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The phrase, "I've got a secret," means
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that someone has information that is not
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known to others and is intended to be
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kept hidden or shared only with a select
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few, which obviously implies that the
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information is of great value.
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I'm going to ask a question that is
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primarily aimed at my European
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listeners, those in the UK in
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particular.
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Let's say you were offered what many
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might consider to be the opportunity of
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a lifetime.
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You could relocate being given a fairly
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substantial cash bonus and guaranteed
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citizenship within 90 days, assuming
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you're not a homicidal maniac or
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unrepentant repeat felon to Australia.
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How's that sound, mate?
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Stew on that for a bit while visions of
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vitam sandwiches dance in your head.
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We'll get back to it in a bit. Now, the
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reason for this question is I am well
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aware of all the social and economic
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turmoil taking place not just in the UK,
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but as I said, several other cities
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throughout Europe as well.
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I don't want to go on endlessly about
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the many causes of all this
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socioeconomic
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as well as culture clash. I simply want
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to say this.
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Historically speaking, you have one of
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two choices. You can have some kind of
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bloody and violent social conflict or
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you can leave. It's that simple.
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Please don't try to suggest any more of
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that weak ass, woke ass compromising.
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Europe's been through 40 years of that
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plating bollocks that has gotten Europe
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and the UK in particular into the
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current social and economic nightmare
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you have to endure now and every day.
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Having said that,
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I'm not suggesting or advocating a
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bloody or violent social conflict.
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But this is not for any pacifist
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ideological reasons. I mean, you know,
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pacifism is an interesting subject, but
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in reality, it'll get you [ __ ]
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killed.
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It's for the sake of reason itself
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because the history of violent
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revolutions,
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regardless of how just and
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well-intentioned
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those that set those revolutions into
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motion, ended up being nightmares in
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themselves.
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The extremely bloody French Revolution
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being a perfect example of how the road
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to hell is paved with good intentions.
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Just a quick question. Just wondering if
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you had been thinking over that
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relocation to Australia proposal I
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mentioned earlier because I'm getting
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back to it very soon.
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So, speaking of good intentions, I don't
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want to insult your intelligence by
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giving you word for word instructions.
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So here's a very brief example from my
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personal life I hope will effectively
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illustrate the point.
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I once had relatives who I eventually
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came to know and eventually despised
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because they were users borish and
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uncoup.
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That was their good traits. I tried
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subtly and eventually not so subtly
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to get them out of my living space, my
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home. Sounding familiar?
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Then it finally came to me. I simply
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analyzed all the reasons they were
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sticking around. So I made the
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environment so horrible, so very
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unpleasant for them that they simply
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left. and most importantly perhaps they
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never even tried to be interlopers into
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my home and my life again. The simple
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fact is when the water becomes
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absolutely undrinkable
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and the environment so inhospitable,
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you won't have to engage in any
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violence. And you won't have to flee
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from your own town or your own city or
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your own damn country because they will.
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Now, back to the Australian relocation
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office. What did you think? Does it
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sound like something you might even
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remotely be interested in?
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Look, I know it was an extremely broad
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question. Much of your answer would
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certainly depend on several personal
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factors such as your age and stage of
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life, career, future plans, etc., etc.
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But I would seriously like to hear from
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you. So you can give me your thoughts
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and you can contact me anytime via my
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website contact link at the
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nestbansshow.com/aboutc
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contact.
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Just remember I'm not expecting or
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looking for any kind of serious
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analytical work on this. You're not
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signing a contract to buy the damn farm
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here. This is just meant to be a light,
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general, nonanalytical response. So,
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just relax and have some fun with it.
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Until next time, this is Ernest and
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that's all I've got
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for today.
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