Quincy and Ramsses react so aggressively to it. And that's the funny part.
Quincy:
Facts.
Ramsses:
I wonder why.
Riley:
But you- You threatened my life when I uwu at you so I'm gonna keep doing it.
Ramsses:
Oh my goodness.
Jackson:
(laughter)
Quincy:
What do you mean it is aggressive reaction when I say that I'm going to... slam your head through a table.
Riley:
(laughter) I don't know, man
Quincy:
Yeah, yeah, you! You are the most aggressive person out of me and Ramsses.
Amber:
I will murder all of you!
Riley:
I don't know what you're talking about. Amber...
Quincy:
You said that to Grayson, you said that to Adam.
Riley:
(flashback) I bleached my hair earlier. And it's kind of orange and it's kind of spotty in places, but I don't hate it. It's fun and funky fresh.
Adam:
So you're Donald Trump.
Riley:
I will murder you in cold goddamn blood Adam and I won't feel bad about it.
Adam:
How? My blood is warm.
Riley:
Not after you're dead, it's not.
Adam:
If you microwave it, it is.
Riley:
Okay, I'll just drink it first.
Adam:
You can't, it's cold. You have to warm it up in the microwave.
Riley:
Blood is blood.
Adam:
I wonder what happens when you put a baby in the microwave?
Riley:
It dies?!
Adam:
Nah, it'll just warm up. It'll just warm up!
Quincy:
You wann run by me... You want to run me again...
Ramsses:
Wow.
Quincy:
So... you got anything to say against that, Riley?
Riley:
I mean, no. But, you know, you threaten to like chokeslam me through tables. So like,
Quincy:
Um, you know that meme, right, with Grayson and a lot of other people in Neumont server, right? That says "Yeah, I'm a gamer". Why did we not make a post of gamers?
Grayson:
Oh my gosh, Quincy. You are a genius!
Ramsses:
I thought that was already a thing
Adam:
We're more of a group and now we're gonna just put a name under it.
Wesley:
Don't judge us Adam.
Riley:
I'm gonna shoot myself. God dammit.
Ramsses:
So, umm
Riley:
Unrelated
Grayson:
Whoa, there buckaroo. Shooting yourself isn't the way to go about it.
Adam:
That's illegal. And you can't do that because it's against the law.
Grayson:
That's murder.
Ramsses:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys.
Quincy:
I just need a... an Uzi and I can do like that clip thing that that one person that with the bullet bullet, yup.
Ramsses:
Like, so like I'm sorry, but I'm like- I've been like searching through this for like about 10 minutes.
Riley:
No one's gonna question why I randomly shouted that. Thanks, guys.
Ramsses:
You're welcome. I've been- I've been like- I've been searching over this for like 10 minutes and I'm sorry I'm just obsessed with the fact that a car manufacturer sells... that's part number 1998-500-A
Joey:
What are you talking about?
Wesley:
He's getting parts off the Volkswagens website, leave him alone.
Ramsses:
Yes, yes, it's Volks-
Wesley:
Leave the man alone he has his needs. Leave him be
Ramsses:
I want to make this a cult. So um, so I just- I just want to say right now that wikiHow is just basically that one place you go to for if you have nothing to do and just want- just really want to know and how to badly huff gasoline. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure a cult centered around Roblox Cheating is not going to bring anything good to the table.
Grayson:
Exactly.
Ramsses:
Goodness, am I really gonna pay 20 bucks just to-
Adam:
No, you're not. You're going to look it up on the workshop and see if they had- someone else made an exact duplicate of it for zero money.
Ramsses:
Don't tell me how to use my paycheck.
Adam:
I will. Because you know what? I will be your mother.
Ramsses:
You are not my mother.
Wesley:
Mom, stop it.
Adam:
I refuse.
Quincy:
Oh my God, Mom. I just want to go hang out with my friends.
Wesley:
I just want to hang out with my friends.
Adam:
Don't make me get the spatula again.
Wesley:
Not the spatula, please, no.
Ramsses:
See, that's why you can't be my mom. My mom wouldn't warn me before she tried
Wesley:
She'd just come into your room with a chancla and just absolutely wreck you.
Ramsses:
Yeah, exactly. She wouldn't even give me a warning. But she will- She will knock on my door
Wesley:
And then burst it wide open and like "what did I hear about"
Ramsses:
She will comically burst at wide open in a cartoon?
Quincy:
What did I hear you say on the podcast?
Ramsses:
Nothing mom
Quincy:
(laughter)
Adam:
Hey Ramses, I'm knocking on your door to respect your privacy but enforcing my laws as a parent.
