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Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle - EP#5 - Drinkin' that Pruno
Episode 520th December 2021 • Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle • Deep Drag
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Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle is a serialized, comedy, audio drama. Listen to the stories of four ladies who started a rap battle in a Manitoba correctional facility during the 90s. In this episode Miss Minj and Chartreuse talk about the old days while sipping on pruno (prison wine).

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[Lady Ping Pong] Oh, that tape player very high quality.

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[Narrator] I think it's a Sony.

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[Lady Ping Pong] Oh Sony very good, very high quality.

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Hmm, you want to sell that tape player?

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Lady Ping Pong give you good price.

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[Narrator] Well I mean, I sort of need it.

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[Lady Ping Pong] What you think I low ball you?

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[Narrator]I don't really know what you're talking about.

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[Lady Ping Pong] Oh now you no understand.

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You make fun of Lady Ping Pong's English?

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You racist.

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[Narrator] No, I would never...

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[Lady Ping Pong] You motherfucking racist.

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I hope panda shit on your head.

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[Narrator] Calm down, I was just trying to record.

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[Lady Ping Pong] Oh oh, so sorry, so sorry.

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Yeah I shut my mouth like nice village girl.

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Yeah yeah, go ahead.

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Say your racist shit.

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[Narrator] Uh, okay.

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[Narrator] In 1998 a radio producer was allowed to record in a Manitoba correctional facility.

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These are the stories of the women inside.

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[Song Lyrics] Come on now.

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That's right.

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When I say hard, you say time.

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Hard!

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[Crowd] Time!

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When I say rap, you say battle.

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Rap!

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[Crowd] Battle!

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That's right suckers.

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Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle.

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[Chartreuse] Home sweet home.

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Ain't nothing like being locked up in the SHU for a couple of days to make you miss

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a tiny-ass cell like this.

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It's just so comfortable.

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I got my special pillow.

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I mean this pillow right here is actually four pillows that I done sewed together to

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get one.

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I mean you can't get no fluffy pillow like this so you got to put them together.

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You know what I’m saying.

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Use your head.

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Over here I got my ukulele.

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Now I know what you're thinking.

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But you just watch.

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One of these days you're gonna hear something fierce coming out my house, you know.

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I just need me like a couple more years of practice or whatever.

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Oh shit, I almost forgot.

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Right here I got my most prized possession, my BKs boy.

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You know how hard it is to get a pair of British knights up in here?

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I mean I love these goddamn shoes.

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I love these shoes so much I won't even wear them out in the yard.

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[Narrator] How'd you get them?

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[Chartreuse] Oh shit. you sure you want to hear about that?

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I mean this is like the saddest shit ever.

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Like a love story for the books man.

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Okay, so one of the best ways to get shit up in here is to get yourself a sugar daddy.

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And the way you do that is you put yourself up on like one of them electronic bulletin

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boards.

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[Narrator] You mean the internet?

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[Chartreuse] Uh I mean, I can't say how it works per se.

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I just know that you send a letter with like a little blurb about yourself to the Church

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of Scientology in Winnipeg and then some preacher put that information on his computer so other

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people can read it.

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I mean, I know I wrote something like, 'Hot Mama, looking for a Down Daddy.

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Must love basketball and Jesus.'

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And then you know, I just waited.

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Letters started coming in from all over the world.

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You know what I’m saying baby.

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Like Sydney, Tokyo, Kalamazoo, fancy places you know what I’m saying.

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But out of all of them motherfuckers I chose Franz to be my sugar daddy you know because

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he could just write these letters and that shit just like melt you.

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You know what I’m saying.

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I mean at first I played that motherfucker good.

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You know how it is.

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I was like, 'Hey baby, I need some hair products up in here to keep me looking good.

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Could you send me some cocoa oil and some of that saffron orange shampoo that smells

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so good?'

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And then like a week later package come in the mail.

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So like the next month I’m talking to him on the phone and I’m like, 'Hey baby, I

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sure could use me one of them Toblerones.

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You know what I’m saying, that fancy chocolate.

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And some cocoa powder for my coffee because you know I like them cadillacs.'

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A month later Cherokee's hand me another package with all that shit.

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So like after a few weeks I was like damn you know I gotta ask this motherfucker for

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what I really want.

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So I’m like, 'Hey, what you think about sending me some white British Knight high

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tops?'

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And he's like, 'Yeah sure baby, see you next week.'

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And I’m like, 'Wait what?

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Next week?'

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Shit this motherfucker is gonna come and see me.

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I need to get ready I need to get right.

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So you know I got my nails did like electric blue, looking fierce as hell.

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Mabel hooked me up with some booty shorts, so you know I was looking right.

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And when he walked into visitation you should have seen that motherfucker's face.

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So the first thing he said to me is, 'You sure don't look like how you sound on the

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phone.'

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And I’m like, 'What?

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What do you mean I don't look like I sound?

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I sound like a powerful woman, motherfucker.'

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I mean I almost walked out of visitation right there.

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Like Chartreuse ain't having that shit.

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I mean what the fuck.

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Like I don't judge people by their voice.

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Like I don't say I ain't gonna hang around with that girl because she don't talk pretty.

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You know I love people for who they are on the inside.

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But you know, then I remembered.

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I’m here for these BKs.

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Like what the fuck you doing right now Chartreuse.

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So I’m like, 'Boy did you bring me them BKs or what?

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Wouldn't you know it, he had the shoes in the box right there.

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So I’m like, 'All right then, I guess we can conversate for a minute.

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You know what I’m saying.

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Why don't you hit up that vending machine right over there and get us a cola, a Twix

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bar, a Twinkie, and a bag of chips.

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Cause you know Chartreuse likes to snack.

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But you know that was the start of it all.

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Every month you know, he been sending me presents and love letters.

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And you know, I won't lie I started to fall for him a little bit.

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[Gun Tower] In Line.

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[Miss Minj] Uh, you asking me how I make pruno?

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Fucking hell.

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Seriously, you think I’m just gonna tell you my secret recipe?

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You think I’ll just hand over how I make me hand crafted hooch?

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Nah mate, nah nah.

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I’ve spent years perfecting me wine.

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[Cuddles] It's mostly orange juice.

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[Miss Minj] Fuck off Cuddles!

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Come on!

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Selling pruno's me livelihood.

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Can't go around telling people me recipe, you know.

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That's not right, all right.

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Keep it in house, Cuddles.

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[Cuddles] I better motor before it gets too late.

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I ordered some stuff from Lady Ping Pong.

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[Miss Minj] Ah yeah huh, picking up some bits and bobs, are ya.

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All right then, I’ll be here slinging me sludge, yeah.

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Just sitting around the yard pushing this pooch.

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Truth is I don't use orange juice.

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I just tell people that to throw them off the scent, yeah.

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I found fruit cocktail makes a much better mix, yeah.

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Them maraschino cherries cook up real nice, perfect like.

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Practically pop with booze after they've been fermenting for a bit.

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The only problem is the fumes.

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They smell right nasty, yeah.

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That's why I keep the batch in this bucket here.

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[Narrator] You have pruno in the bucket you're sitting on?

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[Miss Minj] Yeah that's right, that's right right.

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Here, you want to try some?

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[Narrator] I got a DUI about a year ago.

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I haven't drank or driven since.

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[Miss Minj] Fucking hell, all right mate suit yourself.

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Fucking DUI, that's good that is.

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[Miss Minj] Welly welly well, if it isn't Lady Chartreuse, our Lady of Chartreuse.

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You dig yourself out a hole already?

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[Chartreuse] You know I’m too big for them itsy bitsy cells, girl.

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They had to bring Chartreuse back to the main line.

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[Miss Minj] Fancy a cocktail?

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I’m sitting on a new batch.

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[Chartreuse] Oh baby, after a week I’ve had.

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I sure could use a drink.

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How much to fill up this tumbler?

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[Miss Minj] Right, tell you what, how about I give you a cuppa and we call it even.

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[Chartreuse] No no, Chartreuse don't need charity I’ve got a pillowcase right here

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and it's full of soups.

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[Miss Minj] Well the thing is I feel a bit bad about what went down.

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See me and Cuddles was just having a bit of a laugh, you know.

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We never thought you'd end up in the SHU or whatever.

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[Chartreuse] I ain't got no beef with you, but if you buying drinks, fill it up bitch.

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[Miss Minj] Yeah yeah, right right, just calm down.

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[Chartreuse] Oh baby yeah, oh baby yeah, pour it in, pour it in.

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Hey, are those them maraschino cherries?

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Oh yeah, spoon a couple of them bitches on top.

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Chartreuse sure do like their maraschino cherries.

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[Miss Minj] Yeah here you go give it a taste.

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[Chartreuse] Damn Menjie, you sure can cook some pruno.

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You like a goddamn pruno vietnam.

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I mean other folks make it too tall or too sweet.

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Minjie got that shit just right, on point.

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[Miss Minj] Yeah well, right then, can't have you drinking alone so best I have a cuppa

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as well.

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[Miss Minj] Cheers love!

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To the rap battle.

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[Chartreuse] I hear that.

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Tomorrow night it's on.

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[Chartreuse] I could drink these all day.

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I mean that's the only part about drinking though, you know.

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It takes me back.

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Takes me back to the old motherfuckin' days.

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I mean this drink right here, shit this reminds me of when we used to go dancing at the Lakewood

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Civic Center.

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I used to be dancing all over that motherfucking disco floor.

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Like walking like an Egyptian, doing the sprinkler, the running man.

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I mean sometimes I'd get buck wild and do the centipede.

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You know how to do the centipede?

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[Miss Minj] Are you talking about the one where you get down on the ground and flop

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about like a twat?

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[Chartreuse] Yeah yeah, that's it.

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[Miss Minj] Yeah well, across the pond we call that one the worm.

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[Chartreuse] The worm?

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[Miss Minj] Yeah, I mean we invented all sorts of dance moves like that.

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You know we got the zippy zoo, the cheeky monkey, and of course my fave the ladybird

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shuffle.

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[Chartreuse] Oh yeah, the ladyboo.

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I remember that one.

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[Miss Minj] Ladybird.

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[Chartreuse] The ladyboo shuffle.

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Yeah my daddy taught me that one back when I was a youngster.

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We used to listen to the radio a lot because we spent a lot of time in the car.

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You know what I’m saying.

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My daddy was like a traveling salesman.

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So we drove all over the goddamn country.

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He sold everything from vacuum cleaners to spicy peanut sauce.

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You know what I’m saying.

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He was like a real salesman.

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The best was the summer that he sold popsicles.

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Oh yes sir.

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I never forget that summer.

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I mean I was probably like six seven years old.

my daddy had all the flavors:

red, blue, purple.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I mean you can't forget about purple.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Purple's the jam.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Turn your tongue purple as fuck too.

my daddy had all the flavors:

And we was always like stopping at a liquor store because he had to get more ice to fill

my daddy had all the flavors:

up the coolers in the back of the car, you know.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You got to keep them popsicles cold.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Can't have them popsicles melting on your ass.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] You need me to freshen up your drink love?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Shit girl, I can't say no to a refill.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah well, this one ain't no freebie, right.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You owe me a can of kippers.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] A can of what?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Sardines in tomato ketchup.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Oh shit girl.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Yeah I got that, but it's back in my house.

my daddy had all the flavors:

So you gonna have to wait till tomorrow.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj Yeah right, well no skin off my teeth.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Ain't no skin off my titties neither.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Hey don't be skimping on them cherries, girl.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah right right.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Calm down.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Calm down.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Yeah that's right.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Fabulicious!

my daddy had all the flavors:

Um Minjie what's with you, girl?

my daddy had all the flavors:

You're looking a little, like uh crunchy today.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah, I’ve been feeling a bit knackered all week.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Last couple of days I’ve only gotten a couple of winks.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Yeah yeah, you know you need to do girl.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You need to take some of that melatonin before you go to bed.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah right.

my daddy had all the flavors:

It's not like that.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I can fall asleep well enough.

my daddy had all the flavors:

It's because uh, well you know I probably shouldn't say.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Chartreuse can keep things on the dl.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Don't you worry about that.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Right well, the thing is... between you and me...

my daddy had all the flavors:

It's Cuddles.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Shit, I knew there was something shady about that bitch.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Look uh, you know, I don't want to speak ill of her.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I mean, I appreciate all the things she's done for me.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Well come on girl.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Spill the tea.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Chartreuse is all ears.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Well thing is...

my daddy had all the flavors:

I think she's trying to kill me.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Say what?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] I keep waking up in the middle of the night and there's Cuddles hovering

my daddy had all the flavors:

over me with a fucking shank.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] For reals?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah it's like she's fucking sleepwalking but with a knife pointed at me throat.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] She don't know that she trying to kill you, is what you trying to say?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] I mean as far as I can tell no.

my daddy had all the flavors:

She's got no idea.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Damn girl, we gonna need another drink up in here.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Every time I wake up, I take the shank from her and I toss it in the bin.

my daddy had all the flavors:

But the next night she's got a fucking new one.

my daddy had all the flavors:

And I’m like bloody hell how many blades does she have hidden in our flat.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] You better move that girl out for one of these mornings you're gonna wake

my daddy had all the flavors:

up dead.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] I know right.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Fucking hell.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] Hey girls.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj Oh Cuddles, that was quick.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] Lady Ping Pong just has the best products.

my daddy had all the flavors:

My legs are going to be silky smooth.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] What you got there, new razer?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] Yep.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Oh yeah, yeah girl, you gotta have them razors.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know, you can't have them old razors.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You need them new razor, like a real sharp one.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I mean, them old ones gonna chop up your skin.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know what I’m saying.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Got to be new.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Got to be new.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj Yeah right that blade's got quite an edge to it as well.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] And I got a new toothbrush.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Look at that.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Handle's a bit pointy, no?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] Oh I hadn't noticed.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah to be honest, it kind of looks a bit like somebody sharpened.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] You're right.

my daddy had all the flavors:

That's so weird.

my daddy had all the flavors:

It kinda looks like a shiv.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah right, you don't say.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Yeah well, you know, it's always good to have a good toothbrush shiv.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You might be brushing your teeth and out of nowhere someone comes up and tries to cut

my daddy had all the flavors:

you.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know, steal your shit.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] Oh I almost forgot.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I also got this new comb.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Oh yeah yeah girl, you gotta have a comb up in here too.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Can't have too many combs.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj You know the uh teeth on that there comb look a little pointy too.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Almost like a saw or something.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] You don't say.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Yeah you know, that is true.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You could cut a motherfucker good with that shit.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I bet that shit cut right through bone.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] You know now that you mention it, it does seem a little sharp for a comb.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Lady Ping Pong got them good products.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know, just last week I bought some pink flamingos off of her.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know they really spice up my cell.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Make me feel like I’m in the tropics... tanning my butt cheeks.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] She always has what I need.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Did I tell you I ordered a fondue set?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Cuddles are you fucking serious?

my daddy had all the flavors:

Are you mental?

my daddy had all the flavors:

Uou've bought a whole bag of shanks and shivs.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] You know, I always wanted to ask, is there a difference between a shank and

my daddy had all the flavors:

a shiv?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Well, I mean, technically the difference would be the blade.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Cuddles do you think that we could have a wee chat?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] Sure babe, what's up?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Let's walk over here.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Yeah bit more privacy.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Cuddles] Oh, I didn't show you my new brush.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Miss Minj] Yeah yeah, that's great Cuddles.

my daddy had all the flavors:

It looks like a fucking mini-machete.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Oh damn, looks like Minjie left her bucket of booze.

my daddy had all the flavors:

She probably won't mind if Chartreuse takes a refill.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Oh damn, that shit hits the spot.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Hey, you want a taste?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Narrator] No thanks.

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Narrator] You know you never finished your story about Franz.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Are you two still together?

my daddy had all the flavors:

[Chartreuse] Oh you want to know the rest of that story, huh?

my daddy had all the flavors:

Well I guess I got enough of a buzz to tell y'all.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Truth is I wasn't that into Franz when we first met.

my daddy had all the flavors:

But you know, over time he started to grow on me.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I mean it might sound strange talking about like a pen pal relationship like it's a real

my daddy had all the flavors:

one, but you know we lived together through them letters.

my daddy had all the flavors:

That shit was real.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I mean he went out and bought two Great Danes.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know them big ass dogs?

my daddy had all the flavors:

And he asked me to name them.

my daddy had all the flavors:

And I told him, 'Well shit, let's call them Rum and Coke because, you know, that's like

my daddy had all the flavors:

the best drink there is.'

my daddy had all the flavors:

And they was like our children.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Then last spring he asked me to marry him.

my daddy had all the flavors:

And I said, 'Shit baby, look I got an appeal coming up.

my daddy had all the flavors:

And if that goes good we'll fly to Vegas and we'll get married.'

my daddy had all the flavors:

So the day the appeal come, and you know, Franz is sitting there right behind me in

my daddy had all the flavors:

court.

my daddy had all the flavors:

And I remember he had on this brand new suit with like one of them bolo ties, you know.

my daddy had all the flavors:

He always liked everything cowboy.

my daddy had all the flavors:

That was like his shit.

my daddy had all the flavors:

He was even planning to buy a ranch once we got hitched.

my daddy had all the flavors:

So you know.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Like a real cowboy.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Well you might have guessed that the judgment on my appeal was a big 'no.'

my daddy had all the flavors:

They said, 'Chartreuse you best get comfortable girl.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know, stitch another layer on your pillow.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Put some flamingos in your goddamn cell.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Because you ain't never going home.

my daddy had all the flavors:

That night, after the hearing, Franz went home and he shot himself.

my daddy had all the flavors:

You know, he picked up his daddy's gun, aimed right between his eyes, and...

my daddy had all the flavors:

I mean, he left a note saying, 'He didn't want to live in a world where I was in prison.'

my daddy had all the flavors:

And so every time I think about it...

my daddy had all the flavors:

A little part of me dies.

my daddy had all the flavors:

But shit you know, ain't nothing like a little pruno to make you forget, right.

my daddy had all the flavors:

I mean shit, in here you have to forget.

my daddy had all the flavors:

Otherwise you're gonna go crazy, crazy as hell.

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