From TSA security disasters to mysterious details surrounding the Epstein prison guards and the discovery of an ancient human species known as Homo floresiensis, this episode explores some of the strange stories from history and modern headlines that still don’t quite add up.

In this Wednesday Discovery episode of At The Mic with Keith Malinak, Keith is joined by guest host Brad Staggs of The Daily Mojo for a wide-ranging conversation through the odd corners of history, science, politics, and human behavior. What begins with technical chaos and airport security horror stories quickly expands into deeper questions about unexplained events, government secrecy, historical discoveries, and the stories that linger long after the headlines fade.

CHAPTERS

1. 00:00 When the Show Starts with Chaos
2. 05:20 The Epstein Guards Mystery
3. 16:57 TSA Horror Stories from the Front Lines
4. 20:10 UFO Secrecy and Government Silence
5. 35:10 Books That Change How You See History
6. 43:58 The Security Failures No One Talks About
7. 55:12 The Political Climate and the Road to the Next Election
8. 01:15:00 Where Is America Actually Headed?
9. 01:34:58 The Stories That Still Don’t Add Up
10. 01:40:00 Final Thoughts on the Mysteries of Our Time

What’s one story from history or the headlines that has never quite made sense to you?

I tell you how I feel but you don't care I say tell me the truth but you don't dare You say love is a hell you cannot bear And I say give me my back and then go there for all I care I got my feet on the ground and I don't go to sleep to dream You got your head in the clouds, you're not at all what you seem

am.

This This body and this voice cannot be stopped by your TV and way

I have never been so insulted in all my life I could swallow the seeds twice down all this pride First you run like a fool just to be at my side And now you run like a fool but you just run to hide and I can't abide I got my feet on the- Don't- But I sleep to dream You got your- Head in the clouds, yeah, not at all what you seem

This mom is body and this voice cannot be stifled by your TV ways So don't forget what I told you, don't come around, I got my own

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Don't make it a big deal Don't be so sensitive When I play a game You don't have to be so defensive

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And I don't go to sleep to dream You got your head in the clouds and you're not at all what you see

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This mom, this body and this voice cannot be stopped by your tears

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hello. my goodness. It has been a week and it's only Wednesday. Hi. Happy Wednesday to you. I hope your world is just peachy because this has been the most challenging. I don't know. I think we're going back about 10 days now for me personally. I hope things are great with you. I will tell you that today's live stream has already been

plagued with issues. might have noticed that the music usually starts around 10 till. So you get about 10 minutes of music before we go live. I think you got about four today. And poor Brad. See, I can't even say that I know just a little bit of a technical thing. I know nothing with this stuff that puts us on the air. I don't understand it at all. Thank goodness I was sitting next to Ron Phillips of the Daily Mojo.

the other night at dinner and I was able to order some things and that wasn't enough. I have been so behind in life that I actually I had to order an ethernet cable while I sat here. I was like crap because I never got around to doing that and I'm sitting here like that's right I was gonna get that and I was gonna yeah that's how insane it's been. So we will join Brad Stagg shortly with his W team.

Wednesday show. I'm just checking. Hi. Wait, do you want to be on now or do you want to wait to? Hi. Did you want to be on?

wait until do I want to wait until some of this makes sense is that what you're asking me?

I was just telling my audience, and now we're, see we're locked in here with Brad Staggs from the DailyMojo.com, because he does his show, and it's been a nightmare for him trying to get this thing to work today. Because we thought when I got the ethernet cable, which I was just telling my audience, I forgot to order until... I'm so... Shout out to Guillermo. It's not here. Uh-huh. no. It usually is.

It's you. It's not you. Hold on a second. need to, you know what? Here, hold on. No, no, no.

Hey, hey, can you hear me? You should ask your audience if they can hear me because Brad cannot hear me through his show.

Hey everybody, can you hear me? No. Can you hear Keith?

me that's the question so here we

And that's an excellent question I think people should be asking themselves right now.

me listen to this. Okay, all right. Okay, so I think on mine it sounds like we're working. I don't know about yours. So I'm just rolling with it, man. And thank goodness I don't have a guest today. You and I could just do this for the next two hours. Just saying, hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me now?

We could do that, yeah? could. Hold on, just, hold on, had to turn on my lights. Ouch, sorry, I almost stepped on the cat.

no, poor duck kitty.

I realized that all my lights weren't on and then that would have been a disaster.

yeah. I'm just gonna look over here. In fact, what was so weird is that while we were, when we got, I'm sorry, when you got everything working over there, then it went out again, like, and you weren't touching anything. So I...

I've been changed!

You don't know that. You do not know that I wasn't touching you.

You can see your hands, that's true. But it's been so frustrating, I've been frustrated for you. Let's put it that way. Where's that other one though? I don't-

There's my hand.

That's not funny, I only have one hand.

no, how awkward for me, sorry.

Go ahead, stand up, Judy. God love ya. Where's Judy? Judy's dead. Judy, don't worry about standing up then.

Hold on a second. So now I need to...

Hold on a second. Hey, yeah, yeah, I can hear me on your stream. Everything's working. Isn't that great? But you can only hear me through mine, is that right?

Now I hear you through this one now too. I don't know what the hell's going on.

Okay cool, can I just point something out here? You've got so much tea in you that you added it. You ended up adding it to your website I see. It says at real Brad stags on your stream, the daily tea mocho.com.

that key!

Well, we like to advocate for tea, a lot. And, I blame that on you.

Why would I want to, okay, why, hold on a second, in that case, hang on, in this, I believe I have, no, believe I have the,

I want to be more intimate with your audience.

I believe I have the right...

Remain silent! Yes! Yeah! Wait, what?

No, that's not it.

So let me just show, let me just show the camera.

Where's the extra T?

But wait, I don't know. Hang on, hang on. Those are at the printer still. Hang on. Now watch this magic trick. Whoa, and then at my audience, it's Wild Card Wizards, yeah? Wild Card Wizards, that's very professional on that side.

That is, that is, that is crazy. That is so crazy. I don't even, I don't even know how to explain that. That is so crazy.

Hold on, I just thought of a... considering how replete with problems this whole exercise already is today, can you believe Bradley... Your middle name starts with a J, right?

I'm thinking about changing it to T just to have an excuse.

Bradley T Staggs, I just realized there is no imbibing within reach. There's nothing in this room that is of any alcoholic content, What is happening?

And you don't know what you did with it, do you?

It's down there. I'm moving all the bottles of strict carry-action. She would like all that extra space above the fridge So maybe I should and then it'll just be you know what let's get look at this. You know what? don't need this. I don't need this. Whatever. What is this a sign or something? I don't need that. There we go I got there's a mic There's a microphone back there that I don't even don't even use it's a blue yeti and it sucks because the wire behind it is always It's a

I don't think, I think you can tear most of it down.

a second, you got, which yeti is it? Is it the tall, is it the ball one, or is it the tall one? Oh it's that one, oh that's right, that's the one that, yes, that's the one that.

ball or.

just fell that's like the American flag you don't let Richard Simmons touch the ground my gosh what is happening here

You've got issues. I'm just going to say that.

Can I just say, this is gonna be, I am in the shadow of a nervous breakdown. I'll just let you know. So I don't care what you see back here. I don't care. I need to go downstairs. I need to get some alcohol.

We were talking about this before the whole disaster here occurred. That you were on the verge of tears today.

is

I'm louder where?

Hands, everybody, want to see everybody's hands right now.

I need thumbs up if we both have the same similar levels on both streams. And if it's not, then what you need to do is you need to be very specific in the chat and say, Brad's louder on his or louder on yours or whatever.

And here's why. should, because they're not stupid, except that one guy. the reason is we are doing this unconventionally through two different mechanical platforms. so there's like 18, we shouldn't be able to do it this way. We were told that we couldn't do it this way. Beginning to believe them. But they said we couldn't do it this way.

He's a dumbass.

Brad's louder on my X-Feed. I gotta fix you. Hang on, I gotta pull you down. I believe this happened. I see why you're loud. Hang on. Hang on. Now... Why am I loud? Well, somehow the settings got... I don't know how they... I just checked them before we went live and somehow another ghost in the machine changed your settings to I'm gonna tell you... No, hang on. Hang on. back. This... Hang on.

I was married twice. That already happened.

a minute. What happened? This is what happened.

Hold on, YouTube! How is YouTube fine and X is not? What? See, there's processing happening at websites that we aren't privy to. What's up, kitty cat?

I don't know if you can see what I'm sharing over there.

you because if you can if you can see that that that that is and let me see if I I'm over here and I come down here and I hit play you should be able to hear it okay as well

I like it.

Yeah.

video.

Hey, knock it off. It's midnight. Give me that horn.

This is a problem.

Knock it off! It's midnight! Give me those! Hey! Hey! Quit it! It's midnight! Give me that pipe! No more playing tonight!

It's midnight! Hand it over!

It's red. Hey, stop. Pause it. Hold on. I think what's being missed in this, and just for the record, I can't see the Mojo chat. But let me just point this out. This kitty cat, it's impressive that he can play all these instruments. That's not the big instrument. I mean, that's not the big impressive part of this. What's impressive is that he apparently can tell time and is always out there at midnight doing that shit.

That's what cats do.

can't either.

because that's cats do that. You you you don't know where they hide their watches, do you? That's why they're always showing you their butthole because that's where they show that's where they have their watches and when they're licking, they're really checking the time.

It's all making sense now, isn't it? You stop and stop.

on it.

because it makes sense. makes perfect sense. There's just something. I think I made the comment earlier today. You don't see dogs out on the porch at midnight pulling that crap.

Do you? mean, I've not seen it. That's not true.

Don't see dogs out there on the porch doing that shit at midnight. Always a cat.

Yeah, yeah. I've been awakened by cats much more in my life. Thank you. And dogs.

this this cat or did he go? He knocked this morning at I don't know four. He decided he was going to try to climb a ladder that was in the hallway. Don't ask me why there was a ladder in the hallway because I'm not going to tell you but he decided he would try to climb a ladder at four this morning and cats are so see they think they're so smart but they don't know how to balance on a ladder or maybe he does and he just didn't want to. He wanted to knock the whole damn ladder over. So, at four in the morning. Yeah, that's what he did.

Yeah.

Because cats are dicks.

Yeah, I mean, that's fair. I'm sorry. I'm not wrong. Now I'm just checking the audio everywhere. Now I'm just obsessed with that. Hang on. I mean, that's

I'm I'm gonna, switch over to.

Okay, alright, so YouTube, YouTube, my YouTube is... Hang on, Now gotta close it. It's gonna be two hours of us just checking audio and obsessing over it and it's gonna be, it's gonna be the most entertaining Wednesday show ever. I mean, we've only done a few of them, so I mean, it's not like the bar's that high. So hang on. Bear with me here, hang on.

I can

point. We, but see we're rebels. are rebels without a clause.

so I mean it's not like the bar I'm not listening to you, listening to this now. Sorry. Hang on. Alright, so X is good. Okay, so X, so YouTube and X for me seem okay. Now I'm gonna go to your rumble here. Everything's working! now I'm yelling. That guy needs to shut up.

I know I

I wasn't going to say anything. I'm if I talk right now, you won't hear me.

Now you talk some.

Well, I think we're three for three, bro. I think the Daily Mojo Rumble channel is fine. If I do say so myself, the At the Mic Show YouTube channel is fine. And the X channel, if it's not, it's on your end, people. I'm just helping you out there. I'm just letting you know.

Alright, so at least we at least we're doing that right. So, again, I want to reiterate to you. It doesn't matter what luck it is. It's it's the fact that and we're doing this

I'm done you! It's been done you!

We're doing this with, how do you say it, zero money. That's fair. This is, I mean, we don't have big platforms backing us. We don't have Warner Brothers Discovery putting their billions of dollars behind us. We don't have engineers. It is just a couple of people and a couple of computers and a couple of different platforms that...

Excuse me.

We have somehow scotch taped and duct taped together and put our chewing gum into the same mouth and chewed on it together and swapped it to the other mouth and then chewed on it a little bit more and then.

Hold on, hold on. Now I'm confused. How's my audio better now? I've done nothing. Nothing different, Motherf- Now I think they're just making- now they're just making stuff.

doesn't doesn't that's why I'm saying

Just digging with you. You know what? It's probably somebody that's it's probably a cat that's trying to use a human name.

Yep. Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to start a give-send go. Okay? I'm going start a give-send We're going to do grassroots fundraising. And then we're going to do a time limit. whatever we raise in like a month or whatever from the good people here, we're just going to split between At the Mic and Daily Mojo, whatever. And anything that comes into like my personal deal or whatever, I'm going to put in the kitty. No pun intended. I'm going put it in here. And whatever we raise between now and Tax Day, April 15th.

right. Then that's going to help us keep going. Otherwise, we're going to have to reach out to Jerry's kids and kind of take some of their cash because this is tough to do without some help. Because clearly, we need some sort of technical assistance. So I'm going to start that up. And then we're going to see what we have.

We'll take TARD money.

What happens we're going to see how badly people want. Yeah

That's right. Can I just say that's April 15th is top of mind because I will just tell you this and I'll just let me just say this real quickly. As much as I disdain the IRS, actually there's a tax program called Tax Slayer.

the scary part.

think you disdain them. think you have disdained for them.

Whatever the hell. Why don't you fix more of my speech mom? So here's the thing Tax layer has a bug in it and I haven't picked up on it's it's f me over three straight years now Yep, and I've I just figured it out yesterday and I wanted to fucking cry Because I have I have spent so much time dealing with

tax shit for the last three seasons and I just figured it out yesterday and I can't wait to get somebody on the line. Do you know who this is? This is Karen or Chad or whoever the hell you want me to be. I am angry and here's why because the IRS couldn't figure it out last year. Tax Slayer couldn't figure it out last year when there was a problem. I figured it out yesterday and now I want to do bad things to be.

Yeah, but here's the thing that you probably when you agreed to whatever their software was, you probably agreed that even if they totally even if you went to prison because of a problem that they caused, they weren't responsible.

Alright, hold on a second. I've got something really good. I played this earlier but it just I this is probably part of what pissed me off so much. Do you um I'm gonna bring her over there. Uh I will not play the whole thing because I played the whole thing this morning but this woman and I do wanna shout out to Audrey who sent this to me and really pissed me off cuz this is the this is a story about the TSA. This is a story about a girl.

Oh, wait, have this. Hold on. Before you play this, before you play this, let me just read the headline. You tell me if this is the same story. Hang on. Where is it? Hang on. got it here. I was going to get to this today. Hang on. Hang on a second. Is this the story of TSA, the passenger needing surgery after illegally forcing her through scanner?

I'm the whole world

my gosh. gosh, is it two stories? Holy hell. Okay, staff, where's my drink? Okay, go ahead.

As TSA anywhere, but more specifically the John Wayne Airport in California, I have some questions and concerns. So if you could stick around for a second and help me through this. So I go on a trip, a lovely trip, with some friends, some girlfriends. And we were going through TSA and the one friend gets pulled, they look through her bag, all good. She had some homemade candles. Fun fact.

Candles flag TSA apparently. So I'm happy but with my candle sitting there, I was good. I don't know what happened. I was fine. She gets pulled. They go through it, send her out. My other friend didn't get so lucky. Not only was her bag flagged, but her whole body went blblblbl. And they're like, okay, come to the side here. We have to give you the full pat down. Her whole body did what?

It's like to hear you, which I always thought was the universal sound for Turkey.

I not. also, apparently your body makes the turkey sound if you go through the TSA and they don't like it. So I'm like, okay, I'll wait for her out here. This woman comes out like five. It's only her laughing that keeps me from wanting to crawl through and... And it's later. And she looks, she's dissociating and she's like, I'm like, hey, are you okay? And she's like, I don't know what just happened to me.

we talk through? I'm like, yeah, sure, of course. She's like, okay, so I get off to the side like normal, and they you know, the pad, the underwire bra, something always flags it, right? She's not wearing an underwire bra. Why do underwire bras do that? And don't you think that by now, there'd be some, I mean, you and I two idiots, or have been reasonably able to make duct tape spit and chewing gum into something that broadcasts out to the I mean,

I have no part in

But we don't have a billion, how many billion dollar budget, right? The TSA has a budget of who knows how many billion. And they cannot, for whatever reason, cannot figure out how the hell to make something that doesn't set off an underwear bra that doesn't set off their stupid machine. They're like, no, your, your undercarriage is beeping. it's all lighting up on the screen. She's like, that's interesting. wearing yoga pants.

Okay, like, let's go through it and they ask the TSA agents like, hey, would you like privacy? Would you like like privacy over here? What could you possibly be doing to me that I'm going to need privacy? I mean, aside from the legalized sexual assault that the TSA enforces on all of us, whatever we want, it's not a right, it's a privilege that you travel in this country. You should you have to be subjected to sexual assault every time because they're just going to come up and do this to

Look, I'm just going to try, look, I'm just going to run the backs of my hands across your junk, okay? I'm going go across this way, I'm going go up and down like this. And you're going to feel something. And you know what I can feel? The backs of my fingers in gloves are so sensitive that I can tell if you've got a bomb in there. Just want you to know, I've been specially trained.

That's not a problem, we got news for you.

That's my big- We'll pack down, like it's fine, not a big deal. There aren't like people streaming in guys, okay? There's people at the baggage thing, there's people streaming in, they're all fighting for the containers, right? Like it's busy. It's busy. So my friend said, it's fine. So she says, the TSA agent says to my friend, spread it. And she goes, spread well.

And she said your legs. And she said, OK, that's new. I've never had to do that before. So my friend, you know, standing like Patrick Star, OK, she's standing. Here she is, Patrick Star. Which I did learn is actually I didn't I just I knew that SpongeBob SquarePants.

we go. Hey, look, we got a reference to something in pop culture.

Thank you, yeah. Okay. And the TSH. Like, she's at the grinding college, just like, you'll feel my touch. Right? mean, again, it's only because she's giggling that I'm not super-de-duper over the top pissed off.

I can't tell the it's so funny. starts palpating my friend's legs. Now, my friend is going through her nature's God-given time. She's on a diet. My friend's wearing an overnight maxi pad. It's what she's comfortable in, you know?

And I know maybe the gents... I'm just glad that men don't have to do that because I would quit the world. If that, if I, if men had to do that, I'm, we would, we are giant pussies. I'm done. Probably not the right word to use there. I'll work on that. Degeneration isn't as familiar with that form of carrier for our time of month. Anyway, as I'm saying, this girl was younger, younger, definitely who was like giving her the pat down.

No.

and so she starts palpating. She starts palpating like shove in her hand.

hold on time out i've never heard that word in my life

Yep.

I've heard it before, but I think it's only been from a gynecologist. I mean, not that I went to see the gynecologist. was...

week.

Look, nobody's judging. No, no. So you do you.

BYE

Right, exactly. But so, she's up there palpating. Palpitating is when your heart is like.

Maybe she's doing this. I mean, we already heard the, you know, so

good point. She could be so the the the stick in her hand like I mean this is just it's sexual assault. That's what it is. I you you know what if you're TSA agent, convince me it's not. Convince me that doing that is not sexual assault because you can't because that's what it is. If anybody else did that, I mean you can't require

it is.

You know, before you come into this bar, we're to have to check your hoo-hah before you come in here. Because you never know. Before you come into this football game, we're going to have to ram our whole hand in there just to make sure you're not carrying a bomb. I mean, I would have been so pissed if this is your sister, your wife, your girlfriend, your mother.

How many pedophiles you think go? I I mean, it's documented that there are different professions that were different individuals with certain proclivities like to go and work. And I just wonder how many sex offenders, I'll say that way, apply to TSA just so that they can get paid to touch people.

I don't

Yeah, I mean, yeah, so. Squish it back. She starts squishing. You start squishing. My friend's bad. What is this? What kind of a dumbass that is, well, it is 2026. Maybe it wasn't even a female. Maybe it wasn't a woman. Maybe it was.

sorry.

So this person that's being assaulted, I'm sorry, that's doing the assaulting is not getting paid right now. And I was kind of upset about that but now it's like, know what?

Right, right. I'm really, yeah. She's like, it's my feminine product. That's my feminine product I'm using. And the girl doesn't understand. And she starts yelling, I need a second opinion. I need a second opinion.

And this turns to her male coworker. Okay, so she's locking eyes with John and John's looking at her like

no.

You want me? And my friend's like, him? Could we find another woman, please? So they find another- Her laughing is only saving me. The girl, and the girl comes over. She's like, what's going on? She's like, there's something here. Something sitting in her garage.

and the older TSA agent comes over and like gives like a quick sweep and she's like, gosh, like honey, you're fine.

it is just it would be one thing if they had saved us all from I don't know mass attacks but then I decided again to to look up we've all heard of the of the the historical success rate of the TSA

Since then we haven't been able to get the numbers. Yeah, because they suck. at whatever the hell it is they're doing. What are they doing exactly? because I still don't really know what they're doing aside from touching people inappropriate

Who was it?

Yeah, and when we get through this, this this tale, I want you to Google something for me. So get your googling fingers ready.

I it's the the fact that yeah, reportedly it's a woman doing the checking. huh. Didn't know what a hell I know. I'm a dude and I know what a Maxi pad is.

And you

mean, what moron does not know? unless this, and maybe I'm wrong, but I'm gonna guess that whatever this woman looked like, she may have been really ugly, I don't know. But unless she looked like the Ayatollah,

you know what mean? Right. I'm just gonna say probably did not fit the profile of people who have been attempting to blow us up. Just gonna say. Probably just your garden variety woman out there and who the hell? Who's the douche bag that put the uh uh the underwear bomber? Should have looked that up earlier. Richard. Because he was the shoe bomber. Okay. No, that was the shoe bomb. He was the reason we all had to take our

shoe bummers. yeah.

and now and then the the underwear bomber is the reason that they just look I'm just gonna run my fingers just you're gonna feel some pressure right there

Farooq. Abzul. Hold on. No, you gotta, this is a visual. I'm sorry. This is, hold on, your underwear bomber name? that's right. Your screen's already taken it. Wait till you see this name, because it's something. Well, I can't put it up because your deal's up, right?

Okay, yeah.

See where

you you should be able to put it. You can put it anywhere, can't you? Yeah, see?

yeah, on mine! my audience gets it, that's right. It's Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab.

That's a little different than Jane Wilson.

And that's all.

So yeah, there's the underwear. There's Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab. So there you go.

He was the underwear bomber. What dumb ass try it puts a freaking bomb in their underpants anyway What idiot I just the whole thing. I'm just you know, this is When you hear about grouchy, what was the movie with walter mathow and grunt was a grumpy man grumpy old man The older you get the more you realize why they get why men get grumpy when they get older

Yes, because we're tired of dealing with shit.

Yes, we're tired of the stupid and you have seen so much stupid over the course of just six decades that you just get really tired of it and you get tired of hearing these stories like this about sexual assault in an airport in the name of keeping us safe. That's the part that really

And then people try to give you crap for caring about sports. I'm sorry if I need a distraction. All right, you know, so back off with your critique of my hobbies. Okay. And then of course, when your team suck like mine do, hey, what's up, baby?

That's why I like Taylor Swift. that's Taylor Swift is my Atlanta Falcons.

What's up?

What does that mean?

I don't give you shit for watching them. I like Taylor Swift.

can't because you've got because you do your Falcon. Yeah, I'm not gonna. Yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna go at you. Right. I'm not gonna at you bro to your face.

Right, I'm gonna go behind your back and talk about you like in Taylor Swift.

Yes, well, yeah, would hope so. I mean.

Wait a second,

I said not to

that's true. You did not do it to my face. What? Hold on. Hold Hold on. There. and then there was this that now if you don't have the right ID at the airport, you can pay the TSA $45 for them to make sure you say you who you you are who you say you are. Cuz now that whole scam, if you don't have the real ID, I am

I

I don't know. Can I just say though? The last thing I want to see happen is an ID to vote. That would piss me off.

Oh, that's crazy. That is crazy talk. You start an ID to vote. What kind of a whack job are you?

What kind of country is this? Are we free or not, damn you?

I mean or or to drive an 18 wheeler

Let's just change-

Yeah, we don't need it. Okay, it's not wild card Wednesday. It's not WT Wednesday. It's it's crumpy old man.

It's yeah, that's exactly what it is because I'm just so hang on a second there Sydney

like Sydney Sweeney too. Is there anything wrong with that? Is she okay? Cause I mean, she votes the right way. So Sydney Sweeney's okay. It's just a Taylor Swift.

I see my audience doesn't get a picture of her.

How, didn't we solve this problem before? hang on a second. No, you didn't get it, there. There's Sydney.

There we go. Here we go, audience. Brad loves you, too.

I didn't have the right thingie push. Okay, wait, so you, okay.

So.

or something's his way.

See how this works now. if I push that, that goes that way. You know, they don't give us enough credit for being sharp cookies. Because I'm looking at one, two, three, four, five, six different monitors in here and keeping track of all of it and not sexually assaulting anybody while I'm doing it.

That's because no one's within reach.

That's a good point. right. I I can work with the airport.

You don't work at the TSA. No, the story I thought you were going to read happened at Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport. my gosh! Time out. I'm sorry. If you're in Atlanta, y'all, hang on a second, Brad. This is going to be worth it. Can I just say this? This story, the source is the travel.com. I don't know. But it doesn't say Hartsfield Jackson. It says Atlanta Hartsfield.

International Airport. I don't know about anybody else from Atlanta, but that's a sore subject with me. This story is wrong. It doesn't have Jackson, and I love it. Okay, so anyway, Hartsville-

Wait a minute. is the travel.com.

Yeah, that's what it says.

because I'm going to find it over here because that way I can show it to the people that I care most about.

So guess what happened? Something happened with the internet. of my computers are ethernet now, but something has happened where this is a delay now. I don't know. I don't know.

hostage in the closet.

How's that possible?

I hate life too. I don't know. That's the answer. get this, get this. The computer that I'm streaming to Mojo with, I'm having to run on battery because the ethernet ended up going through the USB port and I thought it was gonna last a lot longer than this, but I'm just watching it kick down. So I'm gonna have to switch that over to wifi in a minute anyway. Okay.

It's impossible, didn't change

I would like to die now, please.

again.

You know what we need to do is put flies on our faces and say we're hungry. Please don't. That way we get people to send us money.

Yeah, yes, exactly. Please, I can't afford that. I can't afford my internet or a sandwich. I'd like to have both of you and for $2,500, you can support me for the next six days.

So.

So I thought you had this story that said this chick wanted a pat down search. She didn't want to go to the machine. Yeah, look up Michael Chertoff in TSA machines. You want to talk about DHS guy getting a lot of money. yeah. anyway,

You have the rapist scans too? Wasn't he the rapist scan dude?

Yeah, that's the machines Yes, yeah, so I want to I Want a it so where are we supposed to get it with Tom did he go Tom Ridge? Did it go Bernie Carrick for and he had to withdraw his nomination if I remember correctly and then churned off and I don't know anyway after the TSA Employee see both audios are synced up now. I don't know. I don't know man

ignored the plaintiff's medical identification card and plaintiffs pleased to be screened via pat down transportation security employee stated the only way you're getting on the plane is to go through the machine and she had this spinal like electronic deal in her spine and so what ended up happening she had to go through the through the machine and then she ended up she needed medical treatment intangible damages surgery

chest pain, back pain, phantom limb pain came out of this, neuropathic pain, spinal cord injuries, blah blah blah because the machine did something to her little spinal deal. What think of that?

want to know what a spinal cord implant is. Said she felt immediate pain. She felt shock and immediate pain while walking through the scanner at Atlanta Airport in May of twenty-four.

Yeah, it's

Hey, they didn't fix this story to say Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson did it. It's very important to people like me because I'm petty So please make sure

No, because it's that we, yes.

This is people. So they probably put Jackson.

doesn't say.

If you scroll down to store, keep on scrolling. It really matters to me for some.

Remember when the problem with the TSA was the color of their shirt? Remember that? then Delvia decided that, they would get more respect if they changed the color of their shirt from white to blue. Do you remember that story? yeah, that's a good one, too. They needed to have blue shirts on to get more respect. That's why they have blue shirts now.

I absolutely do not remember that.

That was a that was well that was.

is Kansas City? How's Kansas City and San Francisco? How do they get away with not being TSA airports? TSA airports.

Wait, they aren't?

They're private. Now that being said in Kansas City, was not allowed to take a pencil onto the.

I guess I will.

I met a nice TSA agent in Palm Springs in 2004.

So I know that one exists.

Well, that person's probably retired by now. Yeah.

Why were you in Palm I kinda wanna know now. I'm invested.

let's see, was in Palm Springs doing a ground media tour. Okay. And that may have been when I was doing women's clothing.

You were doing women's clothing?

Tell me you've never done women's clothing. Picture of women's clothing. was a because I was working with my friend Cindy Pickley, who was a fashion expert, and she couldn't do all of the all of the of the locations. so I became I became a fashion expert for at least a short time. And that was, you know, right after nine. Well, it was within three, three or four years after 9 11.

I don't know what you

And so they really did dig into your sniz back then. They really dug through your stuff back then. so when we get, we're going to need to go through your suitcase. And they'd go through and they'd look, they'd hold up the women's clothes because I'd go to the TV stations and the models would meet me and I'd say, put this on, put this on, put this on. And that had nothing to do with the media tour. I just got people to do that for me, which was good because it was back in the day when I had some hold.

Yeah, it was. was just to see who you get here. Try that. Go down the street someday and you find somebody attractive and you say, here, will you put this on for me and just see what happens. It's worth a shot, right? All they can do is say no, I'm called police on you and you end up in prison. But.

police on you for offering them to just try on something.

That's a really good point and I don't know why they do. Exactly, look I'm just trying to give you some nice clothes. You gotta be, why you gotta be so mean?

I mean, with facts, you know?

in a friendly neighborhood.

So I was looking up Palm Springs, because I have obviously the undiagnosed ADD. And I was wondering how close it was to 29 Palms. And then I got to thinking, know, it's an hour and eight minutes. Right now it's green on your Google Maps if you want to head that way if you're in the area. No traffic problems. But 29 Palms, that's a really underrated song by Robert Plant. And Robert Plant was in Led Zeppelin. And Led Zeppelin did the song Stairway to Heaven. And heaven is where God lives.

God was gonna be the topic of tomorrow's deep dive, my guest had to reschedule, so that'll be. No, no, no, no, God wasn't gonna be tomorrow's guest, come on. God's too busy for the Thursday deep dive. Now Jesus is the topic in April, right before Monday Thursday, is that what it's called? The Thursday before.

Did I have to reschedule? Am busy?

technically, Jesus should be just as hard to get booked as God and the Holy Spirit because they're all kind of tied together. Yeah, that's a good point. That's an excellent point.

That's equal billing.

So don't have a guess. So bottom line is I don't have a guess for tomorrow, but I have the next five shows lined up. Isn't that ironic?

What is don't you think that's Alanis Morissette who ironically did play God in what karma dogma dogma the movie dogma Alanis Morissette late god in dogma It's I guess I remember it and I have to go back and watch it again to see it to remember if it was a good movie or not because I honestly don't remember but I Do know that that's where buddy Jesus came from the one you always see the mean. You guys thumbs up. that's what

I never saw that.

that's where that comes from. Got your back. I've got your back. So, anyway, where were

Okay. So I don't know, but real quick, if anybody cares, the Nephilim show is finally next week. That's going to be next week. And then don't tell Brad this, but the week after that on March 26th, Brad and Kelly are part of Barfleet 10. And then April 2nd is the Archaeological Jesus doing a show on that. April 9th, we're to talk about vaccines and all that good stuff. That's fun. And then then we'll do the God episode there on April 16th.

supposed to be.

God's not the guest. I've told you he's the topic

Well, you're a good booker. I would think you'd be able to get it.

That's the most frustrating thing. I've got to just, you know what? I'm gonna just start. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna just start babbling on Wednesday, Thursdays, and Fridays. And then if Brad can join me, awesome. Kelly, Rebecca, just jump in here. No guest. I mean, I just, because it's a tough thing to pull off. And then I'll just be like, hey, let me just grab something here to talk about. here's something right here, you know? And then we'll just riff off of that. So how about that?

the nephilim which large, large, large people, large beings, creatures, nephilim. but I don't remember how tall the nephilim were pretty tall.

I can't wait for that.

eight-and-a-half fetish at least at least at this topic tomorrow i'm ready let's go what? me your questions

reminded me of the of the of didn't they just find really short people in Florida didn't they find the like the bones of like

Here's the thing. You guys with Ron DeSantis in his boot, you need to let that go.

I'm I'm quicker, I the alcohol.

I feel like you need a, yeah, you got a bell for that one. No, there was just some new species of human or something with a head, what was it, the head the size of a grape?

Really?

This is seriously tomorrow. Never that? No, I don't. know that, can't. I'm sorry. I know that right now we're in the what the Wednesday, but just let me just a cheap plug here for myself. Thank you, Born Genius. Tomorrow at the Mike Show with Keith Malinak is the host. Guest is to be Keith Malinak. So be sure to be a part of that. It's going to be fun. Go ahead.

Okay, I swear I did not dream this.

was it me again?

swear I didn't dream that there was something about, there was something about these people these times.

I'm quicker without the alcohol, that's all I'm saying.

remarkably so. No, there was about there were tiny people and they had the head.

Oh, those are the Opal Opas. That's what you're talking about. Why don't you think about it while I go ahead and say thank you to Wes and Gabby at Second Fort Dallas. At Second Fort Dallas and jump in your pollockers. You got to go to Instagram. They have the Mike show. know, Gabby's been putting a lot of great stuff up. Well, I mean, great. mean, a lot of it's me. So I don't want to put that in quotes. But at the Mike show on Instagram, be sure to follow along. I'm taking Brad's time to plug my shit.

Not that one, but their heads were much larger than...

That's it, homie of Florence's and Nizz's.

Yes! That's what I was gonna say and then was right there and then it...

No, they were nicknamed the hobbit. It's an early human species, but I don't guess they just found

look at that. The gear bearer jumped in here. There was a story a while back, Brad. People tried tying it to cryptid stories in paramedical cultures. What's a paramedical culture?

that was no that's what happened to the woman at the airport

pre-American. Sorry, pre-American. You're lucky to get me that I could reach the mouse from leaning back way back here because I almost didn't put your correction up.

homo florensis. They named the hobbit early human species that lived in Indonesia until about 60 to 100,000 years ago. And look at them cute faces to see their can you see their faces?

Let's see, cute faces, let me see.

They do look like they look like how I comments

Okay, cute.

mean, they kind of have a nose that looks like a butthole, but I mean, kind of, right? It looks like some. It does kind of look like somebody with two buttholes bending over and facing the opposite, possibly looking through their legs back at you.

that looks like two-butt.

What I'm trying to figure out is how your brain got to that as an analogy.

I don't know. That's how that's the really disturbing part about the way my brain works is that somehow the Nephilim because Nephilim are big and I went the opposite way. went there. This was at the other end of the spectrum that they were.

Look at that, I got snacks with it. They were tiny. What do you think of that?

You did. So Chris did get you and he did come out as Chris, by the way. One of the Toby's.

hold on. You just reminded me of something here. I gotta... Let me pull that.

He sends you the reminder to bring the food upstairs.

Mm-hmm. A lot of people did. lot of them are in this chat right now. Thank you so much. But I wanted to show you something here. Are we ever going to talk about?

That.

how much of that? How do I?

no, how do you show that on your audience?

I don't know.

know what? How can I? How can I do that? I don't know, but while you.

Wait a minute. what if I do this? Hold on a second. What if I if I drag this, we'll all learn this together.

I have a new complaint while you try to figure that out and it's about me. I got chewy snacks and that's not conducive to live streaming because I can't just like toss it and just, you know, be fine. Now it's like I have to and it's... Look at you, man.

Look, I did it.

Yeah, the little drinking fountain.

No, no, no, it's both. It's both. It's like two in one. You know, these are rare. And so this restaurant we were at, so it was like the whole crew, right? And then Chris and Toby were in town and we went to this restaurant and they had a little potty slash water fountain in one.

which if you think about it, that's the responsible way to use water. Thank you. You don't have to buy two fixtures. Why buy two? mean porcelain, I mean it's a really it's non it's non-stick and it's non-porous. So you have to work.

So you don't really need to afraid. That zooms in on yours too, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Cool. So see that phone right there?

Let's get.

This thing is beaten. I need a new phone.

How many lenses do you have on that?

the better to see you with and stuff. This thing is beat up and cracked and the stand is gone. So I can't watch my sports stuff like without leaning.

It's just Atlanta, they're not really sports.

Hey y'all, if the...

You should try watching Taylor Swift on that little thing.

Hang on. I want to tell the audience, I want to give them a reason to care. OK? And they're either going to root against it.

I'm about to leave, so that may be reason enough.

man. So.

My Atlanta, my Atlanta Hawks. That's fun. So they traded away their superstar Trey Young, as you well know, and they got some new players in. ever since they got their new players, they've been on quite a tear. And they've won quite a bit more than they've lost, which was unusual for that trade. So I put 12 bucks on them to win the NBA title. So ladies and gentlemen, y'all got to help me root for the Hawks to make a miracle run.

because that would pay out nine grand. So there we go. Go Hawks, right? Come on, go Hawks, yeah!

I was thinking the same thing. Now, when was the last time they scored a goal?

Mm-mm. No, that's not right. You didn't mean that one. that's not. Mm-mm. That's a basket. They take a shot and they score a basket.

same thing. A goal is a but I'll leave you with this. Remember her?

You're leaving? You're leaving me? That's too bad.

It's almost 3 o'clock. Throw daylight time. Tell them you will.

I'm going to miss you.

I don't know. But yeah, I will. I'll be here all alone and it's gonna suck. Have you eaten all your potatoes by the way? From leftovers from the other night?

The ones that the little felon stole

Look at that. Bag of mashed potatoes. Did you not want me to put that up there for the public to see? your audience doesn't get to see it. I see.

Wait a second, hang on, on, hang on, on, no, no, no, no, I can bring that back down because I public streaming is the way to go. Let me, there, there's the bag of mashed potatoes. And I just want you to know that I was forced to hold them.

Okay, that's

guess if I blink SOS with my eyes, do I get, will somebody come and save me? Because I'm being forced to smuggle mashed potatoes out of restaurants. And it's not something I would do if I wasn't forced to do it. Remember Patty Hearst when she had to, for those of you under 100, she was kidnapped by the SLA and forced to rob banks about

Sure she was.

about 75 years ago. And now she lives in, she like lives, she's got a nice house and everything and she hasn't done anything bad since then.

I just realized something.

I just realized something, and I know you got a story there, and I don't want you to get to it, but first I just want to say, I'm so thankful for you. I'm grateful for you. You know why? It's because, Brad, it's because without your presence right there, I would not have been able to take a side trip for five minutes to chew that MF and snack. It is the chewiest damn thing to ever have been created.

So thank you, because if I get hungry after you leave, then the audience is going to be just watching me doing this number.

you what? say don't eat on camera but I think that's overrated. I think you do.

Yeah. So what's this story? What's this chick?

Do you remember her she was the the chick that she was married and she had the She had the affair with the 17 year old student

Hold on, get in line. Is she a teacher, you said?

she was, this was back in 2017.

A big teller that has an affair with a 17 year old student.

And usually, nine out of ten of them aren't ugly as sin.

SIT!

I don't understand. do not. I don't get it. They do.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so she looks like a normal chick, like a normal woman, right?

she and she was let's see the update here is she is still with it with her husband a decade later so he she's doing something right because her husband's stuck with her through that and she has a a new she has a new job

Does she work with you? She's probably not allowed to, legally.

No, I yeah. and he should be to be fair. He's seventeen. I know and wasn't wasn't he like a week away from being eighteen? I mean, I'm not excusing what she did but she's the number

I would wish-

Hmm, okay.

know. So, it's not like he was 12 and she was 40. Not excusing it, but there does seem to be something of a difference. She now has a new career that even earned her an award. She did enter a guilty plea. She spent 10 days in jail, followed by four-year probation. And story says she

a second.

Sounds like role play. Am I on pro?

I'm Am I the naughty teacher on probation? allegedly bragged about cheating on her husband with other men according to police reports recently unearthed by the Daily Mail. Here's another.

Hold up, hold up. So hang on a second. Wait, are you talking about since the 17 year old?

Yeah, well yeah.

So the husband, I'm so confused. he, for gay men who have sex with a 17 year old, what about all these other dudes that she's banging?

still

Is he good with all? mean, this guy's a cuck. Clearly. Let's be honest, right? I mean, he finds out about all this and he's like, she

might be she might do that thing she might do that thing

show me how you do it. And I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you. I'll run away with you.

it's possible that she just, does that thing that one in 300 of them do, whatever that is.

I'm not suggesting it's any one for, I'm just saying it's the little finger thing and.

Oh no, there's some comments here. I don't know about that. Born genius.

I either. head is, I feel like there's a knife right here.

That's been going on a while, OK, hold on.

It has since I had to get out amongst people here today.

So, okay, so it's just today? Because I feel like your head hurt a couple of weeks ago and you.

It did. It did last week, and it's probably just a brain tumor.

Because yeah, right, right. And I'll say there has been a handful of times since Thanksgiving, right? Yeah, Thanksgiving? No, not this Thanksgiving, the last one. Yeah, it was the last Thanksgiving. That's what it was. I can't remember anymore. And I had some just- No, no, a year and a half ago. It started that day. And I had this, or that weekend, because we were out hunting around Thanksgiving in Nebraska. And I've never had a headache.

like four months ago.

like I did that day. And I've had about, I don't know, six of those probably since then. But I haven't had one of those in months. So now I'm like, eh, it's good now. we're good. Let it go, right? I mean, don't have time. Shut up. Shut up. Yeah, I know. I figured my brain was probably bleeding. But look, at some point it has to stop, right? Ask the TSA people.

That's right. That's a good point.

Now, if you're gonna leave me, if you're gonna leave me right now,

I'm not taking away the biggest part of you.

No, gosh, my computer back here just got dim. That means it's about to shut down anyway. That's right, holy crap, what is it happening? But I wanna play a feel good video for you, but I wanna share that with you, because I love you that much.

You're about to leave me anyway.

right, share it with me. Share it with me. Give it to me.

This is the... This is in New York City. They're in Manhattan. It's Bill and Hillary Clinton and they're walking down the street in Washington.

Great.

No.

Yeah, get out there! Yeah, he wanted to! He wanted to! He's- that's 50 years coming right there!

You feel whatever in your ass.

He was so close she even knows it that's why she's like walking to the other side

The curb, he stays out in the road because he's so cool. I almost killed you. You know, I should have done that 50 years ago.

I've been trying to do that now for about 47 years and you just won't die. I mean, I love you. That's what I meant to say. I meant to say I love you. It looks awful small. Oh, look, there she is again.

What happened? Who? My computer that I'm on the Mojo with is, it's so dim, I can't even see. I can't even see, it's so sad. Okay, we gotta figure this out. Ron, okay, tell Ron, tell Ron, this is very important. Ron, how do I get power and ethernet to that computer? You know, let me switch that one to, this might disconnect me. Let me switch it to a WiFi.

And then I'm sure this will, this nothing's going to bad. It's going to happen with the Mojo feed. And then once it connects, unplug this and then can plug in the power. Let's see here. want you to.

I just want to say you've got the power.

by the power of Greece.

I'm going to put this up again because this is where I say I see everybody tomorrow. And I put that up. Let's see over on you. I'm still behind the scenes with you until I reach to do that.

Aw. Yeah.

Whoa, I don't know. I don't know what's happening over there. Where do I reach to do that? What is happening? I don't know. OK, he left us. OK, I already miss you. Bye, Brad.

Push this button. I can't hear you anymore, that's weird.

What is going on?

Okay, so I guess, uh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to get power to this computer before it completely shuts down. So I apologize, uh, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, but I would like to make sure that this computer stays on. Come on, man. There we go. Come on. There we go. Hi, everybody. Hey, Brad, you're welcome to come back anytime. You here? I had all of these stories. I wanted to

talk with Brad about and then nice sleeve. good. got a good close up of the sleeve there. That's good. That's good. Mary ditching me. Look at that. So she's just here for Brad. Okay. That's cool. One of the things I want to make sure I do on these Wednesday shows is at least go over a few books. If you're, you know, looking for

things to read or good homeschool because a lot of these books that I gather around the house and thank you for hanging out on the see he messed up he was supposed to he was supposed to hand me his mojo card and then I was see that see see mojo's got a budget at the mic does not wildcard Wednesday and now you're officially you're officially in the Wednesday wildcard or see look I can't ever get it straight is it Wednesday wildcard or is it wildcard Wednesday I don't know

your children especially and honestly anybody and this thing right here I have been through this thing so much there is so much that you highlight and it's just such a great reference but a miracle that changed the world the 5,000 year leap of the United States of America and the miracle that is this country there's some great information in there and I would highly recommend that now I recommend this next group of books for homeschoolers

with a word of caution and I'll tell you why. And I don't even know how available these are anymore. But they're the DK biography books, okay? But there's a catch because these were printed... Let's see, let me just check here. This one was printed 2007.

Thomas Jefferson is a good one. Abigail Adams.

look at you. See, look at that. Born Genius is so helpful with the book titles and stuff like that up there. So thank you for putting that up there. Very helpful. Let me just, I'm trying to get the chat up over here. Hang on. There we go. Okay, cool. There we go. Now I can see. Yes, we're live, Crawfisk. Yes, yes, yes.

I'm just catching up. Sorry, I'm catching up because what I see down here is not the same as up there. I'm sorry, I just don't know why it's like that. And now if you really want to go old school, man, get your kids these. And I'm telling you, you go to some of these used bookstores and you can find some treasures. This is 1952, Davy Crockett, right? I mean, that's good stuff. What year is George Washington Carver? Let's see when this one is. I really don't know. Hang on. This one is...

of all the places in the United States named after foreigners, no places are named more for a foreigner than any place named Lafayette. That was a really, I should go back to the can you speak English guy? Cause no, clearly not. Lafayette, now there's more things named after Lafayette than any other foreigner in the United States. about that? Who's that? Matt Anthony Wayne. I'm seeing, there are people that just do not get credit anymore.

These are, these are.

Yeah, look at that. I didn't even grab all of these off the shelf. And no, my kids haven't read all of these. I had them pick out one. You pick out one. There's like 30 of these. Pick out one. That's your book for the next two months or whatever. Leif Erikson, Daniel Boone. There's a lot more out there in the hallway that I just left. Hey, I feel like and I've read this next book I'm going to show you.

Do you, is there ever like a book or a TV show or a movie where you think I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't understand, that doesn't get this. And it's like, everybody's in on the joke, but me, you have books or movies or shows like that, because this one, this one, feel like everybody gets it, but me. Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the Alchemist. And this is not even, this isn't the Alchemist.

Okay, this is, I grabbed the wrong alchemist off the shelf. I don't know who this one is. The one I'm looking for, I guess I grabbed the wrong one, is by, what's his name? Paulo Po-Niner. And you know what I'm talking about. It's not this one, because this one's spelled weirdly. So, grabbed the wrong one. Who wrote the alchemist? What are your thoughts on the alchemist? Right, is it just me? It doesn't...

Get the, I'm not blown away by the mysteries of life or what have you. Look at that. See, look at you. Thank you. Signature books, the story of, look at David Cromwell, Robert E. E. Et cetera, et There it is, Paul, yeah. Paul, cool. Quail. Yes. The Alchemist. You guys like the Alchemist, huh? Just checking. Cause, wait, gosh. We got an intervention time. I'm sorry. We got to put.

Pull the handbrake on the show here, ladies and gentlemen. Sue is driving around Detroit. Thanks for keeping me company. I hope you're armed. And I hope you're not stopping at red lights. No, no, kids, I'm kidding. Just good luck, God be with you.

I've showed you guys the, oh, it's over here underneath a whole bunch of books. My favorite book from what is 1888, the history of the US Congress. And it shows all the debates and stuff like that. It really puts into context the first hundred or so years of the nation. This book is kind of similar in that it's, and there are other books that we'll get to that kind of do this, but I love this book here.

I should have looked at it before we went, before we did the show today, before I grabbed it out of the stack. But it's the American past, a history of the United States from Concord to the Great Society.

Yeah, so it goes up to LBJ and And what's interesting at the very last page it talks about? want to look back in hindsight, right? gosh, this guy makes me kill LBJ What happened if he didn't kill I'm sorry if if he never became vice president to JFK, you know like I wonder who Like or I'm sorry if JFK had

run for reelection, you know, and been killed just down the street here.

You're running with LB like.

There's an alternate history out there. Go watch 11, 22, 63 on Hulu. So at the very end of this book, I'm looking for this. Here we go. This is the last two paragraphs of this book. OK, and these are the only times Vietnam's mentioned the whole book because it's into the timeline here. I haven't read these next two paragraphs in 10 years. Let's see what it says.

On one likely issue of the year, he was outmaneuvered by a master. Quote, make no bones of this, he said in his acceptance speech. We're at war in Vietnam. And he denounced Johnson, Kennedy, and Eisenhower for failing to make the war more extensive by bombing communist North Korea, or North Vietnam, excuse me. Who's talking? this is Barry Goldwater. It's Barry Goldwater. I'm sorry. Show prep. It's a thing, just not here. Okay, so Goldwater speaking.

On one likely issue of the year, he was outmaneuvered by a master. Make no bones of this. We are at war in Vietnam. And he denounced Johnson, Kennedy, and Eisenhower for failing to make the war more extensive by bombing communist North Vietnam. Wait a minute, Goldwater? Hold on, I'm sorry. Welcome to Impromptu Readings with Keith. Wait, hold on. Wait, now how far back should I go back on this? I don't know. Was that Goldwater or was that?

was that, what's his name? Was that Strom Thurmond or who's this chicken? Who are we quoting here? the way, many influential Republicans disowned him or stayed clear. was death wish campaign. When he gained support among Southern Democrats, he lost the, it says he lost the Negro vote in mass. When he tried personal abuse of the president, faker, phony, whitewash house, Johnson asked the Lord to forgive him.

And he earnestly tried to expound his conservatism, he put large numbers of voters to sleep. And one likely issue of the year. Okay, wow. I just, whatever. Johnson managed this one with ease. While other Democrats called Goldwater a trigger-happy warmonger, the president pulled the trigger and began bombing military bases and routes in North Vietnam. So yeah, okay. good. So it all ended well. Everything was great after that. And America lived happily ever after.

How How many more books do want to go over here? How about... I'm gonna save those two. You know what? Just... We'll get to them. We'll get to them. What did I want to get to here with...

come on, Brad. Come back. We have to talk about the general, the UFO general. See, we didn't get to anything today. We didn't get to the Epstein guards. Brad stags someone if you have his number, text him. So you're derelict, sir. The UFO general and the Epstein guards are being discussed without you. Let's see if that goes into the

Okay.

Just stand by wait. Let's see here. Yeah, I will say, I mentioned earlier, very early today, that it's just been so hectic for the last week or so, especially the last three days, good Lord, that I never had a chance to set up the Ron Phillips Ethernet solution. And I sat down here to connect with Brad.

And I thought, oh, I forgot to get that ethernet cable because I thought I had it around here. There was another ethernet cable and was not the case, obviously. And people like to rip on corporations like Amazon, Walmart. And I'll tell you, though, there's a reason why they're so big. It's because they're successful and they're so successful because they cater to specific needs.

I sat down here and I went to the Walmart app and I said, I need an ethernet cable. And it was here. And I tried to go back and see exactly when, but I think it was exactly 30 minutes and I paid the upcharge and everything. But look, we got the thing connected. And I mean, it may or may not have been the greatest connection, but it wouldn't have worked at all without the, without the little Walmart, Guillermo shout out to you, sir.

Biggest tip I've ever given.

to delivery. So there you go. Thank you for the ethernet cable. I, good job, genius. Look at you. I didn't even say Butterfield. See that, that Butterfield guy from the Knicks administration just died. No relation to Roger Butterfield. Wait, his middle name was Place? Is that right?

That's a cool middle name, let's be honest.

Roger Place Butterfield. Yeah, look at you. You found his middle name. It's not in the book. Wow, shout out to you, born genius. There's a reason why you have that handle. I love this book. I just love this thing. It's just, I mean, it's, this is everything.

Hang on a second.

Hold on. I've always wondered, do you think McKinley, was there a big conspiracy around him? Like, you know, the guy who was an anarchist and stuff, and I think he wanted a job. Isn't that weird how people would just go up to the White House and like, I want to work here, damn you, or in government. You know, I want a government job. hang on a second. I took some notes.

I took some notes here to go over with the kids and just if you would bear with me just for a moment. Again, it's something most shows do called show prep. This one again is exempt from that. I said there's a quote in here. says creature quote about Washington DC on page 13. So just give me one second. This again is the American past by Roger place Butterfield.

Where is the Where's this where's this preacher quote? Well Nope not seeing it good job Keith Well, maybe Maybe I'll be more prepared next time. I'll set that book over here and then you guys can remind me at some point to To read you my my homeschool notes there. How about that?

That'll be riveting. That'll be a riveting show. Keith just going through trying to read his handwriting and find the corresponding pages with highlights to share with you. Like right now, actually. Huh. I don't know what that said. Something to myself here. A note. But it was good, though. At the time, I said, man, that that's that's something we got to talk about.

with the audience today, me and Brad. me Brad, we're gonna talk about Gerald the dolphin, the construction foreman. I mean, everybody knows that that story was totally, totally real. If you missed Friday live stream, the last show we did last week, a gentleman in Florida, it's always Florida, he went for a swim or something. And the thing you know,

A group of dolphins was taking him down to their underwater construction site and he drew up some plans and helped them build an underwater city.

Yeah. So, Gerald Foreman, he, and it was reported. I think it was reported. Let me see here. Hang on. Let's see what this thing says here. Cause I hate to tell you this. Can you believe this? Can you believe that? Okay. We got it. That's right here. Snopes. Snopes looked into this. Huh? Look at this satire. Ha. And we know Snopes is always wrong about stuff.

So I don't know how much you want to invest in them, but there you go. They're saying it's satire, but you know.

Sure, Gerald sounded like a hard ass. I don't know. The dude humor, that's a dude humor report. That sounds like a fun website, almost like maybe the onion. I don't know. There is a real WXYZ local news station. It's in Detroit, not Florida. And so I guess.

I it's not real. Whatever. Okay. I just thought the guy had a bad trip, but apparently there was no, whatever his name was. And I've already closed the tab and did I throw the story? No, here we go. Let's see here. What was his name? Let's see if I got to check the name because a lot of times the giveaways in the name, like if it's like, Ben Dover, swam with dolphins when doesn't say, Ricky James, Hollowell. come on. Now, if you're going to do a fake story,

At least give me some double entendre or something, you Y'all, I'm struggling today to throw my stories away because the closest garbage can is like overflowing. And the other one is like blocked by a table that I put in front of it. This is a show. This is a show. Sometime I should just say, look at all these possible shows over here. They're just waiting to be done. I could just...

Remember that scene, what was that movie with Robert Redford and Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson? And he's like, $1 million to spend the night with your wife. And there's like that scene where she's in the bed and there's money everywhere or something, right? That's what I need to do. I need to just lay it, just put all the printed up stuff that this poor printer over here has worked overtime and spitting out these possible stories and possible guests and stuff.

and just lay on a bed, just reach back and be like fully clothed, of course. You're weird. Yeah. And just reach back and be just like, all right, let's talk about this story, you know? And then whatever it is, that's what we're gonna talk about. But I tell you though, that Epstein stuff and decent proposal. Thank you. See, either you are fast with Google or you just know your stuff. I think you're a genius. I think you're a born genius.

Okay, this Epstein guard story, I was afraid it wasn't going to stay on the radar long, especially when you're a nation at war, especially when you're a nation at military campaign.

Do see this? My goodness. Tova Noel, one of the guards there at the correctional facility that housed one Jeffrey Epstein. Why do I still have brads? I have an earbud in. Why do I have any earbuds in? I can't hear myself. I'm not playing anything, although I could. But I have this to this other computer, and that's pointless.

To clarify, drinking. Tova Noel, one of the guards, she, let me back up. me back up. Now we'll get there. But this is pretty astounding that at 5.42 and 5.52 AM, she was Googling latest on Epstein in jail.

Epstein's body wasn't found until 6 30 AM. So 50, 40 minutes before he was discovered. Tova Noel was Googling latest on Epstein in jail. Now keep in mind that they said that because they're supposed to check on him every half hour and they, and they said, yeah, totally. And they hadn't since the, I think the last one was at 10 30 PM the night before.

And they said, didn't they say the orange blob scene and the thing that that was her going up and check on them or something.

Is a guard slipping in the prison uniform before making the rounds? Let's see here.

Somebody do the math on that one of the 60 grand bank record showed Noel received thousands Okay, I don't know if they were all five thousand But she had received thousands in cash and Zell payments in the months leading up to Epstein's death. Yeah Let's see here. She wasn't questioned about that when the DOJ interviewed her despite driving a sixty two thousand dollar Land Rover a Range Rover the unexplained cash deposits

Let's see, one was $11,880. I mean, she could have been doing anything. But boy, when you find out who she is and where she was and her job, that's very interesting. But yeah, the FBI is the ones that determine she's the orange shape going to check on him.

And if she is, that's even stranger. Why is she wearing an orange person? yeah, 10 40. that's the, yeah. So, so an internal FBI briefing suggested Noel was likely the mysterious orange shape captured in blurry surveillance video near Epstein cell, around 10 40 PM the night before his death, possibly carrying orange cloth, similar to what Epstein reported they used to hang himself. Okay. What are we doing?

Okay. Noel was on a double shift that night, reportedly shopped for furniture online. Obviously, I you just got 5,000 handed to you week before. Snooze done the job. Carry linen, blah, blah. Let's see. These are activities that occur instead of 30 minute checks on the inmates. She was too busy doing all this other stuff like shopping and sleeping. The other guard, Noel, along with

Thomas and Noel both guards were charged with falsifying records to claim they had conducted mandatory checks. And the other one was looking into motorcycles online. Just looking to see here.

I don't know. Do you think that Ms. Noel killed Jeffrey Epstein?

I don't know that I've seen a full body shot of her. And I mean that because you would have to, I'd like to see, is she larger than Epstein? Do we think he's dead to begin with? I mean, there's one thing he committed suicide. Did he? Is he dead at all? Seriously, and somebody sent me an interesting message today on the old ex, Keith Malinak.

And let's see if I can find this and it was something where I'm not gonna be able to find this on the fly, but

Have we tested the DNA? Maybe it's his brother's DNA. I forget what the whole explanation was here. anyway, have you called John Thune yet? Don't forget to do that. Don't forget to do that. It needs to be on your to-do list every day. Yeah, prison guard driving a Range Rover. Yeah, how amazing is that, Karen? What does a...

Sorry, bear with me here. Around the year 2019, what was the typical salary of a prison guard employee in the state of New York?

70 75,000 annual.

Okay, did somebody can Google this for me? Did I read correctly? Did Jeffrey Epstein guard Noel get transferred to that prison 10 days before Epstein was dead?

Just sit here. So she Googled in. Wow. mean, maybe this story will get some traction because here's a Forbes story headline just an hour ago. Why Epstein's prison guard is now under scrutiny for his death. well, then I'm pretty sure somebody can find this. I just I thought that I saw somewhere. No, I won't subscribe. I'm not. Thank you. OK.

I feel like... I feel like she was transferred there shortly before he died and maybe somebody can Google that. I'm sorry.

How weird is that though that she's googling? What's the latest? No reason that anything should be different upstairs, but just in case somebody has gone and checked the cell I was at seven hours ago allegedly. Let me just make sure that there's not a news crew up there. I don't want to actually, I can't be bothered going to check on the inmates. Let me Google about the inmates that are under my care.

boy. Let's see here. I'm surprised there hasn't been more of these kinds of stories here. Let me just see is she a federal guard or a state guard? that was a federal prison, I believe. Right. I think so. That's a good question. As far as like the finances. No, it's Metropolitan Correctional Center. So there you go.

huh. Interesting.

feel like I used to know that and then I forgot why was it a New York State or more of a local deal. So did anybody find out how long she had been there? Miss, what's her name?

Miss Noel.

Only the best show prep for the Wednesday afternoon show. It's the redheaded stepchild of the three, as you know. We do the Friday live stream where we hang out and you know.

Thank you, genius, doing what I should be doing. So thank you. So right now, we're hoping to have all four. I know don't want to make promises because a lot of times that doesn't work out. Thursday deep dive, no idea tomorrow. It could be just me rambling for two hours like this. I don't know. I don't know. But I just seriously, Tova Noelle. Hang on. Sorry, hang on. How long was Tova Noelle?

at the prison where Jeffrey Epstein died. Well, she clocked in the night before. All these are Google. There's 30. OK, here we go. Here Here we go. Here we go. Hang on. That's a Facebook post. Go back.

when you're not on Facebook.

I don't know how to maneuver this. She had been working. Okay. Yes. Yes. Okay. She had been working according to this Facebook post. I know. I know. But I saw this before and this rings a bell exactly. She had been working in Epstein's special housing unit for 23 days when he died.

That's what it was. She was in that part of the prison. 23 days. Gotta get routine down before you know where to go do your killing. What do we think is going on with this New Mexico general? His wife says there was no mysterious phone call the day before or earlier in that day. I forget. People were reporting that it was like a

He got a weird call from some family member. Remember, he leaves his house without a cell phone. She says he does not have dementia. She says he's been removed from anything top secret like that UFO related for 13 years. love how we're just now we're talking about it like, yeah, yeah, dude was working on UFO stuff. Not they didn't exist or I have no idea what you're talking about, blah, blah, blah. No, they're just like, yeah, it was 13 years since he

did anything with UFO or UFO related stuff.

I've seen it pointed out how interesting that the president, President Trump says, hey, we need to reveal it all in the UFOs. Let's go. like three days later, this guy vanishes, a guy who with intimate knowledge of right pat and all the UFO stuff just vanishes. Yep. Just poof. Do we think, I mean, is there anything there? Is it just a silver alert? Is that all we're doing? mean, how old is he? Good job putting the story way out of reach there, Keith. That's good. Just.

Just toss it. You don't need it. Let me see something here. Hang on. So that's a bunch of... come on, Borg Genius. You're totally needed. Come on now. Let's see. I've got all these tabs open. Underwear bomber, shirt off, TSA machines. my goodness. Brad, shame on you for leaving. Hang on. I got to play this video for you all. I don't know what this is. It's like the 23 and Under World Championships. I don't know.

You know, there's a pipeline before you get to the Olympics. I'm sure it has something to do with that. I have no idea. And I really don't care. But I want you to see that the score is eight to five. France is the Falcons. Russia is the Patriots. Wait, that didn't come out right. Eight to five, right? And so there's seven seconds left in the match. OK, watch this. This is the end of the match. Watch this. Now, this says.

Three points. Uh-uh, watch this.

Whoa, you catch that? Okay, here we go.

Francis! no! Bro!

Oh no. Now see the ref there, the ref holds up, wasn't it four? I don't know how scoring works in wrestling. That's four points. So let's look at the scoreboard. Oh yeah, look at that. The captain was wrong. The captain said three points at the buzzer. That was four. That was 28 to three. And he came back with that incredible move to win nine to eight. Grant had to surrender at the end. I mean, that was,

Awesome!

That's awesome. I love that. You know, that's a kind of move. It's a desperation thing, right? You're like, OK, if you're having her in a position, you need a handful of points, and you got no time left, you're going to do the flying squirrel.

Look at that. You know what that is? That right there? This guy right here? Hold on. Mr. Fransler? This is us, right there. That's us. Every time John Thune gives a press conference. That's us, right there, ladies and gentlemen. really? Yeah, there we are. he's talking again. He's not going to do the filibuster, son of a bitch. Come on. That is pissing me off.

It's going to be not so hilarious when 11 months from now, the House and the Senate are under Democrat control and they are just blowing through everything, everything they want. Everything is just going to and they're going to try to force Trump to sign it. then, yeah, that's what. Anyway, it's going to be fun.

be fun. They've already tried it once on the left. Remember, cinema and mansion stopped it. Where are cinema and mansion now? Those senators, where'd they end up? What committees are they on now?

What's that? They're not, they're not in the Senate anymore, man. How that?

Speaking of Washington, in the Senate, why is President Trump talking about, he kind of keeps floating out the whole Ted Cruz for Supreme Court lately?

I have a theory and I would love, I would love your thoughts on this.

because it's almost like he's floating out a test balloon on Ted Cruz as a Supreme Court justice. And here's my fear. My fear is that the White House, gosh, whenever I say the phrase, my fear is, I hear Hank Johnson. My fear is the whole island could become so overpopulated that it could dip over and capsize.

So my fear is that what's happening is the White House is bracing for losing the Senate. And if you see that the polling lately, see, look at this, I get this, I get this here whiteboard here. I didn't know if I was gonna need this today. I don't even know if I can get this camera view. There we go, see this? And the polymarket thing, right? You got the Republicans chances of holding the Senate here and Democrats here and like, I don't know.

six months ago it was like this and now it's like this or no, maybe it's right underneath. Hell, it's almost that. Hell, by the time this thing, you see this, it'll be that. So here's my concern is that their internal polling says you're gonna lose the House. Well, you're never gonna lose the House. You're also gonna lose the Senate and any chance you have of replacing

elderly Supreme Court justice like a Clarence Thomas or a Samuel Alito. 77 years old Thomas Alito, 75. I almost feel like one of them came to the White House and you know maybe January 20th or you know the weeks after that. We're like hey just FYI I'd like to leave before Trump is out of office. I'd like to retire. So if you want my replacement you know then you're gonna need to that. And so

as it looks more and more likely, I hope not, that the Senate changes hands. They're having to revisit whichever justices have visited and said, hey, we'd like to retire. so I fear that they're just kind of getting ready. And long about November 10th, if the Senate changes hands, they'll have somebody ready to go to replace.

Whoever is trying to get out of there, like a Thomas or an Alito. Just my thoughts.

And we're going to be telling them this from behind bars in Siberia at a prison. I'm sorry, Alcatraz Island. Anyway, so, yeah, boy, we had a chance to save the nation for you. But let me tell you a little story about a man named John Thune. So I just let me let me see here.

So I just, I think this is just such a dangerous time and we had so much hope and now feel hopeless, right? That just, I hope I'm wrong about that. That's my hope. My hope is that I hope that I'm wrong. I had a poll, if I could get this to load. I don't think it's gonna load today. My computer is being, it's a technical term.

that I'm gonna use here. So I apologize if it's over your head. My computer's being what many would call a bitch right now. And so I will not be able to get that poll going for you. maybe we'll have it tomorrow when I'm rambling incoherently. Do we get to talk about Epstein-Fass? I I just talked about the, I talked about the prison guard situation there, because what is the, what did the Dow Jones close at today?

47 417 so we still have a little bit of time here if we want to talk about it's not 50,000 down It's pan bondi. Did I okay? I saw a post I don't know how real this is it's pan bondi and hiding or something What's going on there? What is she on a military base? What is that? What was that? Come on

I need to look at these comments here. I apologize. Let me catch up here. Yeah, the Islamic takeover. Thank you, Democrats. Mocowski is on record as opposing the Save America Act. I wouldn't doubt that. Awesome. Cool. Good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Just catching up here. Yeah. You want term limits? I've always been against term limits. I always like to have the final say.

That's just me. I also like to have state legislatures pick senators, but call me old fashioned. A popular vote wins in that respect.

I think we should go back to the states having a voice and maybe the people don't get to have a say. You know what? How about I'll trade you term limits for state legislatures being able to pick their senators again. It's on the table if you want to take that off. my gosh. So you know one thing I've been really dragging my feet on?

is I know this is riveting what I'm about to say but I just want to if if anyone from Old Spice maybe you saw my tweet if anyone from Old Spice is listening why have you guys wasted so much money on this bizarre ad campaign for the last 10 years and and and you I know it's weird stuff weird stuff why can't you just say you know smell good all day without the aluminum

because they're aluminum free. I'm finally, finally, finally getting around. You want to talk about dragging my feet on something. Finally getting around to switch into an aluminum free deodorant. That's the one area in my life that I dragged my feet. Because I like the smell of my, what is it, Ritegard or I don't even know what I use. I don't even know the brand. Gillette? I think it's Gillette. Something Gillette. Cool Wave maybe? I don't know. It's got aluminum in it, you know? And an Old Spice.

See, aluminum free right there, aluminum free right there. But instead, they gave us these weird talking animal things and just weird stuff. I don't even know how to explain it. They're all just bizarre. They should have just been doing a simple message like that. I think that would have been very helpful. But there's another tweet that I put out. I don't know, was this yesterday? I really don't remember. A couple of days ago, there's a study that I was looking for something else.

before it didn't serve their purposes. But look at this is a 2011 paper about all the stuff that and this is the NIH.gov website. I've got this posted from a tweet a couple days ago. I think it was such a safe drug. we go. Ivermectin has continually proved to be astonishingly safe for human use. Indeed, it is such a safe drug with minimal side effects that it can be administered by non-medical staff and even illiterate individuals in remote rural communities. Today, Ivermectin is being increasingly used worldwide. This is 2011.

New and promising properties and uses for ivermectin and other ivermectin derivatives are continuing to be found. Let's just keep on going here, shall we? Where's that other? How do I get to that other? There we go. Some more stuff. Mass treatment of polyparasitized populations is deemed to be the best means of control, and ivermectin is the ideal drug for such interventions. Talked about parasites and worms and stuff like that, that people in...

A further 300 million total treatments have been approved for lymphatic filariasis, with around 90 million treatments being administered annually. At present, countries are receiving ivermectin for 15 for lymphatic. Consequently, around $4 billion worth of ivermectin tablets have been donated to date.

They lie and they lie and they lie and they do it because they have dollar signs in their eyes, not your health care and your needs at heart. And it is absolutely demoralizing to see promising stuff like that. will say, think underneath that post, several of you suggested a doctor that I talked to that is getting promising results.

in the cancer realm with ivermectin and i'm just gonna i want you to know that i reached out and i i was not familiar with this individual was it is it just is it dr makin i'm sorry just i don't know i'm looking to see here because i did reach out makus sorry william makus

I did reach out. gosh. Don't you hate it when you go back and you look at something you're like, I don't correct. Damn you auto correct. D Y a C it changed. Make us a K I S and it is announced as makes a K E S. he'll get back to me. I'm sure that's unfortunate.

Hey, Dr. Makes, you want to come on my show? I may or may not pronounce your name right. I don't know. I want to show you this other story here. I'm very surprised that we haven't heard more like this. And God bless you. If you took the COVID vaccine.

I hope that you have peace of mind and that you aren't overly stressed by the thought of what could be going on in your body. also hope above all that you haven't experienced any side effects from it or anyone you love. I hope hasn't been affected or died from it.

What a terrible, terrible, I cannot believe our society survived that. And when I say survived that, mean, as the truth came out and people trusted their guts.

Where's the writing? I meant the peaceful protest. It sounded like I said something else. Where's the peaceful protest is what I meant to say.

After getting the Pfizer, you've been, you went through this, you, went through this as well. You were told, yeah, if you want to keep working here, I know it. I know there's plenty of you right now going, I know, I know. And I knew at the time in my gut, I knew that it was a bad plan. And yet I wanted to keep putting food on the table and pay my mortgage on time. Yep. Uh, and that's the one thing I will say, I will say that the management at the blaze, um, they were sturdy through this entire.

Extreme dizziness, nausea, near fainting, wildly fluctuating heart rate. Now the team said, you're dehydrated. You got some high anxiety going. You got rookie nerves, kid. So get in there and keep pitching. He said the pitcher here, Karanza, said that he ended up experience, experiencing severe pain, a dysfunction on his pitching arm. I don't doubt it. I bet.

I wonder if we got the shot in the pitching arm.

Let's see, the injury impaired his ability to throw at a professional level, probably so. It essentially ended his career. He's seeking $19 million in damages, has an estimated $557,000 price tag and future medical expenses, he says. MLB didn't, listen to this, listen to this line in the story. The MLB did not have an official vaccine mandate. Of course you didn't. But encouraged players to get vaccinated through its union in the league. Do you remember?

Shortly after the mandates came down and everyone started getting the, I'm sorry, most people started getting the vaccine. are one of the early stories. I'll never forget. There's a COVID-19 outbreak in the New York Yankees clubhouse. Huh. But I thought if you got the shot, the virus stopped with you. That's what I thought, because that's what I was told. Huh.

if there isn't going to be mass upheaval.

from COVID and COVID related insanities like the vaccine, there will never ever be mass upheaval for any reason in this country. Never gonna happen. They're never gonna get in the streets for anything.

is never gonna happen. Think of the egregious stuff that happened under the Biden administration, especially with the silencing, the free speech and the being in bed with social media companies just because you had an opinion that didn't sit well with the regime.

never gonna get in the streets. You know, I take that back. Hang on a second. Now I take that back. The right is never gonna get in the streets. The left will get on the streets if you try to enforce laws.

Let just check my tabs real quick here. No, that is not a euphemism. I'm just checking here, making sure there's Scroll, scroll, scroll. I just want to see. I want to see if there's anything that's like a feel good thing that I can leave you with. hang on. I'll see. Brad's going to be sad that he missed this story. Hang on. Right now have a winner. I'm just closing tabs. OK, yep, we're going to end up with this one. Here we go. This is awesome. This story.

on his face. He believed that because lemon juice works as invisible ink on paper,

It would make his face invisible to cameras. smiled directly into the security cameras. Police aired the footage on the evening news and arrested him within an hour. He then showed the tape. When showed the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, but I wore the juice. He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling.

It should say stupid people with low IQ drastically overestimate their own competence. I can think of many politicians who fit that bill. See, because he got the lemon juice in his eyes and he took a picture of the Polaroid. He looked like he was invisible because he was turned away or something. Give me one moment here.

What year did the Nicolas Cage movie, National Treasure, get released?

yeah, Kara had the magnet on the arm video. I had family members that did the magnet on the arm

prove that my family does not listen to a word I say. They obviously got the vaccine and were able to do the magnet trick. That's not funny. That's not a humorous thing. Cool. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Okay. Listen, Brad and I alluded to eluded, eluded. Hang on. Eluded. We weren't escaping.

We alluded to it at the beginning of show. It's been a long week for both of us and it's only Wednesday. And I hope that your week has been pleasant and gentle for you. If not, I hope it gets better. We still have a couple more days here. Be looking for that, that gives in go. I gotta do that. Gotta do that to help sustain life with Daily Mojo and at the mic and your help will first of all be greatly appreciated and will 100 % go to just to keep this

thing going these things mojo and and at the mic I don't know if it's a technical thing I don't know what but man we are we're doing our best here so anyway I'm so grateful that you hang out with us as often as you do and again the one person project please share this the show with at least one person whether it's an episode you're really fond of or just it can be the website could be a Spotify link whatever and that's the thing the Spotify stuff

And when you rate and you review, you give them the five stars or as many stars as are available, that really goes a long way to helping. See, that's what it is. Let me tell you what it does. It's not a it's not like, hey, look at my show has five stars. No, it tells the algorithm. It tells the computers. It tells the beast. Hey, this show people like that. So, I mean, it does more good than you can grasp that I can grasp for sure.

grief, sound like Joe Biden there for a second. But when you tell the computer, when you say, hey, this show rocks, then it says, okay, well, know this Keith guy probably sucks, but I don't know that because everybody keeps giving it five stars. So grateful for that. So thank you so much. And then we will be back here 22 hours from now. And I truly have no idea what kind of show will be coming your way at all. Maybe Dr. Makes.

will respond to my DM. Huh? Dr. Makes. I don't know. I really don't know what we're going to do 22 hours from now. So you'll want to be here just to find out like, my gosh, I'm gonna witness a crash and burn live on the air. That'd be fun, right? Okay, listen, have a have a good evening. Have a safe night. Is it spring? I want to go on record by saying I, I'll check the 10 day forecast here. But I don't think that I think Dallas is still going to get another

32, 32 degree day. I don't care what anybody says. Let's see what's the coldest over the next, uh, Oh, 43 tonight. All right. But then a 40, uh, next week that's as cold as it's getting in the 86, 85, 81. is madness. Yeah.

I know those of you on the eastern half of the country are like shut up Keith shut up. All right. Be good. Love y'all. Appreciate you very much. ATM show.com. ATM show.com. Thanks for all of your support.