Morning 6-Pack - What’s Up with Pretzel Salt? So, like, a random poll dropped this bombshell: a third of folks actually chow down on the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag! 🤯 I mean, who knew salty snackin’ was that intense? We dive into the wild world of pretzel preferences—soft or hard, sweet or savory. Plus, we’ve got a hilarious countdown of the top 6 other quirky things these salt-loving snackers probably do! 😂 From licking Taco Bell wrappers to squeezing toothpaste like a pro, you won't wanna miss this giggle-fest! Grab your coffee and let’s roll! 🥨✨
Takeaways:
Did you know a third of people munch on that pretzel bag salt? Crazy, right?
Soft pretzels are a fave for many, but not for Haystack—what's up with that?
People who eat pretzel salt probably also lick Taco Bell wrappers. Yikes!
Ever fight for that last sip of Coke stuck in the can rim? Classic!
Squeezing toothpaste like it’s a roadkill snake is a unique talent, for sure!
It’s a wild world where Lucky Charms marshmallow dust gets snorted—what a crew!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
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It's Haystack.
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And a random online poll asked people, do you eat the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag?
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And a third of people said yes.
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The other two thirds said no.
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I guess it's possible that some people just ate some of the salt while pinching a little bit of the pretzel crumbs at the bottom of the bag.
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Or maybe.
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Maybe people are throwing back handfuls of pretzel salt.
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They didn't really define the survey, but people were also asked what style of pretzel was their favorite.
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The vast majority said soft pretzels, which are salty and savory, and for some reason, I've never taken a liking to them.
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A distant second were soft pretzels with sweet flavorings, and classic hard pretzels were third, and they're actually my favorites.
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It is unclear, though, if anyone likes the hard, soft pretzels from sporting events.
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Those were not listed.
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You know, they're supposed to be soft, but they've been hanging on that little hook thing for about 27 weeks.
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And so they're.
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They're more like a traditional hard press anyway.
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Salt from the bottom of the bag.
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A third of us eat the salt at the bottom of the bag.
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I wonder what else people who eat the salt at the bottom of a pretzel bag.
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I wonder what else those folks do.
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Best way to start your day, these six jokes he's about to say.
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Listen up for old Haystack CR in the morning six pack.
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Yep, our morning six pack.
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The top six other things that people who eat the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag do.
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Number six.
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Licks the sour cream off the Taco Bell wrapper.
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Well, yeah, of course.
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Number five.
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Sips the dollop of Coca Cola that gets stuck in the rim of the can.
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You fight for that thing for forever.
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Right?
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Number four.
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Digs for and then switch smokes the pot seeds that fall in the shag carpeting.
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Three, Squeezes the toothpaste until the tube looks like a snake that's been run over by a car.
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Number two.
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Snorts the lucky charm's marshmallow dust.
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Just.
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Just me.
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Okay, I'm gonna move on.
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The number one thing that someone who eats the salt out of a bottom of a pretzel bag also does empties the ketchup bottle till it makes that hilarious far Sam.
