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168: Plastic Surgeon: 1 vs 5 Stars
Episode 16821st August 2024 • Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey • The Review Queens
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The Queens go head-to-head in another VERSES Episode comparing both a 1 Star Review and a 5 Star Review for the same Plastic Surgery Center in California: BGMG Cosmetics. Chelsey quietly shares her loud issue and the Queens pull out their detective magnifying glasses to determine what's truly going on under the knife!

(01:13) Lodge a Complaint!

(05:11) BGMG Cosmetics in California

(10:11) 1 Star Review

(22:22) Plastic or Plastink?!

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(36:15) There's A Reply!

(41:25) SURPRISE!

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CHELSEY DONN:

When I see the photo of Jan's butt before any surgery, there's nothing wrong with Jan's butt.

CHELSEY DONN:

It is like a normal butt, honestly, better butt than my butt.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's a good butt.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like Jan, it's a good butt.

TREY GERRALD:

Butt.

CHELSEY DONN:

But, but,

VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!, Subs by www.

VOICEOVER:

zeoranger.

VOICEOVER:

co.

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uk

CHELSEY DONN:

hello,

TREY GERRALD:

Hi and hello listeners.

TREY GERRALD:

Welcome to Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD:

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Reviews!

TREY GERRALD:

That is Chelsey Donn.

CHELSEY DONN:

And that is Trey Gerald.

TREY GERRALD:

And together we are,

VOICEOVER:

The review, Queens

TREY GERRALD:

but first, Chelsey, is there anything you need to

VOICEOVER:

Lodge a complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

about today?

TREY GERRALD:

Exhale.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just taking the world's largest exhale for a second.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes, of course.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you for giving me this platform.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know why I'm constantly amazed, but why is it that the loudest person is also always the least competent?

TREY GERRALD:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's the person that has the most opinions.

CHELSEY DONN:

About all of the things, I mean, not to mention the, the subject matter of our show, of course, but like the loudest person is doing the least why, like, what is the point of that?

CHELSEY DONN:

Is that like a lesson that we're all supposed to learn about dealing with difficult people?

CHELSEY DONN:

I mean, I think I have to make it introspective.

CHELSEY DONN:

Otherwise I think I would just lose my mind because I'm a hardworking person and I care a lot.

CHELSEY DONN:

About the things that I do, all of the things that I do, and not everybody cares that much, Yet, they're the loudest, and they have the biggest opinion, And what is that?

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

I just wanted to talk about it because I'm hoping our listeners can connect and I'm hoping that we, as the sensitive people, can learn to care less because I think it's going to keep happening where people are going to be loud and they're not going to be contributing and you're going to be doing so much and I don't know, I can't get my heart broken every single time that happens.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know?

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, it's a deep conversation.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm, it is curious to me because I feel like, I mean, who knows why, but I

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

oftentimes when I feel like I'm in that experience, it's sort of a magic trick.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like, don't pay attention to what I'm doing over here.

TREY GERRALD:

Just my right hand's being really loud.

TREY GERRALD:

So you aren't catching on

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

the lack of

CHELSEY DONN:

Competence or action?

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

I wonder what that is.

TREY GERRALD:

It is like,

CHELSEY DONN:

It's confounding.

CHELSEY DONN:

It just feels like it happens in so many situations.

CHELSEY DONN:

And obviously, I'm thinking about this in a certain way and, you know, my personal life, which I'm not going to delve into.

CHELSEY DONN:

But, I'm just realizing that it's just so common with everything, like even just the show and what we do and with the reviews and people feeling like they want to go on the internet and they want to complain and they want to be so loud and they want to be so judgmental, like when we had the Mack Mart sisters on the podcast and they talked about people that want to just be like, your food is disgusting, as if that's like an Unpermeable truth and it's so cowardice because what are you?

CHELSEY DONN:

You're sitting on your computer and you're writing that and then we have people like the Mac Mart sisters that are working their asses off to bring mac and cheese to the masses to make people happy and they have to deal with so many logistical issues of just keeping their restaurant afloat.

CHELSEY DONN:

Shout out to Marty and PJ, just for a second, just to bring us back to what we do, you know, and then somebody's gonna write a review and try to tear them down, so obviously we have to all be better at not listening to the noise and just continuing to do what we do, if we're A person that wants to contribute to the world and the society and whatever, in some way, if we want to offer kindness, if we want to offer something, we're probably going to be criticized, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

People always have things to say,

TREY GERRALD:

Right, and I think it's just not paying it mind

CHELSEY DONN:

not paying it mind.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Anyway, I hope that resonated with somebody.

TREY GERRALD:

I hear it, I've felt it, and I can validate it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you, Trey.

TREY GERRALD:

One day at a time.

CHELSEY DONN:

day at a time.

CHELSEY DONN:

And now we get to do what's really fun, which is shut the whole world out and review some reviews.

TREY GERRALD:

Do you wanna go head to head?

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm ready, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

I got the one star and I am ready to go to battle.

TREY GERRALD:

Alright, why don't

VOICEOVER:

Assess that Keve.

TREY GERRALD:

And as Chelsey alluded, and as our title tells you, today is another Versus episode, meaning we are going to be covering both a one star and a five star review on the same exact topic.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

For this versus episode, Trey has selected the five star.

CHELSEY DONN:

And as I mentioned, I have selected the one star.

CHELSEY DONN:

So, to determine who reads first, who better to turn to than the good old quarter.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think it's your turn to guess, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

I always feel that way, but I think it is.

TREY GERRALD:

Alright, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say heads.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay,

TREY GERRALD:

And it's tails.

CHELSEY DONN:

okay, geez, Louise, I feel like you've been losing a lot, but all right, one star, That's what you guys are meant to hear,

TREY GERRALD:

Well, this is gonna get a little scary, I think.

TREY GERRALD:

So,

CHELSEY DONN:

okay,

TREY GERRALD:

everyone, today, we are collecting data from both ends of the spectrum of Yelp reviews for BGMG Cosmetics in California, specifically Bell Gardens.

TREY GERRALD:

At the time of this recording, there are 181 reviews on Yelp, with an average score of 3.

TREY GERRALD:

6 of 5.

TREY GERRALD:

Alright, so according to the About the Business section on Yelp, it says in all caps,

TREY GERRALD:

And this is copy pasted, so here we go.

CHELSEY DONN:

okay,

TREY GERRALD:

Yelp allows fake reviews from competitors, And reviews that have no merit to them.

TREY GERRALD:

does not put up all the hundreds and hundreds of positive reviews that we receive on the daily.

TREY GERRALD:

Yelp hides the positive reviews unless you pay them for quote unquote ads.

TREY GERRALD:

Yelp is a food blog.

TREY GERRALD:

Yelp, does not understand the healthcare industry and how results are measured, BGMG Cosmetics has more than 20, 000 procedures performed, Face, Facelift Surgery, Eyelid Surgery, Rhinoplasty, Optoplastic, Mini Facelift, Brow Lift, Chin Surgery, and Forehead Lift, Breast, Breast Augmentation, Breast Lift, Breast Reduction and Nipple Reduction, Body, Liposuction, Mini Tuck.

TREY GERRALD:

Body Lift, Hips Implants, Brazilian Butt Lift, Tummy Tuck, Thigh Lift, Arm Lift, and Buttocks Implants.

TREY GERRALD:

We also specialize in diagnostic medical surgery such as hernias, vaginal repair, and vaginoplasty.

TREY GERRALD:

Call us today for a free consultation!

TREY GERRALD:

Alright, so it's important, I just want this to be clear since you can't read the page unless you go right now.

TREY GERRALD:

This is all, like, in a Yelp format, so when you, like, click read more under the about the business, It's auto formatted, because I guess you just type in a little text box.

CHELSEY DONN:

mm hmm,

TREY GERRALD:

they tell you, you have to write in this text box, your specialties.

CHELSEY DONN:

mm hmm,

TREY GERRALD:

bold lettering specialties, and they've written, disclaimer, Yelp hides your reviews.

TREY GERRALD:

So

CHELSEY DONN:

they've taken the space That's not ordinarily used for this purpose, To get, to get roll out,

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, so, okay, so that was specialties, so

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

with, History, established in 1992, started with a passion to enhance women's health and beauty, over 20 years of experience and over 20, 000 procedures performed, please visit our website at www.

TREY GERRALD:

bgmgcosmetics.

TREY GERRALD:

com, which I did, So I just quickly want

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

when you go to that website, the homepage and big bold letters, it says number one celebrity cosmetic surgery center, but it doesn't tell you who said that it doesn't give you like credit.

TREY GERRALD:

There's no asterisk doesn't say what that statistic is

CHELSEY DONN:

It doesn't say like the LA Times or like LA Medical Magazine or something.

TREY GERRALD:

no, it's as if that's the

CHELSEY DONN:

That's just the name of the company.

CHELSEY DONN:

Got it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Of

TREY GERRALD:

so, you know, there's all the tabs, like click to contact, so the tab that I would imagine would be Gallery, or Images, or Previous Work, is simply listed as Babes, and when you click on it, it's BGMG Babes, which, I don't know, maybe that's empowering, and then under the Reviews tab, because they have their own Review tab,

CHELSEY DONN:

course.

TREY GERRALD:

They state that they've done over 50, 000 procedures, which I just thought was a noticeable 30, 000

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

from what they say on Yelp.

TREY GERRALD:

So I don't know if they just haven't

CHELSEY DONN:

But maybe it's because they haven't updated it and that was like where they were when they started the page.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

That's my thinking as

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Or maybe not.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

You're the one star.

TREY GERRALD:

So

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

all of that and I collected a five star.

TREY GERRALD:

So you'll hear my five star on the after show.

TREY GERRALD:

But now with all of that background,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

let's go to the negative side of the seesaw.

TREY GERRALD:

Let's do it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER:

Review that.

VOICEOVER:

Review

CHELSEY DONN:

I just want to quickly state that Trey and I have no opinions about plastic surgery being good or bad.

CHELSEY DONN:

We have no judgments about plastic surgery.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you want to do it for you, good for you, baby.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is all to be stated with no opinions.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, we think it's completely valid.

CHELSEY DONN:

Get your plastic surgery if you want it.

TREY GERRALD:

I honestly think if you have a negative opinion about someone else's plastic surgery, on you.

CHELSEY DONN:

Totally

TREY GERRALD:

Have it if you want it.

CHELSEY DONN:

agree.

TREY GERRALD:

the opinion doesn't matter.

TREY GERRALD:

So

CHELSEY DONN:

Nobody's opinion matters.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm just saying that because I have the one star and that's it.

CHELSEY DONN:

That doesn't come into the conversation at all, but just wanted to state it.

CHELSEY DONN:

So this one star review is written by Jan.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think this might be our first Jan, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

Jan B.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, here we go.

CHELSEY DONN:

Ladies, listen to the reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

I spent a whole year following BMG Cosmetics before making my final decision on a doctor to do my BBL.

CHELSEY DONN:

I read the reviews, but decided to overlook them because people could be harsh at times.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, I made the biggest mistake ever.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've been given the runaround for months until I was finally able to speak to the doctor.

CHELSEY DONN:

The doctor agreed on my butt not looking good.

CHELSEY DONN:

When I had my first consultation, I specifically told the doctor that I wanted those ugly bumps removed from my butt, and that is why I chose to get a BBL done.

TREY GERRALD:

hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

a okay with that as long as my butt looked good.

CHELSEY DONN:

Eight months later, here I am with a butt that looks like my old butt.

TREY GERRALD:

Mm.

CHELSEY DONN:

The doctor said I now need butt injections, and the cost would be 5, 000 additional from the 12, 000 I paid for my BBL.

CHELSEY DONN:

Once again, the reviews are true, you're just a number after your procedure, I trusted Dr.

CHELSEY DONN:

Sahafi with my procedure, And at the end, these are my results, ladies, All my hard earned money, Went to waste.

CHELSEY DONN:

Also take into consideration that I flew from Texas for this procedure.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm just sad and disappointed at this point and super angry with myself for overlooking reviews.

TREY GERRALD:

Hmm,

TREY GERRALD:

That's tough,

CHELSEY DONN:

I do have some photos.

CHELSEY DONN:

So Trey, this is before BBL is how it's marked.

CHELSEY DONN:

This next photo I'm going to send you is the after.

TREY GERRALD:

Alright, so the before I can see, it's like someone taking a selfie, but they've cropped it like right at their wrist, right, and they're standing in front of a shower, and they're wearing like a thong, like onesie, and it's just dimply, it's like you can see, I mean I guess this is cellulite, I mean it looks like a normal body,

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

because before looking at the after BBL like I don't know much about cellulite necessarily So I was curious they're like, oh like an answer may be cheaper off I don't know like why it was offered like we can just like lipo will help a little bit Cuz that doesn't seem like that would be addressing the dimples.

TREY GERRALD:

So but okay, that's my unknowing opinion, but

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, and then there's just one, oh sorry, there's one more that's after eight months, I'm gonna send to you, after you describe the next, the next one,

TREY GERRALD:

is the after BBL.

TREY GERRALD:

So is cropped even tighter.

TREY GERRALD:

It's straight on and they're covering.

TREY GERRALD:

I can see they've doodled over like a lower back tattoo, which is funny, but you can see like the mass of the booty is just like it's all more rectangular.

TREY GERRALD:

I would say like you can tell there's more mass, but I would say of those dimples are absolutely exactly the same.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like exactly where they were in the first photo.

TREY GERRALD:

It just looks like the booty is like more enhanced, I guess,

CHELSEY DONN:

slightly,

TREY GERRALD:

it doesn't, it's not that noticeable.

TREY GERRALD:

And then, all right, lastly, this is more of an up angle.

TREY GERRALD:

is after eight months.

TREY GERRALD:

There's like a circular one like on the left cheek and then there's a bunch of like linear lines on the right cheek and they're exceedingly present as present in this last picture as they were in the very first.

TREY GERRALD:

So this seems to have not addressed the cellulite at all.

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

Like, I would be very upset if this was my results.

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah, totally,

TREY GERRALD:

Also, this is kind of bizarro, but in the original photo, she's looking over her left shoulder, so it's not as direct head on as the very last one, and she's kind of in a similar position for the middle one, but I just want to point out, it seems like a shape issue originally with her body,

CHELSEY DONN:

mm hmm,

TREY GERRALD:

her right butt cheek kind of, it's not a perfect circle, it kind of is like, How do I describe this?

TREY GERRALD:

Like, the top of her butt, kind of like,

CHELSEY DONN:

it's not like two circles,

TREY GERRALD:

right, it goes concave

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

a point.

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah, mm hmm,

TREY GERRALD:

Stereotypically, you would draw a butt as like a big half circle.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

of like, goes in like a belly button, like you're pushing the stomach of the Pillsbury Doughboy, and it

CHELSEY DONN:

Is it cause she's wearing a thong now?

TREY GERRALD:

No, it's like the outside, but it's present all the way through.

TREY GERRALD:

Look at her right butt cheek.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, I see what you're saying.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's,

TREY GERRALD:

poke the Pillsbury Doughboy's stomach with

CHELSEY DONN:

it's okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think I figured out a good analogy.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, when you have a pillow on your couch and you go, hi yah!

CHELSEY DONN:

And you

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

Like the

CHELSEY DONN:

shoot it in the middle when you're staging so that you get that like, Boom.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's I'm making it aggressive.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like if you did a little higher, it's not like a full like push, but if you did a little one, that's what it looks like on this from the side.

TREY GERRALD:

And I'm, I'm only bringing this up because, to me, that looks like a human's butt.

TREY GERRALD:

It

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

an error or a flaw, but if I was going to a cosmetic surgeon to get a BBL,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

thought that they would maybe get rid

CHELSEY DONN:

Correct that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

like, stomach pushin

CHELSEY DONN:

more the whole idea, put more, put more stuffing in the pillow to the point where you're not going to be able to hire.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's going to be so taught and full.

CHELSEY DONN:

If you, if you did that to it, it would just like bounce back to its shape.

TREY GERRALD:

Exactly.

TREY GERRALD:

I thought of another analogy.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like when you have a plastic Coke bottle and you like crunch it a little and it doesn't pop back out.

TREY GERRALD:

It just retains that dent.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right, and I agree with you, like, I wanna be clear to respect Jan, like, when I see the photo of Jan's butt before any surgery, there's nothing wrong with Jan's butt, it is like a normal butt, honestly, better butt than my butt, It's a good but, like, Jan, it's a good but, but, Jan didn't love it, and wanted to change it, and the photos do not reflect that change,

TREY GERRALD:

No, it seems like the desire from the consultation was not met

CHELSEY DONN:

not met, and that's like very clear, and I want to point out, quickly, just circling back to what I was saying at the top of the show, like, I see Jan, As a doer, I see Jan as someone that did their homework.

CHELSEY DONN:

They read the reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

They posted the photos in terms of truthful shady here.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't think that this was slanderous.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think this is deeply personal and upsetting.

TREY GERRALD:

No, I think you're allowed to say that this is what your experience was.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

the photographic evidence is like, a little upsetting.

TREY GERRALD:

Like what occurred to me in hearing the review is like, why was What I was addressing, why was I given a different option?

TREY GERRALD:

And that's that could be maybe this procedure is more common and uh, you'll have this a similar side effect that will give you at least 80 percent of what it is you're seeking and maybe Cheaper.

TREY GERRALD:

Maybe it's

CHELSEY DONN:

right,

TREY GERRALD:

But that was my first sort of red flag.

TREY GERRALD:

Like, okay, if I'm wanting to address the bumps, why are we talking about doing these two other things?

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

And now I have to pay 5, 000 more to do butt injections.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why wouldn't you have, like, said that at the top?

CHELSEY DONN:

Even if that was an option, like, listen, we might have to do this afterwards.

TREY GERRALD:

yeah, that, and that is also something too, where it's like, if I wanted something specific and we went a different route, and then you have another idea.

TREY GERRALD:

Like post surgery to like try to get closer to then it's sort of like well, why didn't

CHELSEY DONN:

Why wasn't that brought up before?

TREY GERRALD:

I'm feeling nickel and dimed like

CHELSEY DONN:

Totally.

TREY GERRALD:

and you're gonna charge me for another procedure

CHELSEY DONN:

I just feel like you should disclose that, like at the top, if like, that's what makes it feel shady to, on the behalf of the provider.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't you think like if you go in for a procedure, you want the doctor to say like, here's plan A, B, and C.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, if A works, fantastic.

CHELSEY DONN:

If A doesn't work, we're gonna do plan A, add this for plan B, and if that doesn't work, then this is our last thing that we can do that we know will definitely work.

CHELSEY DONN:

Something like that.

CHELSEY DONN:

Even if it's a combination of things, even if the injections are the inevitable,

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, the only sort of like thing I'm holding out is I know that there is this stigma of going under being a little addictive.

TREY GERRALD:

And like, once you've corrected something, there's this desire to keep correcting other things.

TREY GERRALD:

And

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm

TREY GERRALD:

know that that's here because I can look at these pictures and see, like, the main issue was not addressed, but the whole, I, I also, like, well, okay, value unique information

CHELSEY DONN:

hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

I think the photos sort of do it all, and I

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

real, Jan really wins at saying, like, ladies, Read the reviews, stop and keep reading the reviews, and consider the reviews, because

CHELSEY DONN:

right,

TREY GERRALD:

to ignore them, and now here I am, out so much money,

CHELSEY DONN:

right.

TREY GERRALD:

and then flying from another

CHELSEY DONN:

I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, I was gonna say with the flying from Texas, What stood out for me about the flying for Texas and what you said about the website and admittedly I didn't do as much research into the company as you did, but it seems like Based on the reviews, this is like one of those super, like, Instagram, plastic surgery, like, yeah, like, it's just, like, very, like, oh my god, look, all the girlies are going to this place, and obviously they're claiming to be, like, the world's best celebrity, whatever, without any statistic, so I can see this happening, and I can see this being useful, because I can see there being other Jans out there that could benefit from Jan's review.

TREY GERRALD:

How's the spelling grammar?

CHELSEY DONN:

Very good and very intentional.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think Jan is an intentional writer and they have a point that they're getting, you know, getting to,

TREY GERRALD:

Do they say B M G or did they say B G M G?

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, BGMG, did I read it wrong?

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay,

TREY GERRALD:

Um, humor, entertained?

TREY GERRALD:

I'm kind of upset.

TREY GERRALD:

Like I'm feeling captured by the story.

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah, I'm feeling, I know, I think that like we, we often expand humor to like entertainment value and was I like enraptured by the story and I feel like I was, I believe Jan and I, I was moved.

CHELSEY DONN:

By what they had to say and their experience felt genuine and I have empathy for them.

CHELSEY DONN:

And I don't think they're a hater.

TREY GERRALD:

no.

TREY GERRALD:

No, I think they're coming to the defense of people that are considering hiring

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

plastic surgeon.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, they didn't.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't think they hit below the belt.

CHELSEY DONN:

So anyway, I think I could crown Jan.

TREY GERRALD:

I feel like I could crown

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh

TREY GERRALD:

do, Chelsey, it's game time!

CHELSEY DONN:

my.

TREY GERRALD:

Are you ready to play Plastic or Plast stink?

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Is it Plastic or is it Plastink?

TREY GERRALD:

Eww!

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

I

TREY GERRALD:

So, everyone, I have compiled ten trivia questions surrounding plastic surgery

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

on the internet,

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

basically I'm gonna ask you a question, I'm gonna give you an option of four, and you're gonna choose the one.

TREY GERRALD:

What you think is correct and then

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, Chelsey, are you ready?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, question one.

TREY GERRALD:

For men, what tends to be the most common type cosmetic surgery?

TREY GERRALD:

A, nose reshaping, B, facelift, C, liposuction, or D, eyelid surgery?

CHELSEY DONN:

Rhinoplasty?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like the nose job?

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm right.

TREY GERRALD:

Nose reshaping, as they call it.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

So nose reshaping accounts for 25 percent of male cosmetic

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, perfect.

TREY GERRALD:

Good job.

TREY GERRALD:

So number two, here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

What age bracket underwent the most cosmetic surgery procedures in the year 2012?

TREY GERRALD:

A.

TREY GERRALD:

13 19 year olds, B.

TREY GERRALD:

20 29 year olds, C.

TREY GERRALD:

30 39 year olds, D.

TREY GERRALD:

40 54 year olds, E.

CHELSEY DONN:

E

TREY GERRALD:

and over.

CHELSEY DONN:

oh geez,

CHELSEY DONN:

that's hard.

CHELSEY DONN:

2012.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm trying to think of where we were in in time and social media.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe 30 to 39.

CHELSEY DONN:

Hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do I get a second guess for a half point.

TREY GERRALD:

If you want.

CHELSEY DONN:

40 to 54.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Half point.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, so the correct answer is 40 54 year olds.

TREY GERRALD:

People in this age range account for 48 percent of all cosmetic surgeries.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

That makes sense.

CHELSEY DONN:

I feel like now I would guess it's trending younger, but I don't know for sure.

TREY GERRALD:

okay, here's another, I don't know why it's 2012.

TREY GERRALD:

What percentage of cosmetic surgery procedures were on men?

TREY GERRALD:

So what's the total percentage?

TREY GERRALD:

A 2%.

TREY GERRALD:

B, 9%.

TREY GERRALD:

C 15%, or D?

TREY GERRALD:

28%?

CHELSEY DONN:

Ooh, that's hard.

CHELSEY DONN:

15,

TREY GERRALD:

No.

CHELSEY DONN:

28.

VOICEOVER:

Brown.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

CHELSEY DONN:

So it's that low

TREY GERRALD:

like to guess again, for

CHELSEY DONN:

per quarter point.

CHELSEY DONN:

Is it nine?

TREY GERRALD:

So the correct answer is 9%,

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm not taking any points.

TREY GERRALD:

5 percent from the previous year, which

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, next one.

TREY GERRALD:

After Caucasians,

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

what ethnicity underwent the most cosmetic surgery procedure?

CHELSEY DONN:

Hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

A.

TREY GERRALD:

African American, B.

TREY GERRALD:

Hispanic, C.

TREY GERRALD:

Asian, or D.

TREY GERRALD:

Middle Eastern.

CHELSEY DONN:

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know why but like my instinct originally said Hispanic, so I'm just gonna go with that.

TREY GERRALD:

Very good.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe because of the whole Brazilian butt lift of it all.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

oh, interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

Even as the second runner up, with 1.

TREY GERRALD:

6 million procedures having been performed on Hispanic people, Caucasians underwent more than six times More procedures with 10.

TREY GERRALD:

2 million procedures having

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow,

TREY GERRALD:

in 2012.

TREY GERRALD:

That is a lot

CHELSEY DONN:

that is a lot.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, this one's fun.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Sprague had plastic surgery to look more like Which animal?

TREY GERRALD:

A.

TREY GERRALD:

Horse, B.

TREY GERRALD:

Lizard, C.

TREY GERRALD:

Dog, D.

TREY GERRALD:

Cat,

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh,

CHELSEY DONN:

I hope it's dog, even though that's kind of weird and gross.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think it would be the most like, I get it, kind of, because I like to be a dog sometimes.

CHELSEY DONN:

I think I'm gonna guess dog.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well, cat feels like another one you could do.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe cat?

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, final guess is Lizard, but I'm not taking any points,

CHELSEY DONN:

Lizard, yucky,

TREY GERRALD:

I actually didn't know, but when I knew it was lizard, I realized I had seen this person on like,

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm like Maury or something,

TREY GERRALD:

Edition, yeah, and they actually, like, snipped their tongue in the

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, in the center, this is horrible, oh, yeah, yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

All right, Chelsey, which is not?

TREY GERRALD:

One of the four types of breast implants, okay?

CHELSEY DONN:

okay,

TREY GERRALD:

Saline filled, B.

TREY GERRALD:

Subdermal hematoma, C.

TREY GERRALD:

Silicone gel filled, D.

TREY GERRALD:

Tissue engineered, is not

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna say B, because I feel like a hematoma is like,

TREY GERRALD:

hematoma.

CHELSEY DONN:

I feel like a hematoma is like something with blood or I don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know if that would be what I know.

CHELSEY DONN:

They do subdermal obviously beneath the skin, but I think hematoma is something else.

CHELSEY DONN:

So I'm gonna say B.

CHELSEY DONN:

Whoo!

TREY GERRALD:

Good job.

CHELSEY DONN:

She's a math, a scientist.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, one of the things.

TREY GERRALD:

Alright, which cosmetic surgery procedure has the most expensive average surgery cost?

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay,

TREY GERRALD:

A.

TREY GERRALD:

Breast Augmentation, B.

TREY GERRALD:

Facelift, C.

TREY GERRALD:

Lower Body Lift,

CHELSEY DONN:

hmm,

TREY GERRALD:

Hair Transplant.

CHELSEY DONN:

I would think lower body lift,

TREY GERRALD:

That's right,

CHELSEY DONN:

seems like the most surface area,

TREY GERRALD:

so this procedure will be the most expensive due to it involving removing excess skin and fat from the lower body, including the abdomen, buttocks, thighs, and hips.

TREY GERRALD:

It is a comprehensive surgery that requires extensive incisions and reshaping of multiple areas, resulting in higher surgical costs compared to other procedures, such as breast augmentation, facelift, or hair transplant.

CHELSEY DONN:

hmm, I'm doing pretty well at this game, great, love that for me,

TREY GERRALD:

Injecting silicone into women's breasts started in which country?

CHELSEY DONN:

hmm,

TREY GERRALD:

A.

TREY GERRALD:

Japan, B.

TREY GERRALD:

Germany, C.

TREY GERRALD:

France, or D.

TREY GERRALD:

United States.

CHELSEY DONN:

hmm,

CHELSEY DONN:

Japan?

TREY GERRALD:

How did you know that?

CHELSEY DONN:

I feel like Japan is like ahead a lot with like technology and different things and yeah I think that they're in terms of like beauty and I don't know I could see it.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, we have two more, plus a bonus if we need.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

In what state were silicone breast implants first A.

TREY GERRALD:

Texas, B.

TREY GERRALD:

Ohio, C.

TREY GERRALD:

New York, or D.

TREY GERRALD:

California.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like they want me to say California because of Silicon Valley but is that I think that might be for something different.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna say Cal Yeah, I think that's for tech, but I'm wondering if there's a connection.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm going to say California, might be wrong though.

TREY GERRALD:

Texas,

CHELSEY DONN:

Everything's bigger in Texas, but Texas doesn't really feel like it would be an epicenter for something like that, but maybe New York, New York,

CHELSEY DONN:

Texas, Texas, bigger in Texas.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

I thought.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, that is surprising.

TREY GERRALD:

Ohio said, well fuck my drag, okay,

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

What portion of plastic surgeries in the USA were performed in California

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

2003?

CHELSEY DONN:

2003.

TREY GERRALD:

A 50%, B, 20%, C 5%, or D 90%.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, can't be that.

CHELSEY DONN:

50.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh no.

CHELSEY DONN:

20.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Half.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, so let's do this final one.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

This one's probably the hardest though.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is like for the a, I guess on the test.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

How much money was spent on cosmetic plastic surgery and the year 2012?

TREY GERRALD:

A $110 million $1.1 billion.

TREY GERRALD:

C, 11 billion dollars, D, 110 billion dollars.

CHELSEY DONN:

Ayy.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yay.

CHELSEY DONN:

11 billion.

CHELSEY DONN:

I got it right!

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my god, so much pressure.

TREY GERRALD:

a total of 11 billion

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow,

TREY GERRALD:

cosmetic plastic surgery.

CHELSEY DONN:

crazy.

CHELSEY DONN:

I bet you it's even more now.

TREY GERRALD:

It must certainly be.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

good job, Queen, you

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

I got seven, I think.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm so proud of you.

TREY GERRALD:

You really, you

CHELSEY DONN:

plastic.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't plastic at all.

TREY GERRALD:

stink at all.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm just

CHELSEY DONN:

That was a good little quiz, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

Needed that to distract me.

CHELSEY DONN:

Love that.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review,

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

You ready to crown?

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm ready.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay, so Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens Are Tabulating,

VOICEOVER:

Total Score,

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, I had a feeling I was going to have it.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm holding up five crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've decided to make Jan be a Review Queen.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey is holding out that extra half crown at four and a half.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let us know why, Trey.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

I was gonna say Review Queen because I think it's so queenly and vulnerable to upload those very intimate photos of yourself.

TREY GERRALD:

I just wanna leave a little spare sense of room Because there's always two sides to every story.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm sort of second guessing it now because it's very strong.

TREY GERRALD:

The spelling is good.

TREY GERRALD:

I love the images.

TREY GERRALD:

They, like, spend enough time in the process before, like, posting and all of that's very queenly.

TREY GERRALD:

I just wonder, like, if you agreed to the procedure, Which, they say in their wordage, in the narrative, that the doctor said, like, you might get some of the results you're going for, like, if you were willing to be okay with the sum, then, I don't know,

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay,

TREY GERRALD:

tough, it's almost, it is sort of review queenly, because I feel bad for Jan, and I, I believe them, but, I don't know, I'm just gonna reserve a half crown, so, that's why I said four and a half, but it's a very strong review, Chelsey, why did you say a full review queen?

CHELSEY DONN:

I think that Jan's pretty queenly.

CHELSEY DONN:

I see their point of view really strongly.

CHELSEY DONN:

I feel like they're the kind of person that does their research.

CHELSEY DONN:

They read the reviews.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're providing evidence.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're well spoken.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're not slanderous.

CHELSEY DONN:

They're hitting a lot of notes that I really appreciate.

CHELSEY DONN:

I mostly feel like this is I'm sorry to say for the Plastic Surgeon, really influential because I feel that Jan is so genuine.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm definitely nervous about moving forward with this Plastic Surgeon.

CHELSEY DONN:

And I think if I'm being honest, if I was reading through the reviews, this review might keep me from going.

CHELSEY DONN:

And so for me, that's a Review Queen.

VOICEOVER:

There's a reply!

CHELSEY DONN:

Here we go.

CHELSEY DONN:

I saw your review and went and looked at your chart and I saw that we extensively discussed your issues.

CHELSEY DONN:

We discussed that your indentations would have a 50 percent chance to go away and a 50 percent chance to remain.

CHELSEY DONN:

The fat transfer has an unpredictable outcome because your body is in control of the outcome.

CHELSEY DONN:

You looked great at the end of the surgery, but your body decided to absorb the fat.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is very common knowledge and it was discussed with you through your virtual consult in office consult, and your prep consent review.

CHELSEY DONN:

You should have listened to our explanation of risks, benefits, and side effects.

CHELSEY DONN:

We're sorry that happened to you and are here to help.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trying to put the blame on us does not help.

TREY GERRALD:

Alright, well, this is just a terrible reply.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, it's just so uncaring, which, this is a doctor.

CHELSEY DONN:

And this is a patient.

TREY GERRALD:

Also, yes, I think a lot of people do know that, like, you will have fat loss from these BBLs, like, over time.

TREY GERRALD:

But, the wordage of like, your body decided to do it,

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Ugh.

TREY GERRALD:

it's like, are you saying, like, my body

CHELSEY DONN:

Like your fault.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

it's totally blaming,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

really a weird approach, also I'm hearing the virtual consult,

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

Zoom, maybe, I don't know, I don't know when this was, maybe life was different, but, I also hear there's a virtual, there's the in person, and then there's like the consent one too,

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

is a lot of times,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

It is interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

I just think, say that Fred is 100 percent correct in the facts.

TREY GERRALD:

It's such an uncaring reply.

CHELSEY DONN:

hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

Also, just not even addressing them saying, I saw the review and I looked up your file.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

also feels a little like invasive.

CHELSEY DONN:

Totally.

CHELSEY DONN:

So gross.

TREY GERRALD:

And I even pointed out, and we talked about in the narrative, Jan mentions that the phrase like, some results or whatever, something like, so that effect, so sure, but I all, I mean, I think the approach, the tact, all of that is such negative scoring, that I don't want to give the doctor a benefit

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

this is not how you should reply, it doesn't make me feel like you're gonna care for me, like, it sounds very defensive, it's a very defensive reply,

CHELSEY DONN:

Totally.

CHELSEY DONN:

And we've spoken about this before.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, it's a very hard line to balance a reply, especially when you're a doctor.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's something about the medical field that I just think you have to be a little bit more professional.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, I'm sorry, but you're going to be held to a higher standard.

CHELSEY DONN:

Standard, you're a medical professional and this review does not feel professional.

TREY GERRALD:

if the doctor is right

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

it is documented that we communicated it's a 50 50 chance,

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

the approach is very revealing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Totally.

TREY GERRALD:

and maybe because they are in the field, like, you are probably used to having to deal with people's expectations,

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm hmm.

TREY GERRALD:

sort of balancing that, and like, Trying to prepare them for like, the of like body absorption, all of that bullshit.

TREY GERRALD:

But like, I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm so turned off by this, it, it, it even me leaving half of a crown for like the other side of the story, I'm pissed and

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't like the doctor's response.

CHELSEY DONN:

Agree.

CHELSEY DONN:

Should we crown it?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

I could crown him.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are tabulating.

VOICEOVER:

Total Score?

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't even know why.

CHELSEY DONN:

Half crown, half crown.

CHELSEY DONN:

You go first, I guess.

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't even know why I'm doing half, but I'll hear your reason.

TREY GERRALD:

because it, it showed me that there is like virtual in person.

TREY GERRALD:

You're gonna have the additional consent, which might be like the hour before you go under, but.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, I think the approach and the attack is horribly misguided, but it is sort of pointing out like, just so hard.

TREY GERRALD:

It's so hard to be happy.

TREY GERRALD:

It's

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

to get it right.

TREY GERRALD:

There's no response to like, I felt nickeled and dimed.

TREY GERRALD:

I felt like, hey, let's do this other very expensive procedure to try to get closer to the result.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

This is not the way to reply.

TREY GERRALD:

I said half because they at least, I don't know, You could at least work from this and like polish it, but the doctor didn't even care to do that.

TREY GERRALD:

So maybe it should be zero crown.

TREY GERRALD:

I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

Why'd you say half?

CHELSEY DONN:

The only thing I could say here is, which is not the doctor's intent.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's really pushing me further to be like, no, no, thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

And also thanks for pointing out in writing this 50 percent statistic, because now I'm going to be really be thinking about that.

CHELSEY DONN:

And when I do go to another doctor, I'm going to ask them, About the statistics that you provided.

CHELSEY DONN:

So thank you for giving me that information.

CHELSEY DONN:

I guess that's where the half crown is coming from.

TREY GERRALD:

Yuck.

TREY GERRALD:

with this disgusting feeling.

VOICEOVER:

There's a reply!

CHELSEY DONN:

Jan has something to say.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

FYI ladies, the doctor never told me when he replied on my review, tell me why his staff called me saying the doctor is recommending more butt massages.

CHELSEY DONN:

Then he tells me butt injections.

CHELSEY DONN:

I wish he would have told me I had options.

CHELSEY DONN:

Instead of being professional and try to rectify and help fix what he did to my butt, he tries to get more money out of me?

CHELSEY DONN:

5, 000 for butt injections on top of the 12K that I paid for my BBL.

CHELSEY DONN:

One thing I can say is BGMG has Hella marketing skills.

CHELSEY DONN:

The doctor, unfortunately, is lacking professionalism and procedure skills.

CHELSEY DONN:

So sad that when we put a bad review, they get people to put good reviews to cover all the bad reviews from actual patients who have horrible results.

CHELSEY DONN:

Stay away!

TREY GERRALD:

funny, a choice of word to say rectify.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, that was funny.

TREY GERRALD:

it's just more proof.

TREY GERRALD:

Like,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

are the butt muscles?

TREY GERRALD:

I think maybe like that is like a shaping thing.

TREY GERRALD:

It seems so inappropriate and horrible and disgusting.

CHELSEY DONN:

it's definitely a thing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like a lot of the reviews mention the butt massages.

TREY GERRALD:

Does he do them?

CHELSEY DONN:

No, there are like, because somebody actually said like their person left and they were all upset.

CHELSEY DONN:

So no, there's different masseuses that are doing the butt massages, but it definitely seems like there's a lot of upselling that they're using to cover up possibly just bad plastic surgery.

TREY GERRALD:

To feel like you weren't given all of the information before you did something is like despicable,

CHELSEY DONN:

Agree.

TREY GERRALD:

and it's like your body,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

to do that to people that are wanting a different reality is like a different level of,

CHELSEY DONN:

And I think it, it, it points out to the number thing that Jan was talking about when she was like, the doctor didn't even reach out to me.

CHELSEY DONN:

He just replied to my review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, don't you think that that's kind of weird?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, why would the doctor just reply to the review and not be like, I saw that you were very unhappy.

CHELSEY DONN:

Clearly, they don't care.

CHELSEY DONN:

Clearly, you're just a number.

CHELSEY DONN:

Anyway, should we crown this?

TREY GERRALD:

I don't think I need to

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, I think my, my opinion remains the same, I'll say.

TREY GERRALD:

I would probably say Review Queen at this point, because

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah,

TREY GERRALD:

Jan's doing the fight, the good fight.

CHELSEY DONN:

I like honestly try, I can't wait to hear your five star review and to determine whether or not I think that it's real or it's fake.

CHELSEY DONN:

I have so many questions now because I've been just living in this land of one stars where I gotta say a lot of people have said similar things to Jan, so I gotta know what's going on in the five star section.

TREY GERRALD:

now.

TREY GERRALD:

I mean, that's the whole point of these verses is like trying to be balanced, but like, I totally believe Jan, which is why she probably, it really should be Review Queen for me.

CHELSEY DONN:

but it could be interesting because I want to know now, like, is this review that we're going to be reading on the after show going to be real?

TREY GERRALD:

Well, here we go.

TREY GERRALD:

I am going to be sharing on the after show on Friday, the five star review that is from the not currently recommended,

CHELSEY DONN:

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

This is the real ultimate test.

TREY GERRALD:

but don't feel like that means anything.

TREY GERRALD:

That's all

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

So if you want to hear Karl and Essa's five star review, then you got to go and join our Patreon.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do it.

CHELSEY DONN:

I can't wait to hear it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Honestly, I'm, I'm really, really wondering what's going to happen over there.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right,

TREY GERRALD:

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CHELSEY DONN:

Slash Patreon.

CHELSEY DONN:

Not Petrie off, Patreon.

TREY GERRALD:

Very good,

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, we did a queen, that's another round on the R U A R Q Ferris Wheel of rectifying.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank you for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN:

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TREY GERRALD:

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TREY GERRALD:

this week's After Show Pod, Chelsey and I are both taking a quick spin on the Meryl Go Round, as well as rating and reviewing that opposite end of the spectrum for BGMG cosmetic surgery.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow, I wonder why this was said.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why are we talking about how hot everybody is?

TREY GERRALD:

Isn't that interesting?

TREY GERRALD:

And that the doctor's handsome?

TREY GERRALD:

That's a little inappropriate to

CHELSEY DONN:

and also that the doctor was like, your butt's perfect, you don't need a BBL, like maybe you didn't want to do a BBL on her because you're not good at them.

TREY GERRALD:

Mmm.

TREY GERRALD:

Wow, I wonder too.

TREY GERRALD:

But Queens, please remember,

CHELSEY DONN:

Ignore the haters and the loud people.

CHELSEY DONN:

You're a queen.

TREY GERRALD:

Gender non specific, Queen!

CHELSEY DONN:

That's right.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bye.

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TREY GERRALD:

If you were gonna get any sort of plastic surgery, what would you do?

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm terrified of plastic surgery, but if I was going to do any plastic surgery, it would be my arms, because I'm like the most insecure about that part of my body.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, what about my wings cut off?

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

My little flabbity flabs.

CHELSEY DONN:

How about you?

TREY GERRALD:

I would want to get my chin.

CHELSEY DONN:

Chiseled?

TREY GERRALD:

I guess that's a facelift or like a lower, just like my

CHELSEY DONN:

Jaw lift thing?

CHELSEY DONN:

I don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

I consider doing a BBL like in the COVID times.

TREY GERRALD:

I was

CHELSEY DONN:

Really?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wow.

TREY GERRALD:

So I guess my ass and my chin,

CHELSEY DONN:

Chin and ass.

TREY GERRALD:

chin

CHELSEY DONN:

And I got the bingo bangos done.

CHELSEY DONN:

Alright, see you on Friday.

CHELSEY DONN:

Bye!

CHELSEY DONN:

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CHELSEY DONN:

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