The Queens do a very deep dive into James P's 1 Star Yelp Review for alleged 'Plant-Based" LA Restaurant De Buena Planta. Chelsey won't get in your cat's face, Trey confesses he lost it, and the Queens bend and snap! Plus a show first surprise unlike anything before. Ding Dong, Queens! And Don't Come For James's Churros!

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hello Chelsey.

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Chelsey girl, how's that week going?

The week is going well, I went to a friend's house that had cats yesterday,

So that's where I'm at.

what does it show up as like stuffy nose?

Or do you have like hives and

Stuffy nose, itchy eyes like throat kind of like scratchy.

Flemmi just not like Adam lactic, God forbid, like can't breathe, but like,

I think it is like, actually it's the dander that humans are allergic

I always get like little like red hives.

Like it's always right here on my hands and I have to like overload on allergy medicine

Even when you like, don't touch them, you still get the I'm like so cautious.

Like I don't sit on fabric chair.

If I'm sitting on a chair, it's a wood chair.

Like I'm very methodical about it, but even just whatever is in the air, it gets, I

Right.

Do the cats like come to you because you're so uninterested.

Yeah.

the cats are a big fan of mine.

I, yeah, I get them all the time.

And the thing is I love animals.

That's what sucks.

Like I found out that I was allergic to cats because I was staying at a

And then, then I almost died.

Cause I was like really in the cat space.

So it sucks like cats, like one to come to me.

Cause they think I'm playing hard to get.

And I'm like, this isn't a game.

This is like, Anyway,

So is that your complaint

don't know.

I was going to say, I guess that could be my complaint.

Lodge A Complaint.

I'll let you talk about your week.

Well, I w I wasn't even going to mention this cause I was

And then I was like, I dunno, it's too.

So I was editing an episode.

I'll go ahead and say that it's episode 48.

I had gotten all the way.

Oh no.

So the very end we had just concluded the Royal Highness and my laptop.

I keep it plugged in all the time.

Cause I work at an actual desk.

So the minute it's unplugged, there's like a 12 minute shelf life before the battery just dies.

Cause I've destroyed it.

Well, it fell out and I was like, I don't I'm too lazy.

Like I just want to hurry.

You know, I was like, I bet I had forgotten.

We had a Royal Review That episode.

So I was like, I'm nearly done.

Pounds through this.

It'll be great.

And then of course I forgot and my computer literally died and I was like, Oh Oh, no,

I was like, don't forget.

It's it's going to be like it, like auto saves.

It's going to be okay.

So then I plugged my computer back end and it was like the dead kind,

And then there was like dash dash, dash, dash, dash dash uploading.

And it fully uploaded.

I tried to open it and it was like this closed without being saved.

Would you like to open from a snapshot?

And I was like, yes.

And then it was like error opening 4 0 4, negative six.

And I was

Oh no,

Okay.

Let me look at my time machine.

So I haven't backed up my computer since January, that wasn't going to help me.

And then I was like, oh, okay.

So cutting to the chase.

I literally lost the entire episode and I had to start completely from scratch, which was fine.

I love, I love spending that much time with our voices.

I'm sure you do dry.

Uh, know what lesson learned?

The minute that, um, cord falls out, I can't be lazy cause I'm going to pay for it in the end,

So

God.

I am so sorry.

that was the high highlight of the pain of my week, which will

Oh, guys just take the time, press save.

Also like do your time, like my time machine, I think is on automatic.

I hope it is.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

I'm so sorry.

Well, God bless you.

Try it.

I don't know.

We would not have a show without you because Trey is so meticulous

So thanks for doing it twice.

well, everyone who loved our mothers to episode, just, just think

It's a pleasure to be podcasting with you and for you listeners.

Chelsey and that energy, should we move into online reviews?

Do you think you're ready?

Oh my God.

So ready.

Let's let's do it.

As you know, we are your trustee Review!

Queens.

We each bring in our view from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

when you read you the Review!, we break it down and rate the impact of the

This is a very Regal process that we call.

Assess That Kvetch

And Chelsey girl, the floor is all yours.

ready to bend and snap.

Here we go.

Review That Review.

Oh, I just wrote, I wrote it, the scrubs Chelsey to say,

I, it was in the scrapped.

Okay.

All right.

So you know how much I love Yelp?

So I was, let's just say doing some perusing and they came across this review by James.

Cause you know, we love the name James, on this podcast.

Yes.

James P as in Paul, This is James one-star review of a restaurant here in LA in

Yeah.

Planta, which I think means like the good plant would be my

This is a one-star review of Dwayne Atlanta.

Okay.

I wanted to love the hell out of this plant based eatery.

I was absolutely misled by their plant based claims.

Plant based eateries are popping up all over, and this place is masquerading

Call what it is, plant forward, eggs and lactose in the back.

We arrived and were very excited.

The place was beautiful.

The staff seemed friendly.

The drinks were great.

The menu looks so great.

Super excited for a new plant-based restaurant.

We ordered so excited.

It was our first date night and months after accidentally overhearing a

I panic.

yeah.

why didn't anyone tell us that?

Was he wrong?

It's vegan, right?

I mean, they are plant based after all we had just ordered and I was already eating the guacamole.

I was dying inside O M G.

The guacamole is in vegan.

With cohesive cheese and not the vegan spoof kind.

You might find at actual vegan plant-based restaurants, real cheese in all my years.

I've never hoped there would be cheese or any sort on my guac.

Am I alone here?

Every plant-based restaurant in LA crossroads, gracias Madre, veggie grill,

A few has started calling things.

What they are better known as in their normal.

chicken.

Isn't chicken, beef isn't beef.

And she is isn't really cheese.

Well, I, this self-proclaimed plant-based eatery.

There is not only cheese in many dishes.

There is also egg being used flagrant.

Then try to make so many efforts to be plant-based expensive.

P can chorizo the vegan.

Fundido impossible, vegan nachos, et cetera, but they are really just hijacking the word.

This is a gluten-free vegetarian restaurant.

It is not plant-based and cow POS are not plant.

I know they could edit the menu and be 100% vegan and claim steak among Les best

We immediately modified our order with our server after realizing the

And then the Caesar salad was served to us with cheese, not okay.

They took that off our seat only to then charge us the same price for the one without cheese.

We had a lengthy convo with the server about the restaurant being misleading to which we were told

Okay, maybe I'm too sensitive.

This was going to be a four-star review initially, but the one-star comes because

yes.

The depths of deceit continue to grow.

Despite the menu that I really inspected after the initial mistake,

My cemented mistrust for this place led me to confirm with the server are the churros that we

Vegan as stated in the menu, she was taken aback, unsure.

She quickly disappeared to the kitchen only to reappear moments later sitting

There was ag in them now they just weren't working well without the egg update, the menu J F C.

This is absolutely no.

Okay.

You can't write vegan on the menu and include eggs.

This place is great.

If you want a vegetarian.

If you're vegan and got duped into thinking it's, plant-based beware.

They aren't interested in catering to, or being honest with vegans here.

So you best choose another place after seeing numerous complaints?

I'm sorry, I didn't research this place deeply.

The responses from management, the lack of attention to update menus with recipe

They didn't even comp the cheesy guac.

This place is beautiful, but poorly operated and management is out of touch.

Okay.

Just want to know that that James has also included four photos.

Oh,

of them is a reply, but not to their Review!.

So it's screenshot of a reply from another view, which I'll quickly read.

Hi eight.

Oh, thank you for noting this.

And we're listening.

I promise almost every item except two on the menu has.

Option to remove the dairy, which is why we believe we are plant-based plant-based

This includes not only fruits and vegetables, but also nuts seeds, oils,

It doesn't mean that you are vegetarian or vegan and never eat meat or.

I understand where you're coming from and we're doing better adjusting menus and honing

Thanks so much for coming.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'll get into that in a minute.

There's also a copy of the receipt, which shows that like, we were

Also a copy of the menu where it says that the churros are clearly marked vegan and

It literally says Dwayne up Planta as a plant-based Mexican

Yeah, exactly.

Yup.

That's what it says.

So also just like, as a side note, because when I first read the Review!.

right.

I'm not vegan.

So like is plant like plant-based being vegetarian.

Like I was like, struggling with that.

So I wanted to just Google.

What is plant-based like, what is the universal acceptance of plant-based?

And I just want to say laziness upon laziness, the person that responded that I just read,

From Google.

if you go on Google and you Google, what is plant-based and like, you know how that

does that include the sentence that says it doesn't mean you're vegetarian

Yes, I think it does.

Like, I think like literally the whole thing is just like, whoa, it's like, that

But then I just like, again, just to do my due diligence because I knew

I like asked a bunch of friends vegan and non-vegan, I was just like, just pulling the

Would you assume that that is vegetarian vegan?

What would, what would like be the assumption there and across the.

Everybody's had that they would have assumed it was vegan.

Right, because if you're vegan, you don't eat anything derivative of an animal.

So it would have to be a plant.

right.

I was thinking plant-based like, okay, if the base of the item is plant, like, I don't know.

I was just, I was looking for a tactic Haladi because I don't know.

I was trying to figure out if I could just find the restaurant at all here, but I

There are like synonyms,

Okay.

I okay.

I have a lot to say about

please.

It seems like this restaurant is consistently faltering and the responsibility,

This would be one of the best competing with all the major ones in LA.

This could have been really great.

So I appreciate that James is honoring, like, it is great.

They're just like.

To me, I think it's unforgivable.

How can you say you're vegan and not be vegan?

I like, I don't understand how also the most disgusting idea to

What the fuck?

I know.

Well, that's the thing that's like, so agregious, to me about this review is like,

Even though it's like common vernacular now that like cheeses and cheese

Excuse that because there was items in the menu that like had a V and had a different, like,

No.

call your restaurant, plant base is crazy.

what?

Like it's insane.

It's criminal.

It's like why there there's, there's zero reason to put cheese in Guam.

No, it's so gross.

Sounding

And especially if it's the Coty Hutchie is like, that's almost like a garnish.

So feels even more unnecessary.

Like throw some pepitas on there.

Like give me like something else.

Like there's like, you can find something else to be a garnish.

If you're going to try and be playing, it's just like so gross.

It just reeks of like, Capitalizing on a market being like we're in Venice.

We want to be a trendy new restaurant.

So we're going to say that we're plant-based and just call yourself a vegetarian restaurant,

but it doesn't make sense to me.

Like you can't masquerade as the word James uses you.

Can't masquerade here because day two of your business being open, people are going to

What they ate at your restaurant, doesn't go with their lifestyle.

I don't understand how they, like it's only going to cause you trouble.

think it's so irresponsible and dangerous.

Like if you're going to do this and call yourself plant base, then you

And you better highlight, like, this doesn't mean that you're vegetarian or whatever upon entry.

And the fact that they had an item on the menu that like was vegan changed to not vegan.

And then they were still not updating the menu to let people know.

And they were just ordering it, thinking, I mean, that is like so gross.

That is like, uh, my buying something under false pretense, like I'm

I'm being told that this restaurant is plant based and then you're

The puss line was a little,

I have a question.

yeah.

I definitely need to know what Cal pusses I'm also wait to your point previously,

like the most offensive title.

If you're going to be shady.

just, I it literally blows my mind.

I think the value here.

It's like if the whole reply that you read from that, like picture.

Like it doesn't mean that you're vegetarian or vegan and never eat meat

Why would you take that approach if you're called the good plant?

If you are presenting yourself as a plant base plant forward, why would

If you're going to be able to have options, it just, it seems like the opposite approach rather

like you would actually be plants with an option to be not plant-based, but, but

It's like a vegan.

You should call yourself a vegan friendly restaurant and, and like, you know,

Please be clear because there are a lot of vegan friendly restaurants that I've gone to where

phrase flagrant egg use.

Yes, me too.

Also see, I'm looking at the menu that James posted and what's very interesting.

Speaking of like the weird confusion over, like what is, what, so by the chiro.

It has a capital V in parentheses next to it.

Then by the trace latches, it says the word vegan.

And then by the Mexican flowerless cake, it has a V in parenthesis and an N in parentheses.

What the hell does that mean?

Does it mean the wouldn't V as in parentheses, it means vegetarian and then it's only

Cause that's even more insane.

Okay.

Wait, I have a, I have like a higher question.

When this restaurant open?

I want to say uh, James does not

it does seem to me like

well, it's, an, James mentioned that it's a new restaurant

I'll actually, so

'cause I'm curious about that.

I don't know,

I think like, obviously, like the joke that we don't want to walk into is like, how do you know.

someone's vegan?

They're going to tell ya, like that stereotype exists because you have to be Very meticulous

If you're being meticulous about what you're putting in your body.

So how could you masquerade as a restaurant?

That's just like being very careless.

I, I, I think I, I do trust James and the Review!, especially because they go into such

this has the potential.

To compete with crossroads that excellent movie by Britney Spears.

Now also veggie grill.

I love veggie grill.

I wish we had veggie grill's on the east coast and also like James alludes.

After being here, they looked at all these other not so great reviews,

More context here.

More allegiance with James experience that the restaurant has to, like you

Something very wrong here, which is highlighted by the other picture with the vegan versus a V.

I mean, I think this is having a large impact on me.

I I'm not even plant-based, but if I was, I would, this would be like, I mean, does seem criminal.

You can't mess with people's digestion.

Like if someone doesn't eat cheese and then they don't know there's cheese in the Caesar salad

Like that's what, I don't understand the end game

Yeah.

I just think it's all marketing and it's gross.

And even on the receipt itself, like it clearly says plant based, like even on the, like they

It's literally the title.

What's the

and grammar.

We had a few mistakes peppered in there.

Not, I mean, considering how long the Review!.

Not like a ton, but I can't give James a perfect score

You know, what's me.

grammar.

I feel like there was humor sprinkled in here, even though, like, I don't

Like I think they need to really be held to task this restaurant, but I appreciated like

Right, right, right,

What does JFC stand for?

Jesus f-ing

Uh, how did you know

I don't know, says the jail.

I just, I

also.

what I think it meant.

Cause it says JFC and then No.

Good.

Right.

Do you think that was a typo or is it like, no, wasn't not good or no.

Good.

Cause that was really funny to me to just be, like, no, God,

is absolute.

No.

Okay.

I

no.

Okay.

is supposed to, absolutely not.

Okay.

But that's kind of funny to me, like that could be like a lexicon of a teenager.

I'm

Sure.

Maybe.

Ultimately here.

I think the impact deal breaker for me is one of the concluding statements and the Review!

is you cannot write that you're vegan if you're not.

Yeah, that's it.

I mean, I feel like I could crown this.

Anything else?

How are you?

I think I can crown James I'm.

I felt pretty confident.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and in an effort to

The Queens are Tabulating.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

So I'm holding up four crowns trays holding up four and a half crowns tray.

You go first.

Why four and a half for James.

Well, I really was conflicted here.

I kind of wanted to do five grounds.

The reason I didn't do five crowns, I don't know why.

I don't know.

I think now I'm feeling like maybe I should've done five crowns.

I think that this is reeking with a lot of value.

I think maybe the length would maybe keep me from reading it, but the reason I'm on the fence

Stands alone.

Anytime you're on Yelp and someone includes images.

I think like the algorithm pushes it to the top.

I don't know.

It stands out.

I think.

James is coming in hot to protect everyone in their community.

And I really appreciate it.

Wasn't a full slanderous review to something that I think deserves to be slandered because

You know, I, I want to change I'm going to change it

Mike, a live change on

I do think that it is a Review Queen because even though there were some typos here

You're gonna injure your body.

And there were sprinkled in humor, you know?

It's like, I definitely think it's common.

They referenced the other negative reviews.

Like you could read this one Review!

and get the point, which I think is queenly.

So that's why I said five crowns after originally saying four and a half, because

Why did you say.

I said four crowns.

I loved that James was so thorough and you know, that I love when we have

Completely slanderous.

Like whenever I read a negative review and they're still complimenting

It makes me believe the reviewer more.

So that was hugely valuable.

I took away a crown for spelling and grammar has gotta be perfect for me.

And a little bit of the lens.

Those were the two things that kept me.

For making this a Review Queen, but I will say like kudos to James

And I hope I really do hope that the people that have owned this restaurant

Just say, you're vegetarian.

Say your vegan-friendly like, that's it.

That's all you have to do.

It is wrong to not have someone high alert when they have dietary restrictions.

I don't like it.

I'm not happy about it.

And I hope that they do something to change it.

And James has made me impassioned about that plea.

So for crowns, for Eugene,

I hear that.

Do you want to go get some Cow Puss?

Oh, is someone at the door?

Oh my

wow.

Wait, this is new.

Should we see who's behind door?

Number one,

Uh, who is at the door, please?

The Reviewer Is Here.

Surprise.

Hi,

This is our James and he's been here the whole time.

Hi, Jane.

I snuck in the back door and then I right around the and rang the doorbell.

Thank

Yes, to be fair.

When we said it was James' audience, like you should have been tipped off.

So

we have you here and you are a listener of the show.

You've been very supportive, which we love, and we just reviewed you and your review.

So

talk us through, talk through what was that like?

I mean, I'm kind of shaking because um, it was definitely intense.

Chelsey.

I think you read it pretty, perfectly to how I read it in my head.

Good.

It came across.

Oh, thank

Um, I do think the help is out to get people with the auto-correct and just

Oh, good to know.

That's important.

Okay.

Like, I know I submitted the Review!

and I don't know when you guys screen captured it, but then I went back the next

Oh, that is very interesting.

now, but yeah, I think that Yelp has definitely shady when it

Yeah.

I mean, it was just, it was really exciting to kind of hear that the things that you've taught.

You know, to be nice, to be respectful, to throw in some humor, to use truth,

It was helpful to me to know that that actually paid off and made for a really good Review!.

I have to say definitely this was at the new location in Silverlake.

first locations, which is where the screen capture is from, but just to be fair, I'm sure

Okay.

I just, they came from my churros and that was really the.

And my partner and I were kind of discussing the churros the whole time.

I'm like those churros, like once we found out it wasn't vegan, I was like,

And he's like, I'm like, I bet they won't be, oh no, they might be.

And we get the menu and see the vegan.

Yes.

Oh my God.

That Euro's.

And then we couldn't have churros.

Oh my God.

are my favorite thing in the world so So what our dessert

Oh,

my

So don't tell me you can't make a vegan chiro.

It can happen.

it can happen.

Lazy.

not come for James's chart.

Do not come from my trust.

I think what all the other reviews, like they almost have as many, one star reviews

And I wrote this review before even seeing that.

So just knowing that there's a huge community in the two weeks of this place has been opened

You can not use the word plant-based plant-based is a diet.

is a lifestyle includes.

we made up the word plant-based plant forward is bullshit.

right.

That's just a marketing term.

And I've been duped before at a restaurant by that, you know, and the problem

They're so thrilled that they found a restaurant that it seems like everyone can eat at.

They have a whole planet forward menu.

Great.

You got there and you can't even eat anything.

It's like, they don't even make an effort to make a vegan dish as part of the plant forward menu.

So.

It's been happening and it just needs to stop.

So I think those of us that are plant-based and like, I really haven't

Yeah, that's upsetting.

Not that it's like, I don't know.

You have to start over from day one or something like that, but like, it's still upsetting.

it's not a.

Right.

Exactly.

That's what I was going to say, but it's still like, you know, you, you committed

And I think it's really shady and I hope that reviewers like you, and

into the hat.

I, I hope that they really do change because it's still early days for this restaurant.

Yeah, I do feel like they're going to have to,

It's a beautiful restaurant.

The drinks were fantastic.

The lighting's a little difficult.

maybe I'm just getting older, but to read the menus, the V's were very small.

And then it's kind of got that, you know, string lights, 20 feet over your head

Yeah.

really notice that there's a tiny V and I don't know what the R means

So who knows?

There's no code and it's dark.

So it's almost like they're purposely trying to get you to not see what's

being vague, which is like a problem.

vague.

It would be fine if every time somebody got sat down, every single

Um,

Our server sweet as pie just didn't incorporate that.

I did.

I only heard it from one server actually.

Wow.

Overheard

I over accidentally.

But see my thinking is like, if you are a plant-based restaurant,

I don't think it should be a key.

I think you're actually a restaurant with an intention, so I think it

The lighting.

I think it should be in red letters.

It shouldn't be smaller than the type font.

It should be part of the description.

There should be No.

question that the whole point that you just said about you have lived your life a certain number

It's so disrespectful to have that power taken away.

That it's not this isn't a joke.

especially when you're capitalizing on those people.

Right.

And that's why I feel like there's just, hopefully I do think that I think that this

Like there is a consequence calming and hopefully like your impact on the Review!

will be felt.

And hopefully there'll be a change.

I mean, crazy.

Insane.

My roommate went to Craig's and they are vegan-friendly like, they clearly,

They have like steaks and all, but they're a vegan friendly.

And they have this amazing vegan ice cream.

That's like what they're known for.

And my roommate is pescatarian and he went there and he ordered the chicken

Cause that's like a common thing on the menu.

Like you can say, I want the chicken parm, but I want it vegan.

So he ordered it vegan and he like ate like the whole thing.

And the whole time he was like moaning and then the server came back and he was like, this is the

is the most amazing chicken parm I've ever had in my life.

How did you do this?

Like how could you make something vegan?

He's this good.

And these, the waitresses faced face, her like lights and she like ran to the kitchen

Thing.

Like they came out and they were like, I'm so sorry.

Are you going to be okay?

Like, do you have an allergy?

We really messed up.

Like, we're going to take it off your bill.

And, and like, he was upset, but like, he was just a pescatarian and he's not allergic to it.

So, you know, life went on.

But the point is that in that situation, when they made a mistake, it was like a really big deal.

Like they really did a lot.

So the fact that they did nothing.

Like, they literally charge you the same amount after they just like mess up your

It's it's just, where's the customer service.

Wait, James, what is Cal pus?

Cheers.

little bit of Cow Puss in every glass of milk, just, just,

What is that though?

it's like us, like not good,

From there outers or whatever

from the abuse that their daughters go through on a daily basis for years.

it makes those bones strong.

Got milk.

Yeah.

Yeah,

do we have any final thoughts?

I appreciate you, your willingness to let us review your room view on the show.

it was a lot of fun.

I do suggest other people that listen to do it too.

Yeah.

I used to write those evil mean passive aggressive

Good to have on your reputation.

Like if you're going to read, Review!

do it the right way.

Make it a little bit funny and definitely spellcheck.

and definitely spell check your spellcheck.

Cause that's a really good note for us auto.

Correct.

Now I'm going to have to think about that moving forward, whether or

Yeah.

say that I have a screenshot that I pulled up yesterday and it it's already.

And the week that this review has been up has one useful and two people found it funny.

There you go.

That's

Well, I guess following the Review Queen rubric can really

Thank you so much, James.

That was so much fun.

I'm so happy that you sent us that Review!

you slid into our DMS.

You went for it and now you're here on the show.

So that's incredible and brings a whole new perspective.

We already learn new things like the spellcheck.

So if you're listening.

And you like James Love to write reviews and you be willing to submit it to us, slide

And maybe you like James can listen in on one of our shows and listeners.

You never know when someone's in the house, just saying there could

Number one,

And watch out for Cow Puss.

yuck.

All right.

Well, James, since you're here and you are officially inducted into the queendom, would

I mean, of course.

All right.

So here we are.

This is the One-Star-Zinger time.

We are going to take a quick little spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

that's with a.

All right.

Trey and James each have a rotten scaping, pithy One-Star-Zinger.

And with 30 seconds on the clock, they'll try to recite the zinger in as many genres as possible

Just like queen Merrill, who does it all.

before the clock runs out.

Or I try, where is your One-Star-Zinger from today?

Okay.

So today I have a One-Star-Zinger from Goodall, Amazon.

We love her.

And, um, as I found this, I was like, oh, this needs to be

This is for old spice, aluminum free deodorant for men, high endurance

Supercalifragilistic XB.

And this is written by N w T there one-star review.

Subject is get something else.

TBH asterick toxic asterick and their Review!

is melted the skin off my armpits smells nice, but yeah, cry, laugh face emojis.

God.

Well, good luck because you're going to have to do that just like I had to do face Palm.

I know it's a really long, but I had an emoji, so I had to do it.

He also included an image of a disgusting, hairy armpit with nasty, nasty red rash.

So it really did melt the skin off.

Ah, ya all right.

I'm going to strap you into like some Neosporin.

Cause I feel like you'd need that after you burned yourself.

So let's protect you with Neosporin and are you ready?

I don't think this is going to be hard, but yeah, some red here.

Okay, here we go.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

drama.

the skin off armpits smells but yeah,

Rom com

the scan off arm pet smells nice, but yeah,

WWE

it smells nice.

soap, opera

Melted the skin off my armpits smells nice, but yeah.

spy.

melted the skin off arm.

It smells nice, but yeah.

Good

That was harder than I thought it would

but that was so five good job Quinn.

Okay.

All right, James, are you ready?

am ready and I have reviewed rate my professor.

It is a one-star review for a class of called micro 1 0 1 or 1 0 2, sorry, whatever.

Um, and do you review his, uh, he's just so boring.

Okay.

there.

are all been there, so,

all been there.

James, I, as your competitor, I'm going to strap you into a boring textbook.

That is just really big and has been sold at the library eight times.

And there's a bunch of notes and highlights on it.

Okay.

It's a used boring book.

Yes.

All right, jams.

All right, you ready?

Here we go.

Two, One, GO!.

Teen drama,

So boring.

superhero magic show.

just,

Two,.

Oh my God.

I'll give it to you.

Cause you got it in before.

That's all.

I'm pretty sure.

One James, a way to come and impress You did great.

Let's say for six for James Wu,

James, want.

you took the title queen.

You did that.

Thank you so much.

Oh my God.

wish the rest of my day now

Yay James.

Wow.

I'm so I was like, so nervous because I know that you like, you don't do this every week.

Like we do, and you did so good.

You slayed me.

How dare you.

it was a really good re you know, short and to the point review and those that

I think that I think that we have really come to realize that, but I

I just, I, and I hate long real reviews, but my zinger is always too long.

Right.

well, listen, we were trying to get the great, the greatest of zingers and

We do our best, but try don't be embarrassed because James like really showed up.

Really shut up.

And also I feel honored that you listen and support and came on the show and schooled name.

It actually feels lovely.

thanks.

for having me.

Of course,

Duh, of course.

we

And before, before James, before we, we say goodbye to James who was so lovely

Sure.

I'm um, I'm a massage therapist in Los Angeles, but I also just started a wellness website called

Well, that's kind of like a place where you can go and find some gleaned information

So it's kind of like reader's digest.

Um, I started the website to help, um, friends and clients that are going

So I don't have to keep typing the same email every day.

So, but it's now becoming

And the website is.

that wellness guy.

That wellness guide.com, which will also be in the show notes.

So thank you again, James, for being here, this was so fun and we'll see

We'll do.

And give my love to Thomas.

All right.

Uh, wasn't That so nice

so nice.

like, so touch that James was like, I've learned from the show.

I know.

Like not me getting like teary eyes on our podcast.

But so sweet.

What a great guy.

Wow.

Amazing.

All right.

Well, my with this like bubbly, warm, energy, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey.

Who are you inducting today for?

today in honor of James being here, I want to indoct James, all the James is,

And let us know that we've been helpful with you picking out your wedding dress because

Done a little extra to show Trey and I, your support.

I just want to take a moment to thank you so much, because I think maybe

Like, oh, I'm just gonna, you know, tell my friend that I love that episode or whatever

It just helps us to realize that we are connecting with you in a true way.

And as you know, Trey just mentioned, just knowing that James even thought about

It's just so heartwarming.

And I just want to say thank you.

I want to say thank you so much to anyone who's taken a little time out of their

Thank you.

Loyal listener.

Trey and I love and appreciate you.

And I'm officially inducting you all as our Royal Highness.

I love that.

I mean, I, Yes.

I can't even add to that.

I think I'm feeling so emotional.

Um, anyway, I concur and Yes.

Yes.

100%.

Thank you for being with us and for sharing and, you know, supporting we'd love that.

Well, ironically, Chelsey, do think that we have a little extra time today to do a Royal.

Yeah, of course, because we need to highlight one of our loyal listeners.

Let's do it right now.

Maybe it's time for someone.

Clearly every review for our show is a Royal Review!.

And today we have one from get ready, capital C money, sign capital E ampersand

How would you, how would you.

Read that see.

S C N dot.

And,

I don't know.

well, this is their Review!

five stars.

I can't get enough.

My only complaint is that I can't get enough.

You guys are hilarious.

I'm seeing reviews in a whole new light.

I will always judge reviews.

I read based on your criteria now, emoji of a smiling nerdy glasses.

Cry laughing face emoji, a ghost emoji and the two heart emoji

Well, thank you.

See money.

That's so sweet.

That's so sweet of you to say.

And also really is yes.

Handing what we just had in our Royal Highness.

I know isn't that crazy?

I surely mean see any of that coming honestly, so amazing.

Wow.

What a wonderful energy here at the end of our 50th episode,

Oh, my God.

I can't even believe it's almost been a full year.

As you guys know.

Not only does every review for our show, make us jump for joy clearly, but they

Exactly.

And if you love us and want to show some support, leave us a review on apple podcasts

And who knows you might just be featured and have your own view read on the show.

We did a queen.

What a find episode.

Oh gosh.

maybe been my favorite round on the R U a R Q a Ferris wheel of James

It's been my favorite round of an argue and RQ verse.

We'll have James as well.

Thank you for joining us today, James.

And all of you listeners, if you like, what you heard, please do us a favor.

Share the show.

Tell a friend.

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on today's after show pod, we are rating and reviewing a one-star Amazon

From straight A's to triple X.

Okay.

All right.

it sounds like a porn.

Funny.

You should say that.

So to find out what made Chelsey say,

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