Welcome back to W.D.E.N.... it's definitely been a wild week, but if you came here to be nosy, this aint the episode for you. This weeks topics include: The White House is still crumbling at the seams, Rihanna continues to be a better human than the rest of us, Jeannie Mai wants to "submit" to her piece of dark meat, should DNA testing be mandatory at birth?, He who shall not be named has finally been charged with felonious assault and somehow the goalpost continues to shift, and? "Protect Black Women" continues to be nothing more than a performance piece... just ask the goofy bitches leading the all woman podcast for the Joe Budden Network. Also? Pandora's Box is filled with toys, toys, and more toys! Get comfy and tap in, niglets!

(Outro: Kaby - Star)