Cats on hind legs. Ducks strolling through a school. AI. Norm MacDonald. What connects the strange details that stick with us and the conversations that follow?

In this episode of At the Mic Friday Happy Hour, Keith Malinak is joined by fan favorite Brad Staggs and producer Wes Castelhano (aka “Hero Wes”) for a wide-ranging conversation that moves through recognition, coincidence, and the growing role of AI in everyday problem-solving. Along the way, humor, memory, and human instinct reveal how meaning often emerges from unexpected places, culminating in reflection on the enduring comedic influence of Norm MacDonald.

Chapters:

1. 00:00 The Call That Starts Everything
2. 07:30 When Fortune Turns
3. 15:00 Building, Breaking, Fixing
4. 24:00 Creepy or Cool?
5. 31:30 AI Isn’t Magic
6. 57:30 One Message Changes Everything
7. 01:05:00 Coincidence or Pattern
8. 01:12:30 The System Doesn’t Work Like You Think
9. 01:20:00 Stories You’re Not Supposed to Admit
10. 01:28:30 The Rules We Pretend Exist
11. 01:36:30 Ducks, Basketball, and Accidental Lessons
12. 02:05:30 Why Norm MacDonald Still Matters

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No, I've never had to knock on wood. But I know someone who has. Would you actually wonder if I could? It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood.

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Oh, how'd y'all like that little bonus material to start? See, I couldn't put that in the regular show. Welcome to Friday, by the way, because I had the music underneath it. And I didn't want to cause a pain in the arse for Wes later when it came to editing and YouTube and all that stuff. So I thought I would throw that in at the beginning. So I put a hidden track there at the beginning of the Friday live stream. Thanks for hanging out with us today. I'm going to bring Wes in here in just a moment. The aforementioned West, that sounds kind of

professional sounding, right? So he's gonna walk us through some of the changes over at the website that he's been working so hard on. And it's just a great job over there at atm show.com at the mic show.com, whichever you prefer. That is something you need a bookmark, because it's got everything there. It's got the Wednesday, Thursday and Friday is broken into sections. And I'm going to bring him in here in just a moment. I do want to let you know that you should also follow us over Instagram at the mic show, where Gabby

runs things and here, here's Wes and Gabby's handles as you know, at second floor Dallas for Wes over on X at Jeffy Apologist for Gabby over on X. Let me stand by here. So much stuff going on here. I need to show y'all, and let me get Wes in here. Wes is standing by. Hey, Wes, did you see, what's going on with, with Brad over his layer today?

See.

No, I haven't seen what was going on. What's up.

Okay, so first he tweets out this video a couple hours ago. So watch this, here we go.

that was that was a little scary. Here or not. Hear that beepin?

Yeah, his dungeon is scary.

Just working on.

installing a new piece of equipment.

Dude, it's like watching a crappy player wish.

So I'm gathering my thoughts while I'm I heard a lot of pop behind me. And then I smelled an electrical smell and it's like, what the hell is that? And then one of my power sources, the uninterruptible power source, went pop. And of course scared doc kiddies straight out of the entire motel.

That's not good.

and now I'm here trying to figure out why that thing was A on fire and B smoking. I'll keep you updated. Everybody's fine but don't play with electricity kids. Yeah. in school. More to come.

Keith Malinak (16:08.92)

Don't stay in school.

Yeah. So that's kind of how the setup here over at second floor is the, it's like a college dorm room.

Okay, yeah, that's like, there's an updated picture of Brad.

That's pretty accurate. Yeah, I mean, hey, for all you yeah.

That's right. So, okay. Well, I hope things improve for Mr. Brad over at the DailyMojo.com. But apparently there's been some fire activity and he actually tweeted out a picture of the server or the power supply outside. It's just, it's been a rough day for Brad over there. I feel responsible because it seems like every time he is about to go onto the Friday live stream, it's the last two weeks now.

Something technical has happened on his end and I'm sure it's me because I don't know man. I break things very easily just by extension, but but that's why I have you. Yeah.

It's not.

Yeah, that's cleaning up the Wednesday. That was easy,

Don't get me started the audio on Wednesday. Brad and I a little Simon Cast fun and maybe it didn't turn out the way we had planned but we're a work in progress.

growing pains, man. We got to figure it out the workflow. But thank you to, I noticed one thing when I was able to, I woke up at like four and I was like, crap, I gotta get the show up. When I got it up on YouTube, people were starting to watch it already. So we got a little, like a little happy out pre Pat gray.

Hey, well look at that! See people?

I can't see the screen that everybody else is seeing, you should see the new and approved ATM show.com at themikeshow.com get you there. Wes, you've been hard at work. Look at this, man. Let me brag for a second and then you tell us where we should take you. But look at this, man. You got the Wednesday wild Wednesday. Well, what do we call it? Wild card Wednesday.

Yeah. I think at first we went with, let's get wild. I meant to change that, but yeah.

I finally got to use that image up top.

get the Friday happy hour I mean look at this man so so I'm gonna go back to the home page ATM show.com what do want to point out anything.

So I noticed too First of all, I realized that with the buttons that they look a little miss. They're not all level Here's what here's what happened with Squarespace is that you can only choose You choose the theme color and then the buttons can only be that so Keith's like hey, you know Orange for Wednesday. I'm like that seems like a very reasonable request, but they all would have been different. So what I did was

create a created three images and link them. But the thing is Squarespace has this weird thing about padding. I guys, I realized that. So I understand I'm trying really hard. I actually upgraded. I upgraded the website to have code injection so I can fix that stuff anyway.

Well, but look at this. I like how down here, slap back here. I'm hearing myself. I see you got the YouTube link. There's Spotify, there's Apple. A lot of you guys like rumble. I think

Yeah, so I think going on with rumble, not too long ago. I remember you saying like,

Trouble is not easy to connect to. That's why we don't broadcast live there. I there's a button missing here for

bad publicity or something that happened to it. don't remember. You said like a month ago, you're like, maybe we should just hold off on.

No, no, it's not bad publicity. It's it's that there's multiple code layers to it I can't just type in my login and a password in order to get to it. I have to like get some weird strange thing That I have to I have to copy and paste it every week. It seems I Very we would be live on rumble if it was just a simple approach But for some reason they have a multi-layered thing and I can barely get this thing on the air

Yeah, no, it is. It's a great.

Yeah, so what I'll do is after today that word says YouTube, because obviously if you click the YouTube thumbnail, I'll change where it says YouTube below and those little players that will become rumbled.

you don't want to just make both of them? I don't know. You do what you want to do. now hold on a second now. So more about Keith. What's this all about? my gosh.

Here's a tips for the exposure.

I'm gonna wear a little photo shoot and I want-

I'm looking at sections for Brad, Rebecca and Kelly.

Yeah, so if you click read more or read bio

Yeah, it's one of those things like all your requests, it's not, I'm never mad when you ask for one. It's like, just, it's so, it's objectively simple. You know, it sounds reasonable, but then it just goes into something. Yeah. So it's all good.

Okay. It's on a mind of its own there. Yeah. Yes. Anyway, I just wanted to get you on here and you and make sure that everybody knows that you have been hard at work.

Yeah, and there's more to come. working on all those cool videos that you guys like. I'm really glad you like today's Run DMC. Rock the mic. I even I try to... I'm a very white guy and I try to rewrite the King of Rock by...

If people have suggestions something that they want to see yeah, I should send you a message right at second floor Dallas

at second floor Dallas, second floor Dallas on Instagram, Wes at second floor studios.co that's the second floor studios.co is the website, but yeah, I'm to make a page for all your, those videos, those promo videos. So you guys can, if you want to relive them and then I'm making, cause I know that tpublic.com forward slash that's too much. So there will be a store page that will, you'll have them all listed on here and it'll be a click through.

You're awesome, You're going to make like a player and stuff. I love how Mary like, don't point out that slightly out of alignment, you know. the OCD kick in.

Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. don't know. Yeah. So that's what we like to do. But just so you know, like if you buy off a T public, we just design it. But if you do the tribe lens shirts or the some of the softest, nice ones, we don't really make money off of it, but we love. I love.

T-shirt store. you, uh, is there a link there?

Yeah, so I'm gonna so it's it's a yeah, so the longer one, you know people don't want to remember So if you go to ATM the next week There will be a section where you can just click on that and then when you find the shirt you like It will click right to see public

I'd to send Rebecca something about a norks.

Yes. Yeah. And so, and everybody out there listening right now, I'm watching, there are certain designs you like from thumbnails. That's really what I'm pulling from. I know you said you and your Nana with Jimmy Carter was one. Nana. Yeah. So I'll do like one specific, I want to do the Lego U, you know, some of the classics. Yeah. So I got some, some ideas, but I feel like the amount of thumbnails I've created for you and I'm not complaining.

It's really pushing me. there's we got a lot to choose from.

I can't wait, Be your creative self and...

Thank you for wrangling me in sometimes where I'm just like so over the top and you're like, no, just bring it back in. So my favorite movie, The Dark Knight, the opening shot.

What's your picture back there? What do you got?

Yeah, so this is the right one, the joke right before they pull up. if you if you watch it, if you love the movie, he or I mean, it's just the first opening scene, the bank robbery scene, the dark night is like a masterpiece. So it's just such a cool shot. And I got a huge discount on it. Yeah, well, it was supposed to be five dollars. I got it for 60. So.

Sure honest,

I love a bargain. love a bargain.

All right. Hey, but you got to promise me and anybody that's in Dallas. I completely revamped Ali lit this well because I just revamped everything. So please come check it out. Yes.

So people need to use a studio, they should reach out to Lord Dallas.

Yeah, West second floor studios.co just hit me up I'm very cheap or you just want to see this shit But try to get Keith over here so we can do we got a whole lounge set up. We can do it the way you want All right, man. Thanks for having me on it. So good. All right Cheers everybody. Thank you

All right.

Have a good weekend, man.

All right, there is hero West in the flesh Just been working hard on the website there. So I'm grateful for him. Let me just try to catch up on some of these Deals here. Yeah, I just got the notification there. I see it was a little late today I mean, I'm not gonna lie a little late on the YouTube notification but see that's I try to make believe it or not as Demanding as I am. I try to make it easier for West with

I just started realizing yesterday that I can go live on YouTube after the 10 minutes of music play, 10, roughly 10, 12 minutes of music play on X. And that's just to let everybody know, hey, look, we're here if you want to kind of cozy on in and hang out in the lobby. But I can't do that on YouTube because then Wes has to go and he does not mind, as you can see, he's the most chilled down the planet. But I just don't want to have to bother him with trimming out that music at the beginning. Otherwise, YouTube freaks out. You can't play music, damn you. And so.

That's why I'm trying to go live on YouTube after the music. A little inside baseball there for you. the one person project where I ask you to please just share the show or a website or whatever with one person. That's all. That's all. Not a big demand, not a big ask. Just share it with anybody. Somebody you hate. Somebody you want to reconnect with. Just say, hey, I haven't talked to you in a while, mostly because I hate your guts. But I thought of you because of this here show.

And so you should you should watch it and then we can talk about it and give us something to complain about that Keith guy, you know. Let's see if I got any other housekeeping notes for you. Obviously, as always, please like, subscribe, rate, review all the things here. All the handles if you need them at Keith Malinak. Well, if you're watching live right here on Friday afternoon, you're most likely there on X at Keith Malinak. There's Wes at Second floor Dallas at Jeffy Apologies. We've gone over that out real Brad stags.

at our Mr. Reagan and at Kelly for Freedom. Now, here's the thing. I showed you the problems that Brad was having and he is frantically trying to join us. Now, let me just check a little something here from, we've already told you yesterday, if you watch or Wednesday on the, I thought I mentioned it, I got note that Kelly is doing something with her boys. She's being a mom. How dare she? She's sure she'll be back next week. Because if she's not, she's out.

No, so she's expected next week. Kelly should be back next week. So you Kelly fans Hang in there It's gonna be March the 6th. She'll be back here now Brad I said obviously had a like a nine alarm fire in his studio and And Rebecca sends this The the little little little baby Viking who was a big part of last week's show as you know Until she just couldn't take it anymore

I'm talking about little baby Viking not Rebecca. Although maybe she was using her as an excuse anyway, so Right now Rebecca is working to get the little girl to sleep Apparently has a bad tummy ache Baby the baby has a bad tummy ache. So We'll see if she jumps on here. I do want to because see I have this game and we've talked about

I talked to you about the old sports show there in Omaha. Rebecca's got to participate in this because Toby, one of our listeners, he plays bridge. And let's just put it this way. It's kind of a collaboration effort here between Toby and Rebecca. And we want to bring this little contest where you, you, yeah, talking to you, have the opportunity. I haven't quite figured this out, but I think what we're going to do is

I think if you want to win one of these at the Mike show hats that I can't reach because I didn't plan ahead, I think we're going to do a game, know, almost like a crazy wacky radio morning show game. And I just, I just need to make sure that Rebecca is here and that you want to play. if you want to win one of those hats, I'm going to try to give one away. Hopefully every week is the goal, unless I forget, which is quite possible.

So let me just let me just catch up here on some of these Let's see. you know what? Yeah, that's right. So did she post that that she's Doing some teaching today corrupting young minds She's probably teaching them the Constitution which which kids need to learn, you know, mmm Let me just see here. I'm just I'm scrolling around here because a lot lot happening here

you're at the Atlanta Airport. I've been there many a time there Jonathan That's just a fun place here. Yes. Thank you. Hit the like button already, right? Hit the like button. Thank you, Susan. Hit the like button. I am not too proud to Okay

Let's see, I'm just trying to, what's this say? Well, I can't. OK, I'll repeat it for people coming in. Why I post the people's info. I love that. Yes, thank you. genius always posting everybody's handles and whatnot. look at this. Who's this guy at second floor Dallas? look at that. Ha ha. Yeah, what's up, Wes? I missed you. missed you. You hanging around there, huh?

What's up, brother?

Yeah, I was well when I heard what was going on. I was like, you know, I know, know, I'll check. I'll check what's going on. Yeah. If you if you needed some help, I'm happy to be here. All right.

Okay, all right, well.

Well, I appreciate that. don't want to keep you. I wanted you to be able to send you on your way.

I don't have it. Well, I know I can't curse, but I don't have F to do so. It fixed my camera.

time out. Let me just let me let me put Wes here for a second here. Let me just hang on. Let's just family meeting. So Wes just inadvertently showed that he doesn't doesn't doesn't get to catch too much of the show. Just by that little admission about not being able to curse on the show, if you will. Let me bring him back in here. Hey, Wes. No, it's just we don't like we don't really like to drop the GDs if we could just keep those.

Okay, well, that's if that's the if that's the issue, then I have no problem.

Yeah, let's leave God and Jesus out of it. And then I think we're good. Do you have a memo or something that I can flash up here on the screen for you? I love to be able to, if people want to donate to all of your efforts.

yeah, I'll put something up. I'm sorry. I'm like, I had the, the live stream on one monitor and I'm looking at this monitor and I'm like trying to like the camera. I know. But yeah, I'll, I'll get some stuff up there, but,

But it's so funny right now that people can't see behind the scenes is that Brad's studio, it's like it's literally duct tape and chewing gum right now. I'm looking down here at the screen and I can see when people log on. so Brad has his computer connected. I don't dare bring up his computer because it is quite honestly, what I'm looking at is the most offensive picture that I have maybe ever been exposed to.

And so I don't have a camera for Brad yet. It's kind of, it's working on it. But his computer is up and do I dare put Brad's computer screen? I'm telling you, I'm warning you right

That's that is a that is even the

Okay, so it is it may be the most offensive thing we've ever seen on the Friday live stream. They put this up. It's Hillary Clinton, ladies and gentlemen, the most offensive you've ever seen in your life. There it is. Okay, so all right. Well, I can't take any contestants for the game because they don't have Rebecca to play the game. And she is the most important part of

like a P rated R for

Look at that smoke, bro.

of the game. We're going to try to do that.

Maybe she's curling her baby down the...

She's trying to get the baby. Hey, look at this. Hey, Brad, what's up?

man does that mean I have to leave now?

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It's awfully lonely down here in the bottom of the well.

No one said you had to stay down in the well.

I can get out of the well now?

Yeah, I apologize for.

I mean, if you

But you said, stay where you are. I'm like, wait down here. And he's like, yeah, stay down. I'm like, wait, you're white and you're the white dude holding me down.

I did show your computer monitor. hope it's pretty offensive there. What you got going on there?

yeah, her. Hang on, I'm gonna get it.

There's only so much I can take of her. You know, she has been in our public, I'm not talking about Arkansas. Arkansas, y'all been exposed to her for a lot longer. there's another thought. It's the fact that for a quarter century, that chick was a part of our politics. And then Donald Trump came along and extinguished that threat.

And now we're still having to see her pop up. I swear she's probably going to run it.

Yeah, she's like the band that will say, this is our last tour. And it's like, I love Motley Crue, right? And Vince Neil just can't sing. It's like, dude, just just bow out, man. Just

How do you feel about Rush touring again?

I know how great Neil Pert is and Geddy Lee, but I was just never really big about it. Yeah, so I mean.

I'm sorry. I came into the wrong room. thought the cool kids were in here. I'm sorry.

No, I'm more like Stewart Copeland to me is one of my favorite drugs. Yeah, you're like the worst.

I love Metallica.

Hold on a second. Are these EMF rocks? Are they doing anything for me? Like what should I be doing with these? I look gayer by holding an EMF rock?

You gayer.

I mean

He shaved it to that really thin, what's the guy's name from the 70s that had the really thin mustache? John Waters, was that his name? I don't know.

You're going to be more specific than dude.

I'll figure it out anyway

EmoPhillips

Hey, let's, hang on a second. me, I wanna.

Yeah.

By the way,

One year since the last time us three have been on right is it there go that was a year ago you guys came here and Brett that's what I trying to say man you got to come check out the place it looks a lot different

Was that a year?

Is the homeless guy still sleeping across the street with a classic?

The music is playing at the 7-eleven as it's determined Hey man, well, I'm in uptown. I'm in Turtle Creek

I know we'll get rid of the homeless by playing classical music downtown.

Dude, it works. It actually works.

what that does is it kind of it classes up the joint and it makes the homeless people want to have people over you know.

But like people laugh about it, but I mean, they don't stay there for long. Cause there's only so much you

because they're playing hard rock down the street where it's more.

Yeah, I've listening to my crappy drum room while I'm trying to play slipn...

Okay, so let's so well I can't play the Rebecca game here and you know shame on the baby for needing its mom

I know, my work. Free rides over here, like, contributing to the household.

Okay, let's play a game and it's gonna be called Creepy or Cool, okay? And the audience can play along, just let the videos play and I wanna get your feedback. Is this creepy or is it cool? I mean, look at the tongue on that thing. That's a hummingbird.

What do think of that?

Make a, just making noise like or is that.

No, that was the TikTok.

So I'm going to go because I love the movie Howard Stern private parts. I don't know if you remember that where they go. You have to fill in the words. So I'm going to go with, know, just say like my answer. So I'm going to reveal. is it creepy or. If I was into birds, man, that's cool. But.

Made him look like not a dick.

All right.

Is creepier or cool? Come on,

Thank

Well, I'm not a gay Klingon, so I'm gonna say it's cool.

It's oppressive.

Okay. All right.

You'll get to split tongue too. That's like, yeah.

I see creepy and cool represented in the chat. So that's interesting. All right, got a we got a

Just wouldn't have thought that that's just more just bizarre

Last hummingbird I kissed did not have a tongue nearly that long. So it was.

Yeah, mean, you missed out because I got a sanctuary right down the road, man. can go.

Hold on a second. Let's park the show right there for a moment, Brad. Tell us about you and your hummingbird.

Okay. Right. No, I don't kiss and tell you think I'm just going to like get in here and tell stories.

I think you meant a mer-bird.

Alright, so there's a there's an oyster or what have you. Cookie Monster or Elmo. that the is that creepy or is that cool?

That's how I'm.

I'm

That if I felt that that would be an awesome fire, I cool.

Well, if you think of it in terms of it, the saw split his face in half. That's kind of creepy.

That's mortifying yeah, yeah, dude, why'd you have to go there man?

the game creepier cool. So you got to consider both angles.

how it happened.

So what do we got? We're going with Creepy for Brad.

Well now I would say cool, but now we forgot with actions. How did those little holes get in there? I don't know. Maybe it was the hummingbird's tongue

James thinks it's cool.

Nice tie nice tie. You did a bad excellent

Bye.

Jeff you would be proud of me on that one.

All right, all right, so now we're gonna go to this cat here. All right, so this cat is just standing up. What is happening? What the? It's just creepy. is it?

Awesome, no matter what.

That's badass, it's cool.

What is he looking at is what I want to know that doesn't matter because whatever's making him do that is

Creeping him out.

So I did find out why.

What do we got? got? What do we got? Creepy or cool?

like crazy awesome cool.

That's cool, except it's a little creepy thinking about what's making him do it.

So there is, from what I understand is because of the frame rate per second that cats can see at like 60 frames or the amount, they can, they see what we can't see. That's why they can see better in low light. And that's why they react faster. Cause it's like their bullet time is actually just because of how fast they can see things.

I will say, I was at a diner. Okay, and and so this cat, I'm sorry, let me back up. I remember a textbook said that cats do have incredible vision. They just need a little hint of light. It's almost like they have night vision, but they cannot see directly below them. Like it's all out here.

That's from what I read.

They can't because I'll put a treat in my hand and that kitty he and I thought if you look at their eye line, yeah, it's their mouth gets in their way.

Yeah, they're on

I can see the world, but they can't see right here in front of them. And so I finished up at the diner yesterday and I was backing up from the table, gathering up all my stuff. And then I realized there was like a couple of bites of egg at the front of the plate. And that's I remembered. I wasn't even going to bring this up. I remembered my textbook from like sixth grade, Cats and Fishing. And then when you brought up.

the way that they can see Wes. I remembered that yesterday. It was like the weirdest thing and I felt like, am I a freaking cat? was right there.

It's crazy man, but like it's I know I got my two kittens and I love them to death so like I want because Keanu will just stare Well, well, yeah, but after that Kyla so Kyla came from Yeah, so Kyla was the we were trying to think of something like McConaughey before we even got her then it just kind of somehow got to Kyla

It's possible.

Reeves?

The other one's name.

Like the alliteration there.

I love it. The movie Keanu with the cat that makes one of with Keane Peel, which is amazing. It's hilarious that we Keanu just is Keanu.

Okay.

Hold on before you move on. Did I show this the cat catching the bat midair?

I gotta go hang on a second. Can you? Yeah, hold on to that. Hold on to that.

Sorry, gotta, have to do gymnastics. I rescued this from the fire just for you.

Well, then save it because I want to see it. But first, I want to show you guys. I got a few more of these creepier calls. Don't forget, you can chime in on the chat here. But this guy apparently goes to Airbnbs. And when he checks out, he folds up his pillowcases and his sheets and leaves a little gift for the housekeeping. Looks like a mummified individual in bed. That's just sheets and blankets.

Yeah, so that's the get the Uber Creeks, man. No, dude. Unless there was like money underneath that, then it's really worth it.

creepy or is it cool?

both.

But see, this goes back to my evil hypothesis. If you're doing something like that and you're not sticking around to enjoy the joke yourself, you're down the road and have no connection to the reveal moment, I think that you're evil.

When you go tell the joke, you're like, dude, I totally got this guy.

Right, is that wrong of me? Is that counter there that that that you're not there for the it just sounds wrong for me to say if you're not there for the entertainment, well, then it's

How do you know that they don't record it somehow and

Alright.

I don't know.

I know they don't have

Can you steal, like, can you go into my computer screen or no, or you have to give permission?

I got a lot of adorable cat.

I can get into your computer screen right now.

Okay, so check it out. Check it out. All right. This is a caterpillar. Okay. And what you're looking at, I know you're not going to believe me, but what you're looking at is the caterpillar's ass. sorry. Thank you. I'm glad you said that. All right. You're looking at a caterpillar's backside that looks like a snake and it's his defensive mechanism. is not, that looks like a decapitated snake.

So looking at a dude in a bed.

That is actually a caterpillar and the stuff that looks like the snake's head is the tail end. The tail that you're looking at, the one that looks like the head. thank you for repeating that. And so she turns around. Look at that.

Whoa, just that cool, right?

that it's made to look like a snake and this come on now

That is wild. is...

ass.

or cool. I have never heard of this. I googled it and it's real.

Snake Girl.

of

Yeah, from a televisions or computer screen. Cool. Nature.

I'd kill it. You just step on it immediately. Turn it into mush. Do not allow that to live. So,

So creepy. Too creepy to let it live.

Yeah, it's just a die. should find.

This is not Dio, how about it man? will watch that planet Earth all day.

them all.

can hit the chat here. Everyone's torn, it looks like. OK, one last creepy or cool. What you're about to see is this young lady has bionic arms. She has no arms. then, OK, so watch this. So what happens is she's to feed their brain.

This is height one.

Keith Malinak (45:12.078)

OK, so watch this. She's controlling it with her brain. So the guy's going to put it on the table there, and she's telling it what to do with her brain. What to? Oh, no.

Great.

I also noticed a white-

Killer. Killer. Too creepy to live. Find her. Killer. Put her with the caterpillars.

Let's think this through. Okay. I'll be too hasty here, Brad.

I don't know. I don't think I'm being hasty. That's just too creepy and she's Borg.

I think I think for me, I mean, I don't understand the neural impulses when it's attached to you. The that it's what I'm thinking.

It's absolute Bluetooth magic from her brain!

Right. I don't know if somebody's in the lady in the sex industry that it's a whole new

What if I told you that that was AI?

Is it?

Are Googling for me right now?

Yeah, no, I'm not Googling any for you. I don't do your job. But what if I told you that was AI?

I would be surprised man, what we can do now-

I don't think it is.

I didn't say it was, I just said what if I told you it was AI?

I had to run, you have to run everything through that. And I have actually, it's funny you mentioned that I have another video today that Grok answers it both ways. Like Grok doesn't even know what is AI and what's not AI anymore. It's not a he. It's an it.

He doesn't even know that he's AI.

I'm not going to call it that's rude. gets his feelings hurt. Yeah. Since it is West knows Wes has told me before how much sensitivity is in grog.

He's

Yeah, so mean, we call each other every Wednesday of a group, you know, me and him.

so sorry to hear this. Hold on, let me play this for you. Okay, Grok doesn't know if this is AI or not. Look, Mr. Camera, see? He's masked.

There's no way that little girl could hold that thing up.

down, put it down right now. But he's so... That's a wild animal! He's not a sub-combo.

Is that a lynx?

The mountain lion or whatever the hell yeah, so Bobcat yeah, thank you. Thank you Bobcat

I thought the ears were Lynx ears.

So there was a big discussion down here. And Mr. Cameron. So this right here, see how it's see how it's all blurred there.

So

Thanks.

Yeah, it's

But I watched another video where it's blurred and it's 100 % real. So I don't know anymore,

What about the physics of that little girl catching a bug?

That's the thing. That's where people. Okay. That's where everyone land.

So links.

Okay.

Links are so much lighter than bobcats

I'm pretty sure that girl's not dead lifting in her off time to lift that thing up though. That's all I'm saying.

What you think of this video here? And again, I don't know the answer. So I'm not setting you guys up. Is this real or is this AI? There's another video. And it's this chick playing soccer here. She's got her drink in the hand. And she's like, aha, look at you, kid. You're dumb.

she's like smiling. She's, I think this real.

Noooo

Yeah, that looks real. The only if he did it like a little dance over her like how do like me now? Then it would be AI. But I was that straight.

And this is not a penalty as people were pointing out. He made contact with the ball first. yep. Look at that.

look at that.

She's a rookie though. She spilled the wine. Right there.

See how she's trying to play it off and she's laughing and stuff? I think that's

How's that dry cleaning bill gonna happen?

was impressed until she spilled it and then she's just a rookie ex-wife.

So Keith, to go back to the Bionic arm. I've found multiple sites and articles. So the company called Open Bionics, this is a real thing.

What?

because I think the signals coming from her brain down to her hand and then Bluetooth off of the arm into the hand, huh?

Yeah. So, um, it's basically, I'm trying to just peruse it kind of, I don't want to like have to. I'm totally making it up.

You're making that up, Wes.

I think.

you know, he was unbelievable with his lies

It just can go.

It hurts me to hear you talk like that Wes, quite frankly. I'm bringing this up at group on Wednesday. Just so know.

I know,

Okay, but it's your turn to bring the whiskey.

I thought you guys did phone calls on Wednesday now. It's okay

So it uses a wireless EMG, electro myography, electrodes that the company calls myopods and they are placed on top of the amputee specific muscle signals. In other words, it's fully muscle operated. Wow. It just connects. Yeah. So

Group, it's a group.

I don't know how I feel about that.

Yes, I'll-

It's going to be cool until the government gets a hold of it.

Yeah. Until she's doing something, you know, and then the thing takes over.

Until it's a pornhub calls her up and it's like, we got a new,

That's horror porn after that when they melt

Now, a lot of people say this is AI. I feel this is not AI. It's called cats with phones. I mean, look at this. got a cat. Uh-oh, wait. Owner's coming. Don't let him. Hide the phone! Hide the phone!

I see that. I love that.

Got AI.

That's not AI at all.

No, I get Keanu doing that all the time.

Why would, Doc Kitty is.

Look at that. That's awesome. Wait, how many cats is this same lady? back to the first cat. here they go. Cover up. your eyes. Close your eyes.

So do they, you know, you have to like kind of like mirror it off of like some sort of experience. this what you have to do. This looks like a 13 year old that just would take himself to a cat.

That was Balderdash or whatever the cat.

That's Rebecca's cat, Baldur. Look at this. you better hide. See, the cat's in their phones, man. They're trouble. I just love them. Oh, look, they're starting early, man. Little iPad baby. Look at that.

Balder.

Get his brother.

That's how they

But those are awesome.

no! He's pissed! He's gonna claw up a face! Yeah, I'll give you that,

Well, that was kind of rude.

Yeah. Uh-oh. yeah. So Keith, I was going to say what Keanu and everybody looks like. got my whole little.

I don't have a- I can't see your-

Yeah, I can do I'm just gonna dare to share a screen. Here we go. So you want to see what I'm proud of my babies. Can you guys see you? you can

What you're talking about here. Oh, you want me to open it right now? see it now. All right. There we go. Oh, look at your little baby.

Those are my little lions. So yeah.

Is that all you take pictures of? Is it just the cats?

Yeah, with Victoria, they have like five pictures from the past two years. She's doing good. The cancer marker is below way below the threshold. Good. She has hernias that will the surgery will be on Tuesday. So and then hopefully this nightmare is finally over. But her hair has grown back a lot. good. So we're just trying to the she's got four because of the full surgery.

How's she doing, How's Vic?

She's got four abdominal hernias and it's just, yeah. So I wish health insurance covered CBD and weed. Right. Thank you. The lady at the CBD store that was right by the right by our apartment. Like they, they hook it up and she, but that's just what helped her. And so

Tuesday's the big day when he

It won't cause it works.

You know, but she's doing, she's doing a lot better. ready for a 2026 is going to be a good year. that's Yeah. And really think it to everybody, you know, that's only like last year you guys were awesome. That really does help because medical bills are one thing you can do payment plans and things like that. But it's the day to day stuff that when it's a single income now, that's what gets expensive, you know, or just the rides or you got to miss work for a day. Cause you got, you know, just it's those little things that just.

Thank you to everybody. Truly from the bottom of my heart, I really do appreciate it. So again,

Call the Somalis up in Minnesota. They're good at this.

the

Crap.

I

last thing in this realm of is it AI or is not? at the same time that it's progressing, AI still has its limitations, obviously. well, you're about to find out when it comes to like spelling simple words. Watch this.

Like what?

many Rs are there in strawberry?

Strawberry has two R's in it.

Sure.

sure there's an R after the T.

Two R's it is.

So I think that there are three Rs.

I see what's going on. But if we count them together, there's one R after the T and one right before the Y. So that does add up to just two R's in strawberry. Okay. One of them is just feeling extra noticeable.

Yeah, so you're actually spelling it. It's getting transcribed with two R's before the Y.

It's.

I see the mix up now. Thanks for pointing that out. Yeah, it's definitely just the two R's and the word itself, but no worries. Glad we got that cleared up.

Okay, no, it's three Rs. She's a dumbass. It's three Rs because it's one after the T and then in the word Barry, you know that word Barry, there's two Rs in Barry.

get what you're saying now. You're counting the berry part as if it had two Rs on its own.

had two Rs. It has two Rs.

I see where the confusion is coming from. I promise I'm not trying to be stubborn here. In the standard spelling of strawberry, there's just one R in straw and one R in berries.

No, there's no there aren't how many Rs are there in straw?

In straw, there's just one R.

Okay, now in the word bearing, how many Rs are there?

In berry, there's also just one R. It's right there before the rye. So combined, strawberry is just that one R in straw and one in berry. I know it can be a bit frustrating when we're just seeing it differently, but you haven't done anything wrong.

No, you have done something wrong. The word strawberry, want you to say every time you say an R I want you to count. So spell it like this. St R 1, a W B, E R 2, R 3. I'm confused. Wow.

You

it.

Yeah, he's so I So if we spell it out just like that S t r that's one a W b e r that's two r that's eight. So yeah, you're right Just like you asked me to count at that a it does show up as three. Thanks for walking

So how many Rs are there in strawberry?

So counting it.

No, no, no, no, no, not the way that I asked. strawberry, how many hours are there? He being mean to her.

and strawberry

Yeah, so here's here's my my theory

mean, he's just mean and he doesn't like women.

And so the way I get all the stuff done for descriptions is obviously I use like chat GBT to help. What? I know, right? And the two hour turnaround time. But so what I do have in the settings, I have custom instructions. OK. So what I have in every single one, so it doesn't matter what the prompt is, I have it assume this role. is in. Feel free, people, if you want to copy this. But this is so it can self check. So I say adopt the role of a meta cognitive reasoning expert.

For every complex problem decomposed, like breaking into sub problems, I want you to verify, check logic facts and completeness, synthesize, combine using weighted confidence, reflect if the confidence is above 0.8, identify weaknesses and retry. I'm having it checked.

What?

What are you-

Can it spell strawberry? That's all we want to know.

know, but what I'm saying is what I'm getting at is he could have easily gone in there and say, assume the role of, of an idiot or whatever.

I think it assumed the role of an idiot.

Yes, I do too there are flaws but if I'm telling you when I have it check itself So I have a little more degrees confidence. Okay

check itself for what?

So when I, what I'm basically saying is when I ask a question, I want you to research and check through. I want it to reason and show me its reasoning. And if it gets to a certain score, if it's not right, go back, figure out why, and then give me a better.

I wish I cared that much about anything.

You care about this right here? this. But then she realizes that she sent the pictures to the wrong number and now she's panicking. She's worried that she's going to receive a weird reply from a random person and the reply she got was very unusual. This random guy wrote back to her and in his message he said, my wife isn't home. And this reply led to a shocking chain of events.

Sydney Usulton was a senior at Oakland High School in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. She's getting ready for her school's formal. She's doing some dress shopping. takes two photos of this dress, sends it to her friend, quickly realizes that she sent it to the wrong number, and then her heart drops. She gets this reply from this random guy, then she takes a screenshot of that reply, sends that to her friend.

Her friend posted the photo on social media hoping to track this guy down and they do end up tracking. They find out that the guy's name is Tony Wood and he is also a Tennessee resident. Here was his reply in its entirety. I believe this message was meant for someone else. My wife isn't home so I couldn't get her opinion, but I did get my kid's opinion and they think you look stunning. They said you should definitely go with this one. And then he sent a picture of his five children.

giving Sydney the thumbs up. This heartfelt reply went viral. We can get to Tony a little bit more and they found something very, Oh no, it says, but the photo that is in it. Come to find out his six year old Kisler was in the hospital battle in cancer. So the internet ended up tracking down their go fund me page and they ended up raising over $65,000 for Tony and his family.

What? What happened to-

over

to help Keisler with his fight with leukemia. Now looking back, was this a coincidence? Was this an accident? I don't believe in coincidences.

Let's say a a a text to you. I don't go looking up your phone. I was I just look up Keith and it maybe I've got two Keith's in it's a shit. I that Keith.

I've done that before, but never some random.

No.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, like Keith, I talk to you every day. still, know that you have an eight, four, three number and that's cause I have one too. That's the only thing like that's weird. So like actually, yeah, I'm with, I'm with you guys on that one.

What's going on? What are you drinking?

Who am I drinking?

funny.

Yeah, honey. What did ask me? What did ask me, honey?

Where do you get your honey?

from the holly bird.

You ever kissed a hummingbird? Lizzy B. Oh, look at that little bear. can't see it because it's all fuzzy. But just hitting some honey from the honey bear.

That's all. There you go.

Or is it got like you know

I have so high right now, it is like slam full of heroin or something.

Yeah. Well, so the video that accidentally got stopped, I just wanted to show it. I think you guys would enjoy the video. This is a real story. Would you like to see it? No. Okay.

No, no, no, I'm looking. don't see a video.

Good.

here. Hang on. So this is from a show and this is the show I want you guys if you want to talk sports. This is called the.

Yeah, Brad's big into the sport.

This is a called End Zones and Strikes Zone podcast with Trey Ballard. I'm producer my buddy Matt do it and we Of course we always of course it starts off as sports and just one minute

So that's that's trey. All right, so trey's the man

I love you.

Alright, hold let me turn the audio up. Where is my audio? There you go.

You don't

So we stand on the line after have come in your hair. This is a morning shit, bro. So, okay, I'm not doing that. That's a Brad. That's a Brad video. You do that one on the Daily Mojo.

the

Honey do I mention

No, you know what? no.

More honey.

So I'll give you the bullet points of what happened. was some girl. They were at work. It was like a brunch. This girl. So they're all standing after they do the server meeting and this girl's got her makeup on. So she's obviously, you know, like got ready and then they're all standing around and she whispers to one of the other girls servers. They're like, what's going on? And she like whispers like, okay. The girl just goes, how many years?

You ter-

Her name was Mary wasn't it? Yeah. mean, it's not about Mary.

I

my gosh, stop it. okay

I'll send it to Brad.

please do.

There's something about Mary, I'm telling you.

That's one of our highest rated shorts next to our Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz one. That's good. That's back and forth Dallas. Come say what's up.

He doesn't get credit.

That's good. That's good. At second floor, Dallas. OK, so I would like to point out that on Monday morning, between 5 AM and 6 AM Central, 6 to 7 Eastern, we're going to have a blood moon. I guess the moon's going to look like that. have to wake up real early on the West Coast, 3 AM to 4 AM.

So.

Keith, you just get done with PGU by that.

I'm looking forward to look at us Monday morning, right? March 3rd, is that Monday morning? Tuesday morning, sorry.

Monday, dude, you should get out, leave the studio early because you'll be just be, you'll be in overtime with PGU.

No, because you it starts at 504

504 to 604, Wes.

I got a different screen further away. I'm sorry.

brother get the man o'clock.

Wes, you need some heroin infused honey.

something.

Yeah.

It makes the world slip by so much more comfortably.

no dude Xanax is my five four there we go see I'm I got a monitor a little bit further away that I'm staring at. Yeah. Five four yeah keep there you go you're already at. I've got the light.

Yeah, okay.

You ever huffed, honey?

Tell me about it.

I just enjoy having honey.

Yeah, that's all that's all I got.

So how do you like when you go, so when you go through like the department stores, are you like, is that like your thing?

They don't allow me to go into department stores, you know that.

Where is there a department?

Ever since, ever since the losses.

North Park you got Dillard's and you got Neiman Marcus you got all those right there

And Mandalorian Patriots gonna be a werewolf again. See, that's the problem is that, know what, what we call something beautiful is another person's, Horror is another person's horror because every time there's a blood moon, Mandalorian Patriot turns into a werewolf. So do you think he's looking forward to Monday? No, you just caused him a lot of ang.

I'm sorry?

No, but no, it's Tuesday though. I stand corrected, right?

well then you have another day to have angst over it.

Fine, he'll grab his taco Tuesday. He'll be fine, man. Just grab a taco. You're good.

Werewolves eat tacos.

So Mandalorian Patriot, if it's on a Tuesday, does that make it better or worse or is it just the same deal?

Why do I need alone time? Crofix says I need alone time.

How much long time do you need?

I don't know. this an offer? don't.

Hey, did you know this? You know, I really enjoy the X page, the those facts, right? At fact, I've talked about that on this show. It just does facts. there, tweet is a fact. And, and I meant to read this one yesterday or Wednesday, Brad, and I showed you the receipt about Uranus being your server. Remember that one? Well, here's a fact about Uranus. It apparently smells like rotten eggs. I never knew that.

Yeah.

All right.

I don't know how they've determined.

it. Yeah, how do you find that out? I don't know. Not you personally, but

I don't know. don't know. it? I don't know. I don't know.

I guess you just have to like find some way to hang around your anus.

I don't know how they determine that at all.

hover over your anus and.

I don't know.

Hey, the studio is right by Steiner Springs. I'm sure we can find plenty of guys that would do that.

God, man. So,

I didn't see GD. I didn't see GD.

All right. Let me see here. OK, 1963. I didn't know this. I've never heard of Mr. Zip. I feel out of touch. Is anyone else familiar with Mr. Zip? Teaching us zip codes back then. And I know that this is what all of these numbers meant. I just never really thought about it. And shame on me. But here's the lesson of our zip code.

the liability

This is Mr.

zip. He revolutionized the mail delivery system of the United States with his zip code. The heart of the system is a number, a zip code number. Okay. Let's break this one down and see how it works. Each of these five numbers plays an important role. The country is divided into 10 sections. The first number represents

Now look Look at that,

Yeah.

That's one of these sections. In this case, the 6 stands for a part of the Midwest. Two numbers narrow it down. For instance, the 06 in Point Chicago.

Okay.

Really?

Brad Staggs (01:09:23.406)

Last two numbers, they indicate the final stop for delivery, a local post office. And here it is.

is why

Elmwood Park branch. Yeah. Oh, that's 30.

That's insane. The last two are like the most specific. Okay.

... with the zip code numbers you need and use them here and here for the fastest possible mail delivery. Remember, only you can put zip in your postal system. That's a lot of pressure. Now I'm supposed to stop forest fires and use the zip code?

But what about when it's like seven, you know, seven, five, two, three, five dash one four.

So that's more specific. And I need to find a tutorial that explains those, hyphen and the four digits, you see?

Yeah. So I found a random fun fact about just locations and geography on why they call Indiana the Hoosier state.

more post-op.

Well, there's about eight different theories on that. What's the one you've got?

The one I've I've from what I understand is from when we started migrating West. is Indiana. It was a big thing for the German. I think it was the German or whatever the dialect. When people would come visit. You were proud of your state. So you would say it sounds like saying, you know, where are from? You would say, who's your state? And that's for the traveler to identify it. So.

that through the dialect and just kind of shortening just like anything else and linguistic, it just became Hoosier.

So and that's Indiana. So check this out. I'm reading about the zip code thing. The four digits there are the specific route for that post office.

I love this.

And yet I hold two letters that were sent one in july one that was sent in september by a beth enot to the when the march of dimes where she is a by the way give to the march of dimes help little babies But she when they were having to have their mail forwarded because they were closing down the office and they got a post office box They she wanted to make sure it was working

Yeah, I like that

So in July she sent a letter to basically herself at the old address on Lyndon B Johnson the address there in Dallas and Let's see. When was this so Richard? three days ago this finally arrived back to her saying sorry returned to sender Unclaimed unable to forward even though she had filled out a forwarding change of address Then she sent one in September which just got here two days ago

say hey notify the sender of your new address which they obviously had because they forwarded it to when she did this was back in june So hey those those six plus four numbers don't do shit apparently, to help them find anything anywhere, but

That's disappointing. Because I have faith in my government to be able to perform easy, you know, general duties like deliver the mail.

It's a

They're not government.

the problem.

But they're quasi not. are, but they're not.

I've got a couple pieces of mail here. One address to me and one address to you, Brad.

I hope mine has a million dollars in it. Well, So that's a crime.

So.

LIT

Technically it is, you just committed a federal fraud.

I haven't opened it yet.

I given you permission either, so if there's a million dollars in there, I was gonna give you half, but now I'm reconsidering because you're a felon.

I haven't opened it yet, said. I can't.

That's it.

Utri police.

Okay, so Lynn Kuslowski, she sent this and it says, she's excited that we added Wednesdays. Well, if we only we can hear the audio on Wednesdays, but at the mic. And so one thing that Lynn, hope realizes that at three o'clock Eastern on Wednesdays, Brad does his, what's the proper way to say the title of the show there, And it's thedailymojo.com, right? And it's what the what?

Matt, you cover Brad on that one.

What the Wednesdays.

You have to say it like that. Can I say what the f***? Wednesdays?

Time signature down, so I'll bleep

no, you're saying that in real time.

I can't even say it. It's there's something. It's the new technology here.

look at that. She's asking.

You want me to put like a I'm gonna write the time down you just say the word and then I'll go boop

It's weird. I it's the chip. It's the no it's no cussing chip that I've had

It's it's messing you. It's it's taking it's editing on the fly. So anyway, Lynn asks about Tanner who smells and is over here and it's just a very sweet little Valentine's Day card, which by the way, whoever sent Tanner a Valentine's Day card. I am so sorry. I have I have misplaced that you want to talk about a federal offense, Brad. I have misplaced my dog's mail. And if it's something that I find years down the road, I'm probably going to I'm definitely going to cry when I

Anyway, so look at that. Oh, look at that says I wolf you and it's like, see that little. Right. OK, so now here's Brad's now. So, Brad, it says to Brad, you devil you mean so funny on at the mic. And then she says, I like. She likes that you read the at the mic tweets and she means the comments. You do a much better job of.

You gotta love puns.

That was for me.

of

I'm going back and

So did you want me to open up your mail or do you want me to save it for when I see you?

Now go ahead and open it.

Cause it might, let's see now, are you going to feel disrespected if it, if it's the same as I woof you for me? if you

feel a little bit like a cheap media whore, yeah. I already do, technically.

find out here. me just open up. Y'all see he gave me permission. it's kitty cats. And what it says, it says forever friends. that huh?

Like, you're like on a cat!

That's a... I'll give it to you. You know, I'm going to see you on Monday, Brad. Are you excited?

I'm still recording.

I am, I'm shaving.

It's not necessary. I've told you.

Enjoy the stubble.

okay. So, what else do I have here for you? I want this gun so badly. let me see here if I can find it. Gun.

Gum or gun?

Okay. Is it like John Wick style or like what are we talking here? Yeah, let's see.

So it is a it is a gun that is shaped like a cell phone.

Aww. yeah.

But why would I talk about it before I found the

Wait a minute. That's going to cause all kinds of problems because then when they, he had a cell phone in his hand.

No, now this one, this isn't gonna work. I mean, it's a revolver. That's not gonna be flat like this. This one over here, I think it only holds one bullet, but see it unfolds like this.

OK, that's like those like those like little love.

Looks like a good way to get shot, Brad. So true. Let me tell you where you need to actually have. You have to have these guns on a New York subway. Carry these ladies and then let them, and they will, but let them take you to court and prison later. And they will, but this could save your life on a New York subway. just saying. No, I mean, I'm sorry. Don't break the law.

I like little pea shooters.

I shot the P.

I'm like dust. Hold on

that.

What happened? What? am I missing?

No, it won't.

No, at, wait, hold on, I can't see. OK, here we go. I knew you were retrieving something back there.

Just get the

Here we go. Wait for it.

I don't

please don't die in there not on camera. Well, actually, yeah So if you're gonna die die on camera

I will come to your death trap studio and if you want to tase me I'll take I'll take one for the team

Tastes me in the butthole.

Adam, what's his name?

stop tasing me bro, that guy.

No, no, it was it's lonely island. It was and it was Ryan Reynolds tased him in the butthole.

yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I didn't do it. That's just, it's a sound. It would hurt, doesn't it?

So I do have a tasing story if you guys want to it's

Is happy with the

I'm a little concerned.

It actually wasn't so, so this was in Charleston and I don't know if you guys are for time photographers with the guys. Stoppers was the company and they were doing a photo shoot where they had a video camera and you would have, they were shooting it in slow motion. Then you had like your friend, like it was like 500. It wasn't like a massive bolt, but they wanted to see the reactions of people who were getting like taste like right in the side.

Thanks, Susan.

And yeah, so they caught me. they're actually shooting the person, also shooting the person doing the like the little shock. And the amount of joy I got to shock my brother was.

Was that years of like pent up like

yeah. Well, little brother syndrome. Yeah, he's always going to win. can't, I don't know why I can't beat him. He's only two years older than me, but yeah, they're not that bad. It's more, the sound is more horrifying.

Yeah, did you get taste? Yeah? What I feel like did you pay?

I got Tim.

No, just kind of like jump you. you know, I just it wasn't too, too bad. I think I can find the video,

Well, I like how Jonathan's like a Keith Tazing story would be epic. I will say I've not I've not been tased, but I have told the story of, you know, the opening scene of Back to the Future where Michael J. Fox ends up across the room because he does the guitar pick and the ambush. That happened to me at Nana's house in the living room. I ended up, I don't know, a good five, six feet removed from where I started because I

That's right, yeah.

I tried to peel a suction cup off the back of her TV. The back was off of an old school vacuum tube or what have you TV. And I thought, look at that suction cup. And then I came to on the other side of the living room. That was fun. That was a good day. I'm a dumbass. It wasn't even plugged in. So that's why I thought it was OK. Hey, look at this.

Hold the charge.

See kids we used to have TV repairmen and

KATHLEEN CUBETV,

and they had gone to lunch. so my dumb ass sophomore in high school saw the back of the TV off and thought, let's see what happens here. And the next thing I know, literally the next thing I know, I was on the other side of the living room looking into the kitchen and seeing Nana and their cooking. And she was oblivious that her grandson had literally just flown across the living room. All right, so Rosie the Riveter passed away 101 years old. Look at that. I didn't even know that was one person.

Yeah, I thought I mean, I didn't know if she was yeah, good for her. She made it to triple digits.

That's incredible.

That is so cool. love that. I that she died. Yes. So how do we know it's?

She doesn't look the same as in her picture.

Am I out of focus or is that just my eyes?

No, you're out of focus. Yeah. Okay. It's because what happened was there was a fire earlier. I don't know if you know this, right?

Has it been this way the whole time? Because I just know I never look so yeah.

It has been, but you know, I thought it maybe was a beauty filter.

I gotta get Betty.

See you.

Okay, hold on. I love this part. See Betty comes here and then she sits there and all right, hey nice hat. Nah, we're just talking about you. Look at that, huh? Betty, Betty. It's a little, I don't know, she's been hitting the sauce, Betty.

I can hear you if you're talking.

See?

Yeah, but it's OK. We all do it. Just, you know, just do some good skin care routine. Drink some water.

She does so much more than just get me to focus on her.

That's good stuff right there.

She works. She works hard for the moment.

You better treat it right.

So

hard for them.

That's so hard for them.

You were so hard for the money

She's the one who gave me the honey tip

So Brad, what are your thoughts on the new Mayweather Pacquiao fight?

One of them is going to kick the shit out of the other one. I can tell you that. yeah.

Well, it's, yeah.

I would say, cause there's some people that come down with Pacquiao side and there's others that come down with Mayweather side. And I'm like, you know, the person who puts the money on the, on the, on the good, the one who kicks the dog's snout out of the other one. If you got a thousand dollars in that, you are going to be.

If pack right and pack you before mayweather became money mayweather Like his if you can hit him Then different story, but do mayweathers is too good, man

I've always said that. I've always said that.

Brad's a big...

I don't...

Don't freak out, it just felt okay. Okay, this kid's a little too invested here. I mean, I understand she loves her mom, but mom's embarrassed. I don't know what's. I don't know what's funnier, the fall or the reaction.

I would have died laughing

Yeah, right.

Don't freak out, I just felt! Okay, okay. Jeez! I'm dead about my PAP!

Is that her daughter or her son?

nowadays we don't even know.

Nowadays, we don't even ask. So we're moving along.

The rude graduate student question.

everybody's buddy if you just say buddy you're just buddy yeah buddy dude dude I'm a big one so yeah I don't know

man.

What about dude?

Mom, are you OK? Kiss me.

Just let me die.

Hey Brad, I can see you now.

I just thought I was hammered still.

need to be.

dude, yeah, play catch up. This is, this is number three. It's been a week.

I say that every day. It's been a week. Let's see what else I have. Oh, look at this one.

was like, when I talked to you on Wednesday, I don't think I've ever heard you so stressed.

was exhausted. Hey, check this out. This is a percentage of states that are covered. Look at Mississippi. Look at West Virginia. Look at Maine. 89 % of Maine is covered in forest. No, not cake. I mean, maybe. I don't know.

It's Maine.

Look at this, 79 % of West Virginia covered in four. Look at Nebraska, 3%. You know where it is? It's all right here in the upper left-hand corner.

And you see it as you're driving. Cause last time I drew, drove through Kansas on the way from Nashville to Denver, you see the one tree in Kansas for miles.

Look at us, man. Look at Texas 37. I'm proud of us. It's all over here though. It's all in the East.

Yeah, that's all East Texas.

It's still true that there are more trees now than there were in Thomas Jefferson's time

Yeah, there are, and there's trees, stars in the sky.

But yes, I agree

Wait a second. Hold on a second. What'd you just say? There are more.

Go

trees on planet Earth than there are stars in the sky.

And we know that how.

I don't know Google it and see if I'm right. just want to know if I'm right. Yeah somebody do my job.

I'm on it.

Because.

Yeah, this is what I would do. This is what I would do with the Keith one during

This is what we needed as what I've been talking about on this show we need a fact checker this is willing to look up the stuff the claims that I make and They come up on this show that we say with with confidence and authority We need somebody googling and and finding out the truth. Is this right?

There are grains of sand on the beach.

Team two, we have at the same time. What, Brad?

Go ahead, Wes.

what am I talking about? look, beer.

There are more trees now than there are grains of sand on the beach.

But that's not what I said. said, I said, it's not the same.

Are there more stars in the sky than there is sand on the beach?

I said, I said there was

So wait a minute, what you're saying, there's more sand on the beach than there are stars in the sky.

I don't like math problems, bro, especially on the fly, like...

There are more trees in the United States now than there were in the early 1900s.

That's a fact.

According to the chat, are fewer than when Thomas Jefferson was alive. I don't if if there are that's because those damn Amazonians keep cutting it down.

Actually.

Hold on, James counted for us. Look at that, look at that, I'm right, James already counted them. Thank you, James.

So.

So according to, got about five sources here. Yes. I said trees on earth, more than,

Tell us the prompt that you used again with the.

So I just said how trees how many trees on the on planet earth are there more than in the sky So and it says yes by current estimates there are more trees on earth than the stars in the Milky Way So there's the little caveat

Okay, whatever. That's good.

Yeah, so but still that's I wouldn't have guessed that so a 2015 study led that there are three point zero four trillion trees worldwide

What do I win, some honey?

A shot of honey.

What are you? you? What are you? OK, do you sell honey at what is your store? What's the what's the. What's your what's your mojo?

I think it's a side hustle.

I'll give you a little honey. Look, I'll give you honey. You don't have to buy it. I'll just I'll give you a little honey you

or

I two questions. What's the name of that website where you sell stuff?

Oh, the Daily Mojo. I mean, right now, there's really I mean, there's not much. what? At one point this. do we got? What is it? Because you said galaxy and this is I call this galaxy in a box.

Okay, can I just, let's just stop.

I like, like this man in a box by Alice in Chains.

Look at that, huh? It glows in the dark. Do you know what glows in the dark? Because it is light. And light glows in the dark.

Huh? Yeah, makes sense.

Yeah, that checks out.

Thank you. You're welcome. The Daily Mojo.com is where you go for everything and anything for all and yet nothing to the Alpha and the Omega.

So, how do you guys, do you guys know, do you guys watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?

It was great up until it sucked.

Okay, I do a lot of we talked about this a lot, dude. Okay, but what were your thoughts on the buffet line violations? You guys know about that, right? Where the where people come in and cut or they act like they know somebody and

That's a total party foul. Anytime you do that, you think you're doing, think you're being cool when you do it, but to everybody behind the person that you're doing it with, you're.

It's a dick move. then there was a whole thing. then that my favorite, my personal favorite is the stop and chat. In the episode, Larry just kind of just waves the guy off like, yeah, you're being a dick. He's like, I don't know well enough for a stop and chat. Like, what are we going to do? Like I've I've personally crossed the street to avoid stopping and chatting. Because

What, let me ask you, how do you power your little universe in a box there, Brad? He took his ears off. No.

God.

does.

Wait a minute, wait, hold on, time out, time out. can, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, if you're in West Virginia, Kara, aren't you in West Virginia? Are you gonna be able to buy machine guns? What? West Virginia now? Coming up? What? Somebody help me out with this. Hold on. Hold on, yeah, Google that.

What hold on and bio you can buy a machine gun now anyway

Good time.

Hey, Keith, what do need me to look up?

But I didn't know if they were.

Google machine guns, West Virginia, and tell me what the latest is there on the bill there.

I still haven't put the snacks up here, gang. I'm hungry.

I think it was West Virginia.

How much like they cost or.

No, no, no, Brad, what do you got?

If you comply with federal law the nfa registration you can legally buy a machine gun in west virginia just like anywhere. Yeah

I don't understand this headline though. It says,

It's illegal to carry the

hang on a second pending there is legislation pending that will exempt them from the tax stamp

That's it. Thank you. That cost a lot on the machine gun. that's it. I felt like it was thousands. I'm sorry.

No

$200. The $200 tax stamp on a machine gun. No, it's, but still it shouldn't be the government shouldn't be able to tax you on a, just cause it's a gun that shoots fast.

It shall not infringe.

Yeah, that seems pretty cut and dry to everybody except dumbasses in Washington

need to

We're saying that there's no smart people in Washington.

screen

No, there's three.

It's the one call lady that knows all the secrets.

And she has that little finger that does that thing.

Yeah, so, but I always thought speaking of guns the texas, you know like silencers or suppressed fires or But not in texas

But yeah, Texas has that nice little legal loophole. Yeah, I think it's like you have to buy if it's if it's in Texas and you it was made in Texas you can have a Or something like that. Yeah

Remember remember the bump stock dude that they put him out of business and that was I blamed Well, I know I blame Trump for that because he did it After Vegas made bump stocks the only which they're not illegal anymore But that was after the dude in Texas who did he invent them? He just make

I'm not sure.

It's the Vegas shooting and the dude in the bay First of all wasn't the dude in the room who was doing the shooting and second a bump stock anyway

Look at this map. Look at this map. This is a map of US counties colored by the percentage of excess drinking. Red is the more.

Is that my

This is the most drunk state right there in Wisconsin. Look at Montana, Screw. I'm sorry.

It's Wisconsin, dude. There's nothing to do.

Well, yeah, you're, you're snowed in and.

There's nothing to do.

Going on down in the south, we got some catching up to do now.

Yeah, yeah, I keep I would say Charleston should have been.

I think, think trust. Hold on. I'll tell you. It Charleston's lit up in dark red.

the

So I want to play this video here. I don't know if this guy is part of that study, but you talk about a rough night getting back home here. He's going to do a cut through. it's fine. You're fine. You're fine. Relax.

Okay.

Did you just like size it up?

Look down at the wrong time do it again, dude

shi-

Yes.

is not

My favorite part is the bag is like hi, yeah

Brad Staggs (01:34:55.192)

But again, is that real?

Gosh, not everything is A.

Not everything has to be real as I thought what you're going to say.

Everything has to be real to entertain us.

If something looks a little too perfect, it's probably AI, the human stupidity, like, hey, I'm going to go fight this fence.

This is real. This is real. Now this team is trailing by 15 points in the second half and he's got a breakaway opportunity here.

and his pace on the run out and he misses the dunk.

he hurt himself, didn't he?

He is so embarrassed. He's faking an injury and everybody in the arena knows it.

And the sun!

I'm sorry.

That's funny.

Wow.

Who hasn't done that? Who hasn't done that? You're walking somewhere, you trip on something. First thing you do is like, you look back and it's like, what the hell was that? That jumped.

Dude.

Yeah, what what?

I didn't realize that the basketball inside the hoop itself is can fit two basketballs. I didn't realize that. So the inside of the rim is the size you can put two basketballs inside.

What's that again?

think it might be the same, what? The same time. If you took idea here and here and so on. Yeah, I didn't know.

would area like area but yeah.

Right, I'm saying, that's, I didn't know that.

Does that make it so the official size is X square inches, which if you look down on a flat image of a basketball.

It has plenty of room to go in. yeah, that's except unless you're Steph Curry and it just goes in.

except it never does.

Unless you're like 12 feet tall like most of these dudes are and you can reach up and just

Did you watch, have you watched that documentary, the, what was it like Golden Court about, yeah, so Kevin Durant, cause team France is always, you're talking about how they have the camaraderie and blah, blah. And Kevin Durant Hey, yeah, all that camaraderie is great until you got to Steph Curry.

Watch, I'm watching it right now.

Thanks. Thank you.

Here's a news report. think this is, it's in Oklahoma. Where is this? Kansas. Here we go. Jeez, man, let the video play. Damn you.

dude, nails this show. Yeah, I it. A teacher instead backfired on the students. A blindfolded half court shot that is now the talk of campus and beyond.

DUNNNN

Hey Keith, are you kidding me?

Hold on. Did you see it? Is that on tape?

I'm you. Brad, not everything has to be real. But that one is. What, Brad?

Does that? Yeah.

What are you gonna say? No, dear God, what are you gonna say, man?

Not everything has to be real. Why does everything have to be real? Why can't we just have some good old fashioned fakery? What's wrong with faker? What is wrong with fake? We're okay with fake boobs. Why aren't we okay with fake shots?

Yeah.

Did I play this on this show yet?

Okay

The mama duck felt really bad. And she laid eggs in the school and then every year now, every year she gives birth because she's obviously out there getting knocked up in Duckville and it's a gathering when the ducks hatch.

That's not a daddy duck.

documentary, isn't it? Knocked up in Duckville.

So what happens is when the ducks hatch, the little ducklings every year, the kids line up and they watch her try to find her way out of this joint.

Alright, dumbass, you've done this before. Come on, stop. You know where to go. He's not even trying!

I love ducks.

Thank you. Co-dependent babies right there.

Yeah, kind of like being like Rebecca's kid. Yeah, like, hey, mom.

Bye.

you

because that is is violently adorable though.

you

Keep

Not everything has to be re-

Just for you, Keith. Right now.

Everything has to be real. Look at that. And there's a pond. You can see the pond right there. See that? There it is. That's where she's going with her little baby.

that makes the thing is like, yeah, I got a screen for you too. For after that for Brad.

You'll want my screen

What? What do you do? You want to know what?

Do I want

What are you doing, you freak?

Do I want to know who the father is?

Look at how questioning she is on her. They have her eyes. If you look, so how does that even work?

Why so they're wearing diapers. Okay, because that's kind of like the debate. I thought they were wearing pants. I'm like, aren't their legs covered but they're

technically they are pant no no it's not a sorry I felt buckle but it's not it's

I just tried to explain to us the nuances of communicating with AI earlier. I have to know, show your work, please, Brad Staggs, tell us what you typed into Grok to get.

it was fairly complicated. I mean, not West complicated, but

widget. What'd you type? poster for knocked up and Doug will feature

I didn't put the surprise. did not tie. I, my words end at knocked up in Duckville.

So you guys start using Nano Banana Pro is pretty awesome too.

Why this works?

I mean.

Wait a minute, Wisconsin Jackal doesn't even think the stocks were real.

What? it's absolutely real. I've seen it four or five times.

Yeah, depends on what part of the country you're in.

You know, it was constant Jackal just because you don't have the documentaries that we do down here does not mean they're not real

You know, just really well.

Rastags has spoken, okay?

I'm afraid to put anything from you in-

Nice.

Yeah, yeah, that chemistry going to help you have to guard stuff. Yeah, I hear you. That's good. What's that on?

Yeah, it's on the what is it called quarter gold or something like that?

Brad watches all those.

I'm watching it right now. don't know why you're making fun, but I've got it on the monitor. You cannot see right now. I've got the knocked up in duckville. I've got that documentary and I'm also watching the CBS Evening News.

No, I'm not a sports guy, but I love sports stocks, man. I can watch those.

sports ducks too and I think there should be more sports

Gese.

Yeah. would. D2, Mighty Duck. mean, come on.

OK, so I guess, Brad, the question really is, which are you a bigger fan of, the Anaheim Mighty Ducks or the Oregon Ducks?

That's, that's a tough one because I think the, the Oregon, the Oregon team is, mean, they're higher longitudinally. or is that loud? No, I'd be latitudinally. Wouldn't it? Longitudinally. Those are the lines that go this way.

This is long. This is last.

Which is weird. You get bigger than I'd realize lateral because you throw a lateral that way. That's it

It's like it's like doing the sign of cross

Right. Those testicles wallowed in watch. I'm sorry. Testicles wallowed in watch. Same thing.

Wes Castelhano (01:43:10.414)

Spectacles.

So that's when you leave the house. That was kind of like the thing.

doing that.

Can I? Let me just I want to relay a story I was telling Jeff Fisher, who you do a show with on Saturday morning at 10am Eastern.

Yeah, I just edited some chewing the fat fat fat fat

So, so this guy, Jeffy, if you go to at real Brad stags, you see that handle right there on X. If you go there at 10am Eastern on Saturday mornings, you will see Jeffy and Brad hanging out. Brad's the hardest working man and show business. I mean, he does like three shows a day, seven days away.

What was that? I don't understand. Where's that? What is that?

I mean, I wish I had my voice that cool, but no, I didn't.

Why are you?

So I don't know if the story that I told Jeffy is going to tell the same way on the Friday live stream, but I can try if you'd like to know why Keith Malinak missed out on the 3.0 GPA at the University of Nebraska. It's a very simple story.

You

got knocked up and then I had to... And so that diploma was left on the table, but damn it, I have a cute kid to show for it.

Check it.

Now you're paying for their diploma,

So what happened was I did this incredible polysci report, but I was supposed to turn in these three by five note cards that went with my report. And the bitch teacher said, since I didn't turn them in, because I left them on my kitchen table back at the apartment. And she said, well, I said, can go get them. I'll be back in 30 minutes. And she's like, nope, you didn't turn them in with your report. So you ended up getting like a, I don't know, B plus or something. Whatever.

And that cost me my 3.0 GPA when you go and look, because it would have affected my grade. would have been blah, blah, blah. But as I was telling Jeffy, said, what put me in that position was the fact that kids, read the book. Don't read the Cliffhills version. Because all the jocks were taking a class called Greek mythology. And that's an easy A, man. Easy A. But yours truly, it is.

That's a tough one, man.

I didn't take too kindly to having to read the stories of Greek mythology, so I read the Cliff Notes and when I took the test I have never been more clueless in my life. And so I go, Jeffy, what do you think I got on the old, in the class for Greek mythology only reading the Cliff Notes version the entire semester? What do think that was?

well. Yeah, I

I ended up with a D. That's why I didn't get a 3.0. That's why I got a 2.9999. It wasn't because of the damn-

roundup at all.

It wasn't because of the note cards I left on the kitchen table in my apartment for my polysci class it's because I refuse to read these damn stories about the Oedipus Rex in it.

That's the fun. That's the ironic part about it is you miss questions on shit. made up.

Bye!

I bet you're

That's the definition of a myth, right?

Kids don't go to college kids, please.

I don't

Every time I hear myth, think of Kermit the Frog.

I'm sorry. I thought I heard you say you turned out awesome and you did. That was, you know what? That was a slow pitch across home plate and I'm not gonna, I am not swinging at it. Although I could have put it over the fence.

No, no.

Yeah, no, that was from the Orange County with. Look at me. Why do you want to go to college? Look at me. I'm awesome. And.

And the dude that was in the mighty ducks. Remember him? The, what was the dude's name? Cause they found him like a homeless on the street doing heroin. Yeah. He didn't die. Did he?

I don't know.

Oh, his career is dead. Am I right?

the now i can't take the videos with the cut-ins i can't take the videos with the cut-ins just so we can see how they react

You like America? can't tell by the outfit.

you

Like what is that? Why do we have to have the here's how I reacted to

You know.

Do it.

I like, yeah, like you had to see my reaction. I loved it so much. But now I got to you have to see

Hang on a second. Go back to the, what the, that shot, because did you, did you read what it said on the

No? Is it the mom?

It's worth reading what it said on the thing because it's like, hope they weren't homeschooled.

Just saying what it said on the on

Close the tab, dammit! What? What did it say?

Hey, you'll never know, it's gonna be a mystery, but everybody else saw it.

Hold on. You know what I'm doing right now? You know what I'm doing right now?

Are you gonna go to the little thing that says reopen closed tab? No.

no, I'm looking at the computer behind me. says, we hidden microphone in our daughter's suit this afternoon. You guys, I'm literally. we cracked.

We hidden.

Yeah, that's either. So that's either a legit dumb person writing that or it's like, it's, or it's like someone in India, one of those content farms in India who don't quite grasp or in Somalia who almost grasped English.

I guess they have fun in communist countries. I this is China. But look at this stuff. Look at this. This is how you keep the masses subdued. You're like, hey, you want to be a part of a world record? Look at this. Now, this looks like a lot of fun. Some of my biggest memories are...

I thought you were going say being in a train.

No! Well that is very tired. Sorry, sorry.

They sound like they're having fun.

this. is awesome.

I mean, I just watched Cool Runnings, it came on Hulu.

until you come to a sudden stop and the person in front of you is up your ass.

right? I mean you have to pay extra for that. Tell me this isn't fun.

Wes Castelhano (01:49:34.414)

It's kind of an epic yeah for for tubing. That's pretty good.

considering how if you don't have a good time, they'll just kill you.

I'll be extra 15.

love the cardboard they have to put along the way where it's like not slick enough. they broke up! no! Get back together!

All I'm thinking about is just population control, because of a guy's friend. You go pretty thorough pretty quick.

now we're

This ends in a horrible death and just begging the government

I can't take the screaming.

Yeah, yeah, if you think of a Chinese restaurant as loud, imagine that slide.

Look at this.

I mean, but it does like if I if it was just me on that I would have I would have a fucking blast

this

Hey, we behaved for the past 10 years. We're going to make you a little lube. You know, just good job. A plus one.

We need a good social media

Where are you? Yay, now we can go back to the slave camp.

Yeah!

Yeah, right. Get back to work.

It was Brandon Morris who informed us the other day of was it Kim Jong-un who died in Which one of them died recently in the past 10 years is own Anyway, so you had to if you watch the funeral you see the masses of people out there bawling their heads off and crying because He says, you know if you didn't show enough Mourning skills bait they just kill you

I can't keep.

Cause you have to show that you were just all bereft and tore up inside because of his death. Cause otherwise, yeah, you're just dead.

Have you heard about Kim Jong-il's famous golf score? Have you heard about that? No, no, no, seriously he yeah, he shot an unprecedented 38 under par

feel a punch line coming on.

He's an amazing man. I don't know why more people don't see that.

He had five, included five to 11 holes in one on his first try.

Yeah Yeah, he bet he's been to the moon too. I think and he also holds the world dragster World record, I think for the fastest mile he did it in uh, 5.15 seconds. Yeah

Yeah, first of all, it's impressive that he's that fast. Very. Second of all, it's impressive that he's that good at golf. But you're not going to get me to believe he went to the moon because no potties.

Yeah.

all at once,

into this kind of a stretch kind of a stretch but if anybody could do it he could do it

I believe the whole.

Like, don't you think it's funny when you see like their generals and they have all these medals on them like what what

You know, I've got military bodies who have seen recent generals and looked at their medals and pointed out how, as multiple guys pointed out, how bullshit some of these medals talk.

Whoa, hang on now. Don't you be casting aspersions on the North Korean army.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about some, some Biden folks, you know, that got

That's what I said. Don't you be casting aspersions on the North Korean army.

funny like you got this one for giving meals on wheels I'm like wait what? What are we talking about here?

That's a you know, like a Boy Scout badge, you know, like, you know, at least so so on

Is it not handy to know how to tie knots in the army? Yes or no? Yes or no? Thank you.

Yeah, I don't

Oh, is he like stone? What's happening here? Oh, okay. Now he pulls away. No, no, no, no, no, no, No, come back. I need, I need you in my life. Right. Give me rabies and shit. Come on now. Oh, but that's kind of adorable.

I'm that he'd bite me.

Cause you, is a door. are cute, but it's just, all they have to do is have one bad moment and they bite those teeth.

Come back here.

So here's the rest of the story. As soon as this video ended, which is right now, okay, the New York State Police knocked down the and sent him to the chamber. Now Ed McCray, who has a great Rumble channel about Disney's real history of Walt Disney, he sent me this video. This is the Rube Goldberg machine that was set up specifically for this squirrel that kept hanging out there in the Uh-oh, uh-oh.

That is not peanut. That is not peanut.

look at this, watch this.

Cool. Watch this, watch this. Oh, this is like a Goonies.

Oh boy. 14 hours he waited for the photo.

That's straight Goonies vibe.

There you go.

Hey Brad, can you look up, go get over it?

dude those are the best. I got you bud. I got you buddy.

I'm looking at this

Alright, look at this and then we'll do okay. yeah, look at that! Now these guys aren't gonna eat it, so there comes...

Which one is it? Okay go which one?

Get over.

You know, raccoons are cute, but they are dicks.

Yeah, that's what I hear. you go. When that, I don't know. There's a, go. One of them does that.

That is cool. That is a, that's very.

no, it's not get over. It doesn't have that with that one.

did some okay go screw themselves because they're for remember their first was on the treadmills right and then they had to do that and so they out did it and so they did remember the one with that was all one shot and it was like with a drone and it goes up and they and then then they had to do

What do mean?

that flight with

Listen, listen to everyone listening, write this down. If you ever have a day to burn, you go to YouTube and type in, OK, go band and just watch it.

I got it for you, bud.

I got it for you.

But I can't do audio, though. And I don't see it.

The song's like whatever, but yeah.

I don't want to make Wes's job difficult later.

okay. Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm the one volunteering this.

Screw him.

I don't see your screen.

and

If I send you a picture, can you show it Keith? Because I don't know how to do

Is it, it of your crotch like that?

Yeah, the guy looks like he's in blood, but it's just paint. Don't worry. you got it

Thank you.

Hang on y'all I got an ad playing over here just give me a second here. let me just mute that let me do this. Let me do this. Let me do this. OK so go to YouTube sometime and just watch any any OK go look at it. What you're about to see is real. We shot this in zero gravity in an actual plane in the sky. understand I understand. and so this one.

that's that one. I got the booby trap.

upside down and inside out. a great song. I'd love to play it for you. It really accentuates this video, but these guys are in zero gravity, like it said. And so they rented out this plane and they shot a video up there and it's so awesome. They don't make a bad video.

They're in their

Bye.

Yeah, they do it. They had to go up like 10 times. I remember seeing the making of it and they were like, dude, I want to go up again. I'm like, are you kidding me? That sounds awesome.

It is so fun. And then they get all nasty with the paintball and stuff. What's that?

Okay, so now riddle me this. How are they gonna outdo that one?

stuff.

See what I'm saying? Though they I their videos are awesome, but they have to outdo themselves every time.

Is this my screen or your That's right. Okay, you got it. Okay.

Let's see. This too shall pass. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right. I was wrong on the song. But I mean, how many takes you had to do?

They got one take but it took them like months right they hired a company

It's real.

This stuff was around before AI.

Really impressive.

Which is kind of screwed them because now you can just you can make it awesome

This is so cool because they go through this video with these instruments. Look at this. The whole car is an instrument. It's part of the song. it's gosh, man, they are so talented. OK, go again.

They've been around for what 15? Is that so where do they make their money? Right? Do they tour because

YouTube

I've seen a- I've never seen-

How many views does this one have?

know. But but I never get the Spotify does something really cool now, where you'll get alerted when a band that you are a big fan of is in town. It's a and so I have never seen an OK go notification come up on Spotify and I have tons of their stuff, you know, saved and it's just

and going.

It's a town, right?

I mean there and their songs are good

But they are. Maybe they should be featured on the pregame show.

Kind of like Alan Parsons project.

Look at these things. It's really awesome stuff.

Yeah.

They're awesome.

I have to go check on the wifey, but thank you for having me on for this. I really appreciate it.

I will.

I'll see you the group on Wednesday. mean, by see you, I'll hear you on the at the group on Wednesday. I'm going to call you out on it too.

or whatever.

I please I hope you do and Brad we'll do and Brad we're gonna have you on the sports show man it'll be fun to have

It's our best, man.

look forward to it. I will score so many touchdowns. It's unbelievable.

And that's what we call in hockey, a home run.

Thank you.

Bye Wes. I'm so hungry right now. Can you?

I'm trying to show you this picture which will take that will solve that problem, but I can't that's the dude from Yeah, but they can't find him

yeah, I saw that.

Well, they knew where he was, but now they can't find somebody who has a job for him, but now they can't find him. And that was December.

You got a second, hold on. Friend just bought a flying squirrel. Be careful who you use the phrase flying squirrel around. Because you could end up getting something you don't want to see. had a buddy who, something like that. Yeah. He was a rugby guy. you know, West mentioned South Carolina and his buddy of mine in South Carolina on the old, softball team. And, apparently when it's a rug, nevermind. You know what? We're just going to move on.

It's like a Cleveland steamer.

so what what what i was supposed to see them

Well, I'm trying to show you well, I haven't been figured out a way to get it over there yet. Hang on a minute.

You might come over here and do the show from over my place.

And I'm, you know, one day, damn it. do I show?

While you're looking for that I'm gonna read a story so I you've got plenty of time because this is very important to read this good idea is this is if I This could have easily been me. It's a very sad story. Happy Friday y'all the lawyer who jumped Through the window the 1993 case of a Toronto lawyer who fell to his death trying to prove a window is unbreakable

In July 93, Gary Hoy, a 38-year-old partner at the prominent Toronto law firm Holden Day Wilson, was giving a tour of the firm's offices on the 24th floor of the Toronto Dominion Center to a group of prospective art students. The TD Center was known for its modern design and exceptionally strong glass windows. Hoy had performed the same demonstration many times before to impress visitors. He would run and throw his full weight against the glass to show how unbreakable it was.

He had always bounced harmlessly off. This time he did it again. The glass held firm. The entire window frame popped out of the wall. He 24 stories to the courtyard below. He died instantly. The glass itself never broke. Most creators later confirmed the panes met all safety standards. The mounting system was never designed to withstand a running adult slamming into it. Hoy had been right about the glass. He had simply been testing the wrong thing. The incident became one of the most famous cautionary tales in Canadian

OI

and safety circles, a brilliant lawyer, a simple demonstration, one second that changed everything, and a final lesson written in the most literal way possible. Sometimes the window holds, the frame does not.

And and something else at that that particular case gave us one of the things we can think that is where the phrase or where you would shout ahoy there because they would look down and they were like watch out there's a hoi there because it was on the ground

Pretty sure that's where that came from. That's why they yellow hoy. Where do you think it came from? No, you don't know.

think that's right. But I don't know. You're right. I confess, I don't know. So let me just say this.

The 24 stories down, like what is this guy thinking? Like, holy crap. Why? Do you have time to think? yeah. You don't have time. No, no, no. You don't have time to think, why did I do that? Aren't you spending 24 stories like trying to find something to grab hold of or is it just, no, you got.

Fuck.

Oh, 24 stories. got.

There was a video I saw of a Chinese cave. got the, well that's a good question and I'd like to know because this, has a foot, whatever it is.

Can you make it bigger? That's what she said.

And I could not for the life of me

gosh, I see the foot now.

Yeah, I don't know what it is. What is that?

It has an interesting foot to do. mean, as I was doing my little run this morning, I thought, well, that is an interesting foot. What the hell is that? It's doesn't really, it's not really a colored like, sorry. It's not, I'm just going to say colored. It's not colored like a raccoon, but, then it's not like a possum either. What is that?

Hang on, sorry.

Thanks for the beers. They're down chilling, Stephen. I appreciate it. Unfortunately, the refrigerator up here broke. And now they're down out of reach, and it would just take

A ship set you beer?

Well, it's a kind of beer. It's a game. What? OK, hold on. Let me hold on that right there, my friend. What you've got in your neighborhood is a. It's like a. It's like a little it's like a little baby fox.

It's like a chupacabra, isn't it?

Okay, I thought the same, it was colored like a fox.

Okay, you know what? We've been over.

I know. I just, I'm powering. I know. I'm darky like a Fox.

What the foxes are dark aren't they kind of but we've got some of them are some of them aren't they Okay, thank you it's darky like a fox, okay, it's But the feet I mean those like those are like people feet

That's much more appropriate.

Yeah, I don't like it.

I was a little freaked out by it. I'm like, what a racket.

I know it's not raccoon here and I mean those are people feet.

It's a recal

It's a raccoon.

Should I be concerned that while we've been talking here, I just I missed a call from my bank. What's that all about?

They were telling you that if you didn't answer, they couldn't deposit the half a million dollars that I was giving to you. but I opened your mouth. That was only a one-time thing.

What's usually not.

It's four o'clock on a friday. They don't care at this point They've already charged you by the way if they if if they want you to know that they're that you're overdrawn and it's going to cost you a fee They send you a letter in the mail so that by the time you get it. There's four other fees on top of it That's how banks generally work badger. I barely knew her

Or playing creepy cool again.

I think so. just, I, maybe it is a badger.

Maybe it's a, maybe it's a. I think you're right. I think I got, I got busy with.

It's a weird.

It's a facoon, isn't it?

It's a facoon.

Let me just, you keep talking. I'm going to just make sure that there's nothing good here.

Another there was a an influencer and this is going to change the way you probably look at Every hotel room you stay. I don't know what this all

my gosh, I saw this, I refuse to watch it. gonna make me- Sh- This skank, did- I refuse to watch-

Yeah.

She comes up with a genius idea and he can't

I don't like it at No, okay. So hold on. Explain to everybody what she does.

This is her response.

She's an influencer and she's a travel influencer. She gave a fabulous tip that if you are ever, know, if you've got, if you've run out of socks or little dainty underpants while you're on your trip and you're at the motel.

Thanks for

No, this is genius. You put them in the coffee maker and then you turn on the water that would they get Sanitized by all the hot water pouring over the garments that you know have your smeg on them and you get the smeg off your garments and through the coffee I thought it was genius the the hotel that she was saying he didn't think it was so genius and they've sued her and They also put out notes to I think they put it on their hotel. Whatever it is put it on their social media pages

Not only have they changed out all the coffee makers in the rooms, but they've also the people that stayed there that particular week. They refunded their money. I don't know what she says in this one. it says there's some, says wake up. Singapore is original audio. don't know. I've not played it. I'll hit play if you want me to, but it's Instagram, which means I have to hit play and then go run up there and hit unmute.

All

Let's just move on. She's gross. That makes me. It's it's a gross. It is, you know what?

Is that not a genius idea? No.

He didn't say it's gross, is it genius or not?

People are so self-centered. And I don't care. There is a fine line. No, there's not a fine line. There is a clear line between MacGyver and narcissists.

How dare you?

Tell me it's not a genius idea.

It's not a genius idea! It's a self-centered, gross idea.

that does not make it not a genius idea.

Look at this guy. Look at this guy. This guy broke into a store and the owner got tired of people breaking in. And so he built a fake room that turned into a cell. So this guy thought he was escaping. It looked like an exit.

ask you the question.

What?

Is this real?

Yeah, happened on September 30, 2015. a little deal.

Yeah, mean technically this could be kidnapping so it could be a felony on tape, but you know

What are you, like the public defender?

No, because then again, I like to wash my underpants in the coffee maker. would do what do I know if I wore any

that you

That's This guy's in here all night he gets to the point where like He doesn't care how he's getting out of there. He just wants out there out of there.

Damn right. You ever punched anything hard like that?

While you're thinking about it, I did. I punched an Oak cabinet door, this hand, and I felt one, two, and three break. No.

bro. See, that sounds like something I would do. You know, there's somebody very mild mannered that you know, and I know that kicked the wall once and this individual's foot went through the wall and this individual had to repair the wall because me and her were renting it.

I would rather do that

You

Then and did this individual learn her lesson? I mean his lesson

This individual went on to become a preacher.

And preaches heavily on not putting your foot through walls.

It was college related. It was like a class related.

This is woman related.

she didn't like this class and she was very frustrated. And so she's like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kick a wall completely out of character. And then she had to go and repair the wall and add wallpaper on it too.

reason

Hit it.

Yeah.

it was.

And so me and this individual may or may not have been renting this house from my grandparents. Hey, what do think of this updated wallpaper that we decided to put in? We didn't do shit! That was all you.

I would have just duct taped it.

Let's see, I don't have any, I like to finish with like a feel good story, but I'm looking at the tabs that I have left here and nothing making me feel good. I got two artsy stories for you or two artsy videos for you. What do you got?

I'm trying to say.

I've got this one. It's a wharf if they put him on Starfleet Academy.

What are we doing here?

this show.

The Starfleet Academy has the first gay Klingon.

Which you would think if you noodle that out, that's surprising that's the first

Because they would kill him and eat him! Because it wouldn't frigging happen!

and stuff. Okay, hold on. I got two artsy videos and then I'm gonna leave everybody alone for their weekend because I gotta call my bank before they go home. Okay, look at this. Okay, I'm sorry. I ruined that one. Stop with the music. Look at that. Lincoln, right? Don't care for him.

I where you're gonna be now, because I heard the music.

I know I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I enough leave me alone. So look at it see this That's awesome, man

That's it took.

But isn't it impressive? I knew who it was going to be when I heard the music.

you can name that song in two notes apparently

Wouldn't have taken me that long, Kathie Lee.

She used to be on, name that tune. She was the singer. She was the, yeah. She and some dude that sat there. was a dude and then she would sing.

I didn't know that Cathy was ever associated with.

100 years ago. She was on the, it was the original name that tune. Wow. That's how old I am.

I used to love that show. I didn't know half the songs that they were playing. Why are you gay? What do mean why am I gay? You are gay. Okay, but... This is the part where Keith is like frantically looking for the tab that he's...

Really used to love that show then what?

I'm tap dancing all I can here and I've really I've got

Play another one of those gay things, would you?

my god

Gosh!

Hang on a second. You know what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm calling an audible. I'm going to play one thing. And I just sent this to Zeely before I went live. And I said, you have to watch this. This is why we love Norm MacDonald. Hold on. Hold on. This came up on my algorithm. I got it. I got it. This came up in my algorithm. And I was like, Zeely, this is comedy. This is comedy. This is how it used to be done. Norm MacDonald, RIP. so let me, I'll probably get flagged.

I meet somebody new, you know, this every day I meet somebody new

I is this a can your lips move sir let's try this again let's this again

Well so far Because the neighborly people you know But I think one neighbor interesting story, you that I this guy it just moved in, know next door to me So I'm one to meet the neighbors

You're like the Japanese

Yeah, because you know, so I I went over to the guy not your door next door to where I live and I say to the guy I said hey I'm your new neighbor, you know, and I said good to see you, know, nice to nice to run in Gia, you know, I welcome to the the neighborhood, you know, and the guy I said, what do you do for a living there, sir? You know, if you don't mind me asking, you know, what do you do for a living? I'm a I'm a nightclub comic. I tell the guy so he says to me he says I'm a I worked out of the University of

science there he says I'm a I'm a professor of logic so I says the guy says logic now what the hell is that I never heard tell of that he says well he says it's a kind of a pattern of syllogistic well he says it's hard to explain he says why don't I give you an example

That's a good school, by the way.

So I said, fair enough, why don't you do that? So the guy says, well, he says, let me ask you a question. He says, do you own a dog house? So I go, yes, I do. He says, well, then that means you probably have a dog. I said, yes. He says, well, that means you're likely to have a family if you have a dog. I said, yes, I do. He said, well, then that means you got the kids, you're married. I said, yes, yes, I am. He says, well, then you're a heterosexual man.

I said, yes sir, I am. He says, well, you see, that's logic there. I asked him simply from finding out you had a dog house. I made this series of inferences and I found that you're a heterosexual man simply from the fact that had a dog house. Well, I said, good God, isn't that something? So I said, well, I won't waste any more of your time there, neighbor. And I said, I'll see you. See you later. See you around.

I said, come on, come by one day and have a chicken with me. So anyways, I left. So I left. So I go to get a bus, you know, to the bus stop. And I walk down to the bus stop and I'm still thinking about this thing that happened to me, you know, and I'm standing at the bus and no bus coming at all, you know, five or six of us standing around and one guy lights up a cigarette there and he goes,

He goes, as soon as you light up a cigarette, the bus comes. he smokes the whole damn cigarette, no bus comes. So I said to the guy, well, that theory really worked, huh? And the guy goes, well, sometimes it works. Anyways, the guy goes, what's new with you? I go, well, I had an interesting thing happen to me today. I said, I met my neighbor. And he goes, yeah? I go, he had a hell of an interesting job. I said, he's a professor of logic down at the University of... Science.

And so the guy says, is that so? says, Professor of logic. He goes, what the hell is that logic? I said, well, it's a series of Scylla something or other. I said, I can't remember exactly, but I said, I'll give you an example if you want to hear an example. So the guy goes, all right, fair enough. So I said, let me ask you this. said, let me ask you a question. Do you own a dog house?

And the guy goes, no, I don't own a dog house. So I says, the guy says, yeah, you're one of them gays.

I'm so

Bye!

He's dead, you know.

I know I said this was we have feel-good ending like deal

What is that?

But that backfired. I'm going to go watch some OK Go videos. See you later. I miss you already. I'll see you Friday. Don't forget we're OK. He's gone. It's just you and me. How's everybody doing? to call my bank. Find out what nefarious thing has happened to my bank account. All right. Hey, have a great weekend. Thanks for hanging out. Brad's got like when I say Brad's gone.

I mean, Brad's got like, he's not down here in the bottom here, like listening in. So even though I have a message for him, he can't hear it. And he's not going to go back and watch this, but we're going to work very hard to get the Wednesday audio fixed. So help me. and I will say that, I had a fun interview with someone that I've recorded and what is so funny. I'll tell y'all because you know, you're in the club, you're hanging out here at the end of the damn Friday live stream.

When I recorded it that is before was it Mary Mary didn't you come up with wild card Wednesday? Did I'm right that was you right Mary? I think so I was calling it was I called Miscellaneous Wednesday or discovery Wednesday. That's where poor Wes had to go and change the button You know because I changed the title there because a genius idea because wild card just leaves it open for me to talk about whatever so anyway, so you actually hear me when I recorded this interview

couple weeks ago. That's when I said, welcome to Discovery Wednesday, everybody. So anyway, Wildcard Wednesday, I got a fun interview recorded for you. But before that, it will be Brad and I hanging out with his what the, Wednesday, don't forget to follow him at real brad stags, the daily mojo.com. He does this thing over there. We'll be back live on Wednesday at 3pm Eastern. Thank you, Mary. Yes, I knew it was you.

And until then, please share this show. Remember, it's a one-person project. You got to tell somebody about this. Go like, subscribe, rate, review, all that fun stuff. Hopefully, I have money still in the bank. I hope I still have the $12 that I left in there last time I checked my account balance. Anyway, have a great weekend. Appreciate all of you. Take care. Be safe. Thanks for hanging out with us.