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Breaking Bad S3E5 - Bathroom Hubris
Episode 4 • 27th June 2023 • Last Time On • What Happened Here Productions
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Hello and welcome to last time on.

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on.

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This is the watch cast for people who wanna watch

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all this prestige television.

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But honestly, who's got time for all that?

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I know.

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I don't.

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I'm Jafa

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and I'm Ben

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and we're in the middle of our breaking bad watch through.

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Yeah.

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Which, just to elevate this point, watching half of

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Breaking Bad would take you.

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What about 30 episodes?

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We've done it in four.

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That's right.

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efficiency.

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We are quite efficient.

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That is the name of the game here on last time On, today we'll be

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reviewing season three, episode five.

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Moss.

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Oh, okay.

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I thought it was mass and they spelled it wrong.

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No, no.

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no.

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Uh, it, it's Moss.

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Oh, okay.

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I was, I I was wondering like, are they gonna go to Boston?

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And now, now we're cooking chowder.

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Jesse, we gotta make the chowder.

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I man, if this show takes that turn,

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it just becomes a cooking show

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just becomes the wire.

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or

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Or, oh, that's Baltimore.

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Oops.

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Yeah.

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Uh, what am I thinking?

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Boston?

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The, uh,

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the de the departed.

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It just becomes the departed

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the town.

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Um, now Chef White, how do you get your clam chowder So immaculate.

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It's chemistry.

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You respect the chemistry tree.

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Chef white.

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I saw a totally unhinged post on the internet earlier today that was conflating

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that Chef Boy Rd was actually Dracula.

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Interesting.

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So, Dracula is the, the last of the boy line.

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So boy, r d Boy, r d for Dracula.

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Um,

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and then also like the timeline for when Dracula gets

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killed and when Chef Boy Rd immigrates to America is relatively close.

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a believable timeline, but more importantly, there's a lot of stuff in Dr.

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Dracula, the book about how Dracula prepares every meal

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mm-hmm.

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In that book.

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And it's all incredibly bland, like pasta and stuff.

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I feel like Chef Boyk would feel insulted for

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you to call his food bland.

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He a hundred percent would, by all accounts, actually a decent dude.

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Yeah.

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And purposefully misspelled his name.

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So you pronounced it right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Totally.

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Wasn't Ellis Island, who screwed that up?

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Well, that's on the can It is different than the way he spelled it.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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but yeah, that's a fun little flashback.

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Did you eat a lot of, uh, chef wey when you were a kid, Ben?

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I know I've told you this story, but now I can

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share it to our friends at home.

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Yeah.

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I.

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Was very, very sad in high school when going into my senior year for AP

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English, I had to pick two books from a, a list of AP English books to read.

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And one of them I read was Dracula.

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Yeah.

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I loved it.

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I got like really hooked on.

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Oh man.

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Like, uh, Brahm Stoker did a bunch of research and went, you know, to

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uh, the area and found out all this actual lore about, uh, the regional

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vampire myths and how cool it was.

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And I came to school like, ready, I want to talk to some nerds about vampires.

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And everybody's like, vampires, I love Anne Rice.

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And I was like, dang it.

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No, I don't wanna talk about sexy romance vampires.

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I want to talk like Castle and Will murder you vampires.

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Anne Rice has a little bit of both, but they're definitely

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skewed one way compared to the other.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Well, I can't really segue from that into eating Chef Boy

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Rd for a semester at college.

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So I guess I'll just leave it at that.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean

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no.

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It's, uh, your story's good.

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Fa I, I liked your story, Ben.

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I mean, it's not the,

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my story.

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A sad tale of college poverty.

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Yeah.

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I mean, we all have those.

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Yeah.

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If it helps it, and you know this, it is not my

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most embarrassing, I tried to engage with nerds in school story.

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That's true.

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But we'll leave that one on the table for another time.

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Uh, so this episode opens on a flashback,

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well, first

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might call it a, unaired last time on.

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I actually was a bit concerned, like, did I

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start playing the wrong thing?

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Oh, oh a hundred percent.

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Cuz it lines up too perfectly with the episode we watched last, which

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leads me to believe we might be stumbling upon something, Ben.

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Oh, what's that?

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We might actually be watching Breaking Bad as Intended.

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watching about a 10th of it,

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I was talking to dear friend of the podcast, Chris about

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this, and he had suggested that the order in which we watch episodes

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is kind of given its own title for people to follow along with.

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Much like the Famous Machete Order from Star Wars.

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Yes.

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Where you watched 42,356.

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4, 5, 2, 3, 6.

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Yeah.

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Still.

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Yeah.

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Um, yeah, that makes more sense anyways, uh, that we could possibly

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be creating our own machete style order of the series by skipping around like we are.

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And so the last time on order, uh, it does have a little bit of credence

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after this because it feels like I, I legit stopped to make sure I was

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watching the right episode because this flashback we get of Jesse spending the

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money for the RV and then spending it all at a strip club with skinny Pete.

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Was that Skinny

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That was skinny Pete.

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Okay.

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How?

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Because they never say his name.

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You just recognize him.

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And also subtitles I watch with subtitles and it has character names,

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Ah, dang it.

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Man.

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Well, the, uh, that's one of my predictions, uh, done.

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Well, it's a flashback.

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So

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we,

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we flash back to skinny Pete.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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At the, in.

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The first episode.

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Yeah.

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Um, but it lines up so perfectly with the oldest shit from the RV

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that we had last episode, that it literally was just like, did I fuck up?

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Am I watching the next episode in order?

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Did I forget to skip ahead?

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Yeah.

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So like, Nope, I didn't, Nope.

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This is the right one.

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This just, I, I'm very happy about it because I, I appreciate

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the rv, but, uh, it makes me feel like the, the off touted, and complete BS

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line from sex and the city of, you know, new York's really the fifth character.

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This, this really feels like they're leaning into the RV

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is the third main character.

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Yep.

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So after the flashback, we go to theme,

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well, first, before that I will admit, I have

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never set foot in a strip club.

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Okay.

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I can in some ways, like I can understand the appeal.

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What I do not understand the appeal of is sitting in a back room

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watching your friend get a lap dance.

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That's weird.

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That feels weird.

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It's so fucking weird.

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Um, I

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I have been in like two strip clubs in my, well I have

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gone to two strip clubs where I didn't know someone and I was visiting

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them at work in my life, because I've done that outside of going to

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a strip club to go to a strip club.

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And I did not want to go, but it was a bachelor party and it was

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the thing that was happening.

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Mm-hmm.

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And I went to support my friend for the, and go on the bachelor

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party much more so than I was ever interested in going to a strip club.

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Uh, there.

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I don't know the reality in which this happens.

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Yeah.

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I'm by no means in aficionado.

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I have not been to enough strip clubs to speak with any kind of authority here.

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And to be perfectly honest, that was God.

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I think I was 19 or something like this was a long time ago.

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and it's just like, this feels fucking weird, man.

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Yeah.

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Ugh.

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So

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I had to wonder, cuz we see the outside of this

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place, it does not seem nice.

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It is not Henry vii.

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No.

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No.

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Uh, and at, at a certain point they have like five or six

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strippers in their one back room.

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And I'm just like, how many people does this place employ?

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Um,

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It might have been after closing because they're there quite late.

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I don't know what the, the hours are, the, the limits in, in, uh, New

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is fair, nor do I and I didn't want to Google it.

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Uh,

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No.

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I don't wanna know what that does to my algorithm, but,

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uh, I assume because they make it to morning and the parking lot is empty.

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Yeah.

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That they were there significantly later than normal operating hours.

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Fair.

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so yeah, we see this flashback, uh, we see the RV.

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we go to theme and we come back and we see Skyler and some rando named Ted

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They do a bit in this that I absolutely love, which is finding

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new ways to show how dumb Jesse is.

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He pays his friend combo to steal an rv and it's just like he

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doesn't ask any questions about it.

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yeah.

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Why are we at your parents' house?

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Yeah.

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So I just, I, I, if, if you were ever like, man, where am

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I gonna find an RV for $1,700?

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And somebody's just like, I can get you an RV for $1,700.

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Do not give that man $1,700.

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All right.

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So we go to theme and when we come back we see Skylar

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and some rando names Ted, who's got

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fuck is Ted?

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Who the fuck is Ted?

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We find, actually, we find out who Ted is in this episode.

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Yes.

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Uh, we find out Ted is Skylar's boss.

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Uh, we also find out Ted has a heated bathroom floor,

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which doesn't seem like something you'd need in New Mexico.

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A agreed like this.

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this is bathroom hubris

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right here.

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Right.

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Like I have considered, uh, I mean I just redid my kitchen last summer.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, when I moved into the new house here, I had considered a

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heated floor in my fucking Michigan kitchen and decided against

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because it really wasn't necessary.

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No.

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Um, I do think I'm gonna do one when I read you the breezeway, but

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that is a significantly colder room.

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Yeah.

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Like bathroom.

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I understand.

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Yeah.

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But,

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But,

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Uh,

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New Mexico though, Mexico

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no,

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no.

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This is not required.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So I don't know at this point in the episode, had, did you think

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that Skyler and Walt were split?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Um, which was one of my predictions.

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Yes.

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so I might've just been riding for that.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, especially considering it cuts from Skylar sleeping with

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another man to Walt in the closet.

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Yeah.

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I

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wondered if maybe this was not subtle,

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not the case though.

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He's just taking a phone call in there, with Jesse who was at Saul's

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office, and the relationship has clearly deteriorated significantly.

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Ben, what happened?

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Her,

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I am so glad you asked me this Jafa, because I have an answer.

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Fantastic.

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You know who we no longer see Ping around with?

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With Jesse.

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who come,

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Ritter.

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Oh,

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Oh, that's true.

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Yes.

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My assumption is in our interim, as I mentioned,

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Kristen Ritter became a problem.

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Okay?

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Tried to, uh,

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the Yoko Ono to our meth.

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Beatles

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to, blackmail Jesse, caused like a whole mess.

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is the reason why the heat that we see bearing down on

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them is starting to bear down.

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Okay?

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Okay?

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She lets slip.

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Oh my, you know, dumb ass boyfriend is going out into the

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desert and an RV to cook meth.

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Mm-hmm.

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and, Walt had to get rid of her.

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Oh.

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Walt holds this completely, understandably against Jesse.

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I had to murder this young woman because you couldn't

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keep your, crimes to yourself.

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Mm-hmm.

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and we're done.

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So that is, that is what Hak Oh, okay.

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Over at the rv, Hank and Gomez are scoping it out.

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at an rv.

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Yes.

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At N rv, not the rv.

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Also Gomez.

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I was so happy.

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Gomez is still a going concern.

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Yeah.

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Although that seems like it might not be the case coming forward.

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Uh, but I do think, well, we'll talk about that when

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we get to our past predictions.

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Um, but yeah, so I'm guessing they are, they're hot on the trail of

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Jesse based off of the conversation from earlier where Walt was talking

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about him still cooking in the rv.

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Walt is not cooking right now,

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but he was given a big bag of money.

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He, someone gave him a big bag of money, which

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is part of the concern here.

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Mm-hmm.

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Anyways, Hank crawls up to the top and finds out it's the wrong rv.

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Uh,

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which part of me, like, I understand if just from a writing

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perspective, you're like RVs, they've got those little ladders on them.

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Like, oh, how fun would it be to like, have Hank like sneaking

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surreptitiously outta the roof?

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You can knock, get on that thing without shaking that whole fucking

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rv.

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Everyone will be firmly aware.

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And the, the sidings, the roofing on an RV is not thick.

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You would just be making clank, clunk, clank clunk as you're

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skimming or across the roof.

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Yeah.

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There is no way he surprises the couple in that RV like he does.

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Yeah.

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I would not describe Hank as, uh, def to foot.

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No.

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Uh, he does not te strike me as a terribly sneaky individual on a good day.

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No.

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And this is not a good

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He is this, he does not have a high deck skill.

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Uh,

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no.

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Uh, Hank does clear it all up with the owners as Gomez tells

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him that he's moving to Texas.

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I am so mad.

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I am legit livid.

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They're getting rid of my boy Gomez.

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don't know that he, he we're skipping ahead.

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We don't know how many episodes Ben Gomez could be back.

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I know Gomez maybe had another project to go work on the actor,

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and this was just their way of veering him off for a little bit.

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I'm just distraught that they're writing off my boy Gomez.

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That's fair.

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I suppose you owe me a lifetime of not laughing at puns, so I

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won't take this too personally.

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I gotta say what the hell is going on in the scene because

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we're 13 minutes into this episode and we're still getting credits.

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I hadn't noticed that.

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13 minutes in and we're still getting fucking credits.

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That's obscene.

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That is a lot.

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Hank goes home for a shower while Marie complains

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about work-life balance.

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and apparently her psycho morning routine is a going concern.

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And they do have an argument about like, it's okay after what happened in Mexico.

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And I'm just like, what the fuck happened in Mexico?

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This is one of those times where I'm really starting to

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regret, our method of watching.

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There's a bit later that made me like really, like I desperately want

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to go back and find out what is the reference for this and I'm sad I can't.

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So, we get to that.

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There's a little bit in between.

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We hear us hearing about El Paso.

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Yes.

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And I do have a theory.

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Okay.

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So we'll get there.

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Right now Marie is just like, Hey, I talked to go Mrs.

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Gomez.

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Yeah, I know they're leaving.

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I assume you are like.

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Like,

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You're going with them, right?

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Yeah.

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Like, and he's just like, no, this is long term and I'm not

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going, I'm sticking around here.

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The reality is he wasn't invited.

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Mm-hmm.

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Because he, he didn't know.

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But after all of this, Hey, it's Juan Carlos Baito.

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Yes.

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Uh, there was a, there's like, if you could say, Ben, what if

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you could have like two things in this room with you right now?

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I would say big bag of money and Juan Carlo Esposito.

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Fair enough.

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that's, that's what, Walt has at this

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one.

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I knew he was in this show.

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Yes.

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He's very famously in this show.

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I think this show was his big break.

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I don't know the timeline.

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I know, he was in other things.

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Yeah.

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I know he was famously, uh, I don't know how famously, importantly for me,

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he's Pierce's brother in community.

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Yes.

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, Track 2_001_1: I think this might be

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I think it, I think you are correct.

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you know, he was obviously he was a successful actor, rightfully so.

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He's very talented.

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Oh, yes.

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I believe later in my notes, after his, big speech at the end I was just like,

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I could listen to John Carlo Esposito, uh, read the back of a cereal box.

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Um,

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So he's like, Walt's meth boss.

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we find out Gus is his name.

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Not because of conversation, but because of the subtitles.

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Yes.

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and he's hired Jesse to cook solo and Walter's come to stop

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that since Jesse is not to be trusted.

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Yes.

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Because he made him kill Kristen Ritter.

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I kind of buy the, the theory, Ben, I, I, it makes sense.

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Um, I

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I really liked the scene because while I've very much

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enjoyed chaotic criminals being stupid, because the people I know

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from like growing up who mm-hmm.

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Did crime stuff, none of them were what I would call competent.

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this was fun just to see two smart, competent criminals being competent.

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Yeah.

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they have a really, this is a great scene.

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I love

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Oh, absolutely.

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Gus says, , the quality is more or less the same

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between Walt and Jesse of meth,

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and that cut him deep.

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Walt does not believe, and he goes out of his way to say that.

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I don't, it's not that I disbelieve you because of ego in product of my own pride,

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you know, of, pride in my own product, but rather Jesse lacks the requisite

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respect of chemistry to be able to produce something anywhere near that I can.

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Yep.

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Not thinking that, I don't know.

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Maybe he's been watching you do this and he can just follow the

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right?

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they decide to go for a drive and by decide, I mean Gus and sis.

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Yeah.

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And then

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And then we cut to, Marie watching the baby

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while Skylar is out cheating.

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Yep.

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Which

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I am very happy to be wrong about that prediction.

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Which one?

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I predicted that the baby wasn't going to make it.

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Yes.

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That would've been fucking tragic

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and sad.

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for sure.

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So happy to be wrong there.

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But also, Hey, unstable sister.

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watch my child while I go cheat on my husband.

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Like bad decisions all around here.

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Yeah.

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They talk about, neither of their husbands have been the same.

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obviously Walt with his experience with cancer and then Hank because

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of what happened in El Paso,

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someone got blown up.

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Yeah.

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We don't have context here, so I'm gonna go ahead and say last time on,

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Oh, okay.

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Walt made some thermite and blew a dude up

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while Hank was on their trail.

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that I can, I can buy that.

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it lines up with what we've seen him do already and it

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would make some sense to be something kind of fucking horrific to witness.

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yeah.

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Apparently

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keeps them on the same path.

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shit went down, people got blown up.

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I am now really, really worried about my boy Gomez in El Paso.

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You should be maybe, I don't know.

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We'll find out.

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I guess maybe we won't.

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Maybe we won't find out.

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Ben, maybe you gotta go back and watch this show just to

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find out what happens with

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with Gomez.

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Can't do that.

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That's not how it works.

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Well, we'll finish this show at some point and then you can

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go back and watch it at your leisure.

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cause then I'm be, I'll have to be watching the next thing.

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That's fair there.

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There's time in between.

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It's not like you also have to watch Babylon five for another podcast

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right?

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Yep.

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And possibly v very soon.

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I'm gonna be busy podcasting a lot.

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Yep.

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Anyways.

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so Gus has taken Walt to a Laer.

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Yeah.

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With a secret basement.

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and a

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upgraded non-mobile meth lab with some industrial

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equipment and a quota of 200 pounds of meth per week to fair.

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how many contractors do you think were required to

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build that lifting laundry machine?

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Secret tunnel?

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So not as many as you might think.

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The basement was probably built with the original building.

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Yes.

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So nobody in the original construction of the building probably knows.

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All you'd have to do theoretically is maybe take down

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a segment wall that was not load bearing that would kind of like.

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like

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Turn the staircase into what we would normally

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consider a staircase instead of being a hole in the floor.

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Cuz there'd be a wall there to stop people from falling into the hole in

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the wall or the hole in the floor.

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Mm-hmm.

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Right?

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, and then

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you're cooking meth, you're not worried about OSHA or building coats.

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Well, you've gotta get rid of that to fit the laundry machine on top.

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On top of it.

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Yeah.

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But those laundry machines lift up and dump like that.

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That's not a special feature in that laundry machine.

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That's how you empty them.

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Okay.

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So it is a, it is a industrial tool per like perfectly Oh yeah.

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Designed.

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to hide a basement under a hundred percent.

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Um, the only thing would be is that there's probably, like the

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machine is probably on big old legs.

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Those big old legs probably have some stretchers on them.

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Mm-hmm.

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So there's probably a bit we don't see where they've kind of got a duck under,

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I'm guessing a two or three foot tall.

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metal

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like relationship to the staircase.

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Mm-hmm.

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There'd probably be a couple feet in a steel bar that was a stretcher for this

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that you have to like, kind of shimmy

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got a shimmy under or around they

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be a pain to get the meth back up out of.

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They might have cut that out.

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There's also a little elevator on the side it looked like.

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Yeah.

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Um, so they might be using that lift to move material in and out

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instead of using the secret entrance.

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That is probably a lot harder to access.

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Uh, but the, I assume you would need to access it a lot less.

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Okay.

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When

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you're bringing stuff in and when you're put,

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pulling stuff out and that's

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I just, I would hate like, As much as I've

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always wanted to work in a front.

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mm-hmm.

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I've always thought that that would be like a great

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job, just because it doesn't matter how much work you actually

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do, because that's not the point.

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And it's like, you mean I could work in retail, but I could like

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tell customers how I really feel.

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Tell me more.

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You mean like the guy at where we had dinner before

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recording where he hung up the phone and in the middle of the restaurant

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screamed customers or fucking idiots.

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Yes.

:

Yeah.

:

He, that, that was an interesting dining experience.

:

, I've had this feeling like every so often driving past a strip mall, you'll see

:

like an off brand cell phone repair shop.

:

Yeah.

:

With like 15 different cell phone cases on a peg board and that's it.

:

And you're just like, Oh, you're not actually a business, are you?

:

Probably not.

:

Um,

:

you go in with a broken Android and a broken iPhone,

:

you're like, Hey, I broke my iPhone.

:

We can't fix this.

:

We only do Android.

:

Do you hand your an broken an Android?

:

We only fix iPhones.

:

Yep.

:

So I guess then the only people you really had to be worried about for in this case

:

are the people who you had put the laundry machine over the, the hidden stairway.

:

Well,

:

Oh.

:

And the guys that made sure that the stairwell wall

:

wasn't load bearing, probably.

:

Um, unless it was like, I guess it's an industrial building, so it might

:

not have been a full size wall.

:

Well, and

:

it might have been very easy to just look at it and

:

go, there's nothing on top of it.

:

It's obviously not load bearing.

:

And at this point, if your, employees are the kind of people

:

you can trust to be like, Hey, look the other way, while we bring meth chemicals

:

in and meth out, I was more worried like, are there six contractors going to, like,

:

sitting somewhere drinking a, a Coors?

:

Just like, yeah.

:

Uh, how did that meth job turn out for you?

:

Oh, I mean, it worked pretty great.

:

They got paid on time.

:

Yeah.

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Got paid on time,

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Inca.

:

Oh, absolutely.

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In cash.

:

I feel like I'm a pretty, I'm a pretty solid voice on that.

:

Uh, I feel pretty correct, having spent a lot of my time either working in

:

buildings that were under construction for work or daydreaming about building

:

secret passageways in my house

:

nearly

:

day of my life since I was eight.

:

Fair enough.

:

But I do love seeing this new lab.

:

It's got that new lab smell and everything.

:

Oh, yeah.

:

Now my question for you, Jafa.

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Yes.

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We have our quota, 200 pounds of meth.

:

Yeah.

:

Walt gets to set his own hours.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

Do you think Walt's a 10 99 employee?

:

Uh, I think it's cash only.

:

Yeah.

:

Oh, okay.

:

I'm assuming that this is all off the books.

:

Well, it's also he's not bringing his own equipment,

:

so Oh, yeah.

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So he would be w2.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

Um,

:

I was initially frustrated in this scene though,

:

because, Walt is clearly bolting at the idea and we don't hear the number.

:

Yeah.

:

We, we get the amount, we get like, here's your quota per week.

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Just work what you gotta do to do this.

:

We do get the amount at the end of the

:

At the end of the episode, but like, For Walt to be just so

:

flippantly like, no, I'm not doing this.

:

There is a price at which you will be doing this.

:

Walt, like, yeah, most people have some kind of, you know, dollar

:

amount at which you will do a thing you don't particularly want to do.

:

Uh,

:

for sure.

:

And it's just like, and you'll be making, you know, 1175 an hour

:

and Walt's like, yeah, no, screw you.

:

And it's like, what?

:

It's what I pay my employees.

:

I think it, we don't see it and we won't because it'd

:

probably be in the next episode or two.

:

but I think the long game here is, Gus knows that this is a short time gig.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

So he's paying for the expertise and more specifically, probably to train

:

someone, cuz it's not like he's gonna stop making meth after three months

:

because that's the term of the contract.

:

Well, it's gonna cook for three months for.

:

A million dollars a month or something?

:

$3 million for three months.

:

Yeah.

:

So a million dollars a month for three months.

:

And he doesn't have to worry about any of the shit he had to worry about before.

:

Yes.

:

so it's just pure profit for him.

:

him.

:

Doesn't have to worry about selling, he doesn't have to

:

worry about all kinds of stuff.

:

the goal there is that he trains someone and I wonder who this

:

character is cuz it's not Jesse.

:

No, my other thought was, I don't know how much meth you can actually

:

sell and is it just make me so much meth.

:

I can sell this for the next three years.

:

Yeah, that's fair.

:

I got no idea how much meth you can sell.

:

Um,

:

Or is, is it

:

I'm really not interested in learning.

:

Uh, I imagine that,

:

oh God, I could just, Florida man dies

:

after snorting expired meth.

:

Yeah.

:

You'd know if meth expired there, it'd be on the news.

:

it doesn't, it just doesn't get to that point.

:

Normally, I imagine Gus seems to have the kind of operation where his regional

:

footprint is significantly larger than Jesse's or anyone Jesse was working with.

:

Uh, so I don't think the quantity is going to be an issue for Guss.

:

No.

:

Um,

:

Um,

:

anyways, uh, we get family dinner that is just

:

built around awkward silence.

:

This did not sit well with me.

:

Yeah.

:

This was very difficult to watch.

:

No.

:

Especially cuz there's a bit where the baby's crying.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

And it is very clear.

:

There is so much tension going on here.

:

Yeah.

:

To the point where it seems like Walt isn't sure

:

he's allowed to touch the baby.

:

Yeah.

:

And

:

like he seems like, can I.

:

Can I comfort the child looking for any kind of like affirmation from Skylar?

:

Yeah.

:

And I'm like, well, you guys are having your little shitty staring contest.

:

No one is tending to the baby.

:

There is a fucking baby.

:

Help the goddamn baby.

:

Right.

:

Uh, Skylar does give Walt permission and as Walt holds the baby and like

:

cries, I'm guessing this might be the first time Walt holds the child.

:

Yeah.

:

Skylar leaves.

:

Yeah.

:

Like can't even be in the room while he's holding the baby.

:

Hank meanwhile has gone through every RV that matches the description.

:

Gomez is having a going away party.

:

Hank says some casually racist shit and gets a break

:

if it's casual.

:

I think this is ranked racist.

:

He's being casual about it.

:

The racism itself is not casual.

:

It did make me like, yes, of course Hank is the guy where

:

you see a person carrying a cake to a party and you're like, ah.

:

But one more thing.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

Skylar cleans up Walt's room, which stills the nursery and finds

:

a black bag filled with money.

:

bag of money, hundreds

:

of thousands of dollars,

:

probably millions,

:

quite possibly.

:

it's a ton of money.

:

Yes.

:

after this we find out Tom is Skylar's boss during what I

:

thought was a therapy session.

:

Me too.

:

And then we find out it's her lawyer who's all like, you're using me as a very

:

expensive and undertrained therapist.

:

Yes.

:

And that lawyer knows about Walt,

:

and Walt knows about Ted.

:

Yeah.

:

That was surprising.

:

Yeah.

:

so Skylar wants a divorce but won't sign the papers to do a non-mutual divorce.

:

Right.

:

She only wants a divorce if Walt wants a divorce, but she

:

wants Walt to want a divorce.

:

The fuck.

:

It's amazing that we made it this far into the show and this

:

is the first time I felt lost.

:

We've watched four episodes in three and a half seasons, and this

:

is the first moment I truly felt, I had no idea what was going on.

:

Well, so we find out this is, and this is an important thing,

:

we find out the relationship between Skylar and Ted is not just a fair

:

partners, but it's that it's her boss.

:

Yeah.

:

Which kind of lends some credence to the Marie calling

:

being like, aren't you at work?

:

And she's like, yeah.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

You're sneaking away from

:

work.

:

I'm looking at my boss right now.

:

Yeah.

:

so we don't know what Skyler does and we don't know what her boss does,

:

which is where I need to ask you Jaire.

:

what happened?

:

Her,

:

I can tell you what didn't happen here.

:

Well, that's not what I asked you.

:

No, but you wanna know it.

:

It's Skyler didn't write anything.

:

Oh, I, I firmly believe that.

:

I don't think she, I don't think Ted is a copy editor.

:

100%.

:

Ted is not a copy editor.

:

No copy editor has heated floors in their bathroom in New Mexico.

:

No.

:

Um, obviously she Walt, uh, with, with sickness and her not

:

knowing about the meth for a period of time and not having money because

:

they were clearly in dire straits for money for most of last season.

:

Um, had to get a side gig somewhere.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

Uh,

:

I bet you it is a write a gig that she's just

:

not doing that would like she's a technical writer or something.

:

I, I, my gut was telling me she worked for a real estate company.

:

I dunno.

:

Well, they need writers too, like, I mean, they

:

still do for another couple weeks.

:

Chad GBTs probably about to put all of them out of business.

:

Sure, sure.

:

but

:

yeah, some kind of like, uh, some kind of

:

writer of copy of some variety.

:

just technical bullshit writing manuals for products, something like that.

:

that.

:

Cuz uh, her, a boss here strikes me as the type of like a

:

project manager or something a maybe works at a, a place that makes a thing.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

So I think that's the kind of job she would end up in knowing that

:

she couldn't or didn't write her novel.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

All right.

:

Yeah.

:

Yeah.

:

So one thing that, jumps out to me in this, lawyer scene

:

mm-hmm.

:

Skylar decides to tell another person, Hey, giant

:

bag of crime money in my house.

:

Yeah.

:

This house is going to get robbed.

:

There's gonna be a break in.

:

in.

:

Yeah.

:

I mean, the lawyer, I'm sure is on some confidentiality deal, knows

:

too much at this point anyways.

:

Can't be a mandatory reporter, that kind of thing.

:

because she knows that Walter's a drug, a drug manufacturer.

:

Yes.

:

or the very least involved in the drug trade.

:

And so she's like, there's a bag of money in your home.

:

Guess what?

:

You're complicit now.

:

Well, and, but it's also, Hey, there's a bag of

:

money in this house over here that they can't go to the cops about.

:

Yeah.

:

You

:

You know, you do not have to be the scummiest of criminals or the

:

most unethical of divorce attorneys to be like, I know three guys who will go

:

in, put on ski masks and get me that bag.

:

It's true.

:

I'm sure Saul knows someone.

:

Oh, I am sure.

:

Anyways, when Sky Lu gets home, waltz is cleared out of the nursery,

:

leaving only divorce papers behind.

:

Where's the baby?

:

Yeah.

:

This is one of the problems about introducing children into TV shows

:

is like for as much crap as people gave, like 24 about when do they go

:

to the bathroom, it's like it's not following one character for 24 hours.

:

There are times in between.

:

you don't have time without a under one year old.

:

When she gets home, Walt has cleared up the nursery, leaving

:

only divorce papers behind.

:

Yep.

:

Saul is still tending to Jesse,

:

who's getting clean.

:

Yeah, he's sober.

:

Good for him.

:

if I had only believed that it wasn't, forced upon him

:

by his own terrible behavior,

:

Oh, yes.

:

That is absolutely last, last time on Jesse did too much meth.

:

Yeah.

:

I'm sure that's what happened.

:

I mean, I can still be supportive of someone getting clean, but,

:

get your shit together, dude.

:

Which hopefully he is.

:

Anyways, Saul facilitates a meeting between Walton and Jesse, where Walt

:

gives Jesse his share of what he received, but tells Jesse he's done.

:

Gus is only involved Jesse to get to Walt, and he's decided to cook again.

:

After all, Saul immediately abandons Jesse for 5% of Walt's new deal to launder.

:

Yep.

:

Jesse destroys the front windshield.

:

Jesse destroys the front windshield of the Aztec.

:

goes full Juan Cortez here

:

here.

:

On his way out, Hank tracks down the RV to who it was stolen

:

fun fr to who it was stolen.

:

Hank tracks down the RV to whom it was stolen from, which is combo's mom and

:

sees a picture of him and Jesse together.

:

Yes,

:

that's our episode.

:

Which man, like have you, I

:

I don't

:

know if it is just some cultural thing or something.

:

I have never seen a shrine to a dead person.

:

Uh, and like I

:

know,

:

I see it in movies and stuff, but I've never actually seen,

:

like, like I've been to places where, you know, we have a family member who died.

:

Yeah.

:

But I've never seen actually in real life, Cena, we kept

:

their room just the way it was.

:

Uh, Yeah.

:

With, with combos, half eaten combos still here?

:

I, I have.

:

I didn't know if.

:

If like, preserved room was like something that actually exists out

:

there, and I just never encountered it.

:

Like I, for a long time thought like school nurses were a joke that just

:

like got left into stuff because none of my schools ever had a school nurse.

:

The, I would say your, your school probably needed

:

a school nurse more than my school.

:

It's probably,

:

had two.

:

Yeah.

:

And so that's one thing, like I've, I've found out recently, like my

:

experience in this was not the norm.

:

yeah.

:

So I was, this is one of those things where it's just

:

like, well, you grew up in a, a rural town.

:

Yeah.

:

A population of

:

8,000.

:

8,000.

:

Yeah.

:

That is my graduating, like my high school had half of your town attending it.

:

it.

:

Fair.

:

you know, like my graduating class was

:

over a thousand people, so.

:

Yep.

:

Yeah.

:

I mean, my high school class was 300.

:

I don't know why.

:

Yeah.

:

Yeah.

:

Cause it was a 1200 person school.

:

Yeah.

:

Yeah.

:

So yeah, your graduating class was my entire high school.

:

Yeah.

:

Okay.

:

Yeah, no, it does happen.

:

It's just, I don't think it's particularly common.

:

All right.

:

Well it's time to roll and see where we're gonna watch next.

:

Get these dicey boys rolling our 3D four.

:

All right.

:

And that is a nine.

:

Okay.

:

so we are skipping ahead to season four episode one,

:

which I'll look up the description for after we make our predictions.

:

So I can start us off with my first set of predictions.

:

Uh, my first prediction, which I'm, I'm, I think I'm gonna call this one.

:

Skyler never actually writes anything.

:

You get the point.

:

Yeah,

:

I get the point.

:

So I'm gonna give myself a big check mark there.

:

Uh, my second prediction is Bogden gets run over by a car in the car wash.

:

It is a feelgood moment.

:

I firmly believe this happened.

:

Uh, but we haven't seen any positive.

:

Uh,

:

yeah.

:

We just have no way of knowing

:

prime time

:

time.

:

Gomez

:

murdered violently by Hank.

:

I feel like the by Hank might be my problem here.

:

I agree.

:

Too specific.

:

Yep.

:

But that's the point of these, the primetime predictions.

:

If they were e gimmies.

:

They, they wouldn't be primetime predictions I had Jesse is gonna

:

get shot still on the table.

:

Yes.

:

Always on the table.

:

Came really close Last time

:

he did.

:

Walter Cheats on his wife.

:

This might have happened.

:

It

:

might have, but I don't think so.

:

We don't have confirmation yet.

:

And it's, uh, and then Walt's cancer diagnosis is incorrect.

:

We found that to not be true.

:

But the how terminal it was

:

yes.

:

Was incorrect.

:

Yeah.

:

But only because of treatment and modern medicine.

:

Yes.

:

ahead.

:

Daytime, Jesse accidentally spills a pack of meth because it

:

isn't sealed still on the table

:

and firmly believe it has happened many times.

:

Uh, Marie comes out to visit and steals Walt's

:

hat is my evening prediction.

:

Uh, t b d, uh, we, we didn't see the hat.

:

This episode.

:

The hat might actually be outta play.

:

Yeah.

:

And then primetime, Hank.

:

catches Walt.

:

Walt cuts him in on the operation, not the

:

to be the case.

:

Uh, mine,

:

yet.

:

uh, Tuco ends up working for Walt.

:

That does not seem to be the case.

:

No, Tuco seems to be off the board.

:

Uh, evening.

:

Hank has to choose between Maries Kleptomania and his job.

:

He picks his job.

:

Doesn't seem like he got pushed that far and, uh, primetime, no

:

one ever actually tries to turn.

:

Walt and Jesse in Every problem is only because of their own

:

par paranoia and naivete.

:

That does still seem to be the case.

:

They are their own worst enemies.

:

I'd say that's on the table.

:

Yeah, but we're one to go away right now from that not being the case.

:

Yeah.

:

Or one Kristen Ritter.

:

Uh,

:

All right.

:

Uh, the last set of predictions I made upgrade with two Gs.

:

Uh, I, this is a two, I put two things in here.

:

One that Walt was probably gonna stop cooking.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

Which we know to be the case.

:

And the other is that they are going to not cook in the RV anymore

:

and their operation would improve.

:

That is clearly the case.

:

Mm-hmm.

:

I think I get a point.

:

I, I think so.

:

All right.

:

Uh, my evening was Skylar finds out about Walt likely from the

:

diaper box with a gun, but maybe something else clearly also the case.

:

Yes.

:

So I'm gonna give myself those two points as well.

:

And then my evening prediction.

:

Thank Christ they didn't lose the baby.

:

Yeah.

:

Uh, still on the table though.

:

Yeah.

:

Well, yeah,

:

Yeah, we'll, we'll see.

:

So, then my last, last episode, Kristen Ritter

:

becomes a ca all caps problem.

:

I firmly believe that did happen.

:

let's see if we see her at the very least.

:

We got one more episode.

:

Let's see if we

:

see if we see her again.

:

my evening.

:

the RV explodes.

:

I firmly believe this can happen.

:

Um,

:

maybe it happened at the end of last episode, which is why

:

we get the flashback with the RV now.

:

Yeah.

:

And why he can't find it.

:

Um,

:

but with my, my feelings now, they probably are that the RV

:

is going to be a constant concern and they keep circling back around to it.

:

Alright.

:

and then a last, my primetime skinny peat is never, never seen, but is

:

called at least three more times.

:

Well, that immediately

:

it's flashback and I feel like you're talking about the future.

:

Yeah.

:

But.

:

we'll see if they ever reference Skinny Pete again.

:

Yep.

:

All right.

:

My predictions for this most recent episode.

:

No one.

:

We're skipping nine ahead.

:

Daytime, Walt and Jesse bury the hatchet and cook together again.

:

my daytime, Jesse and Walt reconcile

:

my primetime, Walt and Jesse's rift deepens leading to them

:

becoming rivals on the meth scene.

:

Ooh, hedging my bets.

:

Sir, what's your prime time?

:

Uh, or my evening?

:

Or, or Oh yeah, sorry.

:

Your e Oh, I messed them up.

:

Okay.

:

Uh, yeah.

:

Okay.

:

So yeah, that was my evening, not my prime

:

Okay.

:

Uh, my evening is, they are back in the rv, but to live Oh.

:

Walt is now out of his house.

:

I'm saying, thinking he's moved into the rv.

:

I,

:

well, my primetime prediction is Walton

:

Skylar, get back together.

:

Uh, that

:

Which seems to be opposed to your primetime prediction.

:

Well, yeah.

:

Uh, or season four is just, they go on a nice, uh, trip to all

:

of America's national pucks.

:

Uh, and then my primetime is, uh, Gus becomes a chicken magnate

:

and leaves the drugs behind.

:

I'm

:

I am sorry.

:

Uh, we are expanding into the Midwest.

:

My attention is needed elsewhere.

:

All right.

:

Skipping nine ahead to season four, episode one.

:

The season premiere of what is technically the last season,

:

I think, or is there five?

:

There's five.

:

All right.

:

Uh, we've got episode one box cutter after a tense third season cliffhanger that saw

:

Walt and Jesse laboring for their lives.

:

They wait anxiously to see what Gus will do next.

:

Okay.

:

Okay,

:

well

:

I feel good about one of my predictions right now.

:

I think we're both gonna be getting a point in short order

:

next episode, but until then, uh, we'd like to say thank you to Ripe.

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Yeah, fucking what?

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I still don't believe this is

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weird.

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Whoa.

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Um, we haven't gotten to record thank yous yet, listener for a, uh,

:

peek behind the curtain as it were.

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Uh, we've been recording without our thank yous cuz we weren't sure and

:

how this was all going to settle out.

:

But Ripe is letting us use one of our absolute favorite songs,

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goon Squad as our theme music.

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Uh, they're currently touring until the end of August and you

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can check them out on Spotify or wherever you listen to music.

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Do it.

:

They're fucking excellent.

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I love this band.

:

I love this song.

:

And, uh, Ben, thank you for reaching out to them and getting, they're

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okay to use it as our theme song.

:

I don't believe

:

shot in the dark.

:

I did not think I would like, I didn't even expect to get a

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no back, so thank you so much.

:

Ripe.

:

Yeah.

:

And then, um, also our current podcast Art, uh, has some stock

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footage from Anton Lucina.

:

Uh, thank you for taking fo photographs and putting them up under Creative

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Commons on the internet so that small struggling artists who aren't making

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money with their stuff, like Ben and I can use them for our projects.

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Really appreciate you.

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