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That Was Awkward | Episode 275
Episode 275 • 5th December 2024 • Boomer Bunker • John Jamingo and The Duchess
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Join the Boomer Bunker podcast as hosts Edward and John tackle controversial topics, share laughs, and explore societal issues with humor and candor.

A distinctive blend of humor and serious commentary unfolds as the hosts delve into the intricacies of female happiness and male perceptions. John and Edward engage in a playful yet pointed conversation, dissecting the often misguided notions surrounding what makes women tick.

The hosts also reflect on their personal experiences, sharing amusing and cringe-worthy moments that underscore the sometimes chaotic nature of relationships. They explore the impact of social media on these dynamics, particularly how online personas can distort reality and lead to humorous yet troubling exchanges.

The episode balances light-hearted banter with deeper discussions about societal pressures, expectations, and the often contradictory messages conveyed through various forms of media.

This mix of levity and gravity makes for an episode that resonates well beyond the surface, inviting listeners to reflect on their experiences and assumptions about gender roles.

Takeaways:

  • The hosts humorously explore controversial topics, including relationships and societal expectations regarding women.
  • They discuss the challenges of navigating personal relationships after recent breakups and graduations.
  • The conversation touches on the absurdity of online interactions and the implications of social media.
  • There is a humorous take on public perceptions of women in podcasting.
  • The hosts debate the dynamics of dating apps versus traditional meeting methods in modern romance.
  • They reflect on the impact of internet fame and how it influences personal identity.

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Host:

Welcome to the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles tough topics, shares some laughs, and dives headfirst into the sea of controversy with no life jackets in sight.

Host:

I'm a I Duchess.

Host:

The real Duchess has a function to attend.

Host:

I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts for tonight's show.

Host:

Taking my place is the Samson of Silliness, the playful prankster of podcasting from the Am I canceled podcast, Edward.

Host:

And joining Edward is everyone's cranky neighbor with too much time on his hands, John Jamingo.

Host:

Tonight, the guys take on the fairer sex and try to figure out what makes them happy.

Host:

So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's heavy on misogyny and sexism.

Host:

Without further ado, here are Jamingo and Edward.

John:

Edward, how's it going, buddy?

Host:

Hello, John.

Host:

It is wonderful to be here.

Host:

I missed you so much.

John:

Edward now has big people Internet, which is really nice.

Host:

And a big people brain, John.

John:

And a big people brain he is.

John:

Is it official?

John:

Can I make the announcement that you are.

Host:

It's unofficial.

Host:

Grades haven't been submitted, but we are the holder of a bachelor's degree.

Host:

Everybody congratulate me in the chat.

Host:

Thank you.

John:

Is unbelievable.

Host:

Thank you.

John:

Now what?

John:

What are we doing now?

John:

Now we have to go out and get big boy jobs.

Host:

Now we come onto Boomer Punker and ruin our career immediately.

John:

I never thought of that.

Host:

Wow.

John:

He just graduated college and was ready for this big radio job.

John:

And then he happened to go on an old podcast with some old guy, spoke about women.

John:

Started talking shit about women.

John:

Yeah, the protest.

Host:

Like the third worst group you should talk about in a bad way.

Host:

Probably.

John:

Absolutely.

John:

And the reason I say that, which brings me right to my first clip.

Host:

Yes.

John:

Is be crazy.

Host:

True.

John:

For the simple fact is, if you just do one little simple thing, they go after you with the vengeance of a hundred warriors.

Host:

Yes.

John:

Check this out.

Duchess:

Just came on one of my videos and left a comment that said, waste of my time.

John:

Which, like, waste of my time.

John:

He came onto her comments.

John:

Wherever she's at, it's waste of my time.

John:

Listen to what this bitch does.

Host:

Like, whatever.

Duchess:

That's your opinion.

Duchess:

It's wrong, but it's your opinion.

Duchess:

So I went to his TikTok profile and it was really unassuming, like he didn't use his real name or anything.

Duchess:

But then I went to his list of followers, and his very first follower was this woman who did use her full name.

Duchess:

So I looked her up on Facebook and she had a picture of herself with this guy and his Full name, and it turns out they're married.

Duchess:

So with his full name, I googled him and I found this website where they had registered for like a high school reunion for way back in the day.

Duchess:

And he had his email address listed.

Duchess:

So then I signed up his email address for an email blast that emails him one fun animal fact every minute.

Duchess:

Now who's a waste of your time?

John:

Because he said waste of time.

John:

She did all that.

Host:

Would you not enjoy getting a nice animal fact that often?

John:

Okay, that's not bad.

John:

Okay, I get that you don't know how to get rid of them, especially, you know, that's tough because every minute you're.

John:

Especially if you're like, if.

John:

If you're a entrepreneur and your preneurs are going off and they're sending you emails, you don't.

John:

You can't shut your notifications off.

Host:

I don't know.

Host:

I think it's about time that commenters kind of slowed their role.

Host:

Anyway, I think it's probably time to start fucking with commenters at this point.

John:

They're too comfortable.

Host:

Way too comfortable.

John:

All right, well, then that brings me to my second crazy lady.

Host:

One more thing.

Host:

I just want to say that it's ironic to be saying to this woman that you're wasting your time when you're doom scrolling TikTok, you're already wasting your time.

John:

Yes, I would rather waste my time on something else besides your bullshit.

John:

I would rather waste my.

John:

Yeah, well, she's under the covers and everything.

John:

So I'm like, well, maybe he was wondering, like, oh, no, maybe she should be scantily dressed, no bra on.

John:

Daddy likes it tight.

John:

Daddy does like it tight.

John:

Yes, of course, this one was even worse.

Duchess:

I came into my comment section and told me to stop talking politics and go back to making spreadsheets.

Duchess:

So I decided to make a spreadsheet about that guy.

Duchess:

It was really easy because he had the Same username on TikTok that he does on Reddit and he posted a lot.

Duchess:

So I went through some of his most recent comments and made a chart of every single time he fundamentally misunderstood what a tariff was.

Duchess:

That was a solid 100% way to be consistent.

Duchess:

Then I went to go see which subreddits he was the most active in, which were either about, like, cryptocurrency or rating pics of women or roasting pics of women, or posting the same ad on TradWife personals for the last four years, consistently every week.

Duchess:

And then I went back far enough that I found his real name and I Looked him up and he's married.

Duchess:

So I sent screenshots of his trad wife personals ads to his wife, and we been chatting and now she's my mutual on TikTok.

Duchess:

What's up, Lulu?

Duchess:

Good luck in your divorce.

Host:

And people need to stop with women.

Host:

It's not a joke.

Host:

It's not a joke.

Host:

All these people posting your body, my choice.

Host:

They're going to get dude if they.

John:

Want to throw up your ass.

John:

Because women are relentless and they're crafty and they're tricky and they might not be able to change a light bulb or kill a spider.

John:

Okay.

John:

But they'll ruin your fucking life on the Internet.

John:

That they can do.

Host:

I could do that, too.

Host:

You've witnessed.

Host:

You've witnessed me have, like, the early stages of that, finding people out for you.

Host:

And.

John:

Well, so the reason I said, you know, let's talk about women tonight is again, I don't know if we can 100% say that, you know, we haven't been through our own trials and tribulations with women.

John:

Yes, you recently have had an issue with.

John:

And how is that going?

Host:

What do you mean?

Host:

It's not.

John:

It's not.

John:

It's on.

John:

It's over.

John:

We don't.

John:

We're done with Arseway.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

All right, so let's talk about her, because I really didn't like.

Host:

John, what the fuck are you doing?

Host:

No, let's not dive into my personal life, John.

Host:

I think not.

Host:

Here, I'll just spam fucking.

Host:

All right, you move on.

John:

Let me ask you this.

Host:

We interrupt this program to bring you a special.

John:

This is a clapback.

Host:

Okay?

John:

This is a clapback.

John:

All right.

John:

So would you recommend meeting women on VR?

Host:

I mean, sure, probably.

Host:

I mean, you're taking a risk, as I've demonstrated.

Host:

I can't do this.

Host:

John, you're not going to make me talk shit on your podcast.

Host:

It's not happening.

John:

Wait a minute.

John:

Was it me or did you move from where you were to be near her and.

Host:

Yep.

John:

Because you guys were so much in love.

Host:

Other reasons.

John:

Couldn't be.

Host:

Yes.

John:

Couldn't be apart.

Host:

And, John, your daughter almost walked in on you naked, and you had the nerve to be doing this to me right now.

John:

That's true.

John:

All right, so if we're going to tell embarrassing stories, go ahead.

John:

When I first got married, my stepdaughter, she was like 7 or 8 years old or whatever.

John:

And when we.

John:

When we.

John:

How did this work out?

John:

Either we were married or we're just ready to get married.

John:

Her My wife to be or my wife moved in with me at my, at my house.

John:

Oh yeah, we did.

John:

She had to.

John:

Because I had had.

John:

When I first got engaged, the first thing my, my beautiful bride to be said was, I can't have this kitchen.

John:

So I had to tear the whole kitchen apart and put a whole new kitchen in.

John:

All right, so that was done.

John:

So I get up at like 5 o'clock in the morning.

John:

Cause I gotta go to work and I go to take a shower.

John:

So I go in the shower, which is out in the hallway.

John:

It's a single bathroom house.

Host:

Okay.

John:

As I come out with my towel over my shoulder after taking a shower at 5:00 in the morning, 5:30, there's my 7 year old daughter sitting on a couch looking straight at me.

John:

And I'm naked as I'm like, oh no.

John:

So I quick.

Host:

And I was gonna say, I wish I could have heard the scream that.

John:

You let out like a little.

John:

And she's 34 now and still doesn't let me.

John:

Still tells me, oh yeah, first naked guy I ever seen was him.

John:

That was me.

Host:

Yeah, there's the one that came to check.

Host:

Wasn't that the night that you did edibles, by the way?

John:

No.

John:

Yes, yes, I did edibles and turned my phone off.

Host:

And your family was worried about you?

John:

Yeah.

John:

If they can't again, I'm at the age now that if they can't get a hold of me for like three hours, they all think I'm dead.

John:

They all come running over here to see if I'm still alive.

John:

My cousin did that one time.

John:

I had worked late into the night doing podcasting stuff and I slept in and they were knocking on the door, they couldn't get a hold of me.

John:

So they got the key, came in and I guess my foot was sticking out at the bottom of the bed.

John:

And he goes, and as I'm coming out of my slumber, I hear he's dead.

John:

And he grabbed my ankle and I jumped and he went, oh, Jesus Christ, he's alive.

John:

So I'm at that age now where they consider me dead if they can't get a hold of me for three hours.

John:

But all right, I can see it's a touchy subject you don't want to talk about.

Host:

It's just a breakup.

Host:

Just a breakup.

Host:

Just a breakup move.

John:

Doesn't sound like it's just a breakup, but okay, okay, okay.

John:

On a scale of 1 to 10 and being boy or bunny and one being like a normal person, where would you put her on the scale of craziness.

John:

Crazy scale, John.

Host:

Why do you think I'm going to answer this question?

John:

Listen, I'll give her she's about a 7 and a 7.5.

John:

Hot.

Host:

What is happening?

John:

How crazy though?

John:

Duchess, come on.

John:

Duchess, come back.

Host:

What are you doing?

Host:

John, I just.

Host:

Are you insane?

Host:

Are you insane?

John:

What is wrong with you?

John:

What does she care?

John:

She's not watching this.

Host:

Because I'm a nice boy, John.

Host:

That's why I'm a simp.

Host:

Which is why you had me on here.

Host:

To counterbalance your ridiculousness.

John:

I didn't know you were in a black neighborhood.

Host:

All right, there's no getting away from anything with you, John.

John:

Well, since you were coming on, I didn't want to overwhelm you with stuff like this, so I figured I would.

Host:

Make it, oh, really comfortable for you.

Host:

Okay, thanks.

Host:

I appreciate that, John.

John:

I figured I would make it more comfortable for you and do something that you're familiar with, like.

John:

Am I the asshole?

Host:

Yes, I do know this.

Host:

Can I play the theme?

John:

Yeah, sure.

Host:

Okay, here we go.

John:

I would be honored.

Host:

All right, go ahead.

John:

Okay.

John:

All right.

John:

I.

John:

I will attempt to read this.

John:

Reading is not my forte, but I'll give it a whirlwind.

John:

Am I the asshole for finding out my brother's stepdaughter is on only fans at Thanksgiving dinner, my sister in law was bragging about how much money her daughter makes in a game as a gaming streamer, saying that she makes almost 300k a year.

John:

She even showed me a picture of the new car her daughter bought and the license plate was clearly her username.

John:

So I looked her up and showed her and it showed her daughter's Twitch account.

John:

She was really surprised I was able to find it and she said she had never seen it before and she doesn't know anything about online streaming stuff.

John:

Well, since I'm a gamer too, I was intrigued since a lot.

John:

That's a lot of money.

John:

I checked out her Instagram account under the same username and lo and behold, there was a link tree verbatim.

John:

I suspected something else was going on and I was curious.

John:

I saw her photos in her apartment and it linked to and only fans account and her Venmo with her real name attached.

Host:

My God.

John:

It seems obvious to me that this was probably where the money was coming from.

John:

And I became concerned about her safety risks and having so much personal information so easily accessible online.

John:

Okay, first of all, I think this is jealousy.

John:

I.

John:

I think this is 100% jealousy.

John:

She's like Wait a minute, I'm a gamer.

John:

How come I'm not making 300k a year?

Host:

Because you ain't got that good good, that's why.

John:

Well, you might have that good good, but you ain't putting that good good out there.

John:

That's the thing.

Host:

If she had it, she'd put it out there.

John:

So I went to my brother's wife immediately and she became defensive and accused me of crossing a boundary just for looking her daughter's public Instagram.

John:

She claimed that I ruined their family day after Thanksgiving.

John:

And she escalated things by claiming that I had some kind of perverse interest in her daughter, which I found both absurd and inappropriate.

John:

I didn't look any further.

John:

I didn't look any further other than noticing the pictures of her apartment and all the links to her only fans in Venmo.

John:

My brother, instead of calming things down, sided with her and said I had crossed the line even by looking up our Instagram profile.

John:

I tried explaining that my intention was ploy to alert them about the potential safety issue.

John:

Sure it was something I thought that would be they would appreciate.

John:

The whole situation blew up.

John:

They turned to focus on me, blaming me for overstepping boundaries, for even looking at the public Instagram account.

John:

And rather than accessing actual concerns about their daughter's public presence and risks it poses, they blame me for ruining everything.

John:

I felt so bad for the stepdaughter as the explosive way that my sister in law responded makes me think she went crazy on her too.

John:

I imagine she will have a heart to heart with her and ask if she felt safe doing this or something along those lines.

John:

Am I the asshole for looking up my sister's public Instagram account?

John:

I mean, yes, Edward, you do a lot of Internet sleuthing on people.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

Is this out of line for you kids in the Internet world?

Host:

Yes.

Host:

If I, if I went and I looked somebody up and just to fuck with them, if they hadn't done anything to me, yes, I'd be an asshole.

Host:

But this is like you said, probably just jealousy.

Host:

She kind of seems like a piece of shit.

John:

She's making $300,000 a year on only fans and telling her mom it's gaming on Twitch.

John:

So this.

John:

So she's like, yeah, I'm turning, I'm turning this bitch in.

John:

This is not how this works.

Host:

I mean she is putting herself.

Host:

I mean she's got it on her public accounts and shit.

Host:

So anyone could find it at any time.

Host:

Really.

Host:

Yeah, it's like they're both assholes I guess is what I think, okay, everyone, mother.

John:

Everybody.

Host:

Everyone sucks here.

John:

Public is public.

John:

It means anyone public can look it up.

John:

I kind of feel the way.

John:

Yeah, it's like if you have a Twitter account and your direct messages are open and somebody comes in and talks to you, it's like, oh, my God, they violated me.

John:

They came into my direct messages.

John:

It's not like they came into your room.

John:

It's not like they assaulted you.

Host:

Words are violent, John.

John:

No, they're not violent Attack.

Host:

I learned this in college campus.

Host:

I minored in sociology.

Host:

John.

John:

All right, so now that you're out on the prowl looking for other women.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

What.

John:

What.

John:

What mode are you going about this?

John:

Are we using dating apps or we back to the.

John:

The virtual reality world or try to meet them on the street?

Host:

We have been finishing school and we have been chilling, and then we're gonna look for a job and we're gonna not worry about the ladies.

John:

We're not going to worry.

John:

You're a young man.

John:

You always work.

John:

Young men always worry about the ladies.

Host:

And I'm hot, John.

John:

You're hot.

John:

Also very attractive.

Host:

I apologize.

Host:

Yeah, no, I'm just.

Host:

I'm trying to live life right now because I've made some rash decisions that I think need to not happen again in the future.

John:

Oh, really?

John:

So you try to.

John:

How would you vet your new prospect?

Host:

I love the topic of this show.

Host:

Vet, I guess interact with them and do some fucking sleuthing.

Host:

If I need to.

John:

You would?

John:

Dig.

Host:

If I feel insecure about the way that things are progressing, then I guess I use my private detective skills, John.

John:

All right, so now you use your private detective skills and you find a girl that has an OnlyFans account, or.

Host:

Like Google says, show up at their home and then do some in person investigating, see how that works out.

John:

All right, so you go, you do this, you find out she has an OnlyFans account.

John:

Is that a deal breaker or is that something that you would entertain?

Host:

I'm too much of a jealous person.

Host:

I couldn't do it personally.

Host:

Do I see a problem with a couple having that dynamic?

Host:

No, but for me personally, it would not work.

Host:

No.

John:

All right, so only fan.

Host:

That was the fun.

Host:

Serious answer, John.

John:

That's.

John:

That's a big no, huh?

Host:

Yeah.

Host:

John, I would sit in the corner with Destiny and cuck out to my girl fucking other men online.

John:

Well, I don't know the whole Destiny story.

John:

I only know bits and pieces.

John:

And I know Destiny's like your spirit animal online.

Host:

I love him.

John:

How do you feel about Nick Fuentes.

Host:

Nick Fuentes.

Host:

I think he's entertaining to watch.

Host:

But this is a lot of the ways that I feel about these so called, like, evil Nazi people that everyone.

Host:

I.

Host:

I find them entertaining, usually.

Host:

And the most entertaining thing you can do is watch someone like Destiny, who has a foot in reality, still dismantle all of these people's ideals.

Host:

I think that's more positive than going, oh, Destiny's gay.

Host:

Destiny sucked a dick.

Host:

Well, he should fucking.

Host:

He shouldn't even have a platform anymore.

Host:

I think that's very silly.

John:

I do, too, because aren't we supposed to uplift the L's and the G's and the B's and I'm not sure about the T's anymore.

Host:

We should, John.

John:

I think the T's are on their way out.

John:

I think the L, the G's and the B's have had enough of the T's Shit.

John:

They cause a lot of problems.

Host:

As you always say, John, as white.

John:

People, we're supposed to sit here and listen.

John:

We should.

John:

We should.

Host:

I'm following your lead.

Host:

I know my severe, severe elder.

John:

Listen, this is also a podcast where we do news.

Host:

Okay.

John:

And I don't know if you know this, but today in the Capitol, the U.S.

John:

capitol.

Host:

Yes.

John:

We're on January 6th, Donald Trump.

John:

Yes.

Host:

Google asked a great question.

Host:

Would you be okay with your partner having an.

Host:

Only fans?

Host:

Never answered.

John:

No, absolutely not.

Host:

Okay.

Host:

Sorry to cut you off there.

John:

Yeah, I'm just.

John:

I swear to God, you are just like me.

John:

You could have been my son.

John:

Honest to God.

Host:

All right, so Jody had me.

John:

Sorry.

John:

Homosexual relationship.

John:

We spit you out.

John:

All right, so today at the Capitol, we had a big, giant protest where the T's went in and they went into the ladies restroom because you're not allowed to do that anymore because of Nancy Mace, which is the representative from South Carolina.

John:

She put a.

John:

I don't know what you put.

John:

We call.

John:

It's not a bill.

John:

But anyhow, she had the.

John:

The rules changes.

John:

The rules of the House changed where if you're a trans woman, you can't use the ladies.

John:

If you have a penis, you're not allowed in the ladies room.

John:

How do you feel about that?

Host:

I don't really care if I don't.

Host:

I don't care who goes to the bathroom where.

Host:

Really.

Host:

Because I don't think for the most part that people are trying to be predators in the bathroom.

John:

Well, okay.

John:

For the most about your autophilias.

John:

Your auto.

John:

Pedophilias.

John:

What the hell?

John:

How do you say that you're auto.

John:

Your auto something.

John:

Autoerotic asphyxiation failures.

Host:

That is like strangulation while you jerk off, John.

John:

Yes, something like that.

Host:

How do I feel about that?

John:

Well, I guess what it is, is it's the.

John:

It's the man who dresses up like a woman and goes into woman's spaces as a kink.

John:

As a.

John:

As an erotic event.

Host:

If it's erotic, then that.

Host:

Yeah, that's too far, for sure.

John:

Okay, but how do you.

John:

How can you tell.

John:

Like, how can you tell the difference between a real transgender person that just wants to take a leak and some.

John:

That's in there just, you know, trying to get off?

John:

Because they're in there with women.

John:

And.

Host:

And basically, how can you tell a, like, straight white man who's a pedophile or not from somebody?

John:

Well, you wouldn't see them in the women's.

John:

Lady.

John:

You wouldn't be.

Host:

They could be attracted to men and they could be in the men's restroom.

John:

But you kind of see where I'm going here.

John:

It's like, you know, for like, maybe 1% of the population, we allow these perverts to go in there.

John:

And basically, I hate perverts.

John:

Yeah, see, I hate perverts, too.

John:

I'm not a big fan of perverts.

John:

But what I'm saying is this way you, you know, you can go into.

John:

A woman can go into a restroom and feel safe.

John:

I mean, let's face it, if a trans man came into the men's room, would we care that?

John:

We wouldn't give a shit.

John:

But we're not worried about trans men assaulting us in the men's room.

John:

What are they going to do?

Host:

At least you're open about your double standard.

Host:

But there is a clear double standard there.

John:

Sure there is.

John:

We're not afraid of trans women, all right?

John:

We're not worried about trans women hurting us or molesting us or anything like that.

Host:

Yeah, but an adult woman probably could take advantage of a young male.

John:

Young, but not.

John:

Well, no, I don't know about that.

John:

I don't know.

John:

Not really.

John:

I don't think so.

John:

So anyhow, I got a little video today of what happened in the Capitol.

John:

Whoops.

John:

Hit the wrong.

Host:

That bathroom is pretty.

John:

It's very clean.

John:

I mean, is it.

John:

Can't we just have the men's room in the men's room?

John:

The ladies room, like his, hers, and they's.

Host:

Let's just start making more and more bathrooms until all buildings are just full of bathrooms.

Host:

We can have a trans bathroom.

Host:

We can have a parents bathroom.

Host:

We can have everything you can think of.

John:

Well, they all got arrested.

John:

They all got arrested today.

Host:

Not again.

John:

And as Nancy Mace, who's really.

John:

I mean, she's really shouldered this responsibility, this burden that she's like sticking up for women and she's not having any of this.

John:

She went to the police station to do her own protest.

John:

All right, so some tranny protesters showed up at the Capitol today to protest my bathroom bill.

John:

What.

John:

What offends you?

John:

The.

John:

The tranny word.

Host:

It's just how edgy she wants to be.

Host:

Just.

Host:

It's just.

Host:

It just gives me heebie jeebies if I can be.

John:

Because she doesn't like men in her spaces.

Host:

No, it's the way that she talks where she's like, so just wants to be that.

Host:

You know what I mean?

John:

Right?

Host:

The fucking trannies were bugging.

Host:

And it's just like, God, you are trying so hard.

John:

The tranny word offense.

Host:

John, you're not listening to me.

Host:

I'm saying the way that she says it in general, the way that she's speaking this sentence is like, respectful.

Host:

I know.

Host:

John, you're not listening.

Host:

The way that she's speaking it is annoying because she's like, so trying to be that and be edgy and get those people's support and that skeeves me out.

Host:

That's what I'm trying to say.

Host:

I don't care if she wants to be edgy.

Host:

I don't care if someone wants to say an edgy word.

Host:

I think it's lame and cringe, but.

John:

Okay.

John:

All right, well, let's continue.

John:

Arrested four things.

John:

So I have a message for the protesters who got arrested.

Host:

You ready?

John:

What do you think she's going to say?

Host:

You.

Host:

Something.

Host:

Something edgy.

Host:

Let's do it.

John:

You have the right to remain silent.

John:

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Host:

You have the right.

John:

God damn.

Host:

Miranda rights were not on my bingo card.

Host:

But okay, let's go.

Host:

Let's go.

John:

I don't know.

John:

Again, I.

John:

I really.

John:

I believe in my heart of hearts, I believe that women should be protected.

Host:

Yes.

John:

From queens in their personal spaces.

Host:

Queens.

Host:

Yes.

John:

That's all.

John:

I just don't understand why it's got to be.

John:

Why do they have to force themselves into women's spaces?

Host:

Yeah, but you're, You're.

Host:

But you're only.

Host:

The problem is, is that you're only caring in this specific instance, when it comes to these specific people, that's when it becomes a problem.

Host:

It's like, no, like you have to expand and be like, women should be protected from everybody, everywhere, all the time.

Host:

It's like.

Host:

But you're coming in it with an agenda.

Host:

There's an exact reason why you want.

John:

This men out of women's spaces.

Host:

Yes, Protection.

Host:

It's because of the trans people.

John:

Yes, men.

Host:

But shouldn't women also be protected from men who could also do horrible atrocities to them in other spaces?

John:

Yes.

John:

Men aren't allowed in a ladies room.

Host:

But when you're focusing only on the.

John:

That's all we're talking about.

John:

We don't care about outside the men's room.

John:

We don't care because other spaces.

Host:

But if you're, if you're saying like oh, they're in danger in the bathroom because a trans person is in there to use the bathroom, then it's like, well, yeah, but they're in danger walking down the sidewalk by themselves.

Host:

That's why they have to carry mace and all this other shit.

Host:

Like women are in danger because they're frail little creatures.

Host:

Kill them.

Host:

No, just kidding.

John:

Kill the creatures.

John:

I don't see.

John:

This is where again my generation.

John:

This is where I find your generation.

Host:

I'm trolling, by the way.

John:

Stupid.

Host:

Okay, go ahead.

John:

And the reason is it's very simple that all we're trying to do here is protect biological women from your basic autophile.

John:

Yeah, autopilot file something.

John:

That's all.

Host:

John.

Host:

But John.

John:

I don't understand where you would stand up for.

Host:

Most people going to the bathroom.

Host:

Are going to go to the bathroom.

John:

There's the key word most.

John:

There's the other ones that are in there trying to take as a man.

Host:

If I was crazy enough, I could run into the women's bathroom and cause all sorts of havoc.

Host:

John.

Host:

It's not go to jail, but so will the trans person if they around.

John:

And find out because they.

John:

They say they identify as a woman.

John:

So I.

Host:

That doesn't mean they don't get in trouble for being weird predators like cops work for everyone usually, I guess, except black people.

Host:

John, cops don't help black people.

John:

Sure they.

Host:

And George Bush doesn't care about them.

John:

George Bush doesn't care about blacks.

Host:

Nope.

John:

I beg to differ.

John:

All right, hold on.

John:

Let's go back.

John:

Let's do another.

John:

Am I the asshole?

John:

All right.

John:

Oh, you know what we didn't do the first time?

Host:

What?

Host:

Read what the comments have to say, you guys.

John:

Oh, I forgot the comments.

John:

I'm not set up for the comments.

Host:

Which, which, okay, see, well, the post was deleted.

Host:

And I recovered it because I'm awesome.

John:

You did.

John:

See, that's what I'm talking about.

John:

You got, you know, you millennials, you're good for something.

John:

Thank you for when things you can't find them.

John:

You're very smart and like.

John:

But what we forgot was music.

John:

So here we go.

Host:

Finally.

John:

Am I the asshole for fat shaming my brother's girlfriend?

John:

I love this.

John:

There's been a recent TikTok trend where couples filming a video where the boyfriend picks up the girlfriend.

John:

My brother's girlfriend has been wanting to do this for a while and initially he didn't want to do.

John:

He didn't want to.

John:

My brother's girlfriend had been wanting to do this.

John:

My brother, not so much.

John:

He didn't bring it up, but I think it was due to her weight.

John:

She's heavier than him and I think he didn't want to make her feel bad by not being able to pick her up.

John:

Well, she insisted.

John:

He finally agreed and when they filmed the video, he wasn't able to lift her.

John:

She immediately started berating him and saying that he was small and weak and needed to go to the gym because he was unable to pick her up.

John:

I told my brother's girlfriend she shouldn't belittle my brother like that.

John:

She said it's just telling.

John:

She's just telling the truth.

John:

And he can't lift a girl when he's weak.

John:

I pointed out that the truth in this case is that he's perfectly normal weight and height and it's more her because of him not being able to pick her up.

John:

He's 510, 150 pounds.

John:

She's five three, 180 pounds.

John:

She called me a body shaming asshole and left.

John:

And a lot of her friends are telling me now that I'm an asshole for body shaming her.

John:

I don't think that's fair.

John:

Am I the asshole?

Host:

Well, John, I think all is fair and loving.

Host:

Whore.

John:

Hey.

Host:

Your turn.

Host:

No, but really, I think that if the guy.

Host:

If she's going, if she's willing to do that and make him feel that way, then her making her feel that way.

Host:

A.

Host:

Okay.

John:

In my book, what would you do if you're 5 10, 150 pounds and you're 5 3, 180 pounds.

John:

Fire plug of a girlfriend came up and said, I want to do a tick tock and I want you to lift me.

Host:

I mean, you know as a man, John, that you have to try.

Host:

You have to at least try.

Host:

You can't say no.

Host:

What how do you get out of that right now?

John:

Let me ask you this.

John:

Would you be able to pick your ex girlfriend up and do that TikTok lift where you put.

John:

You would be able to put her on your shoulders?

Host:

Probably, if I tried hard enough.

Host:

She's six foot.

Host:

It would be difficult.

Host:

She's tall.

John:

She's tall.

John:

But I mean, I know you're tall, too, but that's quite a lift.

Host:

Yeah, that'd be crazy.

Host:

I don't know if that would work.

Host:

I love giving you real answers, John.

Host:

It's my favorite fucking thing I'm doing right now.

Host:

There's nowhere to go with it, and I totally understand.

Host:

I love it.

John:

All right, you keep this up, I'll get right back into your relationship.

John:

You better start dancing, monkey.

Host:

No, John, I could not lift her because she's a woman and I would never do that because women suck.

Host:

I don't want to touch them.

John:

I never thought about bringing you on here and ruining your actual radio career by doing a stupid podcast.

John:

I'll Shane Gillis you.

Host:

There's plenty of material to find in my own podcast to ruin my career, so.

John:

Okay, so let me ask you this, and I'm serious about this.

John:

So where.

John:

What are you going to try to do now?

John:

You're going to try to find a job?

John:

You're going to be putting a resum Me out, I guess, or.

John:

What are you doing?

Host:

I'm going to gather.

Host:

This is another real answer, John.

Host:

I'm going to gather all of my things, my accomplishments, my achievements, make them into a nice, pretty little resume.

Host:

I'm going to make a LinkedIn account for the first time in my life.

Host:

And then I'm going to start applying for sexy remote positions where I could be at my house.

Host:

That's what I'm.

John:

So you're going to try to do radio from your house, is that it?

Host:

I'm probably.

Host:

I don't know if I.

Host:

Broadcasting will probably be a hobby for me, as it has been, and then some sort of media corporate job is probably what.

Host:

I'm gonna go for something, maybe an iHeartRadio.

Host:

There's some.

Host:

Ms.

Host:

Kiff's OTK Corporation is hiring in Austin, Texas, right now.

Host:

We never know, John.

Host:

Okay, remember Ms.

Host:

Kiff, John?

John:

No.

Host:

Remember the Twitch?

Host:

Remember the Twitch thing that made me make a disclaimer for 18 minutes of Twitch drama?

John:

Yes, yes, yes.

Host:

All right, so there's the real answer, John.

Host:

You got any funny things to say back to that?

John:

We wanted the shortest boomer bunkers ever.

John:

To be quite honest with You.

John:

I can't wait for Duchess to come back.

Host:

Well, what does she do?

Host:

What is Dutch now my camera's out of focus, John.

Host:

Now my camera's out of focus.

John:

You're waving your arms around like a retard.

Host:

That's why you can't say that.

Host:

That's my word, John.

Host:

I'm the artist.

John:

Ah, thank you, Jody.

John:

It's auto gynephilia.

John:

Autogynephilia.

John:

That's what it is.

John:

Can never remember.

Host:

All right, everyone start making jokes now.

John:

No, I just was trying to figure out.

John:

I mean, I don't know that much about you, but I know you kids don't like that, so I figured maybe it would be a great opportunity to learn about.

John:

Edward.

John:

Edward, stop.

John:

Put your hand in front of the camera like this.

Host:

It worked.

John:

And then pull it back like that.

Host:

Now yours is out of focus.

Host:

Mine's always a horrible show.

Host:

Eugene.

Host:

Eugene.

John:

I gotta tell you, I wasn't sure what was gonna happen tonight.

John:

I'd set some stuff up and.

Host:

You fucked this over from the very beginning, John.

Host:

As soon as you bring my personal life into.

Host:

And you don't even.

Host:

You don't even warn me about it.

Host:

You think I'm gonna.

Host:

Maybe I could be prepared with some quips to your questions, but no.

Host:

Springing it on me is gonna get the results you get right here where I go.

Host:

I'm not gonna.

John:

I love the results.

John:

I love the results that we got tonight.

Host:

I'm not gonna talk about that here, John.

Host:

I would talk about that on my show before I would talk about it here.

John:

I just want to know.

Host:

You know, everything.

Host:

Then you start reading Am I the stories?

John:

Yes.

John:

Yeah, because I.

John:

Listen, I.

John:

I just wanted to find out, you know, how many court dates you had to go to and.

John:

Oh, God, is there ever a cease and desist order on episode?

Host:

Bob says, and he's right, John.

Host:

He's fucking right where you didn't even prepare anything.

Host:

You go, oh, this is the am I canceled guy who has Am I the asshole?

Host:

So I'm going to grab am I the asshole?

Host:

Stories, and then where's the topics?

Host:

Where's the news?

Host:

Why aren't we talking about destiny?

John:

We could talk about destiny.

John:

All right, so there's a guy that Edward loves.

John:

He's a.

John:

What would you call him?

John:

Edward?

John:

I'll let you describe him.

Host:

Genius political streamer.

Host:

Doing it for many, many years.

John:

All right.

John:

He's been doing it for many, many years.

John:

And he just got divorced.

John:

And apparently there's a sparky toaster in a car Crash.

John:

Sorry.

John:

Now you're attacking my.

Host:

I am.

Host:

I'm gonna attack all of them.

Host:

I want to attack because I love.

John:

Gobble Gobblehead said dance, Edward, dance.

Host:

Because I'm your little fucking.

Host:

I'm not even John.

Host:

That's racist.

John:

That's what I am, monkey.

John:

All right, damn it.

Host:

I'm freshly graduated, you guys.

Host:

What do you expect me to do?

Host:

I'm trying to fucking get a career.

Host:

What do you want from me?

John:

What about podcasting?

John:

Do you think you can make a career out of podcasting?

Host:

I mean, eventually, probably, if I did all the marketing and shit that I don't want to do.

John:

Right?

John:

Do you think it's lazy for people that want to go back to radio again?

John:

Like, I don't know if I can bring this up, but I will.

John:

The Steel Toe Morning show.

John:

I was listening to him today, and he's crying, and he's telling how radio is still the future.

John:

Podcasting, that's amateur hour and radios.

John:

And I think that that's a lazy man's way of going or way of thinking, because he just doesn't want to do the hard work.

John:

He doesn't want to do the marketing.

John:

He doesn't want.

John:

You know, he'll do the content.

John:

He'll come on and talk.

John:

But as far as marketing the show and getting advertisers and doing all that, he has no interest in that.

John:

He just wants to show up, talk on the radio for four hours, and leave like Boomer Bob.

Host:

If he really had an interest in doing that, he'd be doing it instead of begging for money.

John:

Yes.

Host:

Every show.

John:

Right.

Host:

He's embarrassing himself.

Host:

He has made himself a fucking clown that you throw rotten tomatoes at.

Host:

That's what he's made himself.

Host:

He doesn't want a career.

John:

I honestly believe that he's actually surpassed stuttering John Melendez of form, formerly of the Howard Stern show and the Tonight show, as a local.

Host:

Not load real tough.

Host:

I don't know about that.

John:

I'm serious.

John:

To listen to him, it's.

John:

It's ridiculous.

John:

So, anyhow, I.

John:

I just think that.

John:

All right, let's get back into destiny.

John:

So there was a story out.

Host:

Working from home is not a real.

Host:

Sorry.

Host:

Working from home is not a real job.

Host:

Were you alive during the fucking pandemic or not?

Host:

Work.

Host:

Everybody had to work from home, okay?

Host:

Except me, because I was a Dollar Tree manager and I had to go into work still during COVID Bullshit.

John:

All right?

John:

So I don't have a problem with working from home.

John:

I think it's amazing Especially for these people that are sitting there crying about their environment.

John:

Think about how much gas you save.

John:

You don't have to drive into an office every day and drive home.

John:

Think about all that.

John:

Think about all the carbon.

John:

Right, exactly.

Host:

I did not make Dollar tree go to $1.25, Bob.

Host:

Do you know how many times I had to hear that?

Host:

What is this, the $25 tree now?

Host:

Fuck.

Host:

Fuck all of them.

John:

It was your salary that caused it to go up.

Host:

No, but the corporation really did try to make it look like that.

Host:

They're like, oh, everything's $1.25, but we're paying our employees more.

Host:

So we get blamed for everything.

Host:

I say we.

Host:

Like, I still work there, but.

John:

Right.

John:

Anyway, whatever happened to the Dollar Tree?

Host:

I love this episode.

Host:

This is great.

Host:

Do you think maybe I moved on?

John:

Do you think maybe you have another.

John:

You know, you do have a Dollar Tree experience?

John:

Do you think you could actually move back to Dollar Tree and go for that big regional manager?

Host:

No, no.

John:

Get that Dollar Tree cake, man.

John:

You gotta get that Dollar Tree cake.

John:

There's nothing wrong with.

John:

What's wrong with working retail.

John:

Retail's a very honest, solid job.

Host:

Yeah, sure, fine.

Host:

It doesn't pay enough and you get treated like shit by everybody pretty much.

Host:

So it's not really worth it, okay?

Host:

I'd rather get treated like shit by a boss than, like, the dredges of society and have to put on a smile like, that's degrading.

Host:

Like, no, thank you.

John:

All right.

John:

I'm gonna play two video.

Host:

I did it for three years, by the way.

Host:

Guys, sorry.

Host:

I know.

Host:

I'm talking to the chat, John.

Host:

I apologize.

John:

You do what?

Host:

You're the guest coming at me, Right?

John:

I know.

John:

I'm sorry.

John:

So we're gonna play two different sides.

John:

First of all, this is destiny, all right?

Host:

You're prepared.

John:

Obviously.

John:

I'm not gonna do a whole deep.

Host:

Intro or whatever on all this.

Host:

I will say that.

Host:

God, he's cute.

John:

I think a friend of mine's account.

Host:

From that I talked to, like, three or four years ago ended up getting compromised.

Host:

And, you know, sometimes you just gotta.

Host:

Sometimes just kind of roll with the memes.

John:

It is what it.

John:

What do you want me to say?

Edward:

What do you want me to say?

Host:

Okay, what do you want me to say, John?

Host:

Sometimes it happens.

John:

Every once in a while, you fall in, a dick, flies into your mouth.

John:

What do you want from me?

John:

I don't know.

Host:

Here's why.

Host:

I don't know how I feel about this, because it sounds like he was sending stuff he did with other people to Friends and that they're.

Host:

And then the friends account got hacked.

John:

Hacked.

Host:

So it's like, I don't know if he's absolved of all, like, responsibility for this.

Host:

So I don't know how I feel about it.

Host:

For real.

John:

Whenever you film yourself, that could get out.

John:

No matter what act you're performing with a woman, with a guy, with a goat, it doesn't matter.

John:

As soon as you stop filming, nobody gives a shit.

John:

Stop filming.

John:

That's the.

John:

If I could teach the millennials and the Gen Zers anything.

John:

Stop filming.

John:

No one gives a shit.

John:

Not everything has to be on film.

Host:

I agree with that.

John:

And if that was the case.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

It wouldn't have been that big of a deal.

John:

All right, so that was.

John:

Destiny's like, hey, man.

Host:

I think it's weird how obsessed conservatives are with his sexuality.

Host:

He's not.

Host:

It's not a secret.

Host:

Like, they act like with this sex tape shit that they're, like, revealing.

Host:

He's like, bi.

Host:

But he's very open about it and he always has been.

Host:

So it's weird that conservatives have taken that angle.

John:

All right, now let's get over to Nick Fuentes.

John:

Here's a.

John:

This sounds a little closer than me.

Host:

Yes.

Edward:

This is awesome.

Edward:

I've been feuding with Destiny for my entire career and Destiny had all these leaks come out from Discord and the guy's a freak.

Edward:

I mean, this guy is sick.

Edward:

He's sending messages to this 18 year old.

Edward:

That's normal, by the way.

Edward:

Nothing wrong with that.

Edward:

Yeah, but he's sending all these messages to an 18 year old.

Edward:

That's just an added detail.

John:

That's legal, right?

John:

Isn't 18 legal?

Host:

I would think so.

Host:

In every state.

John:

Pretty sure every state in Union, 18 is legal.

John:

Okay.

Edward:

And about.

Edward:

He's wearing a butt plug on stream.

Edward:

I apologize.

Edward:

This is really graphic.

Edward:

Don't have your kids listening to this.

Edward:

But he's talking about taking a break from the stream to go and have sex with himself.

Edward:

He's talk.

Edward:

He's talking about all this freaky stuff.

Edward:

And then there was no warning.

Edward:

We just went straight into Happy Thanksgiving to Destiny's wearing a butt plug on the stream.

Edward:

But this was one of the developments.

Edward:

And then the ultimate was a sex tape came out of him giving a guy a blowjob.

John:

As one does.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

All right, so he was a.

John:

He was a giver.

John:

Destiny's a giver.

Host:

All right.

John:

Okay.

Edward:

Naturally, everybody said, oh, and by the way, it's just.

Edward:

It's a video from the guy's perspective, you barely see anything.

Edward:

And of course, everybody said, oh, the.

Edward:

That penis.

Edward:

People said, that was my penis.

Edward:

Based on nothing.

Edward:

They said, oh, that's Nick Fuentes.

Edward:

And everybody just believed it.

Edward:

And like, some newspaper in Pakistan picked it up and everybody cropped out that it was some Pakistani newspaper.

Edward:

So it just looked like a legitimate headline.

Host:

Hell, yeah.

Edward:

And they said, oh, it's Nick Fuentes.

Edward:

And so I joked on Twitter, it's literally Thanksgiving and everybody's watching Destiny go to town on this guy's penis.

Edward:

And they're literally watching it because it's like a 10 second clip on replay.

Edward:

And they're thinking, is that his penis?

Edward:

Are those his hands?

Edward:

Is.

Edward:

Are those his legs?

Edward:

Is that his belly button?

Edward:

No, that was not my penis.

Edward:

I think they just want to see my penis.

Edward:

You know, I.

Edward:

I'm getting a sneaking suspicion because that's the.

Edward:

That would be the only way I know I can't prove a negative.

Edward:

So that I did watch it.

Edward:

The guy was also wearing a bracelet.

Edward:

I never wear a bracelet.

John:

I think he's protesting too much.

Host:

This is a lot.

Host:

This is a lot.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

I would have said, hey, there's a video out there of Destiny sucking a dick.

John:

I'm just telling you right now, it's not mine.

John:

I wouldn't have went on this whole thing with the butt plug and been watching it on repeat.

John:

Sounds like Nick over here is watching it on repeat, too.

Host:

You're streaming on Facebook anyway.

John:

What's that?

Host:

You're streaming on Facebook, John?

John:

Yeah, yeah, why not?

John:

That's where all go.

Host:

All right.

John:

Yeah, that's where the olds are.

John:

That's my demographic.

Host:

I think that if this was me, I'd just be like, I don't suck dick.

Host:

At least not in public.

Host:

So.

John:

Yeah, it's not a not on video.

John:

Yeah, well, first of all, yeah, exactly.

John:

I'm strictly.

Host:

Or don't get my dick sucked by a guy, I guess, is what I'd say.

John:

Do you think Nick's.

John:

I think he's swishy.

John:

Just the way he talks.

John:

He seems swishy.

Host:

I don't.

Host:

I'm sure.

Host:

I'm sure he's closeted the fucking.

Host:

Most people with all this bravado about hating this or this or this, I just automatically assume they're gay.

John:

Really?

Host:

Yeah.

John:

So anybody with a very strong opinion is gay.

Host:

Yeah.

Host:

And as we all know, John, all gays are hateful, so.

John:

All gays are hateful.

John:

I thought all straight people were hateful and gays were just Full of love and joy.

Host:

No, John, it's the opposite.

Host:

Conservatives have taught me in the last week that it's literally the gay people who are to blame for everything.

John:

Okay, and.

John:

And caught you off guard, huh?

John:

Figure out where you learned this.

John:

Was this a meeting that you all have to come up with this, or was this a class that you had taken?

John:

Was this an elective?

Host:

My class has taught me something different, but X has taught me a lot.

Host:

Yes.

Host:

My classes taught me that everyone's a victim.

Host:

And X taught me that everyone should be victimized.

Host:

So I love it.

Host:

I called for you earlier, Duchess.

Host:

This man tried to dive into my personal life.

John:

I was just trying to.

John:

Since we were going to talk about women tonight, I just wanted to give.

Host:

How would you rate Elena on a scale of 1 to 10?

Host:

That's basically what he said.

John:

That's right.

Host:

Anyway.

John:

And he's such a pussy, he wouldn't even do it.

John:

Like, you can't rate his ex girlfriend on a scale of 1 to 10 on how hot she is.

Host:

Good.

John:

But he can lift her.

John:

He says he can lift her up so strong.

Host:

John, look at me.

Host:

I didn't rate her judges.

Host:

That's insane to ask me that.

Host:

What the fuck?

Host:

What are we doing here?

John:

Yeah, what would you.

John:

I told you, I give her a 7.5.

John:

That's not a bad score.

John:

Good job.

Host:

We'll tell her.

Host:

I can't.

John:

She won't.

John:

She won't talk to me anymore.

John:

She ain't talking to you.

John:

She ain't talking to me.

Host:

Good.

John:

All right.

John:

I'm fascinated by you and today, what I would love to do since we're on the show today.

John:

I would love to learn more about you.

Host:

Thanks.

John:

Growing up, did you play any sports whatsoever?

Host:

Yeah, dude.

Host:

And I play sports now.

Host:

All right, come at me.

John:

This is something I didn't know.

John:

What sports did you play when you were growing up in high school?

Host:

Basketball.

John:

You played basketball.

Host:

And I do today.

John:

You still play basketball?

Host:

I do.

John:

No, because we never talk about your sports or if you're into sports.

John:

Whenever we say something about sports, you go, sports ball.

John:

Ew.

Host:

I mean, yeah, I still kind of hold that opinion.

Host:

It's funny, I just.

Host:

I enjoy basketball.

Host:

I like to be around black people, John.

John:

Oh, is that it?

Host:

Yeah.

John:

So is there any, well, you know, white people play basketball, too?

John:

Well, yes, white people.

John:

We play.

Host:

Tyler Korber, maybe.

John:

Listen.

John:

We play other white people so we actually get a chance to dribble and shoot.

John:

Kind of like Larry Bird or that guy that used to be Danny Ainge.

John:

Was a great white hope.

John:

He was good.

Host:

I'm hoping to dunk by next year.

Host:

I'm six four.

Host:

I should be able to do it.

John:

Like if I don't get 6 4.

John:

Shame.

Host:

Not yet, not yet, not yet.

Host:

Too fat still.

Host:

I'm getting there.

John:

You look thinner.

Host:

Yeah, dude.

Host:

You want to know why?

Host:

Because when we did the Rubberneckers final episode, there was.

Host:

I don't remember who it was in the chat, someone in the chat just kept going.

Host:

I see Edwards gained weight.

Host:

Look, it looks like Edwards gained weight.

Host:

Look at Edward gaining weight.

Host:

And I was like, was that your expo?

Host:

I sure did.

Host:

It's like, you know what?

Host:

Because of this person in the comments, I'm going, I'm inspired and I'm going to lose weight now.

John:

No, you look.

John:

I'm telling you, you do look a lot thinner.

John:

Yes.

John:

All right, so you're not going to tell me anything about you?

Host:

I just answered basketball.

Host:

What the fuck?

John:

Okay.

Host:

You just want to fight with me, John.

Host:

Just admit it.

Host:

You always want to argue.

John:

I'm serious when I tell you that I brought you on here to learn more about Edward the man, the legend.

John:

I honestly think one of your best talents and what you really could do was voiceovers, parody work and parody songs.

John:

I think that that could be a good.

John:

That could be a good side business for you, I think.

Host:

So you really should get on very fiverr or something.

John:

No, you can actually.

John:

You can actually get a website and put your wares out there and.

Host:

My wares.

John:

Your wares.

John:

And then you.

John:

Since you're going to get that new LinkedIn account.

John:

Like a big boy now.

Host:

Yes.

John:

You can take and advertise that there doing voiceovers and.

John:

Okay, so let me just tell you a story.

John:

Gather around, Kitty.

John:

I'm going to tell you a story.

John:

So I don't know how many years ago, probably six or seven years ago, there was a guy minds me a lot like you.

John:

He came into Philadelphia to do sports talk radio.

John:

His name is Josh Ennis.

John:

Ennis.

John:

He came from Houston.

John:

He was.

John:

He was a young kid, kind of cocky like yourself.

Host:

Me?

John:

Yes.

John:

And he came into Philadelphia talk radio.

John:

And I thought he did a great job.

John:

He was, he was, but he was opinionated, which the way you should be when you're doing talk radio.

John:

The problem was he just didn't know he would always, like, he would always kick a Philadelphia sports fan when they were down.

John:

So in other words, this is how sports fans handle in Philadelphia handle this stuff when a team loses.

John:

All right, you need a couple days for the sting to wear off.

John:

Then once that happens, you can then start talking shit about the team.

John:

But why?

John:

The wounds are open and the.

John:

And it's fresh.

John:

You can't do that.

Host:

How can you walk around calling people pussies and have this opinion?

John:

John, it's not me.

Host:

The fuck?

John:

It's your basic Philadelphia sports fan.

John:

Not me.

Host:

But this is like the epitome.

Host:

This is why I think sports are gross, by the way.

Host:

The fan base, mostly.

John:

Okay.

John:

So anyhow, they chased.

John:

They chased Josh out of.

John:

Out of Philadelphia, and he took a little while and he started podcasting.

John:

And he had a.

John:

He had a really good podcast.

John:

And he's got.

John:

His wife is also a radio dj.

John:

She does music.

John:

She's a DJ for music stations.

John:

So they would do a podcast.

John:

The podcast was great.

John:

So what's he do?

John:

He gets a job in Memphis, Tennessee on a rock station there to do the morning show.

John:

Immediately stops the podcast.

John:

Oh, I'm back in radio.

John:

I'm in morning radio.

John:

I'm gonna do all this stuff.

Host:

That's smart.

John:

He stays there a year and a half and he says, you know what?

John:

I want to go to St.

John:

Louis.

John:

It's a bigger market.

John:

So he jumps to St.

John:

Louis like DJs do.

John:

This is why when I went to school like you did for communications, I immediately.

John:

This is why I quit.

John:

Because radio business sucked.

John:

And that was 30 years ago.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

So he goes to this new radio state, new radio market and all.

John:

He's there a year, and all of a sudden they have all these layoffs because cost cutting.

John:

And now he's out of work again.

John:

So now he takes.

John:

Now he's trying to start his podcast up again.

John:

Where if he was still doing his podcast once a week or twice a week or something like that, he could have built a base up.

John:

He could have still kept.

John:

Now he's trying for the third fucking time to build his podcast up again.

John:

So that's all I'm saying.

John:

I'm just saying podcasting is dead.

John:

Podcasting is on the rise because it.

John:

You can Patty Puquarter your way.

Host:

You know Patty Puquarter from Watp that.

John:

Well, he's actually from.

John:

It's Patrick Michael, Patty Puquarter, Patty Broken Skull Patty.

Host:

That guy is the epitome of someone who does not want to be successful in any way.

Host:

Right.

Host:

And just keeps starting shows over and over and over again.

Host:

No one can ever find them.

Host:

He doesn't want to tell anyone where they are.

Host:

He doesn't want to tell anyone where his Patreon is.

Host:

Same thing, right?

John:

Yeah, exactly.

John:

Oh, Eric Zane, another.

John:

Another fabulous example.

John:

Eric Zane, radio guy gets fired, starts a podcast, does that for a while, but always want to get back into radio.

John:

So now he does a morning radio show and he still keeps his podcast, but the man's exhausted.

John:

He's got too much, Too many fires in the area.

John:

He's not doing a good job with his podcast.

Host:

So that's what I was going to say earlier is like.

Host:

Terrestrial radio is like, far into dying now.

Host:

Satellite radio is dying hard because they follow.

Host:

I don't know why they want to follow the same advertiser model and all that shit, but now satellite, like Sirius XM and iHeartRadio, they're all having massive layoffs and hemorrhaging money to this day.

Host:

And pretty much podcasts are where it's at now.

Host:

That's pretty much where you go to be a broadcaster at this point.

Host:

And it needs to be.

Host:

Well, no, because hawk to a girl can get a podcast just for saying she's sucking dick and then rug pull a fucking crypto coin.

Host:

So anyway, well, that's what we should be talking about, John.

John:

Okay, let's talk about that, because I don't know too, too much about this.

John:

How much do you know about crypto?

Host:

Not a lot, just about the scam parts of it.

John:

All right, so tell me about this scam, because I want.

John:

I was glad you brought this up, because I was wondering before I dove into this, what they're talking about.

John:

I know there was supposed to be a hawk to a coin, which is like a.

John:

Like a dogecoin or a meme coin.

Host:

A shitcoin.

John:

Right.

John:

You know, the only really real crypto out there is bitcoin.

John:

Everything besides bitcoin is a shitcoin.

Host:

She's not hot.

Host:

Google.

Host:

She's not hot.

Host:

The hock to a girl is not hot.

John:

What is attractive?

John:

What are you crazy?

Host:

She's average.

Host:

She's like an average southern blonde.

John:

Okay, so if you had arse way on one side and the hawk to a girl on the other side, which one would you pick?

Host:

I would leave the.

Host:

Hello.

Host:

Those are the worst options you could give me, like, ever.

Host:

Sorry.

Host:

Sorry.

Host:

I'm not gonna.

John:

I'm not gonna lie.

John:

Jody and I have been listening to the Hawk to a girls podcast.

John:

Well, I shouldn't say it.

John:

I don't know if Jody's still doing it.

Host:

I probably had to edit it.

Host:

I'm pretty sure they reviewed it on who are these podcasts?

Host:

Didn't they?

Host:

Yeah, I don't.

Host:

It all blends now that I edit.

John:

That wasn't even fair.

John:

That was our second podcast and they're reviewing your shows.

Host:

Why'd she have a first one?

John:

Because anybody could podcast.

John:

Look at us.

Host:

Look what we're doing.

Host:

But you and I are experts, John.

Host:

Look at us.

John:

Exactly.

John:

And look at content.

John:

So she starts.

John:

She starts a podcast and she's not a bad interviewer.

John:

I'm not going to lie.

Host:

Shut up.

John:

She's not about.

John:

You know what?

Host:

Shut the fuck up.

John:

Here's the.

John:

Here's your problem.

Host:

Oh, my God.

John:

And you feel that since you went.

Host:

To school for this, you're saying that to me?

Edward:

What the fuck?

John:

You feel that just because you went to school for this that there's no one that can come out of the box and do an interview better than you can.

Host:

That's not true.

John:

And you're not even an interviewer.

Host:

There's a lot of people who could do interviews better than me.

Host:

She's just not one of them.

Host:

No.

Host:

If anything, that she's reading Interview Style is literally written down for her.

Host:

That's.

Host:

She's not coming up with these questions on her own.

John:

You think that she's got this big.

Host:

And the questions she's coming up with are stupid.

Host:

For the record.

Host:

Look, if she is.

John:

How dare you, Duchess.

John:

I am not simping.

John:

I'm sitting here.

Host:

I'm giving you a simping.

Host:

This is bullshit.

John:

Look, she's a good girl.

Host:

You know she sucks.

Host:

You know she's not a good broadcaster, and this is bullshit.

John:

She's not good when she's around her friends and they're talking about shit.

John:

But when she actually interviewing somebody, she.

John:

I think she does a great job.

John:

I do.

Host:

She's good as Tanya Haddix from Chimp Crazy's podcast.

Host:

It's the same fucking shit.

John:

I.

John:

I don't know who that is.

Host:

Tim, Crazy is a documentary on bubble.

John:

How many podcasts is the hock to a girl had?

John:

She even had 20.

Host:

Zero.

John:

It doesn't matter.

John:

I'm just saying she's going to get better.

John:

You just can't throw somebody into a podcast.

Host:

You think she's gonna stick with this?

Host:

John, this is all about Cash grab.

Host:

It's.

John:

That's all that it's about how long before she's on.

John:

Only she didn't go.

Host:

She's not going to until.

Host:

Until probably.

Host:

It's the bleakest.

Host:

It is for her.

Host:

But.

Host:

But it's not because she's making plenty of money now to retire off on.

Host:

She probably never will do.

Host:

Only fans which is fine.

Host:

She's making all this money from the.

Host:

Instead of doing the Only Fans because she didn't want to degrade herself or whatever the fuck women think is fun, she went off and did a podcast.

Host:

Someone got in her ear and said it would be perfect for you, and we're going to set you up with all the studio and blah, blah, blah, and you just sit there and be pretty and talk to us, and it's stupid and I hate it, and it's always going to bother me.

John:

So what do you think of Call or Daddy?

Host:

I think that she's annoying, but probably has a bigger reason.

Host:

She.

Host:

There's a niche there for her to talk about sex and being a Valley girl.

Host:

So.

Host:

Okay, talk to a.

Host:

Literally just has the one phrase.

Host:

That's why she became popular.

Host:

And now she has a show.

Host:

A show, John.

John:

Yes.

Host:

Really?

John:

Yes.

John:

And it's not.

Host:

The guy with the golden voice didn't even get a show.

Host:

Dude, it's the same.

Host:

They walked up and said, hey, say this shit, homeless man.

Host:

And he did, and it sounded beautiful.

Host:

And no one gave him a fucking radio show.

Host:

Well, they did eventually.

John:

Look, you might as well get.

John:

Let me just give you a life lesson right now.

Host:

I'm pissed.

John:

The.

John:

The world is run by pretty people, okay?

John:

Nobody wants to see that old guy behind the microphone.

Host:

Thank you, John.

John:

Talking about.

John:

Not you.

John:

Me.

Host:

What?

John:

Me?

Host:

No, I'm pretty.

John:

The fat old guy.

John:

But, you know, you need to be a pretty person and you need to be able to have an opinion and stick with it verbatim.

John:

Exactly.

John:

You know how many times now that whenever I go to say verbatim, I go, wait a minute.

John:

Which is it?

Host:

I have the same problem now, ironically saying it until you're actually just saying it wrong in conversation.

John:

I know.

Host:

Anyway, hock to a.

John:

Yes, I think.

John:

I think she's okay.

John:

So now what about Jason Kelsey from the Kelsey Brothers?

Host:

Okay.

John:

His wife now has a podcast.

Host:

Yes, of course.

Host:

I love everyone should.

John:

I love Kylie Kelce.

John:

I think she's amazing.

John:

I listen to her podcast.

John:

It's horrible.

John:

It's not good.

Host:

Do you not find her attractive, John?

Host:

Because that's the only explanation I can get for you not liking podcast and liking talk fucking to her.

John:

Kali, Kelsey's a very attractive woman.

John:

She's a very attractive.

Host:

I don't understand why you like talk to her.

Host:

I'm going to be stuck on this.

John:

Forever because I wanted to go see somebody that never did a podcast before, start out and do a podcast with all those.

John:

All the pressure of everybody looking and watching and critiquing her first couple.

Host:

She doesn't have pressure because there's not that much going on in there.

Host:

She doesn't have pressure.

John:

She could have.

John:

She could have done a lot worse than she did for the amount of shows that she did.

John:

John, the only thing the hock to a girl can't do, that I've seen so far.

John:

She can't dance.

John:

She dances like somebody hit her with a taser.

Host:

She really talks like a bumbling idiot.

Host:

But I guess that's neither here nor there.

John:

You.

John:

She's like a 21 year old.

John:

She's a little girl.

Host:

Oh, my God, you are simping hard.

Host:

Go get the baby oil back there.

John:

Here's the thing.

John:

If she was such.

John:

If she was such a good, good.

John:

If she was so good at giving blowjobs, don't you think a couple guys would have, you know, perked up and said, yeah, man, she's amazing at that?

John:

Nobody.

John:

Nobody said anything.

John:

I think she.

John:

Be honest.

John:

I think it's false.

John:

I think she was making a joke, the joke went viral, and now she's the Hawk two girl.

Host:

Great marketing, I'll say that.

Host:

Great marketing, yeah.

John:

Could there be just a little bit of jealousy on your side that you've been working at podcasts for years and singing songs and making parodies, and you're not getting any kind of traction?

John:

Like this girl who just made one interview on a Nashville street, and the next thing you know, she's making all kinds of money hand over fist.

Host:

Now, I came to terms before I started a podcast, and I sat down and I made my proposal, and I said, this probably won't do anything, but it'll be a fun hobby.

Host:

And then I went from there.

Host:

I can still be upset that these.

Host:

Fuck.

Host:

If she did this by herself, it would be what Tanya Haddix is, which is just her talking into it like a camera, microphone, or talking into her iPhone.

Host:

But for some reason, for some reason, she's been gifted by some amazing benefactor.

Host:

All these things, and she just gets to bathe in them.

Host:

I'm not jealous, John.

Host:

I don't know what you're talking.

John:

She has a nice set.

John:

She has sound design.

John:

She has a fuck you, Bob.

Host:

I'm gonna be twice as famous as you.

John:

You, Bob says you'll never get close to fame.

Host:

I'm.

Host:

I'm on the Boomer Bunker podcast, Bob, I don't know if you noticed.

John:

On the Boomer Bunker podcast.

John:

How dare you.

Host:

I'm saying it.

Host:

Look how close I am to Fame already.

John:

Oh, okay.

Host:

Also, I don't know if you know this, Bob, but I edit who are these podcasts?

Host:

So.

Host:

Right.

Host:

Even closer.

John:

He does it.

John:

He does a good job.

John:

Now that you.

John:

Okay, here's a good question for you.

John:

Now that you have Internet, now that you're.

John:

You can do it, will you be a co host on.

John:

Who are these podcasts?

John:

Do you think you can make that happen now?

Host:

I mean, try to make it good this time?

Host:

Yeah, I could probably.

Host:

I mean, I just have to ask him.

John:

Honestly, I'll be honest with you.

John:

The reason that you.

John:

You're just too uptight.

John:

You.

John:

You get so uptight when you go to do these things.

John:

You're so afraid.

Host:

Especially in the beginning.

Host:

Like if you go back to the first Rubber Neckers episode that I was in.

Host:

You didn't even tell that I was in.

Host:

Yeah, I was very quiet, just like I was on the Watp episodes, because I don't want to step on any blah, blah, blah.

John:

Now.

Host:

I don't care.

Host:

Now I'll crush you.

Host:

Fuck you.

John:

Okay, I was thinking, I just need.

Host:

To be more comfortable and less autistic, and then we'll do good.

John:

I have a proposal for you.

Host:

Okay.

Host:

I love you.

John:

So here's the proposal.

John:

Once a month, we bring back Rubber Neckers.

John:

One show a month.

Host:

God, that sounds fun.

John:

You, me, Jody, and who?

John:

Whatever Rubbernecker would want to come on Bob, if he wants to come on.

John:

Everybody but Devin.

John:

Well, I'd have Devin.

John:

All of you could figure out how to.

Host:

Can we have Duchess on as, like, a moderator?

Host:

But.

Host:

But just.

John:

No, no, Dutchess can't be on Rubberneckers.

John:

It's a.

John:

It's a male show.

John:

It's only for men.

John:

I mean, she could come on as a guest, but she can't be part of the panel.

John:

I don't know.

John:

What do you think?

John:

I think it's a great idea.

Host:

I think we should get Carl on one Rubberneckers.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

All right.

John:

I love.

John:

I'll tell you what I love, by the way.

John:

What happened?

Host:

Can we talk about this right now?

Host:

What happened with Watp and you?

John:

Oh, okay.

John:

I get trouble.

Host:

Anyone know about this?

John:

Yeah, I think I've talked about this before.

John:

All right, so way back when Watp started, I was a fan.

John:

Listened all the time.

John:

And then people.

John:

He started, like, Doug sent the show in, who's right in to be critiqued, and Carl does what Carl does, and Carl wasn't wrong.

John:

The problem is I'm a moron, and I stick up for my friends, which I Shouldn't have done.

Host:

I love this.

John:

I should have just agreed with Carl and said, yeah, they're shit.

John:

But, you know, like I said, they were my friends, so I stood up for them.

John:

And what did they do?

John:

They're like, yeah, okay.

John:

And it went on.

John:

Now, see, the smart play was what Doug did, because now Doug's like a guest host on there, right?

John:

But that wasn't the worst part, because I did a whole thing on Brand X about how if the Heat.

John:

He did my.

John:

If he.

John:

If he reviewed my show like he did, I drive up there and stick my finger to knuckles deep in his eye socket.

John:

That was a whole thing.

John:

Even that wasn't bad.

John:

That was fine.

John:

We got over that.

Host:

Okay.

John:

And then he did a friend of mine show who they sent in.

John:

And it was the unwritable rant with Juliette Miranda.

John:

And she's such a nice person.

John:

And they.

John:

Brutal.

John:

I mean, oh, my God.

John:

I turn it off.

John:

I've still to this day, not been able to listen to the rest of it.

John:

So then I took to Twitter, as I do, and I berated.

John:

And that was it.

John:

That was it between Carl and I until I think it was after the.

John:

Oh, no.

Host:

Someone breaking into your car?

John:

Yeah, someone's breaking into my house across the street.

Host:

Oh, no.

John:

How long is this going to go on for?

John:

God damn it.

John:

I've never had this happen before.

Host:

I more meant John, honestly, I more meant what happened with you and Eric.

Host:

Eric Zane?

John:

Really?

John:

I think what happened was that he got mad because all his fans left and they came over and started listening to this show.

Host:

Like, did it just fall through?

John:

No.

Host:

You were supposed to be on recently, remember?

Host:

Did it just fall through?

John:

It all went.

John:

Yeah, I think Eric said, I don't want to talk to this guy.

John:

I don't want talking about me.

Host:

Dude, if that's true, I don't know that.

John:

I just know that they were going to do it.

John:

They were going to do it, and all of a sudden it stopped.

Host:

I don't have his number, but.

Host:

So that's crazy.

John:

What's that?

John:

No, the horn's done.

Host:

Okay, good.

John:

Well, light just went on again.

John:

It might happen again.

John:

I don't know.

John:

We'll see.

Host:

That's a good question.

Host:

Google, what would you rate Carl on a scale of 1 to 10 as a podcaster?

Host:

Looks wise.

John:

Oh, looks fine.

John:

What?

John:

I don't care what he looks like.

John:

He looks like your basic box nerd.

John:

You know, there's nothing wrong with the way he looks, but what?

Host:

I make a joke and say he's hot, but I don't know if I get fired or not.

Host:

So I'm stay away from that.

John:

As a podcaster, I think he's done an amazing job with the show.

John:

I think he's.

John:

Well, he's a marketer number one, which is, that's what you need.

John:

You need somebody to teach you how to market a show.

John:

And he did very well at marketing the show and he has come into his own as a, as a podcaster.

Host:

Beautiful butterfly.

John:

Yeah, he's done a great job.

John:

He's done an amazing job.

Host:

Here is what happened, because that was a whole thing where you're going to go on there recently, but now they.

John:

Did, they did away with it because I was doing Eric Zane does the who are these?

John:

Every show that he does, it's who are these?

John:

He can't figure a title out without who are these?

John:

He's autistic that way.

John:

So he does who are these Free Beers?

John:

Where he goes on and he just bust the free hot wings and free beer and hot wings show and he goes on there and tears up.

John:

So I figured, well, Eric makes enough foibles that we could do who are these nitwits?

John:

Which is what I do with him.

Host:

Well, who are these boomers?

John:

Now it's who are these nitwits?

John:

So, like, I, I love it when Eric goes in and berates the chat because the chat doesn't chat correctly.

John:

Like the chat said, hey, how about this story?

John:

And it throws Eric off because, yeah, all he does is read the chat, so it throws him off.

Host:

This is why I can't do a live show, because I'd just be yelling at the chat.

John:

The whole show was what you do.

John:

Now you're yelling at it here.

Host:

I know.

Host:

I can't help it.

John:

I do love Bob says that's.

John:

That's proxy honking outside.

John:

He went, he went from spamming the chat just to pulling up outside my house and blowing the horn.

Host:

No.

John:

So I, like I said, I think that Watps is a great show.

John:

I, I enjoy it now.

Host:

I agree, John Watp is the best.

John:

I'm a little down on Doug and Anthony, but besides that, God forbid you steal their content.

John:

I mean, Jesus Christ, you think you know a guy.

John:

You think, you think a guy would just like, have your back or anything like that?

Host:

Yeah, John, like you and me.

Host:

Every time I cover your show, you yell at me for something.

John:

Did not.

John:

I didn't yell at you.

John:

I just said you took me out of context and you took sound bites.

Host:

20 minutes a 20 minute clip.

Host:

And I took you out of context.

Host:

I love that.

Host:

That's my favorite thing you did.

John:

It's okay.

Host:

And then Duchess had the nerve to agree with you that I took you out of context.

Host:

Hello, Duchess.

Host:

20 minutes.

Host:

20 straight minutes.

Host:

And it's out of context.

Host:

I love.

John:

Best part was she couldn't.

John:

You couldn't hear her.

John:

And she still Kitty.

John:

And it took us like five we could figure out you couldn't hear her.

Host:

I never know if I'm coming on here being serious or trolling.

Host:

Everyone hates when I'm serious.

Host:

And then.

John:

Wait a minute.

Host:

Wait.

John:

Why do you say everybody?

John:

No one knows if you're serious.

John:

We never can tell if you're serious.

John:

I can't even tell if I would love to know.

John:

I would love to talk to serious Edward.

John:

But for some reason, you can't seem to open yourself up to that.

John:

You're very guarded, Rocky.

Host:

Like a hurricane.

Host:

Am I guarded or retired?

Host:

Yes, that's the question.

Host:

Which one?

John:

That might be the title of this.

John:

Guarded, retarded, guarded retard.

John:

I don't think I can get away with retard on that.

Host:

Oh, weathered soul here.

John:

Yes.

John:

See, I'm a perfect gentleman on the weathered view in the morning.

Host:

All right, guys, we got just five minutes left to start.

Host:

Venmo Cash App.

Host:

Whatever the.

Host:

Let's get going.

John:

Venmo Cash app.

John:

Rumble rants, YouTube memberships.

Host:

You know what?

Host:

Maybe we don't deserve it.

Host:

Fucking love Aaron Am Holt.

Host:

That's my guy right there.

Host:

He got 95 himself.

Host:

He fucked himself by doing that shit live.

Host:

Why would you send the picture live, John?

Host:

Why would you put evidence out for everyone?

John:

The reason is he didn't think it was illegal.

John:

That's why.

Host:

Idiot.

Host:

Dummy.

John:

So if people don't know, don't listen to the.

John:

The Steel Toe morning show.

John:

He was on with another comedian, Gino Bisconti.

John:

And what he did was he took a picture, a naked picture of his.

John:

Is it a girlfriend?

John:

His wife swapping partner?

Host:

Ex wife, I think.

John:

No, no, wasn't his ex wife.

John:

It was Nick Ricada's wife, Kayla, I think.

John:

And he sent that to Gino.

John:

And apparently that crime.

John:

Live, what they were doing.

John:

Yes, and apparently that's a crime.

John:

So then the revenge police called Gino.

John:

Gino said, yay, sent it to me.

John:

Gino sent the picture to the police.

John:

And now Aaron has to go to court.

John:

And we'll see what happens.

John:

I think he's going to end up in jail.

John:

He's not smart enough to stay.

Host:

I mean, he probably Will, he's not.

John:

Smart enough to stay out of jail.

John:

He keep.

John:

He thinks he's smart enough to dance the line, but he has.

John:

I think he's already broken a couple.

John:

The.

John:

The court order where he's not allowed to mention or get in.

John:

He can't have any.

John:

He can't get in trouble.

John:

He can't have any other felony incidents, or he goes to jail for, like, a year.

Host:

He's working on being like Alex Jones, where Alex Jones, like, talked so much shit after being told to shut the fuck up so much that Alex Jones didn't even get to defend himself at trial.

Host:

They pulled some, like, archaic law from the past that said we're only deciding how much money you're paying.

Host:

You don't get to defend yourself.

Host:

I don't understand.

Host:

It does.

Host:

It does.

John:

I don't understand that.

John:

Because everybody's supposed to be innocent until they're proven guilty, and then they had to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

Host:

Yes, but he.

Host:

His behavior was so bad that there was some archaic law.

Host:

I don't know the specifics, but he wasn't allowed to defend himself.

John:

I remember.

Host:

I'm telling the truth, you guys.

Host:

I swear.

John:

I remember him sitting in the courtroom and talking, and he's like, I never did that.

John:

And, you know.

John:

And he was.

John:

And the judge is like, shut up.

John:

You can't say that.

John:

And he's like, what do you mean, I can't say that's the truth.

John:

Why can't I say the truth?

John:

So.

John:

All right, Edward, I've had enough of you.

John:

Edward.

Host:

I thought we were going longer.

Host:

Two hours.

John:

Can't.

John:

Can't go two hours with you.

John:

You're.

John:

You're terrible.

John:

You're not helping me.

John:

You're not riffing with me.

John:

You're not bringing up anything.

Host:

I just ripped you so hard.

John:

You know, many.

Host:

How many you.

Host:

No.

Host:

Before we leave, how many topics did I just bring up on this show?

Host:

How much did you have to go off of?

Host:

Because I'm a brilliant broadcaster.

Host:

You all just don't appreciate me and the things that I do.

Host:

Motherfuckers.

John:

First of all, I listen to your podcast.

John:

I open tomorrow.

John:

I will open my eyes Friday morning as we record this Thursday night.

John:

I open my eyes Friday morning, and the first thing I look for is your podcast so I can listen.

Host:

You better listen to the song.

John:

I can't listen to this.

Host:

This is such bullshit.

John:

Too long.

John:

Way too long.

Host:

It's like two to three minutes, John, and I'm talented as fuck.

Host:

Listen to this.

John:

The screaming, the Screaming.

John:

I can't.

John:

I can't handle the scream.

Host:

Passion.

Host:

You're just not used to passion, John.

John:

All right.

John:

Oh, hold on.

Host:

Shut up, Sparky toaster.

John:

It's not Sparky.

John:

Oh, I can't think of one subject.

Host:

So stupid.

Host:

So dumb.

Host:

John.

Host:

Let's go to the phones.

John:

All right, let's go to the phones.

John:

I wonder if I can.

Host:

I would love that.

Host:

Somebody call in.

Host:

Duchess.

Host:

Duchess, call in.

John:

Hang on, Bob.

John:

We have two voicemails.

John:

Here's the problem with the voicemails.

Host:

Fuck you do.

Host:

It's not a gay lisp.

Host:

It's called having fucking emotion in your voice.

Host:

Sorry.

Host:

I don't fucking sit here and monotone like your favorite podcasters.

Host:

You fucking bitch.

John:

Bitch.

John:

Jesus Christ.

Host:

Sorry.

John:

He's yelling at my chat.

John:

He's getting my chat all upset.

John:

How dare you?

John:

How dare you?

Host:

Who do they think they are?

John:

Right?

John:

All right, here's a voicemail.

John:

Okay, Tell me if you can hear this.

John:

I'm doing this on the fly.

John:

I'm producing on the fly.

John:

I'd like to see you do this, Edward.

John:

To see you do what I do here with everything professional that I am.

John:

I have no idea who.

Host:

Give me the controls.

Host:

Oh.

Host:

Nobody can hear this.

John:

Nobody can hear this.

John:

It's just you.

John:

And I can hear this, John.

Host:

I can't hear it either.

Host:

I've told you six times.

John:

Oh, what the fuck?

Host:

You're literally just sitting here in silence and no one can fucking hear it.

Host:

John, you just.

John:

You just.

Host:

You just fucking bragged about being a brilliant broadcaster, and I.

John:

Hang on.

John:

I.

John:

Well, I thought you could hear it.

John:

I thought you could hear.

John:

I can't do two things at one time.

Host:

I'm speaking for the audience that hates.

John:

Hang on.

John:

Tell me if you can hear this.

John:

Hey, guys, looking forward to a wonderful show tonight.

Host:

Okay, Redo edit that in post.

John:

Yeah, no, we don't edit anything here.

John:

I can't afford an editor.

John:

Here we go.

Host:

True.

Host:

Hey, guys.

John:

Looking forward to a wonderful show tonight.

John:

I am going to miss the Duchess, even though she's on her annual pilgrimage to the North Pole.

John:

Hopefully she'll be back again on Monday night after she gets done making the toys with the rest of the elves.

John:

Talk to you later.

John:

Bye.

John:

This is a great bit.

John:

I'm glad you brought this up.

John:

All right, here's the second one.

John:

There we go.

Host:

Jonathan Domingo.

John:

This is Daniel again from the California conspiracy theorist, voluntarious, generally cool guy.

John:

In regards to your alien stuff on.

Host:

Your show, I just urge you to look into something called Project Bluebeam.

Host:

Look into that and then give your thoughts.

John:

Okay, we can do that.

John:

What do you think about Project Bluebeam?

John:

What are you, a pro alien or anti alien?

John:

I never did figure that out.

Host:

I don't fucking care.

John:

You don't care?

Host:

No.

John:

Jesus Christ, you're terrible.

John:

You're a horrible guest.

John:

I'll never do.

Host:

Nobody likes that.

Host:

Voicemail, John.

Host:

Move on.

Host:

Look, Bob says move on.

Host:

Next voicemail.

John:

I'm going to listen to Bob.

Host:

Yes.

John:

Bob, yes.

Host:

You ran him off this show.

Host:

You might as well listen to him and chat.

John:

I brought up Project Blue Balls on.

Host:

The show before, and you probably ignored him.

John:

I did all right.

John:

I've had enough.

John:

Had enough of you.

John:

You had enough of the show.

Host:

This went about as well as it should have, that's all.

John:

You're a horrible guest.

Host:

You know what?

Host:

Come back on Am I canceled?

Host:

That's what we need to do.

John:

Anytime you bring me on in the next couple weeks, I'll show you how to be a co host.

John:

I'll show you how to be a co host.

Host:

I'll show you.

Host:

Because there won't be any of this.

Host:

Oh, no one can hear what the fuck's going on right now.

John:

It's your job to tell me.

Host:

It's out here.

Host:

I did.

Host:

You wouldn't listen.

Host:

You were too busy listening to the voice.

John:

I have to go back and find out if you told me this or not.

Host:

I said, like, three fucking times.

John:

Hold on.

John:

We have one more.

Host:

Thank you, Dean.

John:

We have one.

John:

We have one more.

John:

I am the asshole.

John:

Am I the asshole?

John:

You want to do that one before we leave?

Host:

Yeah, let's do it.

Host:

I'm ready.

Host:

My camera's back out of focus.

Host:

Let's fucking do whatever you want, John.

John:

I don't care anymore.

John:

That's it.

John:

We're done.

Host:

I love you, John.

John:

We're done.

John:

All right.

Host:

Thanks for having me on, John.

John:

Never again.

Host:

You're terrible.

Host:

I'll come back on next week.

Host:

I need to be on here with Duchess.

John:

I don't understand why when you and I get together doing a podcast, for some reason, it's just attention.

John:

You're.

John:

You're too uptight.

Host:

You gotta hear how he's trying to sandbag me like I did horribly on this show, and then all of you are gonna agree with him, but it was fine.

Host:

It was literally fine.

Host:

There was nothing wrong with this show.

John:

Unclench your butt cheeks and relax and have fun.

Host:

Just because I wouldn't answer your stupid fucking relationship questions when I just got out of the relationship.

John:

John, apparently we have sexual tension that's probably what it is.

Host:

91 1.

John:

No.

Host:

You'Re.

Host:

You're.

Host:

You're skewing the audience against me.

Host:

John, I can't believe you.

Host:

This is just like when you react to my stuff and go, oh, he fucked up the audio.

Host:

I can't.

John:

First of all, I want to thank Edward for coming on today and bailing me out.

John:

John, it's number one.

John:

Number two, I want you all to go and subscribe to Am I the.

John:

Am I canceled?

John:

I do the same by Edward.

John:

Go check that out.

John:

And.

John:

And as always, check out our.

John:

Go to bo.

John:

Can I.

John:

All right, hold on one second.

Host:

Yes, sir.

John:

Forget about that.

John:

Before we go, I got to tell you guys something which I just found out the other day.

Host:

Shut up, Dean.

John:

I just found this out the other day and I couldn't believe that this was true.

John:

The.

John:

The boomer.boomer bunker.com website has a place where you can leave a voicemail, right?

Host:

That's exciting.

John:

It is exciting.

John:

So let me show you something.

John:

Where is it at?

John:

Hang on.

John:

It's got to be here somewhere.

John:

Here it is.

John:

All right, let me share this with you.

John:

All right, see this here's the Boomer Bunker website.

John:

If you go down.

John:

Whoops, wrong way down at the bottom, right hand corners, little microphone there.

John:

And I was like, what is this?

John:

And you touch that little microphone and you can leave a two minute message, a voicemail.

John:

You can also sign up for our email, which we'll call it email thing list.

John:

Thank you.

John:

Email list.

John:

So these are two things you can do.

John:

You can send us a text.

John:

-:

John:

And it sends us an email and we get a voicemail from that.

John:

So that's kind of cool.

John:

I enjoy that.

John:

All right, anything else you want to.

Host:

Plug Edward my asshole while I stream?

Host:

Get it.

Host:

John.

John:

Hey.

John:

Hey.

John:

Now that you're out of school, would you.

John:

Are you going to start live streaming or would you.

John:

No, you just want to do podcasting by yourself and then put it out.

Host:

I don't see it as being my main income ever.

Host:

I'm not that delusional.

John:

I didn't ask you if it was going to be your main income.

John:

I'm just wondering if you would ever try to live stream to people.

Host:

Maybe.

Host:

We'll see.

Host:

Now that I have Internet, it hasn't really been a thought until now, so.

John:

Okay.

Host:

Hey, audience, thank you so much for enjoying me for this hour and a Half.

Host:

I love you, Duchess.

Host:

If you ever don't do this show again.

Host:

I'm.

John:

I'm just.

John:

I'm not bringing any more guests on.

John:

That's it.

Host:

No, this is horrible.

Host:

John's horrible.

Host:

He's not a good host.

John:

It's very, very awkward difficulties.

Host:

Ridiculous.

John:

It's terrible.

Host:

Yeah.

Host:

I wonder why it's awkward.

Host:

Hey, the girl you just broke up with could tell me all about it.

Host:

Like, why is it awkward, John?

John:

Like.

John:

Like you moved out there to be with her and then the next thing you know there's.

Host:

Yeah, the next thing I know it didn't work out.

John:

Three years later you're sleeping in her parents garage.

John:

And then, you know, that happened.

John:

And then there was.

Host:

That story is on my podcast.

Host:

That's public.

Host:

So.

John:

Yeah, I mean that's.

John:

There's a good.

John:

There's a fantastic story that you're holding there.

Host:

You were asking that.

Host:

You were saying rate her on a scale of 1 to 2.

John:

Listen, I was trying to warm you up.

John:

I was trying to lube.

John:

Like a butt plug.

John:

I was trying to lube you up.

John:

I wasn't just going to ram it in there dry.

Host:

Special thanks to Dean and I want to dedicate my performance to him and wherever.

Host:

Not Duchess, who's the other girl that comes.

Host:

The other lady.

Host:

Older lady.

Host:

Not the other older lady.

Host:

Sorry, Duchess, who's the other lady that's older that comes in here and used to shit on me on rubber neckers?

Host:

Fuck.

John:

I have no idea who you're talking about.

Host:

Fuck.

Host:

It's not worth it.

Host:

Continue.

John:

Older lady.

Host:

That would come in here just in the show.

Host:

I'm sick of this.

Host:

Just fucking in the show.

Host:

This is awful.

Host:

The worst.

John:

You're terrible.

Host:

Yeah.

John:

All right, let's get out of here.

John:

This is just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.

John:

Howdy.

John:

Likes it tight.

John:

That's right.

John:

All right, everybody, we'll be back with my real co host Duchess on Monday.

Host:

Lisa's her name.

John:

Okay.

Host:

Yeah.

Host:

Anyway.

John:

All right.

Host:

Miss her.

Host:

This is dedicated to Lisa too.

John:

Okay.

Host:

John, are you trying to say something?

John:

No, I'm just going to say goodbye.

John:

Bye, everybody.

Host:

Bye.

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