Students of the great sage Junan learn three creation myths about their lost civilization of Ukkabal.
Today’s story is “Three Tales of Ukkabal” by Ritter, a musical husky with a passion for literature. You can find more of his stories, including the full Loom of Hours cycle, on AO3.
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Speaker:This is Rob MacWolf,
Speaker:your fellow traveler,
Speaker:and Today’s story is
Speaker:“Three Tales of Ukkabal”
Speaker:by Ritter, a musical husky with a passion for literature.
Speaker:You can find more of his stories,
Speaker:including the full Loom of Hours cycle,
Speaker:on AO3. Please enjoy
Speaker:“THREE TALES OF UKKABAL”
Speaker:by Ritter One day, some students were having a discussion about the origin of Man
Speaker:when they came to a disagreement that neither honey nor garum
Speaker:could assuage. For the sake of their friendship, they resolved to suspend the discussion
Speaker:and sought out the wisdom of their master,
Speaker:Junan, in the temple.
Speaker:“O Teacher,” they said,
Speaker:“where do we come from?”
Junan said:“Where you come from is what you make it.”
Junan said:The students, not understanding,
replied:“Where then do we come from:
replied:the gods who made us, or the men who made themselves?”
replied:At this, Junan lost his temper.
replied:“Idiot youngsters!
replied:Go bother the grounds-keeper with your foolishness;
replied:I have no time for sophistry.”
replied:Then he returned to attending the gods.
replied:The students heeded his words,
replied:and their legs took them to Kizun,
replied:the grounds-keeper.
replied:“Dear sir,” they said,
replied:“pray enlighten us - where do we come from?”
replied:This was Kizun’s reply: KIZUN’S TALE
replied:When the world was young and man and plant and beast still called each other equals,
replied:there was Speech, and speaking was Power,
replied:and every utterance was a violence upon the face of the land.
replied:Amid the seas of boiling rock and fields rampant with strangling fern
replied:came Ereakaiza,
replied:whose visage was silence
replied:(The chief and creator deity of the Ukkabali
replied:pantheon, Ereakaiza is noteworthy
replied:in that they are never referred to using any part of speech other than their name,
replied:as they are deemed “too important to be substituted with anything other than themselves.”
replied:(Humbert 1997)); and Ereakaiza gazed upon the land, where
replied:in their battles Lion and Stag cleft mountains in twain,
replied:and Ibex raised mighty Whale from geysers out of the deep. And Ereakaiza saw Millipede steal the legs from Slug and Snail,
replied:and Bat steal the wings from Emu. And Ereakaiza saw also that Wolf split Man from Man
replied:so that, enraptured by the beauty of his brother’s face and legs and breasts,
replied:Man would distract himself from the hunt
replied:and lay with his sprung-off kin;
replied:but instead, delight so possessed Man that he chased after Wolf
replied:to share with him these pleasures;
replied:and Wolf became Dog,
replied:who chased after Ox;
replied:and Ox became Cow,
replied:who chased after Horse.
replied:Then Ereakaiza, tiring of this chaos,
replied:came and choked the Word out of every creature,
replied:and all of them howled and mewled and squeaked
replied:and ululated in anger and dismay,
replied:but to no end: for Speech had gone out of them,
replied:and their word was no longer deed carven upon the earth.
replied:So the creatures learned to resolve their disputes with blows,
replied:and to this end grew claw and thorn and sting,
replied:while Man retreated to his delights
replied:and built yokes and vineyards and pleasure-domes. And Ereakaiza took pity upon Man, from whom Wolf
replied:had taken his hunter’s cunning,
replied:and allowed him to retain the most part of his Speech.
replied:And this is why people take such joy
replied:in creating figments and toying with words and colors;
replied:for we are as children playing with their parents’ tools,
replied:in the hopes that one day we may be allowed to wield them fully
replied:once more. Now Ereakaiza was content with the world,
replied:and wandered far afield to where the sands and the skies intertwine,
replied:in the place where neither Time nor Cause holds sway,
replied:and there made a dwelling,
replied:and listened as the earth and the wind and the sea
replied:wove together a song of primeval being.
replied:Ereakaiza slept then
replied:and sleeps still, dreaming of things long gone and things which we of the soil will not see come to pass.
replied:And all who come upon Ereakaiza’s form partake too of this slumber,
replied:for in this way they become party to blessed creation. *
replied:Some disciples were unsatisfied with this answer,
replied:and rather than resume the argument, they resolved to ask the street-sweeper,
replied:Bal-liao. “Dear madam,” they said, “pray enlighten us -
replied:where do we come from?”
replied:This was Bal-liao’s reply: BAL-LIAO’S TALE THE WRATH OF UKK
replied:The children of Man were not always scattered across the realms,
replied:for the Firstborn once regarded each other as siblings,
replied:dwelling in the same lands and dining at each other’s feasts
replied:and building great houses together as close kin are wont to.
replied:But a hard drought came and laid waste to the fields,
replied:and there was a want of food in the land
replied:such that many people were brought to the edge of death.
replied:The youngest of the Firstborn,
replied:who was named Inti,
replied:sought aid from Neb, who as eldest had first pick of the fruits of the earth.
replied:But Neb rebuffed him,
replied:and so Inti sailed to meet Kir,
replied:who as second-eldest had first pick of the fruits of the sea.
replied:But Kir, too, sent him away empty-handed,
replied:and so Inti went to meet Ukk ,
replied:who had not yet withdrawn from the world,
replied:and as third-eldest
replied:had rights to the herds of the vast plains.
replied:(Some scholars (Egidius 2001, Humbert 1997) note the similarity
replied:of the names “Neb” and “Kir”
replied:to the Egyptian neb (‘lord’)
replied:and the Greek kyrios (also ‘lord’).
replied:This resemblance is merely speculative, however.
replied:“Inti” is most likely a reference to the Indus region,
replied:although Cauvin (2011)
replied:provides surprising evidence to suggest that it may refer to the Incan
replied:sun god of the same name.
replied:“Ukk”, of course, forms the etymological root of the city of Ukkabal,
replied:which the hero is said to have founded.)
replied:Ukk’s heart was filled with mercy, and he gave to Inti a third part of his herds,
replied:and a third part of his lands between the mountains and the sea, where Inti and his family could settle and make themselves a new home.
replied:For a time, prosperity blessed the siblings,
replied:and their fortunes and families grew. While
replied:Neb’s children settled the fertile deltas beyond their homelands,
replied:Kir’s children journeyed across the seas, and Ukk’s spread throughout the plains on horseback and ox.
replied:But Inti’s children were confined to the lands between the mountains and the sea,
replied:and soon enough, the land was not enough to hold them,
replied:nor the soil rich enough to sustain their herds,
replied:and they began to fear once more that starvation and death would be their doom.
replied:So they conspired to invade Ukk’s lands while he was away,
replied:inspecting the new borders of his realm;
replied:and they drove forth women and children and cattle alike,
replied:ransacking their houses and storming their fields.
replied:When Ukk heard of this,
replied:he was become wroth,
replied:and immediately flew to his siblings to seek aid and counsel.
replied:But Neb rebuffed him, as he had done to Inti,
replied:and Kir too rebuffed him,
replied:as she had done to Inti.
replied:So Ukk, in his wrath, swore an oath to sever kin from kin,
replied:invoking the gods who dwelt in the mountains,
replied:and they, being beholden to Man,
replied:had no choice save to uphold it.
replied:But they, not wishing to see the blood of Man spilt upon the continent,
replied:also opened the Ways so that Ukk might take his leave and start anew in a strange land. So Ukk
replied:gathered his wives and his children,
replied:and they rode for the Ways,
replied:out of deference for the gods who had birthed Them.
replied:But on the way, they came across Inti and his children,
replied:who had grown fat upon the land;
replied:and Ukk was filled with rage.
replied:He drove them before him, chasing them into the Ways,
replied:and would have followed them out again, into the mountains of a new world,
replied:had not the gods closed off that passage before his horse could get through.
replied:Only then did Ukk settle in the land of the Ways,
replied:raising the first city, UKKABAL,
replied:upon the figure of the Sleeping God.
replied:From there did his children expand out,
replied:filling the rest of the land,
replied:and they kept good watch over the Ways,
replied:lest curious minds wander in or out
replied:and bring the strife of the First Siblings
replied:with them. (Linguistic analysis suggests that this is a sanitized pastiche of two different folktales,
replied:both of which have long been known to scholars.
replied:In one of the original stories, Ukk slaughters Inti and his children, and is exiled by the gods to the land of the Ways.
replied:In the other story, it is Inti
replied:who is exiled, but Ukk grows jealous of him and usurps his position,
replied:banishing him to the ‘new world’ instead. Runao, the courtier who compiled these stories, may have thought both versions unsuitable for his charges,
replied:or may have had philosophical reasons to challenge them.
replied:Such speculation is beyond the scope of this work.) *
replied:Still some disciples were unsatisfied with this, so they returned to the temple and brought their query before their master,
replied:Junan, once more.
replied:“O Teacher,” they said,
replied:“we have asked Kizun, the grounds-keeper,
replied:and we have asked Bal-liao,
replied:the street-sweeper,
replied:but we still do not know where we come from.”
replied:Junan sighed. “Silly children,” he said.
replied:“Come, let me tell you a tale, then, and hopefully then you shall be satisfied.”
replied:This was what Junan said: JUNAN’S TALE THE MAGISTRATE AND THE CROW
replied:Once, there was a powerful magistrate who was known throughout the land for his wisdom, fairness, and knowledge.
replied:He lived in a terraced house far above the city,
replied:where many would travel from far and wide to hear his opinion on sundry matters.
replied:It so happened that one day,
replied:a young crow landed in the magistrate’s courtyard
replied:with its wing broken.
replied:The magistrate, taking pity on the poor creature,
replied:took it in and attempted to mend it.
replied:But none of his strengths were in the art of healing,
replied:and so the magistrate had to pore over his books, make many a failed poultice,
replied:and consult with healers before he could care fully for his new charge.
replied:He nursed the crow back to health,
replied:and over this time formed a strong bond with it,
replied:so that it always returned to his side,
replied:singing when the magistrate played music,
replied:and listening intently when he discoursed about law and philosophy.
replied:One morning, the magistrate was taken gravely ill,
replied:and had to retire to bed.
replied:He fell into a deep, deep sleep, from which none thought he would waken.
replied:In that sleep, he dreamt that he was a young chick,
replied:chirping desperately for its mother,
replied:gobbling down whatever new grub she came by to deliver.
replied:He dreamt that he was a fledgling,
replied:learning to spread its wings for the first time,
replied:soaring over the woods and the fields and the cities that men had built.
replied:He dreamt that he was a bird,
replied:picking at the ground, getting into a squabble with another bird,
replied:flying with the stabbing pain of a broken wing into an enclosed garden,
replied:where a kindly man picked him up with soft hands
replied:and laid him upon a table.
replied:When the magistrate awoke from his slumber,
replied:he opened his window to find his friend the crow,
replied:who had waited all this time in the trees outside.
replied:“My friend,” said the magistrate,
replied:“I know now who you are and what is meant for us,
replied:and it pains me what I must do,
replied:but there is no way around it.
replied:For you must seek new lands instead of returning to me
replied:(to me); and you must carry my spirit where I am not
replied:(am not). Thus, by the power of my station and the sacredness of our bond,
replied:I banish you from this city and this land,
replied:never to see your plumage or hear your cry ever again.”
replied:And the crow nuzzled the magistrate’s arm,
replied:took to the heavens,
replied:and was never seen again in those parts until the magistrate’s death.
replied:(Junan’s Tale takes the form of philosophical parables
replied:common to the classical Middle Kingdom period and similar to the Buddhist koan.
replied:Confounding allegories are presented straightforwardly,
replied:with the intention that students meditate upon them until they become enlightened to the metaphor. Leading theories about Junan’s Tale suggest that it is meant as a representation of the cyclic nature of gods and mortals -
replied:that the gods, finding themselves in the bodies of men,
replied:must inevitably depart from their home in order to spread their wisdom,
replied:resisting the impulse to return to their core selves in the process.
replied:See Egidius, Prophets of the Times: Bronze-Age Divination in Runao’s Book of Hours (2001), p. 164 for more details on this interpretation.) *
replied:“Do you understand now the three parts to the answer?” said Junan.
replied:(The more commonly known version of this question - “Do you understand now that there are three parts to the answer?” (emphasis added) -
replied:is a mistranslation,
replied:popularized by Burton
replied:(1888).) And the students were enlightened.
replied:This was “Three Tales of Ukkabal”
replied:by Ritter, read for you by Rob MacWolf, werewolf hitchhiker.
replied:You can find more stories on the web at thevoice.dog,
replied:or find the show wherever you get your podcasts.
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