Three episodes? Folks, we might have a podcast on our hands. Today our drinkers are talking defense, the starting rotation, and horrible sounding surgeries. Also, Ben and Matthew have their first shouting match. Will Gabe Kapler be serving crow sandwiches? Is "trade bait" a slur? Can you finish a full episode without falling asleep? Listen now to find out!
0:31 - Smooth one, Ben. Smooth one.
1:21 - Matthew is drinking a "Limoncello Mule"
2:34 - Ben is drinking a "Whiskey Sour"
5:06 - Ben is not trying at all
7:01 - The best defense is hitting the snot out of the ball
11:45 - Wilmer and his invisible Technicolor glove
14:30 - Kapler makes a mess with his toys
15:21 - Crow sandwiches for everyone!
17:48 - The defense is gonna be Ruf and Dickerson out there
20:05 - Ablation isn't torture, it just sounds like it
26:50 - Matthew is a cold hearted monster
28:45 - Matthew isn't prepared
31:51 - Madison Bumgarner makes an appearance
34:18 - Positive trade bait, man!
36:30 - The 2013 Astros were not as bad as Ben implies, they only lost 111 games
37:58 - Wow, Ben is really going this time
39:21 - Goodbye, pitchers who rake
41:51 - No one misses loogies
47:19 - Sleep soundly sweet listener, we'll see you next week