Description: Silicon Valley's hooded overlords have created a system where they're collecting data tolls on every corner of your online life. While we worship at the altar of convenience, these digital landlords with the combined emotional intelligence of a potato are deciding the fate of global commerce, communication, and culture—all while sporting Star Wars sheets on their California king beds.

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Why do we worship these digital landlords? Because we're pathetically desperate for validation in the sad carnival of likes we call life. We've traded privacy for convenience like it's a fair deal—spoiler: it's NOT. We're the frogs in Silicon Valley's slowly boiling kettle, except we downloaded the app that turns up the heat ourselves. Efficiency over freedom? What a bargain! #StockholmSyndrome