Description: Khayyam exposes the economic foreplay that is tariff policy—where politicians posture, CEOs relocate, and consumers bend over and take it. A raw, unfiltered breakdown of how these "protective" taxes are actually screwing the very people they claim to help.

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This rant works because it pulls down the pants of economic policy and spanks it in public. The crude metaphors aren't just for shock—they strip away the academic pretense that makes people tune out when tariffs are discussed. By comparing economic policy to anal sex and ED medication, you've turned the dismal science into something people actually want to swallow.