David Moyes is taking no prisoners with his first press engagements as the new boss of West Ham. Which is probably a good thing, as he's sounding more than a little bit scary. Meanwhile, Gareth Southgate cobbled a team together at the last minute after almost everybody he picked to play for England against Germany got their mum to phone in sick.  Also feeling sick at the moment is Slaven Bilic, and we have an exclusive recording of the calls he's been making to all his old players. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original Theme music "National Hero" was written and is performed by Katalina Kicks, and appears with their kind permission.