Morning 6-Pack - TSA's Chicken Shenanigans! Get ready to cluck with laughter as we dive into the wild world of TSA rules for your next flight! Did you know it's been 20 years since the TSA dropped the infamous 311 liquid rule? Yeah, you can only bring 3.4 ounces of liquid, but guess what? You can pack as many rotisserie chickens as your carry-on can handle! Talk about a poultry party in the skies! We’ll also spill the tea on the top six most annoying folks to sit next to on a plane—spoiler alert: it’s not just the chicken smugglers! So buckle up, grab your chicken (or maybe just a snack), and let’s take off into some serious giggles!
Takeaways:
The TSA's 3.4 ounces rule is a wild ride, but rotisserie chickens are totally allowed!
Forget protein shakes, just pack a whole rotisserie chicken or two in your carry-on!
Traveling with live lobsters or whole watermelons? TSA says 'why not?!'
The top six annoying airplane behaviors that make you wanna scream—like that baby who just won't hush!
Who knew you could bring frozen breast milk and bowling balls on a plane?
Bringing a rotisserie chicken on a flight is legal, but is it a good idea? Probably not!
Transcripts
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It's haystack.
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And believe it or not, it has been 20 years now since the TSA launched the kind of confusing 311- liquids rule.
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And that was 3.4 ounces of liquid, one quart sized clear bag per one customer.
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So you cannot take a protein shake that's over 3.4 ounces.
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At least not in one container.
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But in a viral social media post, the TSA has let everyone know that if protein is your concern, just pack a rotisserie chicken or 12.
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The post says protein shakes 3.4 ounces or less, but rotisserie chickens?
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As many as you can fit in your carry on.
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Challenge accepted.
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Of course, the comments were filled with all kinds of stuff.
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Images made by AI of people imagining all the rotisserie chickens stuffed into overhead.
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One person said, hollowing out my rotisserie chickens and filling them with protein shakes.
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It's instead of smuggling drugs, you're smuggling protein shakes in your rotisserie chicken cavity.
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The the TSA has an actual what can I bring tool on their website.
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So just in case you were curious after some testing, here are a few things that you are allowed to bring on an airplane.
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Whole watermelons.
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Live lobsters in a clear, sealed and spill proof container.
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Live fish in water.
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Can't be.
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Can't be.
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Airboarding fish.
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Gotta keep them in the water.
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Frozen breast milk and ice packs in any quantity as long as they're fully frozen at screening.
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Whole pies and cakes can be brought on a plane.
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Cremated remains in a screenable container.
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Bowling balls and bowling pins.
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Although just because the TSA says you can bring a rotisserie chicken on your flight, it does not mean that you should bring a rotisserie chicken on your flight.
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But when it comes to morons in the air, you know, you never know what's gonna happen.
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I could think of tons of folks who are morons on the air for reasons other than just bringing a rotisserie chicken on board.
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Best way to start your day these six jokes he's about to say Listen up for old hay stack.
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Crack open the mooring six pack.
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All right, here we go.
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These are the top six most annoying idiots on an airplane for reasons other than bringing a rotisserie chicken.
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Number six the person behind you who pulls on the back of the seat to stand up.
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The guy who removes his shoes and socks.
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Number four idiots who open the window shade whenever there's turbulence.
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Number three the person in the aisle with a big old backpack who smacks you in the face when they turn.
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Number two Mr. Overachiever who spins the entire red eye with the light on so he can work.
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And the number one most annoying person, most annoying idiot on an airplane other than the one who brought on a rotisserie chicken.
