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8:02 What's Up, Tiger Mommy?
Episode 220th January 2024 • Devil's Trap: A Supernatural Podcast • Don't Be A Dick Productions
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Is Dean Winchester a psychopath? Can Diana tell the difference between Pluto, Pluto, Plutus? How much do we love Lauren Tom as LInda Tran? And yessss Steeewart. This week - SPN, Season 8, Episode 2 - What's Up Tiger Mommy?

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Jerk (:

Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana.

And this week we're going to talk season eight, episode two. What's up, Tiger Mommy.

Bitch (:

How are you doing?

Jerk (:

I'm alright, alright. We're uh...

Bitch (:

I don't even know if that was a sentence. I think that was very, very Southern or something. How are you?

Jerk (:

Yeah. All right.

Bitch (:

It was just a sound. It was just an aing.

Jerk (:

Yeah, but wait, but I knew, but I knew. Oh, what have you been up to?

Bitch (:

I'm getting my parts stitched together or things put in me. So here's your PSA. So if you're a lady and as you get older, things in your body stop working. And probably like if we were, if this happened to penises and not inside the vaginas, there would probably be like a very easy solution for this. But as you know, we age.

Jerk (:

fun.

Bitch (:

Our bladders start to do stupid things and sometimes you have to get procedures or other things in order to fix them or to keep yourself from peeing everywhere. So I had that done and now like my pussy hurts and my hips hurt and it's because not in a fun way.

Jerk (:

Not in a fun way.

Bitch (:

everybody, you know, like, I don't know, it's like reliving the 90s or something. I don't know. But yeah, it's just it's I'm very uncomfortable sitting because this is, you know, things you've got to take care of yourself. And, you know, also sometimes if you like one person goes like, have you tried kegels? You can punch them in their twit if they have one. Because, you know, obviously

Jerk (:

It's important. Self care.

Bitch (:

You have to go to surgery. Like you have to have tried. Before you decide to go to the, I'm just gonna go have you like stick things up my vagina. Like I obviously, yeah, I tried to fucking kegel bitch. Like what do you think? But yes, you should try kegels, but there's also more like there are better exercises for you like just look at pelvic floor, anything that helps your pelvic floor is I think as ladies, you should be doing all the time. But also I did a bunch of those.

Jerk (:

There's a lot of steps. There's a lot of steps before that.

Jerk (:

They're good for you.

Bitch (:

And I did a lot of stuff that had lower abdominal exercises. So that was fine. It was just sometimes your parts stop working. And yes, this happens even if you don't have kids. Like it's just a thing. Our bodies like sometimes don't work as well as they used to. So anyways, so I have new things inside of me. I'm on my way to becoming part. Hopefully they didn't leave anything like extra in there. No bonuses.

Jerk (:

No bonus surprises.

Bitch (:

I also can't put anything inside of myself for six weeks. I love my, like, she was like, no intercourse or anything in the vagina for six weeks. But she also meant like tampons, not just like, or whatever else you want to like, no. And I didn't like, I just came home and pretty much passed out and didn't like read. Like I didn't even know I had like care instructions or anything.

Jerk (:

Oh, okay. Well, whatever.

Jerk (:

I know we were messaging and you're like, oh, look what I found. I was like, ma'am, ma'am.

Bitch (:

I was like, well, there was like, I was just like, there was a swag bag in my purse. I just thought it was like a swag bag. I didn't know it was like documents and shit that I was supposed to read. And it was like, this is when you took medication. And then it was like, do not be left alone. I was like, well, fuck that one up. It was just like, don't eat. Yeah, like immediately it was just like left alone, like on my own devices.

Jerk (:

Oh

Jerk (:

as you were sleeping alone immediately after. Yeah.

Bitch (:

But also there's very specific and things that obstruct you. My favorite was no skateboarding. So like, God damn it. Like if I'd only know that I wouldn't have been trying to flip that Ali in my backyard immediately, like. Yeah. I also couldn't send legal documents for, for 24 hours, which I thought was, I loved that. I was like, I can't like, ah, not that loud. You can't make me go get this notarized.

Jerk (:

No skateboarding is amazing.

Jerk (:

I'm not allowed. I'm not allowed. You can't make me.

Bitch (:

I don't know how to go get, yeah. Today I went and got things notarized, but.

Jerk (:

Yeah, that's fun.

Bitch (:

The guy who does my notary, like my, I want to say like he's the notary at UPS store, like there's more than one, but I just, I've had him like a number of times and he reminds me of Derek from what we do in the shadows. And so my brain, I'm like, you a vampire.

Jerk (:

Right.

Jerk (:

Oh. That's...

Jerk (:

So you're just gonna keep going there, obviously.

Bitch (:

I don't know. So, it would... Oh, I like it. Like, he's like, when the f- like, he calls me hun, and it's... He's like, probably 20 years younger than me, so I like it. I'm like, yeah.

Jerk (:

I appreciate that. Yeah, that's good.

Bitch (:

I hope he's a vampire. I mean, it's a compliment if he doesn't know that. That is definitely a compliment. I enjoy it. No, and I very much enjoy Derek from the show. And I know they just started filming their sixth and what will be their final season. But, you know, I'm just... That's good though. I mean, at least it won't get ridiculous.

Jerk (:

Yeah, Liza, I hope you're a vampire. It is a compliment, sir.

Jerk (:

Yeah. Final season.

Jerk (:

I know. I feel like they have a couple more seasons in them, though, but I understand it. Sometimes you have to end it when it's good. I learned today, I learned that Lowslow, whose actor's name escapes me, has another like a British TV show that's pretty hard to locate streaming. But apparently it's really entertaining. And he has a big stripe. He has a big stripe in his hair. So now I need to go find this.

Bitch (:

What show are you talking about?

Jerk (:

I don't know if I have to find the name of it. So sorry, I'll have to go find it. I think so.

Bitch (:

Are you talking about Matt Berry?

Bitch (:

Matt Berry has another show. I don't, I know that Noel Fielding has a new show coming out on Dick Turnbite, which is we're going to be really good. Um, but a Matt Berry, uh, can, yeah, I would do the shit out of Matt Berry. He's so fucking hot.

Jerk (:

Yeah.

Jerk (:

Who?

Jerk (:

Oh, he's got a he did a good stripe in his hair that you'll appreciate.

Bitch (:

I'm sure it was like, can you like, I'm glad that you're pausing this show on supernatural to go look at the actor that is not in this. He's so hot though.

Jerk (:

Yeah. Everybody's like, can you. To look this up, I know, I know.

Jerk (:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jerk (:

Yeah, yeah. No, it's not that. I have to like... It's not a c- it's not- it's not animated.

Bitch (:

Crapopolis?

Bitch (:

and he was in disenchantment.

Bitch (:

It's like, I don't know if it's on, um, on IMDB. I see what we do in the shadows, crap opulous, disenchantment, the inventor, great expectations, Ellie and Natasha. Like that was one thing. Moomin Valley. And that ended in 2022. That's 39 episodes. That was it. No, that was the end of it was a voice.

Tosa Tensiltown. No, that's animated, that's animated.

Jerk (:

Uh, hold on. Oh, god damn it. I've almost found the name of it.

Bitch (:

She's almost there, folks. She's almost there. That sounds weird.

Jerk (:

Toast of the town, toast of London.

Toast of London. Toast of London is what it's called.

Bitch (:

Toast of Tinseltown? Oh, Toast of London, 24 episodes. Oh, that ended in 2020.

Jerk (:

Yeah, it's not new. I just heard about it for the first time.

Bitch (:

Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's an older show. Okay. But yet that buries been a lot of things, including the IT crowd. And in

Jerk (:

Well, apparently this is a super hilarious sitcom that got highly recommended by someone who also enjoyed other sitcoms I liked. That's why I was like by an author, not like somebody I know. So.

Bitch (:

Okay. But I am excited. So yes, I will, I will spend some time watching some, uh, some new Matt Berry. Well, I can't put anything in my vagina, but, um, maybe I had to save that for later. You know? So what have you been up to?

Jerk (:

There you go. All right. Now. No, no, did. Yeah.

Jerk (:

So I think I mentioned it last week, guys. So I got to go to a couple of events, both supporting Dallas Firefighters, which is kind of cool. One was Cornbread and Country with some amazing country artists in Texas. And then I went over to support our firefighter friend at Trees and got to see Boss Riot and some other bands. And that was super fun. And I judged an Elvis costume contest. And then got to go eat.

burgers and drink beer at Adair's and watch another Dallas artist, Sarah Johnson, which is just a nice way to spend an evening by the way. Adair's is a sometimes forgotten, but definitely a massive gem to have in a city, like in the city, like to have this tiny little like country bar in the city that's just been there forever and makes good burgers and has fucking Lone Star light cans ready to go and happy girl.

Bitch (:

Yep, it's a good place.

Jerk (:

But I don't know if that's just working. I just feel like that's it. I don't know. Then Babe has his own podcast. So that's a new excitement in our life that they're recording at my studio. My studio. I'm teasing. It was our studio first, damn it. But it's a Dave's I Know podcast. So I'm just gonna give them one drop, but.

Bitch (:

R studio, whatever. It was R studio first.

Jerk (:

Not the one, not the Dave's I know, because that's some shit about soccer, which Dave also likes, but we won't talk about that. But Dave's I know.

Bitch (:

Yeah, I think he's going to get mad. I accidentally, I accidentally deleted, there was a button called Dave's, I know on our media board and I accidentally deleted it. I'm sure he can add it back in again, but I was like going through deleting shit and I was like, did, and I was like, oh shit, no. There was like, there wasn't a back button. I know there's a separate one in there, but it was like, it was on our board. So if it was in your like, sorry, if I, if I ruined your sound board, babe.

Jerk (:

And you're like, what is this? Oops. I think he made a separate studio. So I think it's okay.

out.

Jerk (:

Sorry babe.

Bitch (:

Sorry, babe.

Jerk (:

Well, there you go. So, yeah, that's about it. A lot of things and not a lot of things. I feel like this January is taking eternity, but I also cannot believe it's almost the end of January of 24.

Bitch (:

I don't know what I think about it.

Jerk (:

That's very upsetting. So there we go. All right. Let's talk about an episode of a show that this podcast supposed to be about.

Bitch (:

It is, it must be about Supernatural. And so we're talking about what's up Tiger Mommy. And so that is a, according to Supernatural Wikipedia, but really just common sense as well. It is a mashup of Tiger Moms, right? So there was the book, The Battle Hymn of Tiger Mother, which spun the whole idea of the concept of Tiger Moms, which became, you think of it one way or the other.

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It was directed by John F. Showalter, who we last saw in season seven with our, the old before that slash fiction and was written by the pair Dab and Laughlin who we last saw at the end of season seven with there will be blood. So, yeah, so we are starting off in a very cool, cool place though, because I love the idea of safety deposit boxes.

And maybe it's just because like I want to rob them. But I also just want to know what's in them. I want to go through them, right? Like if you were in, if you weren't in a bank, could you just go, would they know? Like, could I just. Well, I mean, like, would they like, are there, is there a camera? Can I like, would they know if I went into, because I don't think I would want people to know that I was going through their stuff, but like, what do people, you know, people put weird shit in there.

Jerk (:

I want to go through them. Like what, what are, what's in them?

Jerk (:

You're just checking on them to make sure they're safe.

Bitch (:

There has to be a thing like storage wars, right? Where people like...

Jerk (:

get safety deposit boxes. I don't know, because I feel like those like, I think there's like legal docs involved.

Bitch (:

Yeah.

Bitch (:

Well, I'm surely, but it doesn't just, if you know, like slight, let me know what happens around us, Google it and like after this episode, but you know, if I forget, let me know.

Jerk (:

Oh. Ha ha ha.

Bitch (:

So we've got an old man and he wants to get into one of the oldest safety deposit boxes, the safety deposit box number one.

Jerk (:

Yeah. And they're very confused because apparently when they renovated, they had to take his actual original box and put it inside the new type of box because it matched like technical technological advancements. And yeah, and he's and they're like, the chick is very confused, but very accommodating. And this old dude's real creepy and he opens it and it's some weird bone. And he's like, oh, yeah, it's valuable. And he wants to make a withdrawal. And then we get a big blood splatter. Shh.

Bitch (:

You know that he bones her. He bones her. And it's a real gross looking bone too. Like it's not a normal looking, like it kind of looks like a penis, but it doesn't. Oh no, it's just really weird and old looking.

Jerk (:

She's dead. Bones her. Yeah, so.

Jerk (:

not pleasant. So we cut to Dean eating. That's how I wrote it. It was funny. Anyways, but so it's Kevin, Dean and Sam and Kevin's like, we need to go check on my fucking mom. That's all there is to it. And Dean's like, it's a day's long drive. She's fine. She's protected because she's bait. And that's not the best way to describe it, probably to Kevin.

Bitch (:

No, and then Sam decides he just talks with his hair, right? And then his hair decides that they will go.

Jerk (:

Yes. So they make it to Tiger Mom's house and are looking through the windows with looking through the house, through binoculars and like, she's like, sad, but OK. But Dean's like, oh, you think she's OK. Guess what? The mailman's been here three times. No one's mailman comes that often. Gardener's over watering. There's water everywhere. That plants would be dying. How long has he been doing that for days? It doesn't work.

Bitch (:

Yeah, I don't understand. Like, those plants should all be dead, but...

Jerk (:

Yeah, but basically the house is surrounded by demons is the long story short. So Dean traps them and manages to kill them both with Sam's help.

Bitch (:

They do. And they don't even bother to exercise anybody anymore. They're just stab stabbing away. So fucking Carl Carl's just gone. Carl gets no chance. Whatever. So

Jerk (:

No, they're just stabbing. Demon knife. Demon knife. Nope. And Tiger Mom is just playing cards with her friend, Eunice, and is just glad to have a friend there because she's real sad that Kevin's gone. But Kevin comes the door and.

I laughed because it was a funny thing. Like, she's so happy to see him. And the second she opens the door, she gets like splashed in the face with holy water from Sam and Dean. It's funny.

Bitch (:

Yep. And then Sam smells a fart.

Jerk (:

Because UNICEF is a demon! Of course she is. Duh.

Bitch (:

Yep, and then so she's cock smoking out and Sam just puts her back inside legs like no You can't put cock smoke away. I'm just gonna you know order my new Nokia phone and Then like and then they just stab her

Jerk (:

It's so weird.

murder you.

Jerk (:

So I guess, so this is like, this is a theme that we've noticed, right? So they're no longer trying to, so they're saying fuck the meat suits. Two reasons. One, they're assuming that the body's dead, hopefully. Number two is they don't want someone reporting to Crowley about what they're doing, right?

Bitch (:

Yeah, and she is. So that's what Dean says. He was like, she would have told Crowley and that's how they're justifying this. But you just killed Eunice. Like, you don't... you just murdered... you murdered Carl, you murdered Eunice, like... And there's like, we don't care. Like, I have problems. This is... this is not okay. I don't approve the demon knife. And like, it just also just made it worse that you put like...

Jerk (:

They're murdering! They don't know! They did a lot! Three murders! Three murders!

Jerk (:

It's for the greater good. What kind of shit is that?

Bitch (:

It's so, all this is just bizarre. So, okay, so now we're definitely saying that when you stab them with the demon knife, that the demon soul goes somewhere, not to hell, goes away. Just is gone.

Jerk (:

Very weird. And.

Jerk (:

It's gone. Well, either way, fucking mom is traumatized as shit. Rightfully so. And they're Sam and Dean have to try to explain like, no, that wasn't your friend Eunice that we just murdered in front of you for no reason. Have you seen the exorcist? Which is kind of funny, but. So, yeah, she's like, but you do really have to kill her.

Bitch (:

No, no, they did not. They made a choice. They, they are picking, they are making ethical decisions. We know what's happening in the trolley game for, for the Winchesters right now. But then we started to see why I love Linda Tran. And Linda Tran is one is happy that her son is prophet of the Lord, because that is a pretty cool title to have. And I'm going on your tablet quest and fuck off. I'm not backing down.

Jerk (:

Yeah. And so they're like, fine, I guess, you know, we're you're going to we're going to need some hex bags and you need to get inked up.

Jerk (:

It's not my favorite terminology for tattoos, but that's okay.

Bitch (:

Yes, I know none of us like the term eat, but

Jerk (:

Anyways, so they so apparently Kevin Tran and mom have to go get the anti possession tattoos. But I like that mom's comments is like, like it's my first tattoo. All right. She is. So they're in the gallery and now I'm really confused because like so Sam and Dean have that on their chest, right?

Bitch (:

I'm a trans a badass.

Bitch (:

Bye.

Jerk (:

Why is she getting it on her forehead for forearm? Forehead. Forearm. I don't know why I was saying that.

Bitch (:

For- Hehehehe

Bitch (:

That would have been awesome! Like, you gotta get this... Nah, nah, that's just where it goes! You just get the... You don't get a choice, mate. You just put it there, like, nah, it's just neck tattoo.

Jerk (:

That's it. Are you in or are you out?

Jerk (:

Like still, like forearm versus chest. I'm like, I feel like your chest is like, I don't know, it was very odd.

Bitch (:

Maybe she is already maybe that's where her other tattoo was maybe Linda Tran has like a full chest piece that you just don't know and But also reverend but also reverend horton. He is playing while they're doing this

Jerk (:

I guess. I mean, it's possible. No judgment.

Jerk (:

It is. And I was stoked when the devil's chasing me starts playing. I was like, yes, it was good stuff.

Bitch (:

Yeah, and then it was like Kevin acts like me and Linda acts like Diana while they get tattooed and Kevin just like whippers like through the whole thing. No, I don't whipper. You know, I, you know, I'm just like, but like, I'm a, I'm a squirmer. And it's mainly because I hate sitting still. We already have this discussion. I'm a child. I can't sit still. Yeah.

Jerk (:

Really? Oh.

Jerk (:

Yeah, I'm not.

Jerk (:

Oh no, I have to do something. I'm like not good at that. Like I'll like hold my phone or I have to have a conversation or I have to like think about something or whatever. Yeah, I'm not good at that. Anyways, so yeah, but yeah, there we go. But Dean asks about Sam, while he's watching them get tattooed, he asks like about Sam's reverse exorcism. And he's like, yeah, I just said the words backwards, which is also like, you can't.

Bitch (:

Yes.

Jerk (:

Nobody can just say, well, very few people can just say words backwards. It's very hard to do without practice.

Bitch (:

We're not burning It's like unless you're Missy Elliott, I was gonna choose not actually saying those words backwards or just flipping and reversing

Jerk (:

Yeah, exactly.

Jerk (:

No, it's just play the record backwards. Flip it and reverse it.

Bitch (:

that everybody can flip it and reverse it on their own. But apparently Sam just, well, did he say the word backwards or did he say, I think he said the words in backwards order. Yeah, he just said the order backwards. He didn't go like, yeah.

Jerk (:

I know.

Jerk (:

The words order backwards. Yeah.

Jerk (:

That would have been funnier. So we're going to go to a bus stop in Laramie, Wyoming, which funny enough, my cousin's just moved away from there, and it's also the home of Teenage Bottle Rocket. That's my fun facts about Laramie, Wyoming for today. You're welcome. They are.

Bitch (:

Yeah, that would have been good.

Bitch (:

Oh yeah, who are touring in the next few weeks?

Jerk (:

Uh, so we've got there at the bus stop and they're looking through all the lockers because that's apparently where Kevin left a tablet. And guess what? It's gone. It is now a diaper bag. Yeah. So, yeah, I know. It was so crazy. What? Who'd have thought? Uh, yeah. So basically this like security guard.

Bitch (:

Shocking.

Weird a bus locker wasn't safe.

Jerk (:

is talking to them and they switch, they do a quick change to their investigator suits and security guards like oh yeah.

Bitch (:

There was actually a deleted scene where Dean was talking about hating putting on a suit.

Jerk (:

Oh, really? Oh, that's funny. But yeah, so they put on their suits and this security guard is like, yep. Yeah. Now we had a period of time where like everything was getting they were getting broken into every day and then kind of stop. But Clem Smedley, Clem, it's a good name, got is down in county awaiting a right arraignment. He actually used to be the security guard here. So.

Bitch (:

Insider threat! Insider threat! So yeah, it was an inside job.

Jerk (:

Yeah, it was an inside job. So Sam didn't have to go find him and talk to him and ask him about the tablet. And he's like, I didn't answer him without a lawyer. And then they're like, I don't know about that. But Dean has a flashback in the midst of this while Sam wants to question him. And I know how this feels about flashbacks. She has a sound effect typically for her flashback vibes, but. So.

Bitch (:

Yeah, so that was pretty much it. And so, but he's also like really just like, now it's like going full on PTSD. Like it's not just like a memory. Like he's starting to like action out like, wait.

Jerk (:

Yeah, he is envisioning him when him and Benny were trying to torture info about Castiel out of another creature in purgatory. And he's doing this to... Couldn't either.

Bitch (:

And I couldn't figure out what kind of creature he was. Like if he was a vampire, but he had this weird face thing going on. Like, so he had, uh...

Jerk (:

It was just a purgatory monster is what IMDB called it. I don't know. So, yeah, actually had like teething things going, but they weren't quite pampy teeth. I don't know. It was very odd.

Bitch (:

Okay.

Bitch (:

The nose was like a lion nose or like a different kind of like I don't know what he was But you know so they just fucking kill him gross

Jerk (:

Yeah.

Bye!

So they kill, yeah, they kill the monster. Dean does after he gets the info he wants, which is we does get find out where Castiel is. And then so Clem wants full immunity and all this shit but basically finally he's like, no, Clem's like, it's at the pawn shop at first and main. So whatever Dean's threats work, I guess. So, yeah.

Bitch (:

Well, cause he's torturing him and he's being very brutal and just like, it's very disturbing. And also why did a pawn shop take a tablet?

Jerk (:

It's uncomfortable. It's very weird. Like, what the fuck? Some like rock with shit carved in it. This pawn shop dude does not know anything. And it's like they park like they pull up to this and it's they park baby behind this red Porsche convertible. And it's Sam Dean. Oh, sorry, excuse me, I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Sam Dean, Kevin and Linda go into this pawn shop.

Bitch (:

Yes, that was a Ferrari.

Jerk (:

And they're all like, we need to know about this tablet. It's

Bitch (:

And they're like, I am Agent Sneal and Agent Six and cause AKA Ben Sneal and Nikki Six, the god at bass guitar and of my heart who apparently I met when was too drunk to remember.

Jerk (:

But aren't they not supposed to use those names anymore? Anyways, or does it not matter? I guess it doesn't matter with Leviathan gone. So they can use that now. That's true.

Bitch (:

They killed a Leviathan. They were like... But they still like, they should have learned and like should have better OPSEC. But they did not learn. They're back and I'm sure like as soon as the deal was like, Look man, we're back in purgatory. Leviathans are dead. I want to be a rock star again. And I just want to be Vince Neil. Like minus his plastic surgery.

Jerk (:

Right.

Bitch (:

because his plastic surgery has hit a start, so whatever, but Mickey 6 still looks hot anyways.

Jerk (:

It's it's questionable. Some interesting choices. Yeah. Well, good old Lyle at the at the pawn shop is like, I don't know what you're talking about. And and Dean tries to threaten him and he's like, I'll make you famous because he's got cameras everywhere. So Dean calms down a little, which is good. It's a good thing. But.

Linda decides to bust in on this convo. She's like, so is that your car? And like, Oh, after that, that's what he calls after that. He calls her mail order.

Bitch (:

first he like makes a very racist comment towards her.

Bitch (:

Yep.

Yep, and then she just nails him with tax threats.

Jerk (:

Yeah, she's like expired tags didn't trade. Was it registered? Pay the tag. Calculates the blue book. Kevin calculates the blue book value off the top of his head, which is.

Bitch (:

Yeah, Kevin can name it. Like, so he knows how much the Ferrari Spider costs off the top of his head. We was also drooling over it when they came in. So it was very important that he just like knew how much that car cost.

Jerk (:

right and he knew how much it costs so they could calculate what the taxes would be on it and

Bitch (:

And Sam did that tax on his head because Sam is also a nerd.

Jerk (:

Oh, yeah. And scared the shit out of Lyle. Because apparently Linda's brother works in the state tax office. So Lyle, I guess gives him some info after. After Linda calls the car, Euro trash.

Bitch (:

Now she calls it Euro crap trash to be specific.

Jerk (:

You're a crap trash. That's true. I just like the phrase, you're trash. You're correct. So they go to the mot this motel and they're knocking on the door and not getting any answer. And as they're standing there, all four of them in this parking lot, it's motel. This dude walks up in a top hat. In a motel parking lot.

Bitch (:

I call it a Willy Wonka suit.

Jerk (:

It's very, it's very bizarre. Like, I'm just gonna say if I'm in a motel parking lot, and this guy walks up to me, I'm leaving.

Bitch (:

No, I'm just like, oh yeah, like you took a lot of drugs didn't you? Like nobody sober sees this guy. You were not, if you were in this, no, if you're meeting this man in a motel parking lot, you are not sober by any means. No sober person would ever meet this guy.

Jerk (:

Oh well he...

Jerk (:

That's fair.

Jerk (:

Well, this guy really wants to talk to Kevin and Dean gets all protective. But this guy introduced himself as Bo. And he has an invitation to his an exclusive auction, and he needs to offload the tablet and needs a headliner. So he wants Kevin to attend. But Dean's like, well, if that's the case, you need three more tickets to the party.

And Bo is like, eh, maybe, but we have no casting, no cursing, no supernatural flinging the two of you against the wall for no reason policy. Which I really like that one. It's a good policy. And he's like, apparently Bo, we learn, is the right hand to a god, Plutus, who is the god of greed.

Bitch (:

Yes, yes.

Bitch (:

Well, Plutus tells Dean that Plutus is the God of Green after Dean asks if Plutus is even a planet anymore because Dean has gotten Plutus confused with Pluto. And many people get Plutus mistaken for Pluto. And Pluto has many meanings. So we are going to test this theory in Diana's brain and dexterity with a game I am calling Pluto, Plutus.

Jerk (:

Oh God.

Bitch (:

So on our soundboard, which this week will hopefully work for us, we have, you should notice three things on your soundboard. There should be one that says God Pluto, one that says dog Pluto, and one that says Plutus. So I'm going to tell you a fact or not necessarily a fact, a thing about each of these personas.

Jerk (:

Mm hmm. Yes.

Jerk (:

Yes.

Bitch (:

So the personas being the god Pluto, the dog Pluto, and Plutus, okay? So you have to hit that soundboard for the correct answer to each of these facts, okay? All right, your first one. He was initially associated with agricultural bounty, but later came to represent prosperity and wealth.

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Okay.

Jerk (:

Got it.

Bitch (:

That is correct. Hopefully, yeah, hopefully we can then not play forever. But yes, yeah, that was correct. That was true, yes. Okay, so your second one. His role was to claim the souls that were doomed to enter the underworld.

Jerk (:

us.

Jerk (:

That was my fault. I hit it again instead of pausing it. It was me. It's all me.

Bitch (:

Yes, yes, that is the god Pluto. The word plutocracy derives from his name.

Jerk (:

God, Pluto.

Bitch (:

That is correct! The English word plutocracy means a system of government in which the wealthy rule. Other wealth English words that derive from Plutus include plutonomics, which is a study of wealth management, plutomania, which is an irrational desire for wealth, and plutolottery, which means plutolottery, which means idolizing wealth. So, plutolottery.

Jerk (:

Sure.

Bitch (:

So this one was the son of the goddess of fruitfulness, Demeter.

Bitch (:

Wrong! That was Clutus! This one stole Demeter's daughter Persephone and married her!

Bitch (:

That is correct. That actually wasn't about Pluto. So, which I just think is weird how these kind of like mix together in that way. All right. So this one is often depicted with a chariot.

Jerk (:

Uuuhhh!

Bitch (:

Nope, that was Pluto. This one's often depicted with a cornucopia.

Jerk (:

No, ah.

Jerk (:

Well then that's.

Bitch (:

This one's often depicted as a yellow-orange colored medium-sized short-haired dog with black ears. That is correct! That one was Pluto the dog. Oh that, I will stop. I will stop torturing Diana.

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Uhhh

Bitch (:

What a fun way to learn about our gods. So basically, Plutus was, yeah, Plutus and Pluto. And Pluto was also Hades. And then I almost gave you one question where in Dante's Inferno, they refer to Plutus, but Dante actually ended up combining Plutus and Pluto. And then I was like, this is too much. My head started already and exploded. And then I wanted to go to the underworld with Pluto. Yeah.

Jerk (:

Ah, that was fun. Plutus. Yeah. Yes.

mmmm

Jerk (:

Oh, that's... yeah, that's hard.

Jerk (:

Yeah. No, that's not good. Not good. Well. Yeah. All right. So they are going to get their invitations. They are ready to go to the auction. And Dean is like, so what are we going to bid? Like, we don't we don't have anything, guys. What are we going to bid to get the tablet?

Bitch (:

Have a good time. All right.

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you

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Woof woof!

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Woo woo!

Jerk (:

And Sam briefly implies that Baby might be something to bid, and Dean quickly shuts that down.

Bitch (:

Don't they also have like storage like stores lockers full of cursed objects and like Bobby whatever like was in Ruben's his cabin and like y'all got shit like I'm sorry like you've got Sam Winchester

Jerk (:

of crap. Yes, it's so weird.

Bitch (:

Like I would just be like, let's auction off Sam. Like he's, you know, he once was a vessel, vessel for Lucifer. He's been to hell. Let's try Sam. Let's try Dean Winchester. He's been to Purgatory, once was a vessel for Michael. Like let's bid on him. Like, I'm sorry. But no baby.

Jerk (:

Yeah. No, it's silly. Yeah. That's the first thing. Duh. And then Sam's like, well, why don't we just try to get close enough to it, to memorize it. So we can just learn the spell and mom and Linda trans like, fuck yeah, he can do that. Let's go.

Bitch (:

Yeah, makes sense to me.

Jerk (:

So they go and this warehouse is just like covered in sigils. So I guess the wards are in there to stop all that the rules. I don't know. But Dean of course sets off the metal detectors and has to remove a bunch of his. He has the demon knife on him.

Bitch (:

Well AND like, he throws his pearl handed knife in there, like he throws his demon- like into this box of weapons, like what the fuck is wrong with you?! Like that's a demon kill- that's a- THAT'S something you could auction! THAT THING is probably worth like THIS KNIFE KILLS DEMONS you motherfuckers! Like what- you're so stupid! Like go pu- at least go put it in trunk! At least like go take it outside. God...

Jerk (:

I bark the weapons.

Jerk (:

Oh, like a one of a kind?

Good point!

Jerk (:

dumb. So yeah, like don't put it in the box of anyways, so dumb.

Bitch (:

Why would that, that's not gonna be there when you come back. It's just not.

Jerk (:

No. So they get in and they're walking around looking at the auction items. There's some like, I didn't see it. It didn't have, I didn't see the label for the helmet, but there's some like old helmet and old sword. And then we have Da Vinci's Codex is there. Thor's hammer is there and other objects.

Bitch (:

many things that I would probably pay. I'm taking.

Jerk (:

Yes. And they find that the tablet and they're acknowledging that literally everybody that's at this is basically a monster. Like, because who else would be at this thing? But the tablet, of course, is that it's covered. Like, there's stuff covering it. So you can't read it. Hmm. And I've realized that is very targeted because isn't Kevin the only one that can read it?

Bitch (:

No, wub wub. You can't just read it.

Bitch (:

Well, do they know that? I mean, maybe they think that somebody can take a picture and then decipher it or something. I don't know, but I think it's smart.

Jerk (:

I guess that's true.

Well, guess who else is there? What's his favorite? Yes. And because he knew their plan and he tries to advance on Kevin and Linda steps in. She's like, nah. Mm hmm. And he kind of like makes like a shitty, like patronizing apology for killing Channing. And it's really gross and tries to compliment Linda.

Jerk (:

Yeah. What do you do? So Mom. So Linda hits Carly in the face.

Bitch (:

punches them in the face.

Jerk (:

Yeah, that tells him to stay away from son. Crowley says is pissed, though. He's like defiling her corpse has now made number one on my to do list. Yeah, it is gross. So and he's like, look, not we're not doing anything now. But if you all come on to me now, if you all like attack me, Sam and Dean, I will get you kicked out. So chill the fuck out.

Bitch (:

Ew, gross.

Jerk (:

And we get a bald dude in a velour tracksuit entering the room with an entourage who apparently is Plutus. And I very much appreciate this look. I would also point out at this. I was going to say I appreciate this, my husband's been really in a track suit lately and I'm amused. He got a new track suit. It's not velour, but it is a track suit. So, you know.

Bitch (:

Nice.

Bitch (:

Well, that's cause that's how your husband dresses half the time.

Jerk (:

Every once in a while he goes to like go run an errand and one and I like, I watch him leave. I'm like, he looks like a Russian mobster. What is happening? There we go. All right. Um, and then the auction's getting ready to start, but Alfie from the wiener hut approaches Dean and he's like, hi, I'm an angel. I know Castiel.

Bitch (:

Very much so.

Jerk (:

So this is just the nearest vessel. I'm here to protect the word of God. I'm semandrial. And I really want to know what happened to Cassiel.

Bitch (:

because he was Cas's friend and it's very sad and then uh we have no flashback

Jerk (:

He's like, well, we iced Dick Roman, and we got a one-way rocket ride to purgatory. And Dean kind of won't like direct answer what happened, but he's like,

Jerk (:

Alfie's asking if Castiel escaped and Dean just kind of stares at him. And then Alfie is like, well, some in heaven that believe that despite the mistakes that he made, Castiel's heart was in the right place and that too much heart was his problem.

And so I thought that was interesting because we know that like there's a lot of drama in heaven about Castiel. So then we go to the flashback and we do see Dean and Benny find Cass. And basically, we find out that Castiel intentionally ran off and left you on his own because apparently they. The Leviathan study are left in purgatory are all after Castiel, and he didn't want them to come after.

game.

Bitch (:

Yep, and Benny is very jealous of Cass and just wants him to ditch Cass so he can be alone with Dean.

Jerk (:

Is that what it is? I mean, he didn't seem like a big fan. He is like, why are you like, I don't really trust this. And there's some good quotes in here. It's just I calls like Benny calls Castiel Hot Wings. And. You know, there's sad stuff where Dean's like, I prayed to you every night and Castiel's like, I know. It's just a weird scene. Either way.

Bitch (:

clearly what's happening.

Jerk (:

Dean's like, we're gonna gank those bitches. I'm not leaving without you.

So, yeah, either way, back to the auction. Sam, Dean, Kevin and Linda are pooling what money they have while Ben Bowe gets ready to start this and Crowley goes and sits next to Alfie, which is real awkward.

Jerk (:

But either way, they've just talking shit, but they've pooled their money between them and they've got credit cards, $2,000, and a Costco membership. I just don't feel like that's going to get them very far in this type of auction. So the first item up is the amulet of Hesperus and.

Bitch (:

Probably not.

Jerk (:

The first bid is made in tons of dwarven gold. So we learned very quickly that their credit cards, 2K, USD and Costco membership are not the proper currency. So Dean's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, but instead he's got a plan. He's gonna go see what's in secure storage and manages to pickpocket a key and get in there.

Bitch (:

Three tons, three tons of Dwarven Gold.

Bitch (:

Probably not.

Jerk (:

But of course there's guards, you know.

Bitch (:

No, there's demons, but also the auction items.

Jerk (:

And so we've got the hammer of Thor is up for auction now. And the creepy dude from the bank that won the bone or got the bone out of his safety deposit box stands up and bids on the, with his, with the finger bone from a frost giant. So now we know what that was.

Bitch (:

Ymir! It was and now we know why and he also with that is not enough. He's like well I also have five ace of a virgin in this in this brown paper bag

Jerk (:

And it's paper bag. Bloody brown paper bag. And Plutus accepts that. So as that sale has transpired, Dean has returned back to the auction room. And Crowley's mocking them because he knows that Dean tried to do something. So now the tablet is up for auction. And they're like, oh yeah, it's very old, very nice. And Crowley bids three billion.

on it and Alfie bill bids the Mona Lisa Crowley bids the real Mona Lisa where she's topless Alfie bids Vatican City and Crowley then bids Alaska and we get a crack about how Palin and the bridge to nowhere no thanks and then the moon and Dean's like.

the moon because like you think a man named Buzz goes into space without making a deal. Poor Buzz Aldrin. But anyway, I was like, reserves not met. Sorry. And so we're going to add an item to the lot. And he zaps Kevin up to the front and like Kevin Tran, prophet of the Lord. And he's all chained up. So now Kevin.

Bitch (:

Hehehe

Jerk (:

goes hand in hand with the tablet in the auction.

Linda is not having this. She's like, I will give you anything for my 401k, my house, whatever. And they're like, there's mocking her like, whatever. And she's like, I'll give him my soul. And now. Just for reference, we didn't really say it, but back when they when they were telling her like, hey, this is going to be a hard mission back before she left the house even.

They're like, you might lose, like, your soul's gonna be on the line, literally. So that's where she gets the idea. How else would you come up with that? Like, oh, I'm gonna trade my soul. But there we go. So Plutus is interested. Crowley tries to outbid her with a million souls. And Alfie says like, nah, I ain't playing that because we guard the souls in heaven. But Plutus is like, oh, it's not about the quantity. It's about the sacrifice. So.

He's kind of into it. Crowley tries to bid his own soul and they call him out that he doesn't have one. So Linda Tran wins. She wins her son and the tablet in exchange for her soul.

I guess I mean, it's good. Ish.

Jerk (:

Ish. So after the auction, she's like asking like real questions to Sam, like, will this hurt? Will I? He's like, probably. Will I die? No. And he's am follows up with you'll just wish you were dead. And Bo's like, come on, time to go. And she's like, I need a minute alone.

And Alfie introduces himself to her. He's like, I'm an angel. What you do is amazing. We can protect Kevin. The Winchester's are amazing, but. And she's like, yeah, last time angels watched Kevin, I watched them die. Sorry, I'll take my chances. And then we've got back in the storage room we cut to where all the auction transactions are taking place. We got Plutus and some of the guys there. And Sam's like.

What's Plutus gonna do with Linda's soul? And Plutus is like, whatever I want, sell it, tuck it away with other process objects, whatever. So he's got.

Bitch (:

So you also pass over that Mr. Vili, who is a guy with our bone, right, is very happy because he has miyomi. And so he says that he misses her. And so Mr. Vili is named after Vili, who is a brother of Odin. So that is why he wants the hammer. But then it also just really reminds me of like Thor's relationship with Stormbreaker in the movie, which makes me happy. And I love Stormbreaker.

Jerk (:

Ah.

Jerk (:

Oh yeah.

Jerk (:

And I realized I should have noted it afterwards. Anyway, so we're watching. Linda get ready to hand her soul over to Plutus, but Dean notices that her tattoo is burning, burning off on her arm. And we hear from Linda's mouth Crowley's voice. And then we hear from Linda's mouth Crowley's voice.

Well, her voice in Crowley's tone say, hello, boys.

Bitch (:

Yep, and then her eyes are red. And so now we've got Crowley Tran.

Jerk (:

Yeah. Crowley Tran. I was thinking about that. OK. Anyway, so yeah, basically ends up that Bo showed Crowley loopholes to Plutus's wards. And as that's going on, we get another fucking flashback in this scene, though. So after Alfie left Linda, Bo stopped her and said, this is dumb.

And I'm burning your tattoo off and. Well, and like, here's what's weird. I'm not I'm not I'm not call it a continuity error. I swear to God, when the starts, the scene starts, he holds up a bit. And then when they cut back, it's a zip. The same. And that would hurt really bad.

Bitch (:

with a Zippo.

Bitch (:

I think it was a zip-up the whole time. But I don't know, now I kinda wanna go rewind it and go back and see if it was. But also, how did nobody hear her getting her arm burned off?

Jerk (:

almost sure it was a big first time, but yeah.

Jerk (:

Oh my God, you would have screamed so loud. That would have hurt so bad. So apparently he got an island in the South Pacific for doing this. And then as this whole deal is going down, we find out. Oh, like which island? Bo stabs Plutus from the back and Crowley kills the guards.

Bitch (:

Sucker, it was Epstein's. Sorry.

Jerk (:

It's actually really cool, like kill scene where like they pull the stake through the front through Plutus and then stab people. That's really cool.

Bitch (:

Yeah, so there's all sorts of staking going on and while the staking is going on, Kevin yells at Crowley to get out of her! And then, so gross but so funny, Crowley says if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

Jerk (:

Yes.

Jerk (:

Yeah. Yeah, it's bad. But apparently this room is also where they store the weapons that have been turned in. So Dean's able to get his demons blade. And in the meantime, you know, we've got. I don't know, it's. Sam's tackling the Crowley, Linda. Or what do you call it?

Bitch (:

Crowley Tram.

Jerk (:

Crowley Tran, there we go. And Dean's telling her, like, come and get him. And she's like, no, I'll just take the tablet. One of the two ain't bad and runs. So Dean goes.

Bitch (:

And it's kind of almost like some of the scene is like the chase is I, if you put Benny Hill music to it, like, because it is Linda Trayanne running and Cat and Dean chasing after her and it was kind of funny. And

Jerk (:

Yes.

Yeah.

Jerk (:

Yeah, it is. And like, so Sam's supposed to watch Kevin. Bo's trying to shoot Sam while Dean is chasing Crowley Tran. And it's a whole thing. Anyways, Sam ends up being able to sneak up and. Bonks Bo on the head with Thor's hammer. Oh, that's so weird.

Bitch (:

Yeah, so Sam basically takes him out with Thor's hammer, which he can wield. So it's not like the Marvel movie where only Thor, only Thor and Captain America, sorry, spoiler, can pick it up. So basically Sam takes out Bo and then we get him back with Billy and then, or Vili, or the fuck you say his name, and old man wants to know like, well, whoa, you can just save me. I'm just a harmless old man.

Jerk (:

Give me my hammer back. And Sam's like, where'd you get five eighths of a virgin then if you're such a cool dude? The guy shrugs, so Sam throws the hammer at him. And you get a pile of smoking clothes and blood spatter. Why didn't Sam take the hammer?

Bitch (:

They're stupid.

Jerk (:

Okay. Well, in the meantime, because this race, this running has gone on a very long time, apparently.

Bitch (:

But also if you think of a sorry like is it also then like those like the new movie an episode of Buffy and then like or like two episodes of Buffy and like how many like this hammer is in like there should be how I want to have a pop culture thing count and how many things is Thor's hammer been in I guess it's just it seems almost at this point like it's a trope right anyways

Jerk (:

That's true.

Jerk (:

True.

Jerk (:

That's fair. That's fair. I think Sam wielding the Thor's hammer would be cool, though.

Bitch (:

Oh no, Buffy was a troll's hammer, not a Thor's hammer. But it was very similar. Sorry. Anyways.

Jerk (:

Yeah.

Very similar, similar conceptually, a lot of overlap. So either way, so Dean catches up with Crowley Tran and the tablet gets dropped. And so they we've got a demon knife held to Crowley Tran's throat. Dean's about to fucking kill Glinda. And Kevin shows up and he is concerned.

So while he distracts Dean, Crowley is able to cocksmoke out. And yeah, it's red instead of black cocksmoke. And he enters the room as a person again, and just wishes them luck closing. Yes, yes, exactly, I'm sorry. As the Crowley that we know as opposed to Linda. And wishes them luck closing the gates of hell without the tablet.

Bitch (:

It's red. It's pretty.

Bitch (:

It is normal meat suit. He was a person as Linda Tran.

Bitch (:

The Taylor.

Jerk (:

Hmm. And tries to make.

Bitch (:

But so now we know that he knows about the gates of hell because he didn't know that before, but he got that from being inside of Linda's head.

Jerk (:

right.

Yes. And so he's like going to take the time. He's taking the tablet. He learned from stuff in mom's head, including apparently who Kevin's real father is. And it's scandalous. And tells Kevin to run. The Winchester's just used people up and leave them to die bloody.

Bitch (:

Not wrong!

Jerk (:

Ugh, yeah, not really.

So the episode, yeah, we've got Sam, Dean and Kevin sitting with Linda and she is like catatonic. Is that the right word?

Bitch (:

They leaves.

Bitch (:

Yes, that's the correct word.

Jerk (:

I thought so. I just questioned myself and she's just out of it. And Dean's like, well, she went through something traumatic, but she's tough. She'll pull it together. And Kevin's upset because he's like, you fucking tried to kill her. What are you talking about? And Dean's like, well, this life and Kevin tells him to shut up. Good. Good job, Kevin. Dean needs to shut the fuck up. What is he talking about? You just watched him try to kill him. Don't make some excuse for it. Own it or not. But don't fucking do that story, Dean.

Bitch (:

He's pissed!

Bitch (:

Yeah.

Jerk (:

Ugh. Anyways, so they decided to give, well, as requested, they give Kevin and mom a minute alone.

Bitch (:

Yep, so they don't have to hear anymore of his crappy speeches.

Jerk (:

Good. So Sam's like, were you really going to kill her? And Dean's like, I wish I had. It's like because it was because it was it was Crowley in there, regardless of the meat suit. And that's it. Well, guess what? Good thing they gave some time alone, because now Kevin and mom are on the run. Hmm.

Bitch (:

You fucking psychopath. You're a fucking psychopath.

Bitch (:

Well, no shit. But then they also, like I know Izzy here, so they go into the room and they both start screaming for Kevin, I just wanna know what your dog was doing, while the TV was shouting, Kevin, Kevin!

Jerk (:

Yeah, he wasn't in the room with me. He was in the other room. So he missed it. I know, I know. So now they've left a note, though. It's like we've bolted. We don't need you all don't need me if Crowley has the tablet and people are going to end up dead. So there we go.

Bitch (:

No. Oh.

Jerk (:

Sam's like trying to tell Dean that it's not true that people end up dead, but he doesn't say it very convincingly. That right. I don't need any more. You end up dead and Sam's like, it's not true.

Bitch (:

The people that Dean don't need anymore end up dead.

Bitch (:

yet know everybody is dead, all your friends are dead.

Jerk (:

Yeah. And we get another flashback to end the episode, and it is Casiel calling out to Dean.

Bitch (:

while there's like a hand losing and it's just, it looks terrible. You get a whole bunch of like meishas teeth, the very nice teeth. It was very close with the teeth for some reason. So, yeah. So before we get to a wrap up, anything on casting couch?

Jerk (:

trying to grip, yeah, it's holding.

Jerk (:

Just a couple. We've got, uh, first off our Linda Tran, who's a new Linda Tran. Linda Tran.

Bitch (:

It is! We have pulled a bewitched, we have a new little tram but she's a badass and I love her.

Jerk (:

Yeah. So this is played by Lauren Tom. She's tons and tons of voice work, tons of voice work, including Amy Wong in Futurama. Yeah, which is a huge role, a long running role. One big, big block blockbuster film role would have been Lena in the Joy Luck Club. And she was several episodes of Friends as Julie. So.

lot of legacy stuff up to current that we've seen, Lorden. And then, Samandriel, AKA Alfie, our angel, was played by Tyler Johnston, best known as Stuart, in Letter Kenny.

Bitch (:

Julie. Yeah.

Bitch (:

Stewart He's so handsome. He really is blonde

Jerk (:

Oh yeah. And then, so side note is Bo. Which one? I know it's over last Sunday. I haven't finished it yet. We're almost done. We're in the last season. Bo is played by Jonathan Wacker and that is Big John in the current, the series, a recent series, Snowpiercer. And he's done a ton of producer work. A lot of work on Van Helsing as producer.

Bitch (:

That is also over in a sad letter kitty.

Bitch (:

Yeah, that's awesome.

Jerk (:

That's what I got. So I'm intrigued to see what's gonna happen with Kevin and Linda, who is able to retain her soul.

Bitch (:

Uh, yeah, I would like that sides that side sitcom. Kevin and Linda Tran on the, on the lamb.

Jerk (:

Kevin and Linda on the run.

Jerk (:

Trans on the lamb.

Bitch (:

Trans on the trans on the land trans on the running trans ran But yeah, no I would I'd watch that because this one in train not another Linda Tran was she was fine But she didn't have the big rule. So like this one you there's a lot worse bunk and a lot more spice That's coming out of she is spicy and I'm here for it

Jerk (:

Now we barely saw it, we barely knew her.

Jerk (:

same Z's into it. Now, it's a good episode. I thought the auction concept was cool. I kind of wish we got a little more of it, honestly, of the auction itself. I'm really cool. And more of like the monsters, other people bidding, like that would have been fucking cool. Yeah, like who cares?

Bitch (:

Yeah, that could have been more of the episode.

Like you could have gotten rid of the, yeah, get rid of the pawn shop and do this, right? Or like the, or the interrogation scene. Oh, the interrogation scene is where we got to see like Dean, like, gank, gank that monster through the neck, which was also just brutal. I don't like what Dean Winchester is becoming.

Jerk (:

No, I kinda needed that.

Lose is shit.

Jerk (:

I play there.

No, he's getting real dark. And unlike the whole thing, like I get like you've got to kill monsters and you've got to think about the greater good. If you do it at the expense of the immediate and of your humanity, then what's the fucking point?

Bitch (:

Well, and even though this is a world filled with monsters, it's also the human world. This isn't purgatory and you're acting like a fucking psychopath.

Jerk (:

Yeah.

Correct.

Bitch (:

Yeah, killing like I was just gonna kill Linda Tran. What the fuck is wrong with you? The fuck, the funny Linda Tran, he was making bumper tires, who has bumper stickers on not her Prius, whatever the fuck she drives is like a Prius, but she has bumper stickers about her son on there. You can't just kill her. The fuck? Ugh, whatever Winchester.

Jerk (:

I don't know, I was just gonna do...

Jerk (:

Mm-mm. Yeah.

Bitch (:

And that's why your brother's growing out his hair so stupidly in protest. Like, this is how we know things are wrong. Like, every time, like, Davey becomes a psycho, like, Sam's hair just gets longer.

Jerk (:

Is that what it is?

Jerk (:

Like a little longer every time he does something psych-o-y.

Bitch (:

Yes. So excited. Anyways, yeah, I mean.

This episode is was fun. However, I think just I purgatory is such a downer. So every time you have a flashback to purgatory, it's just like down time. Like, fun, fun.

Jerk (:

It could have been so much fun.

Jerk (:

Is it not so it's not just because the flashback it's because the purgatory flashback

Bitch (:

I think it's because it's awesome because it's a purgatory flashback. It's just, it's not a fun land, right? And so you're automatically going to none, no fun land. You're going to bummers. It's like literally purgatory. Purgatory should just have the sign. This is welcome to bummersville. Like I said, it's purgatory. It is bummers. I think that's the point, but.

Jerk (:

No.

Jerk (:

Bummersville.

Bitch (:

Ah, but anyways, so it just to me though, it just drags the tone of the showdown, right? Like it's just automatically, it's an automatic joy kill.

Jerk (:

I mean, accurate.

Jerk (:

Yeah, that's reasonable.

Bitch (:

I guess that there's an important story that this, you know, the story of Denny has to be told.

Jerk (:

Yeah, I guess. Can we just do it in like New Orleans with him being hot?

Bitch (:

So just like the making out New Orleans, like that's all we need. Yeah. They just get a junk on Bergen sheet and wake up the next day. And then, you know.

Jerk (:

Well, I don't know about making out, I just...

Jerk (:

And maybe.

Bitch (:

I'm sure somebody wrote that in a fanfic. I'm sure that already happened. Anyways, anything else? Alright, well on that note, cheers jerk.

Jerk (:

No doubt. No doubt. No, that's all I got.

Jerk (:

Cheers, bitch.

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