This episode starts with a wild night of Saturnalian lovemaking sure to get your pants in a bunch. Next you find Michele fending off an over-amorous—and married--neighbor who makes late night visits to escape his gun-wielding wife! You can’t make this stuff up. Next an old beau returns to restart their romance, invites our love heroine to spend a weekend away with him, but it turns out he’s become a scary guy with a drinking problem. To figure out how she can avoid all of these cads and attract some winners, Michele signs up for a Love Seminar in San Francisco. The course covers how to find good men to date and how to behave once you’re dating them. The teacher suggests the best method is to put a personal ad in the local papers—this was way before online dating—which leads to a crazy outcome. With all of her real estate marketing experience, Michele creates a humdinger ad that yields 189 responses. What she does with all of them will tickle your Cupid bone and make you reminisce about your own dating life.