Description: Khayyam takes aim at our culture of perpetual offense, where trigger warnings abound and comedy needs a safety manual. From linguistic minefields to cancel culture's digital guillotine, this rant declares we've bubble-wrapped our souls into suffocation.

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Raw verbal blowtorch that reduces our precious sensitivities to ash. Because when did we start confusing discomfort with damage? The "perpetually aggrieved" practice their fainting routines while actual problems collect dust. This rant treats adults like... adults. Consider it exposure therapy for a generation that needs a safe space to discuss why safe spaces are unsafe. We've medicalized having feelings, then wonder why nobody can handle reality anymore.