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Excerpt from a Disciplinary Hearing, August 2020:

Cpt. Horner: Miss Carol, you're acting as character witness for Agent Tofflemire, and vice-versa?

Lt. Allison Carol: We've been friends since I joined.

Cpt. Horner: Then tell me, what possible defense can you have for him causing a panic at the retreat this past month?

Lt. Carol: In our defense, neither of us realized the mixture would look that close to real blood.

Cpt. Horner: And the gunshot sounds? Paintball guns don't sound like that.

Lt. Robert Tofflemire: That was Pryce's idea. I tried to stop her, but—

Lt. Carol: Bob, shut up for a second, please.

Cpt. Horner: Finally, someone else says that. Tofflemire, you were always a pain in my neck at 19. I see that you haven't changed at all since you got booted to 87.

Lt. Allison Carol: With all due respect, Captain? You don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Cpt. Horner: Corporal Tofflemire is a goddamn menace, Agent Carol. The man cost one of the best soldiers I ever knew his life, and he's going to cost you yours one of these days, assuming you don't shoot him first.

Lt. Carol: Just because he wasn't willing to spit-shine your boots doesn't mean he's not a good agent. I don't see how someone who can keep morale up as effectively as he does could ever be considered a menace. And it's Lieutenant Tofflemire, jackass.

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Disciplinary Action Taken: Warning to all involved parties.

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