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Bleach TYBW Watch Along Ep 21
Episode 237th December 2023 • Southern Senpais • Nicholas Killian and Derek Johnson II
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This week we're watching Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War Episode 21! Come watch Along with us!

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Howdy.

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It's the Southern Senpai Show.

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Where small town southerners explore big time Japanese entertainment.

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Anime.

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Manga.

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And everything in between.

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Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

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What's going on y'all?

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This is Southern Senpais, two southern guys who explore

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Japanese culture together.

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I'm Nicholas.

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I'm DJ.

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What are we doing today, DJ?

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We're watching episode 21 of Bleach, the Thousand Year, uh, Blood War.

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And, uh, quick shoutout, uh, fuck Domino's.

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Yeah, fuck Domino's.

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Uh, yeah, so we usually don't even eat Domino's pizza, uh,

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but we know they have the 8.

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We just came back from Comic Con.

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Yeah, we did.

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Yeah, and, um, apparently, when you change the sauces, it goes from being a 12.

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99 pizza to a 20 pizza.

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Yeah.

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So, hey, Domino's, uh, What the fuck's going on with that?

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Because Nicholas, his change to the sauce, to having cheese, was having, uh, Sorry,

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we've changed like something specific, like, so he's decided to have no cheese.

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I didn't even change any sauce.

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I just said, don't put any cheese on it.

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Yeah, and his pizza was then changed to about 20.

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It's specifically the one in, I'm trying to get your eggs out

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specifically, sorry, hold on, it down.

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The one in Westlake, uh, His name was Brian.

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They'd like, you guys suck pretty hard.

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And then they had the audacity to ask for a tip.

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Yeah, no.

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Alright, , if you guys wanna call in and tell 'em what an insane

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thing it is to T charge $20 for a regular meat lovers pizza.

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Didn't you say your pizza was 25?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I had a, yeah, for some reason it went from $12 to $25 because I

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asked for mushrooms and uh, olives.

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So, uh, yeah, their number is 8 1 8 7 3 5 5 4 0 0.

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And you can ask them why they charged us $20 for p per, uh,

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like 20 something for pizzas.

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There's really 1299.

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Um.

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Yeah, that was order 17 16 and the server was 74 39.

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These guys suck.

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All right, let's watch some bleach.

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I never paid this much money for pizza when we was living in the hood.

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Yeah, bruh.

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I didn't pay as much for pizza when I was outside the hood.

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I'm not really sure where we are.

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In fact, when we walked in there, the, the, oh, sorry, it said pizzas were 12.

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99.

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Apparently, we changed the sauce.

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We decided to not have cheese.

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That's when That's when the price goes up, when you decide to take things off it.

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Anyway, let's get this started.

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Unlike usually, we do actually have the little beginning parts.

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Of the TV Tokyo and the V.

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Z.

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Yeah.

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Alright, I'm gonna press play in 3, 2, 1.

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I

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really called them for a second.

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I hope someone calls them, they've been, that's ridiculous.

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25 for Domino's?

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For Domino's Pizza.

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You also didn't tell them.

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That the first pizza place we called, they wanted 80 for the pizza.

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Yeah, what is going on here in Westlake?

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It's just pizza, man.

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Two large pizzas for 80?

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Okay, I guess we have to talk about Bleach, cuz I'm looking at Sigh.

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And paid 25 for pizza.

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Right.

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And I can't go to, to Subway anymore, cuz who knows what

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Jerry was doing to that meat.

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Jesus.

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I'm hungry, man.

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That's the reason the mail was so cheap.

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Alright.

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I guess I'll have the little Wendy's for the rest of my fucking life.

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Whoa, we did get the uh, the Wendy's, uh.

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They don't even have 4x4's anymore.

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They're like 6x4, 6, 6x7 or something like that.

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No, we, remember we paid the 3 to get the little Frosties for the year?

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Yeah.

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So, shout out to Wendy's for not being dicks.

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I go whenever I, whenever I want a snack or something, I just pull

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into Wendy's and get me a small fry.

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You should've just went to Wendy's.

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Just a small fry.

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Dude, imagine how much food you could've gotten at Wendy's for 25.

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You'd be dee This was a terrible idea.

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We should've just gone to Wendy's.

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And we'll tell you this, I will never be ordering from Domino's again.

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Yeah.

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I just won't.

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So I guess actually, in a weird roundabout way, it was worth it because

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now I, I like, know for certain.

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What I hate.

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So I avoided it.

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Now you have probable cause to hate Domino's.

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Right.

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Shooting star.

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Five 0.

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We all knew eventually Ichigo was gonna dual wield.

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Yeah, of course.

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You know why it's called Bleach?

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Uh uh.

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Neither do I.

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Oh, it's Ichigo.

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He's coming down to fucking save us, cause for some reason the rest of

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us are so terrible at everything.

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Oh yeah, that guy's just a brain, right?

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Mm hmm.

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Ankle line.

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What do you mean you ran out of imagination?

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Like, how the You've just skipped school, motherfucker?

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Skip school!

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Oh damn,

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his lieutenant's gone.

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What, what, yo,

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he just bit their heads off, or she, or they're, they're all, she,

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so she has a jaw power, I guess.

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She's super strong,

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so you should not slash her.

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She's clearly, clearly, clearly baiting you to do it.

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That's crazy.

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That's crazy.

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I appreciate all, all, like, I, I love how in animated they're like, okay.

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What should this scene look like?

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Well, there's not large breasts in it.

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Like, you usually gotta work around that, bro.

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Put the breasts in first.

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And skippy clothing.

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Right.

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Put the breasts and thighs and butt in first.

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Side boob.

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And then we'll figure out the rest of it later.

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Here's the thing, though.

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I mean, armor's not gonna help.

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I mean My We wouldn't know because I never wear any.

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Dude, Kenpachi's still going at it, bro!

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Hey, Kenpachi dead man.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, that's his whole thing, is that he's an actual monster, yeah.

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This reminds me of like, when Bleach, like the first couple of seasons

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when they were like, really good.

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You know, Bleach, it was just about tons of action, big boobs,

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and that, yeah, that's about it.

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Dude, he's just eating those blasts.

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Oh, I forgot, they, they made up now.

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Yeah, they're, they're, they're friends now.

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Right.

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I'm gonna go in tomorrow and talk to the manager about this pizza.

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I'm being serious.

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Like, hey man.

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It's, it's, it's the protagonist, clearly.

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What do you mean?

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What do you mean?

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Right?

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Like, what do you, what do you You're about to die!

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Also, Why would he not be here?

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Oooh.

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This jaw thing is like really weird.

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I appreciate Ichigo's willingness to, to, to really, to really hit them really

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hard even though they're clearly female.

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Yeah, equal rights, equal fights, right?

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Aren't, weren't they, weren't they part of the group that had that girl who

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was like dropping bombs all the time?

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I guess.

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Yeah, so I guess they're all just bitches.

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They're like a group of

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She's angry about her hair.

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To be fair, this is also why I know, like, the, the, like, the author of Bleach.

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I have a lot of respect for him, because he clearly, like, He doesn't draw

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black characters with big ass lips.

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He has, like, his, you know, very, a lot of interest in, like,

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other cultures outside of his own.

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And, um, to be fair, In anime, there's a lot of people who, like, in Americans,

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like, oh, this person's secretly black.

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That's a pretty black woman thing to say.

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Don't, like, you've, you've, you've messed with my hair.

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It's time to die.

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Right.

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I have three sisters.

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They, they definitely do not like that shit.

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They don't like their hair pulled.

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They don't like their hair I mean, black people don't like

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their hair touched in general.

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But, uh, Black boys, they do, they do a lot with their hair.

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think that is?

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You know, I think it's After 400 years, I gotta tell you, man.

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It's just flexing.

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It's just flexing, actually.

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I mean, come on.

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Everyone wishes they looked good in dreads.

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Yeah, I could do dreads.

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And right now, uh, in fact, uh, Nicholas has a white boy fade.

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A what?

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He has a fade, like a white boy fade.

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They're called white boy fades when white people have black guy

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fades, but I mean, hey, it's a good hairstyle though, isn't it?

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You know what I'm saying?

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Okay, so if you charge to kill someone and they act like they don't care, you

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should, you should take note of that.

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What is this?

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Woah!

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Woah!

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He didn't even try!

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I

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never get where they don't stab first and they always just knock them.

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Dramatics.

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It's like a Sailor Moon type thing.

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I like how this little one doesn't care, quite clearly.

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Oh, she's hitting people with dumbbells.

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You know, it reminds me of, uh, there was this girl.

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Dang, she got jaw powers, I guess.

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I bet she's not getting locked jaw.

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Ha ha!

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This is the, you know, that, that, that, that girl who's lifting all those weights.

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It reminds me of this, this, this, this one woman.

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Who, uh, let's see, how should I phrase this?

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She came over to help us move one time.

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And she basically lifted a fridge by herself.

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Now, there's nothing wrong with one being able to work out.

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And there's nothing wrong with a strong woman.

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In fact, it was kind of impressive.

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But, like, what I will say is, I've never actually seen someone

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lift a fridge by themselves.

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Did she really lift it by herself?

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Yeah, man.

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She lifted it by herself onto the dolly.

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And I was like What is your regimen?

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Like, I'm a dude and I, I, I, I, honestly I have never been able

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to lift that, that so easily.

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It was like, it was like a for real anime the way she did that.

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But she was rare.

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Right.

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Ichigo, are you just going to defeat them now or are you just

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going to stand there flexing.

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think, I think, I honestly believe that protagonists like really

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get off on this kind of thing.

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On flexing?

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Oh yeah, of course.

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I would.

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Look at Hey!

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That man That man flexin He said, bro, if you don't get this

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sprite lightning out of my face.

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Right.

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If you don't get this Mountain dew

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Bullshit outta here.

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If you don't get this Oh!

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Damn, man.

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This man upgraded for You should probably move.

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Don't do that.

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He told you to dodge, you stupid bitch!

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You're not a power player, you're not supposed to dodge!

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Oh my god.

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Are you sure?

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Well that's cool.

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I like to see you look at his ass shot.

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Yeah, fan service, man.

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Bet you it's the fire guy.

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Yeah, it does.

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Actually, I've been training for like, three hours.

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And now that I've trained for three hours, I'm the greatest.

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I'm the greatest.

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Oh, so you're trying to swarm all them niggas.

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For those of you who don't understand, it's a reference from

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the boondocks, but, you know.

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Well, that's what gets your attention.

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Not the people you're surrounded by.

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Look, it's your grandpa!

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I'm really glad that my grandpa wasn't an evil, super powerful, dictator gang.

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Cause I'm gonna be honest, I really like my grandpa.

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If my grandpa would've pulled up on me and be like, Hey look,

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DJ, this is what's going on.

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I might've been like, Cool.

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Alright.

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Let me start.

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You do you, man.

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Right.

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Do I get some of this?

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You can be in my army.

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So that means I get a hat?

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I mean, yeah.

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Alright!

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I mean, I'm all, hey, I'm cool with this, I'm down with this.

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My grandpa's awesome.

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Supreme head?

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Alright, cool.

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He's so dripped

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out.

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He's so dripped.

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So, because he came down, they can go up, because he made a hole.

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But that doesn't make any sense, because, didn't Rikia, didn't Rukia also do that?

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Yeah, I think so.

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There's two other people, her brother.

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Renji, right?

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Right.

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And he didn't decide to do it then?

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Oh, here's Aizen.

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Aizen's all hating ass.

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This is the point in time where I'm like, okay, the writer just made that

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up, because literally three people have come through, but now when Ichigo does

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it, for some reason, it's his fault.

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Yeah.

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Okay, if that's so effective, why didn't you do it the first time?

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Exactly.

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Oh he got the blacky!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He say, hey, bump all this sword stuff.

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Eyyyyy,

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Just in time!

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Hey, it's Mr.

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Grower, not a shower!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Yeah, he's my grandfather.

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Because I'm, I'm the And after this, I'm gonna become a superstar!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why you think I got the gold hair?

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Right.

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Sambon Sakura.

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Yeah.

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Oh, it's the squad!

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Even though three of you in the back, y'all been being beat up this whole time.

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But yeah, sure, yes.

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Yeah, sure.

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Also,

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Yuhabaha.

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What kind of name is that?

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I mean, I, I guarantee you probably what happened is that The creator Breach, he

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came to America for the first time and was like, dude, finally I'm in America,

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I heard so much about it, so it's pretty cool, let me check it out, right?

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Probably was in New York or something like that, LA, some really basic touristy

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area, probably most likely Miami though.

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Cause you know, cocaine.

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Anyway.

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It's called bleach.

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Come on now, cocaine.

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So then he went to Taco Bell, saw a Baja Blast, and was like, damn, bro.

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That's a good mean idea.

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You a Baja?

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He was walking down Miami, and he said, you know what, sir?

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Would you like a Baja Blast?

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What?

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You want a Baja?

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Did you just call me a Baja?

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You are Baha.

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You are Baha.

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You are Baha.

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Alright.

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The guy was like, what?

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Then he's like, that's the name of the character.

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The titty entrance.

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They got bigger.

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Right?

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They did.

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They did.

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Dude, it's like One Piece.

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I think there's some ratio when it comes between like, how important you can

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be and how large your breasts can be.

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And I think, like, they have to be a certain length, or size, that

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will eventually become a length.

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But for now, it's a certain size.

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So why, uh, this parting will be forever, you still don't

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know why he did this, why, why,

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you gonna cry?

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He's like, you just mad about it's a premium, you just mad about my drip.

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Oh, wow, that felt like it was over really quick.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Well, guys, I guess that's, uh That's all she wrote!

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Wait a minute.

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Oh, seriously?

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Let me see here.

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Oh, wait, there's, like, something, like, after this.

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Alright, I now hate whoever told anime that they could do after scene credits.

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Marvel, I'm blaming you.

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I'm blaming you for this.

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I'm specifically blaming Bob Iger.

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I'm blaming Domino's, man.

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I cannot be playing with, like, this, this, this pizza was so expensive.

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I'm seriously going to admit, like, like, I have to, I, I don't know, I've never

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been at Karen before, so I might have to ask, like, I might have to message some,

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some people and, and get some advice.

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But, I am, Well, the key's to be white, so.

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Hmm.

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Well, you know what?

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I You know, I do know some I have some white friends.

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White friends?

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What's your What was your favorite part of this episode?

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You bop!

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There it is!

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No, um My favorite part of the episode is when he's just, Thrashing everybody.

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So there is no after scene.

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What is, what?

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Oh, it's just a mouth.

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Alright, well, guys, uh, This has been Southern Senpais, I'm DJ.

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I'm Nicholas.

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And we'll see you next time.

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See ya.

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