Today, we’re talking about the ICONIC 1984 film Purple Rain, which stars the legendary rock/pop/soul artist Prince. It tells the story of an incredibly cocky-yet-talented young Minneapolis artist with a standing residency at the popular club First Avenue, but who is also the product of a violent household. He has a long-standing rivalry with Morris Day’s The Time, and falls in love with a smoking hot but struggling “singer” named Apollonia. The film addresses issues of domestic violence, misogyny, ego, and of course, "what’s up with that one song shit!" But these are all trifling details because the film is basically a 90 minute music video starring Prince. Which is all it really has to be.
The film stars Prince, Apollonia Kotero, Morris Day, Clarence Williams III, Jerome Benton, and The Revolution!
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Speaker: I want to think that they did it
Speaker:Speaker: as character development to
Speaker:Speaker: explain his clothing choices,
Speaker:Speaker: because it was the eighties and
Speaker:Speaker: he was kind of out there, and
Speaker:Speaker: they needed a way to explain his
Speaker:Speaker: clothing choices.
Speaker:Speaker: But all that tells me is that he
Speaker:Speaker: went to the Renaissance Faire,
Speaker:Speaker: but it doesn't really explain
Speaker:Speaker: anything.
Speaker:Speaker: It just, hey, come over to my house.
Speaker:Speaker: I live with my parents.
Speaker:Speaker: Let's watch them fuck, and then
Speaker:Speaker: and then go to my clown filled
Speaker:Speaker: basement.
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Speaker:Speaker: Hello.
Speaker:Speaker: Welcome to cinematic Problematic.
Speaker:Speaker: My name is Erin Maxwell, and I'm Kristy Rettig.
Speaker:Speaker: And today we are going to be tackling Purple Rain.
Speaker:Speaker: Originally titled dreams and loosely based on Prince's own
Speaker:Speaker: life, Purple Rain is the story of a Minneapolis musician on the
Speaker:Speaker: brink of stardom, but whose who's violent and abusive.
Speaker:Speaker: Home life creates a cycle of abuse for himself and acting as
Speaker:Speaker: a barrier for his own success.
Speaker:Speaker: Mostly cast of amateurs who were primarily musicians.
Speaker:Speaker: This is a movie that is much beloved because of the purple
Speaker:Speaker: one, and at the time it came out, it was hailed as a success
Speaker:Speaker: by critics and audiences alike, both at the box office and much
Speaker:Speaker: loved because of that darn soundtrack, which is still so
Speaker:Speaker: gosh darn good.
Speaker:Speaker: So sexy as Jerome would say.
Speaker:Speaker: So sexy.
Speaker:Speaker: Even when Siskel and Ebert reviewed it, it was.
Speaker:Speaker: Ebert called it the best rock film to come out since Pink
Speaker:Speaker: Floyd's The Wall, which is big praise from the man.
Speaker:Speaker: However, recent audience have recently turned on the film.
Speaker:Speaker: It was deemed misogynistic because of its treatment of
Speaker:Speaker: women and, uh, reviews of it on Metacritic and on Rotten
Speaker:Speaker: Tomatoes have caused ratings of it to plummet recently.
Speaker:Speaker: So we're going to take a look at
Speaker:Speaker: it and see whether or not we
Speaker:Speaker: decide to cherish or to check
Speaker:Speaker: it.
Speaker:Speaker: I think I know the answer to
Speaker:Speaker: that already, but let's discuss
Speaker:Speaker: it.
Speaker:Speaker: So, Chrissy, what is your experience with this film?
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, so I remember when I was a very, very small child, as most
Speaker:Speaker: of these episodes begin about when we were small children.
Speaker:Speaker: So my mom went to go see this without me.
Speaker:Speaker: And I believe that she put me into the Muppets movie or some
Speaker:Speaker: other children's movie while she went to go watch Purple Rain,
Speaker:Speaker: and she came out of the theater and I said, how was it?
Speaker:Speaker: And she said, it was fantastic.
Speaker:Speaker: And then I was really jealous because I was like, well, then I
Speaker:Speaker: absolutely have to watch it.
Speaker:Speaker: Even though she said I could not see it.
Speaker:Speaker: But the beauty of having
Speaker:Speaker: divorced parents is that, oh
Speaker:Speaker: yes, you can see it if you have
Speaker:Speaker: a very permissive father, which
Speaker:Speaker: I did.
Speaker:Speaker: So when it came out on cable, um, I think it was cable or VHS,
Speaker:Speaker: I watched it and oh my God, like burned on my brain.
Speaker:Speaker: It was like so sexual.
Speaker:Speaker: I didn't even know if, like, my
Speaker:Speaker: child brain could even handle
Speaker:Speaker: it.
Speaker:Speaker: I didn't even know how to interpret prints as an artist.
Speaker:Speaker: All I knew is that the album was fire.
Speaker:Speaker: I loved watching it.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like a long freakin music video with some bad story
Speaker:Speaker: sprinkled in for good measure, because we have to have that
Speaker:Speaker: because it's called a movie.
Speaker:Speaker: But it was exhilarating.
Speaker:Speaker: It was like the first time I'd
Speaker:Speaker: seen a movie, like where the
Speaker:Speaker: song like where one of the songs
Speaker:Speaker: like, really, really, really
Speaker:Speaker: moved me, and that was Purple
Speaker:Speaker: Rain, and I thought it was
Speaker:Speaker: incredible.
Speaker:Speaker: And I was a Prince fan from then on.
Speaker:Speaker: And, you know, I do recognize
Speaker:Speaker: that today, a lot of the things
Speaker:Speaker: that happen in the movie are
Speaker:Speaker: frowned upon, um, and downright
Speaker:Speaker: bad.
Speaker:Speaker: We do not condone these things.
Speaker:Speaker: However, um, if you play this movie at Cinespia, I am going to
Speaker:Speaker: be one of the first people to stand up during the finale and
Speaker:Speaker: start dancing my ass off.
Speaker:Speaker: So there you have it.
Speaker:Speaker: What about you, Aaron?
Speaker:Speaker: What was your experience?
Speaker:Speaker: First off, shout out to divorced dads.
Speaker:Speaker: Without them, I would not be
Speaker:Speaker: eating eclairs on Saturday
Speaker:Speaker: mornings watching Texas Chainsaw
Speaker:Speaker: Massacre, making me the woman I
Speaker:Speaker: am today.
Speaker:Speaker: God bless them.
Speaker:Speaker: God bless them.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, I was aware of who Prince
Speaker:Speaker: was and loved him on MTV and did
Speaker:Speaker: not see this movie until it was
Speaker:Speaker: on Saturday morning matinees,
Speaker:Speaker: when it was cut to shit and
Speaker:Speaker: almost incomprehensible.
Speaker:Speaker: Was it like fifteen minutes long?
Speaker:Speaker: It was like an hour.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, so I think the movie
Speaker:Speaker: itself was cut to like an hour
Speaker:Speaker: and fifteen minutes with
Speaker:Speaker: commercials, and they cut out
Speaker:Speaker: almost all the violence and all
Speaker:Speaker: the sex.
Speaker:Speaker: So it just read as a music video to me, and I still enjoyed it
Speaker:Speaker: immensely, but I had no idea what the plot was.
Speaker:Speaker: As far as I can tell, the plot
Speaker:Speaker: was just when, like in my little
Speaker:Speaker: mind, it was just about Morris
Speaker:Speaker: Day and Prince hating each
Speaker:Speaker: other.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, and that was it.
Speaker:Speaker: That was the only the only
Speaker:Speaker: amount of plot that they managed
Speaker:Speaker: to say.
Speaker:Speaker: Like a schoolyard rivalry.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: And it was because they were fighting over Apollonia.
Speaker:Speaker: But I had no reason why.
Speaker:Speaker: So they had cut out all of the violence.
Speaker:Speaker: They had cut out all of the sex, and not a lot of it made sense.
Speaker:Speaker: Like the point of Christmas of
Speaker:Speaker: the kid's father shooting,
Speaker:Speaker: trying to take his own life that
Speaker:Speaker: was gone.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: Beating his mother that was gone.
Speaker:Speaker: All of that was gone.
Speaker:Speaker: So what what spurned on this amazing concert performance?
Speaker:Speaker: If he wasn't traumatized by his
Speaker:Speaker: father shooting himself in the
Speaker:Speaker: head?
Speaker:Speaker: Whimsy.
Speaker:Speaker: Just everything was just
Speaker:Speaker: motivated by whimsy, as far as I
Speaker:Speaker: can tell.
Speaker:Speaker: He's just a moody artist, and now he's just gonna bring it.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: And so when I saw the full movie later on in my life, and I want
Speaker:Speaker: to say I rented it in college, and that was really the first
Speaker:Speaker: time I saw it in its full glory.
Speaker:Speaker: I was a little shocked.
Speaker:Speaker: You had no idea.
Speaker:Speaker: I had no idea.
Speaker:Speaker: And then immediately loved it, but was also just kind of
Speaker:Speaker: clutching my pearls a little bit at the violence of it, because
Speaker:Speaker: did not realize that he hit Apollonia a few times, did not
Speaker:Speaker: realize of the B storyline of the abusive family dynamic and
Speaker:Speaker: dysfunctional between kid, father and mother.
Speaker:Speaker: And it was just kind of
Speaker:Speaker: shocking, actually, how deep the
Speaker:Speaker: film was.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I, I struggle to
Speaker:Speaker: call the film deep, but, but,
Speaker:Speaker: but, but but the themes are
Speaker:Speaker: deep.
Speaker:Speaker: They attempt to be deep, right?
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, it's hard to I mean, we
Speaker:Speaker: can talk about the criminality
Speaker:Speaker: of some of the acting in the
Speaker:Speaker: film, but, uh, it's but but I
Speaker:Speaker: think that that kind of
Speaker:Speaker: distracted from the emotional
Speaker:Speaker: weight that a topic like that
Speaker:Speaker: should carry.
Speaker:Speaker: It is a very real topic.
Speaker:Speaker: It was shocking.
Speaker:Speaker: It is shocking in parts, I
Speaker:Speaker: think, but mostly because a
Speaker:Speaker: beloved artist is doing it
Speaker:Speaker: right.
Speaker:Speaker: And that is where I was just like, oh my God, I don't want to
Speaker:Speaker: think about Prince in this way.
Speaker:Speaker: Right.
Speaker:Speaker: So, so yeah, I think that, uh.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: It's trying, it's trying.
Speaker:Speaker: I like the idea that you have this nameless family that just
Speaker:Speaker: kid, mother, father.
Speaker:Speaker: And they're just supposed to
Speaker:Speaker: kind of represent any family
Speaker:Speaker: that's going through this cycle
Speaker:Speaker: of trauma.
Speaker:Speaker: And I kind of thought that that was making a statement.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: It does.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, the fact that there's only like three actors in the film
Speaker:Speaker: that does show.
Speaker:Speaker: How are you using the term actor.
Speaker:Speaker: All right.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean Clarence.
Speaker:Speaker: Clarence Williams.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Legit.
Speaker:Speaker: Legit.
Speaker:Speaker: He's a legit actor.
Speaker:Speaker: Uh, the woman that played his mother, uh, also a legit actor.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, uh, I you we can stop.
Speaker:Speaker: We can stop there.
Speaker:Speaker: We can stop there.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, I think Prince does a
Speaker:Speaker: great job, and this is
Speaker:Speaker: definitely his first time out,
Speaker:Speaker: but I think he does an admirable
Speaker:Speaker: job.
Speaker:Speaker: He's playing himself very, very well.
Speaker:Speaker: True.
Speaker:Speaker: Right.
Speaker:Speaker: Um. And then I am going to stop speaking.
Speaker:Speaker: And that is the end of my sentence.
Speaker:Speaker: I have nothing else to add to this conversation, other than
Speaker:Speaker: the fact that I do love Morris Day, and Jerome and I enjoyed
Speaker:Speaker: their little dynamic, but that does not make them great actors.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, no. I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker:Speaker: They were just so over the top
Speaker:Speaker: that it's like, I don't even
Speaker:Speaker: know if it qualifies as acting,
Speaker:Speaker: really.
Speaker:Speaker: It's just kind of them being
Speaker:Speaker: once again, it's like them being
Speaker:Speaker: themselves.
Speaker:Speaker: You know, it's like this is their persona.
Speaker:Speaker: And they were just like, here is a playground.
Speaker:Speaker: Go and play.
Speaker:Speaker: And they did.
Speaker:Speaker: I think that and Morris Day has come out and said this, that
Speaker:Speaker: clearly their performances were fueled by cocaine.
Speaker:Speaker: You can tell.
Speaker:Speaker: And it was kind of obvious when you see it.
Speaker:Speaker: And yeah, maybe not Jerome as much, but definitely Morris as
Speaker:Speaker: Daniel LaRusso would say, hey, it's the eighties.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Why not?
Speaker:Speaker: Show me a film that wasn't fueled by cocaine back then.
Speaker:Speaker: All right.
Speaker:Speaker: Shall we?
Speaker:Speaker: Shall we mosey on over into crimes?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker:Speaker: Would you like to lead the way?
Speaker:Speaker: Sure.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, I'll kick it off.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, there's some obvious ones.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: And then we'll finish off with some.
Speaker:Speaker: With some homemade ones?
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: Some less.
Speaker:Speaker: Some lesser crimes.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: If you want to call them that.
Speaker:Speaker: Sure.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, the first one, the most
Speaker:Speaker: obvious one we've already kind
Speaker:Speaker: of dug into this one is, um,
Speaker:Speaker: domestic violence.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, so this happens on a couple of different fronts from
Speaker:Speaker: a domestic violence perspective.
Speaker:Speaker: Right?
Speaker:Speaker: There's violence on women in other scenarios.
Speaker:Speaker: One notable scenario, I don't
Speaker:Speaker: know if I'd call it DV, but, um,
Speaker:Speaker: first of all, we have, uh,
Speaker:Speaker: Prince's father, um, hitting his
Speaker:Speaker: mother.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, the only times like that, we see them together.
Speaker:Speaker: He is just beating her like he walks in.
Speaker:Speaker: And Clarence Williams the third is just, like, shaking her and
Speaker:Speaker: slapping her, and her mother's crying and yelling, and, um,
Speaker:Speaker: Prince gets knocked around by his father trying to protect his
Speaker:Speaker: mother at one point.
Speaker:Speaker: That is just they establish that
Speaker:Speaker: that is just normal, that he is
Speaker:Speaker: going home.
Speaker:Speaker: He doesn't want to go in, but he knows he has to.
Speaker:Speaker: He hears his mother being threatened and he he wants to go
Speaker:Speaker: and help her.
Speaker:Speaker: But, you know, little five foot four Prince isn't much match for
Speaker:Speaker: Clarence Williams the third.
Speaker:Speaker: And and and you see that?
Speaker:Speaker: And you notice that this is just
Speaker:Speaker: a normal part of his life, which
Speaker:Speaker: also segues into Prince's own
Speaker:Speaker: abuse, which Aaron hit on
Speaker:Speaker: earlier.
Speaker:Speaker: You know, like the the cycle of domestic abuse.
Speaker:Speaker: He hits Apollonia when she says she's going to join Morris's
Speaker:Speaker: group, and she buys him a guitar to sweeten it, because I think
Speaker:Speaker: she knows that he's not gonna like it, but he hits her and
Speaker:Speaker: it's shocking when it happens.
Speaker:Speaker: I remember seeing that for the first time in, um, when I was a
Speaker:Speaker: kid and watching it at home, and I was just like, oh, man, like
Speaker:Speaker: Prince just hit a woman.
Speaker:Speaker: So that happens a couple of times.
Speaker:Speaker: It happens another time when Apollonia is out drinking after
Speaker:Speaker: her show and, um, she's with Morris and Prince finds her and
Speaker:Speaker: he kind of sideswipes Morris with his bike, and he and
Speaker:Speaker: Apollonia get into a struggle.
Speaker:Speaker: He knocks her to the ground, almost backhands her again.
Speaker:Speaker: It's all bad.
Speaker:Speaker: It's all very, very bad.
Speaker:Speaker: Shocking shit.
Speaker:Speaker: You can tell that he does not want to hit her.
Speaker:Speaker: He realizes it and then he backs away.
Speaker:Speaker: But no excuses here.
Speaker:Speaker: It's just bad all the way around.
Speaker:Speaker: Aaron, anything to add?
Speaker:Speaker: Um, yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: I had the two counts of assault
Speaker:Speaker: against, uh, the kid for hitting
Speaker:Speaker: Apollonia.
Speaker:Speaker: One count of assault against Jerome.
Speaker:Speaker: For throwing a woman on a dumpster.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: That was my just plain assault crime.
Speaker:Speaker: That's an assault crime.
Speaker:Speaker: He put her in a a dumpster.
Speaker:Speaker: He literally dumpster picked her up and threw this poor woman
Speaker:Speaker: into a dumpster like she was an old, useless mannequin.
Speaker:Speaker: The four counts of assault
Speaker:Speaker: against father for beating
Speaker:Speaker: mother.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, one count of an illegal discharge of a firearm from
Speaker:Speaker: father wasn't illegal.
Speaker:Speaker: Is that illegal to use it against yourself?
Speaker:Speaker: You know what?
Speaker:Speaker: I'm not so familiar with
Speaker:Speaker: Minneapolis firearm laws, but I
Speaker:Speaker: can only assume because police
Speaker:Speaker: showed up.
Speaker:Speaker: Well, they showed up because he was.
Speaker:Speaker: He had shot himself in the head.
Speaker:Speaker: Let's kind of count it.
Speaker:Speaker: It's a light.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Maybe it's a ticket.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, it's a ticket.
Speaker:Speaker: No, it's like, don't do that again, sir.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, don't do that again.
Speaker:Speaker: But there was a chalk outline too on the ground, which, I
Speaker:Speaker: mean, do you want to do you know the story behind that?
Speaker:Speaker: Uh oh.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: So originally he died.
Speaker:Speaker: That's why there's that's why
Speaker:Speaker: there's a chalk outline on the
Speaker:Speaker: ground.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: And they took it out of the film because they were like, oh,
Speaker:Speaker: that's way too dark.
Speaker:Speaker: As if shooting yourself in the head is not because.
Speaker:Speaker: But they originally had star eighty come out earlier that
Speaker:Speaker: year, the studio and that already had a murder suicide as
Speaker:Speaker: the ending of that film, which was based on a true story.
Speaker:Speaker: So they didn't want to have two films come out that both ended
Speaker:Speaker: in a in a murder suicide.
Speaker:Speaker: So they changed the ending of this film, right?
Speaker:Speaker: But they still show the chalk outline, which is interesting.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, because usually that just means you're dead, right?
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: All right.
Speaker:Speaker: That's what I thought I don't do they still do those I don't
Speaker:Speaker: know, I have no idea.
Speaker:Speaker: Was that just like an eighties thing?
Speaker:Speaker: Just I don't like what's the I
Speaker:Speaker: don't know, I mean, I've only
Speaker:Speaker: ever seen it either as like, a
Speaker:Speaker: dramatic to make a dramatic
Speaker:Speaker: point or to make a comedic
Speaker:Speaker: point.
Speaker:Speaker: Right.
Speaker:Speaker: This one is meant to be dramatic, I believe.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: So.
Speaker:Speaker: So.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Discharging the firearm, that's another one.
Speaker:Speaker: What other do we know?
Speaker:Speaker: Any other like crime crimes.
Speaker:Speaker: Destruction of property.
Speaker:Speaker: When kid destroys the entire basement.
Speaker:Speaker: Because that wasn't his basement.
Speaker:Speaker: It was his parent's basement.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: And all the jarred goods.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, like he literally destroyed, like, two years worth
Speaker:Speaker: of pickled yams and.
Speaker:Speaker: And stewed tomatoes.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, those are perfectly good stewed tomatoes.
Speaker:Speaker: A bike, like, literally stuff that these.
Speaker:Speaker: I don't see Clarence Williams ever getting on that bike.
Speaker:Speaker: And the dolls.
Speaker:Speaker: The dolls just got smashed.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Jesus.
Speaker:Speaker: We'll get to the dolls.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, a few lesser crimes, and
Speaker:Speaker: we're going to go back and forth
Speaker:Speaker: on these.
Speaker:Speaker: So, um, invasion of privacy with
Speaker:Speaker: Apollonia and kid watching kid's
Speaker:Speaker: parents make out was kind of
Speaker:Speaker: creepy.
Speaker:Speaker: That's kind of gross.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, who wants to do that?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, that's like the first red flag kind of.
Speaker:Speaker: Right.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like, why are we doing this?
Speaker:Speaker: You want to watch my parents make out?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: So they weren't always hitting each other.
Speaker:Speaker: There was one point where they
Speaker:Speaker: were just making out before,
Speaker:Speaker: like as a prelude to hitting
Speaker:Speaker: each other.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: So there are a series of things
Speaker:Speaker: that Prince does in this film
Speaker:Speaker: that he only gets away with
Speaker:Speaker: because he's Prince and Prince
Speaker:Speaker: is awesome.
Speaker:Speaker: That is one of them.
Speaker:Speaker: But that would be a red flag in any other scenario.
Speaker:Speaker: In any other dating scenario, a
Speaker:Speaker: guy takes you back to his
Speaker:Speaker: parents place where he's renting
Speaker:Speaker: out the basement and says, hey,
Speaker:Speaker: want to watch my parents make
Speaker:Speaker: out?
Speaker:Speaker: Um, theft?
Speaker:Speaker: Uh, Apollonia did skipped out on paying that cab fare.
Speaker:Speaker: She did at the beginning.
Speaker:Speaker: And that was thirty seven dollars and eighty dollars.
Speaker:Speaker: That's like one hundred and fifty dollars today.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, that's a lot of money.
Speaker:Speaker: That poor cabbie.
Speaker:Speaker: She shouldn't have gotten in that cab.
Speaker:Speaker: She didn't know.
Speaker:Speaker: Well, she got away with it, so I guess it's fine.
Speaker:Speaker: What would you like to add to this?
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, so.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, let's let's talk about some fun crimes.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, impersonating a singer.
Speaker:Speaker: Apollonia.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, I'm pretty sure impersonating a celebrity is
Speaker:Speaker: like a crime.
Speaker:Speaker: She's not a celebrity.
Speaker:Speaker: But she certainly was trying to pretend like she could sing.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, and who cares if you're dressed in lingerie and gyrating
Speaker:Speaker: on a stage?
Speaker:Speaker: You really don't need to know how to sing.
Speaker:Speaker: And I think that was Maurice's point, Right.
Speaker:Speaker: This is true.
Speaker:Speaker: It was meant to be vanity, but
Speaker:Speaker: vanity ducked out at the last
Speaker:Speaker: minute.
Speaker:Speaker: So they got in.
Speaker:Speaker: Brought in Apollonia.
Speaker:Speaker: I thought she did a fair job.
Speaker:Speaker: She's for what was in front of her.
Speaker:Speaker: You know, it's like.
Speaker:Speaker: Sure, sex shooter is not, you know, some kind of like.
Speaker:Speaker: It's not a classic.
Speaker:Speaker: It's not a fucking aria.
Speaker:Speaker: It's, you know, no one's no
Speaker:Speaker: one's asking for it at clubs,
Speaker:Speaker: maybe.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: No, I mean, it's a great karaoke song if you can't sing.
Speaker:Speaker: Sure.
Speaker:Speaker: Awesome.
Speaker:Speaker: You know what?
Speaker:Speaker: I'm going to start adding that to my repertoire.
Speaker:Speaker: I think that we both should.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, maybe we could get a third and do Apollonia six.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: Why?
Speaker:Speaker: They're called Apollonia six.
Speaker:Speaker: I'm still not sure, but whatever.
Speaker:Speaker: Because there's only three of them.
Speaker:Speaker: I'm sure it was Prince's favorite number.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, that makes sense.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker:Speaker: And it sounds better than Apollonia three, I guess.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, and six, like, is kind of
Speaker:Speaker: like sex, which is always on
Speaker:Speaker: Prince's mind back in the
Speaker:Speaker: eighties.
Speaker:Speaker: God bless that man.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, my God, he's so sexy.
Speaker:Speaker: So so good.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Another crime?
Speaker:Speaker: Um. Emotional distress for every child and Prince fan under the
Speaker:Speaker: age of fifteen that begged their parents to go see this movie and
Speaker:Speaker: then had to sit through that very graphic and hot sex scene.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh my God, Prince literally went to the director and like, no,
Speaker:Speaker: we're gonna fuck.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, we're gonna get like.
Speaker:Speaker: And he's like, well, I can't show the fucking part.
Speaker:Speaker: He's like, well, then show the
Speaker:Speaker: part where I'm massaging her
Speaker:Speaker: clitoris, please.
Speaker:Speaker: So I remember we went to we went to go see this at Cinespia and
Speaker:Speaker: we bought another friend with us who had never seen this film.
Speaker:Speaker: And I remember hearing her audibly gasp when that, when
Speaker:Speaker: that scene came on.
Speaker:Speaker: And I don't blame her at all.
Speaker:Speaker: No, it's like not pretend touching.
Speaker:Speaker: It is full on like it's he's doing it.
Speaker:Speaker: That entire cemetery during that
Speaker:Speaker: scene gasped and like was like,
Speaker:Speaker: oh my god, more so than the
Speaker:Speaker: concert scenes.
Speaker:Speaker: I didn't because it was like literally the hundredth time
Speaker:Speaker: I've seen this movie.
Speaker:Speaker: And so I knew it was coming.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: Sorry.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes yes yes yes and more.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, so that to this day I think
Speaker:Speaker: that that's like one of the most
Speaker:Speaker: sexual scenes I've ever seen,
Speaker:Speaker: like without like reenacting
Speaker:Speaker: penetration.
Speaker:Speaker: Right?
Speaker:Speaker: Because everything is kind of like it's just hotter because
Speaker:Speaker: it's just alluded to.
Speaker:Speaker: It's hotter.
Speaker:Speaker: And Prince like, they seem into
Speaker:Speaker: it, like they seem like they're
Speaker:Speaker: loving it.
Speaker:Speaker: He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Speaker:Speaker: He totally knew what he was doing.
Speaker:Speaker: And I think that this was like the part where all women were
Speaker:Speaker: was like, yep, Prince knows what he's doing, right?
Speaker:Speaker: It's just like he knows where everything is.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, as you would imagine with somebody who is that confident
Speaker:Speaker: and that sexual, it's like, yes, he knows where the buttons are.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: He's just a wee little sex elf that God blessed us with and
Speaker:Speaker: like, oh my God, he's so hot.
Speaker:Speaker: It's so hot.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, this is going to be a theme that you're gonna hear a lot of.
Speaker:Speaker: We're just gonna keep on repeating it because, oh, my
Speaker:Speaker: God, a thesaurus.
Speaker:Speaker: I'm about to turn on my air
Speaker:Speaker: conditioner because we just keep
Speaker:Speaker: talking about Prince and his
Speaker:Speaker: hotness.
Speaker:Speaker: God damn.
Speaker:Speaker: Dang.
Speaker:Speaker: Even in the heels, we were blessed.
Speaker:Speaker: We were in the nineties.
Speaker:Speaker: We were blessed for such a long time.
Speaker:Speaker: We really were.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, can I can I do a little bit of counter-programming now?
Speaker:Speaker: Sure.
Speaker:Speaker: Now, we talked about how sexy is another giant red flag for any
Speaker:Speaker: other man, the amount of clowns this man had in his bedroom and
Speaker:Speaker: in his in his green room.
Speaker:Speaker: And the puppet.
Speaker:Speaker: I don't know if you call it a clown, but it's kind of creepy.
Speaker:Speaker: A Harlequin clown masks.
Speaker:Speaker: Harlequin clown masks in the.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, picture it, ladies.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, you go out on a Tinder date, he takes you to his
Speaker:Speaker: parents house where he's renting out the basement once again.
Speaker:Speaker: Red flag next red flag.
Speaker:Speaker: You go down into the basement and it's like a bordello.
Speaker:Speaker: Clown car.
Speaker:Speaker: Fucking like clowns everywhere.
Speaker:Speaker: Porcelain dolls, red fabric, glittery shit.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like, do you stay or do you run?
Speaker:Speaker: Well, neither, because that's
Speaker:Speaker: clearly where you're going to
Speaker:Speaker: die.
Speaker:Speaker: Like if you try to run, like, some sort of mechanism is going
Speaker:Speaker: to come out and cut your Achilles heel and stop you from
Speaker:Speaker: escaping like one of his favorite piano chords.
Speaker:Speaker: That's like a tripwire.
Speaker:Speaker: Like it's it's you're lucky if you're crawling out of that
Speaker:Speaker: basement like it is.
Speaker:Speaker: That is not any good vibes.
Speaker:Speaker: Unless you are Prince.
Speaker:Speaker: At some point you are going to wake up in a corner of that room
Speaker:Speaker: wearing a ruffled collar and like some sort of clown mask.
Speaker:Speaker: And that is your fate for the rest of your short, short life.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, you become a clown.
Speaker:Speaker: You become like one of the
Speaker:Speaker: clowns sitting on a chair in the
Speaker:Speaker: corner, just like in
Speaker:Speaker: Poltergeist.
Speaker:Speaker: But you're like life size now.
Speaker:Speaker: I want to think that they did it
Speaker:Speaker: as character development to
Speaker:Speaker: explain his clothing choices,
Speaker:Speaker: because it was the eighties and
Speaker:Speaker: he was kind of out there, and
Speaker:Speaker: they needed a way to explain his
Speaker:Speaker: clothing choices.
Speaker:Speaker: But all that tells me is that he
Speaker:Speaker: went to the Renaissance fair,
Speaker:Speaker: but it doesn't really explain
Speaker:Speaker: anything.
Speaker:Speaker: It just, hey, come over to my house.
Speaker:Speaker: I live with my parents.
Speaker:Speaker: Let's watch them fuck, and then
Speaker:Speaker: and then go to my clown filled
Speaker:Speaker: basement.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, no. Like the only thing that makes that basement hot is
Speaker:Speaker: the fact that Prince is in it.
Speaker:Speaker: And that's it.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, every other signal is a
Speaker:Speaker: signal to run for your fucking
Speaker:Speaker: life.
Speaker:Speaker: So, yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Clowns.
Speaker:Speaker: Crime.
Speaker:Speaker: Sorry.
Speaker:Speaker: It was, but then, you know,
Speaker:Speaker: he'll finger you on his, like,
Speaker:Speaker: princess bed.
Speaker:Speaker: It's all good.
Speaker:Speaker: Wow.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: This.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: This is an R rated.
Speaker:Speaker: This is more R-rated than Purple Rain.
Speaker:Speaker: Almost.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, but I'm into it.
Speaker:Speaker: Let's keep talking.
Speaker:Speaker: One of my good crimes.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, speaking of which, is that Prince is, like, so sexual.
Speaker:Speaker: It's criminal.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, he's like, he's like a new a new category of sexual being.
Speaker:Speaker: Again, I think at this point and
Speaker:Speaker: then continuing on for most of
Speaker:Speaker: his career, Prince, until he
Speaker:Speaker: found God, he painted himself as
Speaker:Speaker: almost like a pseudo sexual
Speaker:Speaker: fantasy creature, um, because he
Speaker:Speaker: always had pictures of him with,
Speaker:Speaker: like, prancing ponies and
Speaker:Speaker: pegasuses and purple like
Speaker:Speaker: dreamscapes.
Speaker:Speaker: And he's always nude or like,
Speaker:Speaker: alluded to the fact that he was
Speaker:Speaker: like, offering to take fans to
Speaker:Speaker: bed.
Speaker:Speaker: And it worked.
Speaker:Speaker: It was great.
Speaker:Speaker: It totally.
Speaker:Speaker: There's no one else that would
Speaker:Speaker: have worked with, but it worked
Speaker:Speaker: for him.
Speaker:Speaker: It totally worked for him.
Speaker:Speaker: And you know what?
Speaker:Speaker: Even beyond, like, even after he was kind of like he went into
Speaker:Speaker: his Jehovah's Witness phase, like, do you remember, like, the
Speaker:Speaker: Super Bowl performance?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like one of the best Super Bowl performances of all time
Speaker:Speaker: and like but okay, so it starts raining, which is just amazing.
Speaker:Speaker: And the silhouette of him with like the against the fabric and
Speaker:Speaker: he turns around and he's like using that guitar, I'm sorry, in
Speaker:Speaker: a very phallic way.
Speaker:Speaker: And it was very non-innocent and
Speaker:Speaker: everybody knew exactly what he
Speaker:Speaker: was doing.
Speaker:Speaker: He snuck one in for us, he snuck one in for the early fans, and I
Speaker:Speaker: was there for it.
Speaker:Speaker: When was he?
Speaker:Speaker: When did he go all in with his religion?
Speaker:Speaker: I don't know the exact year like it was after the yellow suit.
Speaker:Speaker: After the yellow suit?
Speaker:Speaker: It was after cream, for sure.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, I think it was after.
Speaker:Speaker: I think it was like, ah, I want to say mid nineties.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, I would probably peg it at.
Speaker:Speaker: Sorry, Peg.
Speaker:Speaker: Anyways, we're just talking about sex too much.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, I think it was mid mid nineties, mid to late nineties.
Speaker:Speaker: We can check we can look that up though.
Speaker:Speaker: That's why I think it was so
Speaker:Speaker: surprising during the Super
Speaker:Speaker: Bowl.
Speaker:Speaker: When he did that I was kind of like, all right, thank you.
Speaker:Speaker: Thank you for giving us that
Speaker:Speaker: little morsel, morsel of
Speaker:Speaker: sexuality.
Speaker:Speaker: I'm here for it.
Speaker:Speaker: And I'm sorry, but nobody stopped thinking about him as a
Speaker:Speaker: sexual person even after he became a Christian.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like it's just impossible.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: He stopped performing his, like, sexual songs and most of his
Speaker:Speaker: dirty songs in concert, but they're remembered fondly.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: I remember when I went to go see him at the forum.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, God.
Speaker:Speaker: Forever.
Speaker:Speaker: It was like twenty one nights in Los Angeles.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes, I did that as well.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, he had a small residency in Los Angeles at the forum, and
Speaker:Speaker: they were all every show he performed at was magical.
Speaker:Speaker: It was one of the best musical performances I've ever seen in
Speaker:Speaker: my entire life.
Speaker:Speaker: And you weren't allowed to bring your phone in?
Speaker:Speaker: Uh, yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Very strict.
Speaker:Speaker: And you didn't know who the opening act was or.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Or you didn't know who?
Speaker:Speaker: His special guest.
Speaker:Speaker: He always had, like, a special, special guest, right?
Speaker:Speaker: Mine was Chaka Khan.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, we got Maceo, the sax player.
Speaker:Speaker: But it was fine.
Speaker:Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker:Speaker: It was still Prince on stage.
Speaker:Speaker: But what was funny is that he
Speaker:Speaker: would pretend to start playing
Speaker:Speaker: Darling Nikki and he'd be like,
Speaker:Speaker: no, no, no. And it's like, dang
Speaker:Speaker: it.
Speaker:Speaker: He knew what he was doing.
Speaker:Speaker: He knew what he was doing.
Speaker:Speaker: He wanted us.
Speaker:Speaker: He wanted us to remember darling Nikki without playing it for us.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: One of the crimes of this movie.
Speaker:Speaker: And I'm just gonna throw this out there, is the fact that he
Speaker:Speaker: performs darling Nikki, and everybody in this movie is
Speaker:Speaker: bummed about it.
Speaker:Speaker: And that is a crime that is, like, the most unrealistic part
Speaker:Speaker: of the movie to me.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Because it's during the part of the movie where he's supposed to
Speaker:Speaker: be entering his dark phase because he's supposedly lost his
Speaker:Speaker: love and his career is on a weird track, and it's just
Speaker:Speaker: supposed to be lost in his own thoughts and everything seems to
Speaker:Speaker: be slipping away.
Speaker:Speaker: So he's his music is supposed to be reflecting that.
Speaker:Speaker: And so he gets on stage and he's
Speaker:Speaker: wearing the sex mask and he's
Speaker:Speaker: shirtless and he's performing
Speaker:Speaker: Darling Nikki.
Speaker:Speaker: This is a great performance of that song.
Speaker:Speaker: It is so good.
Speaker:Speaker: And people in that audience do not realize how lucky they are
Speaker:Speaker: to see this.
Speaker:Speaker: Everybody looks bummed.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like why?
Speaker:Speaker: That was like one of the things
Speaker:Speaker: I never understood too, about
Speaker:Speaker: this.
Speaker:Speaker: It was like the the club boss or whatever his name is, right?
Speaker:Speaker: He was always just like, what's up with this one song?
Speaker:Speaker: Shit.
Speaker:Speaker: And he would like, just totally, like, curse Prince out after,
Speaker:Speaker: like, killing it on stage.
Speaker:Speaker: It's just like.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like, yeah, you suck.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like telling, like Barack Obama.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like you suck at speeches, you know?
Speaker:Speaker: It's just like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker:Speaker: And it's like, no, nobody's going to tell them that.
Speaker:Speaker: No, nobody's going to say that.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, there was that scene where
Speaker:Speaker: Prince is playing guitar, and
Speaker:Speaker: then I think it was Wendy got on
Speaker:Speaker: her knees and started mimicking
Speaker:Speaker: oral sex.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: It was a great performance.
Speaker:Speaker: Great performance.
Speaker:Speaker: Such a good performance.
Speaker:Speaker: And everybody's super like upset about it.
Speaker:Speaker: And I'm like all of you have terrible taste.
Speaker:Speaker: Speaking of which, can I just for a second.
Speaker:Speaker: Speaking of performances, the best performance in this movie.
Speaker:Speaker: Wendy.
Speaker:Speaker: She's good.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, sure.
Speaker:Speaker: Everybody else.
Speaker:Speaker: Well, I mean, I'm not gonna say because I love Prince, but
Speaker:Speaker: everybody else, I don't think it was a performance.
Speaker:Speaker: I think she was really pissed off at the way Prince treated
Speaker:Speaker: her, because I think that he actually treated her that way.
Speaker:Speaker: Well, you know what?
Speaker:Speaker: She.
Speaker:Speaker: They captured it on camera.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Beautifully.
Speaker:Speaker: She was great.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, she was fantastic.
Speaker:Speaker: I just want to give her a little gold star.
Speaker:Speaker: Just a little bit.
Speaker:Speaker: Sprinkle in.
Speaker:Speaker: Sprinkle in a little positivity
Speaker:Speaker: while we're talking about the
Speaker:Speaker: crimes.
Speaker:Speaker: Wendy, you did good.
Speaker:Speaker: You did good, Wendy.
Speaker:Speaker: You brought you.
Speaker:Speaker: You really lived in the moment.
Speaker:Speaker: You made it real for me.
Speaker:Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker:Speaker: Gold star.
Speaker:Speaker: Gold star.
Speaker:Speaker: All right, we can get back to it.
Speaker:Speaker: All right.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, so we talked a little bit.
Speaker:Speaker: Why?
Speaker:Speaker: We cherish it.
Speaker:Speaker: We cherish it because of the soundtrack.
Speaker:Speaker: We cherish it because of Prince.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Uh, let's talk a little bit about Morris Day.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, you're saying that through gritted teeth?
Speaker:Speaker: No. It's fine.
Speaker:Speaker: You know more.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay, let's talk about Morris.
Speaker:Speaker: I love Morris.
Speaker:Speaker: I don't know if this is going to be if this is where we split.
Speaker:Speaker: No no no no. It's not, it's not, it's not.
Speaker:Speaker: I love Morris, too.
Speaker:Speaker: It's I don't know why.
Speaker:Speaker: It's it's just difficult for me to articulate my feelings for
Speaker:Speaker: Morris in this film.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, he's obviously comic relief.
Speaker:Speaker: Yes, he is completely over the top, which is fine.
Speaker:Speaker: That's just.
Speaker:Speaker: That's the job that they gave him.
Speaker:Speaker: Him and Jerome are just very I
Speaker:Speaker: don't know, they're just a very
Speaker:Speaker: unique.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like, has there ever been
Speaker:Speaker: like another dynamic like this
Speaker:Speaker: in film?
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, they obviously were trying for kind of a Laurel and
Speaker:Speaker: Hardy kind of dynamic there.
Speaker:Speaker: They, they.
Speaker:Speaker: Who's on first?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: They do like a little like they
Speaker:Speaker: do a Abbott and Costello who's
Speaker:Speaker: on first kind of bit there for a
Speaker:Speaker: bit.
Speaker:Speaker: I think that's what they're going for.
Speaker:Speaker: It always blows my mind that he's like twenty five Five in
Speaker:Speaker: this because everybody in this film looks thirty five, but
Speaker:Speaker: they're all in their twenties.
Speaker:Speaker: No. You know what's funny is that, yeah, Apollonia is
Speaker:Speaker: supposed to be nineteen, right?
Speaker:Speaker: And she looks thirty six like a fabulous thirty six.
Speaker:Speaker: But still, she's also like
Speaker:Speaker: twenty four, I think in real
Speaker:Speaker: life, probably.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, still like.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, like people age differently back then, man.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, you know, what's funny
Speaker:Speaker: is that Jerome, like, if you
Speaker:Speaker: take him out of the suit and you
Speaker:Speaker: put him like, you know, like a
Speaker:Speaker: northwestern hoodie or
Speaker:Speaker: something, he looks like a
Speaker:Speaker: college student.
Speaker:Speaker: Like he has, like a baby face.
Speaker:Speaker: Kinda.
Speaker:Speaker: Morris, for some odd reason, I don't know, it's like he's not
Speaker:Speaker: he doesn't look old.
Speaker:Speaker: It's just that I think it's like the the hair, the mustache, the
Speaker:Speaker: mustache, the suit.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, if he shaved off the mustache, he'd probably look
Speaker:Speaker: younger because he's got like.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, those freckles are very youthful and everything too, so
Speaker:Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker:Speaker: I've always been a Morrissey fan.
Speaker:Speaker: I think it was Oak Tree, because I think Oak Tree was such a like
Speaker:Speaker: a catchy song.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, I didn't understand quite
Speaker:Speaker: that they were selling me that
Speaker:Speaker: he was the reason people came to
Speaker:Speaker: the club.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, I was having a hard time trying to buy that, but I liked
Speaker:Speaker: him as the villain.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, he's a great villain.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, he's a great villain.
Speaker:Speaker: He's laughable.
Speaker:Speaker: He's not like a serious villain.
Speaker:Speaker: He's like, oh, is he really gonna win?
Speaker:Speaker: I don't think so.
Speaker:Speaker: Right?
Speaker:Speaker: He's got a snazzy assistant who carries around a mirror for him,
Speaker:Speaker: which is kind of cool.
Speaker:Speaker: But I mean, if we're talking
Speaker:Speaker: about going toe to toe
Speaker:Speaker: performance for performance, I
Speaker:Speaker: mean, obviously Prince is the
Speaker:Speaker: draw.
Speaker:Speaker: So the fact that Prince is like, struggling to, to get respect is
Speaker:Speaker: one of the moments.
Speaker:Speaker: Well, one of the things about the film that just doesn't
Speaker:Speaker: compute, he just blew.
Speaker:Speaker: I think also that he has like Morris has just some of the best
Speaker:Speaker: lines, like he just has like, you should come to my house.
Speaker:Speaker: It is so exciting.
Speaker:Speaker: He has a brass waterbed.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: I kind of want to go to your house.
Speaker:Speaker: Your house?
Speaker:Speaker: I just want to see a brass waterbed.
Speaker:Speaker: To be honest with you, I don't
Speaker:Speaker: want to get anywhere near it,
Speaker:Speaker: though.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, he has a he has like
Speaker:Speaker: Italian chefs, like, okay, okay,
Speaker:Speaker: here's here's the thing that's
Speaker:Speaker: funny about about Morris Day
Speaker:Speaker: versus Prince.
Speaker:Speaker: They are both kind of skirting that masculine feminine line.
Speaker:Speaker: Right.
Speaker:Speaker: They're both kind of going for that same kind of vibe.
Speaker:Speaker: But for some odd reason, I can't
Speaker:Speaker: imagine Prince is so much better
Speaker:Speaker: in bed.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, I can't imagine Morris with anybody other than Jerome.
Speaker:Speaker: That's so true.
Speaker:Speaker: But he really is, like, very
Speaker:Speaker: masculine, though, like Hugh
Speaker:Speaker: Morris.
Speaker:Speaker: Morris.
Speaker:Speaker: What?
Speaker:Speaker: He is like.
Speaker:Speaker: No, I mean, he's throwing women in dumpsters.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, that's not masculine, though.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, he's throwing women in
Speaker:Speaker: dumpsters, but like, the way
Speaker:Speaker: that he like his like, he's very
Speaker:Speaker: vain.
Speaker:Speaker: Right?
Speaker:Speaker: Which gives him kind of, like, more of, like a feminine, kind
Speaker:Speaker: of like aura.
Speaker:Speaker: Sorry.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, like, in actuality, I mean, in real life.
Speaker:Speaker: In real life Morris days.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, I don't I'm not even talking about Morris Day.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, do you think.
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: What about.
Speaker:Speaker: What about in movie Morris Day in purple Rain.
Speaker:Speaker: Morris day.
Speaker:Speaker: Rainforest again, not knowing
Speaker:Speaker: but Jerome like, yeah, I can't
Speaker:Speaker: like I can't even picture it,
Speaker:Speaker: but whatever.
Speaker:Speaker: It's fine.
Speaker:Speaker: But women seem to flock to him
Speaker:Speaker: like or just women in
Speaker:Speaker: Minneapolis are just really fame
Speaker:Speaker: crazy.
Speaker:Speaker: Maybe.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, yeah, yeah, it just he doesn't give off the same like,
Speaker:Speaker: sexual energy that Prince does.
Speaker:Speaker: There's just something very, very, very special and
Speaker:Speaker: particular about it.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, I think it's the metallic suits.
Speaker:Speaker: It looks like if he was to run
Speaker:Speaker: very, very fast, it would cause
Speaker:Speaker: a fire.
Speaker:Speaker: Maybe that's a talent, I don't know.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, I do like Clarence Williams performance in this.
Speaker:Speaker: It is very.
Speaker:Speaker: It is the most intense part of this entire movie.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, it is like.
Speaker:Speaker: Like because he just looks.
Speaker:Speaker: He looks out of his mind.
Speaker:Speaker: He looks out of his mind, like, either.
Speaker:Speaker: Like he's totally wasted.
Speaker:Speaker: His.
Speaker:Speaker: His eyes are always bloodshot.
Speaker:Speaker: There's no humor in it.
Speaker:Speaker: There isn't any levity at all in his performance.
Speaker:Speaker: He's not endearing in any way, and I think, like many people at
Speaker:Speaker: this point, mostly knew him as link from Mod Squad, where he
Speaker:Speaker: was very endearing.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, and modern audiences mostly
Speaker:Speaker: know him from tales from the
Speaker:Speaker: hood.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: Where he is the over the top and very very endearing like host.
Speaker:Speaker: So.
Speaker:Speaker: Right.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: And so uh, Mr. Sims that was the
Speaker:Speaker: name Mr. Sims from tales from
Speaker:Speaker: the hood.
Speaker:Speaker: But, uh, yeah, but he's, he
Speaker:Speaker: brings gravitas, I guess, to
Speaker:Speaker: this film.
Speaker:Speaker: Absolutely.
Speaker:Speaker: One of the few actual actors.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, he is like, wait, who else?
Speaker:Speaker: Was there anybody else?
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, the wife.
Speaker:Speaker: The wife.
Speaker:Speaker: Uh, Olga.
Speaker:Speaker: I can't wait I haven't yeah I have it.
Speaker:Speaker: Her name is Olga Karlatos.
Speaker:Speaker: Yep.
Speaker:Speaker: Karlatos.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: But she's given so, so minimal.
Speaker:Speaker: I don't know if she had a larger role in a different cut.
Speaker:Speaker: She basically had one line, and
Speaker:Speaker: it was like, you're crazy, and
Speaker:Speaker: that's it.
Speaker:Speaker: They didn't give her a lot to do.
Speaker:Speaker: They didn't give her a lot to do.
Speaker:Speaker: She's crying.
Speaker:Speaker: She's being shaken.
Speaker:Speaker: And she's saying that line, right.
Speaker:Speaker: She can take a hit.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like not it's they.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Not, not.
Speaker:Speaker: Didn't give her the most to do I
Speaker:Speaker: wish I wish we could have like
Speaker:Speaker: gotten more sentences out of her
Speaker:Speaker: or something.
Speaker:Speaker: Like maybe like a moment between
Speaker:Speaker: her and Prince about like why do
Speaker:Speaker: you put up with or something,
Speaker:Speaker: you know?
Speaker:Speaker: I don't know, maybe it was cut.
Speaker:Speaker: I have no idea.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, the other reason why you might cherish it.
Speaker:Speaker: Do you have other reasons?
Speaker:Speaker: Um, I have, like, a few more.
Speaker:Speaker: Are we in the truck or cherish?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah, I believe so.
Speaker:Speaker: We're still chatting about it.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, why do we enjoy this?
Speaker:Speaker: Okay.
Speaker:Speaker: Um, I mean, look, it is a ninety
Speaker:Speaker: minute marketing material,
Speaker:Speaker: concert film for Purple Rain,
Speaker:Speaker: and that is all it fucking needs
Speaker:Speaker: to be.
Speaker:Speaker: Like the fact that they sprinkled in story.
Speaker:Speaker: Fine.
Speaker:Speaker: But it is exhilarating watching this film.
Speaker:Speaker: It is exhilarating watching
Speaker:Speaker: Prince perform on stage If you
Speaker:Speaker: never got to see him live in
Speaker:Speaker: concert, this is probably the
Speaker:Speaker: next best thing that you're
Speaker:Speaker: gonna get.
Speaker:Speaker: And I still this is still one of my favorite albums of all time.
Speaker:Speaker: And, uh, it will probably continue to be until the day
Speaker:Speaker: that I die.
Speaker:Speaker: And despite problematic parts, I still love this movie.
Speaker:Speaker: And every single time, every
Speaker:Speaker: year that they say it's going to
Speaker:Speaker: play at Cinespia, I am there for
Speaker:Speaker: it.
Speaker:Speaker: Like the good way outweighs the bad.
Speaker:Speaker: You know, there are so many
Speaker:Speaker: times that this kind of movie
Speaker:Speaker: has been made and it's been so
Speaker:Speaker: fluffy.
Speaker:Speaker: Like basically, both Nickelodeon and Disney prides itself on
Speaker:Speaker: making movies like this, where we're just going to put out a
Speaker:Speaker: fluffy kind of soundtrack that's going to show about why we want
Speaker:Speaker: to be famous, put out a soundtrack, and it's like, it's
Speaker:Speaker: the Miley Cyrus's.
Speaker:Speaker: It's the, you know, that kind of
Speaker:Speaker: we've seen this movie a thousand
Speaker:Speaker: times, but we've never seen this
Speaker:Speaker: movie.
Speaker:Speaker: Right.
Speaker:Speaker: I don't think that it's been recreated since.
Speaker:Speaker: No I don't.
Speaker:Speaker: And honestly, it's just because he's such an electric performer.
Speaker:Speaker: Like, he's he's mesmerizing.
Speaker:Speaker: He is.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like they've tried to do
Speaker:Speaker: biopics and stuff before, but
Speaker:Speaker: they do it like with actual
Speaker:Speaker: actors, like playing other
Speaker:Speaker: musicians.
Speaker:Speaker: And it's usually not the musicians playing themselves.
Speaker:Speaker: And so therefore it's like you
Speaker:Speaker: really don't get the same kind
Speaker:Speaker: of electricity from the
Speaker:Speaker: performances.
Speaker:Speaker: Like the musical performances that is that you do hear.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like the inverse of, like what a biopic is today.
Speaker:Speaker: It's just like you get actors pretending to be musicians, and
Speaker:Speaker: sometimes they're great, sometimes they're not.
Speaker:Speaker: But here, it's like you had a
Speaker:Speaker: musician playing basically
Speaker:Speaker: himself and doing his own music,
Speaker:Speaker: and that just made it just
Speaker:Speaker: incredibly entertaining.
Speaker:Speaker: And just so just like you said, mesmerizing.
Speaker:Speaker: And it's like you just want to
Speaker:Speaker: watch this guy perform all the
Speaker:Speaker: time.
Speaker:Speaker: It's it's just so good.
Speaker:Speaker: There's that moment where kid talks with his father, and he
Speaker:Speaker: realizes that him and his father shared the same fears and had
Speaker:Speaker: the same goals at one point, and that he is deathly scared of
Speaker:Speaker: becoming his father, of failing and living in a shitty house and
Speaker:Speaker: beating his wife and taking out all of his anger and all of his
Speaker:Speaker: fears on a poor woman, and then just creating the cycle and then
Speaker:Speaker: realizing that that's exactly what he's doing.
Speaker:Speaker: Because in the next scene or two
Speaker:Speaker: scenes later, he is hovering
Speaker:Speaker: over Apollonia.
Speaker:Speaker: He's about to hit her and he's shaking.
Speaker:Speaker: And that whole series of events, I feel, sets this movie apart.
Speaker:Speaker: And I it may not do what like have that message successfully,
Speaker:Speaker: but it has a message.
Speaker:Speaker: And whether or not you feel that
Speaker:Speaker: message is successful is up to
Speaker:Speaker: you.
Speaker:Speaker: I feel it is successful.
Speaker:Speaker: You may feel differently, but I enjoy that.
Speaker:Speaker: It is trying to be different in what it is doing, rather than
Speaker:Speaker: just being a movie that is trying to sell a soundtrack?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: No, I mean, plus one to everything that you just said.
Speaker:Speaker: I think also this movie is trying to make it kind of like a
Speaker:Speaker: celebration of music.
Speaker:Speaker: Like music kind of like conquers all.
Speaker:Speaker: Right?
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Because like, Prince obviously is not a fan of his father, but
Speaker:Speaker: he finds his music, right?
Speaker:Speaker: And like, that one song is called Father Song that he finds
Speaker:Speaker: his father playing, which, by the way, fun fact Prince was
Speaker:Speaker: actually playing that.
Speaker:Speaker: And I think his father actually wrote that.
Speaker:Speaker: So beautiful, beautiful song too.
Speaker:Speaker: But the fact that he is able to take the good right and like,
Speaker:Speaker: try to leave the bad behind, it's like, what good can I take
Speaker:Speaker: from, like, my father and carry on with me, but leave the rest
Speaker:Speaker: of the stuff?
Speaker:Speaker: And I think that's like the big
Speaker:Speaker: challenge for him in the movie,
Speaker:Speaker: right?
Speaker:Speaker: It's like, how do I not become my father but still retain, like
Speaker:Speaker: the good things that could come out of this man, right?
Speaker:Speaker: And at the end, Apollonia kind of forgives him.
Speaker:Speaker: Seems like after he does a killer set, you know, and
Speaker:Speaker: because music conquers all.
Speaker:Speaker: Now, do I agree with that?
Speaker:Speaker: Do I think that she should stick around and see what happens?
Speaker:Speaker: Probably not, because men who abuse typically don't just snap
Speaker:Speaker: out of it after they, you know, have a great night on stage so
Speaker:Speaker: that that part still kind of bothers me a little bit.
Speaker:Speaker: But, um, but I think that what it is trying to say is just
Speaker:Speaker: like, you know, how do we move on from kind of like the
Speaker:Speaker: legacies of our parents?
Speaker:Speaker: How do we find the good that we can carry on, you know, in spite
Speaker:Speaker: of their faults?
Speaker:Speaker: And also it's saying something about music.
Speaker:Speaker: It's saying something that, like
Speaker:Speaker: music can be transformative and
Speaker:Speaker: it can move people and it can
Speaker:Speaker: erase trauma, you know, and that
Speaker:Speaker: message I think is, is kind of
Speaker:Speaker: cool.
Speaker:Speaker: Does it manifest itself perfectly?
Speaker:Speaker: No. But I do think that that is
Speaker:Speaker: a cool message that's trying to
Speaker:Speaker: send.
Speaker:Speaker: In the end, he does redeem himself because he has been
Speaker:Speaker: treating Wendy and and Lisa so badly throughout most of the
Speaker:Speaker: film that when he does finally play their song and writes
Speaker:Speaker: lyrics for it and performs it and moves the entire crowd.
Speaker:Speaker: It's just this lovely, heartbreaking moment where it's
Speaker:Speaker: a tribute to his father.
Speaker:Speaker: It's a tribute to his mother.
Speaker:Speaker: It's a tribute to his band and his band mates that he have put
Speaker:Speaker: through so much, including an impromptu puppet show.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh, I mean, some things can't be forgiven, but.
Speaker:Speaker: Damn.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: It's just, you know, and and he sings this song of forgiveness
Speaker:Speaker: in a way.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: I mean, and you can, like, see
Speaker:Speaker: it in their faces, too, like
Speaker:Speaker: Wendy and Lisa, when he's, like,
Speaker:Speaker: about to play the song, they're
Speaker:Speaker: looking at each other like, oh
Speaker:Speaker: my God, it's actually going to
Speaker:Speaker: happen.
Speaker:Speaker: And it's like such a sweet moment too.
Speaker:Speaker: And that first, that first note, you can't.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like, ah.
Speaker:Speaker: And then he shows off his dance moves and then he.
Speaker:Speaker: And then and then he brings it and then it becomes a party.
Speaker:Speaker: And that's when it became a party at Cinespia, too.
Speaker:Speaker: Like during, um, I would die for you.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: And everybody, just like the four thousand people just stood
Speaker:Speaker: up and just started dancing their butts off.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like we felt it.
Speaker:Speaker: We were, we were we were filled with the spirit.
Speaker:Speaker: We were the prince spirit.
Speaker:Speaker: The prince spirit.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: So, I mean, happy ending, I
Speaker:Speaker: guess for all involved, even or
Speaker:Speaker: even Maurice and Jerome are
Speaker:Speaker: grooving out at the end of the
Speaker:Speaker: movie.
Speaker:Speaker: It's like all is forgiven.
Speaker:Speaker: Everything.
Speaker:Speaker: They.
Speaker:Speaker: They were lifted by Purple Rain, and then they celebrated with
Speaker:Speaker: Prince with his victory of winning over the crowd.
Speaker:Speaker: Mhm.
Speaker:Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker:Speaker: Which is the most important thing.
Speaker:Speaker: Obviously keeping their spot as
Speaker:Speaker: an opening band for Morris Day
Speaker:Speaker: once again.
Speaker:Speaker: We know where our priorities are.
Speaker:Speaker: Um but no I mean end of the day this film I think that there is
Speaker:Speaker: there are more people that love it than hate it still.
Speaker:Speaker: And I think that but but I think that if you're going to show
Speaker:Speaker: this movie to anybody who is uninitiated to Prince or to
Speaker:Speaker: eighties movies in general, they're probably not going to
Speaker:Speaker: like it very much because of the domestic violence and because of
Speaker:Speaker: the misogyny and all that and all those things and the bad
Speaker:Speaker: dubbing, but that's another story for another time.
Speaker:Speaker: I think I can end with my
Speaker:Speaker: favorite quote from letterbox,
Speaker:Speaker: from user Jordan Rowe, who wrote
Speaker:Speaker: a classic case of I know what's
Speaker:Speaker: wrong with this film, but I just
Speaker:Speaker: don't care.
Speaker:Speaker: That is beautifully said, and I
Speaker:Speaker: think a perfect way to end our
Speaker:Speaker: recording right now and our
Speaker:Speaker: podcast.
Speaker:Speaker: Thank you Erin.
Speaker:Speaker: This has been fun.
Speaker:Speaker: Thank you Krissy.
Speaker:Speaker: It has been fun.
Speaker:Speaker: Are we both gonna just go and masturbate to Prince right now?
Speaker:Speaker: I'm not going to say any comments on that.
Speaker:Speaker: You can have the bathroom.
Speaker:Speaker: It's fine.
Speaker:Speaker: Oh. Thank you.
Speaker:Speaker: You're welcome.
Speaker:Speaker: And signing off.
Speaker:Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker:Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker:Speaker: Cinematic.
Speaker:Speaker: Problematic.