"Imagine if your dad was in charge of planning your birthday party." - Amy Schumer

Samie and Emily discuss the Mean Girls improv event of the year (which happened to occur at the White House), President Zelensky's manifest destiny, the insane Ukraine turnabout, and whether the suit makes the man or if it's simply not being an ass clown.

Emily is preparing to live in a Kristin Hannah novel and roast neighborhood squirrels over her fire for sustenance, and Samie is moving :( But no matter what, they will ALWAYS be neighbors!

Props to Al Green for understanding the assignment!