Well, you did it. The last episode was the most popular episode we've ever done! A deal's a deal. Southerns keep their promise. And as promised, we're back again with another episode of Jujutsu Kaisen! Not only that, but we do have the recording on our YouTube channel. Check it our as we watch episode 2.

Howdy!

It's the Southern Senpai Show, where small town southerners explore big

time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.

Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

What's going on y'all?

Southern Senpais, two southern guys who explore Japanese culture together.

I'm Nicholas.

I'm DJ.

And I did not fuck up that intro, so, fuck you.

So, uh, Nicholas.

What?

Wow!

Wow!

We, we challenged our listeners, uh...

Yeah.

Uh, uh...

We...

Uh...

Would you say that we underestimated our listeners?

Yeah, we, we definitely, we definitely underestimated our listeners.

You guys are dicks.

So, uh, if you missed it on our previous episode, um, we basically

were like, oh, hey, you know what?

If you guys make this a really popular episode, then we'll watch another Jujutsu

Kaisen, like, so we don't, we don't really do a lot of watch alongs, do we?

No, not a whole lot of them.

Right.

But, I mean, I What is, what is, well, Nicholas, what is the, the reason why

we don't do a bunch of watch alongs?

Well, they, they don't do that well.

Right, so it just seems like they're not as popular, so

we mostly do mostly reviews.

Right.

And we also do only audio, but today, we're doing video.

I mean, because this dude was like, hey We'll put it on video.

Well, to be fair, this guy was like, Oh, you know what?

If you really like it, then we'll watch more.

Right.

And, uh, we basically just told our audience, like, I mean, if you

weren't listening to the previous episode, Oh, you like it, you make

this episode so really popular.

Well then we'll just do another Jujitsu Kaisen watch along, which

usually the watch alongs and as popular as the reviews are, and we

don't do any video usually, right.

And I said, you know what?

I'll leave it.

I'll even put it on video.

And that unfortunately, uh, resulted in the most popular episode,

by far, that we've ever gotten.

Now, I mean, we really appreciate you guys watching.

Super, super appreciate, thank you.

You know, um, I just don't like that it's with this dog shit.

He does not like this anime.

And so it paid, like, y'all did a great job.

You guys, like, wanted to, you should have seen it, like, as soon

as it was published, the numbers.

Like started flooding in.

The very next day.

Oh my goodness.

Uh, I would do it.

I think I think it's like triple the amount like so it's like our second

most popular episode Jujutsu Kaisen the last one we did it's like triple.

Yeah, it's triple in numbers.

So, um, so we got to do another one Yeah, you know what?

Apparently you guys we we're people of our word and uh We're recording this one

and, uh, Nicholas do you want to turn up the volume and make sure that, the shit

is, let me make sure the volume's up.

So we're watching episode two of Jujutsu Kaisen.

This is a lot too long, which is crazy.

And, uh, it's the first recorded one, so I'm just Yeah, let's just, yeah,

go ahead and just get it over with.

Nicholas, do you have any personal shoutouts that you

want to say to our audience?

I hate this anime.

And if you're watching with us, I'm pushing play in 3, 2, 1.

Once again, we don't have that Funimation intro, so it's just directly

to the Yeah, directly to the episode.

Or, I don't even know, is it Funimation?

I don't actually know.

I just know that there's no anime intros for it.

Just watch it online.

I already don't like it cause he's making tea instead of coffee, so.

I already don't like it.

That's already a problem.

Oh, I think someone's struggling, it sounds like.

Sounds like someone's taking a shit.

Oh, that's the girl that's supposed to protect, right?

Oh my god.

What is that?

I don't know.

Ugh.

I

mean, he's clearly better than you.

Wait.

Is this the failure you're talking about?

Gojo has already defeated him.

That's you.

This episode is just called Q.

Just Q.

Well, it really should be called L because they're taking L's.

Right.

Lazy writing, there you go.

That's so bad.

That's so bad.

I'd just like to thank my audience because I'm enjoying this.

I think it's hilarious.

I get some more money.

It's Nicholas making bets!

Hahaha.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

That's messed up.

Hahahaha.

Inside joke.

Hahaha.

Yeah, we did make a bet.

I swear I'm down a bit using some kid's first.

That if the previous episode reaches a certain amount of numbers.

That someone owes someone else some money and that number was

reached And it was within two weeks.

It needs to reach a certain number Thanks to you guys was reached

within a single day, and I I can't be more thankful to you.

I was like, that's no way that that happened.

Yeah, Nicholas, we're counting on you.

That was, that was in the first season.

That was the black haired guy and he has the same last name

as, as the black haired kid.

So yeah, I assume, I assume they're related.

I wouldn't know.

You gotta lighten up man.

You gotta, you gotta lighten up.

You gotta lighten up just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

I don't know who this girl is, this, this third girl then.

But apparently, she, this is, she is just like Sakura because

she's very useless right now.

I have no idea what it is.

It is, like, the mission is just these two.

It's not even...

The third girl, this is like here.

Just for more support.

Yeah, because like the main girl seems to be that girl with the blue hair.

Yep.

So would you rather, would you rather be able to summon demons, or...

Do what this guy with the white hair is doing.

What's that?

Would you rather be able to summon demons, like this black haired guy

is doing, or be able to like...

I don't know what this white haired guy does, he like...

Has some sort of like, space powers.

Yeah, some kind of space power.

W w w what would you rather have?

Uh, I'd definitely rather have the space power.

I think, I think, I think it would be pretty cool that, uh, to know how to do

the demon thing because just in case your life goes wrong and you end up in hell,

you are like, oh, this, I'm chilling.

Or you know, I, I, if I could have a third option, which is just

rather not watch this, you know, that's not one of the options.

I can't understand a word she says when she's talking about it.

You go,

do you guys get it yet?

You've got no talent for this.

You're awake.

You're scum!

You're a liar!

It's written all

Oh, they're torturing her.

Okay, well, you know what?

You gotta stop being so bad, man.

Also, you know, like, you could use them as pets.

What?

The demons.

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, she's riding on one.

Than I expected her to be here.

I was trying to figure out how to be considerate.

Then you should be more sentimental about the whole assimilation thing.

That's because you really aren't very sophisticated

for death, just as you two did.

So me, there's a big difference.

What is the difference

Token?

It'll also become,

you changed your home screen, isn't she hot?

No one popular has ever said that.

Right.

At noon?

Don't you get like, suspended?

Oh, her name is Riko, that's

right.

Don't be like that.

Despite what

she High.

She won't be able to see her friends, family, who's precious to her.

Why not?

Uh, well because, remember, she'll be like, underground.

She'll be formed in with that thing.

That guy who like, powers all of their Jujutsu stuff.

She has to stay within like, their ritual area for protection.

This guy reminds me of like a buddha looking guy.

He has like the earrings and stuff.

Yeah.

Dude, this pool is green, man.

That's just gross.

That's nasty.

It's

so gross.

This guy does a lot of betting it seems like.

Yeah.

You know, Like, usually gamblers are good at gambling.

Well, I guess not.

That's not how games work.

No, not, uh, Not, uh, You know who's the legendary sucker in,

uh, the better version of this?

Tsunade.

Right?

Yeah.

You know what's weird?

In a world with, like, basic, basically magic, like, you're not good at something

that's supposed to be, like, by chance.

Right.

Seems like you'd be able to, like, affect that somehow.

Yeah.

Seems like a bit of a plot hole, but...

Sometimes that's where music lessons are.

You take the chapel.

Oh, someone's attacking.

I told you not to follow me!

I don't want my friends to see!

I'm sorry.

I even asked her to please text us when she was on the move.

This is exactly why I told her to stay where we could see her.

Ugh, that brat.

Man, I don't want you watching me either.

Right.

Give it a buck.

Uh oh.

Hey, baby, you talking shit?

I ain't talking shit!

Hey, you managed to take the lead for 37 hours or so.

Bull square down, Kojo.

I'm not a sorcerer's man.

OOF!

It's a crazy bump, bro.

Why does that always happen to me?

It's a very dramatic bump.

Yeah, like...

Bro, you see me drift out in the all black with the sweats, bro?

You're not ready to fight.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

This man is so good, he just gambles.

Like, he's like, eh, you know what, I'm just gonna put up, he put up a bounty for

30 million just so everyone else could do the hard work of wearing them down.

It's pretty smart, actually.

What is that?

What is he eating?

I think that's a dumpling.

I ain't gonna lie, it makes me hungry.

Yeah.

Beautiful!

You know what's crazy?

He looks exactly like the way I thought he would look.

And he's got those JNCO pants on.

Of course, funny relations!

Yeah,

it's true.

Beef and broccoli.

That's what I'm thinking about.

Beef and broccoli.

Orange chicken.

I'd actually really go for some Chinese food right now, I ain't gonna lie.

Because of the Japanese show, like, I'm very hungry.

Because there's a Japanese show don't mean you can't eat Chinese food.

Yeah, that's true.

The over, and he has a giant worm.

Yeah, yeah man.

I don't know if you've seen the show before but like, this

guy clearly only goes big.

What happened?

What?

Is that a dog?

This man tripping.

This man probably died.

This man's dead.

I spent all of them, but they...

Not the sob story!

Not the sob!

Not the old man sob story!

It's been such a long time!

50 years?

Bro, I'm working him over!

Oh my, he killed him so fast!

Of course I did.

You were itching to get in close to me that whole time, right?

Those with limited means of victory will always jump at

the shortest route to success.

Damnit, I

peaced him up so fast, he sent me to pass!

Oh my god!

Gave him a Popeye's combo real quick.

Biscuit no water, son.

A three piece and a biscuit with some water.

Oh my gosh.

Open up!

These, so these are high school girls, so they're all high school girl group,

and he's the high school boy, right?

Right.

Oh, that's right, like, sometimes in anime, like, that's like Yeah.

This This man's like, I'm about to flex!

Bro.

Oh, this is their teacher.

Wow.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa!

The teacher gave her the high schooler her number, bro!

I ain't gonna lie, Gojo's a player, bro.

Yo, what are the, uh, age laws in Japan?

I think the age of consent's like 14.

Oh yeah, it's like, it's like a teenager age.

Well I guess 18 is still a teenager, but it's like younger than 18.

Yeah.

Bagman.

So creative, this place.

You never defeat me, Bagman.

No, I'm Bagman.

With the, with the, with the mop?

Yo, even her maid knows how to fight.

That's crazy.

Oh, she got hands?

The one male weak spot.

That's why you gotta wear a cup.

Damn.

Oh, whoa!

Oh,

damn, that makes more sense.

That makes way, that makes way more sense.

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, there's a bunch of them.

So then why are you guys wearing bags, bro?

Like, you don't have no drip?

Why do villains in anime, like, when they throw away villains,

they never have any good clothes?

You're looking to decide which one.

I'll admit, it's a nice technique, but even with it, I still don't

understand why you're so weak.

If a clone is destroyed, do you have to wait to produce a new one?

I don't know what my technique is.

Unfortunately for you, I have really good eyes.

It's part of my technique.

This man, you can't hit him, and he also has the ability to,

he has a limitless technique that can pull things together and push things

away, and you also can't touch him.

I would not have gotten into this fight, I would like, that money can,

that money can stay right there bro.

I ain't gonna lie, that money can stay right there.

Right there.

How, how old is he?

He's 16?

Yeah, no, no, I'm, I'm coolin on that, bro.

The crazy...

That's the smartest guy in all of anime.

All of anime.

That man just started bookin it.

Just these teenagers just whoopin these grown adults.

I was like, what were their teenage years like?

Because clearly, clearly they weren't the same level teenagers.

Teenagers in Japan are clearly like, uh...

Huh?

He found the original guy?

Oh, he's just gonna blow him away.

What?

Nothing.

He messed up.

Oh, so he can't push things away, but he can pull them together.

Right.

So he hasn't learned how to push things yet.

Oh, okay.

Oh.

Oh, she ended that?

And that's...

Well, that's the...

That's the episode, guys.

Oh well.

That's terrible, man.

So soon?

So, Nicholas.

What do you have to say about this second episode?

Um, yeah.

Still don't...

Still don't like it.

Still...

Well, guess what, Nicholas.

It doesn't really matter what you think, does it?

Like, it doesn't really matter what you think, but, I will say this,

did not much happen in this episode.

No, it just kind of seemed like a filler episode.

Like, nothing really happened, but, you know, you guys wanted

us to watch the season, so.

Yeah.

So, we'll watch the season.

Hey, this was episode two.

Anyway, uh, Desmond Southern Sym Pies.

I'm dj.

I'm Nicholas, and we'll see you next time.

See y'all.

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