This week in football there was a biblical plague, an exclusive preview of a new pop record, the hashtag we hope to never see, and two commentators who are so excited they might actually just be 9 year olds on a bouncy castle with a bag of blue smarties. Plus the worst thing you can say at a wedding, all in the latest episode of the alternative football show. #Euro2016 #Ronaldo #Moth #Mourinho #NellyFurtado #Portugal #Chelsea #ManCity #ManUtd #Ducks #Comedy #Satire #Soccer #IAmWelsh #BestManSpeech #Cantona #Zlatan On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley in Southampton and Jim Salveson in Manchester. It's recorded using a blue yeti mic, Tascam portable recorder and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. Incidental music written and performed by Woolly. Follow @ontheleftside on twitter and find us on facebook. We're taking a break for a few weeks but join us in August for a weekly show throughout the new season.