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February 2023 Horoscopes: SAD Lamps and Snafus
Episode 308th February 2023 • Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast • Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny
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Unfortunately, Susan Miller doesn’t predict the fabulous forecast that Aquarians deserve for their birthday month. But Laura and Alex are here to show support and wish Aquarians all the best. Better times are ahead in March! 

This episode begins with a recap of the Note, which consists of not much more than descriptions of Astrology Zone’s many apps and how you can buy them. However, readers in Dallas should get themselves to the Coyote Ridge Golf Club for lunch with Susan, which may or may not include some delicious chicken salad. 

The gals then tell Aquarius, Taurus, and Scorpio what to expect from February. Overall, they’re not the most positive horoscopes Susan has ever written (to say the least), but as she reminds her readers many times this month, at least February is only 28 days long. 

And of course, Laura and Alex have to discuss Susan’s thoughts on Valentine’s Day 2023. In a shocking turn of events, Susan doesn’t have high hopes for the day itself, which could explain why she doesn’t give her usual heteronormative recommendations for how to celebrate. There are no rose petals this year; only SAD lamps. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 6:10

Aquarius: 12:01

Taurus: 21:57

Scorpio: 29:02

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