It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!
Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer jump to planet Viking Weekend At the Renn Faire (TMTMTM). Xhafer cuts to the core of boomer humour, Ben finds a way to bring up Donald Duck, and Victor just wants some Jaffa cakes.
xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.
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:This is the podcast for people who want
to watch all of this prestige television,
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:but who's got time for all this stuff?
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
You know I don't.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I definitely don't.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
don't.
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:I'm Jafar
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I'm Ben.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
And I'm Victor.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
and we are talking about Stargate SG 1.
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:We did the pilot last week and then we
rolled some dice and we are now watching
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:season one, episode nine, Thor's hammer.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Thunder and lightning effects,
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:got wave.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
how worried were you guys when you
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:heard that the next episode we are
already getting to different pantheons?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That was, yeah, that
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:seems to be the theme.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Hercules waited four seasons to be like,
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:hey, let's do stuff other than the Greeks.
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:Like, they didn't even make it
outside of a season and it's like,
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:anybody know anything else about the
Egyptian, uh, polytheistic religion?
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:No?
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:Okay.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, nope.
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:Okay So this this show sg1 if I'm
remembering correctly if I'm getting
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:my timeline straight here This
came before God of War didn't it
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yes, I probably we're in:
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No.
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:Yeah,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
this was
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:this was 97
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, so this
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
War must have been early
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
like, N64 era.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah, you first got a
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:war came out in 2005.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
okay.
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:Yeah, so I'm wondering if this was maybe
I don't know maybe some little inspiration
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:for a Teal'cyr He was , I mean, yeah,
that's what he does first He did all
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:the the Greek gods and then as a time
went on Then I mean I've never played
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:an entire God of War game all the way
through but that I'm pretty sure that was
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:his thing Like he goes and he kills gods
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yes.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah
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:Because I I remember some of the
more recent games he , he fought...
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:, Loki I wanna say in some of
the games I saw on YouTube...
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:Yeah so.
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:Yeah, same , got a same little
bit of the same DNA going on here.
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:So Heh
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, I I was a bit
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:concerned Ben Just noting.
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:It's all like they've
already ran out of stuff.
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:Okay, let's go do Thor.
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:I do appreciate I'm sure it was just
a rights issue, but there's no like
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:comic book Thor, like they made a
point of going very like all paintings
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:and trying to make it look more
historical stuff when they showed us
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:all that we'll, we'll get to that.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah,
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
But before we get into this
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:episode, I do want to give.
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:All of our new listeners, a quick recap.
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:So last time was pretty bland.
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:Like we talked about the episode,
we made some predictions.
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:Now we're starting to get in uncharted
territory and the farther ahead we skip,
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:the more uncharted and unhinged it gets.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
ehh, Nyeh hehe, Nyeh heh
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
So I'm going to introduce the three
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:prompts we have, , to talk about
things that have happened last time
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:on, , the first of which is the titular.
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:Last time on, which is where a host will
say that to talk about something that
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:they feel has happened in a previous
episode, but that can be a little boring.
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:And we like to put, to keep
each other on our toes.
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:So we have a, which is a,
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
wah hopper!
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Wahaprrr.
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:HA HA
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
for lack of a better term, offensive
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:last time on where one host can force
another host to then describe something
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:that happened in previous episodes.
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:On the spot and then we have a let's
get weird with it where one of the hosts
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:will prompt for a quick, absolutely
outrageous explanation for something from
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:all of the hosts themselves included.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
ah heh.
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:Uh...
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:okay.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
All right.
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:Well, with that.
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:A little, a bit of paperwork done.
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:We open this episode on a theory
about the star gates being presented.
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:And I've just got to say, I've watched
two episodes of stargate and one was a
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:pilot that started with some stargazing.
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:So I don't feel it counts.
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:I hope every episode of
the show starts like this.
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:I want, I want every episode to start
at the meeting table with Daniel going.
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:I have a theory about the star Gates.
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:Other people can present
occasionally, but mostly Daniel.
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:It seems his style.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
we open in the media Cheyenne mountain.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, and we get just This is, as somebody
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:who has a, , Bachelor's of Science in
Religious Studies, this is very much the
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:linguist, like, I got bored over a weekend
and read, like, half a book about Thor.
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:I don't know, I have a feeling that if
I put a gun to the writer's room head...
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:Like the heads of the writers
in the writer's room and
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:said name four Norse gods.
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:They wouldn't make it out alive.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Ooh, shit, yeah.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Like they got Thor, they
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:might have Loki and Odin.
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:They're not getting any further.
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:They're not getting to
Baldur or Freya or anybody.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, I'm killing everybody in that room,
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:and if I say, Tell me something about
Thor other than lightning and hammers,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah.
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:Hela is...
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
But I did appreciate, , , Dan Jacks
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:here being like, I don't know, if
they, some of them pretended to
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:be, , Egyptian gods, , why not others?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:He's totally pulling an
ancient aliens guy here.
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:He's like, okay guys, hear me out.
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:Fucking vikings in space!
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:Ah, ah, come on guys, vikings in space!
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:And
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:like, you know.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
in
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Fucking the
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
am sure that was,
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:ba that was a big part of
the pitch for this episode.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
like, okay, hear me out.
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:Hear me.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:, benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Jackson starts talking about, how
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:cool a dude Thor was, and how he was
a, a beneficial good guy, , deity.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Is that accurate?
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:Ben
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah.
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:But it's also, , he starts showing
these paintings of Thor, and, , Tealk
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:is immediately like, I recognize that
hammer, and it's like, how did we get
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:lucky enough that the three paintings
he randomly picked from Incarta,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
just happened to be.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Well, it also had the
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:same depiction of Mjolnir.
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:Um,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
And, and, uh, you know, it's, it's
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:another thing during the meeting
that, , O'Neill, MacGyver O'Neill is
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:just rolling his eyes like, , Daniel
Jackson saying words again, look at him
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:being all smart.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I'm going to mispronounce things on
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:purpose, because I think that's funny.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
what are all these scientist
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:nerds doing here at my
interstellar wormhole generator?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Fucking science guys.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, Teal'c is just like, Oh, and
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:also I know the Stargate coordinates
for it because it's banned.
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:So I had to memorize them
to not go there on accident.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Hold up.
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:No, no, no.
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:Just hold up.
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:Because I was like, hold up, hold up.
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:Hold up.
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:Why?
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:Why does Teal.
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:Know the code to the
secret forbidden place.
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:Oh, it's because all Jaffa
are forbidden from going there
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:So we're made to memorize it.
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:Wow.
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:That's a great way to keep people out
I'm just imagining if I own a fucking I
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:don't know like a bank or something and
I say no one is allowed in this Vault
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:understand no one under no circumstances
Now all of you need to memorize the
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:combination to this vault To make
sure no one goes inside this vault.
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:Here's the combination
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, the billions of possible
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:combinations is security enough.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:Although, on the other hand, like, I
can see, hey, you, you have to like,
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:it's, it's a seven digit phone number.
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:And if you put in the wrong one, you
accidentally end up on the death planet.
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:Maybe they're like, hey, don't
go to the death planet, guys.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That was the Yeah.
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:Mm hmm.
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:Didn't you, Javert, you did the math on
how many combinations are possible with
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
was a ton.
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:It was with 40.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
billion, yeah.
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:At that point, it's like, man, if
you accidentally dial that number,
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:Shhh, you had it coming, man.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I will say, to shoot my own theory
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address, regardless of where you're
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Stargates, how they work, is shot.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, well, the writers
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how the Stargate works, so...
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Heh heh heh.
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:Well, the Major General tells the crew
to start digging through those totes in
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:their basement, because they're going
to the Ren Fair on Viking Weekend.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
man, I wanted to go to a pirate weekend.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Heh heh.
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:Viking Weekend for you.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
that is going to be, that is
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:They go to pirate planet.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh, that, oh, that's totally, that's,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh god, I hope we get to
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:see pilot pirate planet
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Um.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Avast ye stargaters teal, oh my god
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:to see teal in a pirate hat and like
an eyepatch with a oh jesus christ,
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:dude Please tell me that happens
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:So, , they go through the
Stargate and Teal'c coming.
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:Bad idea.
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:He goes with his gold weapon as well.
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:And that just seems so fucking dumb.
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:And that is proven true in short order.
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:When the censors immediately po
uh, point at his nubbin shark.
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:teleport him away.
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:with MacGyver getting sucked off at
the end, while trying to save him.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
You sure you want to
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:word it that way, Ja'far?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Heh...
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Sure do!
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
things, , there's something
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:rotten in planet Denmark.
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:Uh,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
HAHAHHAHA!
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:Heh, hehahaha!
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:Heh...
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:oh my god...
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
and, yeah, as soon as, like,
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:hammer statues start shooting
beams at me, I'm moving.
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:I'm not staying there.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, they all just kinda freeze up and
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:like, Hah, what's this big blue beam?
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Maybe it feels really good.
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:Heheheh...
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:Maybe you don't want to move.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh,
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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:And by it, I mean being scanned by
Thor's hammer on an alien world.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Okay.
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yeah.
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:Did you notice how all the natives
there were freakishly eager
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:They were like, Thor, Thor, Thor,
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I'm guessing they've seen it, this happen,
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:like, on more than a few occasions, which
means the Jaffa don't stay away from,,
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:the Forbidden Planet like they should.
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:I did appreciate these, , generic,
, fantasy Vikings standing there.
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:At which point, , we get Gerwin
riding up, and she's like, Hey, I'm...
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:Well, my husband would be, but he's gone.
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:, so I just...
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:I'm just telling everyone
what to do anyway.
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:It's like, why couldn't you
have just made her in charge?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
You have to say that he's gone a Viking.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, he literally says
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:Ha
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
that doesn't mean what you think it means.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, this is progressive,
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:but not that progressive.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, that was, that was strange.
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:, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
was anyone else really hoping that there
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:was just going to be like, a little
pile of dust, where Jack and Teal quirk?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh, that would've been
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh, that would have been interesting.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Mm hmm.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I mean, Garwin could have fixed the
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of panic, just they got evaporated.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Mm
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
ha ha.
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:Yeah, I, when, what's her name?
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:Garwin?
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:Gawain?
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:Whatever her name is.
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:Garwin.
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:She rides up and she says, Yes,
yes, I, I heard there were You
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:had two other companions with you.
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:Like, you heard that was 30 seconds
ago, what the fu How did you,
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Did you just see it?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah.
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:That was a little, strange
choice of words there.
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:So I guess that's, that's what I heard.
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:You
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Also, she's like, I know
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:somebody who can help.
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:But I have to send the horse back because
we only rented it for three hours.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Why can they not drive the buggy?
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:Also, they just
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh yeah, they brought Fred!
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:They brought Fred and they just leave him!
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:What the hell?
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
hope that none of the
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That would be, that would be
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:a very Viking thing to do.
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:I mean,
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:yeah, it's Like, Vikings steal Fred.
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:I want, I want to see that episode.
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:I want to see the episode where they,
where the Vikings kidnap Fred and they
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:And he's, oh God, they put little
horns on them on the, on the front.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
We go over to Jack and Teal'c who
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:, Jag and Teal'c, , can leave, but
it will kill the Gould, and this is
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them, because, last time on, we found
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he has some life threatening disease.
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:He's got like space cancer or something,
and the Gould is keeping him alive.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I did appreciate how long, O'Neal
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Thor's voicemail message,
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
heh.
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:You clock Thor's voice?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Who is Thor's voice?
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Thor's voice is...
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:Dan Johnson.
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:Like, like, Dr.
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:Daniel.
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:Like, yeah, Johnson, right?
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:What's his name?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Daniel Jackson?
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Jackson.
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:Jackson, not Johnson.
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:Thor's voice is done by Daniel Jackson,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No way.
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:It's Really?
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:Huh.
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:Ah, well, okay.
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:That saves on, you know,
casting budget, I guess.
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:Heh heh heh
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
The first voiceover of the episode.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Not they only.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Not the
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Not the only.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I was fucking shocked.
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:Like, I was so shocked that when
we were waiting for you to get
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a moment, it was all like, Hmm.
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:And it
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
ha!
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
like, we'll talk about
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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so we get to meet Kendra
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:see, , gold tech used for good.
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:And we, we learned that
the tech can, , heal.
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:As well, and then we also get a bit
of backstory about, , her, , having
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host and surviving the process.
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:And Daniel is like, that's not
possible because it kills the host.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
so my, my, I'm going to go ahead
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to, they found some infected people.
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and everybody instantly died.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Was,
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, I
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
from the original that got infected
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:towards the end of the pilot?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yep, I noticed this episode had
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:So, uh, yeah, when we get to our
predictions, I'm, I'm, yeah, that's...
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:RIP Kowalski.
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:There's no way he survived.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I I clearly predicted they
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:were going to save him, okay?
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
so I'm ri I I will, I will ride hard that
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:eventually, Kowalski is gonna show back
up, even when it's been like, Ben, he
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:He'll be back any time now, guys!
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Stargate 2, Return of Kowalski.
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:Wrath
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:of Kowalski.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Attack of the Mecha Kowalski.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, I, I don't think Kowalski
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:Sorry, Ben.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh, nooo...
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Well they did mention in the pilot episode
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:that, , tealk species, the Jaffa, they're,
, from what I understand, they're just
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:incubators, they're genetically engineered
just to carry a ghoul in them, but the
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:ghoul can infect anything, apparently,
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:it's just that they they specifically
made tealk species in order to be
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:Walking incubators, I guess, so,
and , and apparently the, the Gould
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:can jump inside your ear, which I
thought was really fucking weird.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That's gotta be violent.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, which my, my theory is last
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:time on, Kowalski had the Gould in
his ear and he was fighting it and in
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:the entire episode it was just jumping
from person to person inside like the
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:Inside the Stargate facility there.
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:And, and it was a, it was
a game of, of who is it?
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:Are you really you?
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:And it was like a Mexican standoff.
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:So they had to send, , they had
to send Teal'c to get some help,
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:, because Teal'c is the only one who
couldn't have been infected because
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:he already, he already has one.
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:, so, and Kowalski found out that the ghouls
are very susceptible to indigestion.
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:They sent Teal'c to go out and get
some spicy food, and they all made
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:them all chow down on it, and then,
and then whoever's got the ghoul inside
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:it pukes it up, and then Kowalski
tackled it, and then jumped through
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:the Stargate by hitting random, random
buttons on the thing, and he's lost
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:in fucking the universe somewhere.
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:That's what happened.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That, that,
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
right.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
uh, don't, one less episode to watch.
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:Well done.
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:Alright.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
one thing I did notice is Kendra has
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:yeah Kendra has quite a nice like felt
dress for recluse living in the mountains
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
She is totally the, the hot
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:mysterious woman in a red dress.
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:Like that is a, that is a fantasy trope
that I am a hundred percent all about.
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:Bring me more hot women and
mysterious women in red dresses.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
All right,
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
jack and Teal'c find some old bones,
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:, from a human host with a gould that got
eight giving hope for an escape plan.
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:Since if something got
in, something can get out.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
right and they leave
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:the corpse pond behind
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, we see a guy in a suit
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:and a ton of makeup loaf.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That's that reptilioid suit
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:looks awfully familiar.
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:I swear I've seen that same
thing in sci fi somewhere before.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
there's a scene later where it looks like
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:a, a like proto Narn, almost like, but
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh!
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:You know what it reminds me of?
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:It reminds me of that episode of
Star Trek The Next Generation where
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:the entire crew starts to revert
to like they start de morph, de
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:evolutionizing themselves.
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:That's the thing.
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:That's the one.
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:That's what I, yeah, I think this
is a reused prop that they got from
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:the, from the set of Star Trek.
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:Just inked up a little bit.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Gerwin agrees to take Daniel and Sam
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:to the mountain of Thor's hammer.
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:And we learn Teal'c's weapon
will not work, but Jack's will.
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:, Kendra talks about her life.
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:, on her world before becoming a world host.
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:And it gives Daniel a bit of hope that,
you know, maybe, , his wife is out
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:there and able to resist in some way.
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:Uh,
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
able to be saved.
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:, one thing we did find out when, , Teal
finds out his gun doesn't work,
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:but, , O'Neal finds out his does.
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:O'Neal hears something, and
then doesn't say anything.
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:And it's like, you just left
the corpse pond, my dude!
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:You're not being paranoid!
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, it was a very large sploosh and I'm
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:very surprised that Teal didn't hear it.
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:Like, Yeah.
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:it was probably nothing.
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:Yeah, it was just a, you know, man
sized monster splash in the water.
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:That.
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:You should probably share that info.
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:Dude.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:And that man sized monster comes
around the corner and introduces
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:itself as Eunice, the first one.
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:And before we talk about the voice
actor, which we will in a moment.
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:I've just got to say, , Stargate, Star
Trek, numerous other sources of fiction,
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:everyone knows UNO is one, like UNO is
one or some like very close variation of
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:UNO is one in multiple languages, right?
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:We get it.
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:Milton Brandley ruined
this for all of you.
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:Just, there's a bunch of
other options to choose from.
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:You could go eins, um, ichi, en, beer.
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:Look, there's a ton of
languages with ones.
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:Stop fucking using some variation
of uno for all of these pun names.
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:It's dead.
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:It's done.
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:Leave it be.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Ichi.
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:Oh God.
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:I, yeah.
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:I, I want, I wanna see
Ichi, the first one.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
so this voice though, Darth
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:motherfucking Vader himself.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
James Earl Motherfucking Jones.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
This is CNN.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
So my
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:surprise, like he gets three lines of
dialogue and Jack just lights his ass up.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yes, it was awesome.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Shut up Darth Vader.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I'm like, are they screaming us right now?
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:Like, is this the Drew Barrymore?
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:You think like, this is a bit
of a Prokofa, I guess, uh, for.
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:People who weren't alive when the first
scream was released drew Barrymore
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:was like billed as starring in scream
You know like she was in some of the
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:ads and stuff and she's in she yeah
She dies in the first two minutes
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:of that movie , and so I'm wondering
if this is they were screaming us
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:and this is the Drew Barrymore thing
where it's like we got James Earl
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:Jones just to kill his ass immediately
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I was wondering if that was it too.
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:It was like, did they,
did they run out of money?
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:Could they, were they like, fuck,
we can only, we can only afford
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:10 seconds of James Earl Jones.
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:Oh, well.
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:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, and I will record one line.
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:It's like, okay, Mr.
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:Jones, we'll take whatever you give us.
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:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
We'll fix it in post.
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:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
also a couple of things I noticed, , at
530
:the, they mentioned something about
how the world was named is, I might be
531
:getting confused here, but they said the
world that they're on is called Samaria.
532
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yes.
533
:Like Conan.
534
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Exactly!
535
:And then, on the top, I swear to
God, go back, pause it, at the top
536
:of the Thor's hammer was the symbol,
was the, the twin snake symbol that
537
:James Earl Jones character had.
538
:He like, that was his tribe
symbol in Conan the Barbarian.
539
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I would not be surprised if
540
:these writers or set designers
threw some homages to Conan here.
541
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I mean, the, the show that gives us a
542
:throwaway line about MacGyver to MacGyver,
543
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
544
:They had to, yeah.
545
:It has to be.
546
:And, and, at the beginning
when, , what's her name, , I
547
:should, I should have mentioned
this earlier, but, uh, oh God, uh,
548
:Mistress Mistress Viking Lady when she
549
:rides up on the horse.
550
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
uh,
551
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, first thing she says is,
552
:aren't you a little short for God?
553
:So I was like, I was like, that was
554
:straight
555
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
this because you've got
556
:someone from Star Wars?
557
:100%.
558
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
that's what I'm wondering.
559
:That's what
560
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
So, Unis comes out, it's just like,
561
:hey, cool, a Jaffa guy, join up with
me, first we'll kill and eat this human,
562
:and then, , we'll, we'll, you know,
work together, and, MacGyver shoots
563
:him, just a bunch, they're clearly like,
he's dead, And then we get Glowy Eyes,
564
:which made me realize, Ja'far, , we
got Glowy Eyes in the pilot as well,
565
:and we had Glowy Eyes in our last show.
566
:So we are in a Glowy
Eyes, , sweet spot right here.
567
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
568
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I'm wondering.
569
:There's glowy eyes in Enter the Badlands?
570
:Oh,
571
:there was glowy eyes in Enter
572
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
There was,
573
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
forgot.
574
:yeah.
575
:that's right.
576
:Yeah, when when the kid bleeds he
goes full Berserker mode, right?
577
:That
578
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah, and then at the very end
579
:of the last episode, , Sonny goes
Glowy Eyes right before he...
580
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Is, are, are you suggesting that
581
:Dark Ones in Into the Badlands
are in fact gold parasites?
582
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No, I'm just...
583
:I'm just taking note of some crazy
rapid, , random happenstance.
584
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
the last time on shared
585
:glowy eye TV universe?
586
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Nice.
587
:The LTO multiverse.
588
:I like it.
589
:, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yep.
590
:So they're like, Oh, he's dead.
591
:They walk away.
592
:Glowy eyes.
593
:, but I've got to ask.
594
:, Ben, how?
595
:How did Unus end up here?
596
:How long has he been here?
597
:Wah pah
598
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Well, I believe it is quite clear
599
:from, , the, the most important thing
about, , the relationship we see here.
600
:The Jaffa,
601
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
herrr?
602
:Mm hm.
603
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
like people, you know, in,
604
:in armor and combat boots.
605
:The Ga'uld, when they've got a host.
606
:dressed up.
607
:Jaffer,
608
:wearing a shirt?
609
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No.
610
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Vic, Unas wearing pants?
611
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No pants.
612
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That tells me he comes from a pre pants
613
:time in their, , their, , history.
614
:So, , we know that by the time
they were, , hitting up Egypt, you
615
:know, 6, 000 years ago, dressed up,
wearing pants, depicted as such.
616
:So I'm saying it's gotta be at
least 10, 000 years he's been here.
617
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Mmm
618
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Cause he comes from a pre pants
619
:point in their, , development.
620
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
621
:So Jack and Teal'c are walking away
and they're just like, we're like.
622
:85 percent sure he's dead, right?
623
:Like, 85 seems like a
good number to choose.
624
:Like, it's not a hundred and it's not.
625
:Yeah, we'll go with 85.
626
:Yeah,
627
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I like they both start off
628
:like, Well, I mean, it's good
that that guy's dead, right?
629
:Yeah, he's totally dead.
630
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Probably.
631
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Really, right?
632
:And like, as the conversation
goes on, they are less and
633
:less sure that he is dead.
634
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That was nice, yeah.
635
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
after a quick cut to show, , Darwin, Dan
636
:and Sam on the way, we see picking bullets
out of its own flesh and screaming loud
637
:for our heroes in the labyrinth to hear.
638
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Right.
639
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
And I quote, That's no myth.
640
:There's no way they did not
lift that from Star Wars.
641
:They were not...
642
:Yeah.
643
:it was like, that's no moon,
that's no myth, that had to be.
644
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Now, one thing I do appreciate, as
645
:shown here in this episode, , it does
seem to be an actual labyrinth and not
646
:a maze, and I was appreciative of that.
647
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Ah, man of culture, I see you know the
648
:difference between a labyrinth and a maze.
649
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
a labyrinth is just one long, very
650
:intricate hallway, whereas a maze, you get
left rights and turnabouts and, , so we
651
:never have a depiction of, , Of O'Neal and
Teal being like, Do you want to go left?
652
:Do you want to go right?
653
:You know, marking off, , failed paths.
654
:I appreciated that.
655
:, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Sam thinks they're lost as Unas pops
656
:out and offers to help them escape,
657
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
right.
658
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
The bullets are not as
659
:effective this time.
660
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No, he's becoming immune to
661
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
he's he's Borg The bullets.
662
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
He is 50 centing.
663
:The more bullets you put in him,
the more immune to them he is.
664
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Nice.
665
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
It's, it's, it's, his body's
666
:building up an immunity.
667
:It's a vaccination.
668
:Just
669
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah,
670
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
shoot me a little bit.
671
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
we'll practice this later,
672
:Ben, , Garren, Dan and Sam reach
673
:the
674
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
no, this is, , They, they left Gerwin.
675
:This is,
676
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
kendra.
677
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah.
678
:Kendra.
679
:Yeah, it's Kendra.
680
:My, I just fucked up my notes a whole
681
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
this
682
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
didn't I?
683
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Mm-Hmm.
684
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
episode, but it was kind of nice to be
685
:like, Hey, we got three speaking female
characters in this 90's adventure show.
686
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Very
687
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
talk about boys at all.
688
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
It's true.
689
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh.
690
:, the actress who played, , Gar Gerwin.
691
:Gar.
692
:I'm gonna mess this up
693
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yep, that was it.
694
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Uh, she was also on MacGyver.
695
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh, fun.
696
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I know, I know.
697
:At least one episode.
698
:I'm not sure if she was
a reoccurring character.
699
:It's been.
700
:Forever, but accidentally, m Dibbed.
701
:I, I tried not to, but I did.
702
:Anyway, I check out the, the
M div and yeah, she was a,
703
:she was a MacGyver alumni.
704
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
All right.
705
:Kendra, Dan and Sam reached the exit
of Thor's hammer with Jack and Teal'c
706
:finding the exit on the inside.
707
:Jack walks through fine as Teal'c gets
caught in a red beam of gould killing.
708
:Jack pushes him back through to
prevent his Jaffa slash gold.
709
:I'm not sure if the, if he's
a Jaffa, is the thing in
710
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
He's a Jaffa, the worm's a go
711
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Okay.
712
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Jaffa are the race that the Goul
713
:genetically engineered, , to
be walking incubators.
714
:At least that's what I'm gathering so far.
715
:I'm,
716
:I might be wrong about that,
but, uh, Al also interesting.
717
:Any, any, either you guys
ever been to, , to, to the uk?
718
:To
719
:the London?
720
:Yeah.
721
:You ever had Joffa cakes?
722
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No.
723
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
they're a snack.
724
:I, , long time ago I had some pen
pals in, , Essex, , somewhere.
725
:God, this was a long time ago.
726
:We used to send each
other snacks and stuff.
727
:And, they used to send me Jaffa Cakes.
728
:They're these delicious little
pastries that come in a package.
729
:They're almost like Twinkies, except
they're covered in chocolate and
730
:have orange cream in the middle.
731
:Delicious.
732
:Jaffa Cakes.
733
:Yeah.
734
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Ben, I bet you you can
735
:get these right by you.
736
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh, probably.
737
:, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
there is a TikTok famous
738
:international candy store that
is not far from your abode.
739
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
In Detroit?
740
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah,
741
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Nice.
742
:Ha ha.
743
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah, I, I will go there occasionally on
744
:my way when I'm visiting Ben at his house
and pick up weird flavors of potato chips
745
:and Kit Kats that are like ridiculous.
746
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I love, there was a Asian
747
:supermarket by my old house in
Austin that had the weird KitKats.
748
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Mm
749
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
There's so many different
750
:weird KitKat flavors.
751
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
love all, give
752
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Jaffar, I have no idea what this place
753
:is that you visit on your way to see me.
754
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I have talked to your wife about it.
755
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Secrets.
756
:Collusion.
757
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
They, opened like.
758
:Maybe a month after I moved
out of our old neighborhood.
759
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh.
760
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I'm, I don't want to say anything else
761
:on air lest I accidentally dox you.
762
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Well, if everything goes right,
763
:I'll be selling this house.
764
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah,
765
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
As of right now, nobody wants to buy it.
766
:Um,
767
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
for the final episode of this podcast,
768
:I think we should, , , we should
each eat some Jaffa cakes on air and,
769
:,
and, and do a little,
770
:little review.
771
:Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll see you
about tracking some of those down.
772
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Amazon is really good
773
:for, , international candies.,
774
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
So getting back to our episode,
775
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
what?
776
:No, you don't keep us on task, Ben!
777
:Heh heh heh.
778
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
now!
779
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
This is a candy podcast.
780
:We've transitioned.
781
:It's done.
782
:Last time on, we stopped
talking about Stargate.
783
:Okay, really, though, where are we at?
784
:I
785
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Okay, yeah, what happened?
786
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
uh, Unus has tracked them down, , and
787
:they start their fight scene, , we've
got, , Teal'c and, , O'Neal are just
788
:like, Okay, we're gonna, we know
exactly what we're gonna do, right?
789
:Shoot him a whole bunch and then
push him into the laser wall, , But
790
:unfortunately, , for Teal'c after
all, he's also in the laser wall
791
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
HA!
792
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
and things aren't looking
793
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Nicely
794
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Also, when we cut back
795
:to, , Dan Jacks, Carter, and
796
:kendra, they, they know there's
a door here, but there is
797
:no way to actually open it.
798
:Which makes me wonder, do the, , like,
is there a handle on the other
799
:side that's just, it's not off?
800
:So I'm gonna ask you guys, why
801
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh,
802
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
do we have a door with no handle?
803
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
they went through a door?
804
:I don't remember them even going
805
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
they go through a door.
806
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That they can't open until
807
:Kendra knows a chant.
808
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Oh, that's right!
809
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
that's because you're not
810
:supposed to go that way.
811
:It's an exit only been it
because that's the same door
812
:that we saw the captain open.
813
:Or not, not the captain.
814
:He's a different rate.
815
:Uh, Jack opened it when he
had gotten through the beam.
816
:It's that same, that's the same door.
817
:He had just like casually pushed open
without needing to know anything.
818
:So he, she, it only mattered
that they had the code to get
819
:into it because it is an out.
820
:Only that
821
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Why?
822
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
it's like a b hole Ben.
823
:It's designed to work one way.
824
:But if you know the right things to say,
825
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I guess because if there's a monster,
826
:if there's a ghoul trapped in there,
you don't want them, well, it doesn't
827
:make sense because if they got past the
red beam, they could just push it open.
828
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah,
829
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
want some wandering villagers.
830
:That's what it is.
831
:You don't want some wandering
villagers to accidentally open it up
832
:and then get trapped in there with the
Thor's hammer and the Unus and everything.
833
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
also it's a labyrinth not a maze.
834
:So they're going to have a very
long walk to get through that thing.
835
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Heh heh heh heh heh.
836
:Yeah, ah, that's what it is.
837
:Okay, here, here's what happened here.
838
:Eventually, what had happened with this
labyrinth being in there for so long,
839
:, Thor got tired of keeping up with the
maintenance of it, so he hired some...
840
:some...
841
:some, some goons, some Viking goons, to do
the maintenance on the Labyrinth, right?
842
:Well, as you said, there's only one
way so it's a long way in or out, so
843
:anytime they needed a snack they had to
go allllll the way through the entire
844
:labyrinth to go run to the corner
store Viking place to grab some snacks,
845
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Sven and
846
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
SWEBEN!
847
:That's good.
848
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
We can wrap it up.
849
:That's a podcast.
850
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That's, I I, that's better
851
:than anything I've got.
852
:Yep.
853
:Yeah.
854
:So they needed the DoorDash to
be able to get to the door, but
855
:they couldn't put a lock on it.
856
:So they said in the instructions, sing
this little song to open the door.
857
:'cause that totally makes sense.
858
:Yep.
859
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
So, I do appreciate, so they, they killed
860
:Unas, , for the third time this episode.
861
:O'Neal has saved Teal'c from a laser.
862
:So, I, I, I think that, like, they've
got a real bro bond building that
863
:I'm really gonna enjoy watching.
864
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah, Teoka's family
865
:and he's here right now.
866
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
yeah, so it's like, hey, we've got
867
:this miraculous thing that somebody
way more advanced than us made that can
868
:save your wife, my, , you know, adopted
869
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Sun.
870
:Yeah.
871
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
but hey, there's this guy right here
872
:who we've known for about three weeks.
873
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
eight episodes.
874
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah.
875
:Okay.
876
:So two months.
877
:, we've got that.
878
:Hey, we, we work a job instant
camaraderie thing going on.
879
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
It's
880
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
He's saying, hey, I'll, I'll stay here,
881
:you know, you guys go, , and it's,
you know, they never go, okay, so we
882
:know where this place is, we know how
to get in, here's some food, here's
883
:a port a potty, like, here's a little
bedroll, we're gonna come back with a
884
:jackhammer and go, like, Through the wall.
885
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
shit, yeah.
886
:Yeah.
887
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
They just immediately go to, Hey, we're
888
:going to destroy this thing that can save
your wife, and Dan, you've gotta do it.
889
:Show you're committed to the cause.
890
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
that was extremely fucked up that
891
:he made Daniel Jackson blow up the
thing that could save his wife.
892
:Like here, they made him do
it, you know, not Carter.
893
:You know, he didn't do it, or fucking
O'Neal couldn't do it himself.
894
:Like, nope, I'm gonna make you do it.
895
:Damn, that is savage.
896
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
to give you, like, cognitive
897
:deniability of, hey, I, you know,
okay, my wife is dead, stuff has
898
:happened in season four, I could
have saved her if we had that hammer.
899
:But O'Neil blew it up.
900
:You know, it's no, I blew it up.
901
:It's, it's, it's, it's, it's all me, they
leave and then we see, , this, , Hello
902
:from Earth goodie box that got introduced
at the beginning of the episode that
903
:they deliver to, , to the people before
they leave saying, hey, , we're Earth,
904
:even though you guys are also human
and we all speak the same language.
905
:, Here's an introduction to us.
906
:Hopefully you guys can read.
907
:Uh,
908
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yep.
909
:We didn't
910
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
and then I like, they, they leave
911
:in front of the same extras as
the beginning of the episode.
912
:So it's clearly like, they
shot this at the same time.
913
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Pretty sure those are the same
914
:extras from the pilot that we
saw, but they all rescued as
915
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Career
916
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That would be so funny.
917
:I would actually like love to do a
show that has a meta joke It's like
918
:we've got the same 20 extras and
they just work on the whole show.
919
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
That would be awesome.
920
:Here's a question for you guys.
921
:Do we, Do
922
:you think that, , Thor and the, all the
Asgardians Like, was that really them?
923
:Like, like, I know it was just recording,
but is that what they actually look like?
924
:Cause I have a theory that in this, in
this fictional universe that Stargate
925
:SG 1 is, is in, it's one of those where
every alien looks exactly like humans.
926
:It's one of those
927
:shows.
928
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
For sure,
929
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
gonna be a ton of human
930
:and human esque, , races.
931
:, I think I think the big twist
Actually, you know what?
932
:I'll save it for my primetime prediction.
933
:We may not even find
this out in this show.
934
:I would I would argue that we probably
don't find it out in this show.
935
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
but I also think you we're not going to
936
:run into a situation where they find the
Asgardians But like they're wearing like
937
:Starfleet outfits or like we're aliens
and stuff like we're space explorers
938
:It's like no We look like exactly what
939
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
We're exactly
940
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
if you got a Thor's costume
941
:from Spirit Halloween
942
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Fashion has not changed
943
:for us for a thousand
944
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
years.
945
:Same pants.
946
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
No new fashion trends.
947
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Same pants.
948
:Hey, it was a breakthrough we made 10, 000
years ago, we're still getting used to it.
949
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Unus.
950
:He never learned the miracle of pants.
951
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
All right.
952
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
He died as he lived.
953
:With no pants.
954
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Donald Duck in it.
955
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
right.
956
:All of that said, it's time to roll some
dice and then make some predictions.
957
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
but wait, but wait, one more thing
958
:as it ends when the, , when Daniel
Jackson, when he, when he gives,
959
:when he gives them the, the little,
uh, spirit box, the, the gift box,
960
:, and then Kendra also gives him a rune
961
:with an F on it, like, here's your F rune,
962
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Press
963
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I don't know, do we, yeah, do,
964
:do we think that's a thing or
is that just a throwaway moment?
965
:, benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
I have a feeling that there is going
966
:to be eventually a place with, like,
trophies from all of their adventures.
967
:So they are, they are, , collecting
their captain's trinkets.
968
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Okay, I like that.
969
:Yeah, that's that was how the movie
ended as well Daniel Jackson handed over
970
:the the raw symbol back to O'Neill's.
971
:Oh, yeah, I give this back to Catherine I
think her name was so it's like yeah every
972
:every adventure they have they steal some
973
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yeah!
974
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
souvenirs
975
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Wait, we never we didn't get
976
:anything profound on this one!
977
:Punch that guy!
978
:Take his wallet!
979
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Take that!
980
:Nice.
981
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Wait, is Stargate just
982
:imperialism the entire time?
983
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Yes it is.
984
:That's what this is.
985
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
All right.
986
:With all that said, it's time to roll
some dice and make some predictions.
987
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Here we go.
988
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
got 4d6 and 1d4 in my hand,
989
:and we're gonna hit this.
990
:That is a 20, gentlemen.
991
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
20.
992
:benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Alright, so what is, , season
993
:two, episode what?
994
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Nine!
995
:Season two, episode nine,
we're watching Secrets.
996
:Secrets.
997
:victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
Secrets.
998
:Woo!
999
:xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:
You have to whisper
:
00:42:52,982 --> 00:42:53,812
secrets when you say it.
:
00:42:53,812 --> 00:42:54,532
Otherwise, it's not a
:
00:42:54,722 --> 00:42:55,282
-:Secrets!
:
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:57,042
-:Dr.
:
00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:02,792
Jack, Daniel Jackson and Teal'c travel
back to Abydos because it has been a year
:
00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:07,662
since Daniel left to fulfill a promise
he made to Shauri's father, Kasuf.
:
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:09,917
-:Ooh,
:
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:10,462
-:That's
:
00:43:10,627 --> 00:43:11,307
-:nice one.
:
00:43:11,317 --> 00:43:12,927
This is gonna be, this is gonna be big.
:
00:43:13,087 --> 00:43:14,117
Sounds like it's gonna be big.
:
00:43:14,117 --> 00:43:17,217
It says, yeah, that was mentioned
in the very first pilot episode.
:
00:43:17,322 --> 00:43:17,732
-:yeah.
:
00:43:18,442 --> 00:43:24,292
, which is, that's the preview that we
get on Amazon Prime on mobile, but
:
00:43:24,292 --> 00:43:29,262
the preview that we get on Amazon
Prime on their website is different.
:
00:43:30,517 --> 00:43:31,087
-:Okay.
:
00:43:31,662 --> 00:43:34,322
-:Here it says, in much more spoiler
:
00:43:34,322 --> 00:43:40,142
ific faction, Daniel Jackson finds
out that his wife is pregnant with a
:
00:43:40,147 --> 00:43:40,517
-:What
:
00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:42,492
-:child, just
:
00:43:42,677 --> 00:43:42,917
-:the fuck?
:
00:43:43,402 --> 00:43:46,532
-:learns that a reporter is poised to reveal
:
00:43:46,822 --> 00:43:49,982
The top secret Stargate SG 1 project.
:
00:43:50,347 --> 00:43:51,387
-:What the mother
:
00:43:51,387 --> 00:43:51,947
of what?
:
00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:55,832
-:Some episodes, y'all!
:
00:43:56,557 --> 00:43:57,607
-:Holy crap.
:
00:43:59,017 --> 00:44:00,017
-:This has gone full,
:
00:44:00,017 --> 00:44:01,567
like, days of our lives.
:
00:44:02,512 --> 00:44:03,082
-:Yeah.
:
00:44:04,382 --> 00:44:07,172
I don't know why we've got two
different previews, but we do.
:
00:44:07,622 --> 00:44:08,512
-:Wasn't this a problem
:
00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:10,112
on, on,, who are you?
:
00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:11,112
, cause yeah, it was,
:
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,242
some of the previews
:
00:44:12,502 --> 00:44:15,802
-:I watch on voodoo and Laura watches on
:
00:44:15,882 --> 00:44:20,962
iTunes and at a certain point, I think
it was the voodoo ones had skipped ahead
:
00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:23,442
an episode or like half of an episode.
:
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,542
It was bizarre.
:
00:44:25,192 --> 00:44:26,022
-:Well, Oh yeah.
:
00:44:26,022 --> 00:44:30,562
I'm wondering because in some, in some,
, mediums here, , the episodes are a
:
00:44:30,562 --> 00:44:36,052
little off because the first, the pilot
episode was a two parter and I think IMDB
:
00:44:36,072 --> 00:44:38,302
counts those as two separate episodes.
:
00:44:38,882 --> 00:44:41,292
But I remember looking at some
other sources, so I don't know.
:
00:44:41,902 --> 00:44:43,792
Well, we'll be in for
a surprise either way.
:
00:44:45,467 --> 00:44:45,817
-:all right.
:
00:44:45,837 --> 00:44:47,317
Now it's time for our predictions.
:
00:44:59,939 --> 00:45:00,289
-:Okay.
:
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:01,589
All right.
:
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,809
So now we're going to
make some predictions.
:
00:45:04,254 --> 00:45:07,044
, these are going to go up on a poll.
:
00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:11,814
In dominion media TV research
lab, , for you to vote on how
:
00:45:11,864 --> 00:45:13,884
accurate we may or may not be.
:
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:17,614
, if you are listening to this now,
this poll has already happened.
:
00:45:17,624 --> 00:45:23,084
We are two weeks ahead because we record
and release and edit in a timely manner.
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00:45:23,574 --> 00:45:23,924
So,
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00:45:24,019 --> 00:45:25,939
-:Well, I'm gonna say, hey, , if you go
:
00:45:25,949 --> 00:45:29,399
back and vote and the things shift, we
might go back and recalculate before
:
00:45:29,399 --> 00:45:32,279
the season finale, because that's when
everything actually has to be done.
:
00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:32,984
-:okay.
:
00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:33,534
I'm,
:
00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:35,634
-:that to settle, to settle
:
00:45:35,634 --> 00:45:37,424
any possible disputes.
:
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:39,364
, I have a good friend of mine, Angela.
:
00:45:39,384 --> 00:45:41,514
, I'm going to give her a shout out.
:
00:45:41,524 --> 00:45:44,134
She is the biggest Stargate.
:
00:45:44,384 --> 00:45:47,864
Nerd I have ever met
possibly in the world.
:
00:45:47,894 --> 00:45:55,184
She, she owns every single Stargate SG 1
episode and movie on Blu ray and has seen
:
00:45:55,244 --> 00:45:57,864
every episode and movie multiple times.
:
00:45:58,084 --> 00:45:59,394
So, uh, she does,
:
00:46:02,504 --> 00:46:02,854
-:Okay.
:
00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:03,509
-:Hehehehe.
:
00:46:03,704 --> 00:46:05,964
-:she even, she, I believe she's even gone
:
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:11,584
to some auctions and actually purchased
some used props that were from the show.
:
00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:12,334
So
:
00:46:12,374 --> 00:46:13,504
she does cosplay.
:
00:46:14,199 --> 00:46:14,919
Did I I might have.
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00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:15,589
Yeah.
:
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:20,019
So, , yeah, I, I also sent her our
predictions from the last episode in
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00:46:20,019 --> 00:46:22,969
an email, , that, and it's anonymous.
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00:46:22,969 --> 00:46:26,429
I didn't, I didn't say whose
predictions or what, so she replied.
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00:46:26,429 --> 00:46:29,069
And so, yeah, settling any
disputes, I'm going to go to her.
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00:46:29,759 --> 00:46:31,639
Angela, the gatekeeper, biggest Stargate
:
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:31,959
nerd in The,
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00:46:32,104 --> 00:46:32,984
-:the tiebreaker.
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00:46:33,074 --> 00:46:33,814
I'm good for that.
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00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:34,774
Judge Angela.
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00:46:35,249 --> 00:46:39,009
We're going to make three predictions,
, daytime, evening, and primetime.
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00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:42,999
They are of varying severity and weight.
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00:46:43,029 --> 00:46:45,849
So the daytime should be
the easiest prediction.
:
00:46:45,849 --> 00:46:48,329
The primetime should be the
most outlound ish prediction.
:
00:46:48,579 --> 00:46:50,909
The primetime is worth
more than the evening.
:
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,989
The evening is worth more than the
daytime for when you are reviewing
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00:46:53,989 --> 00:46:55,609
our predictions and do the votings.
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00:46:55,859 --> 00:46:59,549
Normally daytime is worth one point
evening two and primetime three.
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00:46:59,989 --> 00:47:01,499
, so go ahead and vote.
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00:47:01,664 --> 00:47:04,804
On, , DMT research lab on
who got the most, right?
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00:47:05,124 --> 00:47:09,614
We will review that at the end of
the season to determine our winner
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00:47:09,624 --> 00:47:11,234
on who got the most right overall.
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00:47:11,244 --> 00:47:13,104
I do like that Ben running tally.
:
00:47:13,534 --> 00:47:16,954
, but we will also talk
about who won the poll.
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00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:22,119
Currently, which was as of two
weeks ago, when you're listening to
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00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,979
this, , give or take a handful of days.
:
00:47:25,269 --> 00:47:32,129
So, , if it has changed, we've
noticed probably, , maybe, , but it
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00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:34,599
was accurate at time of recording.
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00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:35,319
All right.
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00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:39,779
All of that said, three
predictions, I will, , volunteer
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00:47:39,779 --> 00:47:41,159
for tribute and go first.
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00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:43,329
So that way I can talk just
a little bit more and then
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00:47:43,449 --> 00:47:44,659
stop for a couple of minutes.
:
00:47:45,314 --> 00:47:48,069
My day time prediction, I wanted to make.
:
00:47:48,369 --> 00:47:54,769
All predictions that were planet of
the blank on, on places we were going.
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00:47:54,899 --> 00:47:58,519
, but, , a conversation at the very
end had me cross out my last one.
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I will save it for another day.
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00:48:00,009 --> 00:48:01,579
Cause I want to get my last one out there.
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,
All right.
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00:48:02,019 --> 00:48:06,039
So my first prediction
daytime planet of the Greeks.
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00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:10,409
We are going to a Greek themed
planet with Greek themed
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-:absolutely.
:
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,589
-:yourself a Euro slash Donner
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00:48:13,589 --> 00:48:16,339
slash kebab, whatever they
call it in your specific area.
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00:48:17,409 --> 00:48:18,239
That's where we're going.
:
00:48:18,589 --> 00:48:19,959
Now my evening prediction.
:
00:48:20,299 --> 00:48:23,579
Planet of the Bhagavad
Vita, which is the Hindu
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00:48:23,864 --> 00:48:25,944
-:Oh, ah, okay.
:
00:48:26,789 --> 00:48:29,909
-:so that one, I feel like maybe not
:
00:48:30,129 --> 00:48:34,179
because a writer's room might not have
cursory knowledge outside of Vishnu.
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00:48:34,609 --> 00:48:36,289
, but we'll see how it goes.
:
00:48:36,629 --> 00:48:38,959
And then my prime time prediction.
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This is the big one.
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00:48:40,279 --> 00:48:44,399
I don't, I'm not even sure this is
going to be revealed in Stargate SG one.
:
00:48:44,639 --> 00:48:47,089
This might be revealed in
a separate Stargate show.
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00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:49,659
Humanity built the Stargates.
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00:48:50,979 --> 00:48:52,549
I'm calling it now.
:
00:48:53,204 --> 00:48:56,074
-:I thought that was already established,
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00:48:56,289 --> 00:48:57,599
-:No, they don't know who built the
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00:48:57,984 --> 00:48:58,564
-:Okay.
:
00:48:59,914 --> 00:49:00,814
-:Oh, that's right!
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00:49:00,874 --> 00:49:01,334
Well,
:
00:49:02,219 --> 00:49:02,329
-:Stargates.
:
00:49:02,344 --> 00:49:03,324
-:okay, you're right, you're right,
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00:49:03,324 --> 00:49:03,854
you're right, you're right.
:
00:49:03,864 --> 00:49:08,004
Because the, yeah, because the
original, on planet Abydos, they
:
00:49:08,054 --> 00:49:12,524
were, they were the slave labor,
the, those, the people were enslaved
:
00:49:12,534 --> 00:49:14,154
just to mine the mineral, that's what
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00:49:14,154 --> 00:49:14,614
it was.
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00:49:15,464 --> 00:49:15,844
To build the
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-:and so my prediction to clarify a bit
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00:49:19,229 --> 00:49:20,729
because it is a prime time prediction.
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00:49:20,729 --> 00:49:24,319
So we would like to be a little bit more
clear about what we're actually saying.
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00:49:24,869 --> 00:49:25,849
, humanity.
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00:49:26,169 --> 00:49:31,609
Is the progenitor race that seeded
humanity across the galaxy and either lost
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00:49:31,609 --> 00:49:36,789
its knowledge of that, or there was a big
war and it was just long forgotten forever
:
00:49:36,789 --> 00:49:41,519
ago that humanity built these stargates
and spread themselves across the galaxy
:
00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:45,759
rather than any of the other races that
are running around doing these things.
:
00:49:45,794 --> 00:49:47,904
-:So, so you're saying humans are the first
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00:49:47,904 --> 00:49:49,664
ones in this universe?
:
00:49:49,704 --> 00:49:50,554
Interesting.
:
00:49:50,564 --> 00:49:50,904
Okay.
:
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,384
That's a bold prediction there.
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00:49:52,964 --> 00:49:55,184
-:Maybe not like the first first ones,
:
00:49:55,184 --> 00:49:59,514
but definitely the progenitors of
themselves across the galaxy and
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00:49:59,554 --> 00:50:01,114
the builders of the star gates.
:
00:50:01,569 --> 00:50:02,699
-:Well, here's a question for you.
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00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:08,739
Do you think that humans began on
earth or did we come forward in,
:
00:50:08,894 --> 00:50:09,804
-:Oh, no, this is total
:
00:50:09,879 --> 00:50:10,219
-:1 burst?
:
00:50:10,944 --> 00:50:11,324
-:Galactica.
:
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:12,099
-:Okay.
:
00:50:13,204 --> 00:50:13,644
-:Yeah,
:
00:50:15,109 --> 00:50:15,449
-:Okay.
:
00:50:15,489 --> 00:50:15,739
Okay.
:
00:50:15,739 --> 00:50:18,769
So they came from a different part
of the galaxy or maybe another galaxy
:
00:50:18,814 --> 00:50:19,494
-:yeah, who knows?
:
00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:22,159
-:and spread, spread their sperm all
:
00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,694
-:I'm not confident making a
:
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:23,859
-:on
:
00:50:23,879 --> 00:50:24,329
planets.
:
00:50:24,574 --> 00:50:26,444
-:where humanity started at this time.
:
00:50:26,454 --> 00:50:26,474
Yeah.
:
00:50:27,179 --> 00:50:27,469
-:Okay.
:
00:50:27,889 --> 00:50:29,269
-:Maybe next episode.
:
00:50:29,339 --> 00:50:30,589
-:But not earth, but not
:
00:50:30,589 --> 00:50:31,089
earth is what you're
:
00:50:31,339 --> 00:50:32,879
-:I don't believe it's Earth.
:
00:50:32,919 --> 00:50:33,229
No.
:
00:50:33,539 --> 00:50:33,969
-:Okay.
:
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:34,629
I like this.
:
00:50:34,669 --> 00:50:34,949
I like this.
:
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:35,769
This is a good prediction.
:
00:50:36,064 --> 00:50:36,384
All right.
:
00:50:36,414 --> 00:50:36,984
Okay, here we go.
:
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:37,424
, all right.
:
00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:40,324
So the first prediction is the
daytime prediction, correct?
:
00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:42,004
And that's the one that should
:
00:50:42,004 --> 00:50:43,654
be not too far out there.
:
00:50:44,014 --> 00:50:44,364
Okay.
:
00:50:44,594 --> 00:50:44,814
All right.
:
00:50:44,814 --> 00:50:49,164
Here's here it is, , in the original
Stargate movie, , Colonel O'Neill had
:
00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:54,574
that was shown for all of 15 seconds and.
:
00:50:55,329 --> 00:50:56,309
Never heard from again.
:
00:50:56,759 --> 00:51:00,969
My prediction is SG one
continues that tradition.
:
00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:03,569
She's we never hear she is.
:
00:51:03,569 --> 00:51:06,159
, I think the trope term is
she's put in the fridge.
:
00:51:06,739 --> 00:51:08,949
Like we never hear from O'Neill's wife.
:
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,049
ever again.
:
00:51:10,749 --> 00:51:11,079
like
:
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,109
-:Sounds plausible.
:
00:51:12,229 --> 00:51:13,919
-:they erase her out of existence.
:
00:51:14,149 --> 00:51:16,469
And I feel like that's something
the showrunners would want to do
:
00:51:16,469 --> 00:51:20,619
so that could open up possibilities
for in episodes having a romance
:
00:51:20,629 --> 00:51:22,839
subplot somewhere down the
:
00:51:22,839 --> 00:51:23,119
line.
:
00:51:23,119 --> 00:51:23,609
So Yeah.
:
00:51:23,979 --> 00:51:24,549
definitely.
:
00:51:25,009 --> 00:51:25,759
She is forgotten.
:
00:51:25,759 --> 00:51:28,409
I think, , I could probably look up
her name later, but I don't even know
:
00:51:28,409 --> 00:51:29,599
if she had, no, she did have a name.
:
00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:30,769
She didn't have a name.
:
00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:31,699
I don't remember it though.
:
00:51:32,039 --> 00:51:32,849
Yeah, she's gone.
:
00:51:34,059 --> 00:51:34,894
, second prediction.
:
00:51:35,714 --> 00:51:38,654
, we get a Groundhog Day style episode.
:
00:51:39,859 --> 00:51:40,309
-:Alright.
:
00:51:40,474 --> 00:51:42,504
-:gonna be an episode where it's
:
00:51:42,504 --> 00:51:47,154
probably my money would be on
either Daniel Jackson or Carter.
:
00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:50,434
One of them steps through the Stargate.
:
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,664
They go through the whole day.
:
00:51:51,664 --> 00:51:53,674
Some shit goes down, A bomb goes off.
:
00:51:53,674 --> 00:51:54,244
Something happens.
:
00:51:54,949 --> 00:52:00,209
The entire facility and the team gets
wiped out and then they wake up, stepping
:
00:52:00,209 --> 00:52:03,399
through the start gate again, some
kind of weird space anomaly happens.
:
00:52:03,744 --> 00:52:07,574
And they keep reliving the same day
over and over, Groundhog Day style.
:
00:52:07,784 --> 00:52:10,604
There's no way they're not doing a
Groundhog Day episode if they have to.
:
00:52:12,484 --> 00:52:17,074
And for my final prediction, my big
prediction, here's what's going to happen.
:
00:52:17,354 --> 00:52:22,154
So they mention that Teal'c, he
cannot survive without the Gual'uld.
:
00:52:22,164 --> 00:52:25,344
Like once the Gual'uld leaves his
body, he's dead in like a matter
:
00:52:25,344 --> 00:52:26,854
of hours or days or something.
:
00:52:27,284 --> 00:52:31,694
So I'm thinking there's going to
be an episode where someone...
:
00:52:32,959 --> 00:52:36,319
Either the Guauld, like, jumps out
on its own and tries to escape.
:
00:52:36,899 --> 00:52:37,059
-:Hehehehe.
:
00:52:37,059 --> 00:52:38,314
Hehehehe.
:
00:52:38,819 --> 00:52:41,139
-:or maybe there's a group of Jaffa
:
00:52:41,139 --> 00:52:42,769
or someone who come in and they...
:
00:52:43,109 --> 00:52:47,439
They steal it from him and they try to
run off with it and take it hostage.
:
00:52:47,709 --> 00:52:51,809
So the entire episode is revolved
around the SG 1 team trying to track
:
00:52:51,809 --> 00:52:56,299
down and get, get his, and get his
slug back before, before Teal dies.
:
00:52:56,309 --> 00:53:00,349
And they've got him in the, in sick
bay, hooked up to machines, trying to
:
00:53:00,349 --> 00:53:02,009
keep him alive as long as possible.
:
00:53:02,029 --> 00:53:05,279
And it's like a race against the
clock to go get the ghouled slug back.
:
00:53:05,729 --> 00:53:08,479
So yeah, that's my, that's
my primetime prediction.
:
00:53:09,384 --> 00:53:10,124
-:That's a fun one.
:
00:53:10,529 --> 00:53:10,969
-:That's fun.
:
00:53:12,114 --> 00:53:13,104
-:Alright, my daytime?
:
00:53:13,394 --> 00:53:16,134
We never see Thor's hammer again.
:
00:53:16,329 --> 00:53:17,879
-:No Thor's Hammer!
:
00:53:18,889 --> 00:53:18,899
-:Hehehehe.
:
00:53:18,919 --> 00:53:21,609
Now, to be clear, Because
we've done these in the past.
:
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:27,469
When you say we never see, do you
mean it's never in the show overall or
:
00:53:27,469 --> 00:53:32,209
specifically us in our random viewing
nature will not see Thor's hammer?
:
00:53:33,274 --> 00:53:33,884
-:Both.
:
00:53:34,224 --> 00:53:36,284
Uh, I don't think this
:
00:53:36,319 --> 00:53:36,899
-:I like it.
:
00:53:36,929 --> 00:53:36,939
I
:
00:53:37,249 --> 00:53:37,709
-:Cool.
:
00:53:37,869 --> 00:53:38,399
-:like it.
:
00:53:39,314 --> 00:53:40,594
-:My evening prediction?
:
00:53:40,914 --> 00:53:42,904
, Teal gets rid of his belly worm.
:
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:43,679
-:Ah,
:
00:53:44,034 --> 00:53:45,104
-:At one point, they figure
:
00:53:45,104 --> 00:53:46,194
out a way to get rid of it.
:
00:53:46,504 --> 00:53:48,724
, it might happen after your
heist episode, though.
:
00:53:50,889 --> 00:53:55,499
and my primetime prediction is they
frustratingly never start carrying
:
00:53:55,509 --> 00:53:59,689
plasma weapons, even though Teal'c has
his staff and O'Neal brought one back.
:
00:54:02,569 --> 00:54:06,279
I'm gonna say they just keep using
guns the whole rest of the show.
:
00:54:06,539 --> 00:54:10,179
Like, there might be one offs
and stuff, but like, their to go
:
00:54:10,189 --> 00:54:15,019
mission pack is always gonna be some
kind of combustion based bullets.
:
00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:19,199
Even though, at this point,
you know, we saw they killed...
:
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:22,709
A dozen or so staff guards in the pilot.
:
00:54:24,259 --> 00:54:27,629
have enough staffs for them to
just have the big energy gun.
:
00:54:27,909 --> 00:54:28,249
-:Yeah.
:
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:29,589
-:Never ever use them.
:
00:54:29,609 --> 00:54:30,759
-:There's six of those
:
00:54:30,769 --> 00:54:33,079
theoretically at headquarters.
:
00:54:33,079 --> 00:54:33,749
Tang it out.
:
00:54:34,649 --> 00:54:34,929
-:So,
:
00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:37,979
so, so, okay, do you
mean like, ever, at all?
:
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:40,979
Like they never use them regularly?
:
00:54:40,979 --> 00:54:41,209
Or they
:
00:54:41,369 --> 00:54:43,019
-:Yeah, it is never part of their, it
:
00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:44,669
is never part of their mission kit.
:
00:54:45,389 --> 00:54:45,749
-:Okay.
:
00:54:46,619 --> 00:54:49,609
Okay, so they never use alien...
:
00:54:50,659 --> 00:54:51,319
Alien weapons?
:
00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:52,619
Alien technology weapons?
:
00:54:53,299 --> 00:54:53,779
-:yeah,
:
00:54:53,949 --> 00:54:55,599
-:Alien tech based weapons.
:
00:54:55,599 --> 00:54:56,079
Here we go.
:
00:54:56,439 --> 00:54:58,499
-:as part of their everyday,
:
00:54:58,519 --> 00:55:01,749
like, they don't get cool new
guns that shoot energy blasts.
:
00:55:02,269 --> 00:55:03,289
Like, haha, our best
:
00:55:03,349 --> 00:55:04,149
-:the shotguns.
:
00:55:05,169 --> 00:55:08,099
That makes sense because, I mean, hell,
we just did this episode just here.
:
00:55:08,099 --> 00:55:12,499
We, we saw that, uh, That the joffa
sticks are, are no good in certain
:
00:55:12,499 --> 00:55:13,999
situations, they can be disabled.
:
00:55:13,999 --> 00:55:17,719
Whereas, you know, a fucking shotgun
works fine no matter where you go.
:
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:17,779
So
:
00:55:18,469 --> 00:55:20,219
-:I don't know, I just think they might
:
00:55:20,219 --> 00:55:23,349
have been better off fighting Unus
if they had the big plasma guns.
:
00:55:24,829 --> 00:55:25,639
-:Well, yeah, well, yeah.
:
00:55:25,639 --> 00:55:28,879
But I mean the, there was
a dampening field that that
:
00:55:28,879 --> 00:55:30,259
shut down the plasma guns.
:
00:55:30,579 --> 00:55:32,289
So if they could have
taken that out, yeah.
:
00:55:32,859 --> 00:55:35,259
Oh, you're saying he couldn't
have he prob Yeah, that would've
:
00:55:35,259 --> 00:55:36,549
stopped him from regenerating.
:
00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:37,834
-:I don't know, maybe,
:
00:55:38,319 --> 00:55:38,589
-:Okay.
:
00:55:38,659 --> 00:55:38,829
All right.
:
00:55:38,909 --> 00:55:39,409
I'm, I'm
:
00:55:39,584 --> 00:55:41,684
-:it's a bigger bang, is all I'm thinking,
:
00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:46,594
like, I'm thinking XCOM, where it's like,
you go from ballistics to lasers to plasma
:
00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:50,404
guns, like, they are never working up
the tech tree, it is all just bullets,
:
00:55:50,729 --> 00:55:51,829
-:They never upgraded this factory.
:
00:55:51,829 --> 00:55:53,359
Yeah, that's
:
00:55:53,534 --> 00:55:54,264
-:Alright,
:
00:55:54,909 --> 00:55:58,039
-:Alright, so last time on, last time on,
:
00:55:58,049 --> 00:56:02,869
we made some predictions, , back then
too, and we have since sent them down
:
00:56:02,869 --> 00:56:04,889
to the research lab for verification.
:
00:56:04,889 --> 00:56:06,849
So, I have the results right here.
:
00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:07,859
Let me just open up my envelope.
:
00:56:10,894 --> 00:56:10,964
-:ugh.
:
00:56:11,169 --> 00:56:11,569
-:Let's see
:
00:56:11,704 --> 00:56:13,014
-:What was that?
:
00:56:13,989 --> 00:56:15,389
-:That was a bag of doggy treats.
:
00:56:15,619 --> 00:56:16,339
Did that sound...
:
00:56:17,454 --> 00:56:18,504
-:It was very loud.
:
00:56:21,494 --> 00:56:24,054
Remember, we can add in
sound effects in post.
:
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:30,520
-:Okay, sorry about that.
:
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:30,600
I'm
:
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:31,590
-:It's okay.
:
00:56:32,510 --> 00:56:33,940
-:doing my own foley work here.
:
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,140
-:It's encouraged.
:
00:56:36,340 --> 00:56:37,570
-:Let me, , Let me, just
:
00:56:37,910 --> 00:56:40,030
open up the, alright.
:
00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:42,790
Have the results here
from the lab, , the poll.
:
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:47,170
We actually have those
impressive 75 total votes
:
00:56:47,490 --> 00:56:51,440
on our, on, yeah, on
last steps of prediction.
:
00:56:51,470 --> 00:56:55,850
So here we are, , who had more
gates are discovered on earth.
:
00:56:55,895 --> 00:56:56,565
-:I believe that was
:
00:56:56,575 --> 00:56:56,995
Ben.
:
00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:58,280
-:That was Ben.
:
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:58,630
All right.
:
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:03,360
, with 26 of the total votes,
you are correct, sir.
:
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,920
More gates are discovered on Earth.
:
00:57:05,535 --> 00:57:05,705
-:All
:
00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:07,100
-:Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
:
00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:07,980
, which one was that?
:
00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:10,080
Was that a daytime, evening, or?
:
00:57:10,105 --> 00:57:12,745
-:Oh, I can pull it
:
00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:13,340
-:Ha ha ha ha ha.
:
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:14,510
-:No, that was primetime.
:
00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:15,485
-:Primetime!
:
00:57:15,855 --> 00:57:17,985
Alright, three, three points to Ben!
:
00:57:17,985 --> 00:57:18,965
Ha ha ha ha ha.
:
00:57:19,555 --> 00:57:21,585
So that means this next
one was yours, wasn't it?
:
00:57:22,695 --> 00:57:25,695
, I believe Skara is not saved.
:
00:57:26,050 --> 00:57:27,100
Before the end of season
:
00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:27,420
one.
:
00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:28,620
-:Yes.
:
00:57:29,310 --> 00:57:31,850
-:With 29 votes, you are also correct.
:
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:33,940
Nice.
:
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:38,660
And, , finally, , your third
prediction, this would have
:
00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:40,130
been your morning prediction?
:
00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:41,270
daytime.
:
00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:41,640
prediction?
:
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:41,920
Yeah.
:
00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:45,370
Kowalski is saved during season one?
:
00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:48,100
Zero votes.
:
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,420
-:Oh no.
:
00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:50,690
Oh no, my boy
:
00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:51,810
-:That's a, that's a
:
00:57:51,810 --> 00:57:53,140
definitive no on that one.
:
00:57:54,025 --> 00:57:55,765
Rip Kowalski, ha ha,
:
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,370
-:He's not gonna I was hoping
:
00:57:58,370 --> 00:57:59,810
he was gonna be my Gomez.
:
00:58:00,655 --> 00:58:01,715
-:it's, it's, it's not
:
00:58:01,715 --> 00:58:02,685
looking good for Kowalski.
:
00:58:02,685 --> 00:58:07,395
Between that and the definitive lack of
Kowalski in this episode we just saw,
:
00:58:07,405 --> 00:58:09,395
or even any mention of him at all, yeah,
:
00:58:09,395 --> 00:58:10,865
he's, he's gone.
:
00:58:11,735 --> 00:58:13,255
Ugh, Rip Kowalski.
:
00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:14,845
Alright, so, next three.
:
00:58:15,185 --> 00:58:16,865
, this one is actually gonna be mine.
:
00:58:16,965 --> 00:58:20,455
, Daniel Jackson's biological
parents are found, and they're
:
00:58:20,495 --> 00:58:22,635
aliens, or something equally weird.
:
00:58:23,105 --> 00:58:25,175
, this one actually got...
:
00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:31,490
, three votes, , for yes, , however, I
believe there are some of the, some of the
:
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:35,930
residents in the research lab just see a
button and they click on it and for, so,
:
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,180
so I think some of
:
00:58:37,210 --> 00:58:37,670
you, yeah,
:
00:58:38,155 --> 00:58:38,825
-:gets us over the
:
00:58:39,050 --> 00:58:41,050
-:yeah, I, I sent this one over to
:
00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:42,990
Angela, the gatekeeper for confirmation.
:
00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:46,260
, see her response was, , see below.
:
00:58:46,555 --> 00:58:47,095
Loading.
:
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:48,135
, nope.
:
00:58:48,255 --> 00:58:49,125
Just one word, nope.
:
00:58:49,305 --> 00:58:50,471
-:heh heh heh heh heh
:
00:58:50,535 --> 00:58:52,085
-:I was for sure that one, man.
:
00:58:52,085 --> 00:58:53,865
I was for sure, like,
there's no fucking way.
:
00:58:53,865 --> 00:58:56,015
I was for sure Daniel
Jackson was half alien.
:
00:58:56,635 --> 00:58:56,995
Oh well.
:
00:58:57,585 --> 00:59:00,515
, my next prediction, , the
SG 1 team rescues a cat.
:
00:59:00,785 --> 00:59:04,225
Now I believe I might have worded
this one a little, , incorrectly.
:
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,565
, because this one got nine votes.
:
00:59:06,615 --> 00:59:09,135
, I sent this over to Angela,
the gatekeeper, as well.
:
00:59:09,555 --> 00:59:10,895
, she says no.
:
00:59:11,285 --> 00:59:18,755
However, an SG 1, or, uh, Sam,
Sam owns a, owns a cat, and it's
:
00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:20,305
involved in a couple of episodes.
:
00:59:20,535 --> 00:59:20,995
So I'm gonna
:
00:59:21,045 --> 00:59:22,275
-:can't give us spoilers.
:
00:59:23,595 --> 00:59:25,795
-:Oh, it's, it's not really a spoiler, is
:
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,450
-:prediction, Sam gets a cat.
:
00:59:28,435 --> 00:59:30,405
-:Yeah, the cat becomes a, the
:
00:59:30,405 --> 00:59:33,435
cat becomes a more important
reoccurring character than Kowalski.
:
00:59:34,620 --> 00:59:35,050
-:Ow!
:
00:59:35,090 --> 00:59:35,850
Savage!
:
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,540
Yeah, , yeah, my prediction was
specifically that the cat was
:
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:43,110
going to be like an elder god of
a village or something, so I'm
:
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,160
going to say no for that one.
:
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:49,520
, and finally, my third prediction, , was
the iris gets blown off during an attack.
:
00:59:49,870 --> 00:59:53,280
, she confirmed that it is
destroyed, yes, not blown off.
:
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:56,830
But, that, I'm taking
the points for that one.
:
00:59:57,030 --> 00:59:59,900
It's because, I specifically
said it's either going to get
:
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,840
blown off like a hubcap, or it's
going to explode like shrapnel.
:
01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:04,420
Either way, it's
:
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,110
getting destroyed.
:
01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:06,210
So, yeah,
:
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:06,880
Yeah.
:
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,700
So, that brings us to, that
must be process of elimination,
:
01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:13,850
that means Ja'far, you're up
:
01:00:13,850 --> 01:00:14,250
next.
:
01:00:15,930 --> 01:00:21,030
Alright, let's see, your first
prediction, O'Neal turns down a promotion.
:
01:00:21,735 --> 01:00:23,645
Turns out he tries to,
but he takes it anyway.
:
01:00:23,645 --> 01:00:23,654
Pfft.
:
01:00:23,655 --> 01:00:23,665
Hahaha.
:
01:00:28,030 --> 01:00:28,810
-:He tries to.
:
01:00:30,605 --> 01:00:30,975
-:yeah.
:
01:00:31,015 --> 01:00:31,285
I don't know.
:
01:00:31,285 --> 01:00:31,535
I'm,
:
01:00:31,585 --> 01:00:32,025
I didn't, I
:
01:00:32,025 --> 01:00:34,525
didn't ask, I didn't ask
for clarification on that
:
01:00:34,525 --> 01:00:34,725
one.
:
01:00:34,805 --> 01:00:36,555
Apparently he takes it anyway, so yeah.
:
01:00:37,215 --> 01:00:39,625
, Okay, now this next one's going
to be a little interesting.
:
01:00:39,925 --> 01:00:44,715
, because your prediction was, Skara
and Sheree never get rescued.
:
01:00:44,865 --> 01:00:46,295
-:They can't be saved.
:
01:00:47,355 --> 01:00:47,705
-:Right.
:
01:00:49,025 --> 01:00:50,245
So they never get saved.
:
01:00:50,785 --> 01:00:51,825
, one of them does.
:
01:00:51,825 --> 01:00:52,825
One of them does not.
:
01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:58,275
And because of the way this is worded,
I'm not sure which one is which either.
:
01:00:58,275 --> 01:00:58,995
Because I said,
:
01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:01,715
-:I, I said, or not.
:
01:01:01,735 --> 01:01:02,335
And
:
01:01:03,335 --> 01:01:03,735
-:Yeah.
:
01:01:04,235 --> 01:01:05,975
Scarra and Sheree never get rescued.
:
01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:07,155
, she said Scarra.
:
01:01:07,165 --> 01:01:07,375
Yes.
:
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:07,695
Sheree.
:
01:01:07,695 --> 01:01:09,505
No, I don't know if that means yes.
:
01:01:10,130 --> 01:01:11,980
They got rescued or yes, you're right.
:
01:01:11,990 --> 01:01:13,110
They never get rescued.
:
01:01:13,515 --> 01:01:14,245
-:it is, is
:
01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:15,600
-:I'm still confused.
:
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,910
I am not going to, I'm not going to ask
for clarification on which one is which.
:
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:22,090
So I say, I say you should get
half, half credit for that one.
:
01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:23,350
So that would be
:
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,700
one point for you
:
01:01:25,805 --> 01:01:30,535
-:logic dictates these things work is and
:
01:01:30,555 --> 01:01:33,145
means both or means just one of them.
:
01:01:33,455 --> 01:01:35,755
And I did say, or
:
01:01:36,970 --> 01:01:40,470
-:or scar scar or Sheree never get
:
01:01:40,615 --> 01:01:41,145
-:yeah.
:
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,420
-:Uh, okay.
:
01:01:44,510 --> 01:01:47,010
I put, I put the and symbol on there on my
:
01:01:47,585 --> 01:01:47,935
-:Okay.
:
01:01:48,185 --> 01:01:48,415
No
:
01:01:48,415 --> 01:01:48,885
worries.
:
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:51,210
-:And finally, coming to our final
:
01:01:51,210 --> 01:01:55,440
prediction for the evening, uh, SG2
is the focus of at least one episode.
:
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,020
You're correct,
:
01:01:56,020 --> 01:01:56,270
sir.
:
01:01:56,690 --> 01:01:58,740
There is an SGT2 focus episode.
:
01:01:59,250 --> 01:01:59,800
-:Give me that
:
01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:02,005
-:Lower decks, lower decks.
:
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:02,630
-:Ah.
:
01:02:02,630 --> 01:02:07,360
So SG2 team, but it's
definitely not Kowalski.
:
01:02:07,445 --> 01:02:07,915
-:right.
:
01:02:09,510 --> 01:02:09,620
-:Heh.
:
01:02:10,995 --> 01:02:11,605
-:Okay.
:
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,090
-:what's that, , See, so that's
:
01:02:13,090 --> 01:02:16,365
what, like, one point for
me, it's Four points for Ben.
:
01:02:16,365 --> 01:02:17,035
What are, what are we at
:
01:02:17,235 --> 01:02:19,125
-:I got four.
:
01:02:22,435 --> 01:02:26,925
And then I think Ben, you got, did you
get, you got a bunch of points, Ben.
:
01:02:27,365 --> 01:02:28,945
-:Yeah, he got two, two
:
01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:29,745
of his predictions were
:
01:02:30,105 --> 01:02:31,345
-:His prime time was correct.
:
01:02:31,355 --> 01:02:33,375
And I think his evening was correct.
:
01:02:33,435 --> 01:02:33,945
Correct.
:
01:02:34,425 --> 01:02:36,305
-:yeah, so I got, , five points.
:
01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:37,145
-:Nice.
:
01:02:37,195 --> 01:02:37,855
Nicely done.
:
01:02:38,870 --> 01:02:40,680
And I have, I have one.
:
01:02:41,115 --> 01:02:41,605
-:Okay.
:
01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:46,405
Well, we'll keep that running
tally going and, we'll find out
:
01:02:46,415 --> 01:02:49,885
how we did this week next week.
:
01:02:50,655 --> 01:02:52,965
But before we get to next week.
:
01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:55,990
We have to say some thank yous.
:
01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,460
Thank you ripe for your bomb ass song.
:
01:03:00,650 --> 01:03:03,390
Goon squad that we get
to use as our theme.
:
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,380
Uh, it's still, I say this
every time it doesn't feel real.
:
01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:09,970
Very excited to have that on the show.
:
01:03:10,010 --> 01:03:14,480
Go listen to more of their music on any
streaming service that you frequent.
:
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:15,490
They're everywhere.
:
01:03:16,950 --> 01:03:17,260
-:Thank you.
:
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:17,860
Goon squad.
:
01:03:18,985 --> 01:03:19,155
-:Yep.
:
01:03:19,265 --> 01:03:22,495
And thank you to Annette Lucina for
your, , picture of a TV that you've
:
01:03:22,495 --> 01:03:26,095
used under Creative Commons that we
have used as the basis for our artwork.
:
01:03:26,455 --> 01:03:29,035
Thanks for making free art
so we can make free art.
:
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-:Thanks everyone in the DMT research labs.
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, for going and voting on the polls, which
I will not read the comments on, but I
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am joining research lab now, so you can
tag me and know that I'm ignoring it.
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-:They let me in literally
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talking to you right now.
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Approve.
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That's awesome.
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-:And we will see you next
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time on Last Time On.