Phoenix has found a way to fix Carlton, and it involves one of Australia’s most iconic sportsmen. Meanwhile, the boys debate when the AFL is/isn’t a workplace in the wake of Tristan Xerri’s blood-wipining saga, as well as ways to spice up the grand final entertainment. Also, more player rankings and a look at the ‘scariest’ footy alter egos of the modern era.

The Hitout AFL Podcast is Zero Hanger’s weekly show covering all of the latest AFL news, views and footy fun, featuring host Phoenix Trinidad and presenters Mitch Keating and Aidan Cellini.

⬇️ RUNDOWN:

00:00 Intro and Vibe-check

05:01 Xerri

07:46 Kylie Minogue

10:43 Fixing Carlton

16:25 Scariest AFL Players

22:45 Top 50 Ratings

RECORDED: 31/03/2026

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