Brett saw an optimist looking for a lottery ticket, and tells a story of an honest kid getting his money back. Wilford Brimley died and Brian thinks Cocoon might have been real for him. Dick Van Dyke is happy about his wife, and Leonardo DiCaprio was always going to be a star. Fiona Apple has a great new album, and Brett tells a story about forgetting about her concert. Needless song covers annoy Brett, but Brian is a fan of covers. Brett can't believe anyone ever liked The Smiths. Are doctors ever high when operating? And baseball umpires have mad skills.