We're catching up on all the foolishness on St. Patrick's Day. Creole is enjoying her first sew-in for her best friend's royal wedding and talk about how it was one of the most expensive weddings we've ever been to. Then we talk about saving old text messages and why Chris Brown is happy he won't be dishing out $20 million because he saved his. Plus, a woman who chose to sell $80 durags on Melrose gets exposed as a scammer and the thief (because somehow people didn't think $80 durags were enough of a scam). Lastly, we debate who should pay for birthday dinners. (Can we just end birthday dinners all together?!) And Retro lands his first feature on a song. Check out his sax skills on Will Nesbit's Deserve. Link below.