Welcome to Day 1232 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.
This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom
Breakfast Special – Humor Unplugged
Wisdom – the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before.
Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase wisdom and create a living legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1232 of our trek, and it is time for our 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life – something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life.
We are told in Proverbs 15:30,“A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.” We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22,“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny, which is titled…
Sam and Sally, an older couple, went to breakfast at the Busy Bee Restaurant, where the Senior Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, toast and a bottomless cup of coffee all for $1.99.
After they were seated at a table, Rhonda their server came to the table with coffee and asked if they both wanted the Senior Special. “That sounds really good,” Sally replied, “But I don’t want the eggs.”
“Well, then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” Rhonda warned her.
Sally was really taken back and replied, “You mean I’d have to pay more for NOT taking the eggs? That is incredulous.”
“Yep” stated Rhonda, “I can’t deviate from the special at all at that price.”
Sally pondered for a few moments, and finally said, “Well, I guess I’ll take the specialthen.”
“Great!” Exclaimed Rhonda, “How do you want your eggs?”
With a deadpan look of seriousness on her face, Sally said, “Raw and in the shell.”
After breakfast, Sally asked for a to-go box and took the two eggs home with her.
I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did, pass your smile on to someone else; we all could use a good smile. Our Thursday thought is “Problems are nothing but wake-up calls for creativity.”
O Sovereign Lord! You made the heavens and earth by your strong hand and powerful arm. Nothing is too hard for you!
As you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of our Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.
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Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, your friend as I serve you in through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.
As we take this trek together, let us always:
Live Abundantly (Fully)
Lend to others Generously
Lead with Integrity
Leave a Living Legacy Each Day
I am Guthrie Chamberlain reminding you to Keep Moving Forward, Enjoy Your Journey, and Create a Great Day Everyday!See you tomorrow for Philosophy Friday!