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In a world where your smartphone is the greatest snitch in human history, Khayyam tears into the Pegasus spyware scandal and how we're all paying premium prices for the privilege of being surveilled. Digital exhibitionism has never been so expensive.

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WHY THE MAXIMUM HEAT: Five peppers because watching people freak out about TikTok data while governments literally screenshot their sexts is like seeing someone worry about secondhand smoke while their house is on fire. We've built a trillion-dollar digital peep show where we're both the suckers paying admission AND the naked performers. The language isn't crude—it's the only honest response to having your digital pants pulled down at premium prices.