We're talking Supernatural Season 7, Episode 1 - Liz introduces a game about weapons used to hurt Gods. She presents various weapons, including the Lance of Renewal, the Shield of Faith, the Stone, the Harp of Harmony, and the Sword of the Spirit. Diana guesses which weapons are real or made up.

The key moments in this episode are:

00:00:00 - Introduction,

00:01:01 - Amazon Prime Day,

00:06:17 - Beach Getaway and Harry Potter Coffee Shop,

00:08:12 - BBQ Stop in Lockhart,

00:11:49 - Season 7 of Supernatural,

00:14:52 - Sam and Dean's encounter with Castiel,

00:15:56 - Castiel's punishment and Sam's condition,

00:16:59 - Castiel's smite frenzy,

00:17:48 - Dean's car trouble and Bobby's update,

00:21:07 - Sam's eerie experiences and the church scene,

00:29:12 - Introduction and Crowley's Plan,

00:30:31 - Castiel's Need for Help,

00:31:26 - Sam's Encounter and Bobby's Concern,

00:32:01 - Dean's Focus on Baby and Bobby's Research,

00:33:58 - Weapons to Hurt Gods - The Game,

00:45:09 - Taking on Cass and the Plan to Bind Death,

00:46:09 - Conspiring Against Cass,

00:47:25 - Cass's Appearance and Mysterious Sores,

00:49:18 - Delivery from Hell and the Spell to Bind Death,

00:53:58 - Binding Death and Cass's Revelation,

01:00:17 - The Confrontation with Death,

01:01:05 - The Plan to Put Castiel Back in Purgatory,

01:03:30 - Dean's Despair,

01:04:41 - Castiel's Massacre and Sam's Encounter with Lucifer,

01:09:41 - Castiel's Transformation and Leviathan Takeover,

01:15:11 - Things Are the Same but Different,

01:15:23 - Cheers,

01:15:34 - About Devil's Trap Podcast,

01:15:59 - Conclusion,

01:16:18 - The Afterlife,

If you're feeling frustrated and disappointed because you've been watching Supernatural but haven't been able to fully appreciate the humor and playful dialogue, then you are not alone!

In this episode, you will be able to:

• Dive into how Amazon Prime Day live streaming events are revolutionizing the influencer market.
• Experience the charm and draw of extraordinary themed cafes and barbecue spots dotted around Texas.
• Explore the differing viewpoints circling the web about Season 7 of Supernatural.
• Break down a chosen Supernatural episode, shedding light on the significant plot developments and character interplays.
• Delight in a humorous critique of memorable dialogue and actions from a Supernatural transcript.

A Harry Potter themed coffee shop has the potential to be fucking lame. It is not so cool. So well done. - Diana

The resources mentioned in this episode are:

• Check out the Devil's Trap podcast for the latest episode featuring Diana and Liz.
• Learn more about Amazon Prime Day and the influencers who are live streaming deals on the platform.
• Visit the Coffee Mug in Corpus Christi, a Harry Potter themed coffee shop with delicious coffee.
• Try the mouth-watering barbecue at Black's Barbecue in Lockhart, Texas.
• Don't miss the song Slow Ride by Fog Hat, featured in the recap of this episode.
• Explore the Supernatural Wiki for more information on the season seven episode Meet the New Boss.
• Stay tuned for upcoming episodes of the Devil's Trap podcast, where they'll dive into more Supernatural content.

Bitch:

Oh my god, you're bewitched.

Jerk:

Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana.

Bitch:

Are you named Samantha?

Jerk:

That's Samantha.

Bitch:

I didn't know that you could do your nose like that. It was great. She can wiggle her nose. It's pretty

Jerk:

I can

Bitch:

great.

Jerk:

flare my nostrils real well too.

Bitch:

No, no, I can't. I can't. I don't have that kind of dexterity in my nose. But I'm Liz. So, and she's not Samantha. She's Diana.

Jerk:

Yeah, and this week we are back with season seven, episode one, Meet the New Boss.

Bitch:

made the new boss. Yep. And so this day we were just talking about time and I just realized I'm about to date this because it was gonna say like, what I've been up to today is my bit that I want to talk about was how much I'm laughing at the Amazon Prime girls and guys like the Schiller's. I don't know. So this is a thing that I did not know was a thing until today. So today's Amazon Prime day. And so get Jeff Bezos like giving money off of my shit for saying that. I don't know. But so there are these people who basically influencers who are shilling Amazon products like it's QVC and they can get followers in all likes. Basically there is a person or persons and they're

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

live streaming. I think they're

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

all live streaming. I don't think any of it's recorded, but it could be recorded. But it seems like I think they're all live streaming because they're talking back and forth to the audience. So it's like a webcam or whatever.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And the audience is there like while they're talking about, oh, like sometimes they're revealing like a deal. Like, oh, we have like a deal of the day that's just for now for the next few hours. Or it's just like, oh, I really like the this portable fan. It's on sale for thirty dollars today.

Jerk:

Let me demonstrate it on my TikTok or something.

Bitch:

Yeah, but it's on Amazon is directly on the site. So while you're watching it, you can just go and buy it. So it's just like watching them and they're like, hey, like, but they're also like very excited for Prime Day. They're like, they're like all jumping up and down. They're telling everybody like happy Prime Day. There was somebody that was talking about like a prime baby because it was born last year on Prime Day. And so like it was like, it's a prime baby. We love a prime baby. Like it's a thing that they've talked about before.

Jerk:

I'm uncomfortable with that.

Bitch:

It's very like I feel. Did you see the circle? Did you ever see that maybe

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

like, but you know, I'm

Jerk:

Wait.

Bitch:

talking about, it's basically like the social media idea of, you know, like people being run by likes and whatever, but

Jerk:

Yes,

Bitch:

it's just like

Jerk:

the movie.

Bitch:

the old.

Jerk:

No, wasn't there a TV show called The Circle Two?

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

I don't know. I'm confused.

Bitch:

I don't know,

Jerk:

I didn't

Bitch:

but

Jerk:

watch

Bitch:

it's just

Jerk:

that.

Bitch:

like, like the ultimate, like capitalism of like the future, right? It's just like,

Jerk:

Which

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

mean,

Bitch:

and you

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

buy,

Jerk:

love it.

Bitch:

you like it, but it's like

Jerk:

But.

Bitch:

QBC, but it's different.

Jerk:

Yeah, yeah. I intentionally so I looked at my local newscaster that does a lot of he's syndicated to it, does a lot of like the. deals and he's a consumer reporter and I like him a lot. His name is Steve Noviello. There's my shout out. And he's really funny, but he has he like was tracking all like the super deals. So instead of me actually going to Amazon, I was just going through all of his posts on social media about like all the things that were popping up that he thought were noteworthy. And I was like, I'm not going to do it. And I actually went to Amazon a couple of times, but I intentionally did not spend time on there because I know I would buy some shit they don't fucking need. And I succeeded.

Bitch:

I need everything

Jerk:

You

Bitch:

I need

Jerk:

need

Bitch:

to consume.

Jerk:

you need things that's different.

Bitch:

I need to consume like it does. I need to consume my vacuum. Like, no, I already consumed a vacuum. I'm very expensive. Want to be spoke. It actually has to be spoke. It's title. It is the vacuum that is meant to be seen, but it's fucking awesome. It's cordless and like it just charges like you just like drop it in there and it charges and then it just has a little button and you can just like takes your waist. So it just like empties it out. Like, and then I don't know what you do with it at the end. Like you still have to take it out of the thing that empties out in, but like, I guess you can hold, empty it out longer. I don't know. Maybe a robot like jumps out of it and then like, like throws it away or something. I don't know. But it's really lightweight and like so it's really good for like, you know, like around the cat litter box You know,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

like when she's like, you know, I have flung my thing my kitty litter as far as I can for no

Jerk:

You've right.

Bitch:

fucking reason You know So it's like really easy to like carry around stairs and stuff, but it's bespoke the vacuum that's

Jerk:

Bespoke

Bitch:

meant to be

Jerk:

vacuum.

Bitch:

seen

Jerk:

Sounds like a SNL bit.

Bitch:

It really does. Like, I don't know. I'm sure it's got like Wi Fi, I'm gonna start hacking out like all my stuff in here. But anyways,

Jerk:

Ahhhh...

Bitch:

that's the I'm just like, it's, it's just this very bizarre thing that I didn't I did not because they've had this is existed, right? This is not a new thing. They were all very well into this and all the people that were following it like were, and they're like, Oh, you can join the chat and like, it will display your full fucking name. I'm like, No, thank you, sir. Like,

Jerk:

Pass.

Bitch:

But can you give me like a funny avatar? Can I look a bunny? Like, what can we like, pretty soon you know this is just gonna be like metaverse shit, right? And you're just gonna be like in a VR land with these influencers just like

Jerk:

Ugh.

Bitch:

buying their wares there.

Jerk:

Ugh, so weird. So weird.

Bitch:

The future is here.

Jerk:

Whereas I do things in real life. I'm just kidding. Um,

Bitch:

So what is going on with you?

Jerk:

yeah. Oh, you know, got to, got a nice little getaway around the 4th of July to the beach for a couple of days, the Texas coast. And, uh, we did stop at, um, which was just, you know, chill on the beach with the bam, nothing crazy earthshaking. But, uh, on the way back, uh, babe and I did stop at first in Corpus Christi, there's a coffee shop called Coffee Mug. with two G's as in

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

muggle.

Bitch:

really good. The pictures were amazing.

Jerk:

And I had heard about it on Instagram, a friend of mine saw it and like some posts that got shared, she sent it to me because she knows I love my Harry Potter shit. And we went in there and all we did, we were kind of in a hurry, but we did detour to go there, get a cup of coffee to go and bail. But they a Harry Potter themed coffee shop has like the potential to be fucking lame. I say that being a massive fan. It is not. So cool, so well done. It's not like copycatty. It's very, very thought out. And it really was a cool vibe. So shout out to the coffee mug in Corpus Christi if you were in that town. Strong recommend, or if you're passing through. Really, really cute spot. Super freaking nice people. And the coffee was bomb, I'm just saying. They didn't, they don't have a lot of like foods. They had a couple pastries and some like little snack things, but. The coffee I had was delicious and I was just really impressed with how they did it. It was kind of a cool little neighborhood that was in, reminded me kind of the side of town I live in Dallas, the kind of transitional Oak Cliffy kind of vibe a little bit, like got some boutiques but also still very

Bitch:

Boozy.

Jerk:

authentic. What? No, no, not that part.

Bitch:

Bougie Redneck.

Jerk:

No, it was a little bit more. a lot of older latin-owned businesses but and then and we got to stop in Lockhart and eat at Black's barbecue which is the

Bitch:

Lockhart, the new Austin.

Jerk:

Huh?

Bitch:

Lockhart's the new Austin.

Jerk:

Oh yeah,

Bitch:

Did you

Jerk:

it's

Bitch:

see any of the

Jerk:

poppin'.

Bitch:

stickers that say don't go Austin-ing my Lockhart?

Jerk:

I did not, but I'm not surprised.

Bitch:

Damn it. I can't believe I wish you'd found someone taking some pictures. Oh, you should

Jerk:

They

Bitch:

have gone

Jerk:

had a

Bitch:

by

Jerk:

farmer's

Bitch:

the Christian.

Jerk:

market that had goats.

Bitch:

Oh, damn it. The Christian Orthodox thing was like, Oh man, I wish I know and I would have, you would have been on a recon mission. God damn it.

Jerk:

Sorry.

Bitch:

But yeah, Black says, Black says really good barbecue. Yes,

Jerk:

It is. Well,

Bitch:

it

Jerk:

we thought

Bitch:

is.

Jerk:

we were just going to be able to grab something to go. We actually had time enough to sit and eat there, which is nice. It's like what the longest running family owned barbecue spot in Texas or something like that, like by one family. I don't know

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

something.

Bitch:

know. Is that the one that my brother is in? I think that's the one my brother is on Netflix, like in going to, I

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

think.

Jerk:

thought, I think

Bitch:

Right.

Jerk:

it was snows,

Bitch:

No, it's snucks or snows or snows,

Jerk:

I think snow,

Bitch:

snows.

Jerk:

snows,

Bitch:

I don't know.

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

They're going to kick me out of Texas. I don't

Jerk:

But yeah,

Bitch:

know.

Jerk:

so.

Bitch:

All the barbers like all the barbecue is the same until you find like the best one. And then once you have the really good one, like I've had the best barbecue. Like, I think you had it like you had the barbecue at my dad's service. Like.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was

Bitch:

That's it. Yeah,

Jerk:

fucking

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

flum.

Bitch:

I can't like, you can't go back. Like

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

you just

Jerk:

you can't. It's

Bitch:

and

Jerk:

hard

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

to eat mediocre barbecue after that.

Bitch:

and other than that, like all barbecue is fine. Like it's fine

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

unless it's bad. Like, it's like it's got to be really bad to be bad barbecue.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

that's true.

Bitch:

it's like pizza, right? Like you got like

Jerk:

But you also got to know you also got to know your audience because like so we're in Texas, obviously. So when you get barbecue, you get fucking brisket. We

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

do beef

Bitch:

I get the

Jerk:

right.

Bitch:

Texas Trinity, you know,

Jerk:

Well.

Bitch:

I get, so that's generally brisket, sausage, and then pork ribs

Jerk:

Right, but I mean like,

Bitch:

or beef

Jerk:

but our,

Bitch:

ribs, depending

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

on

Jerk:

our,

Bitch:

who say it. But yeah, I

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

mean.

Jerk:

But our focus is beef typically. And then if

Bitch:

Moocouse.

Jerk:

you go to, if you go to, like if you're in the Carolinas or in, you know, Tennessee, you get, you can try their beef, but you're probably gonna tend towards pork. It's just better

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

pork

Bitch:

all,

Jerk:

barbecue,

Bitch:

it

Jerk:

cause that's

Bitch:

all just,

Jerk:

what,

Bitch:

it's.

Jerk:

that's what they, that's regional. That's how it

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

works.

Bitch:

it's apples and oranges. And

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

totally,

Bitch:

I get very

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

annoyed,

Jerk:

different.

Bitch:

like, especially like, it's like, it's a dude thing too, like, I think it's

Jerk:

argue

Bitch:

a testosterone,

Jerk:

about barbecue.

Bitch:

like, like it works. They'd be like, Oh, like this barbecue is better than that. Barb and I was like, they're both good. Like,

Jerk:

They're just different.

Bitch:

I'm not going to be mad at either of them. Like I will eat both of them happily.

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

no, like, and one day I'm going to want one and one day I'm going to want the other and I'm going to want like to, you know, like, I don't care. Like

Jerk:

and mixing it

Bitch:

there's,

Jerk:

up.

Bitch:

there's room for, for all your barbecue.

Jerk:

all the barbecue

Bitch:

all

Jerk:

as

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

long

Bitch:

barbecue.

Jerk:

as it's not bad barbecue we're good with all the barbecue

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

types.

Bitch:

And you know what bad barbecue is? Dickies, I'm looking at you. But even sometimes Dickies is fine

Jerk:

Sometimes

Bitch:

because

Jerk:

you

Bitch:

they

Jerk:

just

Bitch:

have fried

Jerk:

it's

Bitch:

okra.

Jerk:

yeah, you can just deal with it. It's okay.

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

Throw enough

Bitch:

And it's

Jerk:

sauce

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

on that

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

bitch.

Bitch:

can just

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

throw

Jerk:

fine.

Bitch:

it. Yeah. Whatever, that is an excuse for me to eat like sugar and barbecue sauce and

Jerk:

Oh, so

Bitch:

fried

Jerk:

much

Bitch:

okra.

Jerk:

sugar. Yeah. Oh, man. But

Bitch:

Put

Jerk:

yes,

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

with

Jerk:

know

Bitch:

some

Jerk:

it was

Bitch:

pickles

Jerk:

a nice.

Bitch:

and some onions.

Jerk:

Right. But it was a nice little stop back. And then, you know, you know me, I'm always catching some music.

Bitch:

I was catching some music like you caught a sunburn. Sorry.

Jerk:

I did too. I did that. Caught a sunburn and then caught a show. There you go.

Bitch:

Better than catching something else.

Jerk:

Oh yeah, that's pretty I'm sure. Yeah, that's about it. About

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

cool. All right. Well, let's get to going to go and get a

Jerk:

Yeah, we

Bitch:

get

Jerk:

digressed

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

a bit on

Bitch:

get

Jerk:

the barbecue.

Bitch:

a rambling get a get a moseying. All right. So this episode so we are we are now diving into season seven.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

I have Warren Diana that some people I believe I know some people who are listening this is strongly of your opinion. This is the worst season of Supernatural. I do not agree because I think there are enough standalone episodes in the season that are amazing

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

and characters that will be introduced that have t-shirts that I've been waiting to wear in my closet. So yeah, that's what I'll say about season seven and just kind of spoilering it, not spoilering it, but giving the heads up for the ride we're about to go on. All right, you

Jerk:

noted.

Bitch:

ready?

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Alright, so this was meet the new boss and according to the supernatural wiki, that was a lyric from the song won't get fooled again by the who I don't know this because I particularly like the who I'm not a mod. So but the lyric apparently is meet the new boss same as the old boss in that song is widely known as the theme music for the TV series CSI Miami, which is what was

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

being parented back in changing channels. So

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

I think I had just made like, yeah, I think I was, I have no idea what I was doing. Then do you.

Jerk:

I was trying to think. I don't know.

Bitch:

I know I'd moved back to say, I think I just moved back to San Antonio. I think I was in grad school for cyber security. I think that's what was happening. But anyhow, this was directed

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

by Phil, our favorite Nuni suit wearing Phil Scritia and written by Sarah Gamble. And it was also, I think, heavily influenced by Kripke, apparently was hanging around the studios and all, you know, all the other people that have say's into to how this goes. Right. And obviously they don't shoot these out of order. And that was because there is a Jensen directed episode coming up that they wanted to prep for. So.

Jerk:

Boom.

Bitch:

Yeah. So we get to start off too with, you know, our nice little recap on the, I always enjoy a new song and a recap.

Jerk:

Yeah, this time we got Slow Ride by Foghat.

Bitch:

How much fog hack do you listen to? Like, none.

Jerk:

None.

Bitch:

Yeah. I couldn't even tell you that was fog hat. Let me know. All right. Fog hat.

Jerk:

Heheheheh

Bitch:

And, but they do. We actually really needed this recap because it really is a pickup, right? We're

Jerk:

It

Bitch:

picking

Jerk:

is a pickup

Bitch:

up

Jerk:

because

Bitch:

from where

Jerk:

this

Bitch:

we're left.

Jerk:

episode just starts back with exactly where the last season ended. So it's really good to have that.

Bitch:

Hey, by the way, this is what we're talking about

Jerk:

Where

Bitch:

here.

Jerk:

were we? Oh, yeah.

Bitch:

And we were at meal before Todd.

Jerk:

Yeah. Because Castiel wants Bobby Sam and Dean to kneel before him. So Bobby does. And Sam and Dean are kind of like, OK, I guess we're going to. But Castiel is like, no, don't do it because you don't really mean it.

Bitch:

And it's true, nobody likes lip service. It's just not the same. And he was like, and you just fear me. That's not the same thing as respect. I'm like, well, you know,

Jerk:

or love.

Bitch:

sometimes, you know, but sometimes it's all you need.

Jerk:

And Sam's like wants to talk to Cat Trout like, oh, but cats. And he's like, you literally just tried to stab me in the back or you literally did stab me in the back. So, nope, you all need to go. But Dean's like, no, we still need to talk. And he's like, no, the cat's you knew is gone. So I'm sorry, bro. I'm not going to kill you because you're just a brave little aunt. But you are. So you're not going to move against me, even though you're once my favorite pets.

Bitch:

until you tried to bite me, which is like a very intense, like it's a very intense metaphor. But he is also letting them live in his kingdom as long as they don't piss him off. And the Salem just looks completely fucked up at this point, right? And Cass is just being kind of petty. And he's like, no, I won't fix him. I could have, but I won't. You didn't stand down. Meh, meh,

Jerk:

Mm-mm.

Bitch:

meh. I'm gonna just flap away. Meow.

Jerk:

Poof, poof, flap out. But then Sam's nose starts bleeding and he falls on the ground and he's having hell flashbacks

Bitch:

The

Jerk:

again.

Bitch:

flames, the flames.

Jerk:

So many flames. So this is bad. This is not good.

Bitch:

No,

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

and neither is what we're doing. We put the cast in heaven and he's monologuing. Oh no. Oh

Jerk:

Such

Bitch:

no,

Jerk:

a monologue.

Bitch:

not a monologue.

Jerk:

Nope. So basically anybody that stood with Raphael against Castiel has to face punishment. And everyone else, uh, needs to know that father left a long time ago and I was wrong about free will. So you need a firm hand. I'll be your father. You need a father. You be obedient children.

Bitch:

on, I'm gonna be your angel daddy. Who's your angel daddy? Who's

Jerk:

Angel

Bitch:

your

Jerk:

Daddy.

Bitch:

angel daddy? And if you're not obedient, you're gonna end up like all these dead angels. What the fuck?

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And then you just show like he just went on a little smite frenzy.

Jerk:

Yeah, he killed a lot of angels. It was messy.

Bitch:

It is messy, but also really pretty because it's just a bunch of like people with black wings, like drawn around them. And I'm just, it's just aesthetically, I like black wings. So

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

it looks nice.

Jerk:

it was a very aesthetically pleasing but shocking scene.

Bitch:

It was.

Jerk:

So,

Bitch:

Oh, Angel Daddy.

Jerk:

well, Dean is in baby trying to figure out how to pop the roof back out after it rolled over.

Bitch:

with

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

his

Jerk:

actually

Bitch:

feet.

Jerk:

a really well shot intro because it's like they do a whole like camera flip around on him because he's obviously right side up. Like he's in the car is right side up. He's trying to pop the ceiling out, but it's shot as if he's upset. It's just really well shot.

Bitch:

One, guy working on a car, always hot. Two, wearing I the Tiger t-shirt, also hot. Three, you can't fix the roof with your feet, Jensen. Like, good try. Like, I don't think that's gonna work, babe. I just don't think.

Jerk:

Well, you're correct. It did not. And so Bobby shows up and tells it with beer, duh. And it's like, you're working on a car. It's like a rule, I think.

Bitch:

I think so.

Jerk:

And tells him that Sam is still under. So now we know whatever Sam fell out from back in the lab, he's still unconscious. But they're trying to, basically Bobby's been researching and they call Casiel Godpart do, which I was amused by. And they're like, yeah, we can try to find him, but we don't really know how to find him. And if we do, what the fuck do we do with him? Which

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

is a reasonable question.

Bitch:

Jerk:

Mm?

Bitch:

Sam wakes up, no matter what shapes he's in, well, we're going to guide him back to like. I just expected him to start like, you know, like throw on his little skully cap and just like

Jerk:

Start dancing.

Bitch:

Start dancing or like pop by a spinach can or something

Jerk:

I was talking about Newsies the other day. I'm gonna make Dave watch this end. Anyways.

Bitch:

Apparently it's actually there was listening to a podcast on the newspaper strike and apparently news has some quite accurate things in it.

Jerk:

funny.

Bitch:

I also remember being with a friend and us going to IMDB and Googling the age, basically checking the ages of the actors to make sure that they we were not being weird pedophiles Being attracted to some of the gentlemen in that film who were

Jerk:

Oh.

Bitch:

who were above 18

Jerk:

And I was I mean, I watched it when I was really young and I was

Bitch:

Well, that's the

Jerk:

totally

Bitch:

thing, like,

Jerk:

in love

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

with

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

Christian

Bitch:

have...

Jerk:

Bale then and he was definitely older than I was then. So, I mean, when the movie

Bitch:

Yes,

Jerk:

came out,

Bitch:

definitely

Jerk:

so it's fine.

Bitch:

the pre-Thor Christian fail. No, that was like a cushion veil. Yeah, as a young, budding young lady, Newsies did a lot for me.

Jerk:

It was fantastic. I want to see the musical. It's a touring musical now. I haven't seen it in Broadway. I want to see it. There we go. All right. Back to it. Oh, all right. So we've got Sam is awake in the house and he has a headache, but he's like, sure, yeah, I'm kind of OK. Hmm.

Bitch:

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Jerk:

But no one wants to solve this, because as we know, the Winchester brothers are not good at delving into issues and solving them sometimes when it's personal like that. Like, Oh, no, do we need to figure out why this is happening or why you're okay? No, no,

Bitch:

Nope, just gonna work on my car. Just gonna

Jerk:

it's fine.

Bitch:

work on my car, it's

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

fine,

Jerk:

fine.

Bitch:

it's fine.

Jerk:

It's fine. It's fine. But Sam starts having this weird feeling like something is like watching him or following him and lingers back. And it's real creepy. And I don't like it.

Bitch:

There's ominous music too, to like make it worse.

Jerk:

I like

Bitch:

Yep.

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

And then we're just gonna cut to a church and the culture war that never ends. It was like

Jerk:

The

Bitch:

it

Jerk:

Lady

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

of Serenity Church says, believe in God. He walks among us. Oh, foretelling maybe.

Bitch:

If we're telling,

Jerk:

Hmm

Bitch:

is he on a tortilla? Okay, maybe I'm getting hungry, I'm just on a tortilla.

Jerk:

So we've got a preacher. It's very, very Westboro-y. That's how

Bitch:

Yes,

Jerk:

I would describe

Bitch:

I think

Jerk:

it,

Bitch:

there's,

Jerk:

the messaging.

Bitch:

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

seeing the season.

Jerk:

Okay. Yeah. And the minister was talking about homosexuality and pop culture, blah, blah. And they're gonna picket weddings and funerals because they're not nice people.

Bitch:

Uh, yep, yep. But Cassey comes in and he's just like, you know, I'm completely indifferent to sexual orientation, but

Jerk:

Which is funny,

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

hate

Jerk:

love that.

Bitch:

hypocrites.

Jerk:

Like you, Reverend, tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me. Oh shit, oh

Bitch:

also

Jerk:

shit.

Bitch:

like, but I'm

Jerk:

Somebody,

Bitch:

also...

Jerk:

I want somebody in the back to go, world star.

Bitch:

But I'm just like, okay, so like, I just don't understand, like, how you can go to any of these churches, like anytime anybody yells about this, you know, his genitals have been somewhere they haven't been. This is just a running theme. But you know, like, why are you surprised? But, you know, like Cass has like got an idea of what he's gonna do and he's getting kind of mean.

Jerk:

Yeah, he

Bitch:

going

Jerk:

is.

Bitch:

a little far he's going he's

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

taking punishment to uh to the vengeance

Jerk:

What

Bitch:

level

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

i guess

Jerk:

it? Yeah, he who lies in my name shall choke on his own false tongue and his poisonous words shall betray him.

Bitch:

So one thing I didn't like look up or know, and I probably should have is whether or not that's an actual quote from the Bible or that is like, because I want to know is that the Bible of cast or is that you know, the Judeo Christian Bible that's coming from right? I know. But anyways, he makes

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

a guy choke on his tongue.

Jerk:

Yeah, it's quite a scene. And he just turns to leave and he starts hearing a voice in his head. So he calling his name and he puts his hand on the pew and burns a big old burn mark in that pew, which is way more impressive than like the toast that people usually have of God. So I was like, that's kind of cool for

Bitch:

It

Jerk:

him to leave them.

Bitch:

looks like the pews of the haunted hospital it was in last week. I won't lie. That's what

Jerk:

Creepy.

Bitch:

they look like, you know. But...

Jerk:

But the cool thing is, stained glass is so cool. Except... I have a complaint.

Bitch:

You have a complaint about the stained glass. Well, anyways,

Jerk:

Well, so

Bitch:

they,

Jerk:

it's Jesus on the stained glass.

Bitch:

yeah, there's some former Jesus, yeah.

Jerk:

So, well, it's a depiction

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

of...

Bitch:

don't know what it was. It was some like, I didn't look to see like it was a dude with long brown hair. I didn't like to see if he had a flock or anything.

Jerk:

commonly accepted. It was assumed by me as a viewer

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

to be

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

Jesus.

Bitch:

was like, I don't know, it could be Moses, it could be an angel, it could be

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

guess.

Bitch:

saint. Like, I don't know, there's a lot of things that are on Catholic people's windows.

Jerk:

Catholic here, but yes, I see. I know

Bitch:

I guess

Jerk:

Catholics

Bitch:

that wasn't

Jerk:

are

Bitch:

Catholic,

Jerk:

no

Bitch:

but there's just

Jerk:

mm-hmm

Bitch:

a lot of things in Windows!

Jerk:

There are but either way so as Cass comes out of his burning the pew moment He looks back up and the stained glass has changed and now it's Cass and stained glass

Bitch:

Okay, so what's your complaint?

Jerk:

Well, if it was Jesus, Castiel is not supposed to be Jesus, and that would be a very

Bitch:

Well, he's

Jerk:

different

Bitch:

good,

Jerk:

thing.

Bitch:

but he's like, I don't know, he's like, whatever. He

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

fine.

Bitch:

wanted to have his face. Like he just wanted to be on glass. So.

Jerk:

Don't we all?

Bitch:

Don't we all just want to have our faces like on staying? Oh my god, that'd be so cool. Like there is a in the Museum of Pop Culture in Seattle, they have all these really cool Dracula stained glass things. It's all like very vampire themed like

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

they had anything I don't really did one for Buffy but like, I just Yeah, I want vampire themed stained glass. All right, so stained glass looks like him and now we're gonna cut to Sam.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

who's not

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

doing

Jerk:

Sam's.

Bitch:

so well.

Jerk:

No, he's not. He's looking for stuff. But he starts hearing and seeing things in the whole basement at Bobby's turns to red lighting and it looks very hellish. And he's totally freaking out. Sees meat hooks hanging from the ceiling. Then Bobby's there and.

Bitch:

He's like a weird metal video. And like, he just like keeps like seeing like some like, like terrible dancing video or something like, happy

Jerk:

Ha!

Bitch:

in the background. And when Bobby comes in though, he's got this pipe in his hand and it's like, I love watching

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

him

Jerk:

I think

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

it was

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

a ratchet I think it was a ratchet

Bitch:

whatever he's just like, kind of like that, like at the air, he's like that. And Bobby's like, what the fuck? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

Jerk:

Yeah, it's not good. Not good. So Bobby realizes that Sam's having a flashback. But we've got news about Castiel on CBA News. We've got 200 religious leaders have now been killed. And there's a map on the television news. And they're talking about how different

Bitch:

These

Jerk:

churches,

Bitch:

little pictures are churches.

Jerk:

little pictures of churches all over the US.

Bitch:

What the fuck?

Jerk:

Churches in Vatican

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

are

Bitch:

love

Jerk:

investigating

Bitch:

it!

Jerk:

this act of God. And we get one of the women from the church that where we saw earlier gets interviewed and describes Pastiel with no beard, no robe. He was young and sexy in a raincoat.

Bitch:

Sexy raincoat wearing God.

Jerk:

Huh.

Bitch:

Uh, but then it'll be cut to Dean working on the car, which is also sexy.

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

And

Jerk:

listening

Bitch:

it

Jerk:

to news radio, which I think is sexy because

Bitch:

was just

Jerk:

I'm a

Bitch:

also

Jerk:

dork.

Bitch:

sexy. Um, well, he can be listening to radio or podcasts, whatever.

Jerk:

Very good podcast. That's

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

cool.

Bitch:

yeah. And so, but now it says that he has been targeted the leaders of white supremacist organizations and the KKK have been forced to disband, which is also sexy.

Jerk:

Yeah, no one's mad at that. No one's mad at that. He's

Bitch:

And that's exactly what he says. You're just like, what?

Jerk:

like, eh, not mad at that one. And then we've got, the newest one is something about the loss of a group of new age motivational speakers of some kind.

Bitch:

for the Center for Vibrational Enlightenment. Oh, damn, so wellness industry is going down. Fuck y'all.

Jerk:

Yeah, and

Bitch:

God

Jerk:

so...

Bitch:

damn parasites. All right, so,

Jerk:

Well.

Bitch:

Motival Spacers, yeah, so, or, you know, my future job is like being burned up.

Jerk:

There you go. But but Dean's kind of like, Oh, I'm not sure the new cast gets irony any better than the old cast. But he's also like, look, Castiel wouldn't the old Castiel would not smite Madison Square Garden just to prove a point. He's definitely off the deep end, which is accurate. This is not the path. So

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

Sam's

Bitch:

don't

Jerk:

like.

Bitch:

miss the garden man like I saw like Motley Crue there

Jerk:

Thanks for watching!

Bitch:

I saw some hockey there like the gardens got him saying you know.

Jerk:

Well, Sam's like, look, we just need to go talk to him. Uh, and Dean's like, Nope, we're going to just stay out of his way. We don't know that person anymore. He lied to us and he used us done.

Bitch:

This is so relationship-y though. It's just like, uh-uh. He's like, I have wasted enough energy of my, enough of like my time and my energy have been gone to Cass. It is like, he's toxic and he is gonna stay over there and I'm just gonna work on my distraction, which is this car. Now you're gonna come help me with

Jerk:

Oh

Bitch:

this fucking

Jerk:

gosh.

Bitch:

car.

Jerk:

Sure.

Bitch:

And yes.

Jerk:

Then we get a campsite with an RV covered in sigils and Nancy Sinatra's These Boots Are Made For Walkin' And we see, we don't see a face, we do see a drink get poured. And there's a little

Bitch:

Hmm.

Jerk:

TV, little small TV with the news on talking about a healing miracle at a leper colony. And who the fuck's RV is this?

Bitch:

boyfriends.

Jerk:

Crowley.

Bitch:

That is, but unfortunately he's not there for long by himself.

Jerk:

Mm-mm. Because Cassiel shows up.

Bitch:

Flaps right in.

Jerk:

pops right in. Sigils did not work. And Crowley's like, Oh, you're going to smoke me. I know this. And Casio's like, Nope, I've got a plan for you. I want

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

you to

Bitch:

he's

Jerk:

be the

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

king of

Bitch:

dirty.

Jerk:

hell.

Bitch:

He's just like, Oh, like, he's like, Do you want to drink? And then he's like, No, you just like to bend them right over, don't you? It's very explicit.

Jerk:

It is.

Bitch:

Like, it's so like, it's more very explicit for CW, I think, like, but no.

Jerk:

Well, Cassiel's like, no, I need you to be the king of hell, but I'm going to control the flow of souls. So yeah, that's thems the deals. That's it.

Bitch:

Right and cast is like I've thought about getting rid of hell but like all good cult leaders and fascists know you need a threat to keep people down like you always need a an enemy to like have like society coming against right and so he knows that he's like I need hell and you threat.

Jerk:

Sure. And

Bitch:

He literally

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

says that don't say sure

Jerk:

know.

Bitch:

he says it.

Jerk:

But but also he needs someone to keep Michael in Lucifer's cage.

Bitch:

Oh.

Jerk:

That's part of it too. So obviously this is not a negotiation, which is really funny. Crowley's like, so I guess this is not a negotiation. Casio says no and Crowley's like graciously accept. Okay, but

Bitch:

See,

Jerk:

we

Bitch:

cause

Jerk:

also

Bitch:

he's

Jerk:

notice

Bitch:

smart.

Jerk:

here though. It's pretty, yeah, as far as just funny, but also I observe here that Castiel has some kind of like weird sores kind of developing on his

Bitch:

He's

Jerk:

hands.

Bitch:

not looking great. Like he's starting to look like Lucifer

Jerk:

beat.

Bitch:

is, you know, like his vessel is not

Jerk:

I'm

Bitch:

holding

Jerk:

not especially handling

Bitch:

up

Jerk:

this.

Bitch:

well.

Jerk:

No. So we've got Sam doing research by himself at Bobby's, but then he hears a noise and the ceiling starts falling apart and a chain drops and starts choking him. What the fuck?

Bitch:

while someone laughs maniacally in the background. So I'm like, so is this like, there's all sorts of things to him. Like, so this is what your hell was? Like, okay. Like, it's not that bad, Sam. God. So, so Sam loses his mind. And now we go to where Bobby has, and I didn't know if there was a word for this that you knew, like, like the paint room, like

Jerk:

Paint

Bitch:

that,

Jerk:

booth.

Bitch:

a paint, like that's just

Jerk:

Paint

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

booth.

Bitch:

in the, that's just in his junkyard now.

Jerk:

Apparently he has a paint. Apparently Bobby has a very nice paint booth in his shop garage.

Bitch:

Yep,

Jerk:

Land,

Bitch:

and Dean

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

has

Jerk:

know.

Bitch:

like restored baby in like

Jerk:

Oh, yeah, no,

Bitch:

a day.

Jerk:

bodywork is 100% done. And I'm just this day. We don't really have a timeline here. But Dean makes a crack that he should do this for a living. And depending how long this took him, he's probably right. But that's OK.

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

think it's

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

later,

Bitch:

like, what,

Jerk:

but still

Bitch:

he's

Jerk:

it's

Bitch:

not

Jerk:

like.

Bitch:

like waiting to source any parts. Like, what the fuck? Like, you know, like, it's not going to be in the paint room because he's still waiting the goddamn roof to come in. And he's got to wait like another six weeks. And the guy said he was going to get it. But then like there was like a shipping

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

hold and like now it's stuck. Like, it is sitting on like a railroad cart somewhere. Like, you know, that's what happened. This is like nine years later.

Jerk:

Painting body is never a fast process, I'm just saying. And I'm not gonna point blame at people that do paint and body, kind of I am.

Bitch:

Unless, unless

Jerk:

But.

Bitch:

maybe this is a theory, because like, you know, this is a junkyard. Maybe like, as like Bobby is like going around the world hunting, he also like now just picks up impalas like everywhere he goes. And he just like

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

toes

Jerk:

he could just...

Bitch:

them back. He just toes them back to the junkyard. And that way every time that Sam and Dean wreck this car, they

Jerk:

They've

Bitch:

have

Jerk:

got

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

part.

Bitch:

parts

Jerk:

They got a

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

donor car.

Bitch:

waiting

Jerk:

They got a

Bitch:

there

Jerk:

donor

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

car

Bitch:

go

Jerk:

ready.

Bitch:

to court.

Jerk:

That's amazing. So Bobby wants to talk to Dean about Sam. And he's like, even if he's on his feet, his batful's brain is broken. And they don't really understand, like he doesn't really understand how he's even up and around. He gets that like that. He made it to the lab to come save us because he had pure adrenaline running on that. But this is something we get. He's fucked up. And Dean's like, Nope, we're just going to accept it as it is. It's fine for now. He says he's good. He's good. But Sam's eavesdropping. And here's this conversation and he's just like, yeah, you know, uh, there's a publishing house that just blew up and the body counts just going up. We really need to go find Castiel.

Bitch:

Yeah. And so I also, I think kind of an important thing about this is like one of those two like Dean's just kind of breaking like it is a little break and it's like why he's been like clutching on to baby so much. And just this idea of like, I know like Sam can't like he's not fixed because everything always sucks. We can't catch a break. And this is really shitty. So of course, like he's going to be broken because that's our life right now. Our life is awful.

Jerk:

Yeah, and also his, I think focusing on baby is focusing on something he can control.

Bitch:

No, it's the same reason like we dye or I dye my hair when you know things are or you clean or you do you focus on an external thing that you can control when things can't.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And, but you know one thing that's coming in like you say I'm comes in he's like oh no he blew up a publishing house and I'm like what publishing house he take out one like what book what book place was this is because you know one there was still a publishing house that's also like. But Bobby wants to hunt cats and he wants to know if there's a god weapon. And he says no, but I think he could just do a little research and find out that there are actually weapons out there, or at least historically that have been known to hurt God. So we're going to ask Diana about some of these. So we're calling this game Liz doesn't know what to call this game. And so it's about weapons that are used to kill gods and my relationship with my chat bot AIs. So we had conversations, me and my AI friends today. And I was like, I want you to tell me about these like weapons that have been used historically in the Bible and other things, right? There's like things that they could use to like. hurt a deity, then I want you to mix them up with me. So Diana, you're gonna have to figure out if this is, I'm gonna say real, but real in quotation marks. So if this was

Jerk:

Real dogma,

Bitch:

historically,

Jerk:

I guess. I don't know.

Bitch:

this has been written about by somebody before I made this stuff up with the help of a computer.

Jerk:

Got

Bitch:

Does that

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

make sense?

Jerk:

Sure.

Bitch:

Sure.

Jerk:

So it's lore adjacent.

Bitch:

Yeah, whatever. As Laura said, it's just like these weapons of God are really funny. OK, so this first one. Is this realish or is it AI ish? All right. So this is called the Lance of renewal. This ethereal, I also feel I'll do this all in my Amazon prime day thing. Okay. So today's Amazon prime special, we're going to have the Lance of renewal. This ethereal weapon pierces the veil of darkness and despair. surging into the very core of his target with revitalizing energy and you know, that's something that we all have right like We all need more energy in life because girl it's just drowning right? So this lance of renewal it touch it touch heals wounds. Okay, so sorry like chat GBT You know figure out your grammar But so if you like use the lands in like you touch a wound like it'll heal it right and it bestows strength It also the lance of renewal also potential for growth, and it beckons its wielder to embrace metamorphosis and embark on a transformative odyssey.

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

is the lance of renewal something you can buy on Amazon Prime.

Jerk:

I'm gonna go with no for that.

Bitch:

Is it something Jeff Bezos is going to try and spend money and try to dig up?

Jerk:

I'm going to say that that's a real story.

Bitch:

No, I made that one up because I just saw the Indiana Jones movie and that was about the lands of I think it's lands of despair, whatever the fuck it was. All right. Next one. the shield of faith. So this special deal it has this is a shield, it's got an intricate tapestry of power and devotion. It relies on unwavering faith and belief of the followers, right. So in order for this to be charged, you've got to have followers. So just like you guys can follow me on this Amazon Prime Day, just click like, like it's really weird that you can follow them like it's strange. Okay, But like I don't know if you like go back and buy their stuff. So, um, but anyways if basically you can take over their followers and use that to take out the God

Jerk:

like Santa's sleigh. You have to believe it has the strength of the force to fly.

Bitch:

Yeah, so the shield of faith. Is that something that is realish or something that was made up by AI?

Jerk:

I'm going realish.

Bitch:

That is realish, yeah, that one is a thing that existed somewhere. in some dude wrote about it in the book somewhere. Alright, so this next one, the stone feels like it's the rock rate, but it's like a list. And so echoing the timeless tale of David and Goliath, a humble stone propelled from a sling serves as a catalyst the downfall of even the mightiest of deities. I also feel like this is something like in a Shrek movie, you would have like in a background where you had to like go by or like angel where they have like the back like back room auctions for evil items, you can go buy the stone. So this is the stone that was used by David to kill Goliath.

Jerk:

Yes. It's real.

Bitch:

That is a real thing that somebody, Hey, Bezos

Jerk:

I knew that

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

one.

Bitch:

probably also looking for. Um, you can go, um, there's a nice like

Jerk:

He's probably

Bitch:

vehicle.

Jerk:

grinding up and doing lines of it.

Bitch:

This is like doing it in there. All right. Is this next to it is the harp of harmony. And so this harp of harmony not only will it you know keep you to that level of deep sleep that we all need we all need to get those delta waves right. So, not only will it do that and maybe wake you up and like with a nice like timing of the sun. It transcends the boundaries of music and it has mystical prowess is adorned with celestial symbols and is wound from a serial light. the god from fighting. So like if you're like Dungeons and Dragons, you would roll like this weapon and be like, Oh, now you're back. We're friends. Is that real or made up?

Jerk:

Made it.

Bitch:

There's me now. But I like it though. It's got alliteration, the harp of harmony.

Jerk:

I do

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

if

Jerk:

alliteration.

Bitch:

I was going to write a Dungeons and Dragons game or role-playing game, I would use that as a weapon. I approve. Okay, the next one, the sword of the spirit. All right, so this embodies the might of the divine utterance, capable of rendering the very fabric of a deity's existence. So when faced with a deity susceptible to spiritual or celestial forces, it assumes its rightful place as a formidable choice. So it represents absolute authority and indomitable truth. So it's like the sword of truth. So like stab you and then you had to like tell me like, whatever I ask you. Dialic fatness. Stab.

Jerk:

It's like a Veritaserum.

Bitch:

Yes, yes. So is this real

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

or is

Jerk:

realish.

Bitch:

this false? Yes, that is realish.

Jerk:

Realish.

Bitch:

Alright. This next one, the Mace of Resurgence. So this exudes an unparalleled force of rejuvenation, much like all the spas that you will tell you like you need to get the rejuvenated look right.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

So every time like you get hit with this mace, it absorbs the essence of impact and it channels the energy back into the wielder and like repeal so replenishing you. So like in Dungeons and Dragons, like if like you hit this mace and you hit somebody like you get your healing power. hours back, right? Like it'll just like fill you but like fill your

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

spirit

Jerk:

if you

Bitch:

back

Jerk:

hurting

Bitch:

up.

Jerk:

somebody else with the mace, you get rejuvenated.

Bitch:

Yeah, but you had to be like really determined. I think is what it says.

Jerk:

Huh. I don't think that's real.

Bitch:

It's not real. It's a mace. Here's a fucking mace.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Do you have a mace? Like, yeah, I have a mace. Fucking whistle. Not a mace. Oh, I really would like to rectify this. If someone would like to buy me a mace, like,

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

you know, I'm not gonna

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

say

Jerk:

don't...

Bitch:

no.

Jerk:

right.

Bitch:

That'd be pretty awesome. Like, I was like, when I was moving, I did find like, my tactical axe. So I might as well have a tactical mace. Alright,

Jerk:

and why not?

Bitch:

so this next one.

Jerk:

Girl's gotta be able to protect herself.

Bitch:

That's right. I really did like on Prime Day, I really did by myself a whistle for my European trip because I'm tromping around a lot of like old churches and stuff.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And I don't know what like it was like, can I travel like what weapons can I travel with? And I'm like, whistle

Jerk:

Like

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

none.

Bitch:

a good one. Well, actually, I think it's a siren. I think it's a whistle. I think it's a fucking siren. All

Jerk:

Eh, I like that.

Bitch:

right. So the Blade of Revelation. So this gives the user the gift to sever the veils of illusion and deceit, offering glimpse into true nature, right? And so whoever like yields this, you become a beacon of truth and you can pierce through deception. Blade of Revelation.

Jerk:

No, not real.

Bitch:

It's not real. It's not. All right. So our last one, this is my favorite. The breastplate of righteousness. In the realm where actions are weighed against the scales of morality and oppression, the embodiment of righteousness assumes a formidable form. Clad in the breastplate of righteousness, the valiant challenger of confronts the deity with the righteousness of angels demanding justice. and casting doubt upon the date he's claimed absolute authority.

Jerk:

Yeah, that's realish.

Bitch:

It is, it is as part of God's armor and sounds awesome.

Jerk:

I only got one wrong. Yes,

Bitch:

Yes!

Jerk:

yes,

Bitch:

You are amazing!

Jerk:

yes. I did. That's one of my better ones recently.

Bitch:

I think so, I think you get a... Pudding! That's what you get for that. Hooray! Alright, so... God,

Jerk:

Ugh.

Bitch:

so I actually think the last one sounds like something you can take Cass out with, right? Basically, it sounds like something that cuts you down to size, right? I mean, like, hey, motherfucker, like, you ain't God, like, and something we'll talk about more as we go through this episode.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

So, God, Dean does not have a weapon, but he has an idea.

Jerk:

So they summon Crowley. Yay. And they have him trapped immediately in a in a devil's trap. And he is quite irritated. He's like, yeah, my new boss is going to kill me for conspiring with you. But Dean's like, look, we need the spell to bind death because Lucifer.

Bitch:

Well, but he saw no deal. First of all, like what new boss? And they're like, what? Cas is your boss? And then Carly's

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

like, no, Cas is all our bosses. And then they basically I love this whole conspiring thing that's happening, right? So we got the three of them and Carly, they're like, how do we work against Cas?

Jerk:

Yeah. And Dean's like, well, the only thing we need to find a spell to bind death, because Lucifer did it before. And that's the only player left on the board with enough juice to mash cast.

Bitch:

So this is a solution is to bind death.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

I think this is stupid because I'm also like at this point, why don't you just call death?

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

He

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

seems

Jerk:

have to

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

bind

Bitch:

your

Jerk:

them.

Bitch:

friend. And I just, you know.

Jerk:

He's gonna be mad.

Bitch:

Bacalli also thinks he's stupid, but he also brought booze. Which is smart. Like, at least if you're gonna get stuck in a devil's trap, at least you got zapped in while you had liquor.

Jerk:

Yeah. And he thinks this is a suicide mission and he doesn't seem really on board, but also Bobby's like, do you really want Castiel running things? And so guess who's on their side. So

Bitch:

So we can't do, yeah.

Jerk:

we have a blind man asking for

Bitch:

Panhandlin,

Jerk:

change

Bitch:

he's

Jerk:

panhandling.

Bitch:

panhandlin.

Jerk:

And Castiel walks up and drops some coins into his cup. And we see that the sores on Castiel's hands are way

Bitch:

Haseel

Jerk:

worse.

Bitch:

needs some lotion like

Jerk:

Bad.

Bitch:

seriously like I'm not

Jerk:

Oh.

Bitch:

usually like a lotion on hands person But this day during Amazon Prime deal we can get you But

Jerk:

Huh.

Bitch:

it really like it was gross you need to you need to put some

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

gloves

Jerk:

it's an

Bitch:

on

Jerk:

ointment

Bitch:

or something.

Jerk:

for that.

Bitch:

Yeah

Jerk:

But the man says, God bless you. And Castiel gives him like a little speech about how you're a true believer. And people say I'm wrathful, but I only punish liars. I'm a just God. And he touches this man's head and restores his vision. But then the guy sees Castiel and he's like, what's wrong with your face?

Bitch:

I just let them like, take my side away again. Ew, I don't want to see that. You look like shit.

Jerk:

And yeah, he's covered in sores and it's not a good look.

Bitch:

He's got the box like it's so gross. Something just wants to be let out.

Jerk:

And yeah, we see inside of his shirt, he's opened his shirt and he's hearing more voices saying, let us out. And we see hands pushing from his stomach, very alien, AKA space balls, because I just want to hear the, hello, my baby,

Bitch:

Where

Jerk:

hello,

Bitch:

were you,

Jerk:

my

Bitch:

Hella?

Jerk:

darling. That's what I see immediately.

Bitch:

Yeah, so the alien, like the aliens or what was in his stomach or you know what happens to my uterus once a month, this apparently was actually the visual effects dudes. So those were their hands and basically they had like Cass had like a prosthetic belly. So then like because he's got the trench coat on too, which I thought was like, it was like, oh, that's smart, because like you always have kind of that extra cover. So basically, you could just have like, like they those things. But Misha Collins like made a very like in the in the new Supernatural companion book that I'm reading for season seven, it makes the comment that, like, hey, like being an actor is hard, like a normal like having to hit your mark and stuff. But sometimes you have to act while people have their hands like in prosthetics coming out of your belly, like and you still have to be like, you know,

Jerk:

in the character.

Bitch:

I've got cramps or whatever he's doing.

Jerk:

Yeah. So something's inside him trying to get out.

Bitch:

Let me out,

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

let me out!

Jerk:

back at Bobby's, he gets a delivery from a courier, but he doesn't didn't actually see it get delivered. And inside

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

is that

Jerk:

a.

Bitch:

Hell's like Hell's career?

Jerk:

Hell's

Bitch:

Like

Jerk:

courier.

Bitch:

HellX or you know, HellPS?

Jerk:

Uh,

Bitch:

UP Hell, I don't.

Jerk:

and then he's got a very old manuscript page with a sticky note on it. God, I love it. I'll get post it. Uh, so bye

Bitch:

I actually

Jerk:

for.

Bitch:

put this on Amazon Prime.

Jerk:

It says, by forever, you fools kisses see.

Bitch:

I love him.

Jerk:

So. So funny from Crowley. So Crowley got them the spell to bind to death. But they look for what they need to find to be able to do this spell. And one of the things is an act of God crystallized like lightning in sand and then folderite. And they make it sound like this is this really like hard thing to find. But apparently none of them saw the movie Sweet Home, Alabama.

Bitch:

That's exactly what my notes said is that Bobby has seen sweet home, Alabama So he knows that when lightning strikes and you get a full track

Jerk:

But then they're like, there's only one place, nine hours from here, we have to drive there to get it. And I'm like.

Bitch:

I just wanna have this drunk stone Kane come out with a full-

Jerk:

I think

Bitch:

He's

Jerk:

he

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

could have

Bitch:

naked,

Jerk:

just gone.

Bitch:

he's like, here's your folder, I folded out of my ass. There's just something for him, Kane.

Jerk:

I'm like I just need them to find Reese Witherspoon and go to the beach and there's gonna be plenty because there's her Her old ex-boyfriend who's now probably her new husband or ex-husband. I guess her

Bitch:

No,

Jerk:

now

Bitch:

no,

Jerk:

new

Bitch:

she

Jerk:

husband.

Bitch:

was he was

Jerk:

That's right.

Bitch:

her

Jerk:

They never

Bitch:

husband.

Jerk:

got divorced

Bitch:

They never got divorced because

Jerk:

You're

Bitch:

he

Jerk:

right

Bitch:

had to sign the papers.

Jerk:

And he wouldn't sign the papers and now they didn't want to sign him at the end anyway Sorry for spoiling an old movie,

Bitch:

They get together! Oh my god!

Jerk:

but they get together

Bitch:

But you have a baby in a bar!

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

So anyways, okay, now we've gone down that line. Alright. Whoooof! ..

Jerk:

So they have to go nine hours and break into this house and just a little breaking and entering. No biggie.

Bitch:

Just

Jerk:

They

Bitch:

some

Jerk:

break

Bitch:

B

Jerk:

in.

Bitch:

and A. Yeah,

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

all.

Bitch:

just have to do some B and A like you do.

Jerk:

And Dean finds the folder right in a glass case. And this guy's study, I don't know. Either way, this guy's they've already taken out the security guard on the premises. So we know this is a fancy house. And this man and his wife are there and they have a gun appointed at Dean. But they does he doesn't know how to use a gun. So Dean was able to take it from him and time.

Bitch:

Yeah, at least that's the implication, right?

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

And does like Dean kind of apologize ahead of the answer, like, you know, I'm gonna kick your ass old man, and basically, you have a long gun, and I'm gonna take that for you. And then I just feel so bad for who we learn of the voices. And like this whole time, I'm just like, Oh, man, like,

Jerk:

These

Bitch:

this is just

Jerk:

poor

Bitch:

not your day guys, like,

Jerk:

doctor and Mrs. Weiss are tied up and gagged while they watch a bunch of shit about to go down.

Bitch:

They are. And they are just like, I do love what I love Mrs. Weiss.

Jerk:

She's

Bitch:

I think

Jerk:

like,

Bitch:

she is amazing.

Jerk:

like she's like her eyes are wide. She is taking this all in.

Bitch:

I think she's like probably at this point, like she's all that she's been doing is going to like boring Dr. Wives Society lunches and is like, there are hot dudes fighting in my house and I'm tied up. And she's just like, get out of the way, dear.

Jerk:

So they're going to do the spell right in the middle of this study at the Weiss's house.

Bitch:

Oh, also the next note is their homeowner's insurance is not covering this.

Jerk:

Probably not. I mean, I mean, it's a breaking and entering. I guess it might. I don't know.

Bitch:

but is it an act of God?

Jerk:

I don't think so. Because an act of Sam

Bitch:

Cash

Jerk:

and Dean

Bitch:

shows

Jerk:

and Bobby.

Bitch:

up, I don't know, but...

Jerk:

Oh, that's true. I don't know. So.

Bitch:

I don't know, just acts of supernatural forces, I don't know.

Jerk:

Yeah, I

Bitch:

Can

Jerk:

guess

Bitch:

you get

Jerk:

that

Bitch:

ghost

Jerk:

would be limiting

Bitch:

insurance?

Jerk:

the damage, limited to the damage done by the Winchesters and Bobby. So they do, Bobby starts the spell and I do appreciate that we do see that Dean does have a sack lunch of snacks for Death because we know Death likes his snacks.

Bitch:

You're learning. You are learning.

Jerk:

but death that Bobby manages to do the spell and death appears and he is pissed.

Bitch:

Yep, the glass all starts breaking, right? So we'll see the homo-sensors not fucking covering that. The so what he says and is one of my favorite words because in the bad Latin that's in the Adams family motto, and we gladly feast on those who want to do as there's like terrible lap in there, it doesn't translate to thing but it does use the word nuke and nuke means never and that is in the spell which is the otain convoke a mortem which is also this is terrible Latin I think I call upon death then tae-e-meh the whatever I'm not calling death but it says I call upon death thee for my power fastened now and for eternity

Jerk:

Hmm. So,

Bitch:

Death

Jerk:

yeah,

Bitch:

is pissed.

Jerk:

that's pissed. And Dean's just like, look, you just need to hear me out. Hear

Bitch:

and

Jerk:

us

Bitch:

eat my

Jerk:

out.

Bitch:

pickle chicks.

Jerk:

I eat these pickle chips are the best in the state. And

Bitch:

Did they get

Jerk:

that's.

Bitch:

ranch? I never saw the ranch.

Jerk:

That's like, you know, you can't sue me that easily, but whatever. This must be about Sam's hallucinations. And everybody's

Bitch:

What?

Jerk:

like, wait, what Sam's hallucinating? What are you talking about? uh this isn't about the wall at all so Dean's like no we need you to kill God I know you can do it so but that's like why should I do this you know and uh you know you're not just because you're the boss of me but like is what Dean says which is not probably the right thing to say

Bitch:

No, it's very like there's a lot of things that Dean says and this and I feel like they won they need to have more respect for death as fucking

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

death you need to like I don't understand

Jerk:

I thought y'all

Bitch:

why

Jerk:

were cool.

Bitch:

Dean is like treat like he never treats him as cool as he should like

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

you should just be cool with him Dean like I think if you were just cool with death would be cool with you.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

He likes pickle

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

chips.

Jerk:

and then Cassiel is going to show up and he's like, well, now I got to kill all of you. All mine is all my nostalgia for you is gone because you tried to kill me. And he raises his hand to snap his fingers. But Dean's like, no, sorry, that's our bitch. What the fuck? And and so we can't die right now. And that's like, yeah, technically that's true right now.

Bitch:

Yeah, so it's the same thing. The reason that Lucifer was bound to death like this for why death couldn't go after him before. So now they are bound to him like a very cute little like little glowy fairy handcuffs.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And I think they're adorable.

Jerk:

But death points out also that God looks a lot more like a mutated angel than God. Ooh, ro-ro.

Bitch:

And he

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

ate

Jerk:

his

Bitch:

more

Jerk:

vessel's

Bitch:

than souls.

Jerk:

melting. Vessel's melting and it's going to explode. But Castiel is like, no, that's not true. That's not true. I just got to finish my work. Then I'll repair myself. But that's like, no, no. There was this problem is this that you didn't know, brah. There were things older than souls in purgatory that you sucked up into you and you can't control them. But Dean's like, wait, what? What what older things are you talking about? And that's like, yeah, sure. Before God created angels and man, there were beasts called leviathans, and he was concerned that they would chomp up his entire little project. So he locked them away and created purgatory to keep them. but Cassie I'll just swallow them so he can really contain them.

Bitch:

So yeah, Cass ate them. He ate them. Way to go, Cass. Like sometimes I get it, I binge too, but like you just, you gotta lay off, man. You gotta lay off. And Cass just like one is so like, so like righteous. Like I'm

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

just cleaning

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

up

Jerk:

what

Bitch:

God's

Jerk:

the fuck?

Bitch:

mess. Like what?

Jerk:

Mm-mm. But Death is like, no. He's like, Death is not buying this story. He's like, nope, this is, you know, you are not being selfless. This is a vendetta. And sorry. But Castiel calls Death a fly swatter, like Death's response is destined to swat you, I think.

Bitch:

Ooh,

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

he's so, I love

Jerk:

shit.

Bitch:

him. He is like such a great actor.

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

Like

Jerk:

know,

Bitch:

he's

Jerk:

I love Death.

Bitch:

like, like Mr. Richards, like you're so, so good. And like, it's just so great. And then he has like the best line. It's like so good.

Jerk:

I'll let

Bitch:

He

Jerk:

you go

Bitch:

tells

Jerk:

for

Bitch:

him

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

he's like, I know God's and you sir are no God.

Jerk:

and then Dean tells them to put their junk away.

Bitch:

Which is also what I was thinking. It was like, this is a very much a dick match during pissing contest.

Jerk:

Oh yeah, it is. And he instructs death to kill Castiel. But Castiel looks at Dean and right as death raises his hand, Castiel is able to break the binding. So now. Death

Bitch:

And that's

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

when

Jerk:

unbound.

Bitch:

we get to see

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

it, that it's really pretty.

Jerk:

pretty. So death has been unbound. Castiel could theoretically kill them, but. He's good, but that's just going to sit down and like. Go eat his pickle chips.

Bitch:

because they're pickle chips and you don't waste them, you just don't. So we cut from there to cast flops away and we cut to a politician's campaign headquarters and some super poor junior staffer.

Jerk:

Yeah. And, you know, obviously this set, it's a senator running for reelection or whatever, and she's being interviewed walking around and Castiel appears and walks in the door and we have a staffer come up right away like you, like they would and be like, Hey, you know, how can I help you? And there, Cassie, I was like, Oh no, I need to go punish the woman who causes poverty and despair in my name. But Cassie,

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

it looks real sick.

Bitch:

So this poor kid who is like wants to do good, like even though like, whatever politician you're supporting kid, whatever, like, this is your dream. You're like, I'm gonna go work for a senator. So and so is I can work

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

for free. And now I've got to deal with the crazy dude in the trench coat. Oh my god, like, fuck my life. That's it. Like, fuck using those like FML, like these crazy

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

dude in trench coat with the fuck do I do with the fuck do I do?

Jerk:

What do I do? And Cas is like, yeah, no, you need to put, I put your needs first. Am I better God, you know, than my father? Oh.

Bitch:

Oh, creepy. No, what? Get up. Get up. Get up.

Jerk:

Get

Bitch:

How do

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

crazy

Bitch:

fight crazy?

Jerk:

man out

Bitch:

How

Jerk:

of here.

Bitch:

do you fight crazy? And that's all he's thinking. You're like, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

Jerk:

but we cut back to Bobby, Sam and Dean watching death eat, eat the, eat the pickle chips

Bitch:

and start with soda.

Jerk:

and surface soda. And Dean death is like, look, I warned you about the souls long enough ago to stop this bullshit with Castiel, but you didn't do it. You didn't

Bitch:

I told

Jerk:

do

Bitch:

you.

Jerk:

it. Why am I wasting time here? Why,

Bitch:

Told you

Jerk:

why

Bitch:

to do your fucking

Jerk:

you didn't

Bitch:

job.

Jerk:

do it.

Bitch:

Why am I here again? Why am I here again, you little bitches? I feel you, death. I feel you.

Jerk:

And that's like, I don't owe you guys anything, but I find Castiel real arrogant. So I've got to, you know, I, we've got to get him to put this shit back in purgatory all you need to, but y'all have to handle it. You just get Castiel there and compel him to give up his power. That's all figured out. And they but they have to have an eclipse to do this. So.

Bitch:

By the way, I'm sorry guys, as the cat on scratching pose, I think that loud noise is coming through. Okay, she is done scratching now. I'm sorry, continue.

Jerk:

So Bobby's like, but we need a, an eclipse. And so that's just like, I'll make another. Here's the time. Be there. Do it.

Bitch:

And thanks to the pickle chips. Fuck, I want pickle chips is written very loudly in my notes. And so I think this is very one death is cool as fuck, man. Like y'all

Jerk:

Always

Bitch:

need to like get on board with

Jerk:

be

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

nice

Bitch:

how cool he

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

is.

Jerk:

dad. He's

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

so

Bitch:

should

Jerk:

cool.

Bitch:

be nice to him. Like,

Jerk:

I want

Bitch:

yes,

Jerk:

to have

Bitch:

pick.

Jerk:

snacks with dad.

Bitch:

I would give death pickle chips, but he would also get branch. He needs ranch. And you can't eat pickle chips without ranch, but. I think you know here we have this, the frustration of I am like, look, here's what you're gonna do. Here's the plan. I give it to you. I give you the plan. This is all you've got to do motherfuckers. Just get here when I say and by

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

the way, we're gonna have one last shot of the poor voices.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

We're still bound

Jerk:

the poor

Bitch:

and gagged

Jerk:

wisest. Yeah,

Bitch:

on the floor of all this is going on. And like

Jerk:

just

Bitch:

for

Jerk:

watching

Bitch:

the poor,

Jerk:

death

Bitch:

just watch the

Jerk:

and the self-proclaimed God and these three dudes that broke into their house.

Bitch:

Yeah, do you think they're just gonna think they just took like the wrong prescription pills that night? Like,

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

oh

Jerk:

mean, I would

Bitch:

Ambien

Jerk:

tell myself

Bitch:

got

Jerk:

that. I would tell

Bitch:

Ambien

Jerk:

myself

Bitch:

got

Jerk:

that.

Bitch:

real weird last night. Okay!

Jerk:

I would just have to tell myself that because how else would you deal?

Bitch:

Yep.

Jerk:

But but we get a cut back to the campaign office where Castiel is waking on the floor covered in blood and sees a dead staffer. Oh, no, he killed all he killed the entire office.

Bitch:

He smited. He smited a lot. He smoked.

Jerk:

But it's not even like normal smite. And these are real bloody kills. This is messy, messy.

Bitch:

Yeah, yeah.

Jerk:

Messy. And he is visibly upset that this has happened. So.

Bitch:

So he doesn't remember it, right? And we're

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

just like, okay.

Jerk:

that's not good. And back at Bobby's, we've got Sam and Dean having, you know, some

Bitch:

Whiskeys.

Jerk:

whiskey in the morning like you do.

Bitch:

Or I guess like he, I think Dean never went to sleep. I think he's just

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

like continuing his binge drinking, right?

Jerk:

Right. But basically, Sam's like, look, we got to get on the road if we're going to get to the lab to go do what death told us to do. But Dean's like, nope, we got to give up, Dean. Fucking give up, Dean. No, it's not going to work. We're never going to be able to do it. So why even bother? I'm just going to watch them porn and chill and drink my whiskey until it's until it's done.

Bitch:

See, and you say that in negative way. One, I do have a really great line here that I'm very proud of. He does call Sam out on being a liar, head on fire. Ah, ah, see what I did there? Like

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

that,

Jerk:

true.

Bitch:

you like that. And, but yes, this is how Dean does handle things. He's just like, I'm gonna binge eat, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch porn. And sometimes you just need to binge eat, drink, and watch porn. This is not a bad thing. You just can't do it forever, right?

Jerk:

I guess so. But then on the news, they hear about the massacre at the senators campaign office and the security footage with Castiel and his crazy eyes.

Bitch:

That grin. Oh, something's not right there. That's not,

Jerk:

Mm-mm.

Bitch:

that's not, like, I don't know what's going on with sarcasm. So,

Jerk:

No, but so Dean's sure that this is not the cast they know now. And so we get Sam goes outside and actually prays to Castiel, which is kind of an interesting choice. But he's like, look, you've got to let us help you. Basically, it's what he's asking him to do.

Bitch:

also saying that he still believes that he's part of the family, that he's not giving

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

up on him.

Jerk:

And back in, so Sam goes back inside and Dean offers him a drink, but Sam won't take it until he turns the porn off, which I think was really funny.

Bitch:

Yeah, also

Jerk:

But.

Bitch:

the noise coming from his laptop, yikes. Those were good.

Jerk:

And then he appears, Castiel's there, and he's bloodied and sores all the sores. It is not good.

Bitch:

But he asked for help, huh?

Jerk:

He does. He heard Sam pray to him and he needs help. So they load up and they make it to the lab and he tells them where

Bitch:

I'm

Jerk:

the.

Bitch:

thinking Cass probably flapped them there.

Jerk:

You think he flapped there,

Bitch:

I think

Jerk:

because it's

Bitch:

so,

Jerk:

a long way.

Bitch:

right?

Jerk:

Probably. That makes more sense. They don't really say, but that makes more sense. But he tells Sam to go get that good blood. Because remember last time we had a blood trick and they gave he got the blood switcheroo. So

Bitch:

Right.

Jerk:

he tells Sam where the good blood is

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

the closet,

Jerk:

Sam goes

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

to get

Bitch:

hanging

Jerk:

it by

Bitch:

out

Jerk:

himself.

Bitch:

in the closet. It's not in a refrigerator or anything, it's just

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

in a closet, it's fine.

Jerk:

it's gonna smell so bad. So Casio's talking to Dean while Sam's off looking for the blood and talking about how he regrets what he did to Sam. And he has he was just he had the strength to fix it, but he wants to make amends before he dies. What is sweet and sad?

Bitch:

and not working.

Jerk:

No, but Dean's like, yeah, did it make you feel better? It's like, nope. OK, so Dean is not accepting this pseudo apology. Well, we cut back to Sam getting this blood and who's got we have an appearance by Lucifer. But as we all know, Lucifer is locked in the cage, right? Right. So is this a hallucination?

Bitch:

hate this.

Jerk:

or not because Sam's like, no, this is just like when I was in, I know the hooks and the chains, this isn't real. I know it's not real. It's just, just in my brain because of the wall. But Lucifer's like, are you sure about that? You're not going guano. Everything, everything guano. I like the not

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

going guano.

Bitch:

the word

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

about

Jerk:

clever.

Bitch:

shit saying

Jerk:

I liked

Bitch:

you're not grown up. Yeah, it's clever.

Jerk:

it. But everything else is so yeah, this is the best torture of all. I let you think you were free, but really you're not. You never left, you're still in the cage.

Bitch:

Fuck

Jerk:

Total mindfuck.

Bitch:

this. Nope, don't like it. La la la. Everything is fine. La la la. I hate, this is also one of the things I really hate about this season. So.

Jerk:

Oh God, is it gonna be a what's real versus what not real thing? So Dean

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

goes

Bitch:

that's

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

look.

Bitch:

spoiler. You can tell this like head on fire. Like, yeah. So you get back to the lab, the lab, not the lab.

Jerk:

Dean and Dean went to look for Sam to get the blood and doesn't see Sam but gets the blood. He's like that's weird So he goes back and starts doing the sigil because they've got a timeline like freaking death had gave them a deadline for the fucking eclipse

Bitch:

We've

Jerk:

They

Bitch:

got to

Jerk:

can't

Bitch:

finger paint. We've got to

Jerk:

they

Bitch:

finger

Jerk:

got a

Bitch:

paint

Jerk:

finger

Bitch:

this.

Jerk:

paint.

Bitch:

So they're

Jerk:

Bobby's

Bitch:

just finger

Jerk:

got

Bitch:

painting

Jerk:

us do

Bitch:

it.

Jerk:

his

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

little Bobby's got a picks Castiel up and start doing the doing the words and but um You know, they're doing they're doing the thing and the wall opens up in a light burst forth from Castiel's chest, shooting into the hole. And while this is happening, I'm like, oh, this is... I got real weird. And Casio collapses, but. After it all ends, he collapses and he's very upset, though. So even though he's been mad and hasn't really forgiven Cas, they're still upset. And he's, you know, he's cold. He's not breathing. They're trying to determine if he's dead or not, or if angels are supposed to be warm and breathing, they don't even sure, which seems like a weird thing to be unsure of at this point.

Bitch:

You should know. I think you should know whether or not Casper is wrong. That's what they have. They've never thought to ask. I would have asked that the first day. But also his solution is just I'm just going to neg him back to life. So he makes him back to life.

Jerk:

Yeah. And Castiel's face heals and he opens his eyes and he sits up and he seems surprised that he's alive. Which is funny. But he is basically saying that he tries to apologize again and wants to redeem himself. But Dean's like, nah, we just gotta go find Sam. This is fucked up. But then all of a sudden Castiel just tells them, you need to run right now. I can't hold them back.

Bitch:

No.

Jerk:

What? And we get some very excellent acting, I would say, in this episode, especially from our Misha Collins. I think he is able to really clearly portray that it is a different voice speaking through his body. That's really cool.

Bitch:

Well, I think

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

it also helps that he started, you know, that Cass is not his actual voice, right? So,

Jerk:

Well, yeah,

Bitch:

and I

Jerk:

it's

Bitch:

think

Jerk:

voice

Bitch:

they've

Jerk:

upon

Bitch:

said that

Jerk:

voice,

Bitch:

he didn't

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

know he was gonna have to be grumbling and doing gravel voice for like, as long as he did for the show. So

Jerk:

funny.

Bitch:

that does help.

Jerk:

Yeah, but he's basically like, it's too late. Cass is gone. He's dead. We run the show now. and we get some throwies,

Bitch:

flinging my phone

Jerk:

get

Bitch:

ding

Jerk:

some

Bitch:

gets

Jerk:

good flings.

Bitch:

so I fling my microphone

Jerk:

And that's the episode.

Bitch:

yep ding gets flung Bobby gets flung casket's veiny and then he goes it makes a villain exit and goes muahahaha actually there is an actual muahahaha

Jerk:

Muahahaha

Bitch:

So you got some couching stuff for us?

Jerk:

Bitch:

shampoo

Jerk:

P-O-U-X P-O-U-X. Excuse me.

Bitch:

P-O-U-S

Jerk:

Shampa.

Bitch:

shampoo

Jerk:

Bitch:

Nice. So, how did you think the season started?

Jerk:

Um, I, I'm, I'm trying to decide still. I was concerned, obviously coming out. I'm glad that the Castiel God thing. Seems to not be long lasting, but I don't know if this is better. So I'm like, well, shit, it's kind of relieves. I'm like, okay, who we got that? We got past this. Oh, fuck. This might be worse. So. That was kind of a, that's always a weird way to react at the end of a show when you're like, okay, cool, cool. They resolved that. Baaack. This might be worse than what they just resolved. I'm not saying that they shouldn't have a storyline. I'm just saying that that's as a viewer, that was my reaction. And then I would say that I am not real into the like, okay, when it's a little bit like a mindfuck, like, is it real? Is it not? Okay. That's cool for a little bit, but then I want to know. And. I'm a little concerned about that with Sam's storyline.

Bitch:

Fair. Good fair concern.

Jerk:

So, but yeah, I think it's an interesting start. I was happy to have death back. I liked that.

Bitch:

We all like death. All right.

Jerk:

Bye.

Bitch:

I, yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't, like I said, at the beginning of this, there's a lot of, a lot of things to be said about season seven and you know, Sarah was still running it, um, Krippie still had influence, so things are the same but different and yeah, looking

Jerk:

There

Bitch:

forward

Jerk:

we go.

Bitch:

to the rest of the season

Jerk:

Sure.

Bitch:

and trying not to burp. So with that, all right, with that belch, we'll say cheers, jerk.

Jerk:

Cheers, bitch.