YAAAS, Channel Surfers — this recap was a five-course meal of messy drama, awkward sex confessions, and tarot-fueled chaos, Elsa cosplay, tarot cards, tacos & squirts?! The 90 Day Hunt for Love Tell-All Part 1 is serving us unhinged drama, and your Remote Reality besties Lauren and Dee are HERE FOR IT.
In this recap:
- Colt crawls across a hospital bed like a horny Navy SEAL 🫠
- Tim slaps a TV screen over an Instagram unfollow 💅
- Tiffany goes full Frozen meltdown ❄️
- Dee learns what “squirting” actually means 🫢
We dive into the editing tricks, fake friendships, and bedroom tea no one asked for but we’re now cursed with. Lauren whips out her tarot deck (and some voodoo, maybe?), and Dee threatens to never eat tacos again.
Best dressed? Worst dressed? Who gets the spin-off?
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⚠️ Explicit Content — Listener Discretion Advised
⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 – Intro: 14 Weeks of Chaos & Where’s Liz?
01:47 – Lauren’s Voice is Back + Big Brother Recap Plug
02:11 – Reality TV Editing Tricks: Lies, Damn Lies, and Teasers
03:10 – Tarot Reading Time: Future of the Podcast Revealed
05:37 – Tiffany vs Elise: The Carlo Drama Explodes
06:29 – Fashion Roast: Elsa, Dracula & Dollar Store Boas
08:08 – Best Dressed, Worst Dressed Judgment
09:17 – Suki’s Host Glow-Up & Tell-All Hosting Praise
10:18 – Rob Keeps it Classy, Everyone Else… Doesn’t
11:02 – Unfollow-Gate: Tim vs Usman Slap-a-Screen Moment
13:15 – Courtney & Colt: Taco Time, Healing, & Love (?)
14:50 – The "Cheating" Reveal: Mexico Flowers & Brazilian Texts
16:11 – Sniper Cuddles & Limp Noodle Confessions
18:44 – Colt Can’t Perform & Courtney Takes it Personally
20:00 – Girl Code, Stupid Bitch Fights & Playground Queens
22:40 – Courtney is Our Spirit Animal (And Financial Pro)
23:17 – Tiffany’s Edit: Elsa, Drama, and Redemption(?)
25:36 – Carlo’s Denial Tour: Receipts Incoming
26:33 – Tiffany’s Glow-Up & Elise Isn’t Dumb
29:07 – Tiffany & Elise Compare Carlo Texts for 7 Hours
30:24 – Fruit Station Fight: Talk Sh*t Better
31:17 – Tim & Jen: Swingers, Gold Diggers & Pineapple Flags
33:14 – Veronica Coaches Tim on How to Ask Elise Out
35:07 – Dick Breaking Story: 7 Hours of Bone-Crushing Action
36:55 – Dr. Lauren: Fixing Bros, Not Sex Lives
38:08 – Rodeo + Tacos & Squirts Confusion
40:14 – Mario Kart Night: Champagne & Misunderstandings
42:06 – Jen's Manipulation & Emotional Consequences
44:36 – Cole Needs to Grow a Pair – Jen is Pulling the Strings
45:15 – Mama Chantel Incoming + Spin-Off Pitches
47:35 – Final Wrap-Up: Thank You, Channel Surfers! ❤️
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