It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!
Join us as Ben and Xhafer get to enjoy some context and play a game of pick of your poison. Hope it wasn't the wrong one.
Hello, and welcome to last time on this is the podcast for people
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:who want to watch all of this prestige
television, but who's got time for it?
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:Track 2_001: I know, I do not.
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:Track 1_001: You don't Ben.
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:Track 2_001: I'm
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:Track 1_001: I'm Jafar.
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:Track 2_001: I am Ben.
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:Track 1_001: And we're here to talk about.
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:Our go backer episode
of Into the Badlands.
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:So if you've been following
along with us this whole time,
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:we watched Into the Badlands, we
had no idea what was going on.
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:Last episode we read the synopsis,
we found out what was going on.
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:We made a bunch of predictions
over the course of that series
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:of which I got the most correct.
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:I got them I got the most points.
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:so at the end of this episode I
will pick the next show that we do
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:this format with before we do that.
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:We like to go back now that we've got
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:Track 2_001: that
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:Track 1_001: Special something.
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:Oh, I was gonna go for like five
I had, like, four things lined
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:up to vamp before I said context,
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:Track 2_001: It's
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:Track 1_001: It's fine.
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:I'm just shitting my cereal.
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:I'm used to it by now.
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:but yes, now that we have context...
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:I
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:Track 2_001: I feel like that, that
Aloy, why do you guys even work together
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:Track 1_001: a lot of play.
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:Yeah , context though.
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:Now that we've got context, we're
going to go back and watch an episode.
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:, we, we pick a high rated episode,
or if we have friends who were big
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:fans of the show, we might ask.
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:Some friends of the pod,
for some suggestions.
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:In this case, when we went to
IMDb, we saw two episodes tied for
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was farthest away from the finale.
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:Track 2_001: I wanted
to go back to Season 1.
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:It's a very different feeling show.
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:We only saw the first
episode in season one.
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:And the show changes dramatically in
Season 2, so it was interesting to go
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:back to Season 1, which is what we did.
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:Season 1, Episode 6, Five Poisons and
Fist, without having my notes open.
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:Track 2_001: I believe five.
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:Poison fist.
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:Hand of
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:Track 1_001: Poisons,
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:Track 2_001: of five.
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:Okay.
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:Track 1_001: opened my notes.
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:I'm such a fucking professional.
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:Track 2_001: I left my notes at home.
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pictures of my notes.
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had moved over to notes
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:on the phone.
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:So yeah, we watched up to season one,
episode six, Hand of Five Poisons, with
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able to watch the show with, as
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IMDB open and just being like, Oh,
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:Hey, where did I see that person?
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:And it made me like one realized, , Quinn,
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:Track 2_001: New Zealand.
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:That's
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you meant he is New Zealand.
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know how I missed it.
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:He was in, he's in one
of my favorite movies.
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:Track 1_001: Lord of the Rings.
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in Lord of the Rings, but he's also Guy
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:de Lusignan in, , Kingdom of Heaven.
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:Track 1_001: Oh, I haven't
seen Kingdom of Heaven.
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like five times.
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movies, watch the director's cut.
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:Track 1_001: Do you think
Ridley Scott just needs to.
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before he goes back or do you think
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will ever wanna watch a three
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know, the fall of Jerusalem
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vindicated, when they're like, Hey,
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definitely have some of the,
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with it and make it better, why
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:You know, why should, why should
my art be done when I can keep, you
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Kingdom of Heaven is concerned, they
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make a movie this long, cut it down.
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and, like, really interesting stuff.
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was Steven Spielberg.
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that's a better change than changing all
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:That would've been, that would've
been a very different movie,
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if they're chasing
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dollhouse with, with walkie talkies
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:Track 1_001: at each other.
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:Track 1_001: All right, well we've
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:Track 2_001: And all of these
things will be lost, like tears
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:over much like this cold open,
we've got season one, episode
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:We open on sunny driving outta Quinn's
plantation fort with a delivery, , the
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receiving the head of someone that's
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place that isn't m i six like.
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I've got an office somewhere
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office set up in the back of this plane?
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my notes, gotta keep all my ledgers.
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post apocalypse, man.
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IRS is not coming for you.
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:After Thiem, Sunny tells Vale
that their boat leaves that night.
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:Vale is expected to go help
Jade, who's been poisoned.
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about killing her parents.
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here and gives half an answer.
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she gets into this weird thing where it's
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them from killing my parents.
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:It's like, okay, now are you gonna
get mad at me about every person who
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like, in the room or something where
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injected himself into the situation.
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imbalance of what's going on here?
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:Track 2_001: Some random guy schlepping
down the road, stops over to the monks
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guy and pulls out a wanted poster.
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:And you fair?
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:Ben, did
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look at this Wanted poster?
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wanted PO poster, I feel.
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looked too much like MK for it not to
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of the actor, And it's just how do you
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Apocalypse also, who's making these?
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:I didn't, do we do
these on these episodes?
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power, wanted posters.
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lot of demand for it.
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whole lot of reading going.
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is someone, this is like a side gig.
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posters, , or making posters in general.
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they're all old, all the posters we see.
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Derby poster at one point.
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they're all, you know, like
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books, uh, but not stuff you would expect.
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of the gods and Dianetics and
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post post apocalypse, Ben.
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been printing, like, bad, you
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because it's what he has.
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moon as a mar harsh mistress in there.
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like book five of Narnia.
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are three three monks on MK's trail
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Quinn come and tell everyone.
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a chance to defend herself.
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Jade did poison herself and blame this on
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says in the episode.
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:Track 1_001: uh, Lydia.
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person in every room she's
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his mom out the gates, then tells
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the widow and Quinn believes it.
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the mind before we get there too.
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poisons in this episode.
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you can have the fifth
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have five written down?
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unless it happens to be the same,
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steals MK's powers at
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:Track 1_001: From Avatar.
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:She Block.
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captures Sunny, calling him a traitor
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he can figure out what to do with him.
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by Tilda and the petticoat assassins
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not kick everybody's butt
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reference of you won't kill your own men.
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what happens in a couple of
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we get reference to
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Clipper before he became Baron.
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this is how most people become Baron.
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are like, haha, I'm the Baron now.
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like, all of the Clippers and is
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poobah clipper, , when Quid's
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have to kill all your own guys.
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just say, Go Team Sunny.
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:Track 2_001: Rip down all the
armadillos, put sun badges on.
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with blood poisoning.
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is rude as hell here.
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don't be condescending to the
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actually our second poison.
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if we count the poisoning of Quinn's mind.
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and reveals he knows of MK's dark gift.
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him, but you totally could have
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that dude's neck minutes ago,
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the only road that she has ever known.
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, Track 2_001: meets up with, , , a group of hippies, , led by her dad.
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the outfit of the hippies?
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brought the, wanted poster to the monks.
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to dad for her rum spring lasting 30
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:She promises to join the commune,
, and Veil gives us poisons three
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home safe before, she needs
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in front of the widow.
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sure you need to survive.
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post apocalypse, I'm always just
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if one of this is the cure for you.
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about how, the grass isn't
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in season one where he's just
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like, Quinn, if you just had this scene
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ended it before he's all like, oh,
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to lose your virginity, you would
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the only way to make the world
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better and hope that it's better
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Congress, which I appreciate.
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see the, , the model he has?
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and Supreme Court as one building.
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post apocalypse things where it's like
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them, thought they were all the same
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stuff has been distorted.
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also really appreciate that
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the fact that Quinn is manipulating
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told the same thing to Sunny.
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like, hey, you joined me.
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:Spare Sonny, save MK for,
or save Tilda for MK.
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:Track 1_001: Ryder, meanwhile, is
working with one of Jacobi's Clippers to
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out in the Red Light District with MK.
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:Waldo frees Sonny and reveals he is the
one who's been helping Minerva this whole
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:Track 1_001: We, us, when we saw him
in Season 2 working with the Widow.
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Waldo, just snap a guy's
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Hey, I've got plans going on.
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them, just get outta here.
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his Azra pendant back.
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down a like, well you can make it
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:Vale tells Tilda, blue is the tincture
the widow needs, but then tells Tilda,
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you, you, you can lie about
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to give the widow a little poison,
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:give the widow a little poison.
484
:Like
485
:what's she
486
:gonna do?
487
:Track 2_001: You know what?
488
:Give her both
489
:Track 1_001: Give her both poisons.
490
:She's gotta drink the whole three.
491
:Track 2_001: be funny to see what
492
:happens.
493
:I don't know.
494
:Track 1_001: yeah, maybe it's
an antidote, maybe it's not.
495
:If you knew, you'd tell me, right though.
496
:If you knew, if you you don't.
497
:Track 2_001: And the widow's just like,
498
:Why are you giving me two?
499
:Why are you giving me two vials?
500
:Track 1_001: Statistically,
this is bad odds.
501
:MK and Quinn, , get to a very
empty town when Jacobi, his
502
:Clippers, and Ryder all come out
of hiding to kill the two of them.
503
:Ryder says that he was
taught power is always taken.
504
:So he's going to take it.
505
:, Quinn activates MK's gift who
makes quick work of Jacobi.
506
:Sonny kills Quinn as MK.
507
:Kills everyone but Ryder, when
Sunny interferes to save him and
508
:wakes MK up out of his dark gift.
509
:Now obviously we know Quinn survives,
but I could see why that would be a
510
:big shock given how eviscerated he
511
:Track 2_001: looks Oh, yeah.
512
:But,
513
:I was a little disappointed right here.
514
:Because, well, uh, Quinn is
like, , Hiding in an alleyway, just
515
:like skulking behind some trash
516
:Track 1_001: cans.
517
:Mhmm.
518
:Track 2_001: Probably, could have
learned a few tricks from Lydia, cause
519
:his sneak skill is not very high.
520
:Because, Sunny comes up right behind him.
521
:we cut away while MK is killing everybody
522
:Track 1_001: else.
523
:Yeah.
524
:Track 2_001: and we just come back
to, like, him finishing the last
525
:person off, and I'm like, Aw, but the
fight scene's going on over there!
526
:Just stab, quit, and get on with it!
527
:I wanna see the fight
528
:Track 1_001: scene!
529
:Well...
530
:Hopefully,
531
:Track 2_001: we've got more fight
532
:Track 1_001: scenes.
533
:There's more fight scene coming.
534
:The big fight scene in the
episode starts here when the
535
:monks show up and just turn MK
536
:Track 2_001: off.
537
:Yes.
538
:Track 1_001: They, they reach
behind Data's, the back of Data's
539
:head and hit his off switch.
540
:Yep.
541
:Track 2_001: Pinocchio
has no strings, , and
542
:Track 1_001: he just like
543
:Track 2_001: collapses.
544
:Track 1_001: Yeah.
545
:, Sonny won't let the monks take
MK without a fight, though.
546
:there's some cool stuff.
547
:This is a, this is a big, the
big fight scene of the episode.
548
:Sonny takes his two swords.
549
:Track 2_001: Oh, he goes full calsus.
550
:Track 1_001: Here
551
:he goes.
552
:Yeah.
553
:He goes full Darth Mall
554
:on this bitch and has a
double-sided sword that he fights
555
:Track 2_001: with
556
:and, and then like, can
disassemble it and reassemble it at
557
:Track 1_001: will.
558
:Yeah.
559
:,
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560
:Jedi survivor stuff.
561
:, it's awesome.
562
:It's sweet.
563
:I liked it.
564
:, I'm sad, like we don't get any more of it.
565
:,
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566
:Well the sword breaks.
567
:Yeah.
568
:And we know that he gets
moon soared in a couple of
569
:Track 2_001: episodes.
570
:Yeah.
571
:.
And
572
:then later Waldo's
573
:Track 1_001: sword.
574
:And then later Waldo sword.
575
:, the monks activate their gift
and then assemble Voltron.
576
:Track 2_001: Oh yeah.
577
:They beat the crap out of Sonny
while dancing on each other's
578
:Track 1_001: arms.
579
:They end this fight.
580
:Break Sonny's sword.
581
:Mk gets put in the trunk and taken away
582
:Track 2_001: both literally and
figuratively because he is put in a trunk
583
:and then that is put in the bed of a car.
584
:Track 1_001: Lydia gets
baptized in a hotel hot tub.
585
:Track 2_001: Oh well, like the
586
:worst,
587
:creepiest hippie swaying is going on by
588
:Track 1_001: else.
589
:Track 2_001: else.
590
:It's like you have taken
way too much peyote,
591
:Um, was it the worst creepiest?
592
:'cause I feel like I've
lived worse and creepier.
593
:I mean, it was real.
594
:Like, I have, I have been
in some bad drum circles.
595
:I'm just, I just need
596
:Track 1_001: somebody
597
:Track 2_001: to just go, Let's
change up the beat on their djembe
598
:and then start playing the same
599
:beat over again.
600
:Cause they're just
601
:Track 1_001: beat
602
:Track 2_001: like...
603
:It's so
604
:Track 1_001: over again.
605
:Cause they're just barely like...
606
:, Minerva reveals to Tilda that
she once had the Dark Gift before
607
:asking which bottle to drink.
608
:, Vale finds Sunny's broken sword,
but no Sunny, who has been taken
609
:to the River King, who is taking
him away to sell him outside the
610
:Track 2_001: Badlands.
611
:Track 1_001: MK wakes up in the
trunk as the monks take him to the
612
:Track 2_001: monastery.
613
:Yep, so all of our heroes are
614
:Track 1_001: either
615
:in,
616
:, Track 2_001: severe,
617
:,
straights, or split up,
618
:Track 1_001: or
619
:or getting baptized
620
:Track 2_001: making some, some major
621
:Track 1_001: decisions.
622
:Yeah.
623
:And that's it.
624
:That is into the Badlands for us.
625
:Just in time.
626
:It's leaving Netflix as
of recording in 21 days.
627
:Track 2_001: days.
628
:Track 1_001: I think this episode
airs the day it goes off Netflix.
629
:Track 2_001: It's, it's a good show.
630
:Hopefully.
631
:I mean, I Sure, I'm sure it'll pop up
632
:somewhere.
633
:Track 1_001: Yeah, it'll
probably pop up somewhere.
634
:I, AMC
635
:Plus...
636
:Track 2_001: Yeah.
637
:A M C has their own
638
:Track 1_001: Yeah, AMC
has their own thing.
639
:It's all folded into Max
640
:Track 2_001: now.
641
:Oh, good.
642
:Because every TV channel having its
own streaming surface was so dumb.
643
:Track 1_001: Yeah, no, we've seen a
handful of them collapse and fold in.
644
:, Discovery Plus, AMC Plus, , Bleacher
Report even have all folded into Max now.
645
:, and then we've seen Showtime fold,
fold into Paramount plus as well.
646
:Oh, okay.
647
:So
648
:yeah.
649
:, but that's, that's into
the Badlands for us.
650
:, Ben, this was your pick.
651
:How do you feel about the show?
652
:I got exactly what I
wanted out of this show.
653
:Hell yeah.
654
:Yeah,
655
:Track 2_001: I got roundhouse kicks.
656
:I got,
657
:,
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658
:Crazy,
659
:Track 2_001: self serious
kung fu storylines with
660
:Track 1_001: also
661
:Track 2_001: fun post apocalypse
662
:Track 1_001: storylines.
663
:Track 2_001: I loved the art
direction, I loved the, the characters,
664
:Track 1_001: that
665
:said,
666
:Track 2_001: there
667
:are some bits where
668
:it's like,
669
:okay, did we really need that third double
670
:Track 1_001: cross,
671
:Track 2_001: but, when everything was
all, was clicking on all cylinders for the
672
:show, it was, it was exactly what I wanted
673
:Track 1_001: from
674
:a, you
675
:know,
676
:Track 2_001: when was
677
:this, like, 2016,
678
:17, 18, I
679
:think.
680
:Track 1_001: it ended in 2019.
681
:So yeah, I think, I
think cause they split up
682
:season
683
:Track 2_001: three.
684
:Yeah.
685
:So
686
:it was three seasons spread
over four plus years.
687
:Yeah.
688
:This is exactly what I want
689
:Track 1_001: for
690
:Track 2_001: a new adventure show.
691
:you know, I, I grew
692
:Track 1_001: up loving
693
:Track 2_001: like Hercules, Zena, the.
694
:Magnificent 7 TV show,
695
:Track 1_001: Where it's...
696
:Adventures of Briscoe County
697
:Track 2_001: Oh,
698
:I love Adventures of
Briscoe County Junior,
699
:it's so good.
700
:but where it's, hey, every episode
you're going to have a little bit
701
:of action, you're going to have some
over the top story and characters.
702
:And yeah, this one takes itself
a little bit more seriously
703
:Track 1_001: than the
704
:Track 2_001: from the 80s and 90s.
705
:, but that can also be fun where it's,
... Hey, we're actually trying to tell a
706
:serious story here that's really giving
an homage to, the Hong Kong action
707
:Track 1_001: movie world.
708
:Uh,
709
:Track 2_001: world.
710
:Track 1_001: able to get on this
711
:Track 2_001: so, I, I was able to get on
712
:this show's wavelength, and I'm sad
713
:Track 1_001: there's
714
:not
715
:more of it.
716
:Yeah.
717
:When I was trying to find stuff
for season four, like what was
718
:going to happen, it was all, is it
coming back stuff from two or three
719
:years ago?
720
:And to see just a ton of articles
from:
721
:like is into the badlands coming back.
722
:Maybe Netflix will pick it up and seeing
like some half hearted fan campaigns and
723
:Track 2_001: stuff.
724
:Track 1_001: Yeah, it was.
725
:It was disappointing, , to see that that's
what had become of the show and how it
726
:was probably going to be remembered.
727
:is just as a show that was just kind of
728
:Track 2_001: done
729
:and too expensive to, to keep going
for not being as popular as they
730
:Track 1_001: wanted.
731
:And yeah, the, I I looked at a bunch
of the ratings data just 'cause I
732
:was curious as to what, how had, how
far it had fallen and it was rough
733
:at
734
:Track 2_001: the end.
735
:But also they, they kept
throwing it around time slots
736
:Track 1_001: and
737
:yeah,
738
:there's a bunch of
739
:Track 2_001: favors.
740
:They, they firefly this show,
741
:Track 1_001: Oh, they, this show got
a much fairer shake than Firefly.
742
:Oh, no, but
743
:they, they, last season they did not, they
744
:Track 2_001: Yeah, I, I
745
:Track 1_001: did not do it this show.
746
:It took me a little bit to warm
747
:up to it.
748
:Track 2_001: to it.
749
:Track 1_001: But once it got a little bit
more wushu and mystical, and a little less
750
:sloppy
751
:sword fighting, I'm able to accept
that a lot more, a lot easier.
752
:, I did end up enjoying the story
and some of the characters.
753
:, and I mean, it's post post apocalypse,
which is like one of my favorite genres.
754
:. Post Apocalypse, I'm
not really interested in
755
:Track 2_001: anymore,
756
:Track 1_001: uh, but post
post apocalypse is fun.
757
:And I mean, Horizon Zero Dawn is like
one of my favorite games of all time.
758
:I remember when watching the E3
footage of like, this is, this is
759
:cavewoman fighting robot dinosaurs.
760
:There's no way this game is bad.
761
:, and just like, I, I pre ordered
that game before we knew anything,
762
:like, and I was riding that train.
763
:I had that game on release.
764
:Track 2_001: day,
765
:Track 1_001: It was so much more
than I was anticipating and I
766
:can say the same for this show.
767
:I don't think it's going to be
one of my all time favorites.
768
:I don't know that I'm going
to go back and watch it all.
769
:Definitely not before it's off
770
:Netflix.
771
:but if it's on max or something
where it's easy access for me, I
772
:don't know that I would go back.
773
:I might make a point of going back
and watching that season two episode.
774
:With Badgie and Minerva at
the ma under the master's
775
:tutelage
776
:and learning at the monastery.
777
:, that one struck me as interesting
reading over stuff, but that
778
:will probably be the extent of my
journey with Into the Badlands.
779
:Track 2_001: I'm, I'm, I'm at least glad
780
:it, it, it is not the, , take you
had when we first started watching
781
:our first two or so episodes where
you're just like, I don't like this.
782
:Track 1_001: Yeah.
783
:Well, I had a handful of problems with
the show and I think part of that was
784
:just the episodes that we had chosen.
785
:Track 2_001: okay.
786
:Well then Jair, the only thing left is
787
:Track 1_001: to talk about what comes
788
:next.
789
:Track 2_001: Yes.
790
:Track 1_001: So, I get to choose.
791
:Yes.
792
:Track 2_001: Yes.
793
:Track 1_001: And, we're gonna
794
:Track 2_001: be
795
:Track 1_001: doing a bit more of a show.
796
:a
797
:bit more of a show,
798
:more of a shows is an actually a more
799
:accurate
800
:statement.
801
:Oh, no.
802
:, so Breaking Bad was
what, like 80 episodes?
803
:,
into the, into the Badlands was like 50, right?
804
:into the Badlands was.
805
:Track 2_001: 50,
806
:Track 1_001: Yeah, so we've been
doing kind of shorter stuff and
807
:I think that's been fun for us,
808
:but
809
:I think we haven't really
gotten to stretch our legs.
810
:And I want to, I want to
play with this format more.
811
:I want to skip a ton of
episodes and see what happens.
812
:Track 2_001: Okay.
813
:Track 1_001: I want to
do something that's just.
814
:Ridiculous.
815
:So we have to decide how much
we want to, how far we want
816
:to stretch this marshmallow.
817
:, so next we're going to be watching
Stargate, all of Stargate.
818
:Track 2_001: Yep.
819
:I remember when we wrote this
on the spreadsheet, I thought it
820
:Track 1_001: was a
821
:gang.
822
:I don't know that the movie
823
:counts
824
:it.
825
:I.
826
:I,
827
:I
828
:don't know if the movie counts.
829
:I will, I have people I can
830
:Track 2_001: ask.
831
:Track 1_001: Yes.
832
:I think it's part of the canon, but
I don't know if it's part, if it's
833
:important to the show universe, cannon it.
834
:We might be, I
835
:Track 2_001: MacGyver plays Kurt Ru is
836
:Track 1_001: Kurt
837
:Russell.
838
:Okay.
839
:, I'll find out.
840
:Yeah.
841
:If.
842
:Someone, I'm sure there's someone
in the, in the, who are you
843
:Track 2_001: discord
844
:Track 1_001: that will be able to
tell us, , whether or not we should
845
:be watching the first, the movie
or the pilot and then skipping
846
:because that's how it's going to be.
847
:, and we're going to do.
848
:SG
849
:1 and
850
:Atlantis,
851
:and Stargate Universe,
852
:and we will watch the pilot
of SG 1, or the movie, and the
853
:finale of Stargate Universe.
854
:So
855
:we're gonna miss,
856
:probably,
857
:we'll definitely miss a series
finale or a pilot, because we won't
858
:be able to get both because they'll
be back to back and we're gonna
859
:be rolling too many dice for that.
860
:But how many dice is the question?
861
:All of Stargate is 354
862
:Track 2_001: episodes, Over 17
863
:Track 1_001: Over 17
864
:seasons.
865
:Do we want to do this in...
866
:Eight episodes.
867
:Do we want to aim to do
this at eight and roll?
868
:my, my soft math was 8D10
869
:Track 2_001: 8d10
870
:Track 1_001: or 13D6 to skip episodes,
or do we want to give it more breathing
871
:room and say, we're going to aim for
the average of 20, which is one episode,
872
:a season of the show about it's 20.
873
:8, two, three, five,
874
:Track 2_001: whatever.
875
:doesn't
876
:matter.
877
:I mean, if I was making my
878
:Track 1_001: choice,
879
:I
880
:Track 2_001: would
881
:be doing these in
882
:Track 1_001: chunks.
883
:Like, you wanna just do SG 1?
884
:Track 2_001: My thought is sometimes it
885
:Track 1_001: might be
886
:like,
887
:Track 2_001: If we come back to
Stargate once a year, and it's kind
888
:of like slipping into a warm bath,
889
:like, Oh, we're
890
:coming back around to Stargate!
891
:maybe we accidentally watch
Sequest instead one time.
892
:Track 1_001: Ah, man, I love
893
:Track 2_001: I love Sequest, yes.
894
:I've never seen it,
895
:so,
896
:Track 1_001: DSV.
897
:you will have to do this
show with someone else
898
:Track 2_001: then.
899
:I would.
900
:Track 1_001: To do that, which is
another thing we've got to talk about
901
:Track 2_001: then.
902
:Yes.
903
:Uh,
904
:Track 1_001: Because we're going
to have someone joining us through
905
:our journey through Stargate
906
:Track 2_001: I don't know
why they agreed to this.
907
:,
Track 1_001: Victor from Dominion Media and Television, , who is a
908
:occasional co host, guest host over on
909
:Track 2_001: who are You?
910
:Mm-hmm.
911
:Track 1_001: and friend of the
pod, is going to be joining us
912
:for our journey through Stargate.
913
:Track 2_001: sorry, buddy, I'm sorry,
this is how we are going to meet,
914
:uh,
915
:Track 1_001: Uh,
916
:Track 2_001: yeah, you've
917
:Track 1_001: intera,
918
:Track 2_001: they have interacted
with your fair, a fair amount.
919
:I know we've interacted a
few times on the discord.
920
:We've never gotten the chance to speak.
921
:so it is going to be
after watching Stargate,
922
:, Track 1_001: well, you've got battle bots
923
:Track 2_001: in
924
:common.
925
:That's
926
:Track 1_001: true.
927
:So you'll, you'll be
able to talk about that.
928
:, okay.
929
:Why don't we cut it down to just SG one.
930
:I think that's a good call.
931
:And we will go and do Atlantis.
932
:Maybe we'll see if we need a show next
933
:Track 2_001: October.
934
:or just like, Hey, every three or
935
:Track 1_001: four
936
:shows
937
:Track 2_001: somebody like when it feels
938
:Track 1_001: right.
939
:Yeah, we'll go back to Stargate?
940
:Yeah.
941
:Okay.
942
:That's fair.
943
:I was really looking
forward to the prospect of,
944
:Track 2_001: Missing finales
945
:Track 1_001: I don't like that at all.
946
:It terrifies me.
947
:come next time imagine
doing that over Star Trek?
948
:Yeah.
949
:Oh!
950
:Track 2_001: That'd be tough.
951
:But interesting.
952
:But, okay, so
953
:Track 1_001: But I, okay, so
we'll do that, and if that's
954
:the case, we chop off like five
seasons, because most of the show
955
:Track 2_001: is
956
:SG
957
:Track 1_001: 1.
958
:and probably go down to like 250 episodes.
959
:Track 2_001: Uh, so...
960
:Track 1_001: So many episodes!
961
:Like, that's, I, I have to look up how
many were in, , Atlantis and, , Universe.
962
:I think Universe ran for two short
seasons, and I think Atlantis
963
:ran for three normal seasons.
964
:, but...
965
:Definitely the bulk of its SG 1,
and I guess if that's the case too,
966
:then we won't be doing the movie.
967
:We'll just start with the
first episode of SG 1, maybe.
968
:We'll
969
:Track 2_001: still
970
:we'll see.
971
:We'll find out if we need to,
like, if the movie is pertinent.
972
:Yeah.
973
:Track 1_001: and then we'll go from there.
974
:So I don't know how many dice we'll be
975
:rolling,
976
:but it will probably be
like four or five d6.
977
:not quite the 13 d6 to
do 354 episodes in eight.
978
:Track 2_001: I am, I'm
terrified of the dice.
979
:We would have to roll to watch one piece.
980
:Track 1_001: I'm gonna,
981
:Track 2_001: I'm
982
:gonna like, we're casting Fireball.
983
:Track 1_001: yeah, I'm going to
aim us for one a season, I think.
984
:So we'll, we'll probably do
like 15, 16 episodes of Stargate
985
:instead of our 10 to 8 to 10,
986
:like we've
987
:Track 2_001: been.
988
:Okay.
989
:Track 1_001: that sounds like a plan.
990
:And then hopefully we can find
a synopsis, but I'm not going to
991
:worry about that for like a couple
992
:of
993
:months.
994
:Track 2_001: Yeah.
995
:Track 1_001: All right.
996
:Well, I guess that's everything.
997
:Track 2_001: man.
998
:I was really hoping it was gonna be Veep,
999
:Track 1_001: Veep, I
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want to
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Track 2_001: watch Veep
:
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:
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I know you need it as
an excuse to get Macs.
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So
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Track 2_001: Yeah.
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Is is
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Track 1_001: where
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can
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we
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watch Stargate?
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Amazon Prime
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Track 2_001: Video.
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Track 1_001: Okay, great.
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I've got
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Track 2_001: also
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Track 1_001: It's on Pluto TV.
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For free.
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I don't...
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Do you have to pay for that one?
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Nope, Pluto's
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Track 2_001: Nope,
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Track 1_001: free.
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Pluto, I think is the streaming
service that Amazon dumps
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their extra shit on for tax
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00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,310
Track 2_001: write-offs.
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Track 1_001: I
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,
think, like, there's a bunch of random shit, like, it's
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got, like, 60s Batman on it
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and stuff.
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00:36:13,325 --> 00:36:13,685
Track 2_001: What?
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00:36:14,465 --> 00:36:16,715
Stargate went full Babylon.
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Five.
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And they've got a bunch of tie-in movies.
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Track 1_001: we're not
gonna worry about those
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Track 2_001: for
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now,
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00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:22,470
Track 1_001: either.
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00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:27,880
Should this podcast ever become popular
enough to warrant having a Patreon?
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00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,130
Track 2_001: Oh, okay.
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00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:29,760
You can watch
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Track 1_001: Stargate
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with
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Prime.
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00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:33,030
Track 2_001: That's,
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Track 1_001: I just pulled it up and
it said my region wasn't the right to
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Track 2_001: watch it
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in.
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Do you
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Track 1_001: have
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your
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V P
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00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:39,160
Track 2_001: on?
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Track 1_001: No.
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No.
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00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:42,640
Track 2_001: No.
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Okay, because I just pulled
it up on my app, and...
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It's fine.
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Track 1_001: Okay, cool.
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00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,390
Amazon Prime it is.
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Track 2_001: Alright,
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00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,050
Yep, okay.
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00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:51,580
I accidentally
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started
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an episode.
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Fuck.
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God damn it.
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00:36:55,670 --> 00:36:55,690
Track 1_001: I
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can't
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turn this
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off.
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00:36:59,225 --> 00:36:59,425
Track 2_001: There
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we go.
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00:37:00,295 --> 00:37:01,735
I accidentally cleared
some notifications.
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00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:02,165
Hope
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00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:02,620
Track 1_001: those weren't
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important.
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If it is, they'll call back.
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, just like, I'll always call
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00:37:08,575 --> 00:37:09,035
Track 2_001: back.
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Track 1_001: Should RIPE ever call me.
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00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:13,130
They won't, because
they don't know I exist.
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00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:17,815
But their, record label CEO
:
00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:19,365
Track 2_001: I exist.
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Thank you, Ripe, for giving us permission
to use Goon Squad as our theme music.
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00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:28,060
We appreciate the hell
out of you and this song.
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00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:28,840
It's a bop.
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00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,170
a banger.
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00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:31,630
Everything you guys do is awesome.
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find more of their music on all of your
favorite streaming services online.
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00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:36,620
That's true.
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, also, we want to thank you, Annette
Lucina, for your photograph of a, TV
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that you licensed under Creative Commons
that allowed us to make our show art.
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00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,290
You're awesome.
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00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,010
Thank you.
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And
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with that,
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00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,310
we will see you next time.
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Track 1_001: On Last
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Time
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On.