This episode is a special bonus which should have been included at the end of yesterday's story: a poem, written by a Friend Of The Library, with no apologies to Sir Walter Scott: “Samovar” by Altivo Overo.
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You're listening to a special episode of The Voice of Dog.
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Yesterday's story,
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The Library, by Metasys,
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should have been concluded with a little bonus, which unfortunately wasn't included in the episode itself.
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So here's a special bonus episode to make that right.
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A poem written by Altivo Overo,
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with no apologies to Sir Walter Scott,
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called Samovar. O bold Samovar galloped into the West,
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Through all the wide country, that steed was the
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best At brawling,
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at boozing, at schmoozing the mares,
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Even while he avoided commitments and snares.
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A bodhrn he carried, ‘twas strapped by his side, All painted and polished and covered in hide. A flute and a tipper were tucked down inside. To fill out the style of this musical ride,
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He wore a cocked hat,
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and ‘twas green as the grass;
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Mane and tail black as coal and they sparkled like glass.
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Sam rounded the lake and pulled up at the gate
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Of old Netherby’s Pasture and Bar
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but too late. For the filly he fancied had agreed to a mate
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And the nuptials expected now to celebrate.
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He looked round the gathered herd,
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cracking a smile, Saying
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“I’d better join you, at least for a while.
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For though I’ve lost out in the courting I’ll stay And join in the merriment
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just for a day.” Fair Eleanor stood amid flowers and hay.
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As she smiled at Sam’s joke,
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she was seeking a way To avoid any fight for her favor that might Cause injury to her intended
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and fright On her friends
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who had gathered that day for to see Her engagement
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and marriage to bold young McGee.
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Now Mac stood beside her while sharing her glee
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At the wedding and party they hoped soon to see.
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“Well met, Samovar,”
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he proclaimed with a bow.
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“No hard feelings, I hope,
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come between us just now.”
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Mac flourished his hat, but no weapons he had.
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And Samovar’s temper was known to be bad.
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But Sam nodded slyly.
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“I declare I’m not mad,”
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He proclaimed, “You have won,
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I admit, and I’m sad.
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Just give me a cup
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and I’ll offer a toast To your happiness now.”
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Or that was his boast.
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So McGee filled a cup with the sweetest red wine
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And gave it to Sam with his eyes all ashine.
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Sam gave a light nicker
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and tossed back the wine;
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Then he threw it to the ground, said “I’ll not cross that line.
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But let’s have a dance
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for to honor the bride
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And her brave life companion who now stands by her side.”
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He pulled out his whistle
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and started a tune
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That they all might join in by the light of the moon.
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Then Eleanor’s brother, a lively young colt,
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Said “I’ll just get my fiddle,”
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and took off in a bolt.
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Sam looked after him, smiling,
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and nodded his head.
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He was thinking whom he might bring home to his bed.
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Young Cedric returned with his fiddle and bow
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To stand by braw Sam
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with his face all aglow.
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They joined in and merrily the tune it did go.
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The herd soon were dancing and cheering you know.
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The bride and the groom swung around the grand floor
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Forgetting the cares and the worry they bore.
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More musicians joined in
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and a shindig began
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While Cedric and Sam, to the front gate they ran.
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They hoofed down the road at full tilt,
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hand in hand When came cries of shock from behind with the band.
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Both laughed o’er their shoulders
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and turned for a while
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Then kissed as a couple
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and shared a big smile.
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Sam shouted to Eleanor,
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“You’ve found out today,
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The truth of it all is the fact that we’re gay!” O bold Samovar galloped out of the West.