Welcome to the class that takes place after you ignored every horror movie rule and still thought a weekend getaway was a good idea. Tonight, as thunder crashes and the campfire hisses in the rain, your slightly unqualified—but highly enthusiastic—counselors take you on a one-way elevator ride straight into the bloody heart of The Cabin in the Woods.

Join Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and HEAD Counselor Mista Malave as they break down this horror/comedy love letter turned autopsy. We’re diving into Hemsworth pre-hammer era, decoding meta madness, finding hidden easter eggs from horror’s hall of fame, and listening in on Sabrina’s passionate argument over whether that giant hand ending is brilliant… or just bonkers.