Morning 6-Pack - Celebrate National Dog Day with Us! Get ready to unleash the fun as we dive into National Dog Day! Woof woof, folks! Did you know that about 45% of Americans are dog parents, while only 32% are cat people? Crazy, right? We’re barking up the right tree with our top six things we’ve learned from our furry pals, like the secret to a perfect nap (spin three times, duh!) and why squirrels are basically evil! So grab your favorite snack, kick back, and let’s dig into some tail-wagging hilarity together! Happy National Dog Day, everybody!
Let me tell ya, today’s show is a total tail-wagger! We’re diving into the furry world of our four-legged pals because guess what? It's National Dog Day! 🐶🎉 From heartwarming stories of how people got their pooches to the ultimate ranking of dog sizes, we’re spilling all the tea (or should I say puppy chow?). Did you know 45% of Americans have dogs while only 32% are cat people? Pfft, we’re barking up the right tree here! We also got the lowdown on the most popular dog sizes—medium dogs are totally the MVPs. Oh, and our top 6 list? It's a howl! Get ready to learn life lessons from our dogs—like how to stay limber with a post-poop leg kick. Seriously, it's gold! So grab a snack, sit back, and let’s celebrate our canine companions together!
Takeaways:
Haystack kicks off the show celebrating National Dog Day because who doesn't love pups?
We learned that 45% of Americans have dogs, so basically, we're a dog nation!
Turns out, medium-sized dogs are the fan favorites—sorry, big dog lovers, you're in the minority!
The top six lessons we learned from dogs include how to kick it post-poop, hilarious right?
Squirrels: the ultimate nemesis, born of rat and satan—dogs really know what's up!
Forget fancy sleep tricks; just spin three times and you're ready to snooze!
Transcripts
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Good morning.
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It's Haystack.
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And this August 26th, we are celebrating National Dog Day.
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Hey, guys, you ready to let the dogs out?
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Yes, we are ready to let the dogs out.
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Okay, show me one way in which cats are better than dogs.
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Dogs are mysterious.
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Dogs are outstanding.
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Dogs are better than wives.
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Dog, dog, dog, all day long.
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What is it?
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National Dog Day?
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Dog Day?
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It's National Dog Day.
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Every dog eventually has his day.
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Yeah, every dog has its day.
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Happy National Dog day.
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It's showtime.
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45% of Americans.
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Americans have a dog versus 32% who own cats.
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A new poll finds that if you look at pet owners, there's.
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There's some overlap, but a new poll by Hills, I think that's the Hill Science diet.
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People looked at how we're most likely to get a dog in our favorite dog sizes.
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So which type of dog, what size dog I should say is your favorite, and how did you get your dog?
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It's actually not from a shelter or a pet store or a breeder, unless that breeder is a friend or family member.
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One third.
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A full one third of dog owners got their last dog from a friend or family member.
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A fourth of dog owners brought their pooch home from the shelter or a breeder.
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18% from a pet store, and 10% found their dog as a stray.
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Aw.
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The biggest difference in how we come to have dogs versus cats is that stray thing.
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22% of cat owners got their cat when it just strolled into their life off the street.
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Anyway, back to dogs.
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The poll looked at different sizes of dogs to see what our favorite is.
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Or so if you're, if you're a medium dog person, you're in the majority.
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Medium is anywhere from 26 to 54 pounds, according to this.
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And that's the most popular dog size.
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Small dogs are next.
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And just a fourth of us say we would want a big dog.
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Most say they don't have enough room for one or they're harder to travel with or they're more expensive to feed.
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Also, whether you can keep up with them, when you looked at the people who wanted a big dog, about a third of people under 45 said they would get a big dog.
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Just 18% of people older than 45 are open to a big dog.
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Now, in honor of our furry and faithful and fun loving, forever friends, I am going to now present to you the list of the top six things we learned from our dogs.
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Well, gather round, folks.
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It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a lighthearted way.
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Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
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Here comes the fun.
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It's the morning six pack.
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These are the top six things we learn learn from our dogs.
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Post poop leg kicks are a great way to stay limber.
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Forget reading or taking melatonin.
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The best way to guarantee sleep is spinning three times before laying down.
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Squirrels were born when Satan impregnated a rat.
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Wait until you're in front of a bunch of house guests before you drag your butt across the carpet.
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Number two Heaven is a rolled down car window.
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And the number one thing that we learned from our dogs why waste time wooing a mate when you can spend every night just having your way with a throw pillow?
