Hello,

We are currently out of the office and unable to pretend to be productive at this time. While away, please enjoy this Out of Office Replay.

If your matter is urgent, please contact someone who still has the emotional capacity to care. Otherwise, we'll get back to you when we return, refreshed, recharged, and still wildly underqualified.

Thank you for your patience during this period of strategic avoidance.

"Work From Home" is the launch episode about remote-work dynamics and corporate culture.