Welcome back to Night School Horror, where we learn that apparently Portland, Oregon loves to Naruto run and Tommy’s Aunt Edna/Gladys keeps breaking damn sticks like she’s auditioning for Pennywise in the remake to National Lampoons Vacation.

This week, Tommy and Sabrina open our doors to a new student Edy (@fieryfinalgirl) to campus as the class spirals into horror obsessions, Halloween Horror Nights hype, and the gloriously unhinged film Weapons. Think Tarantino, voodoo, witchcraft, and just enough gore to make you gag and giggle. The faculty debates if Weapons is horror, thriller, or just a fever dream with body parts and agree that not a single adult here deserves a parent-teacher conference.

So yeah, expect laughs, insights, and applause breaks for carnage.

Do you really want to meet Tommy's Aunt Edna/Gladys? Drop us a 5-star rating, and we’ll send her to your house with her stick collection. (You’ll regret it. But isn’t that why you listen?)