Shownotes
Let's break us off A Little Piece of Kevin as we talk SPN Season 8, Episode 7. This is where Linda freaking Tran truly shines. What will violence? happen to Destiel? Can they survive the Denny problem? Will Sam's hair just dumber and dumber with every episode from now on? Will the flashbacks of Season 8 drive Liz to violence? Why is Benny's shirt open? Who cares? What things have really fall from the sky? Dafuq is the Kentucky Meat Shower?
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Summary
In this episode of Devil's Trap Podcast, Diana and Bitch discuss Season 8, Episode 7 of Supernatural, titled 'A Little Slice of Kevin.' They catch up on their recent activities and then dive into the episode's plot. They explore strange events and abductions, including the disappearance of a child and the appearance of a mysterious table. They also discuss the torture of Kevin Tran and the involvement of a witch. The episode concludes with a flashback and a discussion of Dean's survivor's guilt. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various supernatural events and occurrences. They talk about aliens and their ability to read tablets, the arrival of Delta, the use of holy water and Linda's turkey baster, and strange weather phenomena. They also review a list of things that have fallen from the sky. The conversation then shifts to Castiel's return and Dean's flashback. They discuss the Leviathans and the sparkly blue spot, and Sam observes that the disappearances have stopped. The chapter ends with Linda Tran's betrayal and a discussion about prophets and Chuck's fate. In this episode, Crowley strikes a deal with Kevin to help him translate the tablet. He demonstrates his power by killing one of Kevin's allies. Meanwhile, the Winchester brothers and Castiel reunite and head to Diana's warehouse to rescue Kevin's mother. Dean has a flashback to his time in Purgatory, where he fought Leviathans with Castiel. They arrive at the warehouse and confront demons, while Crowley tortures Kevin for information. Kevin discovers a personal note from the archangel Metatron in the tablet. Castiel confronts Dean about their relationship, and they are interrupted by Sam. In the end, Castiel is transported to Naomi's office in Heaven.
Takeaways
- Season 8, Episode 7 of Supernatural is titled 'A Little Slice of Kevin.'
- The episode explores strange events, abductions, and the torture of Kevin Tran.
- A mysterious table and a witch play significant roles in the episode.
- Dean's survivor's guilt is a central theme in the episode. Crowley is willing to kill to get what he wants
- Dean and Castiel's relationship is strained
- Kevin discovers a personal note from Metatron in the tablet
- Castiel is taken to Naomi's office in Heaven
Chapters
00:00
Introduction and Catching Up
08:24
Review of Season 8, Episode 7: A Little Slice of Kevin
11:02
Strange Events and Abductions
15:00
Torture and the Mysterious Table
19:38
Investigating the Missing Kid
21:32
Dean's Survivor's Guilt
22:18
Flashback and the Glowing Table
22:51
Aliens and Tablet Reading
23:24
Delta's Arrival
24:12
Holy Water and Linda's Turkey Baster
25:22
Strange Weather and Things Falling from the Sky
26:22
Reviewing the List of Things Falling from the Sky
32:47
Castiel's Return
33:43
Benny's Disintegration
35:26
Dean's Flashback
36:01
Leviathans and the Sparkly Blue Spot
37:06
Dean's Suspicions and Castiel's Cleanliness
37:44
Linda Tran and Delta's Betrayal
39:08
Crowley's Arrival and Linda's Escape
40:06
Leviathans and Linda's Revenge
41:02
Prophets and Chuck's Fate
42:08
Suspecting Crowley and Linda's Call
42:17
Crowley's Deal with Kevin
43:36
Crowley's Demonstration of Power
43:53
Reunion of the Three Amigos
44:20
Dean's Flashback in Purgatory
46:38
Torturing the Demon for Information
47:06
Kevin's Translation and Crowley's Disappointment
48:07
Arrival at Diana's Warehouse
48:46
Crowley's Pinwheel and Kevin's Discovery
49:53
Sam's Demon Bomb and the Abductees
50:46
Dean and Castiel's Argument
54:17
Castiel's Revelation in Heaven
58:52
Naomi's Office in Heaven
Research Links
Transcripts
Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap Podcast. I'm Diana.
Bitch (:And I was.
Jerk (:And we're going to talk about season eight, episode seven, A Little Slice of Kevin.
Bitch (:A little slice of cabin sounds delicious.
Jerk (:Poor Kevin.
Bitch (:I don't really want to eat most kevins. I know I very much like I do not want a slice of Kevin
Jerk (:Yeah. So I feel like it's the loaded question. Like we always do a catch up and I was going to ask what you've been up to and we've both been kind of busy. So it's kind of a lot. But what you got? What you got?
Bitch (:Yeah
You see, I say you say that, but then I said, you should go. I'm like, I don't know. I mean, tomorrow is my last day of work. Um, so I don't know. Like that's going to be a pretty huge thing that happens tomorrow. And then like, I'm jumping off a bridge into whatever new life I find on the other side, which is terrifying, but oh, the naps. Oh, the naps I shall have.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm. It is.
Bitch (:And yeah, I feel like I don't, I really, I know like we did a lot of stuff. I know I went a lot of places, but I drove so many miles and I flew so many miles and like, it just is like a blur. I'm like, what, where did I go? How? And then it was like, I'm just back here. Okay, it's over. Like, I don't know where I went.
I went to Ohio and saw a band and went and sold a bunch of shit and did a lot of stuff. But this weekend, I'm very excited is the paranormal circus, which I didn't know is a thing that exists. But like they travel with the circus tent like it's going to be a rolling oaks mall. And but it's all like whore horror, not whores.
Jerk (:There you go.
Jerk (:Oh.
Jerk (:Huh.
Jerk (:You're saying you're saying whores and if you can't see you since I don't know if they'll be
Bitch (:whore I mean probably whores I don't know hopefully there's who I'm not saying whores like if I'm Scottish you know whores they so I'm very excited to see aerialists and whatever else they do there I don't I have no idea what they're doing but and hopefully that'll give me you know the the continued motivation to get just get back on that you know you just gotta get back in that hoop so you just gotta just gonna fall you know we fall off the hoop you just gotta get back on
Jerk (:Yeah. Get back in then. Yeah.
Bitch (:I think I'm allowed to get back on them. So hopefully, hopefully that'll happen soon. But then like I was asking my friends, I was like, what does one wear to the paranormal circus? And the answer I got was blood and leather. I'm not exactly sure what blood and leather means, but neither.
Jerk (:Now, yeah. Good.
Jerk (:me either. I feel like I have a pretty extensive wardrobe and I don't know if I have anything that says quote blood and leather. I guess I could.
Bitch (:No, but I wish I had something that said Night Circus because that is my favorite book or one of my favorite books and one of my favorite aesthetics. So maybe I will try and get some new. So that's that's my exciting news. I. I did a lot, I did vinyl cutouts from like I took one of the there's one of the book covers is done sort of like a cutout.
Jerk (:He used to have a room decorated like that kind of, he used to have kind of that vibe in your room.
Jerk (:Uh oh.
Bitch (:paper cut out. So I took that and then I did into vinyl and did on canvas. And then I had the book cover like going around the room. But back when I lived in a place that was decorated and not just a pile of pile of things to hang. But anyways, so I'm excited, very, very excited for that. And for I'm terrified of sleeping in.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah, I remember.
Bitch (:Like I've already started having like panics of, cause I do have so much to do, but like the not having work responsibilities is a weird feeling.
Jerk (:Right.
Jerk (:I can't imagine. But. You'll be you'll be staying occupied, so it's fine.
Bitch (:Yeah, yeah, hopefully, you know, I could, yeah, hopefully my blood pressure will, you know, no longer be elevated. My Apple watch can stop going off and being like, you've been sitting for a while. You know, your heart, like your heart's not supposed to be this high. Like when you're sitting, right. And you're like, shut up, watch. I'm fine.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Bitch (:So what about you? Is your Apple Watch telling you that you need to slow the fuck down?
Jerk (:I don't ignore that setting. I know that setting has my wife told me that before. You know, with the answer to that question. So we'll just pretend like we don't see that setting. Oh, no, it must be messed up. Actually, my well, also, I'm having my watch doesn't like to read my heart eight because of my where my tattoos are. Things I've learned. Apple watches don't read very well through tattoos. It's weird, but OK. So, yeah, I know. I mean, I've been busy. I feel like.
Bitch (:Interesting.
Jerk (:There was something else in there too somewhere. Oh yeah. I went to a rock and roll show and then saw my friends bands, us, and Jonathan Jeter and the Revelators and J .S. Evans and the Boss Tweed and Messer Chups. And then got to go out of town for work where I went to the Amero -Pullerton Music Awards and Weekender in Austin, Texas.
And I feel like I did hit a pretty solid try. Saw a bunch of amazing artists, bunch of friends, good people, business connects, all the things. I feel like I was telling you a bit ago, I felt like I had a good trifecta for Austin for country honky tonk vibes, Saxon pub and the broken spoke where a little old man did ask me to two step. And I feel like that's a gold star moment. And I did two step and then I ended up at the white horse where we stayed till closing.
Bitch (:Yes it is.
Jerk (:And then next day I got to go to the awards at the ACL Live, which was really cool. And then, yeah, and that was an after party that with an after party at the hotel. It's like it was kind of bonkers. Like they like after party, like lobby jams with bands like the bands just were like come back from the bar. They just jammed till like 4 a .m. for the record. I was not up till 4 a .m. ever, but that's what other people were. I was not. But yeah, it was pretty cool. So, yeah. And then and then I went and saw Beetlejuice the musical.
Bitch (:You're so fancy.
Bitch (:Yeah, that was fun.
Jerk (:And not not on the same trip and consecutively, but since we've spoken and it was really good, I strong recommend it's don't expect the movie. It's not. But also be prepared for a lot of vulgarity because in a good way, it's fun.
Bitch (:Mm -hmm.
Bitch (:Yes, and I know like the movie hasn't gone into production yet. I think it has.
Jerk (:I think it might have. I know they were announcing casting pretty consistently. So I think they might have started. I think it's a 2025 release. 2025 is that when it's releasing?
Bitch (:Because I know they had.
Bitch (:Yeah, uh...
think it's this year. This is: Jerk (:Is it 24? Okay.
Jerk (:Yeah, Lydia.
Jerk (:Yes.
Jerk (:Fucking yes, I adore her so much. She brings me joy. Great joy.
Bitch (:Maybe, maybe I'll do like, yeah, you know, you know, I like my themes. Maybe I'll do like a Catherine O 'Hara marathon. Does support maybe like, what is the way possible? No, you can go so far. Like, at least I've never finished like Schitt's Creek. So it'll give me like, I just need to finish it. Oh, David. So, um, shit. I lost my train of thought. Anyways, let's talk about, yeah. Yeah. So I don't know.
Jerk (:There you go. Because you can hear that's a broad spectrum of stuff too. That's fun.
Jerk (:Thank you so much.
Jerk (:Catherine O 'Hara, but it's okay. Let's talk about Supernatural while we're all here.
Bitch (:Let's talk about Supernatural. Let's talk about why we're here. All right. And a little slice of Kevin. So this was season eight, episode seven, and it first aired November 14th, 2012. It was directed by Charlie Karner. And this was the only episode of Supernatural that he ever directed. And he had previously worked both with Jim Michaels and Bob Singer in the series Midnight Caller in the 1980s.
Jerk (:Good.
Bitch (:He's most well known for directing numerous TV movies as well as the world famous, acclaimed theatrical film, Witless Protection with Larry the Cable Guy. And he is, has a movie that is in pre -production and it's made, based off of the Mike Chapman book, Lowell Park. Have you ever heard of this book? Okay.
Jerk (:Ahhhh...
Bitch (:And we're going to take a quick sidetrack into the plot summary of this book because I was like, what is this little park thing? This is the Wikipedia summary. Set in 1990, Jenny Bricks lives in Iowa City. She is a history buff. She even has a Ronald Reagan picture when he was in his twenties as a lifeguard. When she goes to a meeting, a very old professor has a heart attack. Panicking, she uses CPR on him, thus saving his life. After a few stops to the hospital,
He asks her which US president she likes best. She answers Ronald Reagan. So then the professor tells her that she can go back in time and meet him.
time machine, but it's set to:1932 with less than half a time that she started with, she gets to meet a young handsome Ronald Reagan going past her to save a person from drowning. So then she gets some friends, Scooter and Betsy. There's a dance, she dances with Ronald Reagan and her brother. And then while she's dancing with Ronald, she falls down the steps with them. They get a crush on each other. They go on a few dates and then she has to go home.
I don't know, she is pregnant with Ronald Reagan's baby and that would be a great, but anyways, yeah. In the epilogue, like Reagan visits Dix in the final time. It's just a weird story, but apparently that's a movie that he's making.
Jerk (:Huh.
Jerk (:That is weird. Weird. I don't know how I feel about that. And time travel is stupid.
Bitch (:There's a whole bunch of, there's a, we all know time travel was stupid, but this was also written by Brad Buckner and Eugenie. So, uh, that's probably why it was highly enjoyable. So that is our background of our production for this. And we start off in rainy raccoons, preschool where we teach your children to be trash animals.
Jerk (:Okay, here we go.
Rick. Yes. Randy Rackham's preschool and.
Is that I don't think that's their motto, but they do. But they do have their kids doing indoor activities outdoors, which I guess is raccoon inspired because like painting and some of the games they're playing are definitely indoor typically activities, but they have more outside. Sure, whatever. Either way, there's a kid covered in paint, so the teacher takes him to the bathroom to wash him up, but it's not really a teacher. She's a demon. And.
Bitch (:No, that's not their slogan.
Bitch (:Yeah, and honestly, she's like, no, like, you're supposed to be like finger painting, not body painting. But I look like this all the time. The other day, like, HB came to my door and like, there was two people there. They were kind of laughing and I was like, whatever. I'm like, like, go back inside. And I went and looked at it like paint like all the way like smeared across my forehead. And I realized that I would just be yeah, you know, they're just high conversation with them. And I was just like, Hey, how's it going? And they were just like, like crazy, crazy lady with her.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Okay.
Jerk (:Paint on her face. That's hilarious. Well, so. Teachers of Daemon Daemon has him in the bathroom, has a little boy in the bathroom. It's all weird. No, don't look good. And then light is flashing from behind the bathroom. And then there's a massive like a windstorm thing happening out of nowhere. And all the kids are screaming. And then the kid and the teacher are disappeared from the bathroom.
Bitch (:Yep, yep. Okay, so the teacher is a daemon. She's a daemon.
Bitch (:They don't look good.
Bitch (:So don't look good.
Bitch (:poof, poof, that's a surprise tornado.
Jerk (:Yeah. Aren't they all kind of a surprise?
Bitch (:You can see a tornado coming, that's why they're storm chasers.
Jerk (:I guess. I mean, you can tell when the conditions are right for them, but I guess.
Bitch (:They start, I think they start going swirly around. I think they know. They can predict. I don't know. Anyway, so we need, so the animals start playing.
Jerk (:Oh, sometimes. Kind of.
Jerk (:Yes, we've got we've got to get out of this place by the animals. And Dean is driving baby down like this really like wooded road and he sees Castiel walking down the side of the street and he's like the fuck and he goes back and all there is is like this giant bear holding a sign for the Twin Pines Resort.
Bitch (:And you follow that bear, because I don't know, if I see a bear holding a sign, I was going to do what the bear tells me.
Jerk (:And back at the cabin, Sam's like doing research and Dean walks in. He's like, yeah, there's a lot of beer, a lot of beer in this episode.
Bitch (:Drinking beer, which Dean has brought more beer. This is weird now. We are moving into heavy. Oh, I'm just, I just, this is where I start getting concerned, really concerned about their alcohol tendencies. And so I'm pointing out in all the episodes how much these boys are fucking drinking. All right. So they start drinking now and Dean's brought more beer in and they're just like, Sam's like, what's up? And Dean's not like, I just saw a bear holding a giant sign. Cause that's what I would, I don't think I would need.
Jerk (:So much beer. Yeah. Mm -hmm.
Bitch (:I wouldn't even get in through the door. I probably would have told him like called it and then like, so you have gotten a picture of it. It would have on a signal chat. It would have maybe been on Twitter. Oh, it would not be on Instagram because I no longer have an Instagram account. Remind me to circle back with you that later.
Jerk (:Oh, noted. OK.
Bitch (:All right, I knew there was something that was supposed to tell Diana that is I no longer have an Instagram account Okay, so Sam is just like wassup Dean and Dean's like nothing
Jerk (:Do you look like you saw a ghost? So he says. Well, and he's like that fine. And Sam's like, OK, well, by the way, that's this kid missing from his preschool. And there was a surprise 22nd tornado. And that's weird enough. But there's been, quote, similar wackiness. I really appreciated them using that. I'm very happy. And Tulsa bus driver disappeared and a river overflowed with frogs.
Bitch (:A g -g -g -g -goat!
Jerk (:And in New Mexico, a mailman disappeared and the earth split open. So they're thinking as demons, but there's nothing connecting these victims.
Bitch (:Is it diamonds?
Jerk (:Damn it!
Bitch (:But then, no, Stuart's being tortured and I don't know how I feel about this, like Crowley's torturing Stuart and it's kind of hot.
Jerk (:It's very upsetting. And and to be clear, when we say Stuart, we mean some Andrea, the angel played by the same actor who plays Stuart in Letter, Kenny. So.
Bitch (:His name is just Stewart. So, but anyways, I just don't know how I feel. He, he, but he's like all bloody and he's still hot and like Crowley's being all mean. He's like poking him with a blade and he's like still hot.
Jerk (:And he's still in his wiener hut outfit from a couple episodes ago.
Jerk (:Crowley wants Crowley's torturing Stuart Andrea for names. And he finally says like the next generation is not born yet. And he's like, fine, I'll come back more for more later. Bye. And Crowley walks out from this little torture room into this other room where there's this.
like weird round table with lights in it. Like, I don't know what the fuck's happening. I'm like, did we just enter like an abandoned Star Trek set? I don't know.
Bitch (:I don't know what it is.
Was it a game show set? Was it like, what happened at this table? Why was this table created? How can I get this table? Can this table be a giant Simon game? Is that exactly what I want to do as I'm looking at it? And it was just like, why don't those things go do do do do do do do and you have to follow them around.
Jerk (:Yeah. I don't know, all the abducted folks that have all these people have been abducted are standing sitting at it. That's all we know. No, they don't. They're kind of freaked.
Bitch (:They don't appreciate this table. They're just like, what? And we see the little paint kid, so he's not dead. We see the paint kid. He's all right.
Jerk (:Yeah, correct. So we cut, though, out of the scene to an abandoned diner where Kevin walks in and gets promptly. Yeah, Kevin Tran. We get Kevin back. Here's our here's our little slice of Kevin. And he gets water, a bucket of water dumped on him immediately. So apparently mom, Tiger Mommy, Linda. Yay. She's there, too. And she is rigged up this bucket to dump water on him every time he comes back in case he's possessed.
Bitch (:Kevin Tran!
Bitch (:in the trash.
Jerk (:And he is pissed because he's like, no, I'm not possessed. We have hex bags. We have sigils. We have the tattoo. I'm not possessed, but whatever.
Bitch (:Please stop dumping water on my head every time I open a door. But I would also be like, it's also funny. It's not only like I can like see if you're a demon, but also I get to dump a bucket of water on my kid's head every time he walks in the door. Fuck yeah. Like this is a great mom time. Linda owes him. He's still he wrecked her van.
Jerk (:I mean, yeah, that's true.
I'm also bored.
Jerk (:Yeah. Why not? Yeah.
Bitch (:didn't he? Oh, he took her ran. Yeah, I think she's I think she owes him. He's supposed to be in Princeton and said they're like doing this shit. All right. So
Jerk (:Yeah, he did. But I don't know. I'm still like the hmm.
Jerk (:Well, now they're she's she's mad because they're living in an abandoned diner on the road in these rat ratty places when and hiding and she said, no, I'm tired of running. I want to take a stand. So what does she do? Oh, she of course she did. And hired a witch off Craigslist. Delta Mendota is our witch that has been.
Bitch (:Toot the Craigslist!
Bitch (:She's scrappy, reliable, and willing to kill.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. But of course. I like it. Yeah, I like it. Scrappy. Hmm. Yeah, that sounds right. She and Linda was smart enough, though, to tell her not tell her the whole background, but she generally knows that she they need the ingredients to build these demon bombs. And that's it. So they get on a video chat and Delta really wants more details, but Linda will not give them to her.
Bitch (:also the tag name for my next movie.
Bitch (:and because they met in casual encounters and that means no questions asked.
Jerk (:Not the right section. I have no idea. Does Craigslist still exist? I don't even know.
Bitch (:Did they close down casual? Is casual? Do they still have casual? Is that what they close the whole thing down after the Craigslist killer? So, but yeah, Craigslist looks this. Yeah, you can go in there and like look for apartments or houses, but never actually like, yeah. So anyway, so casual encounters, not what Linda Tran thinks it is. Delta we learned has been a full witch since the Banbrook.
Jerk (:All right.
Jerk (:Yeah. Well, Sam and Dean are going to go investigate this missing kid. So they go as agents Roth and Lloyd to visit the teacher who took the kid that was then possessed and took the kid to the bathroom. And.
Bitch (:Okay, so the teacher's name is Mrs. Hagar.
Dean is Roth, so David Lee Roth, right? Sam is Malloy. So that's Mitch Malloy who was auditioned but never signed for Van Halen. And Sammy Hagar was Van Halen's second vocalist. So we have all the vocalists from Van Halen. Yep.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Jerk (:Nice. Three. That's funny. Well, they're there and Sam pulled a good trick, though, while they're trying to talk to her. She's like, I don't remember anything. And so Sam pretends to be on the phone and start saying the words to an exorcism. And like, he's like, oh, yeah, no, it's just a code. So to protect you, blah, blah. And nothing happens. So he stops and he's like, oh, by the way, did you smell sulfur? She's like, how did you know? So that was their new test to see.
Bitch (:What if she was just like, I ate so many pickled eggs, how did you know?
Jerk (:I mean, hey, who knows? Who knows? Or that kid might have. Uh -huh. Oof. Ugh. So, outside. They were outside kids. Ugh.
Bitch (:That kid, those kids all probably look pretty smelly. We don't know what he did in that bathroom.
and the outside bathroom in a park. That bathroom that's probably like littered with junkie needles too. Anyway, so.
Jerk (:Sulfur would smell better than that. I'd rather smell sulfur.
Jerk (:Oh, well, at the motel, Dean's researching while Sam sleeps and there's lightning and he sees Cassie outside the window again, but it disappears and. And Sam wakes up and asks him what's going on, and Dean tells him this time and tells him about the about seeing Cassie on the road, too. And this is where it basically comes out that Dean's got some serious survivor's guilt. He feels like he should have saved Cass and.
Bitch (:Who can it be now?
Jerk (:Sam's telling him, like, you can't use everything you could so you can't blame yourself.
Bitch (:Well, he basically also like says, suck it up, right? Just like, you just suck it up and move on, which is not how Survivor's Guild works, but whatevs. All right. So, but then we also like, he sucks it up and sucks it right into a flashback. And it's our threesome.
Jerk (:Well, let me add that too.
Jerk (:Of course we do.
It is Dean, Benny and Castiel. I'm letting it slide even because I like Benny. They're getting closer to the gate and Cas is still going on about there's no proof an angel can get through blah, blah, blah. It's a human portal, blah, blah, blah. And then he tries to be like, I just want to thank you, Dean, for everything. It'd be just in case. Dean's like, no one's going to be left behind. So.
Bitch (:Yeah, Cass is really trying to tell Dean goodbye here and Dean just won't have it. He's like, no, we, we go in, we go in and we go back to the awesome table.
Jerk (:We do go back to the table. So and they're asking and I like how all the abductees abductees are asking Crowley if they are in a spaceship and if Crowley and his henchmen are aliens. I mean, what else would you think? All these people from all over the world all of a sudden get in this. With a glowing table with people from all over. Of course, you're going to think that very reasonable.
Bitch (:Look, what is it all of a sudden like you pop up like in a place or with a glowing, right? Like.
But I'd be like, okay, why are all these aliens dressed? Okay, this is like what you go with, so no gray men. All right, all right, like no grays. Okay, who knew? So we're gonna find out if anybody can read our tablet.
Jerk (:Yeah, surprise. And. And they can't. They can't. And the guy from Tulsa kind of has a meltdown. He's just like, I've got a wife, I've got kids, I've got a job, I need to get back to work. I have rights. Where's my phone call? And because Crowley makes him like joke on his blood and die right there in front of everybody. So.
Bitch (:Dumbass.
Bitch (:He squishes, he gets squished from the inside out.
Jerk (:Yeah. So this woman, one of the women volunteers and tries to read it, but she's faking.
Bitch (:I'm
Bitch (:Yeah, and she just holds these truths to be self -evident and she's got it the wrong way.
Jerk (:Yeah, she told him the wrong way and everything. So we get to go back to the Tran hideout at the diner and who has arrived. But Delta, our witch. That's where I went to play it in my head to. I saw myself.
Bitch (:Delta dawn, what's that holy water you've got on?
Jerk (:Because Linda squirts her with holy water immediately. Yeah. And she's...
Bitch (:out of a turkey baster. And I realized like I don't have that turkey baster, like it's not in my utensil drawer and I really need one. Ah, excuse to bite. I know but it seems like something I should have.
Jerk (:Hmm. I don't know if I have one at all. I don't use it.
Jerk (:Oh, and my mom uses it like a couple times a year and I'm like, gosh, I need one of those. I don't.
Bitch (:Yeah, I know. Anyway, so hot little Delta wants demons to give her some respect.
Jerk (:Because and she's got a super cool bat black bag that's covered in gold studs. And that's what she's carrying around all these ingredients in. So, yeah, she's just totally tired of demons. But she's going to go to the bathroom real quick. And Linda's pissed about these ingredients because she's like, this is not what we agreed to. This is not the quantity. And what the fuck? And Delta's like, oh, you'll get the full amount when I get paid in full. And Kevin checks out her ass while she walks away.
Bitch (:paint job as he does because he is still really a teenage boy and she also has a very hot ass and she's wearing cute little shorts. And so we cut from there back to the motel.
Jerk (:Yeah, and this is where Sam has discovered that the disappearances, abductions are not just happening in the US. There was actually a guy on a subway in Rome and when he was snatched up, there was a free hailstorm.
Bitch (:It's a me, Luigi. So his name was Luigi Ponzi. Y 'all could try it a little harder, but okay. So at this point we've had a bunch of things talking about weird weather. And so what we're going to do this week is we're going to talk about things that have rained from the sky. And I have taken these from a list or there is a map flying around my face.
,:So I have to go through the list, Diana, you're gonna have to tell me if this is real or bullshit.
Jerk (:Hmm.
Bitch (:Okay? Alright. The first one. Has this rained from the sky? Meat! Raw meat!
Jerk (:All right, so we're done a quiz.
Jerk (:Has raw meat fallen from the sky? I'm gonna go with yes.
Bitch (:Yes, there's at least two recorded instances in Virginia in 2012. Parts of chicken came raining out of the sky. Some of that, one of that like hit a kid that was like in a horseback riding lesson and they hit him on the head. Can you just imagine being like, what the fuck is that? Like a like chicken, like where the fuck did this chicken comes from? Nobody knows. Also in 1876, there was a period of several minutes.
Jerk (:It's not funny.
Bitch (:When meat fell from the sky in Bath County, Kentucky, and that became known as the Kentucky meat shower. Which also, that sounds like a sex thing. Something like, I don't, yeah, if you went into urban dictionary, I'm pretty sure you can find a different definition for Kentucky meat shower. Do that on your own time. All right. All right. One, two, fish.
Jerk (:That Kentucky meat shower.
Jerk (:Is that a porn? Is it a porn?
Jerk (:Oh yeah.
Bitch (:Yeah, completely. Like this is the thing when they get picked up in water spots and they just like, yeah. So there's a whole bunch that fell in Texas or Canada in 2021. Australia of course has had a bunch. I'm sure like, I don't have it listed. I know fish hall in Florida all the time. All right. I just guarantee that. So number three, babies.
Jerk (:Yeah, it happened.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Jerk (:I'm gonna go no on babies.
Bitch (:You know, babies have never rained from the sky that I know of.
Number four, frogs.
Jerk (:Yes.
Bitch (:Yeah, and just as the same thing as fish. There are things that like live like in the waters they picked up. And yeah, in 2009, there was tadpoles that just like poured down in a town in Japan. That would be awful though. Little baby, little baby frogs like. But cute like what frog like, are they're acceptable for, I think most frogs I can accept falling out of the sky. It'd be like little friends, like you're little pets. Yeah.
Jerk (:in the water and they get sucked up.
Jerk (:And they're cute, but I don't want them raining on me.
Jerk (:I guess.
Bitch (:Alright, number five. Cats and dogs.
Bitch (:Yeah, no, that's just a saying. That's the thing that they've never like, you know, all these things, like I'm sure somebody, somebody can't be sure. I can find like some example of like FedEx dropped a cat or something. Uh, I know dogs like went to space all the time. So I'm sure like dogs, technically dogs fell like a whole bunch of astronaut dogs, like fell sky, but all right. Okay. Number six sharks.
Jerk (:It's not actually raining cats and dogs.
Jerk (:Probably. Aww, poor astronaut doggos.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Bitch (:Yeah, it was still the ocean, right? So a leopard shark in 2012 fell on the 12th tee of a Southern California golf course, but it was alive. It was transported back to the ocean and released and it had puncture wounds on it. And they concluded that a bird had picked it up and dropped it. So that shark wanted to live. Good for you, shark. I hope you got some fish. Worms.
Jerk (:hilarious.
Jerk (:Aww.
Jerk (:Aw.
Jerk (:I'm gonna go with yes.
Bitch (:And the yes, it was disgusting. There is a gym class where it was the cause of around 120 worms. Doesn't sound like a lot because there was like bunches, like just like bundles of worms falling on people in gym class. And I'm like, it's bad enough. You made me go to gym class and like I had to put on your fucking shorts. Like, or I had to sit on the sideline and like my docs and be like, I forgot my gym clothes today. Anyways, again, like, but then like, like now there's fucking worms.
Jerk (:And now I'm pelted with worms.
Jerk (:Eww. That's just rude.
Bitch (:Golf balls. Yep.
Jerk (:Golf balls. Ooh, tough one. I'm gonna go with yes.
Bitch (:Yep, Popular Mechanics cited a St. Petersburg time story that said dozens and dozens of golf balls fell on the town of Punta Gorda on the Gulf Coast of Florida in 1969. Waterspouts in Florida are thought to be the reason why. All right. Money!
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Jerk (:I mean, I'd like to say yes, so I'm going to say it.
Bitch (:Yes. Yeah. Yeah. In 2007, another, there's been a couple of her, like, I saw one or like a rubles were falling out of the sky, but this one was a motorist in Germany in 2007. She, there was a bunch of like euro notes that were like swirling around in the air. And so basically she got to be in a cash machine that was like on the road. And so she went and like grabbed them all, but then she went to the police.
and was like, hey, there's all this money. And I tried to hear, here they are. And they went back there and all the cash was gone.
Jerk (:And they're like, thanks, I'll take it from you.
Jerk (:Where?
Bitch (:So weird, right? Like that cash was there and then she left and then she came back.
Jerk (:disappeared. Weird how that works.
Bitch (:Who knows the great mystery of why nobody left that cash on the side of the road.
Jerk (:Ah.
Bitch (:Alright, and our final one, and the most horrifying of them all, spiders.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:I'm gonna say yes.
Bitch (:Yep, yep, and they like build like parachutes and like just like parachute from the sky in Brazil. Yeah, it's horrifying. No, no. So those are all the these are things that fall from the sky sky things that fell from the sky sky.
Jerk (:I've heard about that. I don't like it.
Jerk (:No.
Jerk (:Oh
Bitch (:I know, I'm just on a musical roll today. All right. Yep, all right. So, going back to Supernatural and what is going to happen in our motel room?
Jerk (:You are tonight. I'm impressed.
Jerk (:Uh, Castiel's there. Surprise! He's actually there! Holy shit.
Bitch (:Ayy, scruffy! Yes, Misha! Yes, scruffy Misha!
Jerk (:He is dirty and scruffy.
Jerk (:And basically, apparently he couldn't come through before because he wasn't at full power. But Dean is just very sus about the whole thing. He's like, how did you get out this? I almost died getting out of there. I don't understand how you could have gotten out of there. And Cassie was like, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't remember it. I was just like running from Leviathan. And then all of a I was on the side of the road in Illinois. So I'm going to take a shower now because I'm gross. And so. I'm.
Bitch (:No, no, no, he does not say gross. He says, I'm dirty, which I of course have captured and there will be a gif of I'm dirty coming out later this week. This is what happens when Liz doesn't have a job. We're going to get some really, really perverted things. All right. So I'm dirty. Causes Dean to have a flashback. And in this flashback, we can really see that Benny's shirt is just wide open for some reason.
Jerk (:Dirty.
Jerk (:It does.
Jerk (:I know why. So, so Benny asked, I thought it was one, a very brief, interesting exchange here though. Benny asked how they feel about faith or if they have faith and Castile's like, not particularly. And then right at that moment,
Bitch (:Is it just for Tiana?
Bitch (:You're gonna start shatting out all your dog's names during this episode.
Jerk (:Yeah, apparently. Kevin and Faith. I don't think there's any Albus in this, so here we go. And then as he says that, this leaf like floats in front and it directs them to the portal.
Bitch (:You
Bitch (:is, yeah, this is a very weird, like, weird thing, but it's reacting to Dean, which I thought was hilarious. It's reacting to you, Dean.
Jerk (:I don't know what the fuck's happening, which is like a little blue blue glitter spot.
Jerk (:The blue glitter spot, that's the portal thing. I don't know, it's real weird. So Dean cuts his arm and Benny's arm and they do an incantation and Benny disintegrates into Dean's arm.
Bitch (:Yeah, Dean starts chanting, yeah, Dean starts chanting, conjunti sumas, unum sumas, which translates to, get inside me. No, it doesn't, it means we're going to go into year one. If, I love Diana's face, I'm like, what?
Jerk (:Oh. What?
Bitch (:But that's basically what is happening. Benny sucked into Dean. What the fuck is this like metaphor? He just crawls right in there. He's just, I'm honestly like, if this was the boys, like I can't, sorry, like this could go like anyways. So, I have the boys in my mind. Like, just really sick of scenes before. But so Benny is now inside of Dean and not in a sexy way.
Jerk (:It seems arm his forearm. It's very weird. Oh.
Jerk (:Dean and Cassiel have to run for the sparkly blue spot.
Bitch (:I don't understand. So I thought like, and maybe it was just the angle of it because it just looked like the blue spot was like right there. Like, why are they running now? It like I thought did they move away from the blue spot to put Biddy inside of him? Like, why are we going uphill now? Because I would have started like, why did you go to like to the top and put Biddy inside you up there and then go in the portal? And then you would have worked. Okay.
Jerk (:It did. I don't know. I'm very confused. Was it an optical illusion?
Jerk (:Now we're climbing a cliff or some shit.
Jerk (:Makes no sense. Nonsense.
By now there's Leviathan's that doesn't matter.
Bitch (:Levi's are just poofing in everywhere and they are very much like I've decided this is like the Death Eaters in Harry Potter when they like in Yeah, that's what the Leviathan are like really reminded me of at this point Yeah, they're like gooey Death Eaters. Yeah That's a new candy that we're gonna make
Jerk (:Hmm. They are kind of when they drop. Yeah. It's like a it's like a gooier version. It's like a gooey deathy. Yeah. Oh.
Jerk (:Yeah. So back in the motel room, though, we've got, well, Cass is bathing. We've got Sam and Dean talking and Dean's just like, there's no way.
Bitch (:But Cass is naked in the other room.
Jerk (:It's like telling Sam, he's like, there's no way Casio got out. They're alone. I just don't. He's just very suspect suspect about the whole thing. But Casio comes out and he's spotless and his clothes are clean. So I guess he has some mojo back.
Bitch (:Yeah, and there's this like look which on Dean's face or he's just like, that's the face I fell in love with. That is, that is my Destiel. Somehow his trench coat was magically cleaned in the bathroom.
Jerk (:Is that what?
Jerk (:That's just not the look that I saw. That's just not the look I saw.
Bitch (:I saw love, lust, remembrance, so glad to see his man all in one look was captured. The masterful acting of Jensen Ackles, the love.
Jerk (:No.
Jerk (:I saw mistrust, hope, but questioning and confusion.
Bitch (:The tension.
Bitch (:Yeah, and that's why a little bit of horniness. Okay, so then we go back to the witch
Jerk (:Yeah, and Linda Tran is just totally chewing out Delta and calls her a skank, which is not very nice, Linda. And.
Bitch (:skank back! We all know that's my favorite word so I'm very happy. See this is why Linda Chan and I are soul sisters and yeah she's calling that bitch a skank.
Jerk (:Well, they're gonna go through with the deal even though Linda doesn't like the terms that Delta's changed and so Kevin's got to go get mom's purse which is fucking weird.
Bitch (:So, so Linda's just like, no Delta, everybody in the service industry knows that you get the goods and then you get paid. And then she's like, even a hooker is good at this. And then Delta's like, my sister's a hooker and she gets paid first.
Jerk (:I mean, I guess it just depends on the scenario.
Bitch (:I think it all depends because then I really started thinking about it. I was like, okay, if I get a massage, I don't pay first. I pay at the end of my massage so I could walk out. But if I was a sex worker, I wouldn't trust no skanky ass man to pay me. So. Yeah, I think that just comes down to you just can't trust, you know, your John. So anyway, so Kevin goes to get mom's purse. And then.
Jerk (:No. Correct.
Jerk (:But while he's grabbing it, he realizes that the salt line's been broken.
Bitch (:Yeah, well, so this is where the hooker comment is important because when he's walking off, he's Linda Chan turns to Delta and says, your mother must be so proud. And Delta says she is, of course, with my sister, the bar ain't real high.
Jerk (:Pretty funny. Pretty funny. Well, but now we've got a problem, though, because our salt line has been broken. So Kevin runs back in, asks his mom if she did it. Of course she didn't. And basically, Delta betrayed them to Crowley. Crowley's there with his lackey.
Bitch (:It was good. I just thought it was good.
Bitch (:Of course she did.
Jerk (:So and she is like super sucking up to Crowley and he is just does not give a fuck so he snaps and she disappears
Bitch (:Yeah, I mean, at least I'm surprised he didn't kill her. So, but I think she just gets snapped away. I thought she would die, but she did not. And yeah, so Linda's like, take me, take me.
Jerk (:I kinda was too.
I did too. So Lynn, no, go ahead.
And Carly's like, why? I have no use for you. So BTW, Blackie, kill her, destroy the ingredients, and Kevin, you're coming with me. And snaps, and they disappear. But.
Bitch (:So he, yeah, so he doesn't kill her, which is, I thought was an interesting thing, right? Like it's.
Jerk (:He doesn't, but he tells his lackey to.
Bitch (:Yeah, but it's classical like villain problem. Like you don't solve your own problems. You leave it for a henchman. And you trust that your henchman's gonna take care of it. And your henchmen don't know that you're dealing with fucking Linda Tran.
Jerk (:And she's got a super soaker full of fucking holy water.
Bitch (:Damn right she does. Boom, boom, boom. And Mrs. Trang just takes him out.
Jerk (:Boom. Well, back in the motel room, Sam observes to Dean and Cass that the disappearances have stopped. Well, yeah, he does have more beer here, right? More beer.
Bitch (:Deacon's back with more beer.
Bitch (:Yeah, and Cass is watching TV and Samsung computers. Sorry guys. I just had to find out that Dean came back and more beer because we're just mindful of their intake.
Jerk (:While Sam's like, hey, the disappearances have stopped and starts listing all the names, though, of the one that all the names of ones have disappeared. And as he's listing them, Casio just joins in and knows all the names because apparently these are all prophets. They are all an angels are instinct, instinctually know all of their names, past, present and future. And basically there can only be one prophet at a time. So.
Bitch (:Oh
Jerk (:Kevin's the prophet right now, these are all future prophets, so if Kevin dies, one of them becomes a prophet. One of them dies, the next one becomes a prophet. So I'm gonna go forth so there's a prophet at all times. I do appreciate there is a, yeah, there is a quick question in here about what about Chuck? And they say, Chuck must be dead. And they just move on.
Bitch (:like a slayer.
Bitch (:What about Chuck?
Jerk (:That'll be sad. Hmm.
Bitch (:Chuck! No, he must be dead. But Sam's like, you know what? Diamonds! It's got to be Crowley.
Jerk (:Yep, Crowley wants insurance. And then Sam's phone rings and it's fucking Linda Tran. So here we go.
Crowley's telling Kevin, if you help me...
Bitch (:Okay, the chair that Kevin is in looks like the chair that Stuart was in. And I'm like, did they just take Stuart out or is it a different chair? Does he have more than one of those chairs in this place? I'm sure he does. But it looks like the same chair that he was in.
Jerk (:I'm sure it does.
I'll probably say, Hey, Kevin, you need to help me or you die. And if you or not, and if you don't, you're going to die. And then one of the other ones will help me. So no big. And Kevin's mad because he's like, you just killed my mom. What do you expect? And and Crowley is like, well, we can make a deal. And he's like, whatever, you're just going to kill me as soon as I read the tablet. So who fucking cares? And he's like, look, he's like, look, here's the deal. I actually want you to do it because all these others failed to inspire. I'd rather have.
Bitch (:Still pissed at that.
Jerk (:stubborn to stupid. I was like, oh, damn, it's kind of funny. But so then he kills one of them to demonstrate.
Bitch (:Yeah, it's like, he's just looking around this room and he's like, these are the world's worst fucking resumes and you've got this asshole person who works for you and you're with you and you're like, you suck. I don't want to work with you but all these people are like fucking worms. Alright, I guess it's you. But yeah, and just to show though that he is fucking serious, we're gonna splat someone.
Jerk (:Yeah, he levitates and explodes a lady all over them. So everybody's covered in blood now. And the cool table. That's disappointing.
Bitch (:He does. Yeah, I think someone's going to have to clean that later. Maybe I can get a discount. So we go from that and our three amigos are back together again. We've got our, our boys are all together. They're in baby and they're waiting on Mrs. Tran.
Jerk (:In baby.
Jerk (:And they're going to go meet Linda. Yeah. So Dean's going to stop and have a flashback because that's what they're doing now. And it's him. It's him and Castiel fighting Leviathan's because Benny's inside his arm already. And Dean grabs Castiel's arm as they're like on the edge of this rock trying to get through this portal. This is so stupid.
Bitch (:Yeah, well, we've seen parts of this like in previous episodes. We've seen it over and over again, right? And there's a whole bunch of the, you know, I got you! Cass, I got you! Come on!
Jerk (:Oh, over again. Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah, Kakachu and Castiel like not really trying and his hand slips away.
Bitch (:No, but I just love this. Like we've got the three boys are in the car and like Dean's thinking about this. He's like, fuck it, cast outside, outside the car now. And he's like, doesn't want to talk to his boyfriend in front of Sam. Cause he's like, this is personal shit, right? And like sometimes just gotta be alone. So it was like, we gotta go outside the car. And so they go outside of the car and Dean's just like, you can just kind of tell me like, why, you know, like I gave up everything for you, bro. Like everything and.
I did not know wait, I have it in capitals and I don't think I think I put in capitals wrong. So it was going to have a very like vocal like I did not leave you. But.
Jerk (:I did everything to get you out. And Cassiel's like, wait, what? I'm pretty much about the whole thing.
Bitch (:Yeah, which is, you know, I think it's very funny if you think of it as a, you know, not to throw too much in a dusty. Oh, but it is kind of like that relationships time and like, and this is just my checkpoint of you where like you spend like hours like thinking about something that like you'll others like did and you're just like, motherfucker can't believe like all this shit like, and like you're done like steaming over it and then like you see them and they have no idea what you're not.
and they're just like what like and you were just thinking something like so hard like all you're doing is venting on it the other person's like what this wasn't about you like
But it's very sweet. Like this whole like cast me like, Oh my god, like, you thought this was your fault? Like, oh, like you can see like how much that hurts cast I think.
Jerk (:Ahhhh
Jerk (:Well, around this, they get interrupted though, so they don't get to get this resolved because Linda's there and she wants help getting Kevin back. And the, she explains that she hired a witch and has a demon in her trunk. So they're going to torture the, so Dean's going to torture the demon to get the location where everybody is at.
Bitch (:I love you, Linda fucking Trimmion. She is a fucking badass like, oh, now you left me be killed by this dude. Fuck you. This bitch is trying to in my trunk with a devil's trap on it.
Jerk (:She's kind of badass.
Jerk (:Well, in the meantime, it's good they're on the move because Crowley is cutting Kevin's pinky off. So, yee -haw. So Kevin's going to start translating.
Bitch (:Yeah, he says he'll do it, he'll do it. And he really is this time. Like this time it seems like he's not faking him.
Jerk (:And he kind of starts with this bandaged hand, but Crowley is just not impressed with the information he's getting. He wants macro game changing information, not micro. Game changing. Do you?
Bitch (:I love the way he says game changing. Shocking. So baby is pulling up to the to Diana's favorite warehouse.
Jerk (:I swear to God, another industrial plant, of course, is the same one. And I'm sorry, in Atlantic, Iowa, and Sam promptly cuffs Linda, handcuffs Linda to the steering wheel of her car so that she can't come inside because they don't need to give Crowley any additional leverage. And. Yeah, they're going to then get confirms location and then kills the demon. So they're going to go in.
Bitch (:So this one's white and green, it's cute.
Jerk (:I do like the scene that we cut to with Crowley with a pinwheel though. He's just blowing at a pinwheel.
Bitch (:The Penwheel is, well, I have it as Crowley, has a wee Penwheel, because that's what I always think of as the pig from the Geico commercial, and the Penwheel is one of my favorite pigs.
Jerk (:I argue that was good. I do love that. It is good. It's a favorite, too. How can you smile when you see that shit? Like, I don't know. So Kevin does find the section, though, about the in the tablet about defensive weapons against demons, which, of course, they already know about in sealing the gates of hell. And that's when he gets Crowley's attention.
Bitch (:So.
Jerk (:But guess what?
Bitch (:No Crowley wants to know is just like, what was God thinking? Humans can't help. He can't have that. He's like, hold on. We're just getting to the sexy part. And then I had to like step away for a little bit because just the way he was like, we're just getting to the sexy part. Oh, honey. But then we get dumb hair Sam just running down the stairs.
Jerk (:OK, the sexy part. Oh, man.
Jerk (:Yeah, because they're all in the building now and we've got, um, he's Sam walks into a group of demons and uses a demon bomb to kill them all. At the same time, Kevin has.
Bitch (:You skip some things because we get dumb hair Sam running down the stairs and then they kill demon Steven Seagal.
Jerk (:Oh yeah, they do. I just didn't find it.
Bitch (:They do. They kill demon Steven Seagal. And then Kevin, as he's reading the tablet, has found a personal note from the archangel Metatron. And Metatron was a scribe and a suck up, according to Crowley. And Kevin's like, this looks like a farewell note. And then Sam comes in and that's where all the demons have lined up to party.
Jerk (:Right. And he blows him up with a bomb. And Dean and Castiel are elsewhere and Castiel can sense Kevin. Sam is the first to find the room full of abductees, though, and he sees the blood and he's like, Oh, no. And then they pop up from under the table. It was pretty funny. I go, Hi. He's like, I'm here to help. So that's good.
Bitch (:They're splatting everywhere!
Bitch (:And they're like, thanks, what the fuck? Like, is this a talk? Big Sasquatch came here to help us? How is this going to help us?
Jerk (:Right? And Castiel has to smite a demon in one of the halls because it flings Dean. It's real weird.
Bitch (:Yeah, okay, so yeah, if wings Dean into like a bunch of chains, which is kind of hot but also like where all those chains either but it's like very nine -inch nails video like just like what is gonna throw you in there and but like Cass is just like I don't know if I can smite you but I'm gonna smite you and it doesn't look good
Jerk (:Not practical. Yes.
Jerk (:Yeah, I'm going try. He powers up enough to smite. One smite. Smote. Smit.
Bitch (:I think his battery is like charged to only smite smits. He can only smit. He can't smite. He can't smite yet. And then we go back to Kevin.
Jerk (:And he's translating and he's something about more than a Leviathan or a demon. And then Cassiel's like, I can't wait anymore because Dean is taking too long to pick the lock. So he poofs into the room.
Bitch (:So before that, when Kevin finishes, he says, and thus in death, the compendium and Kevin defines that. And of course my man knows what a compendium means, but he doesn't know what metatron meant about. A compendium. Okay. And that, that perks his interest. And then they, and then they, they clap it right when they have where they're clapping in, uh, Crowley is deducing that there are more tablets.
More than Leviathan and more than Demon and then there's a flat
Jerk (:Mmm.
Jerk (:And then
Bitch (:After he's Crowley makes it makes a penis joke and Crowley's because when he's taunting him he's like you can get it up But you can't keep it up because it's always about your dicks. Is there a white angel Viagra?
Jerk (:Getting it up, getting it up, but you can't keep it up.
Jerk (:Well, either way, so Crowley thinks he's bluffing. Castiel just glows more and stares harder. And then they grab for the tablet and Castiel hits the table and the table shatters and the tablet breaks and Crowley disappears with a chunk of it.
Bitch (:Yeah, it's like kind of like, is it a smite? Is it a smash? Is it smite smash?
Jerk (:Something, something like that.
Bitch (:But Crowley has yoinked something. He has yoinked one part of this tablet away.
Jerk (:Yes. And outside we've got, now we're outside and it's daylight and la de da. And Sam's like, Hey, Linda and Kevin, the cops are on the way to get all the profits by the way. Um,
Bitch (:I will tell you that I almost for here, I thought about having a quiz that came in right here where I asked you to name all those prophets.
Jerk (:Oh fuck, I had to ruin that. Nope. Thank you for not doing that to me. It is too mean. Way too mean. Yeah. Kentucky meat shower.
Bitch (:And then I thought that was too mean. I went with the blood, the blood, the Kentucky meat storm.
Bitch (:Let's get our Kentucky meat showers correct. Oh man. Slide into Diana's DMs about what a Kentucky meat shower is. All right, so cops are coming to pick up the profits that none of us can name like the seven dwarves.
Jerk (:Kentucky meat shower. Oh my gosh. Now I feel dirty.
No, no, no. So.
Jerk (:Yeah. And and that apparently Garth is going to assist Kevin and Linda for a little while. And Cassiel might be able to fix Kevin's finger. They're going to try to fix Kevin's finger.
Bitch (:I want that TV show. Someone, someone give me, get, give me Garth and Linda Tran and Kevin. Yes, I would watch that sitcom like religiously. And yeah, but Kevin is pissed because he took his finger. Then he was like, I want to seal these bitches up.
Jerk (:Garth and the Trans.
Jerk (:He's really pissed about that.
So now Dean and Cass are going to get into it. Dean is pissed that Castiel pulled that stunt. He's not at full strength. Why the fuck was he doing that? What was he thinking? And Castiel is like, it's not really your responsibility. Hold on a minute. He's like, this is about something else. Is it not your responsibility now? Nor was it in purgatory. So it's not your fault either. So hold on. And Cassie asked, he's like, don't you remember what happened?
And Dean's like, yeah, this is what happened. He's like, no, that's what you had to remember it. Let me show you. And and Dean's like, I failed you like I failed everything and everyone I care about, which is deep and sad.
Bitch (:You just put so, yeah, there's like so much shit that's coming out. Like Dean is vomiting up a lot, right? And, but Cass is just like right and being like, dude, you need to, it's not all about you, bitch. Like, I know you think this whole like show is about the Winchesters, but sometimes there are other side characters in this and our relationships have always revolved around you, Dean.
Jerk (:I can't do it like that. Yeah, it is.
Jerk (:Hold on.
Jerk (:Oh my gosh. Well, Cathy, I was like, hey, let me show you what actually happened so that you can process this.
Bitch (:But, yeah.
Bitch (:Yep, and he forces a flashback on everybody and boops him.
Jerk (:He boops him and Dean now sees him trying to pull Castiel into the portal and Castiel basically shoves him and tells him to go and lets Dean's hand go. So we go back and...
Bitch (:And this is why, yeah, this is why eyewitnesses suck and don't use them in your court trials because you can't believe what they say. I know what I saw. I know what I saw.
Jerk (:And he's like.
So he tells me he's like, look, you weren't weak. I pulled away. I didn't want to be saved. I felt like I was where I belonged because I had to do penance for all the fucked up shit I did on Earth and in heaven. And so I had planned to stay all along. I was trying to tell you, but you wouldn't listen and I couldn't tell you that. So I sorry you can't save everyone, friend.
Bitch (:Hey, this is like kind of fucked up like so I don't think Cassie I'll try to tell him that The cast said a lot of things and all these clips of this show of Purgatory I never once see casting Dean. I need to stay here and pay for my shit. I Just see I can't go through like it never Yeah, like he never says I want to stay here so fuck you cast like tell tell a brother what you want
Jerk (:I don't think I'll be able to get through it. That's all he said, yeah.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Bitch (:You know like he can't read your mind honey like you've got to communicate you have got to communicate With your alcoholic boyfriend
Jerk (:But I also don't think Dean would have accepted that.
Bitch (:He probably wouldn't, but I mean, you can't just say this shit now, like, because like, it was received with a flashback of like, let it go, like, let it go, let it you know, so as as that's happening, though, like, why would Dean and like, I don't know, like, there was nothing leading up to this. And all of a sudden, you're like, bye, I was gonna say here all the time.
Jerk (:But at least you would have said the truth. No, I know.
Jerk (:Right?
Jerk (:Yeah, how would he have known? Yeah, that's yeah. No, for sure.
Bitch (:Like that was a, fuck you man. Like tell me like I'm not coming. I wouldn't have, maybe I wouldn't have dragged your ass across burger Tori and me and Benny could have just had a hot time. Or like maybe I would have, yeah, or maybe, so.
Jerk (:But at least I wouldn't have blamed myself.
Jerk (:As much. I don't know. Well, either way, they they kind of get interrupted because Sam walks up. He's like, Oh, yeah, Garth is going to help the trans. And all of a sudden I'm like, wait, what just happened? Because you're seeing your scene just like like. Flips like no transition all of a sudden, it's Castiel in this fancy ass office.
Bitch (:And it's so abrupt, right? I really wanted to know what your reaction was. Cause like, it's like a set. It's like a...
Jerk (:Barry. Well first I thought I fucked up my Netflix and I was so stressed because I was actually kind of in a hurry watching the episode. So I was like, nah!
Bitch (:Yeah, I know. I know. But like, it's just like, what, like if, and it even took me a moment to remember like, oh yeah, this is what's happening here. Because it does, like, it's a completely different set, it's completely different sound. And it looks like you skipped something.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah. Yeah. And then I also had the panic of Son of a bitch, was this like this whole episode, like some fuck like mind fuck episode? And that would have been me mad, too, because I hate like a mind fuck wasted episode. Like where it's all like, no, none of this actually happened. Oh, you know. No, it's not.
Bitch (:Yeah, yeah. But no, that is not what is happening. What is happening is up with a woman who is saying hello.
Jerk (:Yeah. And this is Naomi's office in heaven. And basically, she confirms that they saved him from purgatory. And that these chats that they're going to be having will be his repayment for that.
Bitch (:What? What chat? What now?
Jerk (:And so she asks him about the Winchesters and he explains what happened just now, like this whole story.
Bitch (:Also, yeah also when she talks about saying and this is I think so to you her name is Naomi and I think that you the way that she tells him that we saved you pretty much defines who she is because she says oh An accursion of angels saved you cost us many lives So in this like we saved you killed a bunch of people so you already owe us right? So you already like she's already pushing that shit in there?
Jerk (:Yeah. And she's like, yeah, tell us about the Winchesters. And he just like word vomits. And she's like, and then he literally says, Dan, he's like, I don't know why I'm telling you this. And she's like, yeah, yeah, that's fine. You know what? You need to help the Winchesters, go help them when they call you and just report to me. And yeah, they won't even know you were gone. I'll just send you back now.
Bitch (:be a snitch.
Jerk (:Hmm.
Bitch (:You can't even choose it. You're gonna have to be a snitch. What? What? And then just sends him right back in the middle of the conversation where Sam was talking about Garth and like.
Jerk (:Yeah. And like she said, they didn't they didn't notice. Yeah, no notice.
Bitch (:And Cass is just like, wait, what's happening? What, what? And he can't figure it out.
Jerk (:And he's kind of like distressed and he just kind of walks off. And so Sam just asks, I go good.
Bitch (:Yeah, he doesn't mean it. And that's so Cass is back. Cass is back. What about casting couch? Is Cass back on the casting couch? So it's trying to get alliterative.
Jerk (:Hmm.
Jerk (:Cass is back. And we have a casting couch.
No, no, no, just a couple of folks in this one that we'll talk about. We've got Naomi is played by Amanda Tapping, been in episodes of X -Files and Kung Fu. Super long running character in Stargate series. So Samantha Carter, she played Samantha Carter, who was over in over 200 episodes of Stargate SG -1 carried over into Stargate Atlantis for over two dozen episodes and other Stargate like.
videos and things and games and things that came out. Also was Dr. Pero in the TV show Travelers. That's a regular on go as a repeat character, I should say. I've heard good things. I'm sure it is. Yeah. Not appealing. Delta Mendota is played by Serena Serena Fiallo, episodes of Community Glee, Criminal Minds, Brooklyn Nine Nine.
Bitch (:I still haven't watched that one because I feel like it's time travel.
Well, I think that's the premise of it. That's why I was like, yeah.
Jerk (:and several and a couple of episodes of 9 -1 -1 Lone Star, which I enjoy sometimes. And then kind of random, one of our future prophets, one of the female future prophet number three, to be specific, was played by Juno Rinaldi, plays parts in. Parts in Jennifer's Body, Tooth Fairy, episodes of Fringe and Arrow.
Bitch (:No, no.
Bitch (:Hehehehehe
Bitch (:Do you know your caseworker?
Jerk (:And then there's a series that just ended, a recent that was pretty big called Workin' Moms and she played Frankie and was in over 50 episodes.
Bitch (:Nice, nice, good for her. Yeah. So what'd you think about a little slice of Kevin?
Jerk (:There we go.
I forgot.
Jerk (:Yeah, so I mean, it was actually overall really fun episode as much as like it was really I think it was cleverly written in fun episode plus like we got to see fun people like we got to have Stuart we got to have Crowley we got to have cast we got to have a little bit of Benny we got like even it was flashbacks, you know, um,
Bitch (:You're like, your Benny shirt was open.
Jerk (:But like, I think that was it made that and Linda, of course, like we all like her. So I think it made it made a fun episode. I think, you know, as much as it's, you know. It wasn't a total bummersville because we actually like started to resolve some things, I feel like. So that's good. And we found Kevin, so that's good.
Bitch (:Linda fucking Chan!
Bitch (:Yeah, I mean, no, I don't think it was a bummer as much as, you know, when we try and work out Dean and Cass's relationship, like sometimes that moves into bummer's land. And I think here, like, I think we started to see at least the communication about the problems that were in the relationships. Like, these are things that bugged me were said. So it makes us think.
Jerk (:Yeah. So even if it's not resolved, it was at least vocalized.
Bitch (:It was vocalized, so hopefully we can deal with them and move on. But you know, obviously now we know that we've got Benny back. We've got Cass. What is going to happen to Denny or Dusty L? I don't know who is going to win. Who wins a Winchester? Who wins a Winchester's part? His love. His brother. But yeah, it's.
Jerk (:dynamic.
Bitch (:I enjoy this episode. It's...
We're moving things along. It's introduced. I think there, I mean, knowing what is happening, I feel like there is, you can clearly tell another storyline is being introduced by, we have introduced a new woman named Naomi. So we have maybe like starting, we're resolving all the Leviathan things, all the Levi's are being, maybe there'll be less flashbacks now. Maybe. But the love of Satan, let there be less flashbacks.
Jerk (:critical.
Jerk (:Yes.
Jerk (:Oh, that would be sweet. That would be fucking sweet.
Bitch (:Although we still have to deal with, we still have to deal with Sam's girlfriend. Yeah, sorry. I can't like, I just hope this is the season of flashbacks. So it's, but maybe we're moving past one. Maybe, I don't know, no spoilers. Let's see. Let's see how this goes. How many more flashbacks will there be and how many more beers can the Winchesters drink?
Jerk (:Ah shit. Ah shit.
Ugh.
Jerk (:Hmm.
Jerk (:Questions.
Bitch (:Will we have answers? I don't know. Tune in next time. Cheers jerk.
Jerk (:Cheers, bitch.
