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In this podcast episode, we explore the whimsical and chaotic world of tabletop role-playing games, particularly focusing on the intricacies of a heist within a museum setting. Our participants engage in a lively competition, showcasing their characters' unique abilities and strategies as they navigate challenges and unexpected twists. The narrative unfolds with a juxtaposition of humor and tension as players attempt to outsmart rival crews and evade guards, all while interacting with a range of fantastical elements. Notably, the episode highlights the creative use of spells and items, including the iconic Bigby's Hand, which adds an engaging layer of strategy to the gameplay. As the episode progresses, we witness the unfolding of comedic moments and interpersonal dynamics among players, ultimately culminating in a thrilling conclusion that leaves listeners eager for more adventures.
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Roll the dice, raise the ale.
Speaker A:Heroes gather, tell the tale.
Speaker A:Chat Monday, the quest's begun.
Speaker A:Not ones fly, but we still run.
Speaker A:Mud's up high.
Speaker A:Let legends come welcome into Chat one and Done.
Speaker B:Hey, everybody, welcome back to Chat one and Done, the random Ass podcast, where you do random ass things with random ass guests.
Speaker B:So for this season, as you guys.
Speaker C:Are hearing, I got a question.
Speaker C:You said, you know, random.
Speaker C:We're missing the most random person that ever exists in this tavern.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, Dante.
Speaker B:He sent me a sticky note that says that something, something, something furlough.
Speaker B:So I was like, all right, I think he's got something going on.
Speaker B:It's like, all right, he needs a personal time, whatever.
Speaker B:But I'm walking my way back to the tavern and I see him running, wearing nothing but these really nice shoes, a dress shirt, and a full length fur coat, which I'm assuming is Displacer Beast getting chased by guards.
Speaker B:So I don't think he's gonna be with us this.
Speaker B:This session.
Speaker A:The zoom never fails.
Speaker D:Chill about it.
Speaker C:I think Dante is controlling that.
Speaker C:Zoom away through magical.
Speaker B:He's looking fresh as and he's on the run.
Speaker B:So we'll eventually see him.
Speaker C:Hopefully at some point.
Speaker B:Yeah, we're gonna have to pay his.
Speaker A:Bail at some point.
Speaker C:Damn it, Dante.
Speaker B:We've been saving up this time.
Speaker C:Oh, we have a lot more saving to do for posting his bail.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, I mean, he's been.
Speaker C:He's didn't plan for that.
Speaker B:He's doing good staying out of jail so far.
Speaker B:Except last year, though.
Speaker B:Since last season, he's been doing fine.
Speaker C:I mean, I guess that's fair.
Speaker C:Yeah, I guess we'll give it to you.
Speaker C:You got one, Dante.
Speaker C:You got one.
Speaker B:Give you one.
Speaker B:Everybody gets one.
Speaker B:Speaking of everybody, we have our first set of semifinalists for the invitational.
Speaker B:You guys want to go ahead and introduce yourselves and let us know how you got here?
Speaker B:Uber.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:I'm Lilith Demoness to impress.
Speaker D:And I'm gonna be so honest, I don't know how I made it this far.
Speaker D:So I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker D:But as I did mention before we started recording, I did take a nap today.
Speaker D:So that's either gonna make me unstoppable or it's going to be my total downfall.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker C:Like Russian roulette.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker A:You never know until you wake up.
Speaker D:If you wake up.
Speaker A:If you wake up.
Speaker A:I am Mac.
Speaker A:I am the current DM for coffee and D and D. And I also have no idea how I got here.
Speaker A:I think my Last one, they were just nice to me a little.
Speaker A:Maybe a little more than they should have been.
Speaker C:No, no, you.
Speaker C:You get spicy, man.
Speaker C:That's why we call you Chili Mac.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:On those random seasoning days when I can make the Chili Mac come out.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:Just want to have, like, by chance, Ma, if you make it to the final.
Speaker B:I'm not saying you are.
Speaker B:I'm not saying we're not.
Speaker A:We're not playing favor my competition.
Speaker A:I don't think I'm gonna.
Speaker C:Yeah, if.
Speaker B:If you make it, we have to somehow clear the licensing for that.
Speaker B:It's Mac tonight.
Speaker B:McDonald's song.
Speaker B:We're gonna have CJ dress as the moon.
Speaker A:We'll make our own version.
Speaker B:So just for our listeners, if you guys missed it for.
Speaker B:For some reason, I don't know how the.
Speaker B:He missed the first episodes and got here to this episode, but if you guys by chance missed the episodes, you can go back and listen to them.
Speaker B:Where Lilith beat Reps and Respawn in a very close game, and Mac beat Coffee Horse and also a very close.
Speaker B:These have been very close games.
Speaker B:Yeah, they've been very close.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:There have been no shutouts.
Speaker C:Nothing crazy.
Speaker C:It's been like neck and neck.
Speaker B:I think the biggest margin was maybe 2 points.
Speaker C:I think so.
Speaker B:And those were mainly awarded through style points.
Speaker B:Style Punch or make or break.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker D:It's got to be the best win.
Speaker D:It really does.
Speaker B:Imagine just not getting any points in the game and still winning because of style points.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker B:That'd be crazy.
Speaker B:I mean, I want to see that.
Speaker C:Hey, if you.
Speaker C:If you missed the question but got the flair, I think it should still count.
Speaker B:You know, it's quite literally just giving it a for effort.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker B:You guys showed up.
Speaker B:Stop pointing.
Speaker D:One.
Speaker D:One to one, baby.
Speaker C:Yeah, I was gonna say, if that's the case, they technically both have a style point right now.
Speaker C:Is that what we're doing?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker C:Okay, fair enough.
Speaker B:From seeing from the.
Speaker B:The season so far, we have to be a little bit more scarce with stuff.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker D:It's giving.
Speaker D:Like, did we level up right?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Can I roll with the.
Speaker B:Can I roll with style point?
Speaker C:Roll with style Vantage.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:If you guys can convince me right now why you guys should get a style point, I will give you a style point right off the rip.
Speaker C:Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker C:Minigame.
Speaker C:And go.
Speaker A:I. I have.
Speaker D:I'm proficient with flair, so I should be rolling with advantage for style points.
Speaker B:Okay, I. I hear you.
Speaker B:I hear your flair for.
Speaker B:For.
Speaker B:For style here.
Speaker B:Do you have A little thing of glitter on you.
Speaker B:I will take confetti as a side.
Speaker D:What if I throw the pile of magic cards that's next to me?
Speaker B:Oh, no, you do not mistreat.
Speaker B:Do not mistreat the magic cards.
Speaker C:If it wasn't for his like of magic, I probably never would have got.
Speaker D:Him into D and D. It's Master Splinter as Brainstorm.
Speaker D:But it looks like he's doing something inappropriate.
Speaker B:Gently put that down.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Now you have to magically gather it.
Speaker A:Magically gather it.
Speaker D:Style.
Speaker B:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker C:I mean, come on.
Speaker C:You got Dante Aiden on that camera work, Dante, you sneaky fuck.
Speaker A:See, I was immediately just gonna go to bribery and be like, I will give you heroic inspiration at the next session if I can get some style points.
Speaker B:Sometimes you gotta grease the palm.
Speaker A:That is also stuff.
Speaker A:That's the best part about being.
Speaker A:Being a DM and having your players be on another podcast, specifically dog treats.
Speaker D:And Brad,.
Speaker C:At that point, if you bring him a piece of ham, he's sold.
Speaker B:I do like ham.
Speaker B:Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker B:It's different.
Speaker B:I like ham steak.
Speaker B:If you bring me a piece of like deli ham, we're gonna have some beef here.
Speaker C:I just bring you a piece of deli beef.
Speaker A:I just love that it was immediately you thought it was you getting the ham and not Pugsley.
Speaker C:No, I mean, she didn't say Pugsley, but he's like, n. That ham's not running nothing here.
Speaker B:Okay, okay.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker B:I will award each of you a style point.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:Hell yeah.
Speaker D:At least I'm not losing with zero.
Speaker D:We're.
Speaker B:Yeah, we're.
Speaker A:We're making it out ahead already.
Speaker D:We got one point wonders.
Speaker B:We got you guys already running ahead of the pack here.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker B:So after you guys victories, you guys saw the episode, you saw a little post.
Speaker B:How are you guys feeling going into this?
Speaker B:You guys feeling confident?
Speaker B:What's.
Speaker B:What's going through your mind right now?
Speaker C:I mean, we were definitely trying to stir some, so I wouldn't say that.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker D:Even after my win, you guys were immediately like, well, Max training.
Speaker D:You better get ready.
Speaker B:We did the same thing to Max.
Speaker A:Yeah, he was gonna about to say they did the same thing to me.
Speaker A:They were.
Speaker A:They were like, lilith is a badass.
Speaker A:You're going to have to watch out.
Speaker A:And I was like, oh, my God.
Speaker B:No, quite L. I quite literally tagged you in her post telling for the.
Speaker D:Semifinal round, I saw that.
Speaker B:I was like, yes.
Speaker C:All about spreading the love, guys.
Speaker C:All about spreading the love.
Speaker D:I agree.
Speaker D:It's all a good fun and win.
Speaker B:So it's all good fun.
Speaker B:I was like, yeah, totally.
Speaker A:As long as I come out on top, that's.
Speaker A:That's what really matters.
Speaker B:Y' all do.
Speaker B:Have you guys done any.
Speaker B:I would say, have you guys done any mild prepping for this?
Speaker B:But I feel like there isn't a way you can really prep for this because you guys don't know what.
Speaker B:What the games are or what's going on.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:You don't know what's happening.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:That's what makes it fun.
Speaker A:The most I've done is prepped our regular games and looked into more monsters that I like to throw at you.
Speaker A:So maybe I'll find another feat that might come up in this one, but other than that.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:You just so happen to come across what it is, right.
Speaker A:You might just throw a monster at me and be like, oh, I know that one.
Speaker A:I know that one.
Speaker A:I just saw it the other day.
Speaker B:I know this.
Speaker B:Like, that's what's gonna kill them in the campaign.
Speaker B:Like, what?
Speaker B:Come again?
Speaker C:And that's when you hear just a big old whoopsie.
Speaker A:Whoopsie.
Speaker A:Did someone say Tarrasque?
Speaker A:I heard Tarrasque.
Speaker C:All Tarrasque.
Speaker B:All the time.
Speaker C:The time.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker D:If you know what I mean.
Speaker B:All right, so I think this is gonna be fun.
Speaker B:When we saw, like, the actual semi final bracket, I like that it's really coming together now.
Speaker B:Like, we know what's what on what sides.
Speaker B:Yeah, this is gonna be pretty fun.
Speaker B:I saw this one.
Speaker B:I was like, ooh.
Speaker B:I was like, I wonder how this one's gonna go.
Speaker B:Cuz if I'm being honest, I really don't know who's.
Speaker B:Because, like, sometimes you'll be like, oh, well, this is a match here.
Speaker B:This is a match here.
Speaker B:I think you guys are pretty evenly matched here.
Speaker B:I think this is anyone's game.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, for sure.
Speaker C:Okay, well, if.
Speaker C:If you guys agree that you're evenly matched, then I think that is the perfect time to say.
Speaker C:I think it's just about talking time.
Speaker C:Let's hear what you equals have to say.
Speaker B:Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker B:Let me clarify.
Speaker B:Let me clarify.
Speaker B:That friendly talking.
Speaker B:Last episode, Joe Came Swinging.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker C:Yeah, it.
Speaker C:We'll give you guys a spoiler.
Speaker C:This thing.
Speaker A:Well, yeah.
Speaker C:By the time this episode will be up on Wednesday.
Speaker B:It comes out after that episode.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:The.
Speaker C:The Joe episode will be on Wednesday, so you guys will be able to hear the rest of it.
Speaker C:But, yeah, she just.
Speaker C:As soon as shit talking came in, it was like, little bitch.
Speaker B:And mind you, I don't think she knew her competitor.
Speaker B:I don't think, like, they've had prior conversation she came swinging with.
Speaker B:I was like, that's what I want to see in this.
Speaker B:That's cutthroat right there.
Speaker A:Well, I am only here to disappoint you, Rudy, because I am so bad at shit talking.
Speaker A:I never have anything bad to say about people.
Speaker A:So it's just.
Speaker B:You're like, I like being nice.
Speaker A:I do like being nice.
Speaker C:That's okay.
Speaker C:This is your learning experience.
Speaker C:You're learning to be the Padawan.
Speaker D:I'll give you a free hit.
Speaker D:Go ahead.
Speaker A:I can't do it.
Speaker A:I won't.
Speaker A:I'll never.
Speaker B:She's like, I'll do it.
Speaker B:Bring it, you.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker A:Oh, go.
Speaker D:I don't have.
Speaker D:I don't really have a lot to talk.
Speaker D:All I gotta say is I. I do have to thank y' all because I did, in fact, learn from Max last episode what a Zorn was, and I will be using that against some people.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker A:Zords are fun.
Speaker A:The more you know, the more you know.
Speaker D:That's about it.
Speaker D:As soon as I heard Treasure Sense, I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Yeah, it was a little spicy.
Speaker B:I like how this turned to compliments.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:Well, even.
Speaker A:Even when I got, like, tagged in the comment and stuff, I was like, oh, that's who I'm playing.
Speaker A:Like, she looks so cool.
Speaker B:I was like, what's going.
Speaker A:What.
Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker A:Like, I'm immediately gonna lose.
Speaker A:Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker A:And they were like, I think it was either Rudy or cj.
Speaker A:They were like, yeah, she's been.
Speaker A:She's like, talking you or whatever on this post.
Speaker A:I was like, I don't see that, but.
Speaker A:All right, fight, fight, fight.
Speaker D:We'll see how the talking the talk.
Speaker B:Oh, Christ.
Speaker B:All right, are you guys ready to move on to the next thing, which is our game?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:It's going to get any meaner from either of us?
Speaker B:No, it's a very.
Speaker B:It's very gentle.
Speaker B:So I'm just give you guys a heads up.
Speaker B:Whoever wins this, if Joe wins her round, she's gonna make you guys cry.
Speaker A:I honestly, I don't doubt it.
Speaker D:Too prideful.
Speaker B:Okay, so before we move on to the next thing, mandatory question.
Speaker B:What's your guys's walkout song?
Speaker B:Every time.
Speaker B:I. I like when they change.
Speaker C:I like when they get random Our theme song.
Speaker B:That is a good one.
Speaker D:Okay, I. I still love the jellyfish jam, but I do have to mix it up because I don't want to, you know?
Speaker D:So I will stay in that vein and go with I'm a Goofy Goober.
Speaker B:That's a fucking great one.
Speaker A:That's solid.
Speaker B:That is solid.
Speaker B:You just got to come out with, like, sparklers.
Speaker A:Start.
Speaker C:Wait, wasn't it like, a silver unitard?
Speaker C:Sparklers and a silver keytar.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:Or you can dress like Patrick Dead with, like, the unitard and fishnets and,.
Speaker A:Like, hear me out.
Speaker C:A silver MC Hammer outfit with a silver guitar.
Speaker B:That's my next cosplay.
Speaker A:I was gonna say my next cosplay is Patrick with the fishnets.
Speaker A:Like, I've got.
Speaker A:I gotta do it now.
Speaker D:Solid Patrick.
Speaker D:And I'm SpongeBob.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker A:Friendship.
Speaker B:The zoom is.
Speaker C:And you got the fishnet.
Speaker C:So you're aerodynamic as.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker C:I'm coming up with a new word here.
Speaker C:Your aerodynamicity is, like, up here.
Speaker A:That was bad.
Speaker B:That was a bad.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:What about you, Matric?
Speaker B:What's your walkout song?
Speaker A:I. I'm so.
Speaker A:I'm just.
Speaker A:I feel like this is a contradiction because I am a musician, but I'm terrible with, like, song names, artists.
Speaker A:I'm just like.
Speaker A:I like that song.
Speaker A:So even, like, the one that we used for when my episode came out and everything, it was just, like, a song that I liked.
Speaker A:So I'm just gonna go with the song that I am currently non stop streaming.
Speaker B:What's your current obsession song?
Speaker A:My current obsession song, it's called Bottle Rocket Astronaut by Bug Hunter.
Speaker B:I love that song.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's.
Speaker A:I love a little, like, clip.
Speaker C:Never heard of it.
Speaker A:It's so funny.
Speaker B:It's like Midwestern emo.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:It's about a bird with a wing that doesn't work.
Speaker B:That's how I'm getting my daughter into Midwestern emo.
Speaker A:Yeah, he, like.
Speaker A:He doesn't have a wing.
Speaker A:He's keeps making, like, bottle rock or like, soda bottles as, like, NASA rockets.
Speaker A:But he's like.
Speaker A:We put.
Speaker A:We put a. Oh, what was it?
Speaker A:It was like a.
Speaker A:He pledges to put a gopher on the roof.
Speaker A:Instead of saying, like, gonna put a gopher on the moon, he's like, I'm just trying to get to the bird bath over there.
Speaker A:Not.
Speaker A:Not shooting for the stars.
Speaker B:But yeah, That's a great song, dude.
Speaker A:I do love that you say it's Midwest emo, because that's pretty much My childhood growing up in Michigan as a little emo kid.
Speaker C:I forget.
Speaker A:Well, I'm.
Speaker A:I'm closer.
Speaker A:Probably the closest to you.
Speaker C:I was listening to Disturbed in elementary school.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, Little trip jeans wearing cj.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker C:Them corn.
Speaker C:Actually, you know what?
Speaker C:I'll see if I can find that picture and I'll send it to you guys in a chat so you can see it.
Speaker C:Yeah, my old high school me.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker B:All right, C.J.
Speaker B:And with your disdain for Midwestern emo, what song are you coming up to?
Speaker C:No, I. I would.
Speaker C:I would say it.
Speaker C:I'm coming out to our intro song.
Speaker B:You got to make it a quick walk because the intro song for this one's like 20 seconds.
Speaker A:Light jog.
Speaker C:I mean, I can.
Speaker C:Oh, no, I can't.
Speaker C:No, dude, my doctor said I can't, so.
Speaker C:Okay, so I will say I will leave to that.
Speaker C:Cuz leaving, I would think might be quicker because I can disappear in the crowd or have someone carry me.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker C:Yeah, we got some patrons in a guard that I could borrow.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker A:Hear me out.
Speaker A:You're going to say you can just.
Speaker B:You're coming down from the roof and one of those little harness.
Speaker B:We're going to lure you.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker C:Then I will say, into the abyss, lorn ashore.
Speaker B:You gotta wear like a sting mask and a trench coat and everything.
Speaker C:I'm fine with that.
Speaker B:Solid, solid.
Speaker C:Hell yeah.
Speaker C:I'm.
Speaker C:I'm game, bro.
Speaker C:Let's do it.
Speaker B:All right, so.
Speaker B:Oh, mine would be Orange Hill drive by upon your dead body sticking Midwestern emojis.
Speaker C:There we go.
Speaker B:It's just a vibe for today.
Speaker B:I don't know what's going on.
Speaker C:Second, I thought you were gonna go with Upon a burning body, and I was like, okay, Completely, completely way different.
Speaker B:Okay, so you guys have both already done this.
Speaker B:We're gonna go ahead and roll our beautiful reps and respawn times.
Speaker B:Chat one and done.
Speaker B:D20, call it even at odds.
Speaker B:And we're gonna see who gets the roll for the game first.
Speaker B:You guys ready?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Okay, I'll call evens.
Speaker B: It is: Speaker B:All right.
Speaker D:Oh, that's me.
Speaker A:That's you.
Speaker C:That's you.
Speaker B:That is you.
Speaker D:I was like, oh, wait.
Speaker B:All right, so you are gonna roll a D4 to see what game you're playing, right?
Speaker A:My.
Speaker A:My cat just like outstretched her claws into my thigh.
Speaker D:I got a two.
Speaker B:Okay, a two is going to get you guess the prompt.
Speaker B:So the objective of this game is basically 21 questions.
Speaker B:I'm going to send you guys it can either be a beast, a monstrosity, a demon, a wondrous item.
Speaker B:It's going to be something random.
Speaker B:I'm going to send you guys it.
Speaker B:We're going to give you a little bit of a period to kind of do a quick research on it.
Speaker B:And then, as I stated, 20 questions.
Speaker B:We're going to give you guys 20 questions.
Speaker B:But the flare for this one is if you guys can guess it in under 20, whatever amount of guesses you had left, we're going to convert into points.
Speaker A:Okay, semi finals.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker C:Everything.
Speaker C:Everything's bigger in the semi finals.
Speaker D:The trivia based ones.
Speaker D:So this should be interesting.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker D:Homebrew a lot, which is my downfall.
Speaker B:All right, so, Lilith, you won.
Speaker B:Do you want to go first or you want to go second?
Speaker D:Go first.
Speaker D:We'll just.
Speaker D:Why not?
Speaker B:All right, cool.
Speaker B:Can you roll me a D6 to see what you're gonna get?
Speaker D:Yeah, sure.
Speaker D:I just put my dice away, but sure.
Speaker D:My mistake.
Speaker D:Thinking it would be over.
Speaker B:You've been here, you know that there's always dice.
Speaker B:Okay, you got a one.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:I am messaging you.
Speaker B:What you got?
Speaker D:Oh, man.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker B:All righty.
Speaker D:Looky, look.
Speaker B:So, Mac, do you have any cool dice you want to show us?
Speaker A:I was about to say I have my.
Speaker A:I have my coffee dice.
Speaker A:I have found most of them now that my cat has because I left them out one day after a session and she decided that.
Speaker A:That they were her new play toys.
Speaker A:So I was still missing the really cool play she does.
Speaker A:They have a really cool little, like, pill D4.
Speaker A:That's the only thing I haven't found yet.
Speaker A:And my slight worry is I'm going to find it after the fact.
Speaker B:You're going to find it one way or another.
Speaker C:Right.
Speaker B:Whether you want to keep it or not.
Speaker B:That's completely different.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:But yeah, I have my cool coffee dice from Dice Envy that they sent us.
Speaker A:And mine are the.
Speaker A:Oh, mine are like.
Speaker A:The coffee has the.
Speaker A:I think the mocha ones.
Speaker A:Yeah, mine are either honey or.
Speaker A:Or something else.
Speaker C:Oh, no.
Speaker A:I feel so bad.
Speaker A:I can't remember now.
Speaker A:I have to look it up.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But yeah, is it honey and they have the.
Speaker A:The 20 is a little coffee cup.
Speaker B:That's pretty cool.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:I can't help but notice you got a bunch of little sticky notes over there that had anything to do with.
Speaker A:Yeah, don't worry about that.
Speaker B:Take a screenshot.
Speaker C:Enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance.
Speaker A:A lot of the really important ones start like here.
Speaker A:So these Are mostly.
Speaker A:Let's see what this.
Speaker A:This one is what our episodes are like so far.
Speaker A:And like titles and things.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:As I.
Speaker A:As I cut them out ahead of time.
Speaker B:Just freestyling names for.
Speaker B:For episodes on the fly.
Speaker B:You're like insp.
Speaker B:I just want to see like one session we're playing.
Speaker B:We just like watching Mac and just like, start slowly putting sticky notes on the wall.
Speaker A:It might happen.
Speaker A:Because I do have.
Speaker A:Mostly putting them back because I do have like.
Speaker A:Like this one here.
Speaker A:You know how we do our.
Speaker A:Our little travel system where we have the multiple paths and things.
Speaker A:So I have one that's like.
Speaker A:Here's a bunch of different kinds of paths that you could take.
Speaker A:Or like, like an ambush or a.
Speaker A:Or a hunting spot, and then a lot of other ones that just say random crap.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:All right, Lilith, are you ready?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:I. I hope.
Speaker D:I hope so.
Speaker C:Oh, and I sent High school me.
Speaker C:Oh, did you lied.
Speaker D:I'm not ready.
Speaker D:I have to.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:I gotta see this again.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:The slip knot shirt.
Speaker D:I was just going to make a comment.
Speaker A:I'm just surprised to see you with hair.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker A:I assumed came out bald.
Speaker A:And you've been bald this whole time.
Speaker D:I'm.
Speaker D:I'm.
Speaker B:No, dude, there's a picture where.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I think he's in high school.
Speaker B:It's a picture he has like, that long, like, you know like how like the Norwegian death metal bands, they have like the long, super long straight hair.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:That's what he looked like.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker C:The only way I was able to get it straight was by getting it chemically straightened.
Speaker C:And that only lasted like two hours.
Speaker C:And then my hair went back to, like, wavy and curly.
Speaker A:I was going to say your hair is pretty curly in this picture.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:That is crazy.
Speaker C:It got much longer.
Speaker C:I'll.
Speaker C:I'll have to find the longer, longer version of the hair, but.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:It's beautiful, man.
Speaker C:Okay, that was high school me.
Speaker B:Okay, now that we saw beautiful curly haired CJ and trip pants and the slipknot shirt.
Speaker B:Are you guys ready?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:I think I just got a point of inspiration.
Speaker A:Gives me something to play for.
Speaker C:If it helps, I believe that picture was taken two years before I actually saw them live here at one of the big venues in the.
Speaker C:In the city.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker C:Yeah, it was a brutal one.
Speaker B:All right, Mac, you have 20 questions I'm asking.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:I took notes, so hopefully you took notes.
Speaker B:That's okay.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:That's great.
Speaker A:That's Great.
Speaker D:I have my pen and notebook right here.
Speaker D:I am the note taker of the group and I stand by that same.
Speaker D:It don't make sense though.
Speaker D:So really, we'll see how it goes.
Speaker A:I'll get.
Speaker A:I'll get maybe two easy ones out of the way.
Speaker A:Is it an item?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:Is it a monster?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Is it above CR10?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker E:No.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:I'm also tallying the questions.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Let's see.
Speaker A:Is it medium sized?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:Is it fae?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:It's probably not small.
Speaker A:And it's probably large.
Speaker A:Is it a beast?
Speaker D:I don't believe so.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay, so wait, hold on.
Speaker A:The camera pan.
Speaker A:Yeah, I missed six.
Speaker A:Yeah, sorry.
Speaker B:My pan.
Speaker B:Yeah, that was.
Speaker A:That was my six.
Speaker A:Oh, I gotta think.
Speaker A:What are other.
Speaker D:This is a hard game.
Speaker A:It is a hard game.
Speaker A:There's so many things it could be too.
Speaker A:That's what.
Speaker A:Like it's so hard to narrow down, I guess.
Speaker D:But.
Speaker D:Well, I guess we're gonna find out.
Speaker A:But yeah.
Speaker C:I mean, just saying, the.
Speaker C:The immediate option first was actually to give less questions to find the answer.
Speaker A:Oh no.
Speaker C:And I said that was way too.
Speaker A:Forget it.
Speaker A:I don't think I would.
Speaker D:I would be lucky if I get it in 20.
Speaker C:Right.
Speaker D:So honest.
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:It's below CR10.
Speaker A:It's not medium.
Speaker A:Is it below CR5?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker A:So it's in between 5 and 10.
Speaker D:Did that count as a question?
Speaker A:Let's see.
Speaker A:I'm also trying to think how out there did Rudy go?
Speaker A:Or is it.
Speaker E:Is it.
Speaker D:Still nervous about that too?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker D:Is this gonna be because.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:So I was ever on was a magic item from Dungeon of the Mad Mage.
Speaker D:Five years, if nothing else.
Speaker B:If nothing else.
Speaker B:You guys have been here long enough to realize I like some obscure items and stuff, right?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Oh, I know.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker E:It's between.
Speaker A:10 And 7.
Speaker A:Is it large?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I feel like one of the most obvious ones is like.
Speaker A:Is it an owl?
Speaker A:Bear?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:I wish.
Speaker B:So that was a question.
Speaker A:That was a question.
Speaker A:I'm at nine.
Speaker D:Oh, I had you at eight.
Speaker B:Gotta keep up.
Speaker B:She's trying to get free questions.
Speaker A:I mean, if you said eight.
Speaker A:I'll take it.
Speaker C:Sneaky.
Speaker A:It's large.
Speaker A:It's not.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker A:Bear.
Speaker A:Is it a dragon?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker E:All right.
Speaker A:I feel like it's gotta be.
Speaker A:Is it a monstrosity?
Speaker A:Then it's got to be a monstrosity.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:Halfway there.
Speaker A:Which also means it's not an aberration, which is good.
Speaker A:And it's large.
Speaker A:I don't know if I'll actually get this.
Speaker A:I probably won't.
Speaker A:It's between 10 and 5.
Speaker A:Maybe you'll know this.
Speaker A:Does it have any special features specifically to it?
Speaker A:Like example would be like a dragon's breath weapon.
Speaker A:Like pretty much only dragons ever have breath weapons.
Speaker A:There are some that do, but most don't.
Speaker D:I have.
Speaker D:It has like a notable trait that I wrote down, but I don't know if it's only.
Speaker A:If it's only.
Speaker A:Okay, I'll take that.
Speaker A:That's okay.
Speaker D:That's my lack of knowledge.
Speaker A:Oh, dang.
Speaker A:Here's a question for you, Rudy.
Speaker A:Can I look anything up?
Speaker A:I'm trying to spit it from dome, but I'm like, now I've got the I.
Speaker A:Because I honestly, I don't think I can even.
Speaker A:I'm at 12 and I'm like, if you went super obscure, I'd have no idea.
Speaker B:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker B:Let me, let me, let me consult with my, my co host.
Speaker A:I'm like, DND beyond has filters.
Speaker A:I could at least get close.
Speaker B:What do you say, cj?
Speaker B:So maybe the filter thing, maybe.
Speaker E:No.
Speaker C:Okay, hold on, hold on.
Speaker C:What should we.
Speaker C:Hold on.
Speaker C:Do you both have friends that you could phone?
Speaker B:You want to phone a friend?
Speaker C:Because I think this would be interesting.
Speaker C:I mean, I'm like, I only, I only want to do it if you, if you both got homies to call on.
Speaker B:It's also like a random time too, Caesar.
Speaker B:So I don't know if anybody gonna answer.
Speaker C:I mean, true.
Speaker B:You want to try phoning a friend.
Speaker A:Not really.
Speaker A:Because a lot of like, I have one.
Speaker A:One other DM friend who knows a bit more than I do, but we're pretty close.
Speaker A:He would probably be just as stumped.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker C:I mean, you can't ask more than a yes or no question.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker A:So here's one.
Speaker A:Can I ask how much health it has?
Speaker D:I have the answer.
Speaker D:Yeah, say it.
Speaker A:Are those ones we can ask.
Speaker D:85Hp?
Speaker A:85Hp is a large monstrosity.
Speaker C:Yeah, because I don't, I don't think that one's too damning.
Speaker C:Now if you were to be like, oh, does it have this place that it's from?
Speaker C:Only at this time of day, in this hour, I'm cool with asking like.
Speaker B:More than yes or no questions because I feel like this was kind of an obscure poll.
Speaker A:Is it a bit.
Speaker B:I think, I think it.
Speaker B:I. I might have made a bad call on this one.
Speaker A:That's okay.
Speaker A:It'll just make it more impressive when I Get it?
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:What are we at right now?
Speaker A:13.
Speaker A:Correct.
Speaker A:Yeah, that was 13.
Speaker D:Keep track.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm spacing out too.
Speaker B:All right, you're at 13, Mac.
Speaker A:Okay, dude, here.
Speaker A:Here's one.
Speaker A:Would you.
Speaker A:Do you think that it's cute?
Speaker A:Would you consider it cute?
Speaker D:I. I think it's, like, ugly cute in a way.
Speaker A:Ugly cute.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:Yeah, I. I would.
Speaker D:I would go up and talk to it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Probably not.
Speaker E:Probably.
Speaker C:I would walk up and talk to it and then never again.
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker D:That's kind of a good question.
Speaker D:Honestly.
Speaker A:Well, because I'm thinking.
Speaker A:I'm trying to even just think of monstrosities.
Speaker A:Like, my brain immediately goes to, like, huge creatures.
Speaker A:Like, literally, like tarrasques or something insane.
Speaker A:But, like, I'm thinking displacer beasts or beasts.
Speaker A:One of my thoughts was a gelatinous cube, but that's.
Speaker A:Technically, that's an U ooze, so I don't think it would be considered a monstrosity with the health at 80.
Speaker A:You said 85 or 88.
Speaker D:It's 84.
Speaker A:84.
Speaker D:My 4 looked like a 5, but that's okay.
Speaker A:84.
Speaker D:That means it's probably an extra health point in there.
Speaker D:The party.
Speaker A:It's probably a CR.
Speaker A:It might be a 6.
Speaker A:And have.
Speaker C:Are you asking?
Speaker A:No, I'm trying to work it through my brain because I'm like, what are all these?
Speaker A:Because usually I'm a big stats guy, so I know a lot of, like, the random stuff like that depend.
Speaker C:What are my stats?
Speaker A:I know you have, like, a 16 charisma.
Speaker A:I think that's good.
Speaker D:It's good.
Speaker C:I appreciate your faith in my charismaticity,.
Speaker D:But.
Speaker A:I know you're.
Speaker C:Everything sounds better with an isid at don't.
Speaker A:You know?
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker A:I just gotta start.
Speaker A:I feel like I just gotta start firing some off, too.
Speaker A:I'm like.
Speaker A:Is.
Speaker A:I'll just.
Speaker A:I'll just guess it.
Speaker A:Is it a CR7?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Does it have more than one attack?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker A:Does it have paws?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I'm not gonna get it.
Speaker A:I'm gonna get as close as I can, but.
Speaker A:Does it have claws?
Speaker D:I thought you said paws.
Speaker A:Claws, like a claw attack or.
Speaker D:It doesn't have a claw attack.
Speaker D:I don't think it has claws.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I guess it just.
Speaker A:I don't even know if it's actually a monstrosity or not, but.
Speaker A:Is it a zorn?
Speaker B:That'd be hilarious.
Speaker B:That would have been great.
Speaker D:No, it's not.
Speaker C:So it doesn't have claws, but picture, like, the Freddy's got finger or Freddy's got fingered sausage scene.
Speaker C:It's kind of like that.
Speaker D:I was like, it had weird.
Speaker D:That's what I was.
Speaker D:Okay, I'm glad I got you clarified that.
Speaker B:We got two guesses left.
Speaker A:I was like, maybe it's a hook horror, but I don't think the.
Speaker C:Did you just call me.
Speaker B:He called you a hooker.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker C:I didn't know I was playing the game,.
Speaker A:Dude.
Speaker A:I feel like I have to at least look up, like, monstrosities in general because I have no idea.
Speaker A:I'm so far off.
Speaker D:You got two questions.
Speaker D:Love that.
Speaker B:I know you got this, Mac.
Speaker B:I believe in you.
Speaker A:You should not.
Speaker A:I. I don't think it's a tras.
Speaker A:Trasks are huge.
Speaker A:I can't even think of monstrosity now.
Speaker C:What the hell?
Speaker A:I'll just ask it.
Speaker A:Is it a hook horror?
Speaker A:H o.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:If you've ever played Baldur's Gate 3, it's the things in the underdark that come flying out of nowhere.
Speaker D:Yeah, I just played that part.
Speaker B:I was about to say I'm probably gonna get some hate from this, but I have not played that.
Speaker C:Oh, no, neither have I.
Speaker A:It's so good.
Speaker C:Been on Crimson Desert.
Speaker A:I have, like 500 hours in it, and I've never beaten it because.
Speaker A:Not because it is hard to beat, but because I get really far, and then I go back and want to make a new character.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker C:That's what happened to me.
Speaker C:Skyrim.
Speaker C:I think on my OG Skyrim, I had like 7 or 800 hours with about 32 different characters.
Speaker C:Some like that just all kinds of crazy builds.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I can't even think of another monstrosity now.
Speaker A:Yeah, I think I'm tapped.
Speaker A:I'll just ask.
Speaker A:Is it.
Speaker A:Can you ride it?
Speaker A:Do you think you'd be able to ride it?
Speaker A:You wouldn't?
Speaker D:I wouldn't.
Speaker D:But I won't tell you what to do.
Speaker C:Ride what you want to ride, homie.
Speaker B:Okay, so that was your final question.
Speaker B:You want to throw, right?
Speaker B:You want to throw random Hail Mary?
Speaker A:Guess I can't.
Speaker A:Like I said, I can't even think of a monstrosity.
Speaker A:I'm so far off.
Speaker D:I'm like, no, I hear you.
Speaker D:I feel like it.
Speaker D:Like, when you need them, they just leave your mind.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:It's the best part.
Speaker B:Everybody's just like, I know this stuff.
Speaker B:But when I'm playing like it, like, I forget.
Speaker B:I was like, good.
Speaker A:Well, because even like Lilith said earlier, I'm like, I like to homebrew a Lot of stuff, too.
Speaker A:So there.
Speaker A:I get a lot of the main ones.
Speaker A:I know, but then I'm like, oh, is that.
Speaker B:I'm thinking.
Speaker A:I'm like, is that a homebrew monster that I'm thinking of?
Speaker A:Or is that a real monster?
Speaker D:I'm like, did I change that or was that the original stat block?
Speaker C:Right.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker D:I'm like,.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, I don't know.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker C:It was big Chungus.
Speaker B:Okay, so you don't want to try to take a guess at it?
Speaker A:No, I have no.
Speaker A:I. I can't even pull something.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I can't even think of a monstrosity, though.
Speaker B:Okay, so since you were not able to get it, we're gonna give a point to Lilith.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker B:All right, you want to go ahead and let me know what it was?
Speaker D:Yeah, it was a banderhob.
Speaker A:A banderhob.
Speaker A:I don't even know if I know what that is.
Speaker D:Little.
Speaker D:Little frog thingy.
Speaker A:It kind of looks like.
Speaker D:I was like, is it cute?
Speaker D:Was it just making it up?
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker C:It's got a face that only the back end of a shovel could love.
Speaker A:Jesus.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:All right, Mac, you want to roll me a D6 to see what you're getting?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:If it's a magic item, I'm.
Speaker D:I'm cooked.
Speaker A:I got a four.
Speaker B:Okay, A four.
Speaker A:Cool, cool, cool.
Speaker C:He's like, that is magic item.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker B:I got a bunch of.
Speaker B:I got a bunch of, like, mixed in there, so that's gonna be fun.
Speaker D:I'm not good with trivia, because at.
Speaker B:First I was gonna do Just Creatures, but, like, where's the fun in that, right?
Speaker B:And then I saw this.
Speaker B:I was like, my chair.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:And then I saw this, and I was like, you know what?
Speaker B:I may have up.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Actually, I'm gonna stick this.
Speaker B:Alrighty.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker A:I gotcha.
Speaker A:Crazy thing is, I already know what this is.
Speaker B:He's like, I'm like, I'm gonna do the minimal amount of research on this.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Here's the thing.
Speaker A:I don't need to do much.
Speaker B:You gotta love that confidence.
Speaker D:I'm hopeful because Mac is a DM, and the DM's job is to guide and I have faith that I will be guided towards.
Speaker B:Max.
Speaker B:Like, yeah, I'm a dm, but this don't require a dm.
Speaker B:This is Mac the Contestant.
Speaker B:That's a whole different beast.
Speaker D:I also know what happens when you receive a DMs fury, so this requires blood.
Speaker B:Oh, thank heavens.
Speaker B:I have another marker.
Speaker D:I will be taking notes for myself again so I can keep track of everything I had.
Speaker E:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker D:I need a few tabs open if I'm gonna get.
Speaker D:Correct.
Speaker A:I was gonna say I'm.
Speaker D:Let me clarify.
Speaker A:I'm just gonna pull it up.
Speaker A:I know what this is, So I. I'm fairly good to go.
Speaker D:Look, I took notes.
Speaker D:You can do it.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah, normally I. I agree.
Speaker A:I'm the note taker, so.
Speaker A:Especially once I became the dm, everyone else is like, oh, shit.
Speaker A:Someone has to write.
Speaker A:Write down what he says.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Yeah, bend over.
Speaker D:Duh.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:You guys ready?
Speaker A:That's funny.
Speaker D:Oh, yeah, it's ready as I'll ever be.
Speaker B:That's something like confidence.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker C:Close enough.
Speaker B:It's confidence adjacent.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:I got enough misplaced confidence, right?
Speaker D:I can get through this at the very end.
Speaker B:Words to live by.
Speaker D:All right, I will.
Speaker D:I will start with the most feared option I can think of.
Speaker D:Is this a magic item?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:You did that on purpose.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Jeez.
Speaker D:Do you have to attune to this item?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Is it considered a wondrous item?
Speaker A:Can you order it?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Dante, my love.
Speaker D:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker C:Oh,.
Speaker D:Magic item.
Speaker C:We heard about you being chased in a displacer beast coat by guards.
Speaker C:What the did you get into this time?
Speaker E:Well, like, I.
Speaker E:Basically, I took a nap in an alley, like one does, and happened to wake up with a furry critter on my back, if you catch my drift.
Speaker E:So after a little scuffle, I thought, you know, I have a pal, Rudy, who could use a new merkin.
Speaker E:And the rest is history.
Speaker E:Here we are.
Speaker E:What's up, people?
Speaker B:I have my own.
Speaker B:I thank you to know that I got this.
Speaker C:He has three of them.
Speaker E:I even broke it in, so pardon the moisture.
Speaker B:You don't keep that button.
Speaker B:Keep that here.
Speaker B:Oh, Christ.
Speaker B:Okay, so we're gonna.
Speaker B:We're halfway through a game right here, Dante.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:Hey, I needed the break.
Speaker D:My thoughts.
Speaker B:Okay, so L. You're on.
Speaker B:Three guesses so far.
Speaker D:Oh, okay.
Speaker D:I'm trying to think of how to phrase this question.
Speaker D:Actually, scratch that.
Speaker D:Is this some kind of weapon?
Speaker D:Yes, that's a fun magic item.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Does this item.
Speaker D:Does one attribute of this item include altering a player's stats in some kind of way?
Speaker A:I would say yes.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker A:I'm gonna say.
Speaker A:I'm gonna.
Speaker A:I'm gonna give you kind of.
Speaker A:Because I think what you're asking is, like, an actual ability score, which it does Not.
Speaker D:Oh, okay.
Speaker D:No, that, that.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:I have an idea.
Speaker D:I'm gonna write down with a question mark and ask my questions.
Speaker D:I need to be thorough merely because I have been inflicted with this before, and I say inflicted very, very specifically.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:In that case, would it.
Speaker D:Again, how do I phrase this question?
Speaker D:Would this weapon be especially lethal towards a certain kind of creature?
Speaker D:Like, is it especially potent towards a certain type of.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, I wouldn't say so.
Speaker A:Okay, maybe a little bit.
Speaker A:A little bit to Dante's question, Maybe a little.
Speaker A:But to your.
Speaker A:To Lila's question, no.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Just to verify.
Speaker B:I'm at 6Mac, is that also you have.
Speaker A:I think so.
Speaker D:That's what I have.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I get.
Speaker B:I get swept up in the game and I just.
Speaker A:All right, cool, cool.
Speaker D:I have six different notes, so there we go.
Speaker D:This is a throwaway question, but I really, really need to know the answer, so I'm going to use it.
Speaker D:Would I look really badass holding this weapon?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, 100%.
Speaker D:It's important for my mental health to know this.
Speaker D:I can rest easy.
Speaker D:Hit my microphone.
Speaker D:I got so excited.
Speaker D:Badass.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker B:Did that go to your notes?
Speaker A:Badass.
Speaker D:Camera does not want to admit I would look badass.
Speaker B:The zoom.
Speaker D:The zoom.
Speaker B:Sometimes it'd be your own people.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Do you have to attend doing that?
Speaker D:Do you have to attune to that weapon?
Speaker D:I'm trying to remember.
Speaker D:I got it for Christmas, so I don't remember if my DM was just like, have this, or if I was like, hey, I gotta.
Speaker D:I gotta spend some quality time with this bad boy.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker D:Does it.
Speaker D:The.
Speaker D:The title of this item?
Speaker D:Does it have like a super fancy title or is the name of it kind of just what it is?
Speaker D:Does that make sense?
Speaker A:Yeah, I wouldn't call it super fancy.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:At least the.
Speaker A:The title I would not call fancy Fancy boy.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:F8.
Speaker D:I'm deciding if I want to guess my guess now.
Speaker D:You know what?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:You're only at 8 right now, right?
Speaker B:Take some liberties.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Take some free swings.
Speaker D:I'm not like.
Speaker D:I think I'm tunnel visioning myself.
Speaker D:It's not.
Speaker D:Is it.
Speaker D:Is it a Berserker blade or sword, whatever that's called?
Speaker A:It is not the Berserker Ax.
Speaker D:Berserker ax.
Speaker D:Oh, okay.
Speaker D:It was given to me as a sword, so.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, I think I. Yeah, I think Berserk is like one of the things that can just be added to like any of them.
Speaker A:I actually think in my head, I'm thinking Blood Rager Ax, because that's the one.
Speaker A:Like, specifically, like, everyone gives that to their barbarian.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:So that it does a ton of damage.
Speaker A:Plus, it's cursed, so it's fun to use.
Speaker D:Yeah, that's what I thought you meant when you said kind of for, like, altered.
Speaker B:You're like, berserker can be added to anything.
Speaker B:I was like.
Speaker B:You're like, berserker can be added to anything.
Speaker B:I was like, can I get a Berserker bag of holding, please?
Speaker B:You gotta fist fight it if you want an item.
Speaker A:I was gonna say, whenever you put something in, you have to make a deck saved.
Speaker A:Make sure it doesn't chomp off your hand.
Speaker B:I'm taking that for a campaign.
Speaker C:What are you talking about?
Speaker E:The bag man gets more op.
Speaker C:Yeah, Dante's prison bag of holding has that security feature.
Speaker E:Although it's not used a lot because we want to welcome adventurers, not turn them.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker D:The cat like that.
Speaker D:Welcome.
Speaker D:Okay, so I'm at nine.
Speaker D:I gotta regroup now.
Speaker D:Yeah, I was tunnel visioning.
Speaker A:Oh, no Wonders.
Speaker D:It is a weapon.
Speaker D:I would look badass.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:I think I will get a little less specific and say, is this weapon a specific weapon or is it like the Berserker, where it can be, like, on anything?
Speaker A:It is a specific.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:I think it's vicious.
Speaker A:Would be another thing like that where it's like.
Speaker D:Yep.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:It does, like, extra damage.
Speaker D:Flame tongue.
Speaker D:Where it.
Speaker D:Yeah, right.
Speaker A:All right, that's 10.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker D:Am I allowed to ask a not yes or no question now?
Speaker D:Yeah, okay.
Speaker B:That was always an option.
Speaker D:What would the weapon be?
Speaker D:The, like, specific.
Speaker A:Oh, I don't know if I can tell you specific.
Speaker A:That would probably give it away.
Speaker D:Okay, never mind.
Speaker A:Yeah, never mind.
Speaker B:I see her Jedi mind trick.
Speaker D:I want it too easy.
Speaker B:She's like, can you show me a picture of what it is?
Speaker D:Like, I don't want the title.
Speaker D:I just wanted, like, sword ax.
Speaker A:Like, Right.
Speaker C:Show me the item I'm looking for.
Speaker D:Yeah, I understand.
Speaker D:The problem is I'm forgetting every single weapon I've ever had.
Speaker B:Good, good, good.
Speaker D:That's exactly the intention.
Speaker E:Is it a honey badger?
Speaker E:Skip it.
Speaker B:That would have been great.
Speaker C:I am still working on that, by the way.
Speaker C:It will be a thing, I promise.
Speaker B:So since you technically didn't ask that question, we won't mark it against you.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:No, no, no.
Speaker D:No answer no question.
Speaker D:I like, no, run it back.
Speaker D:Oh, my God, this is taking forever.
Speaker D:Because I just can't think of any more Questions?
Speaker A:Oh, I. I took forever.
Speaker A:You're still doing great.
Speaker D:This is why we didn't get any shit talking, right?
Speaker D:You're doing great.
Speaker D:You can do this.
Speaker D:Just think, you got this.
Speaker C:The nicest episode of the season.
Speaker D:Friendly competition.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker D:Would this weapon be found in a specific place?
Speaker C:Trying to see if it has real Sword in the Stone vibes.
Speaker D:Oh, I just, like.
Speaker A:I feel like I would put it in a specific place, but there's nothing in the, like, description or anything that would.
Speaker A:That says it has to be in a specific place.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Just real quick question, Mac.
Speaker A:Where.
Speaker B:Where exactly would you put this?
Speaker B:Just asking for a friend.
Speaker A:Where would I put it?
Speaker B:Just randomly, just trying to figure this out.
Speaker E:I'll.
Speaker A:I'll give you.
Speaker A:I'll give you a little.
Speaker A:Little hint.
Speaker C:It might be.
Speaker A:Well, I don't want to.
Speaker A:I'll do it after.
Speaker A:I might.
Speaker A:I might give you a little hint.
Speaker D:Can I.
Speaker D:Can I use that as my question?
Speaker D:Where would you put this?
Speaker A:Where would I put this?
Speaker A:I would put this in.
Speaker A:If I'm talking our campaign right now and to just get.
Speaker A:Get on Rudy's nerves a little bit.
Speaker A:In.
Speaker A:In some ruins.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker C:I knew I had the right idea.
Speaker D:Point for Brownie.
Speaker E:Point for host.
Speaker D:Juicy.
Speaker A:I like that.
Speaker D:Oh, what the hell is the name of that weapon?
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker D:Oh, the zoom.
Speaker C:It has perfect timing.
Speaker B:Oh, I thought you were guessing a weapon.
Speaker B:I was like, what's the zoom?
Speaker B:You don't.
Speaker A:You don't know the zoom?
Speaker A:That's like a standard.
Speaker C:Oh, it is a spell in Dragon Quest.
Speaker D:I don't know any spells in Dragon Quest.
Speaker D:Oh, I totally.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker A:It's one of those, like, on the tip of your tongue, and it's just.
Speaker D:Like, I see it in my head and I, like, I see it in the.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:This is gonna haunt your dreams.
Speaker B:If you don't get it way the.
Speaker D:Way you're gonna tell me what it is, and I'm gonna be like, that's what that is called.
Speaker D:It's my mind.
Speaker D:Oh, all right.
Speaker D:I just, like, almost broke my chair.
Speaker D:So that's how irate I am at myself.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker E:The way you're frantically waving your pen around and, like, the camera zooming in on your face.
Speaker E:I'm just waiting for you to draw, like, a unibrow on yourself.
Speaker D:I didn't draw on my chin earlier, and I, like, quickly wiped it off.
Speaker A:If I do that, it just blends in.
Speaker D:I mean, business.
Speaker D:Okay, I gotta.
Speaker D:I gotta lock in here.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, we got.
Speaker A:We got this.
Speaker A:We got this.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:You wouldn't say it has a fancy.
Speaker A:I'm gonna pull out my own notebook now, just in case.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:It doesn't have to be.
Speaker D:But you.
Speaker D:How many am I at?
Speaker D:1, 2, 3.
Speaker E:I'm sounding like Squidward walking in a cave.
Speaker B:I have 12.
Speaker D:Jeez.
Speaker D:I'm running out of fr.
Speaker A:Well, because she asked one that we didn't count.
Speaker A:That's what it was.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's why.
Speaker A:So she's asked 11.
Speaker A:She's on 12.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's what I have.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, you got.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:If that makes sense.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:We have 11 right now.
Speaker D:I don't want to waste all my answers just asking yes no to different types of weapons.
Speaker D:That feels wasteful.
Speaker D:But also, if that's the key to figuring out what it is, part of me is like, just send it Right.
Speaker C:Could be insightful.
Speaker C:You never know.
Speaker D:I. I don't have a very big insight score.
Speaker D:Oh, God.
Speaker D:Does it do.
Speaker D:What type of damage does it do?
Speaker D:Can you tell me that?
Speaker A:Do you want, like, the die roll, or do you want, like, slashing, bludgeoning, piercing?
Speaker D:Give me slashing, bludgeoning, piercing, saying for.
Speaker A:Now, it gives bludgeoning damage.
Speaker A:Also, that's not even in the actual description things of it.
Speaker A:I just know that.
Speaker D:Oh, okay.
Speaker D:Got elite knowledge.
Speaker A:I was like, that's one that I knew right away.
Speaker D:No, I'm.
Speaker D:I'm.
Speaker D:I'm impressed.
Speaker D:Genuinely.
Speaker C:Mac, for good spelling his name a four in the middle just so you didn't get scared.
Speaker D:Oh, damn.
Speaker D:It's getting Mac and cheesy in here.
Speaker D:All righty.
Speaker D:I guess as a gm.
Speaker D:What?
Speaker D:I guess what.
Speaker D:This is kind of subjective, but what level character would you feel comfortable or party.
Speaker D:Would you feel comfortable giving this to without.
Speaker A:That's exactly what I thought you were going to ask, and I think I would have.
Speaker A:It would have to be a.
Speaker A:Like a late level.
Speaker D:Like, so it's like.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Damn it.
Speaker A:We're only level four.
Speaker B:I don't want to play this game anymore.
Speaker B:This game.
Speaker B:I'm done.
Speaker D:Quick, play the outro.
Speaker D:We're done.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:They didn't.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:So I would look real badass with this.
Speaker A:You look real badass.
Speaker A:Oh, that's why I said badass.
Speaker A:Capital letters.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:I got.
Speaker D:I got people's brains splattering away, explosions in the background.
Speaker A:Probably.
Speaker D:I gotta get this commissioned after.
Speaker C:It sounds very mura of you.
Speaker D:Yeah, I. I don't.
Speaker D:I don't know if I could lock in anymore because it's just like, now I'm just like, how can I customize this for me?
Speaker D:Lil ass person.
Speaker D:Now I'm greedy.
Speaker D:Okay, so late level bludgeoning runes.
Speaker D:I'm getting an aesthetic and it's not the weapon.
Speaker D:I was like, what the hell is that called?
Speaker D:So at least that won't haunt my dreams.
Speaker D:Does this have any kind of special abilities that is specific to as a item?
Speaker A:I would say yes.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:I feel like I asked a similar question, but I don't remember what it was.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Does it.
Speaker D:Besides like physical damage, does it have any other kind of effects?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:I figured since it was a big boy weapon kind of alters stats kind of, but not that way.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:15.
Speaker A:15.
Speaker D:I'm panicking now.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:I think I have to just start guessing.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker D:Is it.
Speaker D:Is it a hammer of some kind?
Speaker A:No,.
Speaker D:That's what I was Picture.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's what I was worried you.
Speaker A:Because as soon as you said like a big boy in the bludgeoning, I was like, oh, she's gonna think it's a hammer.
Speaker A:I'm like,.
Speaker D:I just think I'd look badass with a hammer.
Speaker A:And I think that's problem.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Everything's not about me though.
Speaker D:And I lesson I have to learn through this experience.
Speaker D:Oh, I'm so cooked.
Speaker D:I like forgot every single magic item ever.
Speaker D:I think I'm tunnel visioning in on the wrong thing.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I will say this.
Speaker A:This is not one that I would immediately think of.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:It's one that I. I knew ahead of time for kind of specific reasons, but.
Speaker D:Right.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's also kind of like out there a little bit.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker D:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Speaker A:But I will.
Speaker A:I will also give you a little more the.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:Remember the.
Speaker A:It's not a fancy name, but I'd still give it at late level.
Speaker D:That's what is throwing me.
Speaker A:Throwing you off?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:As I'm like.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:I'm like, okay.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:I guess.
Speaker D:Oh, God.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:If it had a favorite color, what would it be?
Speaker D:The weapon, I mean.
Speaker D:Oh, there's a strategy here you don't understand.
Speaker A:Oh, there is, but I don't want to steer you wrong either, because I have a color that I would give it, but I don't know if it's the same one you would give it.
Speaker D:That's okay.
Speaker D:Anything.
Speaker D:Right now.
Speaker A:I would give it purple.
Speaker A:I would give it a very like, iridescent purple.
Speaker D:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:Three left.
Speaker D:18.
Speaker D:Does that match up with everyone else?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:This next one will be 18.
Speaker D:Oh, shucks.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:That actually did kind of help Because I'm getting like.
Speaker D:I'm getting like a.
Speaker D:It steered me in a different direction, which was helpful.
Speaker D:Okay, finally, we're gonna wrap this up.
Speaker D:It doesn't have a fancy name.
Speaker D:That's what's throwing me off.
Speaker A:Yeah, I. I would not consider it fancy.
Speaker A:I guess I should.
Speaker D:I think we're on the same page with what fancy means.
Speaker D:Because each time we go over this, we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Because, like, my thought is like, like, Tasha's hideous laughter is a fancy spell.
Speaker D:Because it's named someone else's proper noun.
Speaker A:Yeah, 20 words exactly.
Speaker D:Official title.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker D:Is the weapon sentient?
Speaker A:No, I don't.
Speaker D:I didn't think so, but I figured I'd ask.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Okay, two guesses left.
Speaker D:I am so not.
Speaker D:Two guesses left.
Speaker A:This is a tough one.
Speaker A:Just this game in general, I feel like is tough.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker B:There's like, I put six.
Speaker B:So it's three tough, three easy.
Speaker B:And you guys just happen to roll the hard.
Speaker A:Happy to get the toughs.
Speaker B:Oh, no, that's all, like, right?
Speaker B:That's why I was like, you know what?
Speaker A:I'll just go owlbear for one of them.
Speaker A:Because if it's an easy one, it might just be the easy that was on there.
Speaker A:Was it?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:I. I'm so cooked.
Speaker D:Can we go back to, like, how much damage it does dice wise?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You want to do dice wise?
Speaker A:I want to say it's a D6.
Speaker A:Let me double check.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's a.
Speaker A:So I'll even give you this.
Speaker A:It's a D6 or a D8.
Speaker D:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:Especially since we're on one.
Speaker A:One more.
Speaker D:I'm gonna make the.
Speaker D:Oh, that's the bad hip cat.
Speaker D:I'm gonna assume that's the case because it's too.
Speaker D:It can be two handed or it's like, versatile.
Speaker D:Oh, boy.
Speaker D:Oh, geez.
Speaker D:It's okay.
Speaker D:I was kind of getting that vibe anyway.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker D:I think I'm cooked.
Speaker D:I like.
Speaker B:So you either have one more question or two guesses.
Speaker B:Because you get one final guess.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker D:I don't even know what I would guess at this point.
Speaker D:I think I'm in the same boat Mac was.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Like, I'm like, I had one idea and that wasn't it.
Speaker D:Then the other one, I'm like, right, okay.
Speaker D:Is.
Speaker D:Do you know if this weapon is introduced in a, like, specific campaign or if it was just like.
Speaker D:Does that make sense?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:If it's like, from a specific Book.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:It is not from, like, a module or.
Speaker A:Or anything specific like that.
Speaker D:Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker D:All right, that is past that earlier.
Speaker D:Because if it was.
Speaker D:Yes, I definitely could have.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:Because there's.
Speaker A:There's only so many specific to.
Speaker A:To like.
Speaker A:Like, I'm thinking Curse of Strahd stuff.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:Like the damn.
Speaker D:What's the tree staff that.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:I got that in two different campaigns.
Speaker D:One of them was Curse of Strahd.
Speaker D:Fun fact.
Speaker D:At that point in the campaign, we TPK'd.
Speaker A:And I was so bad about.
Speaker D:Wasn't even my fault.
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker D:Anyways, irrelevant.
Speaker D:My final guess.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker A:Oh,.
Speaker D:The.
Speaker D:Okay, I know you said you would give it purple, but I am going to say the.
Speaker D:The purple glitter mace of.
Speaker B:Unfortunately.
Speaker B:Unfortunately, that is not it.
Speaker B:So Michael got a point because you weren't able to guess it.
Speaker B:Mac, you want to go ahead and let her know what it was?
Speaker A:It was the.
Speaker A:The staff of the Magi.
Speaker C:That's why I'm, like, one of Rudy's favorites.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's one of the.
Speaker A:Like, that's why I was like, it's.
Speaker A:To me, it's not fancy because it's literally just the staff of the magician.
Speaker D:No, I agree.
Speaker A:Like, I wouldn't call that fancy, but.
Speaker D:I would answer it the same way.
Speaker D:And purple.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Because I'm thinking spellcasters, and I'm thinking.
Speaker D:You have me clock for a spellcaster Tuesday.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Alrighty.
Speaker B:So after that game, you guys ended.
Speaker B:Two.
Speaker A:Two.
Speaker B:All right, I believe, Mac, it is your turn to roll long.
Speaker D:Because we were both like,.
Speaker A:Oh, God, that's funny.
Speaker A:I'm rolling a D4 or D6.
Speaker B:Yeah, D4.
Speaker A:D4.
Speaker C:Do you mind if I take this one?
Speaker B:Yeah, that's all you, buddy.
Speaker C:Got a three.
Speaker C:So that would be the heist.
Speaker D:Oh, the heist.
Speaker C:So I have some ideas of heists that can be done, and they range from easy to extremely chaotic.
Speaker C:So, Mac, I will have you roll a D20.
Speaker C:And while you do that.
Speaker C:So basically, they will start going through.
Speaker C:I will give them kind of the explanation of the heist.
Speaker C:You guys will have to go through it.
Speaker C:And Dante and Rudy at the end will basically be the guards that may or may not come in, depending how well you explain your heist.
Speaker C:They will decide if you succeeded and they don't find you or if it's the other way around.
Speaker E:You are not getting these raviolis.
Speaker A:I'm coming for your raviolis, Doctor.
Speaker D:Give me all the mud muns.
Speaker A:You don't want those Mun Muns, guys.
Speaker C:So, Mac, what is your number?
Speaker A:I rolled a nine.
Speaker C:You rolled a nine.
Speaker C:Ooh.
Speaker C:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker C:So this is the museum job.
Speaker C:So a museum is displaying an ancient, cursed relic, and the party will have one night to steal it before a rival crew does.
Speaker C:Now, unfortunately, every exhibit may or may not be secretly alive.
Speaker C:We'll have to find out.
Speaker C:So, basically, you guys, I'll give you a minute to think on that.
Speaker C:And then just action in action.
Speaker C:Start acting it out.
Speaker C:I might throw some crazy in the middle.
Speaker C:It's hard to say, but, yeah, we will say.
Speaker D:Are we allowed to utilize magic?
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:Just know that magic can always backfire.
Speaker D:Well, yes.
Speaker D:I would expect nothing less.
Speaker C:So if you guys roll, I will say, since Rudy has the most DM experience, he will choose the dc.
Speaker B:Rudy's like, are you sure?
Speaker B:Wait, what's going on?
Speaker C:So if they roll for.
Speaker C:For magic, you will have to decide based off their role, if it's going to be high enough to hit or if it's going to backfire.
Speaker E:Okay, you might want to make that staff of the Magi a little more accessible.
Speaker A:Yeah, we'll see if it's.
Speaker A:If it's in these ruins they're coming up on or if it may be used against them.
Speaker C:Right, we will go ahead and start your minute planning period now.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker C:And I don't have any more beatbox.
Speaker C:And that was the extent of my skills.
Speaker A:Oh,.
Speaker B:Hear me out.
Speaker B:Just to make weird, they're DCs.
Speaker B:I'm going to roll against them instead.
Speaker C:There we go.
Speaker D:We're doing straight rollies.
Speaker C:And then at the end, all I will need from you and Dante when it comes to if they.
Speaker C:If they succeeded or not, is we will give them a few options.
Speaker C:Well, I will give you guys a few options.
Speaker C:So there will be a clean success, a messy success, a partial success, total chaos or betrayal.
Speaker C:Twist.
Speaker C:And I will give them.
Speaker B:Not Mun Muns.
Speaker B:Indeed.
Speaker C:And I will give them one final little prompt to just go off of there.
Speaker B:Okay, so, Dante, did you get the lemon pepper steppers that match the coat?
Speaker E:They were all out of lemon pepper.
Speaker E:You gotta take buffalo spicy.
Speaker B:Damn.
Speaker A:Here's.
Speaker A:Here's a question for you, cj.
Speaker A:Are we.
Speaker A:Are we doing these heist solo or are we.
Speaker A:Do we have a team?
Speaker A:So, because I'm starting to write down species that will help me, but if it's just me, my human,.
Speaker C:It is a solo heist.
Speaker C:Yeah, we want to make this one.
Speaker C:Take out my.
Speaker A:My tabaxi monk and my cloud, Goliath, so he can just miss.
Speaker C:Since you guys.
Speaker C:That's fine.
Speaker C:Since you guys are pretty creative, I figure we gotta add a little, you know, a little bit of the spice to it.
Speaker C:A little bit of, you know, habanero.
Speaker B:You guys get one taser that randomly goes off.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:You don't know if it's gonna go off on you or the enemy.
Speaker D:Favorite magic items.
Speaker A:Yeah, there you go.
Speaker D:Nothing but shoot.
Speaker D:Tomato.
Speaker C:If you can, check the basement.
Speaker C:And if you think it's good enough, would you please distribute that?
Speaker A:I'm scared.
Speaker C:And guys, your time spell called man.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker C:So remember, it is the museum job.
Speaker B:That's pretty.
Speaker C:For an ancient cursed relic.
Speaker C:Hell, yeah.
Speaker C:If.
Speaker C:If you can, while I explain this again, would you mind sending that off?
Speaker B:I'll send it to them.
Speaker C:So you guys have one night before a rival crew comes.
Speaker A:So the zoom.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker C:It's always perfect.
Speaker C:So you guys should also be getting something interesting in Discord, I believe here coming up.
Speaker C:So in the meantime,.
Speaker A:Let's skip it.
Speaker A:Matt, go ahead and homie.
Speaker A:Oh, no, we broke Lila.
Speaker D:I had to mute my mic for that one.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker C:And yes, you are sure as able to use that in a campaign.
Speaker D:I've thought about this so much.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Okay, that's two for day.
Speaker D:I gotta read up on.
Speaker A:Skip it.
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker B:The honey badger skip it has risen.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker C:I don't want to cry.
Speaker D:This is the best thing I could have gotten all night.
Speaker B:I mean, I would have said a win, but.
Speaker B:Yeah, the honey badger skip is pretty cool, too.
Speaker D:I mean, well.
Speaker C:So, Mac, how you.
Speaker C:How are you doing this heist?
Speaker C:I want you to kind of walk it through in a blend of explanation and roleplay.
Speaker C:And begin.
Speaker C:All right, we'll.
Speaker C:Let me set the scene for you.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:Outside this weird looking museum where you feel like you're hearing talking, but at the same time, you know it's closed and there should not be talking.
Speaker C:You see, the guards get kind of distracted by what looks like it could be a butterfly or something similar.
Speaker E:It was me running by their ass naked.
Speaker C:It was.
Speaker C:It was indeed Dante.
Speaker C:And they felt like he was gonna run in and taint the exhibits.
Speaker C:So now what?
Speaker C:They are distracted.
Speaker B:Emphasis on taint.
Speaker C:Well, they are distracted.
Speaker C:You now have the shot that your team.
Speaker C:And by your team, I mean you.
Speaker C:Has been looking for.
Speaker A:Okay, So I think.
Speaker A:So here's.
Speaker A:Here's my thought process a little bit.
Speaker A:In this first action, I'm debating on going to the roof or just Going through the front door, especially if the guards are not around.
Speaker C:I think, you know, they're.
Speaker C:They're long gone.
Speaker A:They're long gone.
Speaker C:They're.
Speaker A:They're.
Speaker C:They're chasing Dante, probably to this tavern.
Speaker C:So you got a little bit of time.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I've got.
Speaker C:Just know the distance from the tavern to the museum.
Speaker C:I mean, you'll have at least, I want to say, like, each of you will have about six hours, give or take.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:Before.
Speaker A:Before guards come back.
Speaker A:These are.
Speaker A:These are not good guards.
Speaker A:I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker A:Six hours.
Speaker C:That's just the front door guards.
Speaker C:No one said anything about inside.
Speaker A:Well, so this is what I'll do then.
Speaker A:I. I am at reckless abandon in this moment, so I'm gonna.
Speaker A:I'm gonna cast silence on the front door and smash it through.
Speaker B:You ready for your first roll?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Give me that D20, buddy.
Speaker A:Yeah, I got straight down the middle.
Speaker A:I got a 10.
Speaker B:No fucking way, dude.
Speaker B:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker A:Did you.
Speaker A:Oh, you got eight.
Speaker B:No, it's right there.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah, the 10.
Speaker A:The 10.
Speaker C:But if it meets a beat.
Speaker C:If it meets exactly.
Speaker C:So as you tear through that door, not a sound is made except for applause that you hear, but you cannot see where it's coming from.
Speaker E:That was just my ass cheeks running down the street.
Speaker B:Oh, my bad, guys.
Speaker C:I thought I was flapping.
Speaker A:I just look over for a second, and it's, like, popping your head.
Speaker A:I was like, it's better than what.
Speaker D:It was pointed to before.
Speaker C:This is a family program.
Speaker E:Program.
Speaker D:Distraction tactics.
Speaker D:I was yelling at my dog in my camera.
Speaker D:I'm not in control of this ice.
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker D:I apologize continuously.
Speaker A:I think if I hear this applause, even if it is just Dante's ass, I just, like, put my arms up.
Speaker A:I'm like, yep, yep, that's me.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker C:And while you're doing that, out of the corner of your eye maybe a good 60ft going through, like, one of the entryways to the wings, you see a figure move past.
Speaker A:As.
Speaker A:Here's.
Speaker A:Here's my next question.
Speaker A:Are we flipping back and forth, or is this all me first and then all Lilith?
Speaker C:We're gonna give you guys each your times to shine, okay?
Speaker D:We both meet at the.
Speaker A:The Artifact, and we're like, yeah, the Spiderman.
Speaker C:So hear me out.
Speaker C:Actually, if you guys want to give them that opportunity, we can go back to back.
Speaker C:Judges, what do you say?
Speaker B:Grip it or rip it, brother.
Speaker B:Back to back,.
Speaker C:Dante.
Speaker C:All right, so back to back.
Speaker C:So we will pause a Mr. Mr. Mac attack.
Speaker C:And we will go to.
Speaker B:Hello, Mr. McIntosh.
Speaker B:I was like, hey, I never heard that one before.
Speaker D:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker D:Okay, so I. I did take a little bit of a different approach with my entrance.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker D:And it will take more time, but I think it'll be worth my while.
Speaker C:And you definitely do notice the exact same thing.
Speaker C:You notice guards running away a bare ass.
Speaker C:Dante and Ye.
Speaker D:Yeah, I think I get a point of inspiration for that one.
Speaker C:D gets a st point.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:I. I would like to also note that I. I have done my research before this heist.
Speaker D:I'm studying maps of the museum, looking up what's in there.
Speaker D:I also did make a list of NPC names should I need them.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:That's a style point.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:You came up with aliases.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:So if anyone asks, my name is in course.
Speaker D:On your knees.
Speaker C:That's great.
Speaker D:However, I. I decided that I would take.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:My dog.
Speaker C:It's okay.
Speaker A:We're.
Speaker C:We're an animal.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker C:We're an animal friendly podcast.
Speaker D:Honey badger.
Speaker D:Skip it.
Speaker E:So.
Speaker D:Always come back to me, my Facebook companion.
Speaker D:I decided I'm going to take the underground passage, I. E. The sewers, into the museum.
Speaker B:That's the fanciest way I've heard a sewer.
Speaker B:Describe the underground passage.
Speaker B:I was like, underground, like the sewers.
Speaker B:I was like, ew.
Speaker E:That's what they called me in prison.
Speaker C:So you.
Speaker C:You have successfully entered the underground passage, but you can tell the passage does not fucking want you there.
Speaker E:Well, let's not be has.
Speaker D:I was gonna make a joke about how I brought the lube, but I don't think.
Speaker E:Not needed, sister.
Speaker D:Okay, so there's a message about how it doesn't want me there.
Speaker C:No, not a message.
Speaker C:You get this feeling that it doesn't want you there, and it starts becoming very, very heavy.
Speaker A:Feeling.
Speaker D:Okay, in that case, I am going to preemptively activate my inflatable pants, which I did bring ahead of time and I did write down in my notes.
Speaker A:So my proof.
Speaker A:I love how you went to show it and the camera moved away from it,.
Speaker D:Just in case, because I have a feeling like it's gonna either flood or I'm gonna get pulled down or something's gonna happen that's gonna try and.
Speaker C:Nothing yet.
Speaker C:Now you're just in the tunnels walking with inflatable pants.
Speaker D:Name a better.
Speaker D:Name a better activity you could be doing on this.
Speaker D:Fine.
Speaker D:What's it?
Speaker D:Monday.
Speaker D:Monday night,.
Speaker C:As you're cruising in these inflatable pants, you do notice a set of stairs maybe, say, 60ft in.
Speaker E:Also, they're made out of that, like,'90s windbreaker material, so they go when you walk.
Speaker D:Inflatable pants.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker D:That could be to my detriment, but it's later.
Speaker D:I'm hoping the applause and naked running Dante will muffle the noise.
Speaker D:In that case, where the stairs are, can I, like, throw something at them just to make sure they're not gonna, like, eat me?
Speaker C:You can.
Speaker C:Woody, would you like that to be a check roll?
Speaker B:It give me strength.
Speaker A:Strength.
Speaker D:I think in real life, I have a negative modifier, so I use it.
Speaker D:This is a straight roll.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker A:12.
Speaker D:It was so close to a 20.
Speaker C:So what happens, Rudy?
Speaker B:You go to throw it, and then, I don't know, you ch just a jolly horse in your arm and you straight down and poopy splash water.
Speaker B:Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker C:Dante, you hear of or not?
Speaker C:Dante?
Speaker C:Ma.
Speaker C:Sorry.
Speaker C:I was looking at Dante square because I thought I saw his audio thing, so I was waiting for him to talk.
Speaker C:You hear a faint, faint, faint sound, but you cannot tell what it is.
Speaker A:Can I tell what direction it's in?
Speaker C:You wouldn't hear.
Speaker C:We have the slightest bit of the reaction to the poopy doody water splash because that could determine if you hear something else.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:Oh, my reaction to that.
Speaker D:I think that.
Speaker D:Wait.
Speaker D:Okay, so real quick.
Speaker D:Is the honey badger skip it what we're trying to get, or do I have it?
Speaker D:I think that affects this whole situation.
Speaker D:If I have a honey badger skip it attached to my ankle.
Speaker C:So I think if the honey badger skip, it will be apart.
Speaker C:I think that would be end goal.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:Okay, that's good, because I don't think the honey badger would like the poopy stinky water.
Speaker C:No, no.
Speaker C:It would probably just go ape.
Speaker B:In that case, it's a strong, independent honey badger.
Speaker B:You don't know what it wants.
Speaker D:Okay, fair.
Speaker D:No, you're so right.
Speaker D:My bad.
Speaker D:Shouldn't have assumed.
Speaker D:Well, I'm going to, like, try and use my inflatable pants to, like, wipe my face, because I assume it's water resistant.
Speaker D:And,.
Speaker C:Yeah, windbreakers were fairly good at, you know, being rain breakers, too.
Speaker D:I gag a little.
Speaker D:If I'm being honest, it's right in my face.
Speaker D:I assume this museum crowd has some rank asses.
Speaker E:So roll a.
Speaker A:That's a good question.
Speaker A:Is this.
Speaker A:Is this museum free to see?
Speaker A:Because that makes it way worse.
Speaker C:Dante did call.
Speaker C:Dante did call for a con save.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Try not to throw up in the sewer.
Speaker C:Oh, Rudy got a four.
Speaker D:Oh, I got a chance.
Speaker B:Don't roll anything under that.
Speaker D:Got a 16.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker E:Iron stomach.
Speaker D:I guess poop doesn't phase me.
Speaker D:I've worked in a game store before.
Speaker E:You were born for the passage.
Speaker C:So we will cut from the silence after the splash to Mac.
Speaker C:Like I said, hearing a faint sound.
Speaker C:You're kind of not sure where it came from because it was super faint, but you did hear something.
Speaker A:And I saw this, like.
Speaker A:Yeah, I was gonna say I saw this figure run by into one of the rooms.
Speaker A:Was walk.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Is that figure going towards the relic?
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:Skip it.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:Whoa.
Speaker C:Fancy.
Speaker C:So would you have I saw your messages?
Speaker B:Oh, it's the back of her computer.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I thought it was a piano.
Speaker B:Like play.
Speaker B:It's a song piano.
Speaker A:It's like stuck to.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker B:Technical difficulty.
Speaker B:Technical fail.
Speaker D:Hang on.
Speaker D:I'm calling reinforcements.
Speaker D:Keep going.
Speaker C:So you question is, how often have you been to the museum?
Speaker C:How much research did you put in?
Speaker A:I would say.
Speaker A:I would say I've done my research.
Speaker A:Where I've got.
Speaker A:Maybe I don't have a full on like schematic map, but I have the pamphlet that they hand out.
Speaker A:I've been to this museum quite a few times doing recon.
Speaker E:You're doing a robbery wearing a shirt you got from the gift shop.
Speaker A:Yeah, it says I. I came to this museum and all I got was this shirt.
Speaker D:So I got a buck shirt.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Wait.
Speaker B:Do you have the pamphlet on you?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, I definitely have the pamphlet on me.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:So knowing what you know, you pull out the pamphlet and you kind of look and you can judge that that area is one that you will have to.
Speaker C:To pass to get to the relic.
Speaker C:But the way it was going and you see it pass by again.
Speaker C:So it looks like they're just marching kind of back and forth across the entryway.
Speaker A:I got you.
Speaker A:So I'm going to.
Speaker A:I'm going to.
Speaker A:Is it.
Speaker A:Is it dark in here?
Speaker A:I'm assuming since it's closed.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:Just a.
Speaker C:A few un undiminished torches that have been made to last just to provide at least enough of like a walkway for the guards to have a clear picture.
Speaker A:I gotcha.
Speaker A:So I'm gonna.
Speaker A:I'm gonna flip down my goggles of the night owl so that my human self can have dark vision.
Speaker D:And I just wrote the light head thing for my light source.
Speaker D:You got something?
Speaker D:Cool.
Speaker A:See, I. I actually physically have one of those.
Speaker A:I don't know where It's.
Speaker A:It's in one of my tool bags somewhere.
Speaker A:And I will.
Speaker A:I will try to sneak my way into this room to see if I can pass by this figure.
Speaker C:I think that sounds like a stealth check, doesn't it?
Speaker A:Sounds like a stealth check to me.
Speaker B:Let's roll it.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:14.
Speaker A:I got a.
Speaker A:Is that a nine or a four?
Speaker A:That's a four.
Speaker A:Either way.
Speaker B:You did not.
Speaker A:Either way.
Speaker B:You just walk and you stub your toe.
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker A:I'm.
Speaker A:I'm walking along.
Speaker A:Stub my toe on the wall because the torches are too bright for my goggles.
Speaker A:Now flick them back.
Speaker C:Question is, do you make a sound?
Speaker B:Would that be a con save?
Speaker C:I think so.
Speaker B:The is it?
Speaker D:Roll for pain tolerance.
Speaker B:11.
Speaker A:A5.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, there's a yelp.
Speaker A:That hurt so bad.
Speaker A:It was my pinky toe of all toes.
Speaker A:I want to say I literally hit it so hard that I like do a back flip onto my ass for a second.
Speaker B:Cartoon style.
Speaker A:I like it cartoon style.
Speaker A:Stubbing my toe.
Speaker E:You landed in glass, Lilith.
Speaker C:In the tunnel, you hear glass breaking and a thud.
Speaker C:Faintly faint.
Speaker C:So you're not sure if it is glass breaking or not, but you hear a weird noise after a loud thud.
Speaker D:Yes, it's the sound of Max toe bone breaking.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's what it really is.
Speaker A:It's not the glass.
Speaker A:It's my toe shattering.
Speaker B:I like to think that his fucking toe did the little stone cold Steve Austin like the little glass shattering.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:So lucky you, though.
Speaker C:It's not a guard.
Speaker A:Oh, you.
Speaker C:You see it come back again and almost cast a shadow on you.
Speaker C:And as you look, a wizard has set up like a little paper figure that just wanders back and forth in front of the torchlight.
Speaker C:But it's at such a distance that it makes it look like a legitimate guard.
Speaker C:So you have successfully made it into a little bit deeper of an area.
Speaker A:And now back to Lilith freaking wizards thinking they can put decoys up around here.
Speaker D:Okay, okay, so they're stairs that didn't eat.
Speaker A:Well.
Speaker E:That's to be determined.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:You know what I. I got in my face.
Speaker D:I. I'm stinky and I.
Speaker D:And daddy wants her honey badger.
Speaker D:Skip it.
Speaker D:So I'm.
Speaker E:Clip that.
Speaker D:Actually, can I detect magic on those stairs real quick?
Speaker C:Roll it.
Speaker C:That would be what?
Speaker C:Arcana.
Speaker D:Straight rules.
Speaker B:Anyway, I was gonna say, where's my character?
Speaker A:She.
Speaker A:She.
Speaker B:13O that passes reg regular stairs.
Speaker D:Oh, I can do that.
Speaker D:I'll go up the stairs.
Speaker D:My inflatable.
Speaker E:But you checked for magic.
Speaker E:You didn't check for mechanical.
Speaker D:No, I didn't check for traps.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker C:Would you like to explain to our lovely contestant what is behind stair number seven?
Speaker E:As you get to the top of the steps, you hit a pressure plate that then transforms the entire set of stairs into a ramp, which you go tumbling down comically with exploded pants.
Speaker C:Oh, no, no.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker D:No one pants pop.
Speaker B:Matt, who was on the outside, now on the inside.
Speaker E:Max, come upstairs.
Speaker E:You'll hear a loud balloon pop and a comical Tom and Jerry scream.
Speaker E:Meanwhile, back into the water.
Speaker C:Mac, do me a quick favor.
Speaker C:Roll me a perception.
Speaker A:Ready?
Speaker D:Go ahead and it out of this.
Speaker A:I. I don't think.
Speaker A:I don't think I'm going to make it through this room.
Speaker D:This is going to be a style point game.
Speaker D:Already manifested it.
Speaker A:I rolled a nine.
Speaker C:Okay, I will have some news for you here shortly.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Ominous.
Speaker A:Ominous.
Speaker D:Uhoh.
Speaker C:Okay, so you were down at the bottom of a ramp with popped balloon pants.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:It's a shame.
Speaker D:Now, I have two options here because I did in fact write a very obscure note of an item I would have packed for myself.
Speaker D:Or I just thought of something I could potentially do.
Speaker D:I think I am going to go with my obscure note and call on the ancient text of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Speaker D:So who's familiar with the SpongeBob movie?
Speaker D:I hope?
Speaker A:Everyone you know.
Speaker D:The wind bag.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker D:And I'm going to use it to propel myself up the ramp.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker C:Okay, I. I think a deck save might be required at the end because you are flying up there with some force.
Speaker C:So let's see if you can stick this landing.
Speaker E:Your hands might be a little damp.
Speaker C:From the, you know, poo water.
Speaker E:I got the.
Speaker C:Or Dante's Inferno.
Speaker D:I got an 11.
Speaker B:I got an 18.
Speaker B:I'm sorry, these dice just roll so well.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker D:May not get that honey badger, but I'm getting some laughs.
Speaker C:So as.
Speaker C:As you fly up, you're super confident until you turn to look because you realize you're holding it in the direction behind you to propel you upwards.
Speaker C:And as you turn, you get the worst shoulder bashing of a doorway that I've seen in a while.
Speaker C:And Mac, you just hear a loud thud followed by I don't know.
Speaker C:I. I don't know if you even want to do a save for that one or just what your reaction would.
Speaker D:Be to a massive bag or is a bag still smashing?
Speaker C:That would be up to you.
Speaker C:What, what is your reaction at that point when you hit the wall,.
Speaker D:Propelling me into a solid wall?
Speaker A:We both yelp at the same time as I stub my toe and you run into a door.
Speaker C:So you each hear a noise, but then you wonder if it was just yourself.
Speaker C:But you are now on the main museum floor.
Speaker D:Oh, good.
Speaker D:It's like.
Speaker E:That's a crazy like a girl Mac.
Speaker A:I do just how it works.
Speaker C:Is that fucking Jonah Hill scream in the sitter.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker C:So what is your next move?
Speaker C:You're in.
Speaker C:So the way their basement works, it comes up kind of right by the entrance, which is where Mac would have been.
Speaker C:So if you're out the hallway and you look left, there is a wing that way, there is a wing to the right, and in front of you is just like guest services counter type of thing.
Speaker C:And you would kind of know which direction you have to head in, which would be.
Speaker C:Yes, I remember you mentioning a map and plans refer to the pamphlet.
Speaker C:So you would know from the way you came, you would want to go left.
Speaker D:Okay, I will kind of do a little around the corner head peek real quick just to make sure there's nothing obvious.
Speaker C:So you see the same figure in the doorway, but when it gets to the doorway, you also see that it like half kind of deforms and you're not sure what the hell is going on.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:A monstrosity.
Speaker C:And that's because it's catching part of.
Speaker C:Part of a shadow that is being cast by Mac.
Speaker C:You don't know that's the case, though.
Speaker C:But that is your monstrosity.
Speaker C:It's the shadow of the thing coming across and then his blob on the bottom because of being knocked on his ass.
Speaker D:Okay, well, I, in that case, will not turn on my light head thing is to not alarm this monstrosity, and I will use the torch light, and I will.
Speaker D:Oh, God.
Speaker D:Can I, like.
Speaker D:Can I use.
Speaker D:Can I use thurgy to, like, open a window and on another hall and see if it moves?
Speaker B:Okay, would that be Arcana as well?
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker D:I guess.
Speaker A:I think so.
Speaker B:Oh, I thought he froze.
Speaker B:I was like, was that me?
Speaker A:All of a sudden, everyone went blank.
Speaker A:And then I was like, oh, oh, no.
Speaker D:But I know thaumaturgy, it usually just happens, but I can roll for funsies.
Speaker D:I think that makes me fun.
Speaker C:All right, well, so you're rolling to see if it's what you want to happen or if the chaotic energy that the guards have.
Speaker C:Yeah, or.
Speaker C:Or if, you know, the.
Speaker C:The chaotic energy the guards have put up can deter that magic.
Speaker D:Well, I got a six, so it's not looking good for me.
Speaker B:Oh, seven.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker C:So she was going for a window.
Speaker C:Rudy, what have we got?
Speaker B:She goes through a window, but not the one she wants to go through.
Speaker B:Opposite side of the room.
Speaker C:Oh, no.
Speaker C:Well, technically, she was just opening the window to see if the.
Speaker C:The thing, which would be Mac.
Speaker B:I know what I'm saying.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I said she went through a window.
Speaker B:So you went through no window.
Speaker B:Other room.
Speaker B:This is a very poorly built museum.
Speaker E:Okay.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So you know how back in the.
Speaker C:You know how classrooms back in the day used to have, like, the door, and then above it they had, like, that little tilt window?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker C:Kind of that.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Oh, okay.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker B:You're inside the gift shop.
Speaker B:That's right next to the Straw Bucks.
Speaker D:The Strawbucks closed.
Speaker D:No, I'm kidding.
Speaker D:It's the only thing that's open.
Speaker D:And there's.
Speaker C:You can tell.
Speaker E:Roll for business hours.
Speaker B:That's a net 20, 24 hours open.
Speaker C:You can tell it is closed.
Speaker C:But if you try and take something from there, it is heavily.
Speaker C:As a.
Speaker C:As the Goonies would say, it's heavily booty twept.
Speaker D:But see, you did the DM thing where you're trying to tempt the player.
Speaker D:You're the dm.
Speaker D:I'm the player, and I really just want to go for the booby trap Straw bucks now.
Speaker D:But I won't.
Speaker D:I won't.
Speaker E:That seasonal cake pop looks pretty sweet.
Speaker E:Just saying.
Speaker C:And that role for not being seduced by the cake pop will come after Mac.
Speaker A:Okay, I need you to.
Speaker A:I need you to reset the scene for me a bit.
Speaker A:I'm in.
Speaker A:I'm in this room on my ass.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker A:So you're.
Speaker C:Yeah, so you.
Speaker C:You made it through the doorway, but you were on your ass.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:And what's in this room?
Speaker C:You hurt.
Speaker C:So in the room is sadly on.
Speaker C:The room to greatness is the room of emptiness.
Speaker C:You just see basic paintings.
Speaker C:You see a couple what look like old artifacts, but is actually just a kid got bored and made like, twig art and stuck it on a shelf as he was just perusing, and everyone left it there thinking it was art.
Speaker A:This is that like around Thanksgiving where all the kids make their own little hand turkeys and they just start posting them up everywhere.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:And someone mistakes it for art.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker E:What do you mean mistakes?
Speaker A:You said you.
Speaker A:All right, how.
Speaker A:I'll ask this.
Speaker A:How.
Speaker A:How many rooms do we think until the.
Speaker A:Until the skip in?
Speaker C:So you would know not the next one, but the one right after.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:So close.
Speaker A:We're so Close that.
Speaker A:I think what I'll do.
Speaker A:I will if I can.
Speaker A:I will head into this next room to see what's in front of me and then react to that.
Speaker C:You find an exhibit, a poorly sculpted exhibit of Dante giving the museum owner a wet willy.
Speaker A:You mean this beautiful masterpiece of Dante?
Speaker A:Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker C:Yes, that is.
Speaker D:Oh man.
Speaker A:I assume he's fully naked.
Speaker A:So what I will do.
Speaker C:No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker C:He has a bow tie.
Speaker A:Yes, I assume just a bow tie.
Speaker C:One.
Speaker E:It's gotta be fancy.
Speaker C:And one knee high sock.
Speaker C:That is a chat.
Speaker C:One and done branded sock.
Speaker C:So I think.
Speaker A:I think this is what I want to do if I can.
Speaker A:I want to detect for traps and cast Bigby's hand to float me across this floor.
Speaker A:And on the way I want to smack Dante's ass as I keep going.
Speaker E:To the next room.
Speaker C:So as you smack Dante's ass, you hear a little.
Speaker C:A little poop toot that goes fwah.
Speaker C:And but you make it.
Speaker C:And then.
Speaker A:Can I try to get another style point on my.
Speaker A:As I'm.
Speaker A:As I'm floating on.
Speaker A:On Bigby's hand, kind of riding it like a skateboard.
Speaker A:I want to say that it's not me that smacks Dante's ass.
Speaker A:I do a sick ass kick flip and the Bigby's hand smacks his ass, landing back on him as we go.
Speaker E:See if you can land back on the hand.
Speaker C:Oh, athletics.
Speaker A:Okay, okay.
Speaker A:Damn it.
Speaker A:Dante 16.
Speaker A:I got a three.
Speaker B:Okay, what happens?
Speaker A:You missed.
Speaker E:You missed the landing and you fall face first into the ass.
Speaker B:Oh no.
Speaker C:And as you fall face first into the ass, Lilith, you hear a smack.
Speaker C:And that time you do hear a direction.
Speaker C:But at the same time you also hear Dante.
Speaker C:Can you give me your best.
Speaker C:Ooh.
Speaker A:Oh my God.
Speaker C:And you both hear that.
Speaker A:Oh, geez.
Speaker B:Well, I feel like one of them.
Speaker B:The other one lives it.
Speaker A:See, I thought the worst part was going to be that now Lilith and I probably smell very similar after getting.
Speaker A:But it got way worse.
Speaker A:You do.
Speaker A:But Lilith, how are you reacting?
Speaker D:Can I. I can tell the noise came like past the.
Speaker D:Okay, okay.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker C:You know exactly where it came from.
Speaker C:Like you guys, since you're on the same floor, mere rooms apart and that was a fairly loud smack.
Speaker D:Oh, it was.
Speaker C:It was cheek to cheek.
Speaker D:This I'm going to try and dimension door past where I heard the noise and not have to interact with it at all.
Speaker A:Roll it.
Speaker E:You got to roll it.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Hopefully you pop out where you Want to pop out?
Speaker D:If you fail, I pop out.
Speaker D:Also in the ass.
Speaker D:Oh, I got a 17.
Speaker D:Okay,.
Speaker C:So you, thankfully, you actually appear in front of Dante.
Speaker C:Well, the statue looking Dante.
Speaker C:And you don't see Mac, because again, you don't see the behind the scenes, but you are in that same room.
Speaker D:All right, I'm going to quickly look at the statue and acknowledge how could the bow tie looks to go.
Speaker D:That's a nice bow tie, Mac.
Speaker C:You hear that?
Speaker C:Tonight's bow tie Dante.
Speaker C:How do you react to the compliment?
Speaker D:I go still in the ass.
Speaker A:I go still in the ass.
Speaker C:You guys hear the second?
Speaker C:Oh, my.
Speaker C:Although you don't see Dante's mouth move, he is a ventriloquist by training.
Speaker D:Very well.
Speaker D:Can I investigate perceive what else is in this room?
Speaker D:Like what other artifacts and stuff might be here.
Speaker C:So you see a couple other Dante statues?
Speaker C:One, yes.
Speaker C:This is the new wing that they were trying out, the wing of Dante.
Speaker C:He has caused so much chaos among the town, they gave him his own room.
Speaker C:So one is him, myself and Rudy in heroic poses standing in front of the tavern looking proud that we were finally able to pay off the damn rent to this thing and say we own it free and clear.
Speaker C:There is one of Dante holding what looks like a giant golden ring with a crown made of dead roses.
Speaker E:It's a ring.
Speaker C:And then there's that one for Dante.
Speaker D:What's holding it?
Speaker C:That you would have to have rolled in that 20.
Speaker E:If you gotta ask.
Speaker E:You can't afford it, sister.
Speaker C:And you also see what looks like a pair of feet behind the Dante statue that don't belong to Dante yet the one in front of you.
Speaker D:Ooh, okay.
Speaker D:Oh, I could do something so funny.
Speaker D:I gotta.
Speaker D:But I gotta get the honeybender.
Speaker D:Skip it.
Speaker D:So I will.
Speaker D:I will not put the cock ring around Max broken toe.
Speaker D:Instead, I will activate my boots of haste and try and book it fucking across this as fast as I can go.
Speaker D:And.
Speaker C:So as you do that, Max, you hear these.
Speaker C:This sound of just like the fastest walking you have ever fucking heard.
Speaker C:What do you do?
Speaker A:Okay, so here's.
Speaker A:Here's one of my questions.
Speaker A:Lilith, how tall are you?
Speaker D:I'm five three.
Speaker A:Okay, so I'm a foot taller than she is.
Speaker A:Could I.
Speaker A:Could I keep up with her?
Speaker A:Whereas my one step would might be hurt too.
Speaker E:I think planted between some cheeks.
Speaker E:Brother.
Speaker B:Running with the statue as a mask.
Speaker C:Jokes on him.
Speaker C:He's just running.
Speaker C:And you see Dante defeat for the statue just running in front of him.
Speaker B:He wore down to like A goddamn hockey goalie mask.
Speaker A:I'll say what my actual first thought was that I.
Speaker A:That I nicked.
Speaker A:I was gonna pull my head out of Dante's ass and have.
Speaker A:Have these.
Speaker E:Really?
Speaker A:That's a style point.
Speaker A:These, like, gems over my eyes because of the two, count them, two butt plugs that Dante had in that came out with magnets.
Speaker B:Only two?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, I left that one in.
Speaker A:I couldn't take that one out.
Speaker A:I left that one in for comfort.
Speaker E:So do I.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:You see, as you do that and you, like, write yourself, you see a glimpse because of, you know, it being those boots, you see a glimpse of what looks like someone booking it.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Are you trying to keep up?
Speaker A:Yeah, I'll.
Speaker A:I'll maybe add a little bit too.
Speaker A:And I'll cast.
Speaker A:I'll cast jump of myself.
Speaker A:So I could just jump from the statue to the next room.
Speaker E:So let me ask you this, though.
Speaker E:Like, you at this point are still unaware that she is also moving towards this goal.
Speaker A:Yeah, I heard somebody headed towards it.
Speaker A:I don't know who it is.
Speaker A:I heard little feet go up.
Speaker E:At this point, you thought yourself alone.
Speaker E:So if you see somebody running and you're trying to be stealthy, why would you immediately go to.
Speaker B:I gotta fucking pursue them.
Speaker A:I gotta pursue it.
Speaker A:Well, here's my other thought.
Speaker A:This wizard put up decoys in my head.
Speaker A:There's no guards in here.
Speaker A:These are all decoys.
Speaker A:I don't gotta worry about you.
Speaker A:You heard me.
Speaker A:Brush or like, break down the door.
Speaker A:In the beginning, I. Reckless abandoned.
Speaker A:I am.
Speaker A:I'm going for it over this.
Speaker A:I want to get this done.
Speaker A:I'm more mad that the wizard tricked me into thinking it was a.
Speaker A:An actual guard destroying my pinky toe.
Speaker B:So if.
Speaker C:If Dante, I will leave that up to you.
Speaker C:If you allow the jump, I will say an arcana check to see how far you are successfully able to jump.
Speaker C:Or if it's to keep up.
Speaker A:I gotcha.
Speaker E:I kind of would like to see a roll off to see who hits the door frame faster.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Do you want me to re roll?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So we'll do a head to head.
Speaker C:So I'm gonna count down.
Speaker C:Once I say go, roll it out.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:So much time.
Speaker A:Three.
Speaker C:Three, two, one, roll.
Speaker C:Okay, if you can show your dice and go.
Speaker D:I don't know if I can, but I'll just hold it up.
Speaker D:Almost.
Speaker A:Yeah, I was just gonna hold it up.
Speaker D:Oh, it's a six.
Speaker A:Where is it?
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker C:10.
Speaker A:No, the 17.
Speaker C:Oh, 17.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:It's like where?
Speaker D:Height advantage.
Speaker A:All right, so now walk by, walk over her.
Speaker A:And I'm like, where.
Speaker A:Where'd the noise go?
Speaker C:So now with the boots and with the jump with that roll, how far ahead do you guys want to comfortably say Matt gets, or do you say that high of a role allows him to keep pace with the boots and they discover each other.
Speaker C:I was gonna say I will leave that up to.
Speaker B:Yeah, I would say, like, neck and neck.
Speaker E:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker E:So Mac bolts through the door frame and just kind of plants really hard.
Speaker E:And Lilith, still being super sped, just kind of like bumps into his back.
Speaker A:Hell yeah.
Speaker C:And then like one arm.
Speaker C:One arm goes forward and you're both touching the.
Speaker C:Skip it.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker C:And you both find the prize is wearing a tiny crown.
Speaker C:And it looks extremely offended.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker D:I know my place.
Speaker D:And I need to show this honey badger respect before it will at all even acknowledge I exist.
Speaker D:And I don't know if you know this, but in real life, I did have to go head to head with the honey badgers lawyers.
Speaker D:And this.
Speaker D:This honey badger means business, which is why it took us so long to get this skipping in the first place.
Speaker D:So I will take the strawbuck shirt I got from the gift shop, and I shall very reverently write, rest it at the honey badger's feet, and slowly back away, seeing if it accepts my offering.
Speaker C:And Mac, what do you do?
Speaker C:I had.
Speaker A:I feel like this is the one that I'm gonna go with, but I also want to tell you my other one because it's.
Speaker A:I think it might be funny.
Speaker A:The first one I thought of was that on my.
Speaker A:In my.
Speaker A:In my pamphlet, I had drawn the honey badger in.
Speaker A:Have you guys seen the new Super Mario movie?
Speaker A:Or at least the clip of, like, Bowser where he's, like, with peach and he's got, like the six pack and everything, and he's standing up like this.
Speaker A:It's a.
Speaker A:It's an image of the honey badger like that with the six pack, the little crown on his head and all that.
Speaker A:And just me and Dante both, like, resting on its abs.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker A:That was my first.
Speaker A:That's the one I want to go with.
Speaker A:My funny one that I thought of.
Speaker A:Actually thought of first, but is bad was that I would offer the butt plugs that came from Dante.
Speaker D:No, that was a good.
Speaker D:It was a good call not to go with that because where its butt would be.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:It can't even use it.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:So now, gents, based off of their entirety of their runs in this, do we Get a clean success, a messy success, a partial success, total chaos or a betrayal twist.
Speaker C:And then we will give them that one final scenario.
Speaker C:And the call will be made.
Speaker D:One more comment.
Speaker B:I'm gonna say on my end, they were not stealthy at all.
Speaker B:Like, none of this.
Speaker B:They were kicking.
Speaker B:They were smacking Dante's ass.
Speaker B:They both got to the thing.
Speaker B:So I'm gonna say they both got a messy success.
Speaker E:Let's do this.
Speaker E:To figure out the victor, we're gonna have you both roll against each other again and call it animal handling to see how the badger reacts.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Fair.
Speaker D:Can I say one last thing to the honey badger?
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker D:In English, not in honey badger.
Speaker D:I'm just gonna.
Speaker D:I'm gonna look at Mac, I'm gonna point to him, and I'm gonna go, I heard he called your mama hoe.
Speaker B:Roll.
Speaker A:Deception.
Speaker B:I want the honey badger.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:Oo.
Speaker B:Deception.
Speaker C:Damn.
Speaker D:I got a 19.
Speaker B:Okay, so as you say that, the honey badger looks at you, and then it just looks at Mac and goes, I got a five.
Speaker E:I. I think that's a style point.
Speaker E:Honestly, I was out of pocket.
Speaker B:The honey b. Badger's mom.
Speaker E:Okay, okay, so it's a style point.
Speaker E:And Mac, you gotta roll a disadvantage for your animal handling.
Speaker E:Check.
Speaker E:Oh, no.
Speaker E:The badger.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Can I.
Speaker A:We'll give you one response.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:And then I'll.
Speaker C:Based off of what they tell me, who wins, I will let you know what your success is.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:That'll be the wrap up.
Speaker A:When.
Speaker A:When Lily says this, I just go.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker A:It was like, in an endearing way, like how girlfriends call each other, like, she my hope.
Speaker A:I'm gonna roll a big one.
Speaker A:I gotta roll a big one.
Speaker D:That was a great rebuttal, though.
Speaker A:Oh, I got a 13.
Speaker B:I got an 8.
Speaker E:So you flipped it around instead of disadvantage advantage, because the honey badger looked at you and basically snapped its fingers and, like, Bob, it did the hole.
Speaker E:Exactly.
Speaker B:It's giving.
Speaker C:All right, guys.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:So with all of that, what is the ruling?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker E:It's definitely messy because there was no stealth.
Speaker C:No, no, it's.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker B:It's messy.
Speaker C:Six.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm.
Speaker B:I'm gonna go.
Speaker B:I think they both got to it.
Speaker B:They both got to it.
Speaker B:Yeah, they're on, like, decent terms with the honey badger.
Speaker B:I'm gonna say it's a mess.
Speaker B:Messy success.
Speaker C:So you're saying a tied.
Speaker C:Messy success.
Speaker B:I'm gonna.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm gonna say a tie.
Speaker B:I think it's a tie there.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:So we'll calculate style points.
Speaker C:All that at the end.
Speaker C:But you guys are tied for points with this round.
Speaker C:So you both as you.
Speaker C:You appease the badger, it duplicates itself, and you each get a honey badger.
Speaker C:But you are now wanted, cursed, and possibly banned from the city.
Speaker C:But you will find that out when you exit those museum doors.
Speaker C:And that is the heist.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker C:Exactly.
Speaker E:And the butt plugs behind you.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker E:Johnson, He looks at the honey badger and says, fluffy, what are you doing with my coffering?
Speaker E:And he snatches the crown off its head and runs away.
Speaker C:And seen.
Speaker D:That's a great button.
Speaker C:So now with that out of the way, Mr. Whiteboard over there, you're gonna have to come, Mr. Talima.
Speaker E:Okay, did a white boy get a little motion?
Speaker B:All right, so someone give me a.
Speaker C:Drum roll here, here, I'll give you.
Speaker C:Hold on.
Speaker C:I got you in the background.
Speaker B:Ready?
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I don't know what that is.
Speaker B:Let's cut that out.
Speaker B:Okay, so with.
Speaker B:Let me tell you this, actually, I wasn't counting my battles on my phone.
Speaker B:Okay, so with six points we have Lilith.
Speaker B:And with four points we have Mac.
Speaker B:Moving on to the finals.
Speaker C:That was another close game.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker C:Good, you two, that was.
Speaker A:That was fun.
Speaker C:Yeah, that, that, that high school.
Speaker A:Lilith, it sounds like the.
Speaker A:The people after me are going to be a lot meaner.
Speaker A:So you gotta.
Speaker A:You gotta bring it.
Speaker E:Although just.
Speaker E:Max, you're not walking away empty handed.
Speaker E:You get to keep those plugs.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker C:So just saying, I would love to hear a crazy at like.
Speaker C:Rudy, we gotta figure out something where we could get them in like a one shot.
Speaker C:And I want to see how that party would go.
Speaker C:I'll bring one of my crazier characters and we'll see what the happens.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker C:I'll bring Tom Doretto.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker A:You're not ice part two.
Speaker B:Don't ever.
Speaker C:Come on, man.
Speaker C:It's Tom Durant.
Speaker A:Hey, what.
Speaker C:What the are you talking about?
Speaker C:It's Tom Doretto play.
Speaker C:He's gonna take a eye until you fucking have.
Speaker B:Yeah, we're not doing that now.
Speaker B:No, now we're not doing a one shot, you guys.
Speaker C:Okay, fine.
Speaker C:I won't bring Tom Doretto.
Speaker A:No, we have to.
Speaker A:Because.
Speaker A:Because I need to get these butt plugs signed by Dante.
Speaker E:I don't exactly know how to write, so.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's.
Speaker C:It's just squiggly lines.
Speaker B:It's just a finger.
Speaker C:The contract thing had to be verbal with like a blood draw and.
Speaker C:Yeah, it was.
Speaker C:It was Chaos.
Speaker B:But all right, so with that, that is all the time we have for today's episode.
Speaker B:Want to say very, very special thank you to Mac and to Lilith.
Speaker B:Lilith, we will be seeing you in the next round in the finals.
Speaker B:Is there anything you guys want to plug.
Speaker A:Me?
Speaker C:Hey, there's two.
Speaker C:One for each.
Speaker B:Was great.
Speaker D:I had a great time this.
Speaker D:This go around, like, obviously last time too, but this was like the heist had me going.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:And just the mutual torment of the 20 questions.
Speaker D:It was a really good time.
Speaker D:It was a really good time.
Speaker A:Yeah, Yeah, I had.
Speaker A:I had so much fun.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker A:It was great.
Speaker A:Thank you guys again for letting me literally jump in, like last second in the rounds and to now be.
Speaker A:Be here.
Speaker A:It's awesome.
Speaker C:Hell yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's great having you guys.
Speaker A:Thanks.
Speaker A:If I'm gonna plug some stuff, I'll plug coffee and DND D. Go check us out on Tik Tok and Instagram.
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Speaker A:Currently in our second season with these two lovely people, CJ and Rudy, as part of this chaotic party that I get to deal with on a almost daily basis now.
Speaker C:Oh, just you wait, buddy.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:But yeah, yeah, I've got coffee.
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Speaker C:Hell yeah.
Speaker B:Nice.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker B:And on our end, if you guys want to hear more of the crazy nonsense random that we come up with, you can go ahead and check out me, Dante and CJ on chat one and done.
Speaker B:We have season one, two, and three out, a big chunk of season four out.
Speaker B:Now if you want to check out me, Mac and cj, like he said, Indy.
Speaker B:And then if you want to check out just cj, he's on Dice Circus.
Speaker A:Am I correct?
Speaker A:They get that right?
Speaker B:They get that right.
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Speaker C:Yes, you did.
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Speaker C:Can never forget that one.
Speaker C:But with that being said, Lilith Mack, it has been one hell of a competition.
Speaker C:I greatly.
Speaker C:And I know when I say I.
Speaker C:We all greatly appreciate your time and joining us.
Speaker C:I know this has been kind of chaotic to get together, but we greatly appreciate you guys time and it's been fun as hell.
Speaker C:So hats off to you.
Speaker A:Thank you.
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Speaker C:And again, as it's been said, if you guys enjoy what's going on here in the Tavern, this crazy competition, go ahead and check us out anywhere you can find the podcast.
Speaker C:Give these guys some love.
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Speaker C:Because in the end, we still communicate with them, we still talk with them, we keep them around as friends because that's what this is about.
Speaker C:Building that D D community, growing the people that we know within it and who knows, making some new friends to play D with along the way.
Speaker C:Sounds pretty sweet to me.
Speaker C:And I think with that, though, I do kind of have to kick us all out of the tavern because Rudy's giving me a crazy side eye and Dante looks like he's about to go in the corner again, which we got to tell him to stop doing.
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker C:Dude, it.
Speaker C:No, it's not.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Just paper or something.
Speaker C:If you're in the Tavern, on the floor, please.
Speaker E:I can't help it.
Speaker E:That beast is kind of getting back to me.
Speaker C:Nah, fair.
Speaker C:Fair enough.
Speaker C:But with that, it is the last call.
Speaker C:I thank you adventurers for coming out and we gotta run the producer's pissed.
Speaker A:The dice are down, the tail is another quest on Chat one and done Raise your mugs, the night is won Roll again when next we come from nat1 fails to legends begun thanks for joining chat1 and.