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This podcast episode delves into the whimsical realm of tabletop gaming, specifically highlighting the unique fusion of Dungeons & Dragons with a Hunger Games-inspired format. We explore the dynamics of competition among players as they engage in imaginative challenges, where wit and creativity reign supreme. The episode features spirited banter and light-hearted discourse among participants, who not only showcase their gaming prowess but also their distinct personalities. Furthermore, we examine the implications of various game mechanics, such as cursed items and the peculiarities of character interactions within the game world. Join us as we embark on this delightful journey through the intricacies of tabletop adventures, where laughter and camaraderie abound amidst the thrill of competition.
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Roll the dice, raise the ale Heroes gather, tell the tale.
Speaker A:Chat Monday, the quest's begun.
Speaker A:Not ones fly, but we still run.
Speaker A:Mud's up high.
Speaker A:Let legends come welcome into Chat one and done.
Speaker B:What's up, everybody?
Speaker B:Welcome back to Chat one and Done.
Speaker B:But we're doing a little something different this season.
Speaker B:We're doing DND Nerdier Hunger Games, which is kind of a hard thing to break through, but, yeah, we're doing straight up nerd Hunger Games here.
Speaker C:It's been wordy.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Nobody dies, though.
Speaker B:We couldn't clear past legal.
Speaker D:Womp, womp.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:We just got the homies to play against each other.
Speaker C:They said Dante could, but we said we kind of need him.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:We couldn't afford the bolts for its crossbow.
Speaker B:I'm sorry, buddy.
Speaker D:Just come back anyway.
Speaker B:The cold said maybe they'll sponsor it.
Speaker B:We'll see.
Speaker B:So today we have two of our favorite players.
Speaker B:What's going on, Toast?
Speaker B:What's going on, Andre?
Speaker B:How you guys doing?
Speaker E:That's good.
Speaker E:I use my best jokes before the recording started, in all fairness.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Andre.
Speaker F:I don't have any jokes anyway.
Speaker F:But I'm gonna.
Speaker F:I'm gonna use the same excuse he did.
Speaker B:For other people listening.
Speaker B:You guys want to let them know who you are and what you do?
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker E:I'm Andre from Tabletop, Jamaica.
Speaker E:We are a game group who basically, we started just playing Dungeons and Dragons, and then we moved on to trying other games, and then we created our own game, Duppies and Gunmen.
Speaker E:And this card game could have been an email.
Speaker E:And.
Speaker E:Yeah, just spreading it through the local community.
Speaker E:I know a little further beyond our region.
Speaker E:Care to crush?
Speaker E:Crush it.
Speaker E:Win.
Speaker B:You gotta love that confidence.
Speaker B:I'm coming in here to win.
Speaker B:Everybody's like, I don't know.
Speaker E:I didn't come here to make friends.
Speaker E:I came to win and also probably make friends.
Speaker B:He's like, I'm here for the community, but I also want to win.
Speaker C:Came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.
Speaker B:To have a good time.
Speaker B:Like, I'm here to play.
Speaker B:Nope.
Speaker B:Andre playing that.
Speaker B:He's here to win.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:What about on your end, Toast?
Speaker B:What do you got?
Speaker F:Well.
Speaker F:Well, I'm.
Speaker F:I'm toast.
Speaker F:I feel like most people over here probably know me.
Speaker F:I play over on coffee and D D. I've been a player for about a year now, and I'm.
Speaker F:I'm just gonna do my best, bro.
Speaker E:Ask, is that a sword behind you?
Speaker C:Yes, it is.
Speaker E:It has been.
Speaker E:Okay.
Speaker F:It's really impractical to put it back after I pull it out like that, but I could pull it all the way out.
Speaker C:I don't know if anybody's ready for that.
Speaker C:They're not ready for that reveal.
Speaker E:Yeah, except me.
Speaker E:I'm stay ready so I don't have to get ready.
Speaker E:I'm just gonna keep stocking so, like, I can't stay in the energy to crush.
Speaker B:I don't know, man.
Speaker B:I think that's a.
Speaker B:That was a tactical move there.
Speaker B:I was like, let's see how badly he wants to win if he sees I got a sword behind me.
Speaker D:Power move.
Speaker F:Don't, don't, don't.
Speaker F:Don't start lying now.
Speaker F:Don't start lying now.
Speaker F:You know that sword's been back there.
Speaker C:He's gonna start Nightcrawler disappearing.
Speaker C:And.
Speaker F:To the.
Speaker F:To the start of the podcast.
Speaker F:Dude, when.
Speaker F:If I was in this room, in this specific closet.
Speaker C:Nah, homie, you were in that other closet.
Speaker F:In the other closet.
Speaker F:It's a pull out closet.
Speaker B:Is it one of those cool hallway ones where you guys keep like linen and stuff in there?
Speaker F:No, it's empty.
Speaker F:It's.
Speaker C:It's empty.
Speaker B:It's perfect.
Speaker B:It's got an empty closet.
Speaker B:It seems like a waste of a closet.
Speaker F:It's creepy.
Speaker B:I was about to say haunted.
Speaker F:It's actually got a.
Speaker F:It's actually got a fake vent.
Speaker E:Your face, when you were like, oh, no, it's not just empty.
Speaker E:Was like, oh, no.
Speaker E:There are things in there.
Speaker E:Like if you go to bed too early, you hear rattling and then you open it, it's completely just devoid of anything inside.
Speaker E:Even if you leave a hanger in there and open it back up, the hanger is gone.
Speaker E:Is the type of look that you had in your face.
Speaker F:It's a.
Speaker F:It's a creepy clock.
Speaker C:Is that what happens?
Speaker D:Sword by the door.
Speaker B:Is by the door.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:What does that just get past the fake vent?
Speaker F:Yeah, it's a fake vent, dude.
Speaker F:The owner, the.
Speaker F:The previous owner of the house before my mom and dad bought it, he used to hide there.
Speaker F:Was when I moved my stuff in here, I opened it and there was a jar of like cigarette butts and cigarette ash.
Speaker F:I guess the previous owner was like hiding his cigarettes from his wife.
Speaker F:I was like, peak.
Speaker F:The thing is, don't ask me, dude.
Speaker E:All vents lead somewhere.
Speaker F:Probably goes somewhere, dude.
Speaker F:It probably does.
Speaker F:I'm not going to find out.
Speaker E:Comes from the vent.
Speaker C:Yo, why not, bro?
Speaker B:Apartment behind your house, like in the walls.
Speaker C:Oh, I was thinking he just sneaks in every night and there's just some dude Standing over you, just watching you sleep.
Speaker B:Just ripping.
Speaker D:Give me back my cigarette.
Speaker F:It's not some dude.
Speaker F:It's cj.
Speaker B:Where's my cigarette jar?
Speaker F:Where'd my cigarette jar?
Speaker C:Dante, did you tell him you.
Speaker B:Are you a nar.
Speaker D:What?
Speaker D:Are you a knock?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Are you.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker C:Are you?
Speaker B:I think he might be.
Speaker B:That's crazy.
Speaker B:Just imagine that you.
Speaker B:Have you guys ever seen those videos where, like, it's like, oh, there's, like, this window that doesn't lead anywhere, and then they start knocking down the wall, and there's, like, a whole apartment with people living, like, behind it.
Speaker B:I don't want to put this.
Speaker B:My bad.
Speaker B:My bad, Toast.
Speaker B:I don't want to put this down.
Speaker B:I'm gonna send you all these videos.
Speaker C:Oh, dude, they're great, but terrifying.
Speaker C:Like, one day.
Speaker C:One day, dude, it doesn't even.
Speaker F:If random sword went missing, I would probably climb through the fake vent to go find it.
Speaker C:Dude, it's like, one day at the.
Speaker F:Most random time that their cams twitch.
Speaker C:It's when they're normally not home.
Speaker C:They come back, and they're just like, oh, I'm gonna go in this place that I've noticed a couple kind of left alone.
Speaker C:And as soon as you go in, there's someone there waiting for you.
Speaker B:Called, like, frogging.
Speaker B:When there's people that live in your house and you don't know that.
Speaker D:I think so, dude, they.
Speaker F:You literally could frogging.
Speaker F:I have a security system.
Speaker F:I have cameras in my house.
Speaker B:You think so?
Speaker B:Dude, but then you see, like, the videos are like, oh, I have, like, the system.
Speaker B:And then, like, they've been getting around it.
Speaker B:It's crazy.
Speaker F:There.
Speaker F:I have n You.
Speaker F:You literally couldn't.
Speaker F:The only way to get downstairs, like, the back door has a camera that faces straight down ont.
Speaker F:And then the hallway that leads down here also has a camera that faces in the hallway.
Speaker F:I have a camera outside my bedroom door.
Speaker D:Thanks for giving away.
Speaker F:I used to sneak out a lot as a kid.
Speaker B:Now we know.
Speaker F:I used to sneak out a lot as a kid.
Speaker C:Yeah, you just.
Speaker C:You just explained how to break into your house.
Speaker C:I appreciate it.
Speaker B:We got it.
Speaker B:Somebody write down the map.
Speaker F:Fine.
Speaker C:No, I got this.
Speaker F:Yeah, I got it on the map.
Speaker C:Andre, you down?
Speaker E:No, I'm too far.
Speaker E:And by cops,.
Speaker B:Solid points.
Speaker D:I mean the cops won't matter.
Speaker D:We'll have a sword.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker B:Yeah, I was about to say, I don't think Dante.
Speaker B:I don't think Toast is the kind of guy who calls the cops first,.
Speaker C:Their blood will be on toast.
Speaker B:Usually he's got a long sword over there.
Speaker B:He handles his business.
Speaker B:That there.
Speaker B:That there's a man who, once he pulls that sword out, he has to taste blood.
Speaker E:That's why he didn't pull it out fully.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:You knew.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker F:I'd have to kill somebody in here and not it.
Speaker F:I think I love everybody too much.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker F:No nose goes, Dante, we can't see you.
Speaker E:Why, Dante, you missed it with the Hunger Games, but I purposely left my.
Speaker D:Finger off so, you know.
Speaker F:Oh, okay.
Speaker F:All right.
Speaker C:That wasn't just taking one for the team.
Speaker B:He's like, I've been waiting for this moment.
Speaker F:It's okay.
Speaker F:We'll, like.
Speaker F:We'll like double Sepakua.
Speaker F:You know what I mean?
Speaker D:Good man.
Speaker F:It feels like the only honorable way to do it.
Speaker D:Honorable.
Speaker F:And then we.
Speaker F:And then we get an edit made of us.
Speaker D:Hell, yeah.
Speaker B:We cut it out.
Speaker D:Hell, we're making out the hood.
Speaker B:No, we cut it out for time.
Speaker F:Don't do it.
Speaker B:Sorry, guys.
Speaker B:We went over on the time when we had to cut your guys's epic battle.
Speaker B:You had just enough time to get that video of C.J.
Speaker B:Running up and stealing your guys's wallets afterwards.
Speaker B:Does that make it a more dishonorable death?
Speaker B:Like, you imagine, like, somebody, like, Sepo Coos himself, and he's like.
Speaker B:He's like, honor.
Speaker B:And they, like, go down, and somebody runs up and teabags.
Speaker F:They go up.
Speaker F:They take the sword.
Speaker F:They take the sword.
Speaker C:I would totally grab that sword.
Speaker C:I'm saying I want a katana.
Speaker B:Imagine that.
Speaker B:Does that counter.
Speaker B:Does that cancel out the honor if, like, oh, absolutely, you, Honor.
Speaker B:Kill yourself and then somebody just runs up and teabags you?
Speaker F:That is dishonor.
Speaker F:I feel like that goes back generations at that point.
Speaker B:That's a generation generational beef.
Speaker B:My kids, kids are gonna up yours.
Speaker C:Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids.
Speaker B:I will die a dignified death.
Speaker B:Not if I got something to say about it.
Speaker F:That's crazy.
Speaker E:All right.
Speaker F:I've never even thought about it like that.
Speaker B:We're gonna move on to the game part.
Speaker B:But before we do, I'm asking you guys a question.
Speaker B:I always ask you.
Speaker B:What's your guys's walkout song?
Speaker E:Oh, God damn it.
Speaker E:You.
Speaker E:Thomas, please go I it up last time.
Speaker E:Hold on.
Speaker F:The eye of the tiger, baby.
Speaker B:That's a solid song.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker E:Pure Imagination by that Willy Wonka thing.
Speaker D:I like it.
Speaker B:Oh, that's solid.
Speaker B:That's solid, cj.
Speaker D:See, imagine somebody walks out with that song, and then they Just slap you for an hour.
Speaker E:I will go.
Speaker D:That's generational dishonor.
Speaker C:I will go with the Browning cover of I'm Blue.
Speaker B:All right, That's a.
Speaker E:All right.
Speaker B:Dante.
Speaker D:Lollipop, Lollipop.
Speaker D:You know that one?
Speaker B:You're like.
Speaker B:But I do the pop noise.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker B:That's all right.
Speaker C:It's the Ken Ravioli popping at his ass.
Speaker B:That is not.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:He didn't say no.
Speaker B:I was thinking he was gonna leave him be like, no, that's crazy.
Speaker B:No, he.
Speaker B:Lean with it, rock with it.
Speaker B:I guess you gotta roll with the punch or something.
Speaker F:Can I say that it's crazy then?
Speaker D:Because.
Speaker B:Yeah, you can.
Speaker B:Go ahead.
Speaker F:That's crazy, bro.
Speaker E:That.
Speaker F:That's crazy.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's.
Speaker F:Okay, so it's officially confirmed that it's not crazy by Dante himself.
Speaker D:I don't believe crazy.
Speaker D:You're in a closet with a fake vent.
Speaker F:I mean, no, this closet doesn't have any vents.
Speaker F:It's the pullout closet that has a fake vent.
Speaker C:Batman mask to protect him.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker F:I think it's in the car from.
Speaker D:You have to keep it on.
Speaker F:I. Dude, I. I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Speaker F:I got really, really, really.
Speaker F:I was having a good time one night, and I was driving.
Speaker F:I shouldn't have been driving.
Speaker F:His bad calls.
Speaker F:Bad call.
Speaker F:Probably cut this out.
Speaker F:It was a bad call.
Speaker F:Driving.
Speaker F:It was really, really, really, really, really, really not good.
Speaker F:And I'm pretty sure that's when the Batman mask ended up in the car.
Speaker F:I'm pretty sure I was driving around town.
Speaker F:Fear me with the Batman mask on.
Speaker F:Justice.
Speaker F:Where is she?
Speaker E:Where is she?
Speaker C:Well, let's see.
Speaker C:Let's see if his Batsona will help him.
Speaker C:Let's see who's going first, because I want to know what fucking game they're going to play.
Speaker B:Okay, so the way we're gonna do this, instead of just having you guys call dibs on what we're doing, we're gonna go ahead and roll our shiny, beautiful, brand new chat one and done.
Speaker B:Times, reps and respawn collab dice we have here.
Speaker B:Call it evens or odds.
Speaker B:And then whoever wins, we'll let you guys roll.
Speaker B:See what game you guys are playing.
Speaker F:Okay.
Speaker F:Odds.
Speaker F:I go first.
Speaker F:Evens.
Speaker F:Andre goes last.
Speaker B:That's not how that works.
Speaker F:Over there.
Speaker F:Andre's doing the math over there.
Speaker E:No, I'm actually fine with that.
Speaker E:Go first.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker B:Where is it?
Speaker B:I lost it to 14.
Speaker B:Oh, it's weird.
Speaker D:All right, so do you guys have a D8.
Speaker D:Eight on hand.
Speaker F:Yeah, maybe.
Speaker F:I just got a.
Speaker F:A date.
Speaker D:If you.
Speaker E:That's the main dice.
Speaker F:Could it be this one?
Speaker F:Does this have more than eight on it?
Speaker F:Yeah, I think this might be a D8 off rip.
Speaker F:All right, so I don't roll.
Speaker B:Would you roll a 10?
Speaker B:Like, I don't feel D8.
Speaker C:Yeah, that's not a D8.
Speaker F:I rolled a 42.
Speaker C:Oh, God.
Speaker F:It's a percentage picked up the D. I don't.
Speaker F:I don't even have a D100.
Speaker E:I do.
Speaker D:The golf ball.
Speaker F:I don't.
Speaker F:Well, I guess technically I do, but I think it goes up by tens.
Speaker F:I have one.
Speaker F:It's cool.
Speaker F:Look at it.
Speaker F:It's metal.
Speaker F:Cam bought it for me.
Speaker B:Shout out Cam's wallet.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker F:This is like a baby.
Speaker F:Oh, my God.
Speaker F:It's a golf ball.
Speaker E:It is a golf ball.
Speaker E:Oh, four.
Speaker E:Yeah, I rolled a four.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh, that's what it was.
Speaker B:I thought he was making a golf joke.
Speaker D:What'd you get?
Speaker C:That's a weird.
Speaker F:It only goes up by tens.
Speaker E:Yeah,.
Speaker F:I rolled a five.
Speaker C:All right, four and a five.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker E:Oh, no, I didn't actually roll yet.
Speaker E:The four was a golf joke.
Speaker F:Yeah, the four was a golf joke.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker E:I wasn't told to roll.
Speaker F:I caught that.
Speaker F:I wasn't.
Speaker F:I. I didn't think.
Speaker C:Do we want him to roll now or when it's his turn?
Speaker D:Let's do it.
Speaker D:It's his turn.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Okay, so you can hold off on rolling for now.
Speaker B:All right, so before we start the game, let's do a little segment where you guys have a little healthy banter.
Speaker B:Trash talk.
Speaker C:Yeah, we'll give you.
Speaker C:You have exactly two minutes to trash talk and character for this.
Speaker F:Or am I just, like, beefing?
Speaker C:No, you guys are who.
Speaker C:Whoa, whoa.
Speaker B:We're not beefing.
Speaker C:You're fake beef.
Speaker C:You're beefing.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker B:He's like, the gloves are off.
Speaker B:I put them back on.
Speaker F:I hate the way I've got you for 15 minutes.
Speaker F:15 Minutes of playtime.
Speaker E:I'm not trapped in here with you.
Speaker E:You're trapped in here with me.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Sub.
Speaker F:Two minutes is way too long for this segment, by the way.
Speaker F:I just want to let that be known.
Speaker C:But, I mean, we can cut it if you're afraid.
Speaker C:I mean, if you don't have anything else.
Speaker F:Afraid?
Speaker F:Afraid.
Speaker D:Oh, no, no, no.
Speaker C:Okay, my bad, My bad.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker C:My bad.
Speaker B:We got lucky there.
Speaker F:I got.
Speaker F:I got stuck.
Speaker D:Do you have a mini sombrero?
Speaker D:Jesus Christ.
Speaker D:It got better.
Speaker B:Telling you, he's ready for anything.
Speaker B:Murder and.
Speaker B:Or a fiesta.
Speaker C:A quinceanera.
Speaker B:Yeah, they go hand in hand.
Speaker F:A murder at the fiesta,.
Speaker B:The car ban, A panic at the disco.
Speaker C:Oh, look, it's a Mexican unicorn.
Speaker F:Panic at the quinceanera.
Speaker B:Murder at the quinceanera.
Speaker C:The Mexican unicorn has a sombrero for a horn.
Speaker E:Okay, all right, so I said this before, but it was after recording your toast.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker B:Mic drop.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:All right, Dante, you want to explain the game?
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Your game is gonna be the cursed item auction.
Speaker D:It's gonna be a sales improv hybrid where you guys are gonna pitch cursed items as valuable while the opponent dismantles them.
Speaker D:So one of you is going to be selling, one of you is going to be critiquing.
Speaker D:And then we're going to swap roles after each item.
Speaker E:Question.
Speaker E:Do we know what the item is before or do we have to make one of.
Speaker D:So we are going to give you the item and you have to sell it.
Speaker F:Oh, fuck.
Speaker D:So since it was your game, you're going first, brother.
Speaker D:So your item.
Speaker D:You know, I think this is good.
Speaker D:This is good fit.
Speaker D:Your item is going to be a sword that screams secrets.
Speaker D:You have to sell it to Andre.
Speaker D:Andre, you have to explain why that's not a good item.
Speaker F:There's so many implications to that.
Speaker F:Secrets.
Speaker C:I would assume it's the holder's secrets, but I could be wrong.
Speaker C:It could be anybody's getting ready to kill someone.
Speaker D:It just screams out that you peed your pants last night.
Speaker B:I think that would be a great item.
Speaker B:Just be like.
Speaker B:It gives you a plus two to it.
Speaker B:Like your or your roles.
Speaker B:But you have to attune to it.
Speaker D:Don't.
Speaker D:Don't.
Speaker E:That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I just thought.
Speaker E:I'm trying to cross that, man.
Speaker F:This.
Speaker D:All right, toast.
Speaker D:You ready?
Speaker D:You gotta sell it to Andre.
Speaker F:Ready as I'll ever be, dude.
Speaker D:Andre, you have to explain why you don't want it.
Speaker D:Because it's bad.
Speaker C:And if he can actually somewhat convince you or seem like he's convincing you, we'll kind of see how it goes from there.
Speaker E:Oh, that's my prop work.
Speaker D:You know what?
Speaker D:Before we even start, I'm gonna say style point for prop work.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, I will give him a style point because he actually has a sword.
Speaker D:All right, what's your secret?
Speaker E:Is it that you're over compensating for something?
Speaker D:Oh, there we go.
Speaker F:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:And there was a style point for Andre as well.
Speaker F:Maybe I am Maybe I am.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Ready, set.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker F:Tell me, Andre, are you currently in possession of a sword?
Speaker F:A great sword?
Speaker E:It's a pretty good sword.
Speaker F:That's not what I asked, but okay.
Speaker F:So this particular sword, it does tend to spill secrets of.
Speaker F:Of the wielder.
Speaker F:Now, now it does scream them.
Speaker F:It's not quiet by any means.
Speaker F:It's really loud about it.
Speaker F:But what do you really have to hide, Andre?
Speaker E:I would prefer my sword spilled blood, not secrets.
Speaker F:It does both.
Speaker F:And think about the implications.
Speaker F:Think about the statistical implications of a.
Speaker F:Of a beautiful, great sword, of this fine craftsmanship.
Speaker F:Now everything is going to have its drawbacks in life, Andre.
Speaker E:Is that the secret that this sword is telling you to spill right now?
Speaker F:Well, I'm holding it all.
Speaker F:All I speak is the truth.
Speaker F:It's nothing but secrets over here, my friend.
Speaker E:That's fair.
Speaker E:That's fair.
Speaker E:I work in like a sort of hush hush military branch where the secrets are kind of important.
Speaker E:Confidentially.
Speaker E:Confidentiality is like a great part of what I do.
Speaker E:This is a terrible sword for crimes, you understand?
Speaker E:Thieves skills can use this.
Speaker E:Guards can't use this.
Speaker E:Who is this sword really for?
Speaker F:This sword is meant for you, Andre.
Speaker F:This is.
Speaker E:That's a fair point.
Speaker E:But I will also say if I could hold on to the sword fabbit and just show you something.
Speaker E:The sword screams out, I don't want to buy this.
Speaker E:This is terrible.
Speaker E:This would ruin me.
Speaker E:Yeah, so that's not a secret.
Speaker E:I stun war cry.
Speaker E:I don't know how that would work.
Speaker E:I work in stealth, you see.
Speaker F:It works by slashing and cleaving your enemies away.
Speaker F:You haven't even asked me what the price is on it yet.
Speaker E:I mean, it's been screaming 250 gold pieces at me while we have this whole conversation.
Speaker F:Oh, that's what I bought.
Speaker E:Scream that it was the price you purchased it for.
Speaker E:It was screaming that you're willing to part with it for 200 gold pieces because it has become a waking nightmare.
Speaker E:So, like, you see the draw.
Speaker F:Hey man, you make me an offer and we'll.
Speaker F:We'll figure it out together.
Speaker F:Okay,.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker E:Actually, factually, I do have some enemies that I was going to try to interrogate.
Speaker E:If you can convince them to go ahead and buy the story, which is make so much things easier for me, like in my next adventure.
Speaker F:Or you could buy it, give it to a merchant and have the merchant sell it to them.
Speaker D:You not a merchant?
Speaker E:No, that's a sword responding.
Speaker B:He's a shy.
Speaker F:This is like, this is like Craigslist, bro.
Speaker E:I've met Craig.
Speaker F:That means.
Speaker C:That means.
Speaker C:That means one of you's got a gun and one of you's got a kazoo.
Speaker B:I met Craig.
Speaker F:You want to be on that list, kazoo fight my friend.
Speaker D:He's selling it out of back of his 99 Honda Civic.
Speaker C:It's an 81 Honda.
Speaker C:How dare you get it right?
Speaker F:Just look at the hill, brother.
Speaker F:The white wolf.
Speaker F:Tell me it's not the most beautiful sword you've ever seen.
Speaker E:I. I mean, it is a pretty good looking sword.
Speaker E:It's also very loud.
Speaker F:Yes, it's a great sword.
Speaker E:The acoustics alone.
Speaker F:Yeah, there are no acoustics.
Speaker F:This is a sword, not a guitar that screams.
Speaker F:That doesn't count.
Speaker E:I will say.
Speaker E:I mean, it.
Speaker E:It.
Speaker E:It's not the worst of.
Speaker E:I've heard for obviously cursed item, but it is an obviously cursed item I will pass.
Speaker E:Unless you go to, like, a cleric to get that screaming bit off.
Speaker F:You could go to the cleric.
Speaker E:Yeah, no, I'm not.
Speaker F:I put it a good word.
Speaker F:The cleric's my brother.
Speaker E:I'm not allowed in there for things that this sword will tell you if I want.
Speaker F:I'll put in a good word.
Speaker F:The cleric's my brother.
Speaker E:You'll need to do that first.
Speaker E:I. I am not touching that.
Speaker E:So.
Speaker D:I think we call it.
Speaker F:Yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker F:I don't think.
Speaker B:I don't think he's gonna buy it.
Speaker F:It's a tough one to sell.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker D:You're the best salesman, though, because honestly, you're just like.
Speaker D:Just do it, man.
Speaker F:I. I am a sales.
Speaker F:That's what I do for work.
Speaker F:You told me to do my job on the Internet.
Speaker F:I don't know, dude.
Speaker F:You gave me a really shitty product,.
Speaker E:Though, and I am cheap, so I wouldn't buy it.
Speaker E:That's the sword screaming.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker F:Seriously.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker C:All right, so, Dante, what does Mr. Andre have to sell?
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Your item.
Speaker D:Your item will be a pair of boots that only allows you to move sideways.
Speaker D:Crab boots.
Speaker D:Ready?
Speaker B:And go.
Speaker E:Toast.
Speaker E:Would you like to be on the cutting edge of evolution?
Speaker F:What a sales pitch.
Speaker F:You got me.
Speaker F:I'm interested.
Speaker F:I'm interested.
Speaker E:So, crustaceans.
Speaker E:You would not believe how many things evolve to kind of walk the walk and talk the talk of the amazing trendsetter, the crab with these boots.
Speaker E:Stylish red.
Speaker E:You see them, hear them clickety clacks.
Speaker E:What's your walk speed right now?
Speaker F:30.
Speaker E:Wow.
Speaker E:Amazing.
Speaker E:I mean, think of it as instead of just.
Speaker E:You keep going forward and you're just trying to move at that pace.
Speaker E:How about like, you focus on more lateral moves with these crab boots?
Speaker E:Stylish.
Speaker E:Any color upgrade from those little elven walking boots that everybody has nowadays.
Speaker E:This beautiful, beautiful pair of crab boots could be yours.
Speaker E:And you know, the best part is they are on sale.
Speaker E:And I could give it to you in a pinch.
Speaker E:Get it?
Speaker E:Because crabs.
Speaker F:Now you said, you said to focus on lateral movement.
Speaker F:Explain that to me.
Speaker E:So we were looking at ergonomic design and we realized that so many adventurers need to take short rest, long rest, all that because they were just sprinting forward at paces that were just unsustainable.
Speaker E:But with these little crab boots, you just keep moving forward.
Speaker E:You know what doesn't change along with the pressure?
Speaker E:The sleek design of a creature that has survived billions of years.
Speaker E:So we took that concept, put it into these boots, and I think you're going to love the way you look and love the way you walk in them.
Speaker F:So these, these crab boots and their lateral movement.
Speaker E:Yes, yes.
Speaker F:And the not focusing so much on moving forward.
Speaker F:Am I, am I under the impression to believe that I can only walk side to side in these crab shoes?
Speaker E:I mean, it is a matter of perspective because what was once is now your side to side and you can get a new sort of outlook.
Speaker E:So you are still moving forward, but just like with a whole new view.
Speaker E:And let's see, you have a.
Speaker F:Guys, I think he had me.
Speaker F:I think he had me.
Speaker F:An ergonomic design, bro, I like.
Speaker B:All right, so you're buying the boots.
Speaker F:I buy the.
Speaker F:Out of these boots.
Speaker F:Before I even knew all I could do is walk side to side.
Speaker F:I was buying these boots.
Speaker F:My man can sell.
Speaker E:I hadn't even gotten to this huge visual of you just holding a sword in one hand and being able to just sprint from menacing right there.
Speaker D:He's.
Speaker D:He's turned sideways scuttling at you at a breakneck wearing the Batman.
Speaker B:I'm not going to lie.
Speaker B:He almost had me too.
Speaker B:I was like, God,.
Speaker E:My bro, if.
Speaker B:He would have called them Crustacean Cruisers, he would have had me.
Speaker F:Oh, dude, that, that's game there.
Speaker F:That's game.
Speaker F:Crustacean.
Speaker B:All right, so yeah, Toast would have definitely bought the Crustacean Cruisers.
Speaker F:I'd have bought the Crustacean Cruisers, dude.
Speaker F:I'd have been sitting in the 12 hour line at the Gamestop for the midnight release of those.
Speaker F:I had him on pre order those Crustacean Cruisers, bro.
Speaker C:I was the first one in line for the crustacean cruisers.
Speaker F:I rented them on game flies six months later.
Speaker F:I don't know about you.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker B:All right, so Andre gets the point for the crustacean cruiser sale.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker B:What was that opening line, though?
Speaker B:That opening line?
Speaker B:Do you want to be in the cutting edge, dude?
Speaker B:I was like, all right, this man's.
Speaker B:He came to.
Speaker B:He came to win.
Speaker F:Yeah, he did.
Speaker B:He made a whole sales just like he had me.
Speaker E:I did also put me on sales for like a year, But I was just so exhausted.
Speaker E:I went from customer care to sales, and it was just like I keep having to do this.
Speaker E:I mean, it's.
Speaker E:It's.
Speaker F:Yeah, but you go to sales and you still do customer service.
Speaker F:It doesn't matter.
Speaker B:Well, everything's just customer service at this point.
Speaker F:Everything is customer, sir.
Speaker F:I go upstairs and do customer service, bro.
Speaker F:I live here.
Speaker C:Whose customer is servicing?
Speaker F:Yours, maybe.
Speaker C:Oh, fair enough.
Speaker B:All right, we're gonna move on to the next game now.
Speaker C:So now more games.
Speaker C:Andre, go ahead and roll that D8.
Speaker E:That's a six.
Speaker D:Six.
Speaker E:All right.
Speaker E:You can't see anything.
Speaker C:Dante, go ahead and give him the rundown.
Speaker D:All right, this game is called speed round chaos.
Speaker D:It's going to be rapid fire improvisation, and it's going to be focused on speed and instinct.
Speaker D:So each of you is going to have three seconds to answer the prompts.
Speaker D:You hesitate and you fail.
Speaker D:So our first prompt for you, Andre, or how should we run this?
Speaker D:Should we do like back to back or what do you guys think?
Speaker E:Oh, back to back is scary, but it.
Speaker F:They're not asking us.
Speaker F:They're not asking us.
Speaker F:Wait for the producers.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker C:What do you think?
Speaker F:I know how this show operates, but.
Speaker B:It be funny if we just have them run at the same time.
Speaker B:See who's faster to get the prompt.
Speaker D:All right, I like that idea.
Speaker B:And then we'll ward points from there and style points, as always.
Speaker D:Okay, so our first prompt is going to be the worst spell to use on a date.
Speaker D:Go,.
Speaker E:Preston.
Speaker E:Digitation Shit by pants.
Speaker F:Probably the worst thing ever.
Speaker D:That's valid.
Speaker F:Her pants.
Speaker B:All right, Point toast for the pants with prison digitation.
Speaker F:Thinking about it logically, bro.
Speaker F:All right.
Speaker E:I mean,.
Speaker B:More like vomitergy, Am I right?
Speaker D:Next one is going to be the worst creature to have as a mount.
Speaker C:A splurgy.
Speaker E:Giant rat.
Speaker D:A what?
Speaker F:Giant.
Speaker C:Giant rat.
Speaker B:That is a good one.
Speaker F:I would have to say like a Tarasque.
Speaker B:That's a sick ass, man.
Speaker B:What are you talking about?
Speaker C:You can't control the trash.
Speaker F:You can't control.
Speaker B:Okay, we didn't say you couldn't control the mount.
Speaker B:If it's your mount, you would assume you can control the mount.
Speaker C:You can't control the Tarasque.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker C:You can ride on it.
Speaker B:It's like a real Debbie Downer right now.
Speaker C:Get you off.
Speaker B:Rephrase that.
Speaker B:Please, dear God, rephrase that.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker D:All right, so you're signing up for the Guild.
Speaker C:Get off the dress.
Speaker D:One of the fields at the very top of the page is your hero name.
Speaker D:You will go by.
Speaker D:What is the dumbest hero name you can come up with?
Speaker E:Scum Likely.
Speaker D:I like it.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker F:Peas while sitting.
Speaker B:Those are both terrible things.
Speaker B:I will abort a terrible point to both terrible names.
Speaker C:Yeah, those are.
Speaker C:Those are like complete opposite ends of the spectrum, but still terrible.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Imagine a merchant named Scam Likely.
Speaker C:Would you trust them?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:They probably have a sword that screams terrible secrets.
Speaker B:Tor.
Speaker C:Would them.
Speaker F:You.
Speaker C:He's just toast.
Speaker B:Trying toast is Scam likely.
Speaker B:What was the name of that.
Speaker E:Wait, what was the name of that hobbit in Lord of the Rings?
Speaker E:Cuz.
Speaker E:No, I'm trying to name.
Speaker C:Bilbo.
Speaker E:Wasn't there a Sam?
Speaker B:Yeah, Samwise or something like that.
Speaker C:Samuel Tarly or some.
Speaker E:No, you're thinking of Thrones.
Speaker E:His name and scam likely just kept coming back up.
Speaker E:Okay, we're good.
Speaker B:Did you say Sam?
Speaker B:Wasn't that the dude from Game of Thrones?
Speaker B:It's like Santa.
Speaker B:I was like, I think you're messing up your.
Speaker B:You're mixing up your nerd right here.
Speaker E:Yep.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:We can't even put this as a clip now.
Speaker B:We put that up in the clip.
Speaker B:Someone's gonna be like, actually, you noob.
Speaker B:People are very hateful.
Speaker C:Call me out.
Speaker C:They can chew on my ass meat for that one.
Speaker C:Just kidding.
Speaker C:We love you.
Speaker D:All.
Speaker B:Right, next one.
Speaker B:Let's keep going.
Speaker F:Next question.
Speaker D:You've been hired to develop a dungeon for some rich ass wad, and you have to come up with the worst dungeon trap possible to kind of spite him.
Speaker D:What will you do?
Speaker E:A rolling pantry door just mostly vibrates us.
Speaker B:That is a terrible trap.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker B:Not falling for that one again, you think?
Speaker F:Until it happens.
Speaker B:Okay, so the point goes to Andre.
Speaker B:That one, correct?
Speaker F:Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker F:I vote for Andre on that one.
Speaker F:That was good.
Speaker F:It was.
Speaker F:It was the probably that took me out.
Speaker B:He's like.
Speaker B:He's like, vibrators.
Speaker F:I, I.
Speaker F:If I had to really put my finger on it, I could really, really put.
Speaker C:I would have said being trapped in A room with Epstein holding that sword.
Speaker B:Jesus.
Speaker F:Oh, no.
Speaker D:Andre.
Speaker F:Bonus point.
Speaker D:For a bonus point, I want you to describe the mechanism.
Speaker E:Okay, I've thought about this.
Speaker B:Why have you thought about this, my brother?
Speaker B:Why have you thought about this?
Speaker B:He broke.
Speaker B:He's like, I have a three point plan with blueprints.
Speaker B:Let me go get them real quick.
Speaker D:Finally, I get.
Speaker E:And with a DC12 investigation or perception check, you can hear a slight buzzing.
Speaker E:There is a switch on the wall.
Speaker E:And if you do touch the switch, you get to control the intensity and the speed of the buzzing.
Speaker E:Like if they roll a natural 20 on, like just good behavior or look like it will fall on this from the ceilings.
Speaker E:And they each get to pick their own various sizes.
Speaker E:And.
Speaker B:That's way more intricate than what I would have thought of.
Speaker B:I would have been like a chair that collapses, and then at the bottom there's just a.
Speaker B:He's like, no.
Speaker B:There's a wall that controls intensity if it's ribbed or not.
Speaker F:This game was rigged from the start.
Speaker F:There was no way I was coming out on top.
Speaker F:This guy.
Speaker F:This guy's the goat.
Speaker F:I gotta play.
Speaker F:I gotta play a game with this guy.
Speaker F:Dude, let me know when you're running a one shot, man.
Speaker F:Let me in on that.
Speaker D:I like how vibrators is the selling point.
Speaker F:Show me.
Speaker F:Show me the vibrator room.
Speaker B:You gotta roll really poorly to see that room.
Speaker C:Show me the braider.
Speaker F:Send this guy.
Speaker C:Show me the braiders, because the braiders.
Speaker B:Invitation to the vibrator jamboree.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker E:The Dungeons Dragon dildos.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yo, yo.
Speaker C:That's the best hold on Haberdashery ever.
Speaker B:This has to be the name for the episode.
Speaker B:Dungeons Dragons and Dildos.
Speaker F:It.
Speaker C:That's the title.
Speaker C:I won't make it the title.
Speaker B:Featuring Andre and Toast.
Speaker F:Very nice.
Speaker F:Very nice.
Speaker D:Oh,.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker C:That is the exact title when I post this.
Speaker C:Dungeons Dragons and Dildos featuring Andre and Toast.
Speaker B:All right, so you want to give them one?
Speaker F:Yeah, baby.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:So you are an aspiring alchemist.
Speaker D:You're trying to make the elixir of life that will make you immortal.
Speaker D:You are known for up pretty badly.
Speaker D:Describe the worst potion that you've ever made.
Speaker E:I have newt, hair of toad, hair of the dog that bit you.
Speaker E:I could not find hair of toad.
Speaker D:I was more looking for, like, the reaction to it, but I like the ingredients.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker F:I think my potion just makes you walk around with a really big boner all the time and you can't ever get rid of it.
Speaker F:And it's and it's.
Speaker F:But you're butt ugly after it.
Speaker F:You know, it changes the whole amalgamation of your face.
Speaker F:You're butt ugly and really hard.
Speaker B:You're rocking a.
Speaker B:A nine inch.
Speaker B:Who cares what.
Speaker F:I looked up really bad guys.
Speaker F:I don't know.
Speaker C:No one's gonna give a. I feel.
Speaker E:Like if you stick start out with your face all messed up, then.
Speaker C:Luchador mask being non.
Speaker F:You eat with your eyes being a.
Speaker C:Non stop rock star.
Speaker C:It.
Speaker F:You know, it hurts, dude.
Speaker C:Exactly.
Speaker C:I mean if it lasts more than what, six hours?
Speaker C:Go to the ER is what they say.
Speaker F:They can't help, dude.
Speaker F:You're.
Speaker E:It just.
Speaker E:It's just like that for the rest of.
Speaker F:It's just like that, bro.
Speaker F:I can't help it.
Speaker F:I don't know.
Speaker F:I can't fix it.
Speaker F:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:Shit's harder than college level trigonometry.
Speaker F:You could.
Speaker F:You could cut glass with that.
Speaker D:To be fair, Viagra totally sounds like a spell they would yell in Harry Potter.
Speaker C:It sounds like Viagra Cadabra.
Speaker E:It sounds like a sort of Hebrew Viagra where it fully petrified at that point.
Speaker E:It's just there.
Speaker C:But he's just.
Speaker B:That really puts a new meaning to bricked up.
Speaker F:It's bad and it hurts, dude.
Speaker E:It hurts.
Speaker B:It hurts so bad.
Speaker B:I feel like if all your blood flow is going to that you just pass out.
Speaker E:I like the idea of you having this potion.
Speaker E:People keep asking you to make the portion and you're like, listen, it's bad.
Speaker E:And it.
Speaker B:You don't know the dangers.
Speaker E:I don't give a level going down.
Speaker E:And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker E:One week week later they're back crying.
Speaker E:But there's like 50 other people at your door asking for it.
Speaker C:You know why it takes it till he shows them how purple it is for them to not want to do it.
Speaker E:The purple.
Speaker F:I never test my own potions.
Speaker D:Never get high in your own supply.
Speaker F:Precisely, Dante.
Speaker F:Thank you.
Speaker D:Now the reason he's disclosing like how bad it hurts and everything is because he was holding the sword when he was trying to sell it.
Speaker D:Oh, scam likely.
Speaker F:Scam likely.
Speaker F:And it's full circle.
Speaker C:Well, well, I.
Speaker B:So we give the point of toast on that one for magical Viagra.
Speaker B:All right, so that is going to wrap up our games for today.
Speaker B:We end with.
Speaker B:Andre has six points and Toast has four.
Speaker B:Andre, you will be moving on to the next round.
Speaker C:Damn, that was pretty close, Toast.
Speaker B:I'm telling you, man.
Speaker B:What kills everybody?
Speaker F:Oh, man.
Speaker E:I was holding my Breath.
Speaker F:It was a great time.
Speaker B:Dude, that was solid.
Speaker B:Thank you guys so much for being on.
Speaker B:This was weird and super fun.
Speaker B:Now we got some items to make the Crab cruisers.
Speaker B:The potion of immortal Cruisers.
Speaker C:I'm gonna find a way to make.
Speaker F:Actually, it's.
Speaker F:It's very similar to a Pokemon move.
Speaker F:It's just called Potion of Harden.
Speaker F:It sounds badass.
Speaker F:Sounds like you're about to get a buff to that ac.
Speaker F:You're actually just getting a buff to that pp.
Speaker B:The rod of immovable stiffness.
Speaker F:Yeah, we could add that to your inventory after you drink the potion.
Speaker F:Yeah, that would be great.
Speaker F:Actually.
Speaker C:It can only be hidden in a bag of holding.
Speaker F:You better.
Speaker F:You better hope that you're not playing with weight on.
Speaker F:Otherwise your.
Speaker B:Your movement speed is emphasis on encumbrance.
Speaker F:Yes, sir.
Speaker B:All right, guys, thank you so much for being on.
Speaker F:This has been functioning balls and titanium rod.
Speaker B:Is he going on?
Speaker B:All right, do you guys have anything.
Speaker C:You want to pluck besides your potion?
Speaker D:I got to mute myself.
Speaker F:What?
Speaker F:What you want to.
Speaker F:What you want.
Speaker F:You want to learn about this Potion of Arden?
Speaker F:I'll show you what to plug.
Speaker E:Rudy,.
Speaker B:Bro, don't do that on my screen.
Speaker B:You looked up and I'm above you so it look like you're staring directly at.
Speaker B:Don't you Brady Bunch me.
Speaker F:Where is she?
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker E:Tabletop, Jamaica.
Speaker E:I've been.
Speaker E:Andre, you can check out Doan Gunmen, which is our original Caribbean Tabletop role playing game.
Speaker E:And I guess our upcoming Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker E:One shot featuring just vibrators.
Speaker E:Probably.
Speaker B:The vibrator dungeon.
Speaker F:Crazy.
Speaker F:That's crazy.
Speaker B:The vibrator dungeon and the potion of immovable stiffness all in one toes.
Speaker B:You gotta think.
Speaker B:You gotta plug, man.
Speaker E:I feel like my core rights are.
Speaker F:Soft Cameras cut, baby.
Speaker E:I feel like my co writer is going to kill me for putting our game and vibrators in the same sentence.
Speaker E:I just.
Speaker E:It.
Speaker C:They both bring people joy, you're gonna.
Speaker D:Attract a whole new audience.
Speaker B:They both bring joy.
Speaker B:Oh, Christ.
Speaker B:All right, if you want to check out more of the random that me, CJ and Dante got going on, go ahead and check us out.
Speaker B:In all of season one, two, and three out.
Speaker B:Now part of season four out.
Speaker B:When this comes out, I. I don't know why I spaced it.
Speaker B:That was wild.
Speaker B:When this comes out, if you want to catch more of the nonsense that me, Toast and CJ are doing, go ahead and check us out over on coffee and D and D in season two campaign and season one.
Speaker B:Go back and listen to that.
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Speaker B:That's pretty much all I have on my end.
Speaker B:Cj, take it away.
Speaker C:Well, that's pretty much all I have on Rudy's end as well.
Speaker C:But I will thank you to adventurers for coming in, duking it out, and giving us one hell of a show and one hell of a good time.
Speaker C:So thank you, Toast, and thank you, Andre.
Speaker C:We appreciate the hell out of you guys.
Speaker E:Thanks for having.
Speaker F:Don't think me yet.
Speaker F:I'll be back when somebody else calls out.
Speaker F:Bound to.
Speaker F:I know how this works, bro.
Speaker F:I ain't got going on.
Speaker B:We keep toast on a retainer.
Speaker C:We're gonna have to have another episode with you two on because it was a blast.
Speaker C:It.
Speaker C:It was.
Speaker E:Okay, so.
Speaker F:Pinkies up.
Speaker C:Hell yeah.
Speaker D:Down your ill. Yeah.
Speaker C:With that I will say they have the right idea.
Speaker C:It is time for last call.
Speaker C:So down your tankards and we gotta get you guys the fuck out of here.
Speaker C:Come on, close up.
Speaker C:We.
Speaker C:We gotta go.
Speaker C:We got some renovations and shit to do for the, you know, semi finals and all that shit.
Speaker C:We.
Speaker C:We gotta move.
Speaker A:The dice are down, the tail is spun.
Speaker A:Another quest on Chat One and done.
Speaker A:Raise your mugs.
Speaker A:The night is won.
Speaker A:Roll again.
Speaker A:When next we come from Nat1 fails to legends be gone.
Speaker A:Thanks for joining Chat1.
Speaker A:And.