So, we recently decided to do a short series on the act of getting engaged and married. This is the first installment of that series. We touch on engagement, and share some stories about the madness that can ensue after saying " I do." We begin to dive in to each part of a typical wedding vow and attempt to unpack just what they mean. Being the foul and slimy bastards that we are, we have sprinkled in personal stories and obnoxious commentary. Enjoy!