West Ham’s own version of the chuckle brothers, Dildos, sorry I mean Davids, Gold, and Sullivan have been at it again, and it could mean that Jose Fonte and Robert Snodgrass will be transferred out and replaced with Ben 10 and Bob the Builder. Plus the Iron's club shop is selling possibly the shittiest Christmas present ever. Quite literally. Elsewhere Sam Allardyce has cancelled Christmas for Everton. Possibly because he is the second coming of the Messiah. And though Wayne Rooney is on a hot streak, the clubs social media team don’t seem to know who he is. All that plus the proudest man in Burnley, and could some big name Amerian rappers be heading for the Premier League? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.