Alabama Bama is back and she's got some spicy takes on Bad Bunny’s halftime show at the Super Bowl! We dive into Bama's wild past, including a legendary (and slightly scandalous) trip to Puerto Rico that left her on the no-fly list. 😂 And let’s just say, if it means selling a kidney to catch the big game, she’s all in—because who needs two of anything, right? Plus, Bama's on a mission to look fab for the show, battling some serious back acne like a true warrior. Tune in for laughs, outrageous stories, and a whole lot of fun as we hang out with our favorite Alabama gal!
Get ready to roll with some belly laughs as we catch up with our favorite gal from down south, Alabama Bama! This week, she's got the scoop on Bad Bunny hitting the Super Bowl halftime stage, and let’s just say her enthusiasm is as contagious as a bad cold at a family reunion. Bama spills the tea on her not-so-glamorous history with Puerto Rico—spoiler alert: it involves a carnival cruise and a public lewdness charge that’s got her banned from the island. Who knew a little fun in the sun could lead to such drama?
Takeaways:
Alabama Bama's wild story about a lewd charge in Puerto Rico is a must-hear!
Selling organs for concert tickets? Bama takes fandom to a whole new level, y'all!
The hilarious banter between Haystack and Bama is like a comedy show all by itself!
Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show is gonna be lit, and Bama's ready for it!
Bama's skincare routine includes battling back acne for that Bad Bunny glow-up!
Let's be real, who wouldn't sell a spare organ for Kid Rock tickets?
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning, It's Haystack.
Speaker A:
Pretty much my favorite time of the week when we check in with my dear friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker A:
And Bama joins us on the phone.
Speaker A:
Now, Bama, did you hear the big announcement?
Speaker A:
Bad Bunny going to be performing at the super bowl halftime show.
Speaker B:
Oh, yes, I did, Haystack.
Speaker B:
And let me tell you what, he's a making mommy muy sediento.
Speaker B:
You know what that means?
Speaker B:
It means thirsty as crap.
Speaker A:
Okay, yeah, that's.
Speaker A:
That's.
Speaker A:
That's one translation.
Speaker A:
Sure.
Speaker B:
Well, I wanted to see him down in Puerto Rico once, but thanks to that little public lewdness charge that I picked up when my carnival cruise was docked in San Juan, let's just say I'm not welcome back there no more.
Speaker A:
Oh, no, I. I'm afraid to ask what even happened.
Speaker B:
Well, you should be.
Speaker B:
But I'll tell you this much.
Speaker B:
I am going to go to that there super bowl come hell or water.
Speaker B:
rgan again like I did back in:
Speaker A:
Wait a minute.
Speaker A:
You.
Speaker A:
You sold an organ to see Kid Rock?
Speaker B:
Oh, yeah, you bet I did.
Speaker B:
And.
Speaker B:
And I don't regret it one bit.
Speaker B:
Besides, what else have I got two of?
Speaker B:
Let's see here.
Speaker B:
Pancreases, spleens?
Speaker B:
Somebody will take something off of me and give me some cash.
Speaker A:
Oh, no, please, please.
Speaker A:
Don't encourage people to test that theory out.
Speaker B:
Oh, don't worry.
Speaker B:
I'm focusing on a looking good.
Speaker B:
Which reminds me, I gotta go.
Speaker B:
I got some serious back acne.
Speaker B:
And if I wasn't gonna look slamming for that Bad Bunny, I need to course correct right now.
