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Speaker:hello there boyfriend how are you
Speaker:it's fine day
Speaker:I'm really good
Speaker:is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not talk shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:we're back another episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:so this is called
Speaker:oh wow he's strong today
Speaker:yeah uh well
Speaker:do would you like to call it something else
Speaker:haha I feel like I have this medical question that I
Speaker:that doesn't have an answer oh
Speaker:well then how it just doesn't have an answer
Speaker:all morning
Speaker:you've been singing this song called like
Speaker:taste the biscuit or something
Speaker:and it's I think it's a sexual song and you
Speaker:and you can't and at first I was like oh
Speaker:that's really cute
Speaker:she's cute singing that song
Speaker:and then only recently was I wondering
Speaker:I wonder what the
Speaker:what causes a song to be stuck in your head
Speaker:I wonder we probably don't even know
Speaker:I have absolutely no idea
Speaker:you know what I think helps
Speaker:an old woman singing about her pussy
Speaker:wow right like that helps to get it stuck
Speaker:if it was a start this one all over from scratch
Speaker:I'm just saying
Speaker:if it was a lady talking about knitting
Speaker:probably would not be stuck in your head well
Speaker:I was just telling you on
Speaker:the drive today that neurobiology fascinates me right
Speaker:what I think is interesting is stuff that's in my head
Speaker:from like when I was in 5th grade
Speaker:I can't get out
Speaker:songs that I memorized to learn something yeah
Speaker:like prepositions
Speaker:for example
Speaker:I could list them in alphabetical order
Speaker:I'm gonna be honest with you at this moment
Speaker:I'm not sure what a proposition is
Speaker:can you give me
Speaker:wait hold on
Speaker:a prep is it
Speaker:but a proposition
Speaker:no shit preposition
Speaker:I'm having a total
Speaker:I know what a pronoun is because they're so annoying
Speaker:oh those are
Speaker:but here's the problem
Speaker:who gives a fuck
Speaker:I don't like that
Speaker:it's in my head and I don't understand wow
Speaker:critical things maybe that I need to do
Speaker:nowadays as an adult
Speaker:I have a right
Speaker:but like I Learned that to like a little tune
Speaker:so it's like stuck in there forever yes
Speaker:that will never come in handy
Speaker:it never did
Speaker:even that you'll never get pulled over and they're like
Speaker:if you've been drinking well
Speaker:could you recite your propositions
Speaker:is that was that what they are
Speaker:propositions yeah
Speaker:you just fire through and the guys like
Speaker:get out of here
Speaker:you were like
Speaker:but is a proposition
Speaker:I'm like no
Speaker:it's not oh
Speaker:that's right
Speaker:you memorize a whole string but not
Speaker:I was totally right and you shot me down
Speaker:impractical bullshit
Speaker:I have one of those from
Speaker:yours is better cause it's from 5th grade
Speaker:but I have from being in a fraternity
Speaker:did you guys have to
Speaker:were you in a sorority
Speaker:I was in a sorority
Speaker:I was in a fraternity
Speaker:but I don't
Speaker:I don't consider myself a fraternity boy
Speaker:because we didn't have a frat house we didn't
Speaker:but we had to my way to take a match
Speaker:do you know what
Speaker:do you know what hazing is
Speaker:yes Greek alphabet
Speaker:yeah yeah yeah
Speaker:did you guys get hazed
Speaker:girls were way better than boys at my school
Speaker:but the the fraternity is hazed a bunch
Speaker:do they uh huh
Speaker:we right before I went to college
Speaker:there was a horrible thing that happened where there
Speaker:was like some hazing and people got kicked out
Speaker:and so when I went
Speaker:there was no hazing
Speaker:yeah stupid
Speaker:what's the point
Speaker:but can you still do the Greek alphabet
Speaker:cause I think I can
Speaker:it's like alpha beta data
Speaker:I love some data
Speaker:Theta Iota capital mdumuse
Speaker:I overcom Pyro Sigma Howie yeah
Speaker:say which I was on
Speaker:but around beneath beneath
Speaker:beneath the data
Speaker:but and yeah
Speaker:but that's stuck in my head forever
Speaker:I couldn't do with a match
Speaker:hung up so stupid
Speaker:don't I probably need
Speaker:that part of my brain for something else
Speaker:that's what I think
Speaker:terrible with names
Speaker:I don't have an answer for you
Speaker:I think the brains
Speaker:fascinating at every organ
Speaker:we don't understand the most right yeah
Speaker:but it crazily
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:just dictates your day to day
Speaker:yet the little stupid nuances
Speaker:that we memorize
Speaker:make absolutely no sense
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:so anyway I'm here with Doctor Erica
Speaker:this is Jamie Lisso
Speaker:and I wanted to start by saying
Speaker:I have something that I'm a little bit afraid to ask
Speaker:because you know me
Speaker:I don't love
Speaker:I have this problem where I don't love hearing about
Speaker:I know you've dated other guys and stuff
Speaker:I just thought
Speaker:my favorite thing to hear about
Speaker:but I had to ask this
Speaker:because I saw this article
Speaker:and this also has to do with a memory
Speaker:that kind of showed up in my head this morning
Speaker:I read this article about
Speaker:you see this list going around
Speaker:like a viral list
Speaker:of places you shouldn't take women on first dates
Speaker:no okay so I think
Speaker:I'm asking you this
Speaker:have you taken me on any
Speaker:wait what do you think are
Speaker:we have a very strange
Speaker:way that we met
Speaker:like first date
Speaker:I don't know if you want even
Speaker:what is the first we've
Speaker:I don't think I've ever gone
Speaker:I'm taking you to
Speaker:wow I feel like a complete ass
Speaker:or because it's funny
Speaker:I would say
Speaker:I think if it's on the list
Speaker:what I would consider a really bad first date
Speaker:yeah a hotel
Speaker:cause it was that ours
Speaker:yes we had to
Speaker:that's so presumptuous
Speaker:though it is
Speaker:you're stripping away context though
Speaker:this list just says
Speaker:a list yeah
Speaker:can condom ravers
Speaker:is it women or men who
Speaker:made the list
Speaker:this is a bunch of people
Speaker:oh no I'm sorry
Speaker:this is a list of places ladies
Speaker:would absolutely refuse to go on a first date
Speaker:just to go back
Speaker:I didn't say
Speaker:meet me in my hotel room
Speaker:I wanna say
Speaker:it was a situation where it was
Speaker:it made the most sense to
Speaker:to kind of like
Speaker:keep it slightly secretive
Speaker:for a few different reasons
Speaker:is that fair to say
Speaker:I'm pretty sure I asked to go back to your hotel room
Speaker:oh the first time
Speaker:yeah I remember
Speaker:just for context
Speaker:we talked before I met you in person
Speaker:we texted for six months
Speaker:or something right
Speaker:yeah months
Speaker:maybe not six months
Speaker:five months
Speaker:lots of texting
Speaker:got to know each other very well
Speaker:and then you came out to a show of mine
Speaker:and I remember
Speaker:you showed up
Speaker:it was a didn't
Speaker:I didn't know you were coming
Speaker:sign the front row
Speaker:and I remember
Speaker:I immediately thought
Speaker:you say you see a gorgeous girl come to your show
Speaker:that you've been texting with
Speaker:I was on stage
Speaker:when I saw you
Speaker:so many things went through my head
Speaker:what is she gonna come home with me
Speaker:what does my place look like
Speaker:is she would she have stayed
Speaker:if it did like it
Speaker:like I remember
Speaker:I was to be single guy
Speaker:I'm single guy
Speaker:on the road
Speaker:have I washed my balls
Speaker:did that come across
Speaker:were you thinking about that on stage
Speaker:or were you
Speaker:like shocked
Speaker:it's the first time
Speaker:in years I can remember being on stage
Speaker:and just like
Speaker:completely losing my train of thought
Speaker:because the brain was like
Speaker:there are more important things to do
Speaker:I remember I lost my ability to recite
Speaker:the Greek alphabet
Speaker:at that moment
Speaker:it dropped out
Speaker:and I needed that brain power
Speaker:for something else
Speaker:because I remember thinking like
Speaker:when I see you
Speaker:in my mind I'm sorry
Speaker:but my mind went
Speaker:all these different places
Speaker:where it was like
Speaker:is she here as a friend
Speaker:it what if she comes back
Speaker:I think there's
Speaker:two rotisserie chicken carcasses
Speaker:in my condo
Speaker:it was a it was
Speaker:like a condo
Speaker:a two bedroom condo hotel
Speaker:that I was in
Speaker:but I remember you said
Speaker:you immediately said like
Speaker:I just came to see you and I have a hotel
Speaker:I was like oh
Speaker:that's cool
Speaker:and then you were like God
Speaker:it's so shitty
Speaker:and I was like oh
Speaker:glimmer of hope
Speaker:haha late at the end of the tunnel in your hotel
Speaker:you were not just saying that your hotel was
Speaker:it was sketchy as hell
Speaker:it was one of the worst hotels I've ever seen
Speaker:there were like punched out holes in the elevator
Speaker:it's horrible yeah
Speaker:yeah those are for me
Speaker:when I realized I forgot condoms oh my god
Speaker:it was very disgusting
Speaker:I went to your hotel
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:how that transpired
Speaker:it's a nice hotel by the way
Speaker:the type of hotel
Speaker:wasn't like you went to a Super 8 or something Motel 6
Speaker:this is a legitimate hotel
Speaker:that I would have recommended to you
Speaker:but one of those ones were just that one
Speaker:they don't take care of it
Speaker:your better
Speaker:we went to your place near like
Speaker:it's so bad
Speaker:and then I said
Speaker:remember I go hey
Speaker:I got two bedrooms in my place
Speaker:that was nice
Speaker:yeah why don't you come
Speaker:you can come stay
Speaker:and I remember thinking like
Speaker:thank God I have two bedrooms
Speaker:and I was trying to think about a lock one of the doors
Speaker:when you got there like oh
Speaker:that's weird
Speaker:this one doesn't even shoot
Speaker:what do we do
Speaker:but your place had
Speaker:you're looking me just appalled
Speaker:I just wow honestly
Speaker:I was thinking
Speaker:I was like hey
Speaker:we'll just disagree
Speaker:you were being a gentleman
Speaker:I think you were surprised that I showed up
Speaker:I don't think you were like let's get busy
Speaker:no no that was cool
Speaker:that's why I was trying to portray to you
Speaker:when we went to your hotel room to get your stuff
Speaker:it was the most disgusting hotel room I've ever seen
Speaker:there was hair in the shower
Speaker:and I hadn't taken a shower
Speaker:you hadn't taken a shower yes
Speaker:it was disgusting
Speaker:I think there was other stuff
Speaker:there's like
Speaker:the cleaning rugs were still like on the counter yeah
Speaker:but they hadn't cleaned anything there was disgusting
Speaker:there's blood stains on the carpet
Speaker:I remember when I saw those blood seeds I was like
Speaker:she's staying with me this rules
Speaker:so whoever murdered whoever
Speaker:thank you very much oh
Speaker:that probably is what happened Ew
Speaker:so I take a woman on a murderer hotel first date
Speaker:have a so hotel first date
Speaker:there's a lot of context behind that
Speaker:it's not what it seems like that we did go to a hotel
Speaker:but it's a lot there's a lot behind it
Speaker:and maybe we'll get more to this story someday
Speaker:but I thought this morning I'm laying in bed
Speaker:scrolling through my phone
Speaker:this viral article comes up about places
Speaker:you've been taken to one or that would be the worst
Speaker:that would be a bad one
Speaker:am I still guessing or you just gonna tell me
Speaker:I like guessing
Speaker:I wanna see if I get in okay
Speaker:would you like to hear a
Speaker:a memory hits me this morning when I wake up
Speaker:and I realize that I took a woman
Speaker:a girl on maybe one of the worst first dates
Speaker:just possible
Speaker:just absolutely horrible
Speaker:and there's also a medical relate
Speaker:that happens at the end of the story
Speaker:so when I was about when I was 14 years old
Speaker:I got a job at Arby's
Speaker:not trying to drop names brag
Speaker:but I had a job very
Speaker:very young at Arby's
Speaker:and I would that's where we would meet
Speaker:is my best chance of meeting a girl or something
Speaker:would have been like at work
Speaker:you know 1450 so anyway
Speaker:I worked there for a few years
Speaker:I worked there for um like 16
Speaker:17 years old
Speaker:when I turned sixteen
Speaker:I buy a motorcycle
Speaker:take my Arby's money
Speaker:my hard earned are
Speaker:how do you feel
Speaker:what do you think when I say motorcycles
Speaker:I like a guy
Speaker:are you like ocean or not interested
Speaker:I'm not but I think a lot of women are
Speaker:okay you know
Speaker:my problem is I just think it's a death trap
Speaker:so I go like medically like
Speaker:oh you're a same your head
Speaker:miss you in the er
Speaker:and I've had to take care of people after that
Speaker:I don't like yes
Speaker:I think most people are like
Speaker:yes let's go yeah
Speaker:one of the best things about
Speaker:driving a motorcycle is knowing how you're gonna die
Speaker:oh right you ever see on the highway
Speaker:here's my problem
Speaker:so you got a motorcycle
Speaker:no helmet I go
Speaker:he's enjoying himself
Speaker:he's in Arizona
Speaker:I don't think there's a helmet law here
Speaker:he's in Nevada
Speaker:they love it
Speaker:I don't know if that's true or not
Speaker:I don't like when I see
Speaker:a motorcycle go by
Speaker:and he's got
Speaker:one of those big Harleys
Speaker:and he's got the big bags right
Speaker:the saddle bags
Speaker:he's got his wife on the back
Speaker:he's got a fairing right
Speaker:like a windshield
Speaker:yeah yeah and he's got like a windshield
Speaker:and I go hey
Speaker:you know you know
Speaker:you're trying to do
Speaker:you're building a car sir
Speaker:you trying to build a car around you
Speaker:just buy a car
Speaker:I don't like motorcycles
Speaker:you know how
Speaker:you drive shittier when there's a cop by you
Speaker:uh huh I drive shittier when there's a motorcycle
Speaker:cause I'm terrified that I'm gonna hit them
Speaker:so I'm shittier
Speaker:cause I'm like shaking
Speaker:and I'm like pumping the brakes way more yeah
Speaker:like to stay far away from them
Speaker:and I'm so distracted
Speaker:I don't notice any of the other cars
Speaker:I just noticed the motorcycle in front of me
Speaker:I do drive shitty
Speaker:or when I see a cop
Speaker:fucking hate it
Speaker:do you think cops just think everyone drives shitty
Speaker:do you think cops think that
Speaker:everyone just slams on their brakes
Speaker:all the time
Speaker:cause we see a copy always
Speaker:I'm sure they have like a name for it
Speaker:like the Police Effect and they're like
Speaker:oh look at that dumbass
Speaker:they're going 2 miles an hour
Speaker:I'll bet you right
Speaker:I'll bet you right
Speaker:so what happened was I had this motorcycle
Speaker:and I'll tell you something
Speaker:it was not expensive
Speaker:we didn't have any money when I was a kid
Speaker:I had to pay for it myself
Speaker:I paid for with Arby's money
Speaker:so that's how much
Speaker:that's how expensive this motorcycle
Speaker:you buy a motorcycle for a couple grand
Speaker:older motorcycle
Speaker:they used to call them Honda Davidson's
Speaker:it would look like a Harley
Speaker:but it was a
Speaker:it was a Honda Magna
Speaker:for all the motorcycle people out there
Speaker:they're still alive
Speaker:so I drive this motorcycle to Arby's and I go
Speaker:there's this kind of cute girl
Speaker:that started working there
Speaker:I'm gonna ask her if she wants to go for a ride
Speaker:on my motorcycle
Speaker:how does that hit you
Speaker:is that a good first date
Speaker:like I feel like that's pretty good right
Speaker:for a 16 year old
Speaker:I think you nailed it
Speaker:yeah you could have only sealed the deal better
Speaker:if you offered her some surly fries or something
Speaker:oh curly fries
Speaker:yeah you say surly fries
Speaker:I did that's like a variation of them that
Speaker:it has an attitude
Speaker:curly fries with an attitude
Speaker:I was thinking of something else
Speaker:surly fries
Speaker:I think of a sauce
Speaker:and Shirley Fry fuck off
Speaker:I was thinking of the the horses
Speaker:Shirley Fries
Speaker:I got distracted
Speaker:apparently I was painting this picture of you like
Speaker:climbing into a motorcycle
Speaker:curly fries with an attitude
Speaker:surely try our Shirley Fries
Speaker:so you know what
Speaker:this girl I think she liked me
Speaker:I got a feeling she likes me
Speaker:and so I go and when I'm on the
Speaker:I used to work the front register
Speaker:we used to have a front register
Speaker:we used to have drive through
Speaker:and we'd have back line
Speaker:back line reserve for those that were older
Speaker:because you had to operate a slicer
Speaker:so I never got to go back in the back line
Speaker:I'm a front
Speaker:so I walk up to him
Speaker:I'm about to go hey
Speaker:on our lunch break
Speaker:maybe I take you for a ride on the motorcycle right
Speaker:I'm about to say
Speaker:hey we should
Speaker:and the manager walks in he goes
Speaker:anybody got a orange motorcycle
Speaker:and I go I have an orange motorcycle hey
Speaker:you're asking
Speaker:he goes yeah
Speaker:it fell it fell down
Speaker:it's leaking gas all over the parking lot
Speaker:I didn't realize that when you park on a hill
Speaker:it can just like
Speaker:the kickstand just goes up and it just rolls forward
Speaker:and falls out to my brand new motorcycle
Speaker:so it's already starting off
Speaker:I'm embarrassed
Speaker:like oh God
Speaker:I gotta run out there
Speaker:run out there
Speaker:set up my motorcycle
Speaker:I come back in
Speaker:I go everything's fine with it
Speaker:do I get enough gas
Speaker:would you like to go for a ride on my motorcycle
Speaker:on lunch she says
Speaker:this might surprise you yes
Speaker:I bring her outside
Speaker:we go for a ride on the motorcycle
Speaker:and it's good
Speaker:and I'm gonna be
Speaker:this might sound disgusting
Speaker:but I have heard
Speaker:that's disgusting
Speaker:but just it might be on
Speaker:this might be uneducated
Speaker:I have heard
Speaker:if you take a girlfriend on a motorcycle
Speaker:it might there might be some excitement that happens no
Speaker:not just because of what
Speaker:because there's like vibrating and oh
Speaker:for the girl uh huh
Speaker:yeah okay okay
Speaker:did not expect agreement there
Speaker:surely fries
Speaker:so I'm feeling pretty good
Speaker:about this situation
Speaker:and I'm taking her for a ride
Speaker:and she's holding you know
Speaker:that's a good date
Speaker:because she's touching me
Speaker:she's holding onto my waist right
Speaker:this is good
Speaker:I feel like we're going good
Speaker:I'm taking her to all these you know
Speaker:the most beautiful parts of Rochester
Speaker:New York I can find
Speaker:I take her down at the beach whatever
Speaker:I come back
Speaker:I drop her off and
Speaker:she gets off the motorcycle
Speaker:and hurriedly
Speaker:walks away I go hey
Speaker:how did the wait what
Speaker:and she walks away
Speaker:like pretty quickly
Speaker:goes inside
Speaker:the restaurant
Speaker:and I don't know what happened or what I said
Speaker:or if I did something
Speaker:but I definitely got the feeling that like
Speaker:something went horribly wrong
Speaker:what happened was
Speaker:on a motorcycle
Speaker:there are exhaust pipes
Speaker:on the outside of the motorcycle that are
Speaker:hundreds of degrees right
Speaker:like super super hot
Speaker:and she's riding on the back of the motorcycle
Speaker:and she burned
Speaker:she singed oh
Speaker:her leg so badly
Speaker:and she was so polite that she didn't wanna say like oh
Speaker:I messed up my
Speaker:my leg like I mean
Speaker:like a like a bit like a 3 inch burn
Speaker:emergency room
Speaker:no way yeah
Speaker:emergency and like nothing horrible
Speaker:did you take her to the emergency room no
Speaker:she wouldn't
Speaker:she didn't trust me
Speaker:my vehicle anymore oh yeah
Speaker:I guess that makes sense
Speaker:I had to work on it
Speaker:we need any
Speaker:honest to God
Speaker:they needed one of us to work
Speaker:and then someone else took her to the emergency room
Speaker:and it was like
Speaker:that's a that's a pretty
Speaker:it was a pretty rough burn
Speaker:she's fine like it wasn't any lasting effects
Speaker:but terrible first date
Speaker:and I never talked
Speaker:I never talked to her again
Speaker:I think she quit or she stopped
Speaker:started dating someone else yeah
Speaker:that's my kind of shitty first date
Speaker:you sent someone to the er
Speaker:I know did you pay for her er visit
Speaker:no I worked at Arby's
Speaker:so did she how did she pay for it
Speaker:guess how much money I made at Arby's
Speaker:so I love this because I am 10 years older than Erica
Speaker:so I feel like sometimes the age gap
Speaker:I barely think about it
Speaker:I would imagine it's all she thinks about
Speaker:but sometimes there are things that are
Speaker:are I think very um
Speaker:so very different between that decade
Speaker:and I would guess this is one of them
Speaker:guess how much money I made at Arby's
Speaker:after I got a raise
Speaker:I remember getting a raise being like hell yeah
Speaker:guess how much
Speaker:four hours an hour shit
Speaker:4:25 really
Speaker:yeah I totally fucking pulled that out of nowhere
Speaker:forget it wow
Speaker:that sucked shit
Speaker:cause this is minimum wage
Speaker:not like $20
Speaker:uh I think it's well
Speaker:isn't it state based too
Speaker:don't know cause like some states have raised it
Speaker:to have higher standards
Speaker:I don't think that they've like made it
Speaker:a nationwide thing
Speaker:I'd say like 18 something I keep seeing advertised
Speaker:I think you're right
Speaker:ours was three dollars and thirty five cents wow
Speaker:and when you're a waiter or a waitress
Speaker:it could be even lower
Speaker:because they used to be able to take the tips
Speaker:yeah average tips
Speaker:and they said that was mess
Speaker:I don't do that anymore
Speaker:I don't think
Speaker:I don't think
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:I think they gotta give you
Speaker:I think they stop doing that
Speaker:hmm so I have a list of what women say
Speaker:this list is making
Speaker:its originally cemetery on it
Speaker:of cemetery
Speaker:feel like that
Speaker:be like creepy people
Speaker:and then a woman would be normal and she be like
Speaker:what the fuck did you take me here for
Speaker:that feels like
Speaker:not on here
Speaker:that feels like not just worst date
Speaker:but feels like I gotta worry about this guy right
Speaker:like that feels like very creepy
Speaker:how about there
Speaker:somewhere with all their guy friends
Speaker:like the man cave place
Speaker:man cave place
Speaker:okay so with
Speaker:not on here
Speaker:not on here
Speaker:where'd you get this list
Speaker:I got it off the internet
Speaker:it's making the rounds
Speaker:as they say
Speaker:it's gone viral
Speaker:well I feel like they've missed three
Speaker:very important ones no
Speaker:those are very good
Speaker:yours are very good
Speaker:what's your um
Speaker:so I'll hit you with a couple
Speaker:all right worst
Speaker:or is this like a number one
Speaker:worst one or just a random one
Speaker:I'm gonna give you
Speaker:I'm gonna give you top
Speaker:I don't wanna give you number one yet okay
Speaker:so a lot of them are restaurants
Speaker:what so like
Speaker:names of like
Speaker:a lot of more like
Speaker:don't go to this
Speaker:all be in like one category
Speaker:it should be
Speaker:it should be don't
Speaker:so she done my whole list
Speaker:haven't you
Speaker:a buffet Golden Corral No. 12
Speaker:I'd be so mad
Speaker:No. 12 if you took me
Speaker:Sizzler
Speaker:can I tell you something you did to me
Speaker:Arby's do not after your date gets that
Speaker:keep that name out of your mouth
Speaker:Arby's holds a special place of my heart
Speaker:it's not on here
Speaker:Arby's is not on here
Speaker:one date of yours
Speaker:she would have added that to the list
Speaker:but you know what you do as a
Speaker:I love that you're a doctor
Speaker:I love that I learn things
Speaker:but there's one thing you do as a doctor
Speaker:and sometimes when you're chatting with me
Speaker:and that is you will offhandedly say something
Speaker:and just fucking ruin something for me
Speaker:I ruined something yeah
Speaker:and one of them is you often
Speaker:yeah basically
Speaker:well more like the umbrella heading of buffets so what
Speaker:oh I know where this is going
Speaker:you like to like
Speaker:I'll go hey
Speaker:do you want some extra
Speaker:some more alfalfa sprouts
Speaker:and you're like no
Speaker:do I want some more salmonellas on top of my salad
Speaker:yeah you immediately go to what
Speaker:what illness
Speaker:or what disease could be caused by the thing
Speaker:immediately
Speaker:well medical school kind of ruined me
Speaker:what do you get from what's
Speaker:isn't alfalfa sprouts bad
Speaker:alfalfa sprouts are bad
Speaker:a lot of greens that you have a hard time washing are
Speaker:those are hard to wash
Speaker:would you think less of me if I told you that
Speaker:only recently that I found out
Speaker:you're supposed to wash stuff from Whole Foods
Speaker:cause when I go in there
Speaker:there's even a vegetable spray wash that's like
Speaker:not soap and not chemicals
Speaker:I don't know what the ingredients are
Speaker:but it's like all natural
Speaker:so it can remove the residue
Speaker:I would use that
Speaker:but I didn't know it was a thing
Speaker:I didn't know we're supposed to
Speaker:and I go to Whole Foods
Speaker:and you know how you see the spray
Speaker:I go out they did it
Speaker:they did it for me
Speaker:so I'd buy broccoli
Speaker:I wouldn't even wash it for
Speaker:until recently
Speaker:you know what bothers me about that though
Speaker:is how many people manhandle it in the grocery store
Speaker:and they're like meow yes
Speaker:and they put it back
Speaker:so it's more so
Speaker:that touch exposure or transportation experience
Speaker:yes I'm a little offended about that
Speaker:I think men and women handle vegetables
Speaker:and you really just went right after men
Speaker:men hate man handle though
Speaker:I just like
Speaker:you're putting that on us
Speaker:you know person handle thanks
Speaker:cause I feel like it's a double standard right
Speaker:you say fire man
Speaker:it's like hey
Speaker:there are women
Speaker:they're also firemen
Speaker:I get it but then you go manhandle negative things
Speaker:nobody gives a shit
Speaker:like how you mansplain
Speaker:what is it what
Speaker:yeah I do I do that sometimes do I mansplain
Speaker:I'm not that guilty of mansplaining I would guess no
Speaker:uh huh no so like you
Speaker:you don't do that that often
Speaker:you ruined something that I would go to
Speaker:every single time I'll go to New York City
Speaker:when I go to New York City
Speaker:creature habit
Speaker:I go to Whole Foods
Speaker:I get my stuff
Speaker:I do whatever
Speaker:and one day we're talking about Whole Foods
Speaker:and you were just like
Speaker:I think I think I was doing one of those like
Speaker:hey take me through your trip at
Speaker:we were a long distance relationship for a while
Speaker:so we did like
Speaker:I would go like
Speaker:hey what do you do
Speaker:your Whole Foods
Speaker:take me through your Whole Foods trip
Speaker:and we were very different on what
Speaker:we would stop at Whole Foods
Speaker:and I think you
Speaker:before I even brought up that I like to go there
Speaker:you brought up
Speaker:you said somehow an olive bar
Speaker:I did and you immediately were like
Speaker:oh fuck you
Speaker:I love that shit
Speaker:and I was like
Speaker:cause they're terrible
Speaker:yeah and then you made me
Speaker:you were just like
Speaker:dead silent on the other side of the phone
Speaker:dude wants my dad
Speaker:so my dad told me once
Speaker:I love to catch up as a kid
Speaker:big fan of ketchup
Speaker:isn't it where someone tells you something
Speaker:like what you told me about the olive bar
Speaker:I've never gone to the olive bar since never
Speaker:I would never go
Speaker:cause you told me like people eat stuff
Speaker:they put it back and then put their hands in there
Speaker:and they eat one
Speaker:they'll dig out a handful and then just eat one
Speaker:and then put the rest back
Speaker:it's disgusting
Speaker:it's so much better though than the
Speaker:an olive in an olive bar
Speaker:so much more delicious than an olive in a jar
Speaker:I don't know if it's the bacteria
Speaker:something makes it taste better
Speaker:or glass thing over the buffet
Speaker:sneeze guard
Speaker:yeah right speaks for itself
Speaker:I don't know if it's an effective
Speaker:is it a sneeze guard
Speaker:just like a loose fitting
Speaker:all the nasty people that are like digging underneath
Speaker:like oh I want that all over the back yeah
Speaker:but you ruined it
Speaker:sneeze and cough
Speaker:I've not gone back okay
Speaker:I didn't ruin it
Speaker:I exposed it for its truth
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:I mean thank you
Speaker:but fuck man
Speaker:my dad once
Speaker:I was putting ketchup on these home fries
Speaker:at a restaurant
Speaker:I loved ketchup at a restaurant
Speaker:I just loved ketchup as a kid
Speaker:I would just dump it on oh boy
Speaker:and he goes
Speaker:you know this one time
Speaker:I was at a restaurant
Speaker:and I look over and he goes
Speaker:this guy takes that
Speaker:it was that glass ketchup bottle
Speaker:I don't know if they had that when you were growing up
Speaker:that you guys have the glass Heinz
Speaker:I wasn't born like five years ago
Speaker:okay but anyway
Speaker:we had the glass Heinz
Speaker:ketchup bottle
Speaker:and he told me he saw a guy
Speaker:open it up ready
Speaker:ready open it up
Speaker:pour it on his own fries
Speaker:lick around the top edge of it
Speaker:and then recap and put it back
Speaker:I thought you were gonna say he like dipped
Speaker:you know how people would use the knife to like
Speaker:get it to like
Speaker:oh more and then lick the knife and put it back in
Speaker:which is also equally you yeah
Speaker:and I never had ketchup at a restaurant again
Speaker:and so that's kind of what
Speaker:you did for me
Speaker:to me with the Olive Bar
Speaker:so thank you
Speaker:well so don't take me to a buffet ever
Speaker:not just on a first date okay
Speaker:I'm glad Gordon Golden Corral made it
Speaker:I'm not a huge fan of the buffet in general
Speaker:because I feel like
Speaker:let's just have a little bit
Speaker:a really good food
Speaker:instead of a bunch of shitty food
Speaker:and I think that
Speaker:you should spend more money on good food
Speaker:like say I need a white T-shirt
Speaker:I'll go to the dollar store
Speaker:I'll go to a discount place
Speaker:I'm fine with that
Speaker:but I feel like when it comes to food
Speaker:you gotta be careful
Speaker:I think it's probably people who have a life
Speaker:like a lot of kids or something
Speaker:cause everybody gets what they want
Speaker:it's fun with kids
Speaker:but you that's a very good point
Speaker:uh you're absolutely right
Speaker:a lot of times
Speaker:instead of buying my kids food at a restaurant
Speaker:I'll wipe my ass with the money
Speaker:cause they don't need anything
Speaker:a strip club
Speaker:yeah is such a great guest
Speaker:and I do not see it on here
Speaker:I had someone take me to a strip club on a date
Speaker:really which date
Speaker:well it didn't go far after that
Speaker:first not first
Speaker:I was trying to be cool
Speaker:so I'm like yeah
Speaker:you wanna go
Speaker:okay we can go
Speaker:okay super awkward
Speaker:so how many times did
Speaker:both of us yeah
Speaker:cause he's like
Speaker:looking at them
Speaker:but he's like
Speaker:I probably shouldn't
Speaker:so he's looking at me
Speaker:cause he wants
Speaker:you know like
Speaker:doing it for this girl
Speaker:I wanna go home with her
Speaker:so I can't be obsessed with like
Speaker:the other girls
Speaker:but then I'm like
Speaker:what do I look at
Speaker:do I look at him
Speaker:he's getting excited by other women
Speaker:you're gross
Speaker:I didn't I know where to look
Speaker:I don't know what to do
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of
Speaker:afraid to ask
Speaker:a lot of people are playing catch up
Speaker:because everybody heard age
Speaker:for a long long time
Speaker:unfortunately
Speaker:we're diagnosing a lot more
Speaker:colon cancer
Speaker:full rectal cancer
Speaker:a lot earlier in age
Speaker:in life so USPS
Speaker:CF guidelines
Speaker:basically said
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:there's way more people getting sick
Speaker:let's round down to where we can
Speaker:hopefully catch something early
Speaker:is this three people there on the sun
Speaker:I think I told you
Speaker:I go you know
Speaker:what I'm gonna go do
Speaker:I go oh my God
Speaker:there's some pull UPS he did fitness room right
Speaker:and I think I did this twice
Speaker:I think it says new people's
Speaker:can I tell you something the truth
Speaker:there is no fitness room at that hotel Jamie
Speaker:you lying son of a bitch
