Class is in session, and today’s lesson is pure maternal mayhem. Never Let Go throws Halle Berry into full “Mama Bear on meth” mode, in a world where every man needs therapy, a flamethrower, or both.

Your emotionally unstable faculty dives into trauma-soaked floorboards, exorcism-as-parenting, and the eternal mystery: Is Halle Berry acting… or just sick of our shit?

Expect bad wigs, worse accents, and rants about the Crystal Lake reboot no one asked for.

Enroll now and leave a 5-star review — or Halle’s strapping you to the floorboards and letting the house do the parenting.