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Episode 2604th October 2024 • Boomer Bunker • John Jamingo and The Duchess
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Listeners are treated to a rich tapestry of discussions as John Jamingo and The Duchess navigate their latest podcast episode. The opening skit sets a comedic tone with John playfully accusing the Duchess of infidelity in the podcasting realm for joining another show without prior knowledge. This humorous backdrop serves as a springboard for deeper conversations about loyalty and camaraderie within the podcasting community. Their banter evolves, leading to a reflective discussion on the nature of podcasting partnerships and the unspoken rules that govern them, all while maintaining an entertaining narrative flow.

The hosts then pivot to a more serious yet engaging analysis of a recent political debate, where Captain Giggles shares her thoughts on the candidates' performances. John, with his typical candor, expresses his frustration with the political climate, while Duchess offers a balanced critique. Their discussion highlights the importance of civil discourse in political debates, contrasting the often incendiary nature of political conversations in public forums. By bringing personal anecdotes into the mix, they not only critique the political landscape but also connect it to their own experiences and viewpoints, making the episode relatable and thought-provoking.

As the episode progresses, they delve into personal stories, with John recounting his adventures in podcasting technology. His tales of trial and error resonate with anyone who has attempted to navigate the complexities of content creation. The Duchess adds her humorous commentary, further enriching the narrative. This blend of humor, personal experience, and political commentary creates a dynamic listening experience that appeals to a wide audience, leaving them entertained and reflective as the episode draws close.

Takeaways:

  • The hosts discuss the recent debate and share their thoughts on the candidates' performances.
  • Duchess expresses her frustration with ongoing political discussions and the constant media coverage.
  • John Jamingo reflects on the importance of podcasting technology and how it can enhance viewer experience.
  • A humorous segment emerges about a recent podcast encounter where John addresses a perceived slight by Eric Zane.
  • The hosts explore the dynamics of their fantasy football leagues and the ups and downs of their teams.
  • Discussing celebrity deaths transitions into lighthearted banter about their impact on pop culture.

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John Chamingo:

Hey, how's it going, everybody?

John Chamingo:

Welcome to the Boomer bunker, the podcast.

John Chamingo:

It's not friends with school shooters.

John Chamingo:

I am one of your hosts, John Chamingo.

John Chamingo:

And over there, that person over there, Captain Giggles, over there, my podcast partner in crime, she stepped out on me last night with the Shiznit podcast.

John Chamingo:

I caught her.

John Chamingo:

I caught her cheating.

Captain Giggles:

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't caught you.

John Chamingo:

The duchess.

John Chamingo:

How you doing, Duchess?

Captain Giggles:

Good evening.

Captain Giggles:

It was a big surprise to see you on BT's podcast last night.

John Chamingo:

We haven't talked about this since it started, but.

John Chamingo:

So Brian sends me a link and says, hey, we're doing a five minute thing.

John Chamingo:

And I'm like, I don't know anything about wrestling, Brian.

John Chamingo:

I love Brian.

John Chamingo:

We did find out a lot about what he thinks of this show last night, which was funny, but I said, okay.

John Chamingo:

So I did find a story about wrestling.

John Chamingo:

So I said, all right, I'll.

John Chamingo:

Come on.

John Chamingo:

I could do.

John Chamingo:

Trust me, I could do five minutes on anything.

John Chamingo:

Which he said, do it.

John Chamingo:

So then he brings me in.

John Chamingo:

Who's in there with him?

John Chamingo:

The Duchess.

John Chamingo:

Sit right there.

John Chamingo:

I was like, oh, hey.

John Chamingo:

It was like I walked in on my wife with another guy.

John Chamingo:

I was like, hey, what the hell's going on?

John Chamingo:

You didn't even tell me.

Captain Giggles:

You didn't tell me who was calling who a cheater.

Captain Giggles:

You didn't tell me you were going on.

John Chamingo:

I'm a guy.

John Chamingo:

I'm hanging out with my buddy.

John Chamingo:

I don't have to tell you I'm hanging out with another guy.

John Chamingo:

What is.

Captain Giggles:

I certainly don't.

Captain Giggles:

It was just funny.

Captain Giggles:

Cause we, you know, I bopped into the streamyard link, and then, like, 10 seconds later, he pops John in.

Captain Giggles:

And I was like, john, it was so funny.

Captain Giggles:

You look just as surprised as we.

John Chamingo:

Were both like, what was that?

John Chamingo:

What the hell?

John Chamingo:

What's going on there?

Captain Giggles:

What was that all about?

John Chamingo:

All right, so listen, I've been playing around with what we use here to run the show, and I've been taking classes.

John Chamingo:

I've got new things going on here.

John Chamingo:

So listen, we gonna have a little bugs I gotta work out.

John Chamingo:

I'm trying different things to make it easier for me.

John Chamingo:

Like, I can switch cameras now.

John Chamingo:

This is the duchess's favorite angle.

John Chamingo:

I can go back to this one and over to this one and all this other good stuff.

John Chamingo:

So I have all that.

John Chamingo:

And I.

John Chamingo:

You know the thing, I always get upset because I don't think people like when things go wrong on a podcast and, you know, they start talking about it.

John Chamingo:

Well, I have to tell you, I listened to a show called, well, it's actually a YouTube channel called no one likes Onions.

John Chamingo:

The reason I do that is because he goes all in on Aaron Emholt and just, it just berates him.

John Chamingo:

It's amazing.

Captain Giggles:

So Jason Ami is asking what kind.

John Chamingo:

Of classes it is.

John Chamingo:

Ecamm live.

John Chamingo:

It's ecamm live.

John Chamingo:

So.

John Chamingo:

And what I did, this, everything we you see right now is all brand new.

John Chamingo:

It's all built and it's all brand new.

John Chamingo:

Everything, every scene we're going to do, it's all brand new.

John Chamingo:

So I don't think that when someone has problems, it's fun to listen to.

John Chamingo:

Well, the guy who's been podcasting for, he says, 20 years, I don't know, he changed his whole audio setup and he went to a rodecaster pro and he had nothing with problems with it last night.

John Chamingo:

And he would not stop.

John Chamingo:

He, his add kicked in.

John Chamingo:

He was like, I gotta fix this.

John Chamingo:

I could not stop listening to it and roared through the whole thing.

John Chamingo:

I'm like, oh, my God, is this what I sound like?

John Chamingo:

The first 25 minutes of it was some of the best, well, YouTube channel stories I've ever seen.

John Chamingo:

So anyhow, we're going to get in that.

John Chamingo:

We got a lot of stuff to talk about.

John Chamingo:

So much, so much that the debate was on last night.

John Chamingo:

We were going to try to, I said, hey, would you guys want us to live stream this?

John Chamingo:

And I got.

John Chamingo:

Bud Vugar is like, yes, yes.

John Chamingo:

He was the only one.

John Chamingo:

I'm like, well, I'm not.

Captain Giggles:

I know.

John Chamingo:

Don't be wrong.

John Chamingo:

Love Bud vugar, but I'm not going to go in there and just do this for Bud vugar.

John Chamingo:

And you know what?

John Chamingo:

I'm glad I didn't because I got a chance to really pay attention to that.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

All right, so what I want to ask you, Duchess, cause I guess this is what we're going to get into first.

John Chamingo:

What did you think about the debate?

John Chamingo:

What were your thoughts on the debate?

Captain Giggles:

Well, I think overall, if I had to pick who, who was, who came out ahead, it was definitely JD Vance.

Captain Giggles:

He remained calm.

Captain Giggles:

He was able to discuss the issues.

Captain Giggles:

Did he tap dance around a few things?

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, but you expect that it's a debate and you're very limited on time.

Captain Giggles:

I just appreciated the way he answered things and I liked the fact that, I'll give Tim wall some credit.

Captain Giggles:

They were very civil and very engaging with each other, and I like that.

Captain Giggles:

I don't, personally, I'm not a big fan of attack segments.

Captain Giggles:

Like that type of thing, so.

Captain Giggles:

But I did, I did like it.

Captain Giggles:

I disagreed with a few things.

Captain Giggles:

Of course, there's always some topics that, you know, everybody has their own topics, so there's a few things I disagreed on, but for the most part, no, I had, I have some, of course, disconcerting on the issues on that, but.

John Chamingo:

I'm so sick of talking about it.

John Chamingo:

I just want it over with.

John Chamingo:

God, these broads will never shut the fuck up.

John Chamingo:

Yappy, yappy, yappy.

John Chamingo:

My body, my choice, man.

John Chamingo:

Name.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

John Chamingo:

There's so much more going on.

Captain Giggles:

Then let us fucking do what we want.

John Chamingo:

You know what?

John Chamingo:

Fine.

John Chamingo:

You know what?

John Chamingo:

Here's the problem with women and any kind of thing that they want, they don't shut the fuck up about it until you're just like, I don't care.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

John Chamingo:

Go ahead, rip it out.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

John Chamingo:

Pull it out of your vagina, put it on the table and hit it with a fucking hammer.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry.

Captain Giggles:

Okay, what was that?

John Chamingo:

What were you talking about?

Captain Giggles:

But I'm the one that talks and yells about it, okay?

Captain Giggles:

It's 30 seconds of ranting.

John Chamingo:

Women drive us fucking crazy.

John Chamingo:

And there's not a guy in this audience or not a guy that's listening to this, sitting there going, he's right, you know, I'll tell you, the other day I was told we were talking something about my wife and I, and she wanted something.

John Chamingo:

I'm like, I don't think we should do that.

John Chamingo:

And she just nag and nagging, nagging, nagging.

John Chamingo:

You're finally like, if this will shut you the fuck up, I'll do it.

John Chamingo:

I don't care what it is.

Captain Giggles:

Wow, sounds super healthy.

Captain Giggles:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, it's a great.

John Chamingo:

How long you been divorced, John?

Captain Giggles:

Grumpy old man living in a basement.

Captain Giggles:

But okay, I don't live in a.

John Chamingo:

Big, well, you know what?

John Chamingo:

I kind of spend more time down here than I do any other place.

Captain Giggles:

But yeah, okay, I'll be like the basement dweller.

Captain Giggles:

We change your name to Jamingo the basement dweller.

Captain Giggles:

Well, that's where all your stuff is.

Captain Giggles:

That's like your podcast dungeon.

Captain Giggles:

Literally dungeon.

Captain Giggles:

So it is.

Captain Giggles:

No, it's, it's.

Captain Giggles:

I am very much looking forward to the election being over.

John Chamingo:

Well, I'm the outcome.

Captain Giggles:

Well, of course, of course.

Captain Giggles:

If it's the proper outcome.

Captain Giggles:

But it's exhausting because it's.

Captain Giggles:

And the ads haven't even started yet.

Captain Giggles:

Like they've started, but they're not going to be anything.

Captain Giggles:

Give it like two weeks before and it's.

Captain Giggles:

We're just going to be pummeled.

Captain Giggles:

But a good job.

John Chamingo:

Louise is absolutely right.

John Chamingo:

Women's nag until compliance.

John Chamingo:

That.

John Chamingo:

That is absolutely 100% true.

John Chamingo:

John will grow in the dark, will glow in the dark from all the radon he's taking in.

John Chamingo:

Oh yeah, that's right.

John Chamingo:

You know, I never checked down here.

John Chamingo:

Maybe there is radon.

John Chamingo:

Well, whatever.

John Chamingo:

I only got a few more times left.

Captain Giggles:

I'm down there next week.

Captain Giggles:

I'll see if I have a little detector coming.

John Chamingo:

Boomer Bob's little group.

John Chamingo:

He says, boomer Bob, when I get my free housing voucher because I've had ten kids, it will affect your cost of housing.

John Chamingo:

You can stay at my place.

John Chamingo:

Wait a minute, let's try this again.

John Chamingo:

Hang on, Boomer Bob, when I get my free housing voucher because I've had ten kids.

John Chamingo:

She's had ten kids.

John Chamingo:

That's not true.

Captain Giggles:

No, no no no.

Captain Giggles:

I think she's just stating like, as a woman, if she's had ten kids, it's gonna affect your cost of housing.

John Chamingo:

Right.

Captain Giggles:

It's a little vague.

Captain Giggles:

Okay?

Captain Giggles:

I think that's what she meant.

John Chamingo:

All right.

John Chamingo:

Hey, you know what?

John Chamingo:

Later on we've got.

John Chamingo:

Who are.

John Chamingo:

Who is this nitwit segment of.

Captain Giggles:

Mm hmm.

John Chamingo:

French kiss, baby.

John Chamingo:

French.

Captain Giggles:

French kiss.

Captain Giggles:

Wow.

Captain Giggles:

Who gets that?

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry, did I say french kiss?

John Chamingo:

Talking about women.

John Chamingo:

French kiss.

John Chamingo:

Where the hell's your mind at, John?

Captain Giggles:

I don't know.

John Chamingo:

Now they want my fucking hat.

Captain Giggles:

Now you're all fired up.

John Chamingo:

I'm all fired up.

Captain Giggles:

Louise.

Captain Giggles:

You can have the hat and the french kiss.

Captain Giggles:

How about that?

John Chamingo:

All right, so here's what I.

John Chamingo:

Are you done?

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry because I keep interrupting you like a dick, but.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, but women go on.

Captain Giggles:

We go on.

John Chamingo:

All right, so here's what I think about the debate last night.

John Chamingo:

I thought.

John Chamingo:

I was surprised how, what?

John Chamingo:

I believe how well, I thought Tampon Tim Wells did.

John Chamingo:

I thought he did a lot better than I thought.

John Chamingo:

Although, you know, he was a little shaky herky jerky when he first got out there.

Captain Giggles:

Oh my God.

Captain Giggles:

Right?

Captain Giggles:

He's witching.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

And disconcerting to watch him.

John Chamingo:

And they hit him with a question and he, you know, he wasn't ready for that.

John Chamingo:

But you know something?

John Chamingo:

They.

Captain Giggles:

Again, panicked eyes was just.

Captain Giggles:

Sorry.

Captain Giggles:

I know.

John Chamingo:

So.

John Chamingo:

And then he did the word Sal.

John Chamingo:

And we might as well get into this now because I can.

John Chamingo:

I can do the debate thing.

John Chamingo:

So the first thing he does is he comes in and he's, he's like, hey, works for Kamala.

John Chamingo:

Let me try a word salad.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

Captain Giggles:

are protests in the spring of:

John Chamingo:

Radio and other media outlets are reporting.

Captain Giggles:

That you actually didn't travel to Asia until August of that year.

Captain Giggles:

Can you explain that discrepancy?

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Well, into the folks out there didn't get at the top of this.

John Chamingo:

Look, I grew up in small, rural Nebraska, town of 400.

John Chamingo:

Town that you rode your bike with your buddies till the streetlights come on.

John Chamingo:

And I'm proud of that service to ride around with your bike and friends.

Captain Giggles:

This little east street, he cannot speak under pressure.

Captain Giggles:

He literally, he panicked, like, every, almost every question he answered, you know, they start, they.

Captain Giggles:

Both of them did that whole, like, I was run up in the middle, you know, that whole middle class or low income, whatever, which is super annoying way to start your sentence.

Captain Giggles:

But he just could not get through it.

Captain Giggles:

Every question, he just, like you said, he vapor locks.

Captain Giggles:

He was just like, let me get this out.

Captain Giggles:

And then he almost forgets what he has to answer.

John Chamingo:

Mm hmm.

John Chamingo:

I agree.

Captain Giggles:

I think they had to remind him one time, like, that's not.

John Chamingo:

All right, so here we go.

John Chamingo:

Joined the national Guard at 17, worked on family farms.

John Chamingo:

And then I use the GI bill to become a teacher.

John Chamingo:

Passionate about it, a young teacher.

John Chamingo:

My first year out, I got the opportunity in the summer of 89 to travel to China 35 years ago, be able to do that.

John Chamingo:

I came back home and then started a program to take young people there.

John Chamingo:

We would take basketball teams, we would take baseball teams, we would take dancers, and we would go back and forth to China.

John Chamingo:

The issue for that was, was to try and learn.

John Chamingo:

Now, look, my community knows who I am.

John Chamingo:

They saw where I was at.

John Chamingo:

They look, I will be the first to tell you, I have poured my heart into my community.

John Chamingo:

I've tried to do the best I can, but I've not been perfect.

John Chamingo:

And I'm a knucklehead at times, but it's always been about that.

John Chamingo:

Those same people elected me to Congress for twelve years.

John Chamingo:

And in Congress, I was one of the most bipartisan people working on things like farm bills that we got done working on, veterans benefits.

John Chamingo:

And then the people of Minnesota were able to elect me to governor twice.

John Chamingo:

So, look, my commitment has been from the beginning to make sure that I'm there for the people, to make sure that I get this right.

John Chamingo:

I will say more than Katie's there.

John Chamingo:

Like, what the fuck is he talking about?

Captain Giggles:

He looks like we.

Captain Giggles:

Can we just get to some of the comments?

John Chamingo:

All right.

Captain Giggles:

Deuce says, what's that drop?

Captain Giggles:

Get to the fucking point.

John Chamingo:

Where is it?

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Captain Giggles:

And then.

Captain Giggles:

Wait, wait.

Captain Giggles:

Where'd it go?

Captain Giggles:

Pelorido said Tim looked like Eric Zane when he saw Jamingo's comment pop up.

Captain Giggles:

Like, just.

Captain Giggles:

I'm a knucklehead.

Captain Giggles:

We got to score before halftime and go for it on fourth down.

Captain Giggles:

You know?

John Chamingo:

Get a fucking point.

John Chamingo:

There it is.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, it's just too funny.

John Chamingo:

Jody over in Rumble says he looks like a queer in the headlights.

John Chamingo:

You know what?

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry, but this is what I'm going to do.

John Chamingo:

You know what?

John Chamingo:

Chat.

John Chamingo:

I love you.

John Chamingo:

I love you, but this is.

John Chamingo:

I'm going to steal your jokes.

John Chamingo:

When you put a joke out there that's really good.

John Chamingo:

I'm just taking it.

John Chamingo:

I'm not going to give you any credit for it.

John Chamingo:

No, no, I'm not a credit.

John Chamingo:

I want to be the funny guy on my podcast.

John Chamingo:

I can't have the chat funnier than me.

John Chamingo:

I'm just stealing your jokes.

Captain Giggles:

We'll need them to keep giving us jokes.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, I know, but listen, if I use your line and you don't get that, that should be your credit.

John Chamingo:

Enough.

John Chamingo:

I used your line.

John Chamingo:

Just telling you that from now on, I'm not going to say anything.

John Chamingo:

I'm just going to steal somebody's line.

John Chamingo:

Sorry, jody.

John Chamingo:

All right, here we go.

John Chamingo:

Let's go back to the queer and the headlights.

John Chamingo:

Many times.

John Chamingo:

I will talk a lot.

John Chamingo:

I will get caught up in the rhetoric.

John Chamingo:

But being there, the impact it made, the difference it made in my life.

John Chamingo:

I learned a lot about China.

John Chamingo:

I hear the critiques of this.

John Chamingo:

I would make the case that Donald Trump should have come on one of those trips with us.

John Chamingo:

I guarantee you he wouldn't be praising Xi Jinping about COVID And I guarantee you he wouldn't start a trade war that he ends up losing.

John Chamingo:

So this is about trying to understand the world.

John Chamingo:

It's about trying to do the best you can for your community, and then it's putting yourself out there and letting your folks understand what it is.

John Chamingo:

My commitment, whether it be through teaching, which I was good at, or whether it was being a good soldier or was being a good member of Congress, those are the things that I think are the values that people care about.

Captain Giggles:

Governor, just to follow up on that.

John Chamingo:

The question was, can you explain the discrepancy all I said on this was I got there that summer and misspoke on this, so I will just.

John Chamingo:

That's what I've said.

John Chamingo:

I lied.

John Chamingo:

I just lied.

John Chamingo:

So I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protest went in, and from that I learned a lot of what needed to be in governance.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

What is it they say?

Captain Giggles:

Those who can do and those who can't teach?

John Chamingo:

Exactly.

Captain Giggles:

My favorite is when they.

Captain Giggles:

They did the follow up.

Captain Giggles:

He's like, well, I just, blah, blah.

Captain Giggles:

And then, and then he stood there for a moment and it was just silence.

Captain Giggles:

So he's like, I have to keep talking.

Captain Giggles:

And so he just kept going and going and going to fill the silence.

Captain Giggles:

It was.

Captain Giggles:

I was very uncomfortable watching him because I was in my brain, I was like, oh, God, he's so fucking up.

Captain Giggles:

It's so like, I couldn't imagine being on this, in the spotlight like that.

Captain Giggles:

Like that would center stage and he's already fucking it up.

John Chamingo:

But he has 20 minutes in speaker three.

John Chamingo:

He is.

John Chamingo:

If you elect him, he's one step away from the presidency.

Captain Giggles:

I know.

John Chamingo:

Here's the other thing.

Captain Giggles:

He can't get his words out.

Captain Giggles:

I mean.

John Chamingo:

Well, he.

John Chamingo:

So here's what I think.

John Chamingo:

I would actually.

John Chamingo:

I would like it if they got rid of Trump and Harris and had JD run against walls.

John Chamingo:

To me, I would rather have JD as the president than Trump.

John Chamingo:

Just because.

John Chamingo:

Now, don't get me wrong, I understand Trump is an entertainer, but he can't do what JD.

John Chamingo:

JD was a masterful way of debating.

Captain Giggles:

They was very.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, they.

John Chamingo:

He took the questions and they tried to get them.

John Chamingo:

They tried again January 6.

John Chamingo:

How many times we got talked about January 6.

John Chamingo:

And then, see, this is where I felt that JD stumbled and.

John Chamingo:

And I to up the same point.

John Chamingo:

Walls stumbled is when they tried to make them explain what their running mates did.

John Chamingo:

of, you know, what about the:

John Chamingo:

I would have been.

John Chamingo:

aid, are we talking about the:

John Chamingo:

He does.

John Chamingo:

Trump doesn't believe he lost.

John Chamingo:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

And so he says that.

John Chamingo:

And it.

John Chamingo:

And so you say that there's no evidence.

John Chamingo:

Well, you know, there's kind of a lot of evidence if you look for it, but you guys won't do your job and look for the evidence.

John Chamingo:

So there is no evidence when you don't look for it.

Captain Giggles:

ell, Hillary still maintained:

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

Okay, so were we talking about that stolen from her stolen election.

John Chamingo:

Right.

John Chamingo:

He was an illegitimate president.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

Is that the same thing?

Captain Giggles:

Kind of.

John Chamingo:

Kind of like the illegitimate child that Kamala Harris husband had with the babysitter?

John Chamingo:

That's the kind of same thing.

Captain Giggles:

There's more.

John Chamingo:

We're worried about:

John Chamingo:

The:

John Chamingo:

We can't go back and change what happened there.

John Chamingo:

It doesn't matter.

John Chamingo:

Trump left on the 21 January like he was supposed to.

John Chamingo:

And you know what?

John Chamingo:

We'll be ready to move back in again on the 21 January.

John Chamingo:

And he only has one more term, so he's going to leave after that.

John Chamingo:

So you guys have to worry about any of that stuff.

John Chamingo:

But you still like to harp on that.

John Chamingo:

So here we are again.

John Chamingo:

That's just the way I feel about it.

John Chamingo:

All right, so remember, we have the, this is our segment, the can't understand normal thinking segment.

John Chamingo:

All right, thinking.

John Chamingo:

So, yeah, thinking.

John Chamingo:

I remember.

John Chamingo:

Look, I got it right.

John Chamingo:

See, I told you.

John Chamingo:

Went back and did that.

John Chamingo:

Redid everything.

John Chamingo:

All right, so after the debate.

John Chamingo:

After the debate, I went to listen to all the shows afterwards, the after debate shows, I listened to Fox, I listened to Megyn Kelly, I listened to CNN, and I went over to MSDNC.

John Chamingo:

And as soon as it was, oh.

Captain Giggles:

My God, they were bonkers.

John Chamingo:

Rachel Maddow, when I listened to this, my jaw hit the floor.

John Chamingo:

This is what she said.

John Chamingo:

I think the big picture takeaway from this is that one of these candidates is much slicker than the other, is a much more practiced kind of professional debate style speaker.

John Chamingo:

And the other candidate won.

John Chamingo:

Candidate won.

John Chamingo:

Were you watching the same debate I was watching?

John Chamingo:

How the fuck does that even happen?

Captain Giggles:

Clearly out of her mind.

Captain Giggles:

Clearly.

Captain Giggles:

She's so biased.

John Chamingo:

Oh, my God, Sparky, I'm with you.

John Chamingo:

I can't stand that.

John Chamingo:

Can't understand normal thinking.

John Chamingo:

That's the truth.

Captain Giggles:

Really?

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, she.

Captain Giggles:

It is.

Captain Giggles:

It was shocking that some people maintained like, oh, waltz did great.

Captain Giggles:

No, he didn't.

Captain Giggles:

He was sweaty and stammering.

Captain Giggles:

He could.

Captain Giggles:

He looked scared to death on a couple occasions.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, yeah, he was all.

Captain Giggles:

He looked like he was so many camera angles.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, there's so many.

Captain Giggles:

That camera is on YouTube all the time.

Captain Giggles:

And my favorite were the split screens when he would just like, every time JD would say something, he was like.

Captain Giggles:

He'd write it down, I think JD, what?

Captain Giggles:

Wrote something down a couple times.

Captain Giggles:

Like, he didn't need.

Captain Giggles:

He had it, which is impressive.

Captain Giggles:

He was able to respond, like, so quickly.

Captain Giggles:

So on the.

John Chamingo:

My favorite was he's sitting there and he's looking at walls talking.

John Chamingo:

And then walls would say something.

John Chamingo:

He would look back at the camera.

Captain Giggles:

Like, it was like, fourth wall break.

Captain Giggles:

It was wonderful.

Captain Giggles:

It was like in the office when they, like, look at the camera.

Captain Giggles:

I was like, oh, my God.

Captain Giggles:

I, it's so brilliant.

Captain Giggles:

Like, and the memes that are going to come out of that are going to be, are amazing.

Captain Giggles:

And it was.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, like a deadpool or anything else.

Captain Giggles:

He just, just him cutting it, not turning his head, but just cutting his eyes a bit.

Captain Giggles:

I was like, fabulous.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, that was just great.

John Chamingo:

All right, so let's, let's listen to Rachel.

John Chamingo:

There was one bad moment for Tim Walls in this debate where he got mixed up and embarrassed in answering a question about exactly what month he had been in China in relation to the Tiananmen Square protest.

Captain Giggles:

But then on just that, guns on.

John Chamingo:

January 6, on Obamacare, on the economy, on blaming everything on the border, back again on health care, on abortion, on.

Captain Giggles:

Every issue, on substance.

John Chamingo:

JD Vance was very polished and very slick.

Captain Giggles:

And Tim walz beat it on all the substantive points.

John Chamingo:

Beat him.

John Chamingo:

He beat him.

John Chamingo:

I, like, again, I maybe beat off.

Captain Giggles:

To him, but I don't think he beat him.

John Chamingo:

So what will happen?

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

So what'll happen is they'll take these and they'll post these clips all over social media to the low iq or the people that aren't paying attention and the ones that.

John Chamingo:

And they'll say, oh, oh, JD won.

John Chamingo:

But if you watched it, it wasn't even close.

John Chamingo:

It really wasn't even close.

John Chamingo:

And to me, this should be illegal.

John Chamingo:

What she's doing right here should be illegal.

John Chamingo:

It really should be.

John Chamingo:

I mean, this is propaganda to the, to the 10th degree.

John Chamingo:

But that wasn't the best.

John Chamingo:

The best was when Michael Duncan Clark over got on the thing.

Captain Giggles:

You don't like her.

John Chamingo:

All right, Michael Duncan Clark.

John Chamingo:

I mean, Jay.

John Chamingo:

Joy Reid, she starts.

John Chamingo:

And the thing about Joy Reid that cracks me up is this woman has not got one thing right in her entire life, especially that haircut.

John Chamingo:

Jesus Christ.

Captain Giggles:

That's why she's on MSNBC.

John Chamingo:

So I've never seen a manlier man in a woman.

John Chamingo:

Just Michelle just slop off.

John Chamingo:

You know what?

John Chamingo:

Michelle Obama actually does look like a woman.

John Chamingo:

Not this broad.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

But he said, number one, nothing memorable.

John Chamingo:

There's nothing clippable in what he said.

John Chamingo:

They were just all smooth, bland lies.

John Chamingo:

He got outdone by JD, by Tim Walsh, who may be awkward.

John Chamingo:

Got outdone by JD.

John Chamingo:

I mean, Tim Walsh, you get right?

John Chamingo:

He may, it took him a while to get warmed up, but he won the debate because he actually had substance.

John Chamingo:

He was relatable.

John Chamingo:

And he didn't go in there to slay JD Vance.

John Chamingo:

He went in there to show himself and he showed himself to be bipartisan.

John Chamingo:

He showed himself to be reasonable, practical.

John Chamingo:

He showed himself to be practical.

John Chamingo:

He acted as a governor.

John Chamingo:

And a lot of people are complaining that he did knock JD Vance out and that he wasn't rhetorically cruel, but that was not his job.

John Chamingo:

It was obvious that his job was to sell Kamala Harris as president poorly.

John Chamingo:

He did that very well.

John Chamingo:

He won the debate.

Captain Giggles:

He did that so poorly.

Captain Giggles:

There was no comeback to that.

Captain Giggles:

First of all, I think JD Vance is very respectful.

Captain Giggles:

He could have taken.

John Chamingo:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

He definitely could have Tim waltz down.

Captain Giggles:

A few times that.

Captain Giggles:

I think he was very gracious in his responses.

Captain Giggles:

So I think the two of them were okay.

Captain Giggles:

But it's just like, what was the line?

Captain Giggles:

She said he performed.

Captain Giggles:

She kept saying.

Captain Giggles:

He kept performing.

Captain Giggles:

I'm like, nobody.

Captain Giggles:

No, no, he did terrible.

Captain Giggles:

He did terrible.

Captain Giggles:

Nobody wanted to see what he was performing.

John Chamingo:

I went on.

John Chamingo:

So then I went on TikTok afterwards, and just the people that were on there saying that walls had won and he had just embarrassed JD Vance and all.

John Chamingo:

And I'm sitting there.

John Chamingo:

So of course I weighed into the comments, like Leroy Jenkins and.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

And they're like, yeah, and I should know better.

John Chamingo:

But I don't.

John Chamingo:

I don't.

John Chamingo:

I don't know any better.

Captain Giggles:

No, you do know better, but you don't care.

John Chamingo:

No, I don't.

John Chamingo:

I really.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

John Chamingo:

I don't.

John Chamingo:

I enjoy.

John Chamingo:

I enjoy the back and forth.

John Chamingo:

I do.

Captain Giggles:

So is there back and forth or they just yell at you and then block you?

John Chamingo:

Well, I mean, you know, listen, we're old.

John Chamingo:

We have, you know.

John Chamingo:

You know, I'll be.

John Chamingo:

I'll be 63 next month.

John Chamingo:

You know, I'm old.

John Chamingo:

I like to.

John Chamingo:

You know, I'm very emotional about what I do.

John Chamingo:

And I think as you get older, your emotions come out and you don't.

John Chamingo:

You don't give me like before.

John Chamingo:

You're like, oh, I can't do this.

John Chamingo:

When you get to be my age or older and all, you don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

John Chamingo:

You don't.

John Chamingo:

You don't give a shit.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

Captain Giggles:

I don't care.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, I get it.

John Chamingo:

So I watched this thing where on Tucker Carlson.

John Chamingo:

He had Roseanne Barr on there and she had a Jamingo moment.

Captain Giggles:

She is fucking crazy.

John Chamingo:

I.

Captain Giggles:

Crazy woman.

John Chamingo:

Listen.

John Chamingo:

She is crazy.

John Chamingo:

She's.

John Chamingo:

As you know, she's batshit crazy, but this made me cackle.

John Chamingo:

I must have watched this 30 times.

John Chamingo:

I love this, ladies and gentlemen.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

Captain Giggles:

Do you know Tucker?

Captain Giggles:

Tucker.

Captain Giggles:

I better shut up.

John Chamingo:

No.

Captain Giggles:

Do you know how many people I had?

John Chamingo:

Do you know what I do?

John Chamingo:

e they stole that election in:

Captain Giggles:

They gave us a goddamn Covid so we'd send in those mail order ballots.

John Chamingo:

And all that bullshit.

Captain Giggles:

And the post office cheated, too.

Captain Giggles:

ed us out of our president in:

Captain Giggles:

They made us sick.

John Chamingo:

Here she goes.

Captain Giggles:

Fate.

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

Go, baby.

Captain Giggles:

Fake.

Captain Giggles:

Overthrew the United States of America.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my God.

Captain Giggles:

Fate overthrew the constitutional Republican Republic of the United States of America.

Captain Giggles:

And then they covered it up with their January 6 bullshit, with their insurrection.

Captain Giggles:

Because the first thing President Trump did, God bless that man.

John Chamingo:

And I love him, and everybody knows it.

John Chamingo:

I love him more now than I ever loved him.

Captain Giggles:

And I loved him pretty damn good.

John Chamingo:

He drove me out in a Bentley when I did my second HBO special.

Captain Giggles:

At Trump palace in Atlantic City.

Captain Giggles:

If you've seen it, he's always been a good friend and a good man and to me and to a lot of other people.

Captain Giggles:

And what was I saying?

Captain Giggles:

I'm old.

Captain Giggles:

I forget what I'm saying.

Captain Giggles:

Screaming stopped the.

Captain Giggles:

Stopped her heart from working for a bit.

John Chamingo:

She got.

John Chamingo:

She stood up and grabbed, like, a mini microphone.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, yeah.

John Chamingo:

I wanted to pull the video, but apparently he made it where you can't use the video, which I understand, but.

Captain Giggles:

I guess him giggling through the whole thing is funny.

John Chamingo:

Jody says she, you know, she started and she just ran out of gas.

John Chamingo:

What was I saying?

John Chamingo:

I'm on dizzy.

Captain Giggles:

Her blood.

Captain Giggles:

Blood pressure went like.

Captain Giggles:

And she's like, oh, I gotta sit down now.

John Chamingo:

Oh, here we go.

John Chamingo:

Sparky says, I can't forgive Roseanne Barr for spitting on the ground after making a disgraced singing of the national anthem, even though it was 30 years ago.

John Chamingo:

It's like spitting on the graves of the veteran.

John Chamingo:

Okay, Sparky toaster, listen, you know I respect you.

John Chamingo:

You know I love you.

John Chamingo:

She went out there, they hired a comedian.

John Chamingo:

They hired a comedian to go out there.

John Chamingo:

And I don't think she was spitting because that's what.

John Chamingo:

And she grabbed her balls, which she doesn't have, but she grabbed her crotch and spit on the ground like baseball players do.

John Chamingo:

I think it was taken out of context at the time.

John Chamingo:

Did she sing the national anthem?

Captain Giggles:

She, like, screamed at singing.

John Chamingo:

She did.

John Chamingo:

But I mean, to be honest with you, I hear people singing the national anthem.

John Chamingo:

That can't sing a lick.

John Chamingo:

Going to tell a story about my grandfather.

Captain Giggles:

All right, hold on, hang on.

Captain Giggles:

Because I think she.

Captain Giggles:

They hired her, and I think she did the worst thing with the national anthem.

Captain Giggles:

And I know they thought it was probably a joke.

Captain Giggles:

I would think that the people who hired her at the ball field did not think she was going to spit and grab her.

Captain Giggles:

Well, lack of balls.

John Chamingo:

She's a comedian.

Captain Giggles:

I understand that.

Captain Giggles:

So that didn't turn out too well for her.

Captain Giggles:

But I kind of agree with Sparky a little bit.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, I can get past her, but she's nothing.

Captain Giggles:

Top up, top.

Captain Giggles:

Top of my list on any kind of comedian.

Captain Giggles:

But I.

Captain Giggles:

It was disrespectful, but I don't think she.

Captain Giggles:

I don't want to give her any credit, but I don't know if she thought about it, like, to be disrespectful.

Captain Giggles:

I thought she just thought it'd be funny to act like a ballplayer.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, I get it.

Captain Giggles:

Clearly, clearly a fail, but.

John Chamingo:

So my grandfather, Tony, Tony senior, he used to call up every Saturday, every Sunday morning, he would call up Athenae.

John Chamingo:

08:00 the phone would ring.

John Chamingo:

It was pop.

John Chamingo:

Pop would call up.

John Chamingo:

08:00.

John Chamingo:

My dad would say, get the phone.

John Chamingo:

It's Pop.

John Chamingo:

So I'd pick up the phone.

John Chamingo:

Hey, Pop, what's going on?

John Chamingo:

And this is where we got the Jimmy.

John Chamingo:

This is where it came from.

John Chamingo:

This is my grandfather.

John Chamingo:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

My grandfather talked like.

John Chamingo:

And this is where we got the voice.

John Chamingo:

My grandfather started.

John Chamingo:

It went to my uncle's.

John Chamingo:

And now every time we talk about any family member, we get, you know, it's the Jerry voice.

John Chamingo:

All right?

John Chamingo:

So you pick up the phone.

John Chamingo:

Hey, Pop, what's going on?

John Chamingo:

What mass you going to?

John Chamingo:

Not.

John Chamingo:

Are you going to church?

John Chamingo:

What mash you go to?

John Chamingo:

Which one?

John Chamingo:

Which one we going to?

John Chamingo:

I say, I think we're going to:

John Chamingo:

I'll be there.

John Chamingo:

So my grandfather would come in and he would sit in there with the pew, and then the music would start and he would sing every hymn at the top of his lung.

John Chamingo:

Amazing.

Captain Giggles:

But he had the spirit in him.

Captain Giggles:

That's.

Captain Giggles:

I can forgive that.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Meanwhile, me and my sister trying to crawl under the fucking.

John Chamingo:

He didn't give a fuck.

John Chamingo:

He was in there, you know, every prayer, top of his lungs.

John Chamingo:

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom, the whole thing.

Captain Giggles:

Everybody knew which one was.

Captain Giggles:

Was your pure.

John Chamingo:

Oh, my God.

Captain Giggles:

Yes, it's that Domingo family.

John Chamingo:

All right, so this is going to be a thing to pop.

John Chamingo:

So my grandfather, he was in the navy.

John Chamingo:

He was in the VFW.

John Chamingo:

He was at.

John Chamingo:

There's a Navy garrison in our town.

John Chamingo:

He was like the president.

John Chamingo:

So when he retired, they threw a dinner for him.

John Chamingo:

And the governor at the time of New Jersey was Jim Florio.

John Chamingo:

You remember Jim Florio, right?

Captain Giggles:

I do.

John Chamingo:

Jim Florio comes and gives a speech for my grandfather because he knows my grandfather.

John Chamingo:

So then my grandfather.

John Chamingo:

My grandfather gets up to say, now it's me.

John Chamingo:

I'm 20 something.

John Chamingo:

Me, my girlfriend, my sister, my dad, big t, my uncle, my aunt Janice, my uncle Leonard, Helene.

John Chamingo:

All the kids are there, all the cousins are there, whole family's there.

John Chamingo:

He gets up and gives the most embarrassing speech that I've ever.

John Chamingo:

I still.

John Chamingo:

Just thinking about it now.

John Chamingo:

I cringe.

Captain Giggles:

He gets up.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, no.

John Chamingo:

Oh, it was.

John Chamingo:

He got up.

John Chamingo:

He goes, hey, that's the first thing I want to say is, what about this governor?

John Chamingo:

You know, I.

John Chamingo:

He should be president.

John Chamingo:

The man should be president.

John Chamingo:

And, you know, Jerry, back there in the kitchen, the chicken was excellent.

Captain Giggles:

I want to rambles.

John Chamingo:

He goes, I want to tell you, first of all, my oldest son, Tony, he's got the garage.

John Chamingo:

Listen, if you need any of your cars fixed, just go over to the garage there.

John Chamingo:

And we're like, oh, Pop, come on.

Captain Giggles:

He's plugging his.

John Chamingo:

He's my oldest.

John Chamingo:

My second John over here, he's got the.

John Chamingo:

He paints fences.

John Chamingo:

We're like, what the hell is he talking about?

John Chamingo:

So he says, he goes, am I.

John Chamingo:

It's 13 years between my two boys.

John Chamingo:

My wife said she'd never have another kid, but it took me 13 years to corral her, and we're like, oh, my God, pop, stop.

Captain Giggles:

He's talking about railing your grandma.

Captain Giggles:

That's so.

John Chamingo:

Yes.

John Chamingo:

Jesus Christ, Pop.

John Chamingo:

What'd you do?

John Chamingo:

Caught her in the shower.

Captain Giggles:

What happened?

John Chamingo:

Popped.

John Chamingo:

All right.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, that's kind of what happens when you get old, you know?

John Chamingo:

It's just the old thing.

John Chamingo:

You know what I mean?

Captain Giggles:

The brakes come off.

Captain Giggles:

You just.

Captain Giggles:

Well, he obviously didn't have anything planned, and he just went up, shot from the hip there.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

Poor pop.

Captain Giggles:

So is your grandfather a Democrat?

Captain Giggles:

Because.

John Chamingo:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

This is where I got.

John Chamingo:

My grandfather would vote for Hitler if he was on a democratic ticket.

John Chamingo:

My grandfather was a light.

John Chamingo:

If my grandfather right now saw me in a trump hat, if he was still alive and knew that I was voting for Republic, he would slap this hat right off of my head.

John Chamingo:

My grandfather, his hands were so big, it was like, when he grabbed a hold of you, it was like a bear grabbed a hold of his.

John Chamingo:

His hands were huge.

John Chamingo:

His wedding ring.

John Chamingo:

You could drop a half a dollar through my grandfather's wedding ring.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

His hands were.

John Chamingo:

He had paws.

Captain Giggles:

It's like a bear.

John Chamingo:

Oh, it was crazy.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, it was.

John Chamingo:

He was.

John Chamingo:

And he worked over.

John Chamingo:

He was a diesel mechanic over at the Navy yard for years.

John Chamingo:

So my dad, I guess my dad, you know what?

John Chamingo:

My dad.

John Chamingo:

My dad was kind of like me.

John Chamingo:

We were like, hey, who's going to do the best job?

John Chamingo:

We don't give a shit.

John Chamingo:

Republican, Democrat, doesn't matter to.

John Chamingo:

I got yelled at today because we were talking about the longshoremen strike.

John Chamingo:

We're going to get into that.

John Chamingo:

And they said, well, you're a union man.

John Chamingo:

What are your thoughts on this?

John Chamingo:

And I'm like, I don't think I'm on the union side on this one.

John Chamingo:

But anyhow, when you get older.

John Chamingo:

Cause that's what's going to happen to me one day.

John Chamingo:

I'll be in here podcasting.

John Chamingo:

I'll lose and I'll be like.

John Chamingo:

I'll be screaming, like, popping.

John Chamingo:

And you know what?

John Chamingo:

Thought, you should just come over here with a baseball bat and hit me behind the ear and put me out of my music.

John Chamingo:

Or just come over.

John Chamingo:

Take.

John Chamingo:

Come over and just take all my stuff out of the basement and take it over to your house and just continue podcasting.

John Chamingo:

Just take it away from me.

John Chamingo:

It's like when we had to take pops.

John Chamingo:

We had to take pops keys away from him.

John Chamingo:

He couldn't drive anymore.

John Chamingo:

You know, I get to be too old to call your mic.

Captain Giggles:

The problem is you have Amazon access.

Captain Giggles:

You'd be like, I just buy new ones.

Captain Giggles:

I don't give a shit.

John Chamingo:

On a computer with a lollipop.

John Chamingo:

Thinking I'm on the.

John Chamingo:

Thinking I'm on theme screaming, let's give.

Captain Giggles:

You something like, Jimmy.

Captain Giggles:

And you'd be like, these buttons are so small.

John Chamingo:

Jimmy comes down the steps today.

John Chamingo:

He comes down to steps.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

He says, I was going to try to go somewhere, but I come down there.

John Chamingo:

I got to go to the bathroom.

John Chamingo:

Here's your bathroom.

John Chamingo:

Okay, there you go.

John Chamingo:

There's.

Captain Giggles:

I was trying to go somewhere, but I'm coming to your house to take.

John Chamingo:

He left his house, which is right behind me, and then drove up here and said, you know, I don't think I'm going to make it.

John Chamingo:

As you're older.

Captain Giggles:

You're a quarter mile away, like, nope.

John Chamingo:

I got that cramp.

John Chamingo:

You know that cramp it means you got to get your asshole over a toilet seat within two minutes or you're going to shit your pants.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, Jimmy, I know.

John Chamingo:

I get you.

John Chamingo:

I'm with you.

John Chamingo:

We're getting there.

John Chamingo:

I just remember this is stuff that would happen to my family, and I know we're going down the same road.

John Chamingo:

Like, I know that I'm going to have really, really bad dementia someday.

John Chamingo:

And I told my kids, just pillow face, hold it down until I stop twitching.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, just sit on pillow.

Captain Giggles:

It's all good.

Captain Giggles:

Just crush it.

Captain Giggles:

Just.

John Chamingo:

Okay.

Captain Giggles:

Thumb is.

Captain Giggles:

You're strong.

Captain Giggles:

So, like that, you need a couple of your kids to like being.

Captain Giggles:

To be in agreement with it.

Captain Giggles:

Because the problem is you got a couple that, like, still really love you, and they're like, no, we can't do that to dad.

Captain Giggles:

And then the older ones be like, fuck him.

Captain Giggles:

And then you get Johnny on, and he's gonna be like, whatever, I don't care.

John Chamingo:

Just let John do it.

John Chamingo:

He's strong enough.

Captain Giggles:

He's strong.

John Chamingo:

You change his diaper.

John Chamingo:

Fuck that.

John Chamingo:

Give me that pillow.

John Chamingo:

Paul's here.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, hang on.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

Should I.

John Chamingo:

Should I.

John Chamingo:

Hold on.

John Chamingo:

Let me mute your mic so you don't have to.

John Chamingo:

We don't have to fight.

John Chamingo:

Find out what's going on here.

John Chamingo:

What's that?

John Chamingo:

Oh, she muted her own mic.

John Chamingo:

I got you.

John Chamingo:

Uh oh, here's Paul.

John Chamingo:

Hey, Paul.

John Chamingo:

You know, Paul kind of looks like, uh, hulk kind of looks like, uh, what's his name?

John Chamingo:

Tim Tampon.

John Chamingo:

Tim a little bit.

John Chamingo:

Kind of does a little bit.

John Chamingo:

No, get Paul a mic.

John Chamingo:

That's what they're saying.

John Chamingo:

There we go.

John Chamingo:

It does look a little bit about.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Walls.

John Chamingo:

Paul walls.

John Chamingo:

Louise is right there with me.

John Chamingo:

Paul walls.

John Chamingo:

I don't know.

John Chamingo:

They look like divorce papers.

John Chamingo:

No, I've had enough of you podcasting with that asshole jamingo here.

John Chamingo:

I'm out of here.

John Chamingo:

Uh, hold on, please.

John Chamingo:

Hold on.

John Chamingo:

Where is it?

John Chamingo:

Like, here it is.

John Chamingo:

You okay over there?

Captain Giggles:

Sorry.

Captain Giggles:

I'm so sorry.

John Chamingo:

No, it's fine.

John Chamingo:

I mean, it has to be important for Paul to come in here.

Captain Giggles:

He's scared.

Captain Giggles:

I'm not telling.

Captain Giggles:

I'm not explaining all.

Captain Giggles:

But I just turned around, and he was there.

Captain Giggles:

So he saw me visibly go.

Captain Giggles:

It was not.

Captain Giggles:

It's not a cease and desist.

Captain Giggles:

He was like, oh, my God, am I getting served?

Captain Giggles:

Like, he was very, very serious face off.

Captain Giggles:

I was like, holy shit.

Captain Giggles:

First of all, he does not look like tampontan, thank you very much.

Captain Giggles:

He's a bit slimmer than that.

John Chamingo:

Just saying, you know, from the.

John Chamingo:

You know, because he was.

John Chamingo:

He was standing up.

John Chamingo:

We only got a little bit of a mekani.

John Chamingo:

So I was like, oh, look, tampon Tim's over there.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, yeah, I heard that.

Captain Giggles:

He would not be happy with that.

John Chamingo:

All right, I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

I didn't mean insult.

Captain Giggles:

No, no, I feel bad.

Captain Giggles:

Like he.

Captain Giggles:

He doesn't ever interrupt me.

John Chamingo:

No, he doesn't.

John Chamingo:

And I was like, you know, I don't know too many husbands that would.

Captain Giggles:

What the fuck happened?

John Chamingo:

Yeah, I don't know too many husbands that would allow that to happen, you know?

Captain Giggles:

Allow?

John Chamingo:

Yes, allow.

Captain Giggles:

It's interesting.

John Chamingo:

I just stepped in it.

John Chamingo:

I did.

John Chamingo:

I know.

John Chamingo:

I know what I just did.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Here.

John Chamingo:

Joaquin synthetic says, hey, I just found the divorce paper.

John Chamingo:

You're leaving me for Mike.

John Chamingo:

I don't know about that.

Captain Giggles:

That would have been what.

Captain Giggles:

What Paul would have said.

Captain Giggles:

I found your divorce papers.

Captain Giggles:

I would.

John Chamingo:

Oh, my God, look at Duchess over here.

John Chamingo:

Can I have the first dinner date after the divorce?

John Chamingo:

Wow, you guys, you don't let anything even get cold, man.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, I didn't think that would be a thing.

Captain Giggles:

All right, I'll mark it down.

Captain Giggles:

Thank you, Sparky.

Captain Giggles:

Holy cow.

Captain Giggles:

Now, he wanted to ask me a question about a reporter.

Captain Giggles:

So for political stuff.

John Chamingo:

There we go.

John Chamingo:

All right, that's fine.

John Chamingo:

What's this now?

Captain Giggles:

Tom and I were going back and.

John Chamingo:

Forth about the Internet affair with Professor Tom.

Captain Giggles:

That's it.

John Chamingo:

Paul and I will be rendezvous on the back deck next week.

Captain Giggles:

That's true.

Captain Giggles:

Lisa will keep them company.

John Chamingo:

Next week it is.

John Chamingo:

I gotta get this whole place cleaned up and straightened out by next week.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, panic.

John Chamingo:

Amazon boxes will be flying in here.

John Chamingo:

All right, back to the show.

Captain Giggles:

I'm so sorry.

Captain Giggles:

I'm sorry to derail it.

John Chamingo:

No, no, it's fine.

John Chamingo:

All right, so since we're in the middle of this, I want to show you a scene which I call men rule and women drool.

John Chamingo:

So here we go.

John Chamingo:

And you know what?

John Chamingo:

Here's the problem.

John Chamingo:

Men, we're problem solvers.

John Chamingo:

We get shit done.

John Chamingo:

Women, they just complain about things until men get shit done.

John Chamingo:

So.

John Chamingo:

All right, Duchess is over having a chat with Jody.

Captain Giggles:

Well, I wanted to address Jody's comment.

Captain Giggles:

So.

Captain Giggles:

He does tolerate me.

John Chamingo:

He does.

John Chamingo:

All right, so here we go.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

Decided that shopping at Audi is annoying.

John Chamingo:

The logistics of getting everything home.

Captain Giggles:

And so he has bought.

John Chamingo:

All right, so if anybody's ever been to Audi's.

John Chamingo:

Audi's doesn't give you any bags, all right?

John Chamingo:

And then you got to use a quarter to get the shopping cart.

John Chamingo:

So you go in there, and then you got to take it.

John Chamingo:

At the very front of the store, there's boxes, and you got to try to box your shit up and get it out to the car and all this stuff.

John Chamingo:

So this gentleman here, I honestly don't.

Captain Giggles:

Know how that's a hard time, really.

Captain Giggles:

It's not difficult.

Captain Giggles:

That's why their prices are so cheap.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, whatever.

John Chamingo:

All right, so they.

John Chamingo:

The guy has this thing.

John Chamingo:

It's a folding cart with two baskets in it, which is amazing.

John Chamingo:

Right?

John Chamingo:

And she's over there.

Captain Giggles:

Double decker.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, yeah.

John Chamingo:

And she's over there poo pooing this.

John Chamingo:

I think this is fantastic.

John Chamingo:

And this guy knows what's going on, so he's got to go in there with her to do the shopping.

John Chamingo:

So the millennial dad version of, like, the nanny shopping cart, he's so proud of it too.

John Chamingo:

Look at that thing.

John Chamingo:

That's amazing.

John Chamingo:

It's a little folds up.

John Chamingo:

Go.

John Chamingo:

Let's go shopping with you.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

We're going shopping.

John Chamingo:

He's got everything in there.

John Chamingo:

Look at him.

John Chamingo:

He's all proud of himself.

John Chamingo:

Throwing stuff in there.

John Chamingo:

Now he goes to check out, right?

John Chamingo:

Is he an old checkout?

John Chamingo:

Everything back in the car.

John Chamingo:

Look at this.

John Chamingo:

No problem.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, no bags, no boxes or anything like that.

John Chamingo:

Handle pretty good right in there.

John Chamingo:

Folds it up right in there.

John Chamingo:

And I have no idea why she's sitting there poopooing.

John Chamingo:

This man's a genius.

John Chamingo:

Man's a genius.

Captain Giggles:

What was she complaining?

John Chamingo:

Well, she's over there saying, like, oh, look at him.

John Chamingo:

He's so proud of himself with his little cart and his little, little baskets.

Captain Giggles:

He was.

Captain Giggles:

She was filming him.

Captain Giggles:

He was proud of himself.

Captain Giggles:

She filmed the whole thing.

Captain Giggles:

Well, she didn't say shit about him.

Captain Giggles:

She didn't say, look at this dumb fucker with his bar.

John Chamingo:

He says he saved a quarter.

Captain Giggles:

I have given quarters away at Aldi, so usually to old folks who don't.

John Chamingo:

Have a quarter, it's the gayest shopping experience I've ever seen.

Captain Giggles:

I don't go to Aldi so much, and it's too bad because their prices are really good, but they have weird selections, and I don't mind their off brand.

Captain Giggles:

But some things I buy, I prefer the store brand.

Captain Giggles:

I've tried off flavors of other things, so it's just I end up.

Captain Giggles:

I shop in, like, three different stores, so I just.

Captain Giggles:

I just get tired of that.

John Chamingo:

I saw a video of someone going into Aldi's, you know, and so they look over at the ingredients.

John Chamingo:

And they have, like, all these biometric ingredients that are in the food.

John Chamingo:

So it's not as.

John Chamingo:

I don't think it's as good as everybody says it is.

John Chamingo:

I guess maybe that's why it's so cheap.

John Chamingo:

I have no idea.

John Chamingo:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

I have a problem.

John Chamingo:

All right.

John Chamingo:

I have a problem with another podcast.

John Chamingo:

Well, not a few, but one right now.

John Chamingo:

The one right now.

John Chamingo:

All right.

John Chamingo:

So I.

John Chamingo:

And the thing is that one of the people in this podcast, we know, I know Matt, Matt mish from the Bromigos.

John Chamingo:

He, I've podcasted with before.

John Chamingo:

He's been on rubberneckers like Matt.

John Chamingo:

Matt's a good guy.

John Chamingo:

Little.

John Chamingo:

I don't have a very young.

John Chamingo:

Listen, I put him in the same category as I put Edward.

John Chamingo:

He has been indoctrinated into this culture that everybody has where you can't have an opinion.

John Chamingo:

You all have to worry about hurting everybody's feelings.

John Chamingo:

But the dumbest takes that I've ever heard.

John Chamingo:

And of course, I went to Matt puts in a, in one of the podcasting retweet groups that are on Twitter that they put me in.

John Chamingo:

And so he comes in and he has this video clip, the one I'm going to show you in just a second.

John Chamingo:

And I listen to this.

John Chamingo:

And of course, I waited because they just put.

John Chamingo:

No one talks in this thing.

John Chamingo:

They just put in their clips and go, go watch this, share this, do this, do that.

John Chamingo:

So I watched this thing, and then, of course, I waded into the.

John Chamingo:

And the DM's like Leroy Jenkins again.

John Chamingo:

And I started a fight in there.

John Chamingo:

And I actually got in a fight with one of the other brominos.

John Chamingo:

All right, so here we go.

John Chamingo:

Here is their, this is their social media clip, and they're talking about Trump supporters.

John Chamingo:

They're eating the dogs in Springfield.

John Chamingo:

They're eating cats.

John Chamingo:

They're coming out and they're grabbing your dog, your cat, and they're stuffing it in their mouth because they don't know.

John Chamingo:

All right, so first of all, Newman is doing right.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

Wait a minute.

John Chamingo:

So this is Newman.

John Chamingo:

His name on the podcast is hoochie man Hunter.

John Chamingo:

I don't think this man hunts too many hoochies, quite honest with you.

John Chamingo:

I don't know.

John Chamingo:

He just.

John Chamingo:

Doesn't he look like Newman from Seinfeld?

John Chamingo:

Doesn't he?

Captain Giggles:

If you wanted to.

John Chamingo:

I'm going to go to anybody here that's in the chat that's watching this live.

John Chamingo:

Does he look like Newman from Seinfeld?

John Chamingo:

Yes.

John Chamingo:

Bob's all.

John Chamingo:

Yes.

John Chamingo:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

So he's in there, they're eating dogs, they're eating the cats, they're, they're grabbing the pussies, they're coming out and they're.

Captain Giggles:

Grabbing your dog, your cat, and they're.

John Chamingo:

Stuffing it in their mouth, basically.

Captain Giggles:

Because that is just some hum deal bullshit.

John Chamingo:

First of all, I didn't even know.

Captain Giggles:

Haitian sound clip I heard.

John Chamingo:

I didn't know either.

John Chamingo:

So Matt comes on, he goes, first of all, I didn't even know Haitians lived in Ohio.

John Chamingo:

20,000 of them in one town.

John Chamingo:

In one town that's in one town in Ohio.

John Chamingo:

From what I understand, they've also dropped a shitload of them off in Columbus and might be Cleveland or Akron.

John Chamingo:

I can't remember which.

John Chamingo:

All right, so 20,000, just this town.

John Chamingo:

Now let's just think about this for a second.

John Chamingo:

Because, you know, I'm a dumb guy.

John Chamingo:

I'm an old white dumb guy.

John Chamingo:

Trump supporter, see?

John Chamingo:

Trump supporter.

John Chamingo:

Boomer, why would you drop a bunch of migrants into the.

John Chamingo:

Into the populace, into the population in Ohio?

John Chamingo:

Because Ohio is a bellwether state.

John Chamingo:

And if you can get all.

John Chamingo:

And it's been republican for a while.

John Chamingo:

And if you can get.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, they're gonna purple this up, right?

John Chamingo:

But what do I know?

John Chamingo:

I'm just a fucking moron, right?

John Chamingo:

I know nothing.

Captain Giggles:

Cleveland.

Captain Giggles:

Ooh.

John Chamingo:

So, yeah, all right, so here's duck, coach.

John Chamingo:

Whatever.

John Chamingo:

Hold on.

John Chamingo:

I didn't even think that was possible.

John Chamingo:

It's Ohio.

John Chamingo:

Come on, Matt.

John Chamingo:

Undercover brother with your mister t starter set.

John Chamingo:

What the fuck is that?

Captain Giggles:

It's his shtick.

Captain Giggles:

They all have a shtick.

Captain Giggles:

It's fine.

Captain Giggles:

Jesus, mister t.

Captain Giggles:

That's not the issue you have.

Captain Giggles:

Go ahead.

John Chamingo:

This is part of it.

John Chamingo:

Really?

John Chamingo:

Christ's sake.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, this is how some people really think.

John Chamingo:

They think that that makes sense.

Captain Giggles:

Listen.

John Chamingo:

Think that that's okay because they don't know, like, so many people.

Captain Giggles:

So many people.

Captain Giggles:

So many white people.

John Chamingo:

Oh, it's the white people.

John Chamingo:

It's us.

John Chamingo:

White people.

John Chamingo:

We're the problem with white people.

John Chamingo:

We.

John Chamingo:

Because we don't know.

John Chamingo:

We don't know anything.

John Chamingo:

We don't know.

John Chamingo:

We don't know.

John Chamingo:

Are so ignorant of their own american history that the country they claim to love so much, you know, the country.

Captain Giggles:

They care so much about, they are so ignorant of their own history, really, that they taught history and like, what, twice?

John Chamingo:

About how stupid it sounds.

John Chamingo:

Well, there you go, Duchess.

Captain Giggles:

How stupid what sounds?

Captain Giggles:

That one person said, they're eating the dogs.

Captain Giggles:

They're eating the cats.

Captain Giggles:

Eating your pets.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

And now that that speaks for all white people, right?

John Chamingo:

Okay.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, no.

Captain Giggles:

It speaks for all white republicans.

Captain Giggles:

That's what he meant to say.

Captain Giggles:

And somehow that means we don't know american history.

Captain Giggles:

Okay?

Captain Giggles:

At least we were taught american history, not some bizarre form of history.

Captain Giggles:

And I don't.

Captain Giggles:

I don't believe that gentleman lives in America.

John Chamingo:

He lives in New Jersey.

Captain Giggles:

Then who lives in Germany then?

John Chamingo:

That's Panama red.

John Chamingo:

I get him confused too.

John Chamingo:

You know why?

Captain Giggles:

No, I don't listen to people look alike.

Captain Giggles:

I listen to them.

Captain Giggles:

I don't watch them much.

Captain Giggles:

And stop saying that.

John Chamingo:

What?

John Chamingo:

That they all look alike.

John Chamingo:

You don't want to say, hold on.

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry, I missed something here.

John Chamingo:

They're eating the dogs.

John Chamingo:

Let me get back.

John Chamingo:

Let me get back to daint.

John Chamingo:

So here we go.

John Chamingo:

Because maybe I'm wrong.

John Chamingo:

American history that the country they claim to love so much, you know, the country they care so much about, they.

Captain Giggles:

Are so ignorant of their own history.

John Chamingo:

That they say things like that.

John Chamingo:

This.

John Chamingo:

And don't think twice about how stupid it sounds.

John Chamingo:

What did.

John Chamingo:

They're bringing in migrants by the plane full.

John Chamingo:

I guess they're talking.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know what that.

John Chamingo:

Because they're bringing in migrants by the plane full and they're giving them special dispensation.

John Chamingo:

Is that what the.

John Chamingo:

You know, I don't know what they're talking about.

John Chamingo:

Like I said, I want to buy a noun to figure out what they're talking about.

John Chamingo:

But again, it's the white.

John Chamingo:

White people that, uh.

John Chamingo:

And I said, hey, look, I'll come on your show anytime and explain to you three fucking nitwits that anything you need explained to you.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

So apparently, Friday at 130, I will be going on to the Bremingos podcast.

Captain Giggles:

You are.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, boy.

Captain Giggles:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

Buckle the fuck up, ladies and gentlemen.

John Chamingo:

I'm not taking any fucking prisoners over there.

John Chamingo:

So hold on, Sparky, how did you get on?

Captain Giggles:

Did you wear Matt down?

John Chamingo:

I whined and bitched at him.

John Chamingo:

I called him pussies.

John Chamingo:

Sparky, toast says, hmm, you want to talk about history?

John Chamingo:

They're black, boy.

John Chamingo:

Did you know that?

John Chamingo:

The Democrats who wanted to keep slavery going and voted to do so.

John Chamingo:

Have you known that?

John Chamingo:

Did you know any of that?

Captain Giggles:

That's, um.

Captain Giggles:

It.

Captain Giggles:

I don't understand the clip you and I don't know if that was taken at the right time or the context, but it's their clip.

Captain Giggles:

No, no, I.

Captain Giggles:

What I'm saying is where the clip line.

Captain Giggles:

I know.

Captain Giggles:

Let me finish this.

Captain Giggles:

Hunter set spoke something, Matt said something, and then Dante came in and I don't know if those are all, like, in conjunction of one conversation, like, each one responded with that, or if he.

Captain Giggles:

Matt.

Captain Giggles:

It was edited that way.

Captain Giggles:

So I don't know.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know what Dante was referring to.

Captain Giggles:

Like, it was just an odd statement for him to say to.

Captain Giggles:

For them to put right there.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know what that means.

Captain Giggles:

But, I mean, I think it's weird.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, really.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, the dog cat thing, I still think that's fucking weird.

Captain Giggles:

But.

Captain Giggles:

And that's very quiet.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, nobody here.

Captain Giggles:

You don't hear anything about it on the news.

Captain Giggles:

I don't hear anything about it on the news.

Captain Giggles:

They're not talking about it.

Captain Giggles:

But right now, we're full of election war, hurricanes, disasters, debates.

Captain Giggles:

Like, everything's everything.

Captain Giggles:

Things are just getting pushed aside.

Captain Giggles:

So it's.

Captain Giggles:

That whole situation was nuts.

Captain Giggles:

But I.

Captain Giggles:

I would be curious as to what Dante meant by that.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, somehow we as white people don't know what our history.

John Chamingo:

I love a good meme.

John Chamingo:

I love it.

John Chamingo:

I love the fact that Donald Trump says, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

John Chamingo:

They're eating your pets.

John Chamingo:

You know, I love that.

John Chamingo:

And you know what?

John Chamingo:

So it's fun.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

A number of TikTok users have been posting videos that use AI to translate Adolf Hitler's speeches into English.

John Chamingo:

Let's take a look.

John Chamingo:

They're eating the dogs.

John Chamingo:

The people that came in, they're eating the cats.

Captain Giggles:

That's fantastic.

Captain Giggles:

That's really funny.

Captain Giggles:

Never mind.

Captain Giggles:

They're comparing him to Hitler, but I'm sure that was not a coincidence.

Captain Giggles:

But that's pretty funny.

Captain Giggles:

Okay, Sparky, so that's why I said black, white.

Captain Giggles:

Because he said white people.

John Chamingo:

That's right.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

We say black boy.

John Chamingo:

That's.

John Chamingo:

Oh, that's horrible.

John Chamingo:

That's racist.

John Chamingo:

But white people, well, they didn't say.

Captain Giggles:

White boy, so I was just like, white people.

John Chamingo:

If they can say white people.

Captain Giggles:

I understand.

Captain Giggles:

I understand the context.

John Chamingo:

Now, we can say black people.

John Chamingo:

We could say that.

John Chamingo:

Or we could just use this.

John Chamingo:

Or, you know, one of the three.

John Chamingo:

It's fine.

John Chamingo:

All right, listen.

John Chamingo:

And Kamala, she's losing the black vote.

John Chamingo:

I'll be.

John Chamingo:

You know, I'll be honest with you.

John Chamingo:

She's losing the black vote.

John Chamingo:

Eddie Griffin, he don't like her.

John Chamingo:

He don't like her a little bit.

John Chamingo:

I got something from Eddie Griffin's podcast.

Captain Giggles:

Just a little.

Captain Giggles:

Holy cow.

John Chamingo:

Well, well.

Captain Giggles:

Kalia Harris.

Captain Giggles:

Can she lie?

Captain Giggles:

Yes, she lied.

Captain Giggles:

Every time she open her mouth, there's mother Li.

John Chamingo:

Roll it.

Captain Giggles:

I know the importance of safety and security, especially at our border, speaks for itself.

Captain Giggles:

Trump people, contact my people.

John Chamingo:

Come on the show.

Captain Giggles:

Let's get it done, man.

Captain Giggles:

Kamala, don't come, I won't talk to your lion ass.

Captain Giggles:

And ABC is in trouble also, they only fact checked Donald Trump.

Captain Giggles:

They didn't fact check that at all.

Captain Giggles:

But now you try to set Don.

John Chamingo:

Up to make him look bad.

John Chamingo:

Think it ain't illegal yet, but they working on it.

John Chamingo:

You ain't supposed to think the fact.

Captain Giggles:

Checkers are thinking for you.

John Chamingo:

Like, you can't check and fact check for your goddamn.

John Chamingo:

Who needs a fact check?

Captain Giggles:

What the is that shit about?

Captain Giggles:

Like, everybody's a little child.

Captain Giggles:

You need those facts checked for you.

Captain Giggles:

This ain't school.

John Chamingo:

Can't test.

John Chamingo:

Check my homework.

Captain Giggles:

This ain't homework.

Captain Giggles:

Fact check.

Captain Giggles:

Fact check these nuts.

John Chamingo:

Fact check these nuts.

Captain Giggles:

These nuts.

Captain Giggles:

Holy shit.

Captain Giggles:

So I'm not sure where he stands.

Captain Giggles:

No, I'm a little upset.

John Chamingo:

A lot of people died since we've last podcasted.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my gosh.

Captain Giggles:

I know, I know.

John Chamingo:

Here's.

John Chamingo:

Oh, I can't.

John Chamingo:

What happened?

John Chamingo:

I can't find my files.

John Chamingo:

What happened here?

John Chamingo:

Hold on.

John Chamingo:

Now I gotta go back to.

John Chamingo:

Where's my files?

John Chamingo:

Oh, no.

Captain Giggles:

What did I do now?

John Chamingo:

Oh, where'd they all go?

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

This guy.

John Chamingo:

Where's Pete Rose?

Captain Giggles:

Sparky says it's impossible to fact check these days.

Captain Giggles:

The fact check sites are one sided.

John Chamingo:

It won't let me.

John Chamingo:

For some reason, it won't let me do this.

John Chamingo:

Okay, let me see something.

John Chamingo:

Will this work?

John Chamingo:

All right, so this might work.

John Chamingo:

So Pete Rose died.

John Chamingo:

And Pete Rose was a Cincinnati red then.

John Chamingo:

He was.

John Chamingo:

He was traded to Philadelphia Phillies.

John Chamingo:

They won a World Series in:

John Chamingo:

I was a big Pete Rose fan, you know.

John Chamingo:

Love the mo haircut from the three stage.

John Chamingo:

So he broke Ty Cobbs hitting record.

John Chamingo:

Still has it to this day.

John Chamingo:

And the dumb motherfucker bet on baseball.

John Chamingo:

It got caught.

John Chamingo:

And now he wasn't in the baseball hall of Fame, which is, to me, a tragedy.

John Chamingo:

It is a tragedy.

John Chamingo:

Probably one of the best greatest baseball players ever played a game.

Captain Giggles:

So here is when he's insane, there's people who have broken more rules, like Barry Bonds.

Captain Giggles:

Who is it with market wire?

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

I mean, just with the drugs and the performance.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, all that stuff.

Captain Giggles:

And Pete rose bet on games that weren't his games, that.

John Chamingo:

See that.

John Chamingo:

What they're saying is it's.

John Chamingo:

It hurts the integrity of the game because.

John Chamingo:

Well, wait a minute.

John Chamingo:

So what happens is, let's say Pete Rose starts betting and like most gamblers, he loses a lot.

John Chamingo:

So he's way behind.

John Chamingo:

So he's got to catch up because he doesn't have the money.

John Chamingo:

So what he says is, hey, listen, I'm managing a game.

John Chamingo:

You guys put all your money on the other team and I will make sure that that other team wins.

John Chamingo:

All right?

John Chamingo:

So that's how he gets back to, that's how he gets back even through his games.

John Chamingo:

Well, again, right now there's all kinds of betting and the major league baseball and football, they're all making millions and millions of dollars, millions of dollars on betting sites and stuff like that because, you know, some states, New Jersey, you can bet now you can bet on sports.

John Chamingo:

So here's, you can just do it.

Captain Giggles:

Right on your phone.

John Chamingo:

Never parlay this six parlay of all kinds of shit.

John Chamingo:

So here he is breaking the record and here comes the main attraction.

Captain Giggles:

And they're on their I love baseball announcers from the seventies and eighties.

John Chamingo:

Here comes Pete Rose about ready to break one hithenne icons record.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

You know, I don't know if, you.

Captain Giggles:

Know, sound like a Phil Rizzuto or something.

Captain Giggles:

They all get like that, that old timey, hunky, donkey talks.

John Chamingo:

Pete Rose coming up to playground.

John Chamingo:

I don't know if you remember this, but when Pete Rose would come up to the bat, when every time he came up to the bat, when he was getting ready to break the record, they would break away from all tv stations and they would bring this up.

Captain Giggles:

Wow, I didn't know that.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Oh, yeah.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

So this is so here.

John Chamingo:

So you're sitting at home and also you're watching.

John Chamingo:

I remember him, you know, you're watching happy days and all of a sudden, Rose walking toward the plate, the most famous number.

John Chamingo:

There's Marge Schatz, the racist owner of the Cincinnati Reds.

Captain Giggles:

She looks like Julie Childs.

John Chamingo:

He's one of the good whities we got.

John Chamingo:

Most of my good players are the donkeys.

Captain Giggles:

Terrible.

Captain Giggles:

He was terrible.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

March with me in the history of this game and trying to make history right here in the first inning tonight.

John Chamingo:

He levels it bat a couple of times.

John Chamingo:

Chao kicks and he fires.

John Chamingo:

Rose.

John Chamingo:

Wayne hit number:

John Chamingo:

A clean base hit.

John Chamingo:

And it is pandemonium here at Riverfront Stadium.

John Chamingo:

The fireworks exploding overhead.

John Chamingo:

The Cincinnati dugout has emptied.

John Chamingo:

The applause continues unabated.

John Chamingo:

Rose completely encircled by his teammates at first base.

Captain Giggles:

How exciting to be there for such, for like such epic events, like with Reggie Jackson or like when the Yankees Derek Jeter.

Captain Giggles:

I'm sorry, his name just blanked out.

Captain Giggles:

But, like, that kind of amazing records, like, just to see, to be part of that is incredible.

Captain Giggles:

Like, that would be phenomenal.

Captain Giggles:

What a great day for Reds fans.

John Chamingo:

Like, yeah, baseball.

John Chamingo:

All baseball.

John Chamingo:

For him to do stuff again, it was great when Nolan Ryan took the strikeout record, all these things.

John Chamingo:

But one of the things I didn't realize is Pete Rose could really pull down some boon.

John Chamingo:

All right, let me try to locate this file again.

John Chamingo:

What's that?

Captain Giggles:

What year did Pete Rose break that record, do you happen to know?

John Chamingo:

Oh, I think it was in the seventies.

John Chamingo:

Late seventies, I think it was.

John Chamingo:

I'm not 100% sure.

John Chamingo:

All right, let me see if I can find.

John Chamingo:

Maybe I can do it this way.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

So.

John Chamingo:

So.

John Chamingo:

So Pete divorced his first wife, and then when he got to Philadelphia, he got a second wife, and here's his second wife.

John Chamingo:

Hello.

John Chamingo:

Not bad, huh?

Captain Giggles:

Oh, you're spandex.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, tube tops and spandex.

Captain Giggles:

Yay.

Captain Giggles:

The eighties.

John Chamingo:

She had a couple kids there.

John Chamingo:

All right.

John Chamingo:

Then they got divorced.

John Chamingo:

Right?

Captain Giggles:

Stunning.

Captain Giggles:

She is younger, I bet.

Captain Giggles:

I bet a lot younger.

John Chamingo:

And let me see if I can find his third.

Captain Giggles:

She's a cokehead.

Captain Giggles:

That's a lot of skinny.

Captain Giggles:

That ring on her finger.

Captain Giggles:

Holy shit.

Captain Giggles:

Right, left hand.

John Chamingo:

Well, this was the eighties, right?

John Chamingo:

So that was when it was.

John Chamingo:

Oh, yeah.

John Chamingo:

That's all right.

John Chamingo:

So then after he got divorced from her, when he was, I don't know, he was in his sixties or seventies, he ended up meeting this woman right here.

Captain Giggles:

She need a.

Captain Giggles:

She need a passport?

Captain Giggles:

Is that a woman?

John Chamingo:

Let me see if I can get this here.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, there she is.

John Chamingo:

Look at the cans on that asian chick.

John Chamingo:

I think they were probably.

Captain Giggles:

Boy, you go, Pete Rose.

Captain Giggles:

That's the ring rose going to get you.

Captain Giggles:

We can only hope.

John Chamingo:

And then I think he had a couple of children with her, too, so, you know, there's a lot of couple.

John Chamingo:

Pete's.

John Chamingo:

Pete.

John Chamingo:

Pete Junior.

John Chamingo:

Pete Junior's here.

John Chamingo:

I'm just going to drag in.

John Chamingo:

So who else died?

John Chamingo:

Well, there was.

Captain Giggles:

Soft goes.

Captain Giggles:

She's super smart, though.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

There's Maggie Smith.

John Chamingo:

Who is she?

John Chamingo:

I don't know who everybody made it be.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my gosh.

Captain Giggles:

So she's been an actress, obviously, for years.

Captain Giggles:

A humongous english actress.

Captain Giggles:

She is a dame.

Captain Giggles:

Or was, I suppose, but probably Harry Potter.

Captain Giggles:

It's Professor McGonagall.

Captain Giggles:

My kids were devastated.

Captain Giggles:

They're like, Professor McGonagall died like they, like, I got text, sad text messages from them.

Captain Giggles:

They're like, oh, no.

Captain Giggles:

And they were devastated.

Captain Giggles:

Well, but that's.

Captain Giggles:

They.

John Chamingo:

This guy here, this is Taggart from the Beverly Hill cops.

John Chamingo:

And also.

John Chamingo:

What do you mean looks terrible?

John Chamingo:

He.

John Chamingo:

Look, he lost all that weight.

John Chamingo:

He was also in midnight Rome.

Captain Giggles:

He looks ill.

Captain Giggles:

Well, now he's dead.

John Chamingo:

Well, because he's skinny.

John Chamingo:

So you're fat all this time.

John Chamingo:

Then all of a sudden you lose weight, so you look good, and everybody says, oh, my God, look how bad he looks.

John Chamingo:

He looks sick.

Captain Giggles:

Well, okay.

John Chamingo:

I don't know.

Captain Giggles:

And then you wrote rep on him, like, wow, he died.

Captain Giggles:

He's dead.

Captain Giggles:

I know, but I didn't think he was that old, so he's not.

Captain Giggles:

Budwegger said she was also on hook, sister.

Captain Giggles:

She was in so many movies.

John Chamingo:

I don't know.

John Chamingo:

She is.

John Chamingo:

And then this guy here, dikembe Mutombo, he played for Houston, and then he played for the Philadelphia 76 ers.

John Chamingo:

What I remember about him is he was probably one of the tallest people in basketball at the time.

John Chamingo:

And he came from Africa.

John Chamingo:

They went to Africa and they said, hey, you know what?

John Chamingo:

This guy's so big.

John Chamingo:

He's got to be good at basketball.

John Chamingo:

He wasn't a.

John Chamingo:

But he could just stand there and dunk the ball.

John Chamingo:

So what he did.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, he had a voice like a cookie monster, basketball dripping, basketball near the rim.

John Chamingo:

I will stick her every time he.

Captain Giggles:

Break his legs to fit him in a car.

John Chamingo:

They probably did have the breakfast.

Captain Giggles:

No, I'm sure they have them for very tall people.

John Chamingo:

They had to put them on a flatbed to get him over to the gravesite.

Captain Giggles:

My favorite thing about him, it's like, is his name is so memorable.

Captain Giggles:

Like, I've never.

Captain Giggles:

I don't watch basketball.

Captain Giggles:

I'm not a basketball fan.

Captain Giggles:

But I always remember, you know, you just knew of him because he was such a tall man and he had such a distinctive voice.

Captain Giggles:

And I remember when he used to be in the GEICO ads, and the first thing that went through my head was when I heard he died, was there was a one liner, liners through the thing, and he was running through offices.

Captain Giggles:

Like, people were trying to, like, do, like, throw their trash in the basket.

Captain Giggles:

And he would, like, run by and be like, no, no, and smack the.

Captain Giggles:

So you'd miss the basket.

Captain Giggles:

And there was one line when he did it.

John Chamingo:

Oh, you mean today?

Captain Giggles:

Not today.

Captain Giggles:

And I think I'm like, this poor guy died.

Captain Giggles:

And he's like, I'm like, not today.

Captain Giggles:

It's all I could think of, like, poor man.

John Chamingo:

Well, the one thing that I know about him was that one time he went to dunk the ball, but he didn't, you know, he didn't realize that his face, it was like.

John Chamingo:

And he actually hit the rim with his mouth and knocked all his teeth.

Captain Giggles:

So much.

Captain Giggles:

Holy fuck.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

There was chiclets laying all over the court.

John Chamingo:

I wish I had.

Captain Giggles:

That must have hurt so much.

Captain Giggles:

What got him?

Captain Giggles:

I think cancer.

Captain Giggles:

A brain cancer, I think.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, he died of brain cancer.

John Chamingo:

Poor man.

Captain Giggles:

Poor bastard.

Captain Giggles:

And a few others.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

So anyhow, that's the deaths, I think.

John Chamingo:

Oh, and also John Amos from good times.

Captain Giggles:

Good times.

John Chamingo:

I could have swore that guy seems like he died.

John Chamingo:

Like, I could have sworn I said, like, four times.

John Chamingo:

I thought we.

John Chamingo:

He died.

Captain Giggles:

Well, it was funny because I saw the name come up, like, it started trending.

Captain Giggles:

I'm like.

Captain Giggles:

Like, he's dead.

Captain Giggles:

And then I googled it.

Captain Giggles:

He died.

Captain Giggles:

They announced it yesterday, but he died in August.

John Chamingo:

Oh, really?

Captain Giggles:

Like, what are you.

John Chamingo:

Wait, yeah, yeah, he was the dad on good times.

John Chamingo:

Well, he died on good times.

John Chamingo:

That's when, uh, Florida was.

John Chamingo:

Damn.

Captain Giggles:

Damn.

Captain Giggles:

Damn you.

Captain Giggles:

I tried to watch good times.

Captain Giggles:

I liked the Jefferson's a little more, but I tried that show.

John Chamingo:

Well, that's because your, uh, your good times was your project.

Captain Giggles:

Uh, no, I watch what's happening all the time.

Captain Giggles:

I love that.

John Chamingo:

Oh, what's happening was more of your middle class.

John Chamingo:

But Jefferson's, they were uptown.

John Chamingo:

Like, they.

John Chamingo:

They moved out of Archie Bunker's neighborhood.

John Chamingo:

That's how cuts are.

John Chamingo:

They were.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

So.

Captain Giggles:

Yep.

Captain Giggles:

And Bud bugger says Frank Fritz from american pickers.

John Chamingo:

Oh, he died too.

Captain Giggles:

Little.

Captain Giggles:

The little bearded guy.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, he had cancer as well.

Captain Giggles:

He had some health issues, like, a couple years back.

Captain Giggles:

He had, like, a stroke or something.

Captain Giggles:

And I think he never.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know if he ever bounced back.

Captain Giggles:

And I know they had.

Captain Giggles:

They had, like, split up, like, due to some differences, but I thought they.

John Chamingo:

Okay, so the pickers went their own way.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

And Chris.

John Chamingo:

Oh, Chris Christopherson.

John Chamingo:

That's right.

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

Let me get to Chris Christopherson because I.

John Chamingo:

I have him here too.

John Chamingo:

This is Chris Christopherson.

John Chamingo:

Get mad at me.

John Chamingo:

I can't help it.

Captain Giggles:

This is the Barbara.

John Chamingo:

What I do.

John Chamingo:

Went to the wrong one.

John Chamingo:

Hold on.

John Chamingo:

Got the wrong scene here.

John Chamingo:

I know.

John Chamingo:

Hang on.

John Chamingo:

Let me get to.

John Chamingo:

Let me get to this one here.

Captain Giggles:

Now, I know there's a funny spoof that they did on a star is born, which is what that image is from anybody who can see it.

Captain Giggles:

If you google it, it's basically, it's a picture of Chris Christopherson and Barbra Streisand.

Captain Giggles:

And they're.

Captain Giggles:

They seem topless, at least that's what you see.

Captain Giggles:

And then they're kind of leaning against each other.

Captain Giggles:

It's very, like, obviously an intimate.

John Chamingo:

There we go.

John Chamingo:

That's when what's her name was hot.

John Chamingo:

Barbra Streisand.

John Chamingo:

That was when Barbara Streisand was hot.

Captain Giggles:

That is Barbara stray.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

Well, snl did a spoof on this, and they showed it where they were together, and then there was gum stuck in her hair and his beard.

Captain Giggles:

And she's like.

John Chamingo:

He was a.

John Chamingo:

He was a very handsome mandev, from what I understand.

John Chamingo:

And he was a seller.

John Chamingo:

He was a singer, but I don't know any of his songs.

Captain Giggles:

The album's called RF Dead.

Captain Giggles:

Rip, rip, rip, rip.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

All right.

John Chamingo:

Big yes.

John Chamingo:

So.

John Chamingo:

All right, everybody.

John Chamingo:

So that's it?

John Chamingo:

That's all the death notifications for this?

Captain Giggles:

There was a lot, though.

Captain Giggles:

Like, it just seemed like all of a sudden it was like one or two, and then you'll just kind of popped up.

John Chamingo:

Yes.

Captain Giggles:

Kind of depressing.

John Chamingo:

I know.

John Chamingo:

All right, so here's one of my favorite topics of the night, one of my favorite segments of the week.

John Chamingo:

Duchess.

John Chamingo:

Not so much.

Captain Giggles:

It's not my favorite.

John Chamingo:

Who is this knit with?

Captain Giggles:

Your own pal, Eric Zane.

John Chamingo:

All right, so what is our old buddy up to?

John Chamingo:

Eric Zane?

John Chamingo:

So I was watching the other day, and, well, you know how it is with Eric.

John Chamingo:

He's in there.

John Chamingo:

He's doing his show.

John Chamingo:

He's talking to the chat.

John Chamingo:

And so let me know when you think something went wrong.

John Chamingo:

Pete Rose died.

Captain Giggles:

Now?

Captain Giggles:

No, sorry, immediately.

Captain Giggles:

Right now.

John Chamingo:

All right, so here he's talking, he's telling the story about his daughter lost her purse and her daughter couldn't find the purse.

John Chamingo:

He was very upset that his daughter couldn't find a purse.

Captain Giggles:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

And in the middle of the I can't find the purse story.

John Chamingo:

Maze in blue 27.

John Chamingo:

Put in the chat.

John Chamingo:

Pete Rose died.

John Chamingo:

Let's enjoy.

John Chamingo:

She gets.

John Chamingo:

And she's like, I can't find my purse.

John Chamingo:

Maze in blue writes, Pete Rose died.

John Chamingo:

Shut up, Dick.

John Chamingo:

I'll get to it.

John Chamingo:

How many you have been here before?

John Chamingo:

You don't just bust into my show and start fucking giving news, dumb fuck.

John Chamingo:

That's my job.

John Chamingo:

Let me just say something to you, Eric.

John Chamingo:

As a guy that has chat running the whole time, you know what you don't have to do?

John Chamingo:

You don't have to read every fucking chat all right, why don't you.

John Chamingo:

He puts in there, Pete Rose dies.

John Chamingo:

God forbid he interrupts your thrilling and entertaining story of your daughter losing her purse, which really could been a text.

John Chamingo:

But no, I mean, like he's in the middle of his daughter lost her purse and didn't know where it was and he was upset about it.

John Chamingo:

And God forbid a guy in the chat was like, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

John Chamingo:

Maybe we, I'm going to help this guy out.

John Chamingo:

I'm going to give him a story subject.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, I'm going to change the subject that maybe the people that are in here that might enjoy, I put in Pete Rose died, not Eric.

John Chamingo:

He sees that derail the show.

John Chamingo:

He can't, can't let it go.

John Chamingo:

He can't not read a chat.

John Chamingo:

He's, I gotta read every chat.

John Chamingo:

So here we go.

Captain Giggles:

They're not even.

John Chamingo:

Have you lost your mind?

John Chamingo:

How many times do I have to go through this with people?

John Chamingo:

Chat.

John Chamingo:

Hold on.

John Chamingo:

Chat.

John Chamingo:

You're gonna get an education here.

John Chamingo:

Oh, I see, he's gotta get, oh my God.

John Chamingo:

I am going to teach the chat again.

John Chamingo:

Once again I have to stop the show.

John Chamingo:

And I'm pissed because I was right in the middle of a riveting lost purse story.

John Chamingo:

I will stop the show to educate the chat once again because of blaze Mays 27 or whatever his name is.

John Chamingo:

The guy from likes Michigan.

John Chamingo:

Last thing you want to do when I'm doing my goddamn show is to come in here and say, hey, guess what?

John Chamingo:

I got news.

John Chamingo:

Jeremy did this yesterday.

John Chamingo:

I politely told him to knock it off.

John Chamingo:

Now I'm getting annoyed.

John Chamingo:

Oh, now what the fuck is wrong with you?

John Chamingo:

What is wrong with you?

John Chamingo:

That guy wrote something in the chat that he found out that Pete Rose died and now you're screaming at him like a fucking lunatic.

Captain Giggles:

Or maybe you just turn off the chat stream.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, he wrote Pete Rose died and here you are screaming at this poor guy.

John Chamingo:

What the fuck?

Captain Giggles:

Dean says John, Eric already covered this.

Captain Giggles:

Move on.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, Eric covered this.

Captain Giggles:

I'm sure it gets better, Chris.

Captain Giggles:

Way to grow your fan base.

John Chamingo:

Leave it to a Michigan fan.

John Chamingo:

Exactly.

John Chamingo:

Maize and blue 27.

John Chamingo:

Uh, Chris says, chris says leave it to a Michigan fan.

John Chamingo:

That's what this is.

John Chamingo:

Michigan fan.

John Chamingo:

Can't help it.

John Chamingo:

Stupid people.

John Chamingo:

I know Pete Rose died, asshole.

John Chamingo:

If you know about it.

John Chamingo:

I knew about it a day before he just died.

John Chamingo:

How did you know?

John Chamingo:

About what?

John Chamingo:

You psychic, how did you know he died?

John Chamingo:

You didn't know?

John Chamingo:

He just, he just died.

John Chamingo:

God damn.

John Chamingo:

Anyway, he just woke the dog up.

John Chamingo:

In the background, dogs like the fuck's he yelled about.

John Chamingo:

Now, I don't want to start giving people timeouts.

Captain Giggles:

Timeouts.

John Chamingo:

Show the band coming out.

John Chamingo:

Look out.

John Chamingo:

Look, I wrote my shit down here, and one of the things I wrote on my list, Pete Rose, I'll get to it when the time is right.

John Chamingo:

Can you imagine being at a goddamn show?

John Chamingo:

Let's say a stand up act, and you're in the front row, and you just blurt some shit out?

John Chamingo:

He's gonna kick you right in the fucking throat.

Captain Giggles:

All right, no stand ups.

Captain Giggles:

They don't.

John Chamingo:

Speaker two, stand up show.

John Chamingo:

This is a podcast where you have chatters that come in here.

John Chamingo:

Now, why this whole time that with everything's going on, the chat's flowing over here with what a douchebag you are, all right?

John Chamingo:

Am I bringing them up?

John Chamingo:

Am I allowing that to derail the show?

John Chamingo:

No, I'm not.

John Chamingo:

I'm allowing them to do their chat.

John Chamingo:

And we will get to them or we won't.

John Chamingo:

It doesn't matter.

John Chamingo:

I mean, you got your haters over here.

John Chamingo:

Trust me, the line forms to the right.

John Chamingo:

But you just.

John Chamingo:

The thing is, he just.

John Chamingo:

He cannot allow the chat.

John Chamingo:

He can't let it go.

John Chamingo:

Like, someone puts it in and it just blows his mind.

John Chamingo:

Cause I was in the middle of telling this amazing lost purse story about my daughter.

John Chamingo:

And why would you put something interesting in?

John Chamingo:

Like, the guy who, Pete Rose, who broke the all time hit record, who got thrown out of baseball for gambling, that has three wives and, like, seven kids.

John Chamingo:

Why would you interrupt me with that kind of entertainment and screw up my story about the missing purse that I can't get to right now?

John Chamingo:

Because now I have to educate you.

John Chamingo:

I have to educate you.

John Chamingo:

You know, here's another thing that Eric does.

John Chamingo:

I'm going to explain a little podcasting, little behind the scenes stuff.

John Chamingo:

So when you.

John Chamingo:

You have a podcast, all right, what you do when you put a podcast out, you get money for advertising, all right?

John Chamingo:

So for every show that you put out, whatever it's called, you know, you get a rate, which is called CPM, which is a.

John Chamingo:

You get a certain amount of dollars for every thousand people that download your show.

John Chamingo:

Now, how would you be able to double your money?

John Chamingo:

Take your two hour show, cut it into two parts, and put it out the same day.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, clever.

John Chamingo:

So you have part one and part two.

John Chamingo:

So what he does, he gets in the middle, because he does a two hour show.

John Chamingo:

He gets right in the middle.

John Chamingo:

He cuts it off, and he puts out two parts of the show so he can get more advertising.

John Chamingo:

Now, some people would say that's smart.

John Chamingo:

Okay, maybe.

John Chamingo:

But the other thing is, it's kind of a rip off.

John Chamingo:

You're kind of ripping off your advertisers.

John Chamingo:

He doesn't care.

John Chamingo:

Doesn't matter.

John Chamingo:

Well, I guess, you know, if you're.

John Chamingo:

If your audience is dropped in half, the next thing you got to do is you've got to put out two shows to get that money back up to where it originally was when you.

John Chamingo:

When.

John Chamingo:

When Maze and blue 27 leaves.

John Chamingo:

Because you just yelled at him in the chat for putting something on there that you chase away listeners all the time.

John Chamingo:

I'm going to have to find out.

Captain Giggles:

The audience brings topics to the show that are more entertaining.

Captain Giggles:

Hey, all you conversation.

John Chamingo:

People that know, if you know that guy, give him the link for the boomer bunker.

John Chamingo:

He's more than welcome to come here and put anything he wants in the chat.

John Chamingo:

I don't care.

John Chamingo:

There you go.

John Chamingo:

If you were here in front of me, I would do that now.

John Chamingo:

Shot.

John Chamingo:

You wouldn't do anything.

Captain Giggles:

You're a shot the fuck up.

Captain Giggles:

Okay?

John Chamingo:

You're a big puss.

John Chamingo:

You wouldn't.

John Chamingo:

You would not do anything.

John Chamingo:

You wouldn't touch this guy.

John Chamingo:

You would run and call the cops like you call every cop the cops all the time.

John Chamingo:

Somebody just made a.

John Chamingo:

Somebody sent my.

John Chamingo:

A t shirt and a bobblehead to my house.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

Somebody.

John Chamingo:

I'm being threatened.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, somebody shared my wife's public Facebook post, sent someone over to their house and so, you know, to send a message, somebody parked in front of my.

Captain Giggles:

Mailbox in a public street during a yard sale.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

Just blurt some shit out.

John Chamingo:

He's gonna kick you right in the fucking throat.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

If you were here in front of me, I would do that now.

John Chamingo:

You would not.

John Chamingo:

Shut up, asshole.

John Chamingo:

I gotta pull that clip.

John Chamingo:

That's a good one.

John Chamingo:

Son of a.

Captain Giggles:

Really popping those people.

John Chamingo:

I don't know what I was talking about.

John Chamingo:

I was telling a story about something.

John Chamingo:

I'm completely derailed now.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, God.

Captain Giggles:

Imagine that.

Captain Giggles:

Well, the most exciting thing was that he woke up.

Captain Giggles:

He woke up the dog.

John Chamingo:

Yes.

Captain Giggles:

Who is sleeping through his show.

John Chamingo:

Well, Eric made such a big stink about this that Pete Rose actually heard this from heaven.

John Chamingo:

And I'm praying at this place because if this thing doesn't play.

John Chamingo:

I'm fine.

John Chamingo:

Here we go.

John Chamingo:

Hey, everyone, Pete Rose here.

John Chamingo:

I talked to a few people here who said you guys could help.

John Chamingo:

I was on my last bear and reached out to my good friend Maze and blue 27 on Twitch.

John Chamingo:

Before I died, I knew I didn't.

Captain Giggles:

Have long, and with all the recent.

John Chamingo:

Celebrity deaths, I feared my death would be missed.

John Chamingo:

I asked him to spread the word when it happened, which he did.

John Chamingo:

Unfortunately, he did so on the Eric Zane show podcast.

John Chamingo:

The twat of a twat host was busy talking about a lost purse and laid in to my friend for speaking out of turn.

John Chamingo:

It's a fucking podcast.

John Chamingo:

Suck my dick.

John Chamingo:

You know what I mean?

John Chamingo:

Mays just shared my fucking news as a comment, and this fucktard goes into a five minute tirade about people not commenting correctly.

John Chamingo:

What an asshole.

John Chamingo:

No one cares about your daughters inability to look under the car for her purse.

John Chamingo:

You think people are hanging on baited breath on Eric Zane lost purse caper?

John Chamingo:

I'm Pete fucking Rose, motherfucker.

John Chamingo:

My death is more important than your idiot daughter losing her purse.

John Chamingo:

Go fuck yourself, moron.

John Chamingo:

Anyways, a few people mentioned your show up here, and I will be checking it out, especially duchess.

Captain Giggles:

She's got great cans.

John Chamingo:

From what I can see.

John Chamingo:

If I were still there, I'd love.

Captain Giggles:

To try skipping second base, rounding third.

John Chamingo:

Base, and slide in deep at home base with her.

John Chamingo:

Watch it there, Pete.

John Chamingo:

That is my lovely lady friend you're talking about.

John Chamingo:

I will kick your ass.

John Chamingo:

Shut up, Mike.

John Chamingo:

You're not even dead yet.

John Chamingo:

Go do a dirty job or something.

John Chamingo:

Anyways, thanks for allowing me to speak on this matter.

John Chamingo:

I must be going now.

Captain Giggles:

John Ashton and Kris Kristofferson just got here, and we are scheduled to tag.

John Chamingo:

Team Eric's mom in a bit.

Captain Giggles:

Smell you later.

John Chamingo:

Go red.

John Chamingo:

Thanks, Pete.

John Chamingo:

Appreciate that.

Captain Giggles:

Good job, Pete.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, Dean says, say hi to Devin.

John Chamingo:

Yep.

John Chamingo:

Say hi to Dev.

Captain Giggles:

It's not that maze.

Captain Giggles:

Not that maze.

Captain Giggles:

Not our comment maze.

John Chamingo:

It's not.

Captain Giggles:

It's not our.

John Chamingo:

I don't know who it is.

Captain Giggles:

Some of them weren't someone who's obviously University of Michigan fan.

John Chamingo:

So I can't wait to pull this clip and put it out so we can see it again.

John Chamingo:

I love.

John Chamingo:

What I do is I love to pull these things, and what I do is I tag Carl from who are these podcasts?

John Chamingo:

And also Christian blat from his co host.

John Chamingo:

From his co host.

John Chamingo:

From who are these broadcasts?

John Chamingo:

And so I was supposed to go on, who are these podcasts?

John Chamingo:

And then, who are these broadcasts?

John Chamingo:

And they've canceled twice on me.

John Chamingo:

Now, I have a feeling that Eric will not.

Captain Giggles:

I think Eric is like, well, I don't want him on.

John Chamingo:

He's a big, scary guy.

John Chamingo:

I'll take anybody on if one of you.

Captain Giggles:

Except the ones that can't.

John Chamingo:

What are you, retards?

John Chamingo:

Want to come on here and take my job?

John Chamingo:

Come on.

John Chamingo:

All right, I'm over here.

John Chamingo:

Let's talk about it.

John Chamingo:

Not him.

John Chamingo:

I don't want him.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, big scary says you.

Captain Giggles:

Come out.

Captain Giggles:

Rah rah rah.

John Chamingo:

Big scary bear.

Captain Giggles:

Dean's.

Captain Giggles:

Dean's ready to go, so whenever you need him.

John Chamingo:

Well, the Friday show is with the brominos.

John Chamingo:

That's one thing, but I think the next Saturday.

John Chamingo:

No, Tuesday is when they do.

John Chamingo:

Who are these broadcasts?

Captain Giggles:

No, the in person.

John Chamingo:

What's that?

John Chamingo:

Oh, when he goes up to the magic bag.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

I got to get tickets for Dean and Mike to go up there and confront him.

John Chamingo:

Let's see how tough he is.

John Chamingo:

I'll kick your ass out in the street real good.

John Chamingo:

He'll be hiding in a coat rack.

John Chamingo:

He'll be hiding the coke.

John Chamingo:

So, please.

John Chamingo:

I'm gonna go over.

John Chamingo:

There's two guys.

Captain Giggles:

He'll call the police.

John Chamingo:

Of course he will.

Captain Giggles:

I guarantee he'll call the police.

Captain Giggles:

Whatever, petty little man.

Captain Giggles:

Whatever, dude.

Captain Giggles:

Whatever floats your fucking boat.

Captain Giggles:

Hope your daughter found her purse.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, she did.

John Chamingo:

Oh, I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

Let me.

John Chamingo:

After all that, he could find the purse, and then she backs out of the driveway and as she goes to look forward.

John Chamingo:

There's the purse here.

John Chamingo:

What happened was she dropped the purse and kicked it under the car and never realized it.

John Chamingo:

Oh, God.

Captain Giggles:

That's a fascinating story.

Captain Giggles:

Thank you so much for sharing.

John Chamingo:

I'm getting to the Pete rose story.

John Chamingo:

I've got 2 hours to fill here, and I don't have any material because I don't do any show prep.

John Chamingo:

Sounds like Roseanne barr.

Captain Giggles:

You know how that could have easily been avoided?

Captain Giggles:

It could have literally been.

Captain Giggles:

I saw that, too.

Captain Giggles:

We're getting to it.

John Chamingo:

How about not even saying a word?

John Chamingo:

Just let it go.

John Chamingo:

Let it go.

John Chamingo:

Let it go.

John Chamingo:

You don't have to read every chat.

John Chamingo:

Let it go.

Captain Giggles:

Sparky says he was on the edge of his seat waiting for the ending to that story.

Captain Giggles:

Sorry, Sparky.

Captain Giggles:

Now it's like I'm ready for a cigarette.

Captain Giggles:

It was just such a good ending to that story.

Captain Giggles:

Wow.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know what to do with myself now.

John Chamingo:

You got the vapors?

John Chamingo:

Do you?

John Chamingo:

Are you still got the vapors?

John Chamingo:

Micro pete rose and mike rowe fighting over you.

John Chamingo:

Is that what it is?

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

Pete Rose with the hair.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know.

John Chamingo:

You didn't like.

John Chamingo:

You don't think you could handle the mo.

John Chamingo:

The mo.

John Chamingo:

Haircut.

Captain Giggles:

There was a comedian I saw, and he was goofing on asian people, I guess, with, like, that Bruce Lee kind of shaggy cut.

Captain Giggles:

Like, at one point, it seemed, like, very popular in movies, and he said that it was the.

Captain Giggles:

That was the look.

Captain Giggles:

It was like, you know, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Pete Rose, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee.

Captain Giggles:

You know, I was like, oh, that's so bad.

Captain Giggles:

But, like, Pete Rose with that.

Captain Giggles:

That haircut.

Captain Giggles:

It did mo.

Captain Giggles:

It's so bad.

John Chamingo:

Yes.

Captain Giggles:

So bad.

Captain Giggles:

Even in the seventies.

Captain Giggles:

That's bad hair.

John Chamingo:

That was bad haircut.

John Chamingo:

Dean, I would put your comment up there because it's funny, but I reminds me of something that I was doing here.

John Chamingo:

So I have a lot of podcasting stuff in the background, you know, in the.

John Chamingo:

In the back room over there, and I'm trying to organize it.

John Chamingo:

So I have all these mic cables for different things.

John Chamingo:

So I have one that's a male end to a female end, so that's heterocable.

John Chamingo:

And then you've got two male ends, that's homo, and then you've got two female ends, and that's lesbo.

John Chamingo:

So I was sorting my cables into lesbo, homo, and heteroz so that I know which ones are which.

John Chamingo:

What's wrong with that?

Captain Giggles:

What if they're.

Captain Giggles:

What if they're both, like, if they're different?

Captain Giggles:

Are they different combinations?

Captain Giggles:

One and one the other?

John Chamingo:

Sure.

John Chamingo:

That's male, female, male, females, hetero, male, male homo, female, female.

Captain Giggles:

Gotcha.

John Chamingo:

Gotcha.

Captain Giggles:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

Okay, I've covered all three.

John Chamingo:

There is no trans bow.

John Chamingo:

There is no transvo.

Captain Giggles:

No transbo.

Captain Giggles:

Nice.

Captain Giggles:

Nice.

John Chamingo:

No trans boat.

Captain Giggles:

Very nice, Joaquin.

Captain Giggles:

You know, it's funny.

Captain Giggles:

I used to work at one point, I used to sell computers on the phone, and it was all Apple computers.

Captain Giggles:

And at the time, it was right when they discontinued all of the desktop computers and introduced the iMac.

Captain Giggles:

So all the connections that were old, like these come SCSI cables and stuff like that, none of them would work on the iMacs because they're all USB.

Captain Giggles:

So of course, the cable wars, like, all the adapters and everything.

Captain Giggles:

So people used to, like, chain their.

Captain Giggles:

Their components together.

Captain Giggles:

So you'd have, like, if you had a desktop, you would have, like, an external drive, you would have a scanner, you'd have a printer.

Captain Giggles:

And they all, like, they daisy chain them together.

Captain Giggles:

So everybody didn't want to get rid all their stuff.

Captain Giggles:

So we sold cables like crazy.

Captain Giggles:

So people would have to describe the cables they have.

Captain Giggles:

So it just made me think of, like, scuzzy cables and.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, because male to female adapters, it was insane.

Captain Giggles:

Insane to sell those.

Captain Giggles:

I made so much money because the conversion rate for selling a cable, which was like $0.08, but we'd sell them for, like, $20 because at the time, you couldn't get apple products, really anywhere except resellers.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

So I would make a ton of money, and the guys like, I need cables.

Captain Giggles:

Like, awesome.

Captain Giggles:

Well, let's get a bunch since we'll make it up for your shipping.

Captain Giggles:

And, you know, you sell like, $100 with cables, and the margin on it would be like 80%.

Captain Giggles:

Like, yeah, I always like selling cables.

Captain Giggles:

Always good.

Captain Giggles:

But anyways, that was that stupid left turn.

Captain Giggles:

That's what you made me think of.

John Chamingo:

That's fine.

John Chamingo:

It's no problem.

John Chamingo:

Hey, listen, Eric, let me just tell you something, all right, because somebody fuck yourself.

John Chamingo:

Who?

John Chamingo:

Me?

Captain Giggles:

Don't call me Eric.

John Chamingo:

I didn't call you Eriche.

Captain Giggles:

You did.

Captain Giggles:

You said, okay, Eric.

John Chamingo:

No, no, I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

That's not what I meant.

John Chamingo:

I want to talk to Eric Zane right now.

John Chamingo:

I'm not calling you Eric.

John Chamingo:

Let me try again.

John Chamingo:

Hey, Eric, let me just show you something.

John Chamingo:

What happened?

John Chamingo:

A while back, soft weekly made a comment.

John Chamingo:

I wasn't ready to address it at that point because I was doing something else, but now that's over, and I can go to soft weekly comment, and it says, make it quick.

John Chamingo:

Soup parties on that guy.

John Chamingo:

Jinx hates me.

John Chamingo:

Well, it's not only jinx.

John Chamingo:

There's a lot of people that don't like yourself.

John Chamingo:

But that's okay.

John Chamingo:

I'm glad to see her here.

John Chamingo:

So, see, what happened was I figured that I could go back to that comment later on.

John Chamingo:

I didn't have to stop because he interrupted my show.

John Chamingo:

He's not interrupting my show.

John Chamingo:

I interrupt my own show with something that made no sense.

John Chamingo:

So there you go, Eric.

John Chamingo:

That's how you do it.

John Chamingo:

I know that I'm not a radio guy or anything like that.

John Chamingo:

Done this for a few years, so I know kind of what I'm doing.

John Chamingo:

All right, let's get to the:

John Chamingo:

In:

John Chamingo:

You guys are almost there, man.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, it's close.

John Chamingo:

I think it's all right.

John Chamingo:

Before we get started with this, have you figured out what we're going to do once you get there?

John Chamingo:

Did you and Josh come up with a plan?

Captain Giggles:

We're working on it, so.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Okay.

Captain Giggles:

So we've got.

John Chamingo:

We've.

Captain Giggles:

We've got 12% of a plan.

Captain Giggles:

No, he's got something in mind, so we're working it out.

John Chamingo:

Okay, good.

Captain Giggles:

It's in discussion.

John Chamingo:

So Josh is going to figure out what's going to happen and he's going to let you know.

Captain Giggles:

Yes.

Captain Giggles:

Well, we're.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, I'll let you know.

Captain Giggles:

Shut up.

Captain Giggles:

Well, he does a majority of the work, but I think his feedback is very important because he's doing it and he has some really good ideas.

Captain Giggles:

So I like them.

John Chamingo:

So we talk about, you know, something.

John Chamingo:

I just, I just thought of something.

John Chamingo:

There could be a transbow cable.

John Chamingo:

It wouldn't be, it'd be an adapter.

John Chamingo:

And what you would do is you would plug it in.

John Chamingo:

It would be male to male.

John Chamingo:

That would turn it into a female.

John Chamingo:

That would be the transbow, but it would be connector.

John Chamingo:

So that does actually could happen.

John Chamingo:

All right, let's get into the:

John Chamingo:

miles in:

John Chamingo:

And Josh is, I mean, you guys are neck and neck.

Captain Giggles:

We're very close.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, it's amazing.

John Chamingo:

You guys are, well, you just crossed out of Utah.

John Chamingo:

You actually, this week you went across the four corners where you would have been in Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona at the same time.

John Chamingo:

I saw some girl get up and she went to that spot where they all, that's called the four corners.

John Chamingo:

I guess it's a park or something.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, she went there and she got, she did a handstand and then she walked.

John Chamingo:

And she says, I walked.

John Chamingo:

I walked all my hands through four states.

John Chamingo:

So I thought that was pretty interesting.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Josh.

Captain Giggles:

Josh is so, I'm so close to catching up with him.

Captain Giggles:

I really am.

John Chamingo:

I know this is, and it's driving you crazy, isn't it?

Captain Giggles:

Well, I know I'm going to get, I'm going to get my 20 miles on Saturday for sure.

Captain Giggles:

That's my big hike is this weekend.

John Chamingo:

Okay.

John Chamingo:

And then look at, look at Mister Decaf.

John Chamingo:

He's coming up.

John Chamingo:

He's getting close.

Captain Giggles:

Dragging you along.

John Chamingo:

We're in Colorado, 16, 8 miles.

John Chamingo:

Get it.

John Chamingo:

Mister Decaf, I appreciate you like, you.

John Chamingo:

All right, so Josh sent us a note.

Captain Giggles:

Yes, I have a recap.

Captain Giggles:

So after hiking together for a month, the duchess and I parted ways at the Colorado border.

Captain Giggles:

What little Lita had built up running a pair of half marathons earlier this month will be offset by her mammoth march this weekend.

Captain Giggles:

And I expect the race to be down to the wire as we close in on Sin City.

Captain Giggles:

Before crossing into Arizona, the recently self proclaimed size queen.

Captain Giggles:

,:

Captain Giggles:

e boulder broke loose, rolled:

Captain Giggles:

Plowed a 15 foot wide trench through Colorado Highway 145 and came to rest in a field on the other side.

Captain Giggles:

Even though Highway 145 is a heavily traveled road, no one was injured and only one vehicle was dented.

Captain Giggles:

Imagine trying to explain that to Jake at State Farm.

Captain Giggles:

Mister Decaf, also known as Matt, has been wearing out the soles of his shoes this month.

Captain Giggles:

With John on his shoulders, John at least cut him some slack last weekend.

Captain Giggles:

It didn't make him carry him on his tunnel.

Captain Giggles:

The tower race.

Captain Giggles:

Congrats on that, by the way.

Captain Giggles:

You wouldn't catch me driving that tunnel, never mind running it tonight.

Captain Giggles:

They are in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, the resting place of 18 hundreds.

Captain Giggles:

Gunslinger Doc Holliday.

Captain Giggles:

Can anyone else hear John on the Mister Decaf's backs going, I'm your huckleberry.

Captain Giggles:

Bonus points if you say it in the accent.

John Chamingo:

I don't know the accent.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, okay.

Captain Giggles:

I passed through Thompson Springs, Colorado a few weeks back and stopped off at a gas station mini mart named Jackass Joe's, also known to the locals as area stupid.

Captain Giggles:

I picked up a bumper sticker for Air Force one.

Captain Giggles:

Now that I've finally reached Utah, I decided to catch an NHL preseason game at the newly relocated hockey franchise here in Salt Lake.

Captain Giggles:

It's too bad they are still the trash team from Arizona with different branding.

Captain Giggles:

Yes, I know.

Captain Giggles:

John doesn't care about hockey.

Captain Giggles:

This is where he glosses over in the I don't care, I don't care clip plays in his mind.

Captain Giggles:

He play it on the show.

Captain Giggles:

If he could figure out how to make sound effects work, fuck it.

Captain Giggles:

I'll fix it in post.

Captain Giggles:

Hopefully we'll be at the penny slots before next month's recap.

Captain Giggles:

Your fellow walker, still not Jason.

Captain Giggles:

Signed Josh.

John Chamingo:

There you go.

Captain Giggles:

I love his account.

Captain Giggles:

There's so much fun.

Captain Giggles:

So much fun.

Captain Giggles:

He does a great job writing these.

Captain Giggles:

We need to hear the I don't care, I don't care.

John Chamingo:

So I have it on here.

John Chamingo:

I don't know if I have it on here yet.

John Chamingo:

I'm having.

John Chamingo:

I'm still trying to get stuff into the in here.

John Chamingo:

I don't have the I don't care, I don't care.

John Chamingo:

I won yet.

John Chamingo:

Sorry, guys.

Captain Giggles:

Did put the link in for the Doc Holliday clip, which is great from Tombstone.

Captain Giggles:

If you've ever seen that with Kurt Russell.

John Chamingo:

Where is it he put it?

Captain Giggles:

It was literally in the notes that he sent.

John Chamingo:

Oh, I didn't see link.

John Chamingo:

I just grabbed the thing like I normally do.

John Chamingo:

No one told me there was an extra.

John Chamingo:

I apologize.

John Chamingo:

I did not know there was an extra thing there.

John Chamingo:

I was very busy this week.

Captain Giggles:

I think most people, you are.

Captain Giggles:

You're a busy little guy, hustling and bustling.

John Chamingo:

All righty.

John Chamingo:

I think that's it.

John Chamingo:

You got anything else that I miss?

John Chamingo:

Anything that I can think of?

John Chamingo:

Oh, I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

I got the Philadelphia Eagles, my team.

Captain Giggles:

Oh, we didn't talk about fantasy football at all.

John Chamingo:

We didn't talk about fantasy football.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Cause you know why?

John Chamingo:

Cause I'm getting my ass kicked every week.

John Chamingo:

I got my ass kicked by rhymes with nothing this week.

John Chamingo:

And he auto draft.

Captain Giggles:

I know.

John Chamingo:

So I get to play my daughter this week, which should be fun.

John Chamingo:

And the team, if the, she cut her court, we traded quarterbacks, which I traded her.

Captain Giggles:

So you ruined her, Jalen.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, I traded that, and I got Patrick Mahomes, and then she got it in the bye week, so she has to put in her backup quarterback, too.

John Chamingo:

So I feel bad for her, but.

Captain Giggles:

I play your other daughter this week.

John Chamingo:

Oh, you do?

John Chamingo:

That should be pretty good.

John Chamingo:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

And you played the fake fan this week and she.

John Chamingo:

How close was that?

John Chamingo:

Were you sweating near the end?

Captain Giggles:

It was.

Captain Giggles:

And let me tell you what.

Captain Giggles:

When I, when it first popped up, like last week, I think we talked about it.

Captain Giggles:

It popped up and I'd made some changes and it, like, dropped me.

Captain Giggles:

It was, I was at like maybe like 40%, and I swapped a couple people and it dropped me down to 20.

Captain Giggles:

I'm like, oh, put it back.

Captain Giggles:

Put it back.

Captain Giggles:

And it got to the point I'm like, there's no one else I can swap out.

Captain Giggles:

Like, I just, it just has to be this way.

Captain Giggles:

And it yo, the, because she had Thursday night game and then she played early on Saturday.

Captain Giggles:

So a lot of my team really activated later Saturday or Sunday games.

Captain Giggles:

A lot of my teams activated later for Sunday.

Captain Giggles:

And then she had Monday both people.

Captain Giggles:

She had people on both games on Monday nights.

Captain Giggles:

So it was a nail biter to the end.

Captain Giggles:

I had to wake up Tuesday morning and literally the first thing I did was I shut my alarm and I'm like, did I win?

John Chamingo:

I think it was like seven points.

Captain Giggles:

Or something like that was, it was very close.

Captain Giggles:

So I was sweating it because I'm like, she's a fake, man.

Captain Giggles:

I can't let her beat me.

Captain Giggles:

But she was, she had some good picks in there for sure.

John Chamingo:

She would have swapped out her kicker.

John Chamingo:

She would have been the kicker.

Captain Giggles:

She would have different kicker.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, it was, it was very close.

Captain Giggles:

I think we're in the, it was under ten point difference.

Captain Giggles:

I don't remember exactly how much, but it was definitely under ten.

Captain Giggles:

And it was a good game.

Captain Giggles:

It was, it was a good matchup.

Captain Giggles:

I had fun with it because I was sweating because it, I was not slated to win most of it.

Captain Giggles:

And then towards the end on Sunday, like, it, I, you know, like, you watch the percentages and I'm like, it's looking good.

Captain Giggles:

And then Monday I'm watching her percentage get closer and I'm like, no, it's not good.

Captain Giggles:

It's not good.

Captain Giggles:

But definitely, it was definitely fun.

Captain Giggles:

And, you know, I feel bad.

Captain Giggles:

There's so many injuries.

John Chamingo:

I know.

Captain Giggles:

Mister decaf, his team is like, decimated.

John Chamingo:

It's crazy.

John Chamingo:

I mean, he's not.

John Chamingo:

Next year we're going to have, we're only going to have eight teams in a league because this way you can get other players and you can make it competitive.

Captain Giggles:

But it is competitive because you have to hustle now.

Captain Giggles:

Now instead of, like, you're able to load your team up with all the top players now you have to really kind of scramble a bit and it makes those top players, like, spread out.

Captain Giggles:

So I'm kind of not mad at it because it made me look, and I did auto draft for like, the last chunk of it.

Captain Giggles:

And a couple people I've auto drafted have done very well.

Captain Giggles:

And I'm like, should have done this earlier.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, the auto draft will just take the top player of whatever is at that, whatever's open and just you get that top player.

Captain Giggles:

So I'm pretty sure that's how a lot of people are doing.

John Chamingo:

Well, my team sucks and we're going to eight teams because I want better players.

John Chamingo:

So then I had a question for you.

John Chamingo:

Okay, I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

Go ahead.

John Chamingo:

What's your question?

Captain Giggles:

Well, I was going to say since you said you had to get the Jamingo stench off of Jalen Hurts, but you gave him to your daughter, who's the same as the Jamingo anyway.

John Chamingo:

Well, yeah, but see, I'm a mush, not you, right?

John Chamingo:

Yeah, I'm the mush.

John Chamingo:

So I gave it and he still, he played like shit anyhow.

John Chamingo:

He threw an interception.

John Chamingo:

It's just ridiculous.

John Chamingo:

So they, they played so bad.

John Chamingo:

I mean, the Eagles didn't have a first down until six minutes before the half.

John Chamingo:

And, you know, and then he came back a little bit, but then they lost.

John Chamingo:

So this guy here is basically me as he melts down about the Eagles.

John Chamingo:

This is what being a fan is about.

Captain Giggles:

This is, this is what being a fan is.

John Chamingo:

About?

Captain Giggles:

We're down 24 to seven, and I'm still screaming, fly, eagles fly.

John Chamingo:

What the fuck is wrong with me?

John Chamingo:

I mean, I knew we wasn't really going to score like that going into the motherfucking game.

John Chamingo:

We don't got half our fucking lineup.

Captain Giggles:

O line and rob receivers.

John Chamingo:

I didn't think we was going to.

Captain Giggles:

Score, but I didn't think we would.

John Chamingo:

Let up 24 points to fucking Baker Mayfield beforehand.

John Chamingo:

Oh, they got the bucks have a good game plan.

John Chamingo:

They had a good bro broker.

John Chamingo:

Mayfield ran a read option and ran.

Captain Giggles:

Through a fucking quarterback's chest to get a touchdown.

John Chamingo:

He's a quarterback.

Captain Giggles:

Your job is to hit.

John Chamingo:

Your job is to tackle.

John Chamingo:

You can't tackle a fucking quarterback.

John Chamingo:

What are you doing?

John Chamingo:

Baker Mayfield ran a red option, walked through.

John Chamingo:

One of our quarterbacks, stood in the end zone and stood over top of you.

John Chamingo:

He might as well shot you right there, bro.

John Chamingo:

You got no stripes.

Captain Giggles:

Take your fucking Eagles jersey off.

Captain Giggles:

I don't give a fuck if we lose by 50 fucking five.

John Chamingo:

Have some fucking heart.

Captain Giggles:

Don't let nobody just walk in the fucking end zone.

John Chamingo:

We paid you.

John Chamingo:

We paid you 25 mil.

John Chamingo:

$25 million to let Baker Mayfield walk.

Captain Giggles:

In a fucking end zone.

Captain Giggles:

Dog, what the fuck is going on with you?

John Chamingo:

Y'all got Michael Strahan at halftime talking.

Captain Giggles:

Through his fucking gap about how bad the Eagles is.

Captain Giggles:

I smack the shit out of the whole fucking lineup.

John Chamingo:

Fuck wrong with y'all?

John Chamingo:

Get some heart and get inside the.

Captain Giggles:

Fucking game and make shit happen.

John Chamingo:

Aww.

John Chamingo:

That shit made me so fucking angry.

Captain Giggles:

You would have thought that motherfucker was Cam Newton.

John Chamingo:

You would have thought.

John Chamingo:

You would have thought that was Saquon on the other team.

John Chamingo:

It's fucking Baker Mayfield.

Captain Giggles:

So I think he's a little something someone.

Captain Giggles:

Baker Mayfield, I think he was.

Captain Giggles:

Kept going up and up and up.

Captain Giggles:

Sparky says, stop spitting on me.

Captain Giggles:

Boomer Bob weighs in with 295 to the goal, everyone.

Captain Giggles:

Come on, let's knock this out.

John Chamingo:

Knock this out for the winter.

John Chamingo:

Oh, my God.

John Chamingo:

So I am enjoying.

John Chamingo:

So who are these podcasts?

John Chamingo:

We're actually the guy from.

John Chamingo:

Nobody likes onions.

John Chamingo:

On Fridays.

John Chamingo:

They used to do the show where they would shit on stuttering John all week while they've changed it to.

John Chamingo:

And they call it this little piggy because he's a pay piggy.

John Chamingo:

Aaron Mholt from the steel to morning show.

John Chamingo:

And they go over what Aaron has done that week.

John Chamingo:

And I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

It's just delicious.

John Chamingo:

I can't believe, you know, again, when I first started watching the show, it's not the show that's there now.

John Chamingo:

When I first started watching the show, it was enjoyable.

John Chamingo:

He could hold an audience.

John Chamingo:

He did pretty well with it and all.

John Chamingo:

And then all hell broke loose.

John Chamingo:

He lost his wife.

John Chamingo:

You know, they got a divorce.

John Chamingo:

Now he's in trouble for sending revenge porn.

John Chamingo:

It's just, you know, it's.

John Chamingo:

He's.

John Chamingo:

You know, he's going to court.

John Chamingo:

He might have to go to jail.

John Chamingo:

I mean, there's.

John Chamingo:

He's.

John Chamingo:

There's nobody there that has talked to him to allow him to.

John Chamingo:

Or maybe they did, maybe they don't.

John Chamingo:

He changed his whole studio around.

John Chamingo:

It looks horrible.

John Chamingo:

His camera angles are bad.

John Chamingo:

I don't know.

John Chamingo:

And he keeps coming on there, and he keeps begging and begging for money, and it's even.

Captain Giggles:

People keep giving him money.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, but it's getting like.

John Chamingo:

In other words, the begging is getting so bad now that the best part of the show is the begging is to watch him melt down and hug himself and.

John Chamingo:

Oh, I gotta.

John Chamingo:

I can't do this.

John Chamingo:

I'm gonna have to go get a job.

John Chamingo:

And it is.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

When I defended the show, it wasn't the show that it is now.

John Chamingo:

I'm just gonna say that.

John Chamingo:

That being said, I.

John Chamingo:

And I thoroughly enjoy the meltdown of him trying to make the goal every.

Captain Giggles:

Week and should pair up with Eric Zane.

John Chamingo:

He is Eric.

John Chamingo:

They.

John Chamingo:

Eric Zane is the steel toe of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

John Chamingo:

Or wherever the fuck he lives.

John Chamingo:

That where he lives?

John Chamingo:

Grand Rapids?

Captain Giggles:

Desperation.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

It's the same thing.

John Chamingo:

He is.

John Chamingo:

Eric is the steel toe of Grand Rapids, Michigan, in my humble opinion of all dormers.

Captain Giggles:

There you go.

John Chamingo:

Bob says, what job could he get?

John Chamingo:

Well, I'll tell you one thing about Aaron.

John Chamingo:

He is a salesman.

John Chamingo:

He could.

John Chamingo:

Huntsville, Hudsonville.

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

Hudsonville.

John Chamingo:

That's where he is.

Captain Giggles:

Hudsonville.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Hudsonville.

John Chamingo:

Could be a salesman.

John Chamingo:

He could be a salesman.

John Chamingo:

He could be.

John Chamingo:

He could be some kind of salesman.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

He's got the gift of.

John Chamingo:

You know what?

Captain Giggles:

I have never found him entertaining like you would talk about him and I before all the bullshit with him.

Captain Giggles:

I.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know why he.

Captain Giggles:

I think I've told you.

Captain Giggles:

He just.

Captain Giggles:

He's yelly.

Captain Giggles:

He's just.

Captain Giggles:

There's something about his manner, and I never liked the way he talked to his wife when she was on, and I don't know.

Captain Giggles:

There's just something about him.

John Chamingo:

So I guess you have that, uh.

John Chamingo:

Some kind of, uh.

John Chamingo:

Would you call that women's intuition about him?

Captain Giggles:

Maybe.

Captain Giggles:

I just.

Captain Giggles:

I just didn't care for his.

Captain Giggles:

I don't like the beg.

Captain Giggles:

Like, it's such a shameless beg all the time.

Captain Giggles:

I don't care for.

Captain Giggles:

For that.

Captain Giggles:

And, you know, I don't.

Captain Giggles:

I didn't listen enough where I thought he actually said anything funny, because I feel like it wasn't funny.

Captain Giggles:

And most of the time, I tuned in.

Captain Giggles:

He was just begging for money.

John Chamingo:

Anyway, so, yeah, I introduced the show to Mike, and Mike liked it, and he says, I got your back on that steel toe was a much better show a year ago.

John Chamingo:

Total nosedive since.

John Chamingo:

I don't know, you know, it's almost like I said, you don't know how long it's going to last, but, you know, it's.

John Chamingo:

It's.

John Chamingo:

You definitely know that it's going down.

Captain Giggles:

Police.

Captain Giggles:

You know, that's how long this show's gonna last.

Captain Giggles:

Be like, we have a warrant.

Captain Giggles:

Shut it down.

Captain Giggles:

Shut it down.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah, that's what it's gonna be.

Captain Giggles:

That's.

Captain Giggles:

That's how he's gonna go out.

John Chamingo:

But anyhow, this little piggy is on YouTube.

John Chamingo:

It's on the.

John Chamingo:

No one likes onions.

John Chamingo:

I don't know what you would call it.

John Chamingo:

His channel.

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry.

John Chamingo:

His channel.

John Chamingo:

So, if you were a fan of Steeltoe and you, like, actually going to, uh, watch this shit show go on, uh, no one does this better than Patrick Melton.

John Chamingo:

When he talks about Steeltoe.

John Chamingo:

I mean, he just.

John Chamingo:

It's amazing.

Captain Giggles:

And that's the guy I actually do listen to.

Captain Giggles:

I listened to him a couple of times, and he made me laugh because he just, like, he'll put a clip on him, and he just roasts him.

Captain Giggles:

It's so mean.

Captain Giggles:

I laugh.

Captain Giggles:

Like, I'm just, like.

Captain Giggles:

I thoroughly enjoy this.

Captain Giggles:

And I don't know most of the players.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know anybody other than, like, a few, but just to hear him destroy him, it makes me laugh.

Captain Giggles:

So mean.

Captain Giggles:

I love it because I just don't care for him so much.

Captain Giggles:

I'm like, this guy's funny.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, steel toads.

John Chamingo:

Like, he would say, you know, this show.

John Chamingo:

You know, this show's got to go on.

John Chamingo:

I got to make this much money.

John Chamingo:

And Patrick, you go it.

John Chamingo:

He says, this is a good show.

John Chamingo:

And Patrick would go, it's not.

John Chamingo:

It's not.

Captain Giggles:

It's really not yet mellow about it.

John Chamingo:

He basically.

John Chamingo:

Patrick Melton basically took that show and destroyed it.

John Chamingo:

He talked about his wife so much that his wife quit the show, and that's what started all the trouble, because they.

John Chamingo:

They were picking on her.

Captain Giggles:

Women can't they were mean to her.

Captain Giggles:

Well, they were mean, but she, I mean, she didn't help herself by going onto his show.

Captain Giggles:

And I'm not saying she was asking for it, but she went on like very scantily dress like.

Captain Giggles:

She, I don't know, she put herself, she put herself in some danger.

Captain Giggles:

I will say danger, quote, quote.

Captain Giggles:

But she kind of placed herself in that situation.

Captain Giggles:

I don't know if he was looking for her to come on or like, because he had no host and she needed to come on because I didn't find them entertaining.

John Chamingo:

I did, I don't know, whatever I did at first, but then ever since.

Captain Giggles:

She'S cute, you know, you're watching her.

Captain Giggles:

I get it.

John Chamingo:

Like, you know, I don't think it was that I enjoyed that.

John Chamingo:

I enjoyed the back and forth between it, them between them.

John Chamingo:

I thought she was his best co host, to be honest with you.

Captain Giggles:

Probably was.

John Chamingo:

But he's kind of like Eric Zane where he's alien, alienated his, all his fans.

John Chamingo:

There was people that used to be his moderators and stuff like that.

John Chamingo:

They, they go on shows to just break his balls.

John Chamingo:

Like, I think next Wednesday, I got to double check.

John Chamingo:

I'm probably going back on the BYB podcast with Jody B and Quad father.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

And then, you know, we'll go on there.

John Chamingo:

And then there's, guys are calling me like a, you know, a simp for Steeltoe.

John Chamingo:

It's not that.

John Chamingo:

It's not the way anymore.

John Chamingo:

But Bob says it's hard to believe.

John Chamingo:

Aaron was doing twenty k a month on twitch at one time.

John Chamingo:

Really?

Captain Giggles:

He was bringing in that kind of money.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

And then he got thrown off of twitch.

John Chamingo:

And then he went to YouTube and it's been slowly going down and down and down and down.

John Chamingo:

Well, when he was on radio in Minnesota, he was also doing twitch at the same time.

John Chamingo:

So when he went to commercial breaks, he would go on Twitch.

John Chamingo:

He built an audience from there.

John Chamingo:

Then when he quit the show, he just went and started doing twitch.

John Chamingo:

And they said he was making $20,000 at twitch.

John Chamingo:

Well, that's what Carl says anyhow, from WATP and someone who's making some fucking money.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

And at that point, he must have done something in twitch, just, you know, poofed his channel.

John Chamingo:

So then he goes to YouTube and it's the whole super chat and all that.

John Chamingo:

But again, I think that he's dumb.

John Chamingo:

There's ways for him to make money.

John Chamingo:

Oh, here's the other thing that, so here's the other thing that the, this little piggy show does, they've got to make the goal.

John Chamingo:

So it's the whole goal.

John Chamingo:

And what Aaron does is because YouTube takes 30%, so if he gets a $10 super chat, he goes, okay, we take five of that.

John Chamingo:

That goes towards the goal because so, and then two dollar super chats, they don't even count that towards the goal because that's only like a dollar or something.

John Chamingo:

And so if you like, if someone gave him $100 through there, he goes, okay, we take $70 from that, and that goes towards the goal because YouTube gets the other.

John Chamingo:

When I first started listening, the hundred hours, the whole thing came off the goal.

John Chamingo:

When I first started listening, then, you know, he started taking, well, costing him money.

Captain Giggles:

So there, you know.

John Chamingo:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Then he gets, if he gets money on PayPal or Venmo.

John Chamingo:

Venmo, I don't think takes anything.

John Chamingo:

If maybe they did take a percentage, but he still takes, like, again, I think he takes like the 30% off.

John Chamingo:

It's a whole shit show over there and it's fun to watch.

John Chamingo:

I'm sorry, I just, I love watching it.

Captain Giggles:

All right, everybody, it's slow burn.

Captain Giggles:

Wait, one more thing.

Captain Giggles:

I didn't share what happened to me at the gym last week.

John Chamingo:

Oh, I didn't think you were going to.

Captain Giggles:

Well, you didn't.

Captain Giggles:

We didn't have the opportunity to bring it up, so real quick.

Captain Giggles:

So I go to the gym usually every morning, I'm there by five, and I'm usually wrapping up to leave by 66, 36, 40.

Captain Giggles:

However, the time works.

Captain Giggles:

And I noticed an older woman who was down there quite a bit, you know, you see the same people.

Captain Giggles:

So I finished working out and I'm just, I'm getting ready to leave and she comes over and starts talking to me and I'm like, and I usually don't talk to anybody at the gym.

Captain Giggles:

Like, occasionally there's one gentleman, we talk stealer stuff and bitch about them, and then he moves on and we move on, and that's the end of that.

Captain Giggles:

So she came up and started talking to me, and of course I got my airpods in, so I take them out, ask, you know, her to repeat herself.

Captain Giggles:

So she introduces herself and she's like, well, I see here you're working really hard.

Captain Giggles:

Isn't it difficult to get up in the morning?

Captain Giggles:

And I'm like, no, I'm used to it.

Captain Giggles:

I kind of try to do this every day.

Captain Giggles:

Today I didn't, but most every day I try to, you know, that's my goal.

Captain Giggles:

So small talk a little bit.

Captain Giggles:

There and the other.

Captain Giggles:

And she goes, well.

Captain Giggles:

And she says, I'm having a Bible class later today.

Captain Giggles:

Would you be interested in attending?

Captain Giggles:

And I said, no, you're not?

Captain Giggles:

No.

Captain Giggles:

I was like, no, thank you.

Captain Giggles:

Absolutely not.

Captain Giggles:

And she's like.

Captain Giggles:

She's like, are you sure?

Captain Giggles:

I mean, I said, no, I'm working.

Captain Giggles:

That's not.

Captain Giggles:

I'm not interested in that.

Captain Giggles:

I appreciate the offer, but thank you very much, but no.

Captain Giggles:

And she still kept.

Captain Giggles:

At this point, I've now said no twice.

Captain Giggles:

She keeps trying again.

Captain Giggles:

I was like, I'm not interested.

Captain Giggles:

Thank you.

Captain Giggles:

And literally walked away from her, like, at that point.

John Chamingo:

So what do you think?

John Chamingo:

She was.

John Chamingo:

She was trying to.

Captain Giggles:

She wanted me to go to church with her.

John Chamingo:

You don't think she was trying again?

Captain Giggles:

You know, it wasn't trying to punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

I hope not.

Captain Giggles:

Well, that's not where I was thinking.

Captain Giggles:

I was like, I'm not going to church.

John Chamingo:

Oh, so you basically had someone over there trying to recruit you to the Lord?

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

Captain Giggles:

Yeah.

John Chamingo:

Does she know who you are?

John Chamingo:

I mean, does she know that?

John Chamingo:

What?

Captain Giggles:

I have never met this woman in my entire life, and she thought that today was the day that she's gonna come up and try to get me to go to church?

Captain Giggles:

Stop.

Captain Giggles:

That was.

Captain Giggles:

My initial reaction was like, stop.

Captain Giggles:

I don't want to deal with this.

Captain Giggles:

I am not in the mood at 630 in the morning for much anything, but, ugh.

Captain Giggles:

It was just like, stop.

John Chamingo:

Does she know you're.

Captain Giggles:

Of all the people that talk to me in the gym, it's this woman about Jesus.

John Chamingo:

Does she know your song?

John Chamingo:

No.

Captain Giggles:

He goes, shut the fuck up.

Captain Giggles:

Great, now you got deenal fired up there.

John Chamingo:

Sure do.

Captain Giggles:

Tongue punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

Tongue punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

Tongue punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

Stop.

Captain Giggles:

He palmed my breasts, his thumb flicking over my nipples.

Captain Giggles:

Cried out, and he buried himself in me with a mighty stroke.

John Chamingo:

Everybody.

Captain Giggles:

Tongue punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

Tongue punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

He made me come.

Captain Giggles:

Oh.

Captain Giggles:

Tongue punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

Tongue punch my fart box.

Captain Giggles:

Give me your cream.

Captain Giggles:

Fuck me.

Captain Giggles:

Stop.

John Chamingo:

Mike Pellerito is a genius.

John Chamingo:

All right, everybody get her email.

John Chamingo:

We're going to send her that song.

Captain Giggles:

Well, pray for good weather this weekend.

John Chamingo:

Yes.

Captain Giggles:

No rain.

John Chamingo:

No rain for the duchess.

John Chamingo:

Hope she can get her 20 miles in.

Captain Giggles:

Yes.

John Chamingo:

All right, are we going to discord after this?

John Chamingo:

Discord after this?

Captain Giggles:

We're going to discord.

Captain Giggles:

Yes.

John Chamingo:

All right, we're going to discord.

John Chamingo:

Meet us over there.

John Chamingo:

All our links to follow us.

Captain Giggles:

Follow us on social media.

John Chamingo:

Get into the discord.

John Chamingo:

They're all in the show notes right here.

John Chamingo:

I take time to put these links in there.

John Chamingo:

Go to the damn links and follow us.

Captain Giggles:

Yes.

John Chamingo:

I'm not doing this for my health.

Captain Giggles:

Janet, smash that, like, button.

Captain Giggles:

Subscribe.

Captain Giggles:

Follow us.

John Chamingo:

Yeah, all that good stuff.

John Chamingo:

All the stuff.

Captain Giggles:

Join us in discord.

John Chamingo:

All right, we'll talk to you later.

Captain Giggles:

Bye.

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